A man is driving in his car

on a road.

A woman is driving in her car on

the same road, but in the
opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the

man opens his window and
shouts to the woman:

DONKEY!
The woman immediately
responds:

Monkey!

Both continue their separate

ways, the woman being very
satisfied with her quick and
smart reaction.
And just as she reaches the first
curve in the road

Moral:

Women never really

understand what men
are trying to say to
them."