Recipe for Intelligence

Materials
Large metal bowl
Wooden spoon
Plastic fork

Ingredients
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204 IQ peppers (this gives the person an IQ of 204)

Supernatural reading/writing abilities(this includes typing)
7 cups of vanilla extract (this makes the person sweet!)
Motivation (motor-vation)
16 of Zane Yorks brain cells (this gives the person intelligence in technology)
2 eggs (this makes the person eggtraodinary)

Instructions
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Crack the eggs and put the egg in the metal bowl
Mix with your plastic fork
Now cut up the IQ peppers into small chunks and mix them with the eggs
Next add the motivation and the supernatural reading simultaneously
Then add 7 cups of vanilla extract
Following this you need to stir them all together until the mixture is viscous
Finally drop the brain cells in and enjoy your drink of intelligence