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t en t D
l ly
lo n g
yo u k eep yo
as
ur
flap shu t
c e
to w in
W IL S O N
(E n t e r i n g
You
stM
he
sees
C H A RL I E )
her e
M r W ilso n I
F r an k B u t ler
an
d I ' m go n n a giv
F RA N K
y o u th e c h an
W IL S O N
(U n i m p r e s s e d )
Y
do n t
o u
say
F RA N K
T ha t ' s r i g h t
B u t le r
o u see,
in
ev ery
to w
h a l l e n ge s th e l o c a l
n w e
h a m p io
pl
to
D O L LY
t in g m
a sho o
atc h
W IL S O N
W ho
re
yo u ?
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lo v e ly
as s istan
He
s h o o t s th i n
gs o u
D O L LY
o f m y m
o u
th
on e
h u n dr e d do l l ar
m atc h
C H A R L IE
H e do n t s ho o t
s the de a l, M
o u t s ho o t h im
H ere
en o u
c an
gh
o u
f he r
W i lso n
m ou
th
y o u ge t y o
ur
lo c a l
F RA N K
b Dn g h i m
m an
i gh t h e r e
an
d I ll pu t
hu
dr e d d o l l a r s
W IL S O N
W
do y o u t a k e m e fo r ? T h e r e a i n t n o b o d y i n
n o n o , n o !
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t he ho t e l )
k
i
t
b
n
o
c
a
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t
s
m
r
o
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e
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n at
ar e
> 11 g e t
f the gir l s to go
one o
w or
on
him
ll
f H
am
i lto n Co u n ty
C H A R L IE
H e l o o k s l ik e a b a c h e lo r
m a
ho
s as
'
yb e he s lo
go o d
as
y o u t h in k y o
n eso m e
D O L LY
> ll t a c k le h im
e a in
f am
t that lo n
ou s
> ll go ta lk to M m
e so m
yself
F RA N K
H e ll co m
e ar o u n
d,
so o n a s
I fu
u sh
t e l lin
'
h im h o w
am
(H e
go
es
i n to t he ho t e /
)
C H A R L AE
T r o u b le
i th h i m i s h e la c k s
co n
fi de n
ce
D O L LY I Q T H E T R U NK
M U S IC 1 D
S 1Bd d e n 1y a s h o t
c r o s s e s t o a p a c ki n g c r a t e a n d s i t s a d j u s t i n g h e r h a t
l
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t
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y
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A N N I E O A K L E Y a n u n w a s h e d b a c k w o o d s p e r s o n w e a r i n g Tr a y e d a n d g r i m y
t h e s o u r c e o t he s h o t
b u c k s k i n c 1o t h e s a b r a c e o f d e a d b i s h a n g i n g Tr o ?n h e r b e t t a d u c k c a l l t i e d a r o u n d h e r n e c k a n d
Sp o t t i n g t h e b i r d s h e s t r i d e s t o i t a n d p i c k s i t u p )
c a r r y i n g a 1o n g r i f 1e e n t e r s
(H e
D O L T 1e l i
go e s
t h e b i r d Jl i e s
lo
n e
D O LLY
> u tha n k y o
u to
gi v
e m e th a t
b ir d
A N N IE
W n a t fe r ? I e s
in e I
s ho
t it
D O LLY
Y
o u sho t
i t D gh t
ff
y hat !
A N N IE
N o fo o l in
'
H o w ' d it ge t
p thar ?
DO LLY
I
sew ed
it
"
th a r
"
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W n a t fe r ? T
a in
t n o go o d
'
ain
'
t go t
10
A N N IE
it
n o m eat o n
D O LLY
gr a b it )
e a tin g b ir d , y o u ig n o r a n t
( Sh e
It' s
t an
no
tr ies to
c r e a tu r e
it
'
s a w e ar in
g bir d
A N N IE
Th e n h a n
(Sh e s h r u g s
all
W ell,
D g h t Bu t
ro u n
ds i t t o h e r )
d th e s e p ar ts y o u l l h a v
keep
sew
jn
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it
on
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cu z
f o lk s l l k e e p s h o o t i n i t
ff
D O LLY
Look
ha t y o u
v e
do n
! Y
'
o u v e r u in e
D o n ' t g it y e r g ib l e t s i n a f u s s > l l g i v
(Sh o u e r s a b i r d of l h e r b e l t )
d t !
ya
A N N IE
in e
on e o
D O L LY
Ge t
aw ay
Sh e
a in t
fr o
i t h t h a t 1i l t h y t hi n g , y o u
m e w
filth y
she
lo o k s b e t te r
you
an
'
n a s ty r a ga m u
f f in !
A N N IE
a b u l l e t t h r o u gh h e r h a i d
'
she s
go t
W IL S O N
(E m
g i n g f r o m t he h o t e l )
t ha . h ot I he ar d o u t her e ?
W as
er
DO LLY
Y
es
it
w as
oo
ou
t fo r t h a t g i r l i f th a t ' s
hat
s he
is
un
der
all that
g r im
sh e s
go t
gu n
W I LS O N
Is it lo a de d?
A N N IE
B u t I k i n e m p t y i t D gh t q u i c k
( Sh e p o i n t s t h e rl l e a t D O L L Y w h o s h r i e k s a i i r u n s o f )
I w o u l dn t a r e a l ly sh o t h e r
b u z z a r d a i n ' t i n s e a s o n F e l l e r do w n t h e
bi z n e s s h e r e
Sh o r e i s
ro ad a
W IL S O N
B u sin
ess?
Wn at'v
q u ai ls du c k s
,
ou
g ro u s e s
go
t?
ge e se ,
s qu i r r e l s
po
ssu m s
A N N IE
w i ld tu r k e ys
W IL S O N
N a h , I go t
l l th e g a m
n ee
r a bbi
p ie c e to l d
m e
i g h t do
so m e
11
A N N IE
Sh o r e y a d o , b u t w h e n f o l k s e a t t h e g a m e y o u g o t t h e y k e e p s p i t t i n o u t b u c k s h o t a l l o v e r y e r f l o o r T h e ir
t e e t h t o o p r o b Iy B u t m i n e s d i f r e n t
(Sh e bl o w s t h r o u g h t h e d u c k c a t t )
C o m e o n o u t n o w t h e m a n w o n t c h a s e y a ! Sh a k e y e r t a i l s t h e m a n s a w a i t i n !
B
(T H R E E C H I L D R E N e n t e r T W O G I R L S J E SSI E 14 ; a n d N E L L I E 12 f o 11o w e d b y a
L I TT L E J A K E 10 J E SSI E i s h a r n e s s e d t o a s m a l 1 h o m e m a d e w a g o n c o n t a i n i n g a s a c k o : p l u c k e d
b i r d s T h e C H I L D RE N t i m i d 1y h u d d l e t o g e t h e r s t a r i n g a t W I L SO N )
'
M y k i d s i s t e r s a n l it t l e br o t h e r a i n t u s e d t p e o p l e y e t T h e y a i n t n e v e r b e e n o u t t a D a r k e C o u n t y a fo r e
o o
e re
l it t l e d u st y , do n t th e y 7
( Sh e b T u s h e s L T T T J A K E s
in b i z n e s s t o ge t h e r I p o p e m
c o o n s ki n
she
ha t :
p lu c k s
c lo u
em
an
ds
d u s t j l y o jJ )
s he
pu lls
em
W IL S O N
R
ea
l ly ! A n d
h a t do e s the b o y do ?
y b ir d do g G o t
L . TT L E J A K E s n i 1e s )
L i t t l e Jak e ? H e
(A s
St o p y e r
w i
J E SS. E
(A s
h is
pes
n ose
kes
ta
O T H E RS )
o v e r m i s te r
n o
gr e a t
A N N IE
im
Ce ptin
n o se o n
U se yer sle ev
o n h is s l e e v e )
like
ev
'
ry
bo d y
qu
i/ fr
om
b u c k s h o t i n th a t b i r d
t o WI L SO N
ha n ds i t
t he w a g o n
Je s
o n e c le an
t in
A N N IE
i t ba c k
(T a ki n g
Fer
ev
on e
I gi v
y a y a g o t t a gi v
e m e
tw o n ic k e ls an
dim
W IL S O N
> ll t ak e tw
C an t hu r t to t ry the m
do z e n
D o 1N ' W HA T c o M E s N A T U R L L Y
M u S Ic 3
A N N IE
he he s i t a te s
(t
H
ow
m an
'
s th a t?
W IL S O N
Tw
en
ty fo u r
A N N IE
(A s i d e
W h o do
w e
kn
o t h e
ow
k in
CH I L D REN )
cou n
he
go n
p t tw
en
t y fo
ur
t he n r a c e s
li l e ho l e i n its hai d
W IL S O N
s ho o
th a t
e an
k e t c he d
c o
ld
e lse
(1m p r e s s e d)
M i ghty p r e tty
n o w
th e m b i r ds
thi s ge n t o n e o
sho w
L o o k it
L i t t l e Ja k e
f ni n
sn u
(4 s h e
Je s s i e
s m
ba c k t o hi d e b e h i n d t he
N E L L IE
count u
I k in
pt
'
t w en
A N N IE
(Sh e
I kin
o n
ON
tw n s ba c k t o W . L S
ly g i v
e ya
tw e n ty
W IL S O N
Ju s t l e a v e
A l l Dght
m e a
bill
i th the
bir ds
A N N IE
T he y
u go t b M s ,
er
W IL S O N
No.
the bi l l
No
th e in
v o
ic e
o u
k n o w ho w t o
r e a d an
w r
it e do n t y o u ?
'
A N N IE
t read
do n
do n ' t
as go o
as ev
as an
'
bo
N E L L IE
r ead as
go o
y bo d y
A N N IE
FOL K S A R E D U M B W H ER E I C OM E FR OM
L
T H EY A IN T H A D A N Y
ST I L L T H E Y R E H A P P Y A S C A N B E
D O IN
W H A T COM E S N A T U R L L Y
D OIN
W H A T C OM ES N A T U R L L Y
L IT T L E J A K E
A N N IE
F OL K S L H U S C OU L D N E V E R F U SS
L EA RN IN
W I T H SC H O O L S A M ) B O O K S ST I L L W E ' V E G O N E F R O M A T O Z
D OIN
W H A T COM ES N A T U R ' L L Y
D OIN
WH A T COM E S N A T UR L L Y
'
N E L L IE
'
A N N IE
Y O U D ON ' T H A V E T O K N O W H O W T O R E A D O R W R I T E
W H E N Y OU R E O U T W I T H A F E L L E R I N T H E PA L E M O ON L I G H T
Y O U D O N ' T H A V E T O L O O K I N A B O O K T O F JN JD
WH A T H E T O F T H E M O ON HI
W H A T I S ON
T HA T CO M E S N A T UR ' L L Y
T H A T C OM E S N A T UR ' L L Y !
K ID S
12
A N N IE
M Y UNCL E OU T IN T EX A S
C A N T EV EN W R I T E H I S N A M E
H E SI G N S H I S C H E C K S W I T H X S
B U T T H E Y C A SH T H E M JU S T T H E S A M E
I F Y O U SA W M Y M A W A N D P A W
L
Y OU D K N O W T H E Y H A D N O
ST I L L T H E Y R A I S E D A F A M I L Y
D OIN
K ID S
D O IN
'
(A N N I E
an
d the K .D S
c r e a te a n
im p r o
p tu
j u g ba n d
T he n
A N N IE
Y O U D O N ' T H A V E T O G O T O A PR I V A T E S C H O O L
N O T T O PI C K U P A P E N E A R A ST U B B O R N M U L E
Y O U D O N T H A V E T O H A V E A P R O F E SSO R S D O M E
N O T T O G O F O R T H E H ON E Y W H E N T H E B E E S A T H O M E
T H A T C OM E S N A T UR L L Y
K ID S
T H A T C OM E S N A T U R ' L L Y !
J E S S IE
B A B Y B R OT H ER
MY T
W H O S N E V ER R EA D A B OOK
L IT T L E J A K E
I ha v
e to o
J E S S IE
K N O W S O N E SE X F R O M T H E O T H E R
ALL HE T O D O W A S L O OK
A N N IE
G R A N P A W B I L L i V E S O N T H E H I L L
W I T EI S O M E O N E H E JU ST M D
TH A R HE IS A T T Y T H REE
D O IN W H A T C O M E S N A T U R L L Y
'
'
'
K ID S
D OIN
'
W H A T C OM E S N A T U R ' L L Y
(A p p l a u s e s e g u e i n t o l t t e E n c o r e )
A N N IE
SI ST E R L O U A I N ' T G O T A SO U
A L T H O S H E G O E S O U T SH O P P I N G
13
I
SH E G E T S A L L H E R ST O C K I N G S F R E E
D OI N W H A T CO M ES N A T U R L L Y
W IL S O N
W HA ? COM ES N A T UR LL Y
D OIN
A N N IE
C O U SI N N E L L C A N T A D D O R S P E L L
B U T SH E L E F T S C H O O L W I T H H O N O R S
SH E G O T E V R Y K N O W N D E G R E E
FO R D O I N W H A T C O M ES N A T U R L L Y
W IL S O N
FO R D O IN
W H AT C O M E S N A ? U R L L Y
A N N IE
Y OU D O N T H A V E T O CO M E F ROM A G REA T B IG ? O W N
N O T T O C L EA N O U T A ST A B L E I N A N EV EN IN G G O W N
Y O U D ON T H A V E T O M IX W IT H T H E V A ND ERB IL TS
N O T T O T A K E O F F Y OU R P A N T I E S W H E N Y OU R E W E T H A T CO M ES N A T UR LL Y
W IL S O N
T H A T COM ES N A T U R L L Y
A N N IE
M Y M OT H E R S C OU SI N
W O I D N EV ER CH A N GE H ER N A M E
S H E D O E SN
W A N T 7 0 M A RRY
A N D H E R C H I L D R E N F E E L T EJ E SA M E
S I ST E R R O S E H A S L O T S O F B E A U S
A L T EAO W E H A V E N O P A R L O R
B E H I N DD A T RE E
SH E D O E S D OIN COM ES N A T U R L L Y !
A LL
W H A T C O M E S N A T UR L L Y
D O IN
(A p p l a
u s e s egu e
)
W IL S O N
A l l D ght
Yo
u s
t b Dn g t h e b i r d s b a c k t o t h e k i t c h e n
d o n t k e e p h im
he e r d t he m a n
sc o o t s c o o t
(Th e C H 1L D RE N r u n o jF i n t o t he h o t e t )
A N N IE
a w a itin
W IL S O N
You
re
pr e tty go o d
i t h t h a t Bu n
a in
t yo
t 1?
G K ILT S
14
A N N IE
\
s ho o
I be e n
s in c e
tin
w as
te n
W IL S O N
Do
in c lu de
e s th a t
an
y fa n c y
sho o
t in ?
A N N IE
F a n c y ! Sh u c k s I k i n s h o o t t h e f z o n a p e a c h ! I k i n s h o o t t h e s t i n
ger
d o n t e v e n a i m , I j e s p u l l t h e t r i g g e r Se e t h a t r o o s t e r s h e a d o v
e r t ha r ?
(Sh e s h o o t s b a c k o v e r h e r s h o u l d e r )
N o w y a do n t
f> n
be e ! M
o st o
the tim e I
W IL S O N
H o ly
jum
pin
O h th a t t
g e e J e h o s e p h a t ! JD-
w e r en
t n u t hi n
d e s t t h in g I
s ide w a y s a n
Tu m
ev er seen
A N N IE
I l l sho o t y er
sp e c s
Dg h t
f y e r
n o se
W IL S O N
(H e
That
q u i c kl y t a k e s
t be n e c e s sa ry
w o n
his g la ss es )
Sa y h o w d y o u l i k e t o
m ak e
m ak e
ten
tha t
li v
do ll af s ?
A N N IE
(Su s p i c i o u s 1y }
D o in
hat ?
Th er e
th i s b i g ,
ll e n he a de d sti f f f ro
sw o
W IL S O N
W est
th e W i ld W il d
s h
A N N IE
Oh I do n t sho o t p e o p l e
W IL S O N
No
No
he
s c hal len
ge d
W ar is h e ? I k in hi t
B u t I g o tta
L o s e ?! H
w am
'
iat s a
an
yo u
an
y bo dy i n th e
y t h i n g h e k i n hi
yo u
go o d
on e
w on
! I
coun
ty t o a sho o tin
; an
A N N IE
I ' l l do i t s t a n d i n
'
t g e t n u th i n
a in
t go
nn a
to s e
Yo
u w ait
s ta r ts o
B y the
w ay
hat
yo ur
on m
A N N IE
i s t e r ! I c a i n t o s e !
Dg ht h e r e
m a tc
W IL S O N
if y o u lo se
W IL S O N
(H e
n am e
y h e a d s in g i n
Sw
an e e
Riv er
"
15
16
A N N IE
A n n ie Oak le y
A n n ie
W IL S O N
a y A ru rie O ak le y
L e li a lo n e A N N . E
go es
'
D o n t go w
(H e
s ts o n
t he
be n c h
an
s ta r
ts p o lis hi n g
he r
i 1e
i t t h e h e m
s ki r t )
A N N IE
I go tt a c l e a n y a
y a go B e t s y
(F R A N K e n t e r s ; h e s e e s h e r
H er e
Ho
an
d is
d y a g it y e r n o s e s o d i r ty ?
t t r a c t e d by t h e o td r i f l e s h e i s p o l i s h i n g
F RA N K
Wn at
s that
ou
go
t th e r e g i r l ?
A N N IE
t o o ki n g
i t l o o k l ik e ?
(N o t
W n at ' s
FRA N K
B e a ts h e ll
ou
tta
m e
Co u ld b e
an
y thin g
on
t su ppo se
it
s a ri
fl e , is it?
A N N IE
A in ' t y o u go t e y e s ?
(Sh e l o o ks a t h i m
M U S IC 3 A
t he
Tt r s t
tim e
D O 1N ' LJ! !D E S C O R E
(Sh e l i ke s
Y e ah
fo r
ha t
go t e y e s
(A l 1 d u r i n g t h e
he
A lo t
sees
ou
Jo 11o w
in g
he
ca n o n
1y
s ta r e a
hi m
d o r i n g 1y
F RA N K
Let
m e se e
it
a m
i n u te
(H e
Y
o u sho u
Y Ou
w ou
t a k e s i t f r o m he r 1i m p h a
1d n t b e f o o l i n ' a r o u n d w i t h a n o l d p i e c e
s he d u m b ly n o d s i n a g r e e m e n t )
ldn ' t l i k e i t i f th e d e d thi n g e x p lo de d
junk
l ik e t h i s , y o u k n
o w
th a t , d o
t yo u ?
an d b le w y o u r e a r s o f f w o u ld y o u ?
h a n i c a 1l y s h a k e s h e r h e a d )
S o y o u j u s t g iv e i t b a c k to y o u r a
p pp y a n d g e t y o u r s e l f a c o u p l e o f k n i tt in g n e e dle s y o u h e ar
(H e h a n d s i t b a c k t o h e r a s s h e n o d s a g a i n )
So l o n g h o n e y
(Sh e
m ec
(H e
t ur ns t o g o
)
A N N IE
(S h e
H ey
r ecov gr s a n
r ec
mi s t
(M u s i c
Ya
d r ises
o u t;
k o n it ' d be
he tu
s a fe
r ns
ba c k )
t o k e e p i t fe r
a co u
p le ho u r s
m ore
m e?
he r
FRA N K
M ak es
dif e r e n c e t o
no
m e
w o u
l dn t
w an
t yo
t o h u r t y o u r s e l ( th a t s a l l
A N N IE
hav
1j e s
W i ld W
e st
k e e p it lo n g
en o u
gh t
in
a sho o
tin
c o n tes t o
fBn
b ig
sw o
l l en h e a d e d s t i f f ir o m th e W i ld
Sh o w
F RA N K
(Su r p r i s e d )
Y
o u
t a lk in
bo u t F r a n k B u t le r ?
A N N IE
T h e y d i dn t t e l l M s
A ll the y
n am e
said w as
thi s
big
sw o
l l e n h e a de d
stif
F RA N K
Y
e ah
I h e a r d th a t p a r t
D i dn ' t t h e y
a lso m en
t i o n th a t h e s a
ham pe en ?
A N N IE
W
n a t s th at ?
F RA N K
C h am p e e n
he
m ean s
th e b e st
A N N IE
H
e w as
l eah W e l l A n y w
Fr an k B u tler
ay
w ou
F R N K
l dn t s ho o t a g a in s t
n o
gir l
s m e
A N N IE
H e ai n t go t
l ik e a g ir l
n o c
ho ic e
e c
h a lle n g e d
an
y bo dy
d tha t
l l Dght
an
y bo dy
F RA N K
Y
e ah
? W n a t i s it y o u
sho o
t lik e ?
A N N IE
(P r o u d o
A
c ham
he r
n ew w o r
peen !
F RA N K
( Sq u i n t i n g
Pr e tt y
stu c
on
a t
he r
yo u r self
)
ain
t you?
A N N IE
'
B o u t t ha t I a m B u t s o o n
(Si t e w i Bt s a g a i n a s
I ' m ga w k y a s a s c r u b 0
(F i s h i n g j
I p u t o l B e t s y h e r e do w
s h e 1o o k s a t h i m )
n an
tr y t o
shin e u
p t
fo l
Si d e s I d o n t s h o o t
17
18
A in t I ?
FRA N K
O h, I du n
no
'
w o rse n
sem
yo
A N N IE
(B e a m
Th a t '
in g)
th e n i c e s t t h i n g I
ev er
h e e r d ! Sa y , y o
l dn t
u w ou
care
'
w a
it
aro u n
an
btin g
m e
lu c k
FRA N K
The
y yo
w a
te ll it , it s tha t b ig sw o llen h e a de d
L o n g as y o u
fe r y o u
s ta y
it
Cu
o u
l l fi n d
see
z w
he n I
stan
ti ff
ho
'
go n n
A N N IE
u p th e r e
d ir
a n eed a
ll th e lu c k
l l t h e m ( s l o o k i n
ith
ho
'
at m e
1 1 b e l o o ki n '
F RA N K
Don 't
w o rr
y , d a r l in
(H e
s ta r ts o
'
,
m e
j5 )
Se e y a l a t e r
A N N IE
W n e r e y a g o ir
? D o n t y a lik e
m e?
F RA N K
Su r e I l i k e y o u f i n
j u st
h av
t o go n
ow
th a t
s a
ll
A N N IE
I gu ess I
a in
'
t e x a c tly y e r ty p e
F RA N K
L o o k , ho n ey , lee s
A N N IE
So
ha t
ex ac
m u s 1c <
W e ll
t he
if yo
tha t f a i n t s
t l y i s y e r ty p e ?
@ r < t l l l l ma r r y
u m u st
hen
I l i k e th e k in d a g i r l
kn o w
F RA N K
ho s w e ll
she s e es a m o u se
A N N IE
An d I
'
p o se I m the k in d
ho
sees a m o u s e an
'
the m
o u se
fai n ts
F RA N K
I d i dn t
say
tha t
o u
do n t
'
in d i f
w e
dr o p th e
su
bj e c t , d o y o u ?
'
s so r
f d a i n ty
ou
kn
ow
th e ki n d
I do n ' t
So
in d
'
s he s
g o t t a b e d a in t y
19
t he n
her
A N N IE
W Ha t e l s e ?
F RA N K
Y
o u rea
lly
w an
t t o h e a r t hi s ?
A N N IE
I sho r e do
F RA N K
T H E G IRL T H A T I M A R R Y W IL L H A V E T O B E
A S SO FT A N D A S PI N K A S A N U R SE R Y
T H E G IR L I CA L L M Y O W N
W E A R SA T I N S A M ) L A C E S A N D S M E L L O F C O L O G N E
H ER N m
s W I L L B E P O L I SH E D A N D I N H E R H A
SH E L W E A R A G A R D E N I A A N D I L L B E T H E R E
ST E A D O F F L I T T I N ' I L L B E S I T T I N
N E X T T O H E R A M ) SH E ' L L P U R R L I K E A K I T T E N
A D O L L I CA N C A R R Y
H E G I R L T H A T I M A R R Y M U ST B E
(M u s i c c o n t i n u e s u n d e r )
Ok ay , y o u he ar d it I go tta go n o w B y e
(H e g o e s A t o n e a g a i n A N N I E p o n d e r s
n a ils )
ha t
he
he a r d
t he n
ex a m
A N N IE
H E R N A U S W I L L B E P O L I SH E D A N D I N H E R H A I R ,
SH E L L W E A R A G A R D E N A A N D H E ' L L B E T H E R E
S T E A D O F F L I T T I N , H E L L B E SI T T I N
N E X T T O H E R A N D SH E ' L L P U R R L I K E A K I T T E N
A D O L L H E CA N CA R R Y
T H E GIRL T H A T H E L L
(D i r g c t s e g u e i n t o )
M U S IC
(t h e
Y O U CA N ' T I
A M A N W IT H A G U N
O H , M Y M O T H E R W A S F R I G H T E N E D B Y A SH O T G U N , T H E Y SA Y
T HA T S I ' M SU C H A W O N D E R F U L SH O T
I D B E OU T IN T H E CA CT U S > D PR A C T I C E A L L D A Y ,
A M ) N OW T EL L M E, W H A T H A V E I GOT ?
I'M
QU I C K
ON T H E T RIGGER ,
in
es
e r
c 1o
t he s
1
W I T H T A R G ET S N O T M U C H B I G G ER
'
T H A N A P I N P O H4 T , I M N U M B E R O N E ,
B U T M Y SC O R E W I T H A F E L L E R
IS L OW ER T H A N A CEL L A R
OH Y OU CA N T G ET A M A N W I? H A G U N
,
'
W H E N I M W I T H A P I ST O L
I SP A R K L E L I K E A C R Y ST A L
Y E S , I S-
L IK E T H E M O-
G SU N
B U T 1 L O S E A L L M Y L U ST E R
W H E N W I T H A B R O N C O B U ST E R
OH , Y OU CA N T G ET A M A N W I T H A GU N
A GU N , W I T H A GU N
N O Y OU C A N ' T G E T A M A N W I T H A G U N
]F I W E N T T O B A T TI E
W I T H SO M E O N E S H E R D O F C A T T L E
Y O U ' D H A V E ST E A K W H E N T H E J O B W A S D O N E
B U T 1F I S H O T H E H E R D E R
TH EY D H O L L ER B L OO D Y M U R D ER
A N D Y O U C A N T G E T A H U G FR OM A W I T H A SL U G
OH , Y OU CA N T GET A W IT H A GU N !
I 'M CO OL B R A V E A N D
T O SE E A L I O N
G
W H EN I M O U T W I T H M Y REM IN G T ON
B U T A L O O K F R O M A M I ST E R
W I L L R A I SE A F E V E R B L I ST E R
O H , Y O U CA N 'T G ET A W IT H A GU N
GA L S W I T H U M B RE L L ER S
A RE A L W A Y S OU T FE > F R S
IN T HE O R T H E B L A Z I N G SU N ,
BUT A N EV ER L ES
W IT H GA L S W H O CA R R Y R IFL ES
O H Y OU CA N T G ET A W I T H A GU N
A GU N , W I T H A GU N
N O . Y OU CA N T G ET A -
W ITH A GUN
A T OM , D . CK OR H A R R Y
W I L L B U I L D A H O U SE F O R C E
W H E N T H E PR E A C H E R H A S M A D E T H E M O N E
,
B U T H E C A N T B U I L D Y O U H O U SE S
W I T H B U C K SH O T I N H I S T R O U S E R S
A N D Y O U C A N T SH O O T A M A L E . N T H E T A
I L L IK E A
OH , Y O U CA N ' T G ET A M A N W I T H A
GUN !
A M AN S L OVE IS M IGHT Y
,
QU A I L
20
21
'
IGHT IE
H E L L E V EN B U Y A N
N K S IS F U N
F OR A G A L W H O H E T H I
'
AJA M A S
P
Y
B
U
T
B U T T H EY D ON
'
M
A
MMAS
I
N
K
C
A
P
F O R P I ST O L
B U T H E S N O T W H E N H E S SH O T
T
O
H
B
E
Y
A
M
N
A
FOR A M
A
M
A
N W I T H A GU N !
E
T
G
T
N
A
C
OU
Y
OH
(A p p 1a u s e
se
ttin
s egu e
str u c
as s
k pr
he
ex
(T h e n B U F F A L O B 1L L
t e n g a llo n ha t a n
(M u s i c
an
e x e c u te a m
a n
d G. RL S
en ter
ca rr
yin g
ipe s
a n
as
t he
ho t e t
i l i t a r y d r i 11 )
dd r
en
te r s
ess
t he
e d by C H A R E
a n d s tr i de s d o w
d i e n c e M u s i c s e g u e s d i r e c t ly i n t o )
f o 11o w
a u
n s ta
ge
he r
he
w a v es
his
F I R S T S H 0 0 T 1N ' A T C H
M U S IC 6 A
L a d ie s
T h e C O WB O YS
i ts
d to
o cee
G U N R!L L
! 6
MU
g is
c o n t i n t t es ti n
d ge n t le m
en
! It is
d e r t he
a lw a
e n ti r e
ys
j o l [o w
p le a su
re
in g
se
qu
en ce
B U F FA L O B IL L
t o r et ur n t o m y f a v
o ri te sta te
in th e
un
io n
C H A R L IE
P r o m p ti n g
s o tt o v o c e
Oh io
B U F F A L O B IL L
O h i o ! > m h e r e t o d a y t o r e f e r e e a c o n t e s t o f f a n c y sh o o t i n g b e t w e e n M r F r a n k B u t l e r t h e gr e a t e s t
'
s h o o t e r o n e a r th a n d t h e b e s t m a r k s m a n y o u r c o u n t y h a s t o o f f e r ! I s M r B u t l e r s o p p o n e n t p r e s e n t ?
C H A R L IE
(Se e i n g W 1L SO N
Is yo ur
s ho o te r
c o m e ou
t he
ho t e t
her e ?
W IL S O N
s ur e is
(H e
A n nie
ca
11s
C HA R L IE
An
ie?
An
ie?
B U F FA L O B IL L
C O M PA NY
A n n i e ?!
A N N IE
(E n t e r i n g
So n
bo dy
caN n
c a r r
me
y in g he r
i l 1e
s ha
(D O L L Y
e n te r s
ca rr
y in g
sm a
l l t a bte
hi c h
he p la
c es
do w
i g ht
t he n
p e rj o
r m s
a n
e la
23
bo r a t e
v a u d e v M e q p e bo w
A N N IE
'
i
h
i
h
a
t
t
n
e
c
n
n
e
Je s s i e , N e l l i e a n L i t t l e Ja k e !
t
s
a
s
s
a
r
n
s
m
s
h
e
Y e ah ? W e ll e r
y
D
RE
N
l
l
.
L
i
t
H
h
C
e
n
e
r
T
u
n
E
e
E
w a g o n w h i c h t he
R
p
g
m e TH
y p 1a c e d o w n l e f t A N N I E d o e s h e r b e s t
h
b
D
k
Y
O
L
L
L
Y
L
w
O
o
e
o
D
s
n o w p r o d u c e s a p l u s h r e d c o v e r o r t h e t a b1e e d e d w i t h
to i m ita te
y
a
f
g
g o l d f r i n g e a n d w i t h t h e w o r ds F R A N K B U T L E R p r i n t e d o n i t a n d p la c e s i t o n t he t a b l e w i t h a
Jl a i r )
'
'
D O L LY
H ip !
A N N IE
A in ' t
w e
go
t a b l e c l o th ?
(N E L L I E
ha n ds A N N I E
ANNIE thr o w
it
ov er
the
1d b u r 1a p
a n
w a
go
sa c
it h t he
w o r
ds
H igg in s F e r t i liz e r
p r i n te d
H ip !
D O L LY
(P l a c i n g
a n ic
k e 1 p l a t e d r i l 1e
o n the t a
H ip !
A N N IE
(P l a c i n g h e r d i n g y
1d r i f 1e
o n
the
w a
go n
H ip !
(T o t h e C H 1L D R E N )
W n a t t h e h e l l r e w e d o in ?
'
in tr o du c i n g t h e gr e a t F r a n k B u t l e r !
N o w d r e s s e d i n h i s j 1a s h y s h o w c o s t u m e
le t m e p r e s e n t y o u r o ppo n en t , M is s A n n i e O ak l e y
(A N N I E w h o s e b a c k i s t o h i m n o w t u r n s a n d w h m s h e
L a di e s
d gen tle m en
F
( RA N K e n t e r s
an
Fr an k
F RA N K
H
ow
dy
I t o l d y o u I ' d b e h e r e , d i dn ' t I ?
A N N IE
B u t y a d i dn ' t t e l l
m e
you
w as
F RA N K
big ,
sw o
lle n he aded sti ff ?
I s the
co m
p e t i t io n
r e a dy
t o b e gin ? M r
B u t l e e? M i s s O a k l e y ?
FRA NK
(P o s i t i o n
i n g h i n t s e l f b e h i n d h i s t a b 1e
R e ady
)
sees
F R AN K h e r
ja
ga in dr
ps
o n
it
EA G L E F EA T H E R
I n So u t h D a k o t a !
(17Be i N D I A N S
r oa r w
i l ll l a
ghte r
)
D O L LY
(T o C H A RL JE )
'
T he y r e n o t h i n g b u t a b u n c h
(T o g e t h e r
a s t he y
1o o k
sa v a ge s
R U N N IN G D E E R & E A G L E F EA T H E R
d a 1a r m e d )
a r o u n
Sa v a g e s ! W De r e ?!
C H A R L IE
I tMn k
I
w on
Wn
a ll
fo lks
g ht a br e ak u p c am p in h er e a n d go b a c k t o y o u r
N
D
J
A N S g a t h e r t he i r t h i n s a n d s t a r t m o v i
W e
n g ou t )
g
de r w h o to ld e m t o c o m e in h e r e
yo
o u
o w n c ar
'
do y o u t h i n k ? A
c e rta in sc r u
f y l i t t l e p r a i r i e
D O LLY
c hi c k e n n
am ed
An
ie O ak l e y
A N N \E
(s h e
Is
s o m e thin
ha s
'
en
w To n
t e r e d i n tim e to
he a
t hi s
g?
DO LLY
(T o C H A R L I E )
T hi s i s
all
he r fa u lt
s h e s c a u s e d n o th in
'
g b u t t r o u b l e f r o m t h e Dr s t
m o m en
A N N IE
I
a k e a dy s a i d
w a s s o 1T y
'
b o u t L i t t l e Ja k e
s e t ti n
'
li r e to y o u r
i g , d i dn t I ?
'
C H A R L IE
If
on
l y s h e h a dn ' t b e e n
C ha r l i e
Gi v
Dav enpo
her
piec e
w e a r in
'
it
I in s i s t y o u g iv
f y o u r s , D o l ly
a t th e t im
her
piec e
D O L LY
m n d !
f yo ur
C H A R L IE
i f y o u th in k y o u c a n s p ar e it
DO LLY
-
yo u
v er
m u ch
You
r e a l ly
ha te
m e
'
do n t yo u ?
A N N IE
(St i l l
H
e sho r e
do
a n
es
(T o C H A R L JE
W ' y do y o
h a te p o r e M iz T a te ? W ny do
es ev
'
ry
bo dy h a t e p o r e M i z T a t e ?
t she
j o in ed
u s s i x w e e k s a go
32
Th e y
M in n
'
v e
r ehe ar s e
g o tt a
W ith l ha t
Ch a r l ie
ld h o m e d to a d Pa w
n ee
B ill
h im ge t t i n g be tt e r
li s I
,
n o t t a k in
'
t e l li n g e v e r y o n e h e s go t
I h e ar t h a t I n d i an
ter s a n
the sc e n e
en
un
n ee
de r
y n o se
(A s h i s
b u 1T
r an t co n
listen s to
tu r n a r o u
he
gh t e r
P A WN E E B . L L
d by B U F F A L O B I L L
u n
de r
tin u es
ev er
C H A R L IE
a w ho le de n
c an slau
G BULL
u n n o tic e
B il>s be e n
n ow
fe r o c io u
s so
b e h i n d S-
(N o w
Pa w
'
y s a ddle
p m i n g h i s s h o w a ga i n s t u
s h er e i
n
t ha n w e d o E s e c i a l l
p
y w he n he g
w o r
'
w ea r
Whe n
C OM p A N Y
y g
s ho w
Dg h t
out
T h a t l o w o w n d i r ty h o u n d d o g ! H e s n o th i n g b u t a l y i n g m a n g y ,
t h i ev i
(H e n o w r e a l i z e s w h a t s h a p p e n e d a n d t u r n s t o l a c e P A WN E E B . L L
'
h e e p i s h [y
P A W N E E B IL L
,
M U S 10
gr e a t t o
see
you !
S IT T IN G B U L L U N D E R S C Q
B U F FA L O B I L L
(A b i g
sm
W e ll ! K it i s n ' t
Y o u f e l 1a s k n
o w
i 1e
nay
d d e n 1y a pp e a r s o n h i s Ja c e )
b e s t fn e n d a n d o ld s ide k ic k , P a w
su
C h i e f Si t t i n g B u l l t h e
,
m an w
n ee
B 11! H o w t h e h e l l
S IT T IN G B U L L
o ne
ha n d
How
B U F FA L O B I L L & C H A R L IE
How !
S IT T IN G B U L L
i s b u s in e s s ?
ar e
yo u , yo u
P A W N E E B IL L
h o br o u ght do w n G e n G e o r ge C u s te r
N e v e r h a d th e p l e a s u r e
(Ra i s i n g
lr o m
d by S. TT TN G B U L L h a s c o m e u p b e h i n d hi m a n d
c a u g h t s i g h t o f h i m a n d t r i e s t o s i g n a l B U F F A L O BIL L t o
e
B il l y o u big b an dit it '
s e es
f g r i z z l y b e a r s s i n g l e h a n de d
h
a s o r te r
r o u n d e r v e r s i o n o B UF F A L O BI
LL
d C H A R L I E t h e y c o m e d o w n s t a g e t o g e t he r s u r v e i
n
Jo 1l o w
CH A R L . E ha s
t he
B U F FA L O B IL L
e v e r s in c e th a t p ho n y s t o l e th e i de a fo r hi s
PA WN E E B .L L
a n
44
r ev iew s
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