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Now they are going down to the cafeteria. It is very loud in the cafeteria and there is a lot of background
noise so it is hard to hear what they are saying sometimes.
02:50 Mike: Hey, Erics girl is coming down.
(Unknown Voice): Ah yeah.
Other Boy: The new girl?
Mike: You know you wanna tap that, you know you wanna.
(Unknown Voice): Well of course. Who wouldnt? Most people would.
Mike: I would.
The boy behind the camera then moves to the other side of the table and focuses on Eric spinning the
cell phone. The other boys are having a conversation about their cars. Eric is not even paying attention.
03:34 Camera man: Your car is not fixed yet? (unintelligible) Try a chain. It is a chain.
Mike: Its a chain?
Camera man: Yes.
Mike: Okay. It broke.
Camera man: Okay.
Mike: Because it was tied to too much
03:46 Eric: Wheee!
Mike: (unintelligible) gear. It tore up the gear. You know the
gear it runs on?
(unintelligible conversation)
The sound on the camera turns off because they mention somebodys name.
04:41 Eric: Ah, yes. I want to rip his skull out and eat it (?).
At 05:11 Eric flips off Mike when he puts up his middle finger. I am not sure if this means the same
thing in France as it does in America, but here it is a gesture that means Fuck you. Eric was just joking
though.
At 05:28 Eric notices the girl in the orange shirt coming over to his table. This is believed to be Tiffany
Typher the girl Eric took to the Homecoming dance in his freshman year at Columbine.
05:28
Mike: Oh god.
Camera man: Wow.
Tiffany: What are you doing?
Camera man: Were filming.
Mike: Will you smile and wave for the camera?
At 06:50 Eric says something that I do not understand. Then it sounds like he says Fuck but I am not
sure.
06:55 Mike: Because she doesnt know how to keep it in her pants.
(Laughter).
For the rest of this conversation, they speak so softly I cannot understand what they are saying. But they
continue to talk about Tiffany.
07:12 Other Kid: Okay, Im already tired of seeing this (silent here they
he mentions somebodys name) thing going on. I say we
just turn that thing off. Who cares about him? Whats his
name? George, Richard (silent again as they say his
Again, I cannot understand exactly what they say for the rest of the conversation. They continue to talk
about Richard and some other things that I do not follow. I do not think Eric says anything during this
as you can see, it is mostly Mike, the boy behind the camera, and the other kid in the black shirt who are
talking. At 08:02 Eric makes a weird face and sound when he looks at the camera. I do not know what he
means by this. Maybe he was just acting goofy.
08:03 Other kid: I am surprised that thing still doesnt say Welcome Back
Mike: Welcome back to school. Do have a nice time.
Other kid: Class of 98! Woo!
08:14 Mike: I gotcheck this out. I got a job offer!
Other kid: Where?
Camera man: McDonalds doesnt count.
Mike: No I am serious. My dad was talking to somebody that
needs an air conditioning and a new furnace installed in
their house. Alright? He offers me a job when I graduate. The starting rate is sixteen dollars an hour. And
he goes and there is plenty of room for advancement. And I go what otheris there
08:45 Mike: Theres uhtheres uh
Other kid: Whats her name?
(Somebody whistles I think Eric. They are looking and pointing at the blonde girl.)
Other kid: Go get her over here. Just go, Eric. Go get her.
Eric: Aw yeah, she looks this way and casually doesnt see us.
Other kid: Oh yeah, is she the one who was knocking on that door
Friday in German class?
09:12 Mike: Anyway, and he goes and Ill give you your own company
truck. And I go damn straight! (Laughter.) And I go
My own company truck? and he goes Yeah, your own
company truck. Ill give you the address and you go there,
do the job. Sometimes it gets pretty busy, but there will be
a few days when you will have nothing to do. And I go,
what will I do then? and he goes you take the truck,
drive around, do whatever the hell you want. And I was
like Fuck yeah.
Other kid: Sweet.
Camera man: I want my own truck. Do I get my own cards too?
Mike: And then he goes if you get your own truck, dude, you get
your own company cell phone too. And its one of those
cool ones with the little walkie-talkie button. Thats the
shit Im talking about.
Camera man: A two-way radio.
Mike: Yeah, your new company cell phoneits just a CB.
Eric: Why does it have no numbers on it?
Mike: I need to make a phone call, but it only has one button on it.
Camera man: Ah yes.
Other Kid: Breaker-Breaker 1-9
Mike: Breaker-Breaker 1-9. We got a call.
(Laughter).
10:54 Mike: Okay, there she goes Eric! Do you want me to go get her
for you?
Eric: No.
(They are talking about the blonde girl again).
Mike: Just yell. Just go like Hey (silent he says her name)
Other Kid: Oh! Erics getting jacked!
Mike: Eric just got jackedup the ass! You like that.
Eric: I dont know about that, dude.
Other Kid: Ill stay away from that, thanks. Id appreciate it.
Eric: Me too.
Other Kid: Yeah.
Mike: You still got jacked.
At 11:40 Eric begins making a strange, angry face at the camera. I wonder what this is about?
11:48 Mike: Okay, lets just turn off that little light, you little jack-off.
(Laughter.)
Other Kid: Jack-off.
Eric: Jack-off.
Other Kid: Ah, my eyes!
Camera man: Well now its stuck. Now you broke it. [the camera light]
Eric: Jesus Christ, its never going off now!
Other Kid: Conspiracy! Dun dun dun dun
At 12:33 somebody comes up from behind Mike and pretends to choke him.
They get up and walk over to the other side of the cafeteria. Eric goes and sits with the blonde girl. Mike
sits down with Tiffany at 13:41.
13:51 Mike: Are you enjoying this little film time youve got going
over here?
Camera man: Ah, theres nothing else we got.
At 14:04 it cuts to Eric sitting down at the table with the blonde girl. It seems like he is trying to talk to
her but she is trying not to look at him. She notices the boy Jeremy walk past her and reaches out to
him. Eric gets upset, stands up and walks away.
The blonde girl continues to talk to Jeremy and does not say goodbye to Eric. Eric walks to the stairs and
meets back up with Mike.
Starting at 16:14 in the Eric In Columbine video (I'm going to assume the girl is indeed, Brandi, I guess):
Brandi: "Never be like hey what's up, be like... (laughing) Why are you recording this!?"
Mike: (???)
Brandi: "Seven layer burrito, shut up! She had a seven layer burrito (Mike: "Uh huh."), and then she fell
asleep on her break and she had this seven layer burrito right before her break. She woke up 'cause her
mouth was bleeding like right here, like inside you know? And she went to the doctor and the doctor
said 'well you can't eat for like a few days because there's roach eggs hatching in your mouth."
Brandi: "Sure I even saw her when it was like, happening. Her mouth was bleeding and she was like 'oh
my god, do I go to a dentist or a doctor?' and I was like ummm I would just go to one of them, it doesn't
matter. So she went to the doctor."
Eric H: "Aweeesome."
Eric V: "Yeah."
Mike: (???)
Brandi: "I am. Guys, I don't wanna go to math or English or... wait, or ceramics."
Brandi: "Oh okay, good. You'll have to grow some boobs and some more hair and then hey!"
Mike: "There ya go. Eric's all 'yeah, I didn't wanna hear that'. You just call me saying I got cupee (???)"
(all laughing)
Brandi: "That's great. ... Huh? What? Yeah reveal the truth to us."
Brandi: "That's okay, my best friend was gay (I guess Mike said something about being gay? Help me out
here, guys.) like he went to California; I miss him. His name was Chris too, isn't that funny? Yeah."
Mike: "My brother's name is Chris (???) So all Chris' are gay. What do you think of Mike? Or what about
Eric, huh? What kind of stereotypes do you have for them?"
Brandi: "Eric's are cool. ...Oh are you an Eric? I notice like a lot of Erics."
Brandi: "No I do, one of my really good friends is Mike. He gets high all the time but he's still really
funny."
Brandi: "Ugh I have this big (???) in my backpack, anyways. I have to walk across the street from (???
Southwest plaza?) on the other side of Kohl's."
(???)
Brandi: "And you're blind. ... I was eating that (the yogurt cup Eric H has been spinning). Just joking. Does
anyone have a brush oh god I need one."
Brandi: "I swear to god I knew this guy who carried hairspray, gel, a brush."
Brandi: "No, his name was Andrew, actually. Are you an Andrew?"
Brandi: "You might know me... no, you might not. Did any of you go to (edited out)."
Eric V: "'Sup."
Eric V: "Yep."
Brandi: "Well I don't know where she is though. I know where her locker is; it's right next to mine."
Brandi: "What?"
Mike: "Hers!"
Brandi: "No, we're not like best friends. We're good friends..."
Brandi: "She's a sophmore she has like a big forehead she wears like major eyeliner she's a
cheerleader... don't record this oh my god bad!"