Last Will and Testament

Class 2010

The countdown begins to commencement day.

I wonder why the events that have faded away begin to reappear in vivid and visible form
I recognize the old familiar faces now older but wiser grown than before.

Ladies and Gentlemen, lend us your ears, for now we will read for the first and last time the
last will and testament of Class 2010, hereof called the testators.

We, the members of Class 2010, about to pass out into the great beyond but still in full
possession and control of an active gray matter and not under duress, hereby declare that
all our possessions and properties, whether useful or good for the junkyard, our
personalities and behavior, whether worthy of emulation or not, are now yours. We pray that
you will accept them as a sacred trust from one who has gone before.

The subjoined list will be entailed Estates, to which class 2010 do declare the Senior Class
of 2011, 2012, and 2013 the real and rightful successors and heirs.

We do give and bequeath our senior worth and dignity, may you uphold it forever with all
seriousness and gravity, endeavoring to realize its vast importance, in spite of their natural
shortcomings and irresponsibility.

Our classrooms and all fixtures and furniture therein, whether useful as enhancers of
learning or as fire wood together with the cobwebs, dust and cockroaches, are bequeathed
to the juniors. Please feel free to rearrange whatever is there and keep it orderly so that it
can be more conducive to learning as before. Forgive the former occupants because they
were of the scholarly type and not tailored to be ordinary homemakers.

The brilliant and superlative brains of the class 2010, namely, Gilyn Christine Nuevo, Jovina
Tan, Asila Costelo, Paolo Angelo Galang, Ma. Fatima Shaira Adona and Jason Juntilla are
hereby passed on to Marsza, Areso, Rebecca Romano,Brinell Valenciano, Joanvie Maranguez,
Mayebelle Munoz, Ofelia Manaloto, Joan Contrata, Arriane Mae Pacle, Carl Francis Ortiz,
Miko Antonio Galang, Mary Grace Daguman and Colleen Del Tuazon and to whoever is willing
to sacrifice their wild freedom and carefree life in exchange for endless and boring nights
of work and study but be counted among the elite of the class.

The Vesalius Aureus of Class 2010 Gilyn Christine Nuevo and Paolo Angelo Galang bequeaths
their anatomic and physiologic intelligence to Mayebelle Munoz, Ofelia Manloto and Miko
Antonio Galang.

The Florence Nightingale of class 2010, namely, Jovina Tan, Lucille Raz, Joy Jara and Gilyn
Christine Nuevo whose concern for the environment is given to Sr. Maribel Yabora, Grace
Nina Fe Agaton, Arriane Mae Pacle.

The PHN bag and black umbrella of Asila Costelo is bestowed to Marjorie Lynn Ibajo and
Arriane Mae Pacle. We are looking forward to see you as outstanding Community Nurses.
Gilyn Christine Nuevo leaves the Brain of Cal Neuberg to Jember Solano, Mayebelle Muñoz,
Ofelia Manaloto, Joan Contrata and Aileen Vio Yepes whose scientific minds may discover
the formula that will produce the medicine that prolongs life indefinitely.

The Antoine Lavoisier of the seniors Gilyn Christine Nuevo bestows herfood pyramid to
Ofelia Manaloto.

The Math Wizard of Class 2010, Melody Rodillas leave her brain that is full of numbers,
equations and theorems to Jember Solano, Mayebelle Muñoz, Ivan Aldheve Laspuña, Aivy
Angeles and Marjory Lynn Ibajo and Banjo Calesa. Pythagoras is really nothing compared to
these modern day mathematicians.

The gramaticians of Class 2010, Ma. Fatima Shaira Adona, Gilyn Christine Nuevo, Maria
Neze Dalimocon, Queencee Marie Omelgo, and Jovina Tan bestows their Webster Dictionary
and Thesaurus to Mayebelle Muñoz.

Larraine Dela Cerna, Junebelle Daguman, Ma. Fatima Shaira Adona and Ryan Terga whose
Oxfordian Diction of English and the envy of Chinese and Japanese is passed on to Brinell
Valenciano, Mylene Platon, Venus Lacuarin, Colleen Del Tuazon, Shalyn Lao, Magie Cañete and
Jesryll Carl Gungon.

The “Makata” of the seniors, Jojo Tendenilla and Jenelle Balasbas bequeath the crown of
laurel leaf of Francisco Balagtas to Jeneza Francisco.

Queencee Marie Omelgo’s mark of being a Theologian is granted to Sr. Maribel Yabora. We
expect that the heiress will take care of the prestigious reputation bestowed on her.

Ma. Fatima Shaira Adona bequeath the moniker given to her as the Herodotus of the class
to Ofelia Manaloto. She shall be tasked to correct the flawed proportion of the Philippine
history.

The seniors’ computer buffs Rio Cyrus Bautista and Ludwig Erick Zosa turn over to Jimboy
dela Cruz, Cesar Conquilla, Daniel Navarro, Veramie Cabral, Jeff Ayong, Arvi John Estrada,
Dulce Luaton, Adrian Paul Marquez, Aileen Vio Yepes, Maggie Cañete, Maria Glenda Gomez
and Banjo Calesa. The obsolete and warm conditioners despite these limitations world-class
hackers are still produced.

The tactical and masterful moves of Rio Cyrus Bautista, Jojo Tendenilla and Jenelle
Balasbas are given to Almeria, Mayebelle Muñoz, Rez Lloyd Icalina, Donna Ruth Teologo,
Chiara Ira Dueñas and Clyde Jason Ortiz who will be Calbayog’s grand chess masters.

The still to be won gold medals in athletics of Jenelle Balasbas, Paolo Angelo Galang, Jecylle
Joy Jara, Rosalie Ann Paloma, Ma. Vanessa Pua, Sarah Jeanne Caber, Jomael Ramos, Jojo
Tendenilla and Gene Ralph Obeda are given to Joy Marie Lugo, April Tarayyo, Mark
Sabenicio, Lourdes Andoy, Renato Balza, Jan Theodore Fortaleza, Alegro, Jomaine,
Stephany Operario, Jeneza Francisco, Judith Ginay, Ivan Laspuña, Carl Niel Del Rosario and
Carl Francis Ortiz. They are expected to win for the Philippines in the upcoming Vancouver
2010 Olympics.
The terpsichorean of the seniors, Ma. Fatima Shaira Adona and Mae Allequir relinquish the
agility and nimbleness to Llury Mae Magdaraog, Ma. Evacris Singzon, Jessa Tan, Jasmine
Ortega, Phoebe Montes, Kristel Abalos, Abegail Dolo, Ruth Mercenes, Jhovez Riños, April
Tarrayo, Vera Campillo, Lourdes Andoy, Daniel Navarro, Jeff Ayong, John Garado, Ron
Teofyle Ortiz, Marish Lou Fernandez, Tiffany Maico, Jeanne Jaropojop, Arian Mae Pacle,
Joresa Abeliana, Kristine Viernes, Cathryn Kane Prudente, Kris Almi Tarrayo, Angelo Guiret,
Jesryll Gungon, Kristine Ignacio, Adrian Lovina, Mary Rose Ejoc, Clyde Ortiz and Mark
Negrosa.

The seniors warblers and divas, Gilyn Christine Nuevo, Roberta Mae Espia, Gabriel
Alejandro, Laarni Lardoma, Rosalie Ann Paloma, Jovina Tan, Jojo Tendenilla, Nikka Monique
Togonon, Melchora Yauder, Melrose Rontos, Maria Neze Dalimocon and Queencee Marie
Omelgo whose golden voices “hath charm that soothes the savage breast” will be replaced
by Emma Ruth Doroja, Catherine Mabute, Mariala Sionosa, Ghili Rose Nuevo, Raymart
Lumibao, Carl Francis Ortiz, Miko Antonio Galang, Jeanne Marie Jaropojop, Dulce Luaton,
Kevin James Rivera, Kristine Ignacio, Kris Almi Tarrayo and Rogen Aguilar.

The following are trifling bequest but we hope they may be accepted not of their nature per
se, but as a token of the generosity of heart displayed in our free and full bestowal:
• To all clinical instructors, the profound admiration and ever enduring of class 2010,
in individual as well as a collective manifestation.
• To Abalos, Yael David, Marjory Teatro, Sr. Maribel Yabora, Emma Ruth Doroja,
Jennifer Yabao, Mary Jane Catalan and Jean Francisco the College complexion of
Mae Allequir, Cerna Ruth Cruz, Julie Ann Barandino, Asila Costelo and Paolo Angelo
Galang and their gallons of whiteners with the caution that they should not overuse
them lest they will have a “Banwaanon” complexion. Remember, brown is beautiful.
• To Ma. Rochel Lerio, Alegro Jomaine, Rovelyn Gonzaga, Audion Cabeling, Andrie
Bonn Marquez, Melanie Omadto, Regine Jalayajay, Joraldine Pinirio, Veramie
Cabral, Mariela Sionosa, Renato Balza, Zandra de Leon, Lucille Lomuntod, Liwayway
Baldo and Mark Negrosa the Filipino Complexion of Jovina Tan, Jojo Tendenilla,
Azad Roque, Jomael Ramos, Gene Ralph Obeda, Elvira Gamala and Ricarda Cangayao.
• Paolo Angelo Galang, Gene Ralph Obeda, Aprilee Bhy Bayog, Ma. Vanessa Pua
bequeth their towering heights to Pauline Aguilar, Mark Sabenecio, Arvi Estrada,
Daniel Navarro, Divine Yangzon, Jomaine Alegro, Mark Tangpos, Mia Ompad, Ivan
Aldreve Laspuña, Arvin Ofamen, Carl Neil Del Rosario, Miko Antonio Galang and
Christian Mark Negrosa.
• To Joan Contrata, Lucille Lomuntod, Aileen Vio Yepes, Luz Rabido, Kristel Abalos,
Divinagracia, May, Kristal Bagaporo, Jessa Tan, Jhoevy Bumanglag, Federico
Felices, Julie Ann Castrodes, Marjorie Teatro, Ruth Mercenes, Ala Avinon, Lovell
Pamoraga, Clyde Jason Ortiz and Janet Guarda, the Liliputan Heights of Ma.
Fatima Shaira Adona, Jakelyn Contrata, Apple Linde, Gilyn Christine Nuevo and
Elinor Pacaanas. This need not be a cause of worry and shame because they can
always rise to greater heights like President GloriA Macapagal Arroyo or if not like
Mahal and Mura.
• To Dianne Aguilar, April Tarrayo, June Anne Castrodes, Lourdes Andoy, Jasmine
Ortega, Divine Yangzon, Raquel Ebdani, Marjorie Lynn Ibajo, Arriane Mae Pacle and
Donna Ruth Teologo, the senior bombshells of Jecylle Joy Jara, Ma. Vanessa Pua,
Gilyn Christine Nuevo, Abegail Garsota, Rosalie Ann Paloma, Asila Costelo and Elinor
 Pacaanas, together with the superb bodies of the successors, the eyes of any
talent scout will surely pop out.
• To Mariela Sionosa, Precy Gutang, Yael David Zyra Zamoras, Cristy Rose Caviero,
Aileen Putal, Aivy Angeles, Raniza Baloma, Rachel Gacelos, Christine Renee Roldan,
Genith Pacot, Sarah Demit, Nonna Lou Palis, and Janet Guarda the Betty Boops of
Cerna Ruth Cruz, Lucille Raz, Queencee Marie Omelgo, Maria Neze Dalimocon and
Melody Rodillas. Heads will always turn and whistles blown as they pass by.
• The Taylor Laughtner of the Seniors, Paolo Angelo Galang bequeaths his hunk body
to Raymart Lumibao, Daryll Capillas, Mark Sabenecio, Ceasar Conquillo, Serwin
Bendoy, Carl Neil Del Rosario, Rez Lloyd Icalina, Miko Antonio Galang, Rafael
Cabañas and Jember Solano.
• The charming and fascinating looks of Jomael Ramos, Paolo Angelo Galang and Jojo
Tendenilla is bestowed to Daryll Capillas, Rafael Cabañas, Jimboy Dela Cruz,
Federico Felices, Darby Montiman, Israel Jerusalem, Andrei Bon Marquez, Audion
Cabeling, Mark Sabenecio, Brian Debuton, Raymart Lumibao, Adrian Paul Manlapaz,
Ivan Aldreve Laspuña and Kevin James Rivera. They will be future Ben Affleck and
Brad Pitt of Hollywood.
• To Christina Cortado, Israel Jerusalem, Jay Ann Lendez, Raquel Ebdani, Theodore
Fortaleza, Yael David and John Garado, the misty eyes of Lesly Salomon and
Anetess Calamay.
• To Jean Francisco, Andre Bon Marquez, Llury Mae Magdaraog, Magie Cañete,
Colleen Dell Tuazon, Tiffany Mico, Chelsea Omandam and Vera Campillo the
bequilling and bright eyes of Maribelle Encomio, Jovielyn Beso, Maria Neze
Dalimocon and Roberta Mae Espia that are quaranteed to melt any granite and cold
heart.
• To Dianne Aguilar, Llury Mae Magdaraog, Nonna Lou Palis, Donna Ruth Teologo, Mia
Ompad, Petche Tomale, Jan Theodore Fortaleza, Ruith Mercenes and Veramie
Cabral the captivating smiles of Gabriel Alejandro and Anetess Calamay. May they
keep their folks in harnish and never let the go ‘till next years’ Commencement
Day.
• The snobbish looks of Christine Bosque and Lesly Salomon is passed on to June Ann
Castrodes, Joraldine Piñero, Abegail Dolo, Joresa Aballana, Phoebe Montes, Jovey
Bumaybay and Kathryn Kane Prudente. They will enherit the tiara of Maricel
Soriano as the Taray Queen.
• The Maria Clara Personality of Gilyn Christine Nuevo and Melchora Yauder is now
bestowed to Jean Francisco, Angel Rose Solas, Stephanie Keith Operario,Marsza
Caresosa, Shenilyn Melorin, Grace Daguman, Dana Syckie Moraca, Ghili Rose Nuevo
and Rose Arcallana.
• To April Tarrayo, Joy Lugo, Camille Garcia, Jeneza Francisco, Lovely Fernandez,
Jomaine Alegro and Lovell Pamoraga, the tomboyish behavior of Jenelle Balasbas.
They promise to wear their skirts on their first dates.
• The pouted and luscious lips of Ma. Vanessa Pua, Queencee Marie Omelgo, Abegail
Garsota and Jovielyn Beso is bequeathed to Dianne Aguilar, Melanie Omadto,
Shalyn Lao, Joko Paul Lim-it, Yael David and Jan Theodore Fortaleza.
• The superb Gluteus Maximus of Jovina Tan, Gilyn Christine Nuevo, Melchora
Yauder, Azad Roque, Ludwig Erick Soza, Jomael Ramos, Elinor Pacaanas, May Rose
LOrdan, Apple Linde and Kelly Dela Cruz is implanted to Mary Rose Ejoc, Llury Mae,
Magdaraog, Mark Tangpos, Brinell Valenciano, Jomaine Alegro, Jean Cristell
 Villavicencio, Donna Ruth Teologo, Theresa Vencio, Jan Theodore Fortaleza, Zyra
Zamoras, Ailyn Potal and Ron Teofyle Ortiz.
• To Ruth Hercenes, Zyra Zamoras, Jhovee Rhiños, Veramie Cabral, Mylene Platon,
Sheila Ann Bello, Ma. Glenda Gomez, Arriane Mae Pacle, Donna Ruth Teologo, Ma.
Evacris Singzon, Marzsa Carisosa, Ruthelyn Cabrellas and Llury Mae Magdaraog,
the alluring dimples of Rio Cyrus Bautista, Maria Neze Dalimocon, Junebelle
Daguman, Larraine Dela Cerna, Asila Costelo, Apple Linde, and Prell Luda. These are
also given to anybody who likes it. Apply early and avoid the rush.
• To Kathryn Kane Prudente, Arriane Mae Pacle, Liwayway Baldo, Donna Ruth
Teologo, Sarah Demit, Genith Pacot, Llury Mae Magdaraog, Mark Tangpos, Wade
Beltran, Abegail Dolo, Chelsea Omandam, Regine Jalayajay and Marish Lou
Fernandez and to anybody who needs it, the chattering gift of Elinor Pacaanas,
Abegail Garsota, Julie Ann Barandino, Jovina Tan, Maria Neze Dalimocon, Ryan
Terga, Rio Cyrus Bautista, Kelly Dela Cruz, Jason Juntilla, Paolo Angelo Galang,
Nikka Monique Togonon, Jane Alvarez, Sarah Silencio, Larraine Dela Cerna, and
May Rose Lordan. They really enliven the campus.
• The frolic attitude of Rio Cyrus Bautista and Jason Juntilla is granted to Regine
Jalayajay, Arvin Ofamen, Dulce Luaton, Jocelyn Nabual, Jomaine Alegro, Jimboy
Dela Cruz, and Jesryll Carl Gungon. You never fail to bring smiles and laughter in
the face of everyone.
• The make-up kit and fashion ideas of Rio Cyrus Bautista, Annjill Dineros and Kelly
Dela Cruz is given to Jesryll Carl Gungon, Nonna Lou Palis, Eva Cris Singzon, Magie
Cañete, Chaira Aira Dueñas, Paul Celestine Limpangog, Joko Paul Lim-it, Veramie
Cabral, Lourdes Andoy and Kimberly Balanquit.,
• The wardrobe of Elinor Pacaanas, Asila Costelo, Julie Ann Barandino, Paolo Angelo
Galang, Jomael Ramos and Azad Roque is handed down to June Ann Castrodes, Arvi
John Estrada, Jane Catalan, Magie Cañete, Ivan Aldreve Laspuña, Jasmine Ortega,
and Jesryll Carl Gungon. We are looking forward for your marvelous fashion
statements.
• The thrift bank of Jovielyn Beso, Christine Bosque, and Ludwig Erick Zosa is
handed to Kristine Ignacio, Lovell Pamoraga, Jember Solano, Jimboy Dela Cruz,
Wade Beltran, Joanavie Maranguez, Rochelle Lerio, Magie Cañete, Shalyn Lao,
Lourdes Andoy, Cesar Conquillo, Ofelia Manaloto and Daniel Navarro. We shall
expect them to be billionaires in the near future.
• The reputation of Azad Roque and Julie Ann Barandino as champion texters of the
seniors is now relinquished to Julie Ann Bernardo, Ma. Evacris Singzon, Genith
Pacot, Flor Base, Raul Uy, Israel Jerusalem, Yvonne Potal, Rhena Bonita, Jeneza
Francisco, Honelyn Monares, April Tarrayo, Jeff Ayong, Zandra De Leon, Maybelle
Muñoz and Joy Marie Lugo whose cellphones are so advanced that it can send
telepathic messages.

Finally in addition to these enforced gifts, possessions, properties or whatever they may be,
we leave not of necessity, but of our own violation, our love and respect to the Franciscans,
our administrators and instructors. To you, the fellow students, we leave behind our happy
moments together, the victories and defeats that we have shared, the achievements and
frustrations that together we have felt. And last but not the least, we leave to all of you
our pledge of never ending friendship.