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English Teacher: One cute and young girl is walking on the road. Change this into
an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- Oye,pataka !
Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi ha
i?
Santa: Chain hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!
Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me monkeys football khelte hai.
Dr: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final hai!!!
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar
replies :Oye ! No idea Im new to this city..