Four Catholic mothers

Four catholic mothers sit together

over a cup of coffee and try to
impress each other with the
importance of their sons.
 Says the first one:

„My son is a Priest. When he enters a room,

people say

„Father“
to him“.
 Says the second:
„Nice. But my son is a bishop. Whenever he
enters a room, people say :

„Your Excellency“
 The third mother, proudly:
„I don´t want to brag, but my son is a
Cardinal. When he enters the room, people
say:

„Your Eminence“
The fourth quietly sips her coffee.
The others look to her,
questioningly.

Finally she says:

„My son is a wonderful 1meter
95 tall, musculous stripper.
Whenever he enters a room all
people gasp for air and say:"
„Oh, my God!“