2361 Milky Way

Baltimore, MD 21022
March 12, 2016
Mr. John Smith
800 S Rolling Rd,
Catonsville, MD 21228
Dear Mr. Smith:
Thank you for your interest in Paulette Comets Celestial Brewery (PCCB), where we believe
the best stuff on earth can only be the key to an out of this world tasting brew. It is our
mission here at PCCB to use ingredients that are locally grown with no additives or artificial
flavors, thus we will be creating a true natures brew. By following through with our
promise to create only the best beer from nature's quality ingredients, we can also pledge
that all of our beers are locally brewed, here in Baltimore Maryland and at our new facility
in outer space! Now, seeing as you've expressed interest in our inventory, let me just go a
little bit into what our catalogue has to offer.
Our most well known beer is the Cosmic Debris Lager, compiled from locally sourced
ingredients from in and around Baltimore, MD, including grains, yeast, and our proprietary
line of hops. This cosmic brew will be greatly paired with seafood and smoky cheeses
within the ambience of Frank Zappa records, not to mention that this brew has won awards
for Andromedas Best for two years in a row. Our next intergalactic brew will be left
dancing on your taste buds is Interstellar India Pale Ale. This brew, with a ton of our own
Spacegrass hops, really does epitomize our slogan: Our taste is out of this WORLD!
Overall, we take the trust and feedback of our customers very seriously, and hope that
once you have thoroughly read through our complete catalog and flyer you will be too. We
hope that strongly consider becoming a part of our wonderful brewery family that has
been rated number one in the galaxy for best taste for the past five years.
We have provided a pricing guide below for your consideration. If you have any other
questions regarding the logistics of our company, please do not hesitate to reach us at 1800-GOT-COMET or email Paulette@cometcourier.net.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,

Catherine Gimenez, Joe San Juan, and Brett McFarland

Proprietors, Paulette Comet's Celestial Brewery
PRICE LIST
BEER STYLE

PACKAGE SIZE

TERRESTRIAL PRICING

GALACTIC PRICING

Lager

1 case (24/12 oz bottles)

$35.00

$35,000.00

IPA

1 case (24/12 oz bottles)

$45.00

$45,000.00

Stout

1 case (24/12 oz bottles)

$50.00

$50,000.00

Doppelbock

1 case (24/12 oz bottles)

$60.00

$60,000.00

**Price inflation due to miscellaneous fees for galactic brewing process. Do keep in mind that
galactic brew keeps up to three times longer than terrestrial (Baltimore) brew, as a result of the
naturally chilling galactic temperatures, no refrigeration is required.

Our taste is out of this WORLD!

www.becauseyouhavetobesobertoworkatnasa.org

Catherine Gimenez, Joseph San Juan, and Brett McFarland

Catherine Gimenez, Joseph San Juan, and Brett McFarland