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A Plummer Newsletter
[Edition 1, Volume 1]
NEW SHERIFF IN
TOWN!!
By Taylor Lesko
By Kaitlyn Jones
Tragedy at the
County Fair
WANTED
By Jessica D. Wood
Mayberry residents attended the Patrick County
fair this week. Everyone had a great time until tragedy
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to Sams side, got lost in the confusion, as well. This caused the boys to begin pushing each other. They, in turn,
bumped the table holding Sams beautiful 50 pound watermelon. The table began to fall, and the watermelon to
started rolling downhill like a giant green snowball.
Thats when it happened! You see, Otis had never gotten untangled from the vine that had ensnared his
leg. After the watermelon began rolling downhill, it gained enough momentum to drag Otis with it.
Dont worry though folks. Hes a little bruised and abraded, but he didnt feel a thing. Sadly, the
watermelon did not fare as well. Halfway down, it hit a rock and created an avalanche of pink pulp all over the
side of the hill. The fair citizens of Mayberry may have to wait a while before showing their faces at the County
Fair.
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By Katia Flores
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