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<i>...that ass...</i>
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<i>...the blowjob, the cowboy,</i>
16
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<i>the doggy, the moneyshot,</i>
<i>and that's it.</i>
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<i>I don't gotta say anything,</i>
18
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<i>I don't gotta do anything.</i>
19
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<i>I just fucking lose myself.</i>
20
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<i>There's only a few things</i>
<i>I really care about in life.</i>
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<i>My body...</i>
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<i>...my pad...</i>
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<i>...my ride...</i>
24
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<i>...my family...</i>
25
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Amen.
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<i>...my church...</i>
27
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<i>- ...my boys...</i>
<i>- </i> (ALL YELLING)
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- You ain't see her turn around.
- You calling her a seven?
42
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- An eight. At least an eight.
- That is not an eight.
43
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She's cute in the face,
you can maybe call the face
44
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- an eight, tits are a four.
- Yeah, but the butt, man,
45
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it's exceptional. I'm telling
you. It changes everything.
46
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- Shit!
- What?
47
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- Sequins. Don't look. Don't look.
- What? Who is that?
48
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- You don't remember her?
- She's coming over here.
49
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'Cause you're staring
right at her.
50
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- (HIP-HOP PLAYS)
- WOMAN: Look who the fuck it is.
51
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- How you doing?
- Why didn't you call me back?
52
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Come on. You're a grown woman.
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of my mom or something.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Your mom do got some big-ass titties.
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- Don't talk about my mother.
- You brought up your mother.
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If you don't like that, there's
something wrong with you.
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I didn't say I didn't like it.
I said it's not a dime.
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- That's incorrect.
- She's taller than you anyway.
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- Fuck you, Jonny.
- I'm playing, come on.
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You gonna get that?
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WOMAN: Let me get a
vodka-cranberry.
86
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- Jonny!
- Sammy-boy, how you doing?
87
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- You good?
- Let me get a Grey Goose and soda.
88
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(HIP-HOP PLAYS)
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- What makes you think you could do that?
- Do what?
90
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- Get the fuck out of here.
- You wanna go somewhere?
91
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- Fuck you.
- You wanna fuck me?
92
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- Is that why you kissed me?
- I didn't kiss you.
93
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Yeah, you did.
94
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- Stop it, I mean it. Stop it.
- (LAUGHS)
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Come on. Let me buy you a drink.
It's early.
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- Where you going?
- I told you where I was going.
97
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Come on! Wait a minute!
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Shit!
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(HIP-HOP PLAYS)
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Yo. Headband.
101
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Nah, I don't know.
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(HIP-HOP PLAYS)
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(WOMAN MOANING)
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(COMPUTER CHIMES)
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<i>JON: See?</i>
<i>This is what I'm saying.</i>
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<i>Real pussy's all good.</i>
<i>But I'm sorry.</i>
107
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<i>It's not as good as porn.</i>
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<i>Tits?</i>
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<i>Great.</i>
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<i>Ass?</i>
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<i>Great.</i>
112
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<i>Blowjob?</i>
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<i>Sure, it's fucking fantastic</i>
<i>in person... if she'll do it.</i>
114
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<i>But in real life, if you wanna</i>
<i>get head, you gotta give head.</i>
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Lower. Not that low!
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<i>JON: I know, some guys love eating pussy,
but the thing about those guys is,</i>
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<i>The tits lie flat,</i>
<i>you can't see her ass,</i>
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<i>you can't touch her ass,</i>
<i>'cause she's lying on her back.</i>
132
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<i>They won't let you do it from behind,
'cause they wanna look at you.</i>
133
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<i>And basically it's on me</i>
<i>to do all the work.</i>
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<i>Moneyshot? No. There is no</i>
<i>real-life moneyshot.</i>
135
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<i>Real girls won't do that shit. You just
gotta cum into the fucking condom.</i>
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(MOANING, PANTING)
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<i>JON: So, you tell me,</i>
<i>which looks better?</i>
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<i>This?</i>
139
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<i>- Or this?</i>
<i>- </i> (WOMAN MOANING)
140
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(ENGINE REVVING)
141
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Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?!
You're fucking retarded!
142
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You're a retarded person and
It's digital.
You just rewind and watch it.
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- I'm not taping this.
- I know you're not taping it.
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Are you people serious,
no fucking replay?!
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- I'm not talking about a VCR.
- How do I know what the fuck
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- you're talking about?
- I don't know, I guess 'cause
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most American people
have heard of TiVo.
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Most people that pay attention
to the world around them!
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Here it is.
Shut up already, finally. Shit!
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- You seriously never heard of that?
- Yes!
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I've heard of it,
Jesus fucking...
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There! Look, his foot's on the
line! Look at that bullshit!
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- WOMAN: Jon! All right already!
- So if you've heard of it,
179
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- what is it?
- Did you see that?
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I'm asking you a question.
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It's a fucking thing...
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Wait a minute.
Did you see that?
183
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I'm asking you. Did you?
184
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Nah, I didn't see it.
185
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Why not?! What the fuck's
the matter with you?
186
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I said look at this play,
I said it right to you!
187
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I ask you to do the easiest fucking
thing, and you can't do it!
188
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- At least I know what a TiVo is.
- I know what a fucking TiVo is!
189
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You want a TiVo?
Is that what you're saying?
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- I would love a fucking TiVo.
- Who do you love?
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He loves TiVo. He sure as shit
don't love football. We know that.
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Fuck! Goddamn it!
207
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<i>JON: It's no one's</i>
<i>fault, really,</i>
208
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<i>but it still sucks. So...</i>
209
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<i>- </i> (COMPUTER CHIMES)
<i>- Also, nowadays you got so much</i>
210
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<i>to choose from,</i>
<i>finding just the right clip</i>
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<i>can take a lot of time.</i>
212
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<i>And my time is precious to me.</i>
213
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<i>Yeah, I got shit to do. So...</i>
214
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<i>- </i> (COMPUTER CHIMES)
<i>- And, every once in a while,</i>
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you find a clip that's so good,
<i>it's fucking depressing.</i>
216
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<i>And you're thinking to yourself,
why can't real pussy be like this?</i>
217
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<i>You know, I smash new girls</i>
<i>all the fucking time,</i>
218
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,211
<i>always an eight or better, and it's still
never this good. What am I doing wrong?</i>
219
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,246
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
220
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<i>JON: Maybe it's time to try</i>
<i>something new. So...</i>
221
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:19,424
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
222
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,329
- Yo, you remember that dime from last week?
- Oh, shit.
223
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,098
The blonde in the dress? She
was insane, bro. You hit that?
224
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,868
No, I didn't, you fucking alcoholic,
I saw you after she left.
225
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,170
- Fuck you, Jonny!
- I thought you made that happen.
226
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- I threw it to this other random.
- Typical.
227
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,207
- Probably an eight or nine.
- Six or seven.
228
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,443
Shut the fuck up!
Who'd you take home, huh?
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Twos and threes, baby. I'm
telling you, twos and threes
230
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are some open-minded ladies.
231
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,617
268
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,720
- Diet Coke, please.
- A Coke.
269
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,188
Coke and a Diet Coke.
270
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,225
I'll be right
back to take your order.
271
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,060
I had a few drinks
the other night,
272
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,562
so I may not have remembered
telling you my first name,
273
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,598
but I definitely did not
tell you my last name.
274
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,800
- I'm telling you... Hey!
- Don't lie to me.
275
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,569
Look, you don't know me, so I'm gonna
let you off the hook this time.
276
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,573
But trust me, in the future you'll be much
happier if you always tell me the truth.
277
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Wait, wait, wait,
I'll be happier?
278
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,812
You don't think I could
make you happy if I wanted to?
279
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:31,182
So how did you
find out my name?
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305
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,954
- I love these two. And you?
- Yeah. They're great.
306
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:57,802
<i>JON: But now, I don't</i>
<i>really see the point.</i>
307
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<i>I don't know, I guess</i>
<i>I'm missing something.</i>
308
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,713
<i>Because most people</i>
<i>eat that shit up.</i>
309
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,216
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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<i>The pretty woman.</i>
311
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,554
<i>The pretty man.</i>
312
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,389
<i>Love at first sight.</i>
313
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<i>The first kiss.</i>
314
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<i>- The breakup.</i>
<i>- WOMAN ONSCREEN: I felt that!</i>
315
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,496
<i>- JON: The makeup.</i>
<i>- MAN ONSCREEN: I'm scared.</i>
316
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<i>JON: The expensive wedding,</i>
317
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<i>and they drive off</i>
<i>into the sunset.</i>
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371
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:58,776
Mm-mm.
372
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,678
- Why not?
- It's not time for that yet.
373
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,581
- You sure?
- Yeah. We barely know each other.
374
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:08,686
- Yeah, we do, pretty much.
- (BOTH MOANING)
375
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,956
- I don't know your friends.
- My friends?
376
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,758
Mmm...
377
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,961
- I wanna meet your friends.
- Those guys are assholes.
378
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,696
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
379
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:22,032
And you don't know my friends.
380
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:25,069
- Or our families.
- Wait, our families?
381
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,739
Yeah. I wanna meet
your parents and your sister.
382
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,509
- Oh, Jesus!
- What? You don't wanna meet my brothers
383
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:35,646
- and my sister?
- Uh...
384
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:40,751
- 'Cause I know they wanna meet you.
- Yeah... I bet they do.
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00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,920
BARBARA: Mmm... (CHUCKLES)
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00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:50,127
- (JON MOANS)
- Mm-hm.
387
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,495
- Jon.
- Yeah?
388
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:52,897
I can't let you
389
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,199
- come inside just yet.
- No?
390
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,869
No, 'cause I don't know what
that would mean. You know?
391
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,939
I don't want to do anything
unless it means something.
392
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,675
- Uh-huh...
- Mm...
393
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,178
Don't you think it's always
better when it means something?
394
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,079
- Yeah.
- Mm...
395
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:12,783
- I think you should go back to school, baby.
- What?
396
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:17,688
- Yeah, come on. Just a night class.
- Oh, my God!
397
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,790
- Just get your degree.
- Oh!
398
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,060
- You would be so sexy with a real job.
- Mm!
399
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,096
- Mm-hm! Yeah...
- (GRUNTS)
400
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:29,767
So, what do you say? You, me and
our friends, we go out sometime?
401
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:33,604
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah? And our families meet, huh?
402
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:34,538
- Oh!
- Yeah?
403
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,173
- Yeah.
- Mm...
404
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:39,176
And you take one night class for me, baby?
One little class?
405
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,679
- Oh! Oh!
- Huh? Yeah? Yeah?
406
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,216
- Yeah! Oh!
- Come on, baby, cum... cum...
407
00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:49,653
- (GRUNTING)
- Mm-hm! Uh-huh.
408
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,123
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
409
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,926
- Nice.
- Oh, Jesus...
410
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,862
Yeah.
411
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,705
You're so cute.
412
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,813
Call me.
413
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,663
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
414
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,650
- Baby!
- Baby, what?
415
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,218
- Baby.
- Baby...
416
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,120
- You guys having a good time?
- You bitch,
417
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,254
- I don't wanna hear it.
- Jesus Christ.
418
00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:58,822
A toast. Let's make a toast.
419
00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,224
Everyone listen up.
You get up too.
420
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,859
This is for you.
Come on. Get up.
421
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,594
- Oh, God.
- All right.
422
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,963
You guys know tonight
is me and this girl's
423
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:09,266
one-month anniversary. I'm
counting that from the first time
424
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:12,136
I ever saw her, 'cause ever since
then, I've felt the same way.
425
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:15,072
She's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen in my life.
426
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,941
- To you, baby.
- No, to us.
427
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,809
- To us.
- (GLASSES CLINK)
428
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,278
- Mwah. Cheers.
- ALL: Cheers!
429
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,081
God bless.
430
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,750
- So, what's he do?
- He's in school.
431
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,919
- Oh, the family's got money?
- No, he's got a job.
432
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,254
- Retail?
- No.
433
446
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,092
- I can like any girl I wanna.
- But she's not hotter than my girl.
447
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:11,128
- To you, maybe not, but to me...
- Look at that. Sorry, buddy.
448
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,765
- Fuck you, Jonny!
- That's the way...
449
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,634
Hi.
450
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,117
Shit!
451
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,219
So, uh...
452
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:40,157
- I'm sort of seeing this girl.
- (COUGHS)
453
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,359
- MOTHER: What did you say?
- What do you mean, what did I say?
454
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,695
- Did you say...?
- JON SR.: She asked you what you said.
455
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,797
What's the matter with that? I
couldn't understand you, either.
456
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,399
Speak up and talk
like a human being.
457
00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:50,167
- Shush.
- What's your problem?
458
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,268
- Jon.
- What?
459
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,736
Did you say you found her?
460
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:54,972
Well, I said I'm sort of...
461
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,306
Oh, my God! What's her name?
462
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,410
- Barbara.
- Barbara! Barbara what?
463
00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:01,745
- JON SR.: Here we go...
- Shh! Barbara what?
464
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,882
- Barbara Sugarman.
- Sugarman?
465
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:07,151
- She a Jew?
- I don't think so.
466
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,687
- You don't know?
- We haven't really talked...
467
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,355
She's not Italian, we know that.
468
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,724
- Sugarman. She black?
- No.
469
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,225
What does she look like?
470
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,394
She's the most beautiful thing
I've seen in my life.
471
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,330
- Oh, boy.
- Baby! Oh! (LAUGHS)
472
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,000
That's the sweetest thing
I ever heard anybody say.
473
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,969
- And does she love you?
- Wait a minute. Love him? You kidding?
474
00:28:25,971 --> 00:28:28,338
- Jon, shush!
- They're kids, for Christ's sake!
475
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,175
- So what?
- You know what? Don't call me a kid.
476
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,910
We talked about this,
I don't appreciate it.
477
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,345
- Excuse me.
- Dad, I'm asking you nicely.
478
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,281
To not call you a kid?
You're a fucking kid.
479
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,049
- Jon!
- Fuck you!
480
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:42,853
- Fuck me? Did you just say fuck me to me?
- Jon!
481
00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:46,223
He said they're in love, they're in love.
It doesn't matter how old they are.
482
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:52,362
He's older than you were when we got married. You know that?
For God's sake, he's your son!
483
00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,833
- I don't know...
- Come here.
497
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,476
- Here you go, babe.
- OK.
498
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:44,214
- All right. Is that good? Is that right?
- Yeah. (LAUGHS)
499
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,250
You look so cute,
the two of you.
500
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:49,887
(PANTING, MOANING)
501
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,994
MAN: Barbara!
502
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,495
How long have
we been up here for?
503
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:01,532
- Not long.
- Well, I gotta go, we gotta go.
504
00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:04,968
Come on, let's go.
Come on. Come on.
505
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,905
Close the door.
506
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:13,143
OK. Let's take a break and when we get
back we'll go over the course syllabus.
507
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,126
(PHONE VIBRATING)
508
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,929
- Hey.
- <i>BARBARA: Baby! How is it?</i>
509
522
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,480
It's fine. It's fine.
523
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,324
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
524
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:38,328
(ROMANTIC MUSIC SWELLS)
525
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:07,658
- It's OK. I'll be right back.
- Baby...
526
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,304
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
527
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:23,607
<i>JON: I'm in love with Barbara.</i>
<i>I am.</i>
528
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,376
<i>And tonight,</i>
<i>I finally got to fuck her.</i>
529
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:31,048
<i>But I'm sorry to say,</i>
<i>it's still not as good as porn.</i>
530
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,516
<i>Tits?</i>
531
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,586
<i>Best ever.</i>
532
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,322
<i>Ass?</i>
533
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:42,192
<i>Best ever.</i>
534
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,027
<i>- Blowjob?</i>
<i>- </i> (WOMAN MOANS)
535
548
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,374
Wait, don't go right now!
549
00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,442
I don't even know what that is.
That's sick...
550
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:35,045
- But, baby, I'm telling you...
- Don't call me that!
551
00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:37,748
But I'm telling you, that thing
I was watching was just a joke!
552
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:41,518
Some dumb-ass buddy of mine sent
it to me as a joke. Come on!
553
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,155
You think I'm the kind of guy
that watches porn?
554
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,025
No, you didn't
seem like that type.
555
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,693
Right. 'Cause fucking
losers watch porn,
556
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,262
- guys that can't get laid.
- Well, no. My friends'
557
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,564
boyfriends are watching porno
on the Internet all the time,
558
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,067
- it's fucking disgusting.
- It's stupid is what that is.
559
00:33:57,069 --> 00:34:00,404
Why would they watch porn when
they can get with a real girl?
560
598
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:57,547
but I just...
so I wanted to say thank you.
599
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:01,351
Were you... I'm sorry,
this might be rude,
600
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,986
but were you watching
people fucking on your phone?
601
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,223
- What? No!
- It's OK if you were. I'm not judging you.
602
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,426
- Lady, I'm just here to take this class.
- Did you just call me "lady"?
603
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,362
So you take care.
604
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,497
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Say no more.
605
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:22,405
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
606
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:38,755
What, are you fucking kidding me?!
You're fucking kidding me, right?!
607
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,490
- Baby!
- What?
608
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,826
(RADIO PLAYS INDISTINCTLY)
609
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:56,473
I feel like I should leave my jacket in the car.
Maybe not. Should I bring it?
610
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,942
635
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:19,789
- Yeah, they're real.
- Oh! Fuck me!
636
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:23,960
- ANGIE: Did you clear the table?
- Yeah, yeah. Here, honey.
637
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:27,097
Let me move this here,
so you can put that right there.
638
00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:30,834
- Right here?
- Right there. That's perfect.
639
00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:36,139
BARBARA: So tell me.
Tell me, how did it go?
640
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:39,676
ANGIE: I was out with some girlfriends.
We went to see some band.
641
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,578
Back then you used to see bands
when you went out.
642
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:45,081
- Honey, what band was it?
- You think I remember?
643
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,651
It was 28 years ago, and I
didn't even give a shit then.
644
00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,854
Anyway, I saw him early
in the night,
645
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,823
I don't know if he saw me
till later, but I saw him.
646
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:56,726
And I saw her,
you couldn't miss her.
647
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,996
- She was like you.
- Thank you.
648
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,465
- You know what I said?
- Listen to this.
649
00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:07,404
I said right then, right
when I saw her, I said...
650
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:09,072
..."That's mine."
651
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:12,776
- Oh, God.
- ANGIE: Yup. And he was right.
652
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,811
Can you... Well,
that's beautiful.
653
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,981
- Oh! Big play! Look at that!
- OK, Jon.
654
00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,683
- All right, Dad.
- All right, yeah.
655
00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:24,421
- Good job, big guy.
- Sweetie, so nice to meet you.
656
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:28,091
- Bye, Mr. Martello.
- Please call me Jon.
657
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,193
OK, Mom.
658
00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,761
- All right, babe?
- Oh! Bye.
659
672
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,544
So...
673
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,614
For these and all the sins of my
life, I am sorry.
674
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,650
- Five Lord's Prayers and five Hail Marys.
- Thank you, Father.
675
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:30,653
PRIEST: Through the ministry of <i>the Church,
may God give you pardon and peace,</i>
676
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,056
and I absolve you from your sins in
the name of the Father, of the Son
677
00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:35,625
- and the Holy Spirit.
- Amen.
678
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:40,263
TEACHER: Very good. OK, when we come back,
we'll go over employee personality testing.
679
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,732
Go ahead, take a break.
680
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:48,771
- Hi. Mind if I sit down?
- You know, actually, I...
681
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,740
- I brought you something.
- You what?
682
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,642
- What's that?
- Open it.
683
00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:54,644
- I don't want to take that from you.
- No, no, open it.
684
- What?
- I'm just asking.
697
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:38,321
- You're fucking weird, you know that?
- I don't entirely disagree,
698
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:40,156
but you're the one who's
gonna pretend you're texting
699
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,258
while you watch people pretend
they're fucking on your phone!
700
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,627
The shit I watch on here,
they're not pretending.
701
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:47,230
Of course they are.
702
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,601
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
703
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,807
(WHISPERING) Forgive us
our trespasses...
704
00:42:57,809 --> 00:43:01,711
...as we forgive those...
who trespass against us...
705
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:06,783
...and lead us not...
into temptation...
706
00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:08,251
...but deliver us from evil...
707
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,053
- Baby?
- Huh?
708
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:12,922
What are you doing?
You talking to yourself?
709
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,191
- Yo, Jonny, you coming out tonight?
- That's dubious.
710
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,894
I'm gonna wait for Barbara to call.
We're gonna meet up for dinner.
711
00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,363
- This fucking guy. Come on!
- What did you think he was gonna say?
712
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,199
I thought he still had a pair of
balls hanging between his legs.
713
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:26,235
You sound so fucking stupid to me
right now, I feel sorry for you.
714
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,371
- Fuck you.
- I do. I feel sorry for you.
715
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:31,040
You never been in love, so you don't
know what you're talking about.
716
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,176
Hold up. Wait a minute. In love?
717
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:35,778
When you really love a girl,
there's a lot that goes into it.
718
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,847
- You're saying you love her?
- Of course I love her.
719
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,817
- I never heard you say you loved her.
- You weren't paying attention.
720
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,853
I've been in love with this girl
since the first time I saw her.
721
- Hey.
- Hi.
734
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:20,857
- I love it when you wear this shit.
- Oh, you're crazy.
735
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,895
- You good?
- Yeah. You order anything yet?
736
00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,431
- No, I waited for you.
- Sweet.
737
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,902
- Oh, fuck!
- Who's that?
738
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:36,406
It's Linda. She's
been fighting with Chris.
739
00:44:36,408 --> 00:44:38,408
I don't think
they're gonna work out.
740
00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:41,778
- You remember Linda and Chris, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
741
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:45,381
- I thought they were cute together, no?
- Sure. They seemed pretty good.
742
00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:48,751
She's 28 years old. She put like four years
into the guy already. It's terrible.
743
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,754
- (MOANING)
- How did you get off work tonight?
744
00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:53,723
I got Stevie to cover my shift.
745
00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:56,059
- Stevie?
758
00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:34,163
- You think so?
- I know so, mister.
759
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,733
(MOANING)
760
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,217
(HORN HONKING)
761
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:57,286
Fucking 'caused it! Fuck!
762
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:40,229
(PHONE VIBRATING)
763
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:47,370
Hi, babe.
764
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:50,339
I don't know which ones to get.
Baby, what do you think?
765
00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:53,509
That depends. You gonna
drill into your wall?
766
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,278
I don't know.
767
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,080
- You don't have a drill, do you?
- No.
768
00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:01,317
Nah, I didn't think so. My dad
has got a pretty good one.
769
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,519
If you want me, I can borrow
his, I'll do it for you.
770
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:08,024
- You gonna drill into my wall for me?
- Whatever you want, babe.
771
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,396
You decide what color. I'm gonna
meet you at the registers.
772
00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,464
I wanna pick up a few things
in cleaning products.
773
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,899
Where are you going?
774
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:18,534
- What?
- Where are you going?
775
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,436
I'm almost out of Swiffer pads.
I'm gonna pick a few up.
776
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:22,338
- (LAUGHS) What pads?
- For the Swiffer.
777
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,074
- I don't know what that is.
- You don't know the Swiffer?
778
00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,210
- What is that? No.
- Seriously? It's the best.
779
00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,245
You gotta try it.
What do you do for your floors?
780
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,480
You got those nice floors at
your place. What, do you mop?
781
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:35,017
- No.
- What do you do?
782
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:38,888
- I don't know. I sweep it up with a broom.
- No, I mean to really clean it.
783
808
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,625
Come here. Listen to me.
809
00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:53,262
When we're living together,
you're not...
810
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,532
...going to be doing...
any cleaning.
811
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,368
Come on.
812
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:16,252
Jon? Excuse me. Look, I know
you don't wanna talk to me.
813
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:18,120
I would leave you alone,
but I swear to God,
814
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,456
I just fell asleep during
that entire class.
815
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,526
The whole fucking thing.
Can I copy your notes?
816
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:27,096
I'd ask somebody else, but everyone
in the class are like children.
817
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:31,367
I'm not calling you old.
It'll take like five minutes...
818
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:34,403
- Do you mind?
- Fine.
819
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:37,440
Thank you so much. Do you wanna go somewhere?
There's a caf...
820
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,209
My girlfriend's
waiting at home, so...
821
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:43,346
Oh. OK, well, then I'll...
OK, I'll do this.
822
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:55,658
I really shouldn't get so high after
lunch if I'm gonna be coming here later.
823
00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,562
You're probably right.
824
00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:04,200
- It is pretty boring, don't you think?
- What?
825
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:08,537
- I said this class is pretty fucking boring.
- Oh. Yep.
826
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,140
Like they're teaching
you to be a robot.
827
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:17,513
- Why are you here?
- Hm?
828
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:21,217
- Why did you pick this class?
- I didn't.
829
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:23,352
What?
830
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,756
No, it seemed like a good idea.
I'm in the service industry now.
831
00:50:26,758 --> 00:50:29,325
- You mean you're a waiter?
- No.
832
00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,694
- Bartender?
- Yeah, so, if you wanna move up,
833
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,729
- you gotta go to school.
- Right.
834
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:39,368
But what do you mean you
didn't pick this class?
835
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,271
- No, I did.
- Did somebody pick it for you?
836
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,740
- No!
- Was it your parents or your girlfriend?
837
00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,709
- What is it with you? Huh?
- No, I just...
838
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,211
- I was wondering...
- I'm doing something polite...
839
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,580
That's mine.
840
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,283
OK. Sorry.
841
00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:00,423
Jesus! (LAUGHS)
842
00:51:00,425 --> 00:51:05,161
- Oh, man! Oh, God!
- (ENGINE REVVING)
843
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,503
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, Jon.
844
00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:17,740
What's wrong?
845
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,276
Remember when we
858
00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:02,451
There. Go ahead,
look. Go ahead.
859
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:09,725
- Baby, I...
- Please, no, don't call me that.
860
00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:12,795
- I love you.
- Don't ever say that to me, ever again.
861
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:15,297
- What do you want me to say?
- What do I want you to say?
862
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:18,834
How about, "I'm sorry I've been
lying to you since the first day"
863
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:21,570
- that we started dating"? How about that?
- I'm sorry. I am.
864
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:24,306
How about,
"I'm sorry I have more sex
865
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,308
with that thing than
I do with my girlfriend"?
866
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,745
First of all, everybody
watches porn, OK? All guys.
867
00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,714
Any guy tells you he doesn't
is lying to you.
868
00:52:31,716 --> 00:52:33,716
- You are so full of shit!
- Second of all...
869
00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:37,453
- You are full of shit!
- Second of all, you know damn well
870
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:39,421
- we do it all the fucking time!
- Yeah, I know we do.
871
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:42,291
- Whenever you want!
- So what the fuck is wrong with you?
872
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:44,793
What the fuck are you doing?
How do you watch that shit?
873
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:47,196
I don't know! OK? I don't know!
874
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,899
How do you watch all the stupid
fucking movies you watch?
875
00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,867
How do I watch movies?
What are you talking about?
876
00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:54,537
I'm saying, you probably watch
that shit as much as I watch porn.
877
00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,705
What are you saying? That has
nothing to do with anything!
878
00:52:56,707 --> 00:53:00,376
- I'm just saying...
- Jon, movies and porno are different!
879
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:03,212
- They give awards for movies!
- They give awards for porn too.
880
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,681
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
881
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,755
I can't believe we're
talking about this.
882
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:14,890
908
00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:31,026
- Damn, OK!
- All right.
909
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:33,062
You can't have this one,
'cause I saw her first,
910
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:38,701
- but check out pink.
- JON: Yeah. She's all right.
911
00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:43,639
(HIP-HOP PLAYS)
912
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,088
- Hey, fuck you, buddy!
- MAN: Fuck you!
913
00:55:59,090 --> 00:56:03,792
What'd you say? Huh? What the
fuck did you just say?! Hey!
914
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:06,929
You wanna say some shit? Let's hear
it, you fat fuck! What did you say?!
915
00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:11,834
- MAN: I said fuck you!
- Fuck me, huh? Fuck me?
916
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:15,871
Is that what you said?!
Huh? Huh? You fuck! Ah!
917
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:19,875
- Fuck! Goddamn it! Fuck!
- (CAR HORN HONKING)
918
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,687
(ORGAN PLAYS SOMBER MELODY)
919
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:37,092
JON: In the name of the Father, <i>the
Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.</i>
920
945
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:56,138
I can see it on you too,
it's starting.
946
00:58:01,911 --> 00:58:04,480
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
947
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:10,018
(WHISPERING) Holy Mary...
948
00:58:10,887 --> 00:58:12,654
...Mother of God...
949
00:58:13,756 --> 00:58:15,991
...pray for us sinners...
950
00:58:17,861 --> 00:58:19,628
...now...
951
00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,731
...and at the hour of our death.
952
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,702
Amen.
953
00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:34,009
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
954
00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:44,553
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
955
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,588
What the fuck?
956
00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,968
- The fuck you doing here?
- Damn, really?
957
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:03,605
- Bro, I'm busy.
- Word, what you doing?
958
00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:07,910
Right. Just 'cause you don't pick
up your phone don't make you busy.
959
00:59:10,747 --> 00:59:13,715
- You smashed up somebody's car?
- Who told you that?
960
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:18,554
Kerry's sister said she heard you
broke through some guy's window.
961
00:59:18,556 --> 00:59:20,322
- Well, did you?
- The guy was a fucking asshole.
962
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,124
- What did he do?
- Why you taking his side?
963
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:24,059
- I'm not taking his side.
- You are.
964
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,129
Stop and think for a second.
Stop and think for a second.
965
00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:30,566
I don't care about that guy, I don't
give a damn about his car. Fuck him.
966
00:59:30,568 --> 00:59:32,301
What do you think
I'm doing here, man?
967
00:59:32,303 --> 00:59:35,103
- You wanna have a seat?
- Bro, honestly...
968
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:37,573
Man, sit your ass down.
969
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,582
- All right, what happened with your girl?
- Fuck that bitch.
970
00:59:46,584 --> 00:59:49,051
- You said that already. What, she drop you?
- No.
971
984
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,655
- and she's out?
- You don't know her.
985
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:29,358
- She's crazy, she's a princess.
- Goddamn!
986
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,261
- I know.
- No, for real, that's some crazy bullshit right there.
987
01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:37,332
- Fuck that bitch.
- Yeah. Fuck that bitch.
988
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:42,704
But you still gonna
finish that class?
989
01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:44,773
- Really?
- What are you, my mom?
990
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,376
No, I just thought it was almost done.
How much longer you got?
991
01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:51,680
TEACHER: All right, everyone,
three more weeks until the final.
992
01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:56,318
If you have any questions or concerns, please
feel free to e-mail me. Have a good night.
993
01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:18,040
- JON: Hey.
- ESTHER: Hi.
994
01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,443
- JON: Where you going?
- ESTHER: To my car.
995
01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:25,047
(MOANING)
996
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:27,249
- JON: Oh, shit!
- ESTHER: OK.
997
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:30,218
JON: No, we're fine,
we're fine, we're fine.
998
01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,821
(JON GRUNTING)
999
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,090
Oh, my God!
1000
01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:46,735
Should've smoked this before,
you might've relaxed a little.
1001
01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:49,371
What's that supposed to mean?
1002
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:53,975
I'm playing with you. Trust me, I'm
a perfectly satisfied customer.
1003
01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:57,312
- You want some?
- Thanks.
1004
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:03,985
So I'm parked all the way on the other side.
I don't know if you want...
1005
01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:08,156
I know, you wanna get back, so let me enjoy
this and I'll drive you back to your car.
1006
01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:10,125
OK.
1007
01:02:12,195 --> 01:02:16,231
- So, what happened with your girlfriend?
- Fuck that bitch.
1008
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:19,901
- That bad? She find somebody else?
- No.
1009
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:23,505
Wanna know what happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
1010
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:26,808
She snooped around on my computer,
she found out I watch porn.
1011
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:29,778
I told her every fucking guy watches
porn, she didn't believe me.
1012
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:34,049
She acted like I was cheating on
her or something, which I wasn't.
1013
01:02:34,051 --> 01:02:36,418
So... we broke up.
1014
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,221
And you know what?
I'm glad we did.
1015
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:42,924
- Just porn?
- Yeah.
1016
01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:45,961
- No, I don't buy it.
- I'm telling you. That's all.
1017
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:49,464
Was it just once? Oh.
1018
01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:54,002
OK. So she caught you once, which is why
you're watching it on your phone at school,
1019
01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:56,471
'cause you're hiding it from her,
but she caught you the second time.
1020
01:02:56,473 --> 01:03:00,809
I don't know. Am I right?
I'm just guessing, but...
1021
<i>- JON: I'm not like a junkie. Come on, that's stupid.</i>
1046
01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:59,628
<i>It's porn,</i>
<i>it's not fucking heroin.</i>
1047
01:04:59,630 --> 01:05:05,066
<i>I knew a few guys in high school who
actually smoked crack, like all the time.</i>
1048
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:10,639
<i>That's like a junkie. They couldn't stop.
I could stop if I wanted to. I could.</i>
1049
01:06:07,196 --> 01:06:08,630
- Hi.
- Hey.
1050
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:12,267
- Somebody's excited.
- Yeah. Come on.
1051
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:16,404
- I wanted to talk to you.
- Yeah? What about?
1052
01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:19,474
Don't you wanna...?
1053
01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:23,611
Don't you wanna wait
till after class?
1054
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,514
OK.
1055
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,255
All right. (LAUGHS)
1056
01:06:47,303 --> 01:06:51,072
You're... You're intense today.
What's going on with you?
1057
01:06:51,074 --> 01:06:53,475
- I gotta talk to you.
- I didn't think you meant that
1058
1108
01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:06,494
There's some kind of...
bad marriage situation here?
1109
01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:09,297
- No.
- I know it's none of my business, sorry.
1110
01:11:09,299 --> 01:11:12,867
I don't wanna get caught out and now some
guy's coming at me with a bat or some shit.
1111
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:15,970
No, it's nothing like that.
1112
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:19,007
All right. So, what is it?
1113
01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:22,010
Since when do you ask me
personal questions?
1114
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,447
Since right now.
1115
01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,684
- It really doesn't matter.
- Well, it seems like it matters to you.
1116
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,753
No, it doesn't.
1117
01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:36,557
Didn't you tell me it's sort of fucked
up to keep stuff like this hidden?
1118
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:47,368
My husband and my son
died 14 months ago.
1119
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:48,903
- Jesus!
- Thank you.
1120
01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:50,571
What happened?
1121
01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:54,909
Cars are terrible things.
1122
01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:57,779
I'm sorry, but your hair
is so much better this way.
1123
01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,748
- What?
- I can touch it.
1124
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,550
(LAUGHS) What are you
talking about?
1125
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:04,619
You put so much
junk in your hair,
1126
01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:08,022
it's all sticky and hard,
this is much better.
1127
01:13:07,015 --> 01:13:09,851
(CONDOM WRAPPER CRINKLING)
1128
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:21,896
(SOFT PANTING)
1129
01:14:03,505 --> 01:14:06,774
(GASPING)
1130
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:26,227
(ENGINE REVVING)
1131
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:28,129
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS OVER STEREO)
1132
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:31,666
(SINGING WITH RADIO)
<i> Good vibration</i>
1133
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:35,069
It's such a sweet sensation
1134
01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:39,207
1147
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:34,095
Well, anyway, I told the Father
a while back
1148
01:15:34,097 --> 01:15:40,101
that I stopped watching pornography, but
that was a lie, I didn't stop at all.
1149
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:44,939
The thing is, this week I actually did stop,
like totally just not doing it anymore.
1150
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:48,609
So...
1151
01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:52,146
- PRIEST: Yes?
- Yeah, so that's like zero for the week.
1152
01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:56,317
Other than that, I did have sex
out of wedlock one time,
1153
01:15:56,319 --> 01:16:01,656
but it was different, it wasn't
just sex, it was like...
1154
01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:06,661
I don't know, it's hard to explain, but...
yeah, that's it. So...
1155
01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:10,731
For these and all the sins
of my life, I am sorry.
1156
01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,800
PRIEST: Ten Lord's Prayers
and ten Hail Marys.
1157
01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:14,869
Really? Same thing,
no difference?
1158
01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:17,305
PRIEST: Through the ministry of
the Church, may God give you...
1159
1184
01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:48,329
- SISTER: I said that girl...
- I cannot hear any fucking thing!
1185
01:17:51,299 --> 01:17:54,368
- What are you saying?
- All I'm saying is, that girl,
1186
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,370
she has her own agenda.
She doesn't care about Jonny,
1187
01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:58,439
she doesn't know
the first thing about him.
1188
01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,375
She just wants a guy who's gonna
do whatever she tells him to.
1189
01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:04,045
It is a good thing
that she broke up with you.
1190
01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:09,183
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1191
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:21,796
- Jon, I will fucking kill you!
- All right. Easy.
1192
01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:29,236
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
1193
01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:43,150
(TECHNO MUSIC FADES)
1194
01:18:55,464 --> 01:19:00,000
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1195
01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:04,939
(BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
1196
01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:10,745
All right, listen, listen, I gotta go,
1209
01:19:53,389 --> 01:19:57,057
I lied to you,
and I'm sorry for that.
1210
01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:05,299
Well, that's
all you're gonna say?
1211
01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:10,938
I don't really know what I do
with that. What do I say?
1212
01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:13,541
I forgive you, or we're supposed
to get back together or something?
1213
01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:16,343
- No. No, I just wanted to tell you...
- You're not capable
1214
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,012
of a relationship, Jon.
1215
01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:21,916
- You're not.
- No. Right now I'm not.
1216
01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:24,318
'Cause you're a selfish
person, and you're a liar.
1217
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:28,489
- Yeah, I was. I'm sorry.
- I asked you to do one thing for me...
1218
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:33,060
Yeah. I was thinking about
that when you said it before.
1219
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:36,831
Well, I said it because
it's true, that's why.
1220
01:20:38,533 --> 01:20:42,203
- It's not true.
- Really?
1221
01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:45,439
You didn't only ask me for one thing.
You asked for a lot,
1222
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:49,009
a lot of different things
and then...
1223
01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:50,578
...I couldn't do it
all for you.
1224
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:53,214
Well, when a real man
loves a woman,
1225
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,182
he doesn't mind
doing things for her.
1226
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,551
He'll do anything for her.
1227
01:20:57,553 --> 01:21:03,157
Yeah, but don't you think that
sounds a little bit one-sided?
1228
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:05,526
No, I don't.
1229
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:09,363
But that's why you like to watch
those whores in those videos,
1230
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:11,565
because you don't gotta
do anything for them, right?
1231
01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:17,037
Yeah, that's one-sided
also. Definitely.
1232
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,409
Look, sweetie,
I'm gonna go, OK?
1233
01:21:25,247 --> 01:21:27,548
1285
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:52,352
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
1286
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:24,578
(INSTRUMENTAL HIP-HOP PLAYS)
1287
01:26:46,901 --> 01:26:49,870
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)