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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Fresh Features
Knock Life
2 Hard
Your parents are cutting you off from their

cash. Life goes on. Well tell you how to make it

through this trying time and get back to the top.

Shades, Dude
11 Killer
All the latest in the summer fashion scene. We

talk tanks, tans and a hella-ton of tips on how

to make the most of your rockin bod this year.

Top 10 Bro-Ments
of Winter 2013-14
28 From ice tubbing to bare-boddied sledding

down Park City slopes, local bros really lived it

up during Utahs coldest winter of the decade.

BRO-ZEN
Dope Departments
2 The Holy Word of Holland
6 Latest in Provo Slang
15 Age: Only A Number
PROVO ALL STAR

23 Becoming a No. 1 Summer Salesman

Top Five Epic Door Approach Tips

34 Wolverine Pride
36 #Selfie101
41 Squaw Peak & Dating Hot Spots

Be Swipin
39 Hunnies
Recent updates to Tinder put the nations mostpopular dating app back on the map. Learn how
to step up your game and get matches galore.

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When is it too early to kiss a girl?

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LIFE HITS YOU HARD.

JUST BE CHILL
AND KEEP TRUE TO
YOURSELF.

MAY 2014

ALL-STAR Material

44 Biceps, Triceps & Glutes - OH MY!

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They pay for it all: the Bimmer, the apartment, the cut-off jeans you
wear to the pool. Now the parental unit wants to cut you off and force you
to live on your own. Heres how youll learn to thrive in life all by yourself.

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Whats in your wallet? Believe it or not, theres more to life than looking good. You must develop a habit of spending
money wisely and saving it for the bare necessities. That studly figure wont stay sexy forever, you know.
Photo by Sean OConnel

Im not letting them do

this to me.

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