The Privileged

Majoritys Coloring
& Activity Book

by: Tayler Williams

Things You need:

Crayons
Scissors

Pens
Artistic
Drive

Optional:
Unearned Sense of entitlement
a crippling detachment from the feelings of
others
Proficiency in the art of the male gaze
Ignorance towards ones unchecked privilege
A dark sense of humor

*Authors note*
The Privileged Majoritys Coloring & Activity Book provides a
satirical view of the everyday sexism, misogyny, racism, classism,
queer and trans antagonism, fat hate, ableism, and various other
gross isms that are normalized in American culture .
This book is meant to bring readers face-to-face with their own
privilege so that they may confront the microaggressions faced by
minorities on a daily basis.
If for whatever reason, you find the book to be too much to handle, The
author suggests finding a nice dark hole, or perhaps the blackened
recesses of your own soul, to crawl inside of while you cry yourself
an ocean of privileged tears.

You Have Been Warned!!!

Special thanks to Katie Gwen

Use these accessories to Help Iggy Profit off of the

appropriation of black culture.
(the same culture that black women are shamed for participating in)

Jar of white people

tears
Slave Driver's Whip
(to go along with her Im a
runaway slave master lyric)

Ebonics Dictionary
J-Los Ass
Undeserved BET
Award
Iphone on Twitter
(For sharing racist tweets with
the world)

Token black guy

Help Shawna pick an appropriate hairstyle for her

upcoming job interview.

Choose from the styles on the following page

Jenny just revealed to her therapist that shes feeling

depressed. choose one of the following responses for her
Therapist to advise her with:

exercise
is great for depression!
Losing weight could do wonders for your self-esteem!
Do you think you'd be happier if you were thinner?"
Do you often use food as a means to console yourself?
Are you sure your weight isnt the root of this problem?

Marcy is a trans exclusionary radical feminist (TERF).

choose from the following Sidekicks to help her continue
in her quest to negate the identities of her trans sisters.
Outdated Feminist Literature from 1970s
Tickets to the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival
Tumblr posts full of phrases like real women and women born women
Gavel used to pass judgement
Earmuffs to ignore Trans voices
Megaphone to overpower with her outlandish rants

Use a past experience of being a social outcast to fill in

what these working stiffs are saying about the person
behind them!

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Avoid the microaggressions and get yourself home after a

long day at work.

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Here is a group of women.

Which ones are the sluts?
*Hint* (THe Sluts are wearing red!)

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Ugly Plus Size fashion word search

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Erica and Jamal have just awoken to find themselves in a parallel

universe where cisgender people are the minority.
Help them decide which of the basic human necessities listed below to give up in order
to keep living as the genders they identify with. You must pick at least 5.

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Break through the Glass Ceiling!

But Whose
Raising your
children?

Women
Dont have
it that hard

Have Fun Living a Life of subservience!

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Say It Without Saying it!

Combine an adjective from the list on the left with a noun from the list on the right,
to come up with a brand new euphemism for the vagina! then draw a picture of your
creation in the box below!

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Quick! Help Naysayer Nate come up with

an air-tight Excuse to rationalize
his refusal to Respect Trans
Non-Binary Tiens Ze/zem Pronouns!
Choose from the list below, or come up
with something of your own, then
write it down in the speech bubble.

cuz Science
Something about Special
Snowflakes
blah blah blah, I hate
tumblr,
blah blah blah...
Grammar! Grammar! Grammar!
your words frighten me
Jesus
Cant you just be gay?
a golden globe worthy rant
About
the feminist agenda and its plans
to destroy all men and ultimately

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bring about the end of days.

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