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MARLON
BRANDO
THE GODFATHER
in person
05
REAL DATES
FROM HELL
(HOW
NOT TO BE
A JERK)
BOOTY
LIKE
BARBIE
REAL
DOLLS!
DATE WITH A
DOMINATRIX
it cost us 10K
AND SEVERAL
TISSUE PAPERS
An early Goan
Summer with
WALUSCHA
DE SOUSA
WITH
SECRET
JOYS
CELEBRATING
EVERY
MANS
D.E.S.I.R.E
NOW
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CONTENTS 04-2016
Objects of desire p 88
Time to fly p 68
ACCESS
FILTER
FEATURES
10 PLANNER
32 BOOK EXCERPT
22 HIDDEN PLEASURE
We guys dont always need a
partner to satisfy our urges.
neither does she. but if youre
struggling to keep up with her
wants, invest in one of these.
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42 THE URBAN
CRUSADER
44 RANT OF THE
MONTH
36 UNDER THE
SCANNERSPIT
38 DIRECTORS CUT
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PRAMILA
68 SPACE ODYSSEY
Mankind has stared at the
stars, looking for cosmic
inspiration for countless
millennia. A few inspired
people decided we could do
with a closer look.
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APRIL 2016
BODYLINE
BOWLING
WITH
ARCHANA
VIJAYA
I was born
gorgeous, thanks
to my genes.
Dress: Zara;
Lingerie:
Hunkemoller
W H O S
SHE?
From: Kolkata
Vital Stats:
34(B)-24-36
Age: 34
Facebook:
facebook.com/
archanaofficial
Instagram:
@archanavijaya
Twitter:
@archanavijaya
Cape: Zara;
Swim-Suit:
Flirtatious;
Shoes: Steve
Madden
April 2016
IPL
RAPID
FIRE:
Leather Jacket:
Zara; Lingerie:
Hunkemoller;
Bracelet:
Labelkiss.com;
Shorts: Vero Moda
ODIs or T20s?
T20s. ODIs are
boring.
Dhoni or Kohli?
Dhoni.
How would you
react if Chris
Gayle asked
you out?
Ill politely say,
Im taken, love.
Which venue
gives you the
most applauding
welcome?
Mohali.
Sunil Gavaskar or
Danny Morrison?
This is not fair! I
love Danny for
his craziness.
But Ill go with
SG (Sunil
Gavaskar).
Mumbai Indians
or Royal
Challengers
Bangalore?
Mumbai Indians.
A night out with
Shibani and
Rochelle or a
booze session
with Samir and
Gaurav?
A booze session
with Samir
and Gaurav.
Well, Im
comfortable
in my skin.
But a lot of
people seem
to appreciate
my derrire,
which I
think is a
decent
aspect of
my body.
APRIL 15 - 17
APRIL 22 - 24
COACHELLA,
Indio, California,
United States
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APRIL 30
APRIL 27
APRIL 25 - MAY 1
AFRIKABURN,
Tankwa Karoo National
Park, South Africa
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APRIL 3
KANAMARA MATSURI
Kawasaki, Japan
APRIL 22 - MAY 21
APRIL 4 - 9
SNOWBOMBING
Mayrhofen, Austria
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THE TEAM
WE DIDNT KNOW
WHAT CRABSTICKS
WERE... UNTIL NOW.
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Latinas are
very passionate
and loving!
W H O S
SHE?
From: Texas
Vital Stats:
32(D)-23-32
Age: 30
Facebook:
facebook.com/
adriannaelaine
Instagram:
@adrianna.elaine
Twitter:
@Adrianna_Kirby
This yummy mummy has moves that give your neck some
serious whiplash and your groin, an everlasting sprain.
Read on to find out why...
Sudhakar Jha
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JEEPERS CREEPERS
Okay, this one was just plain scary. The creep couldnt get through two sentences without
interjecting it with some smutty double entendre. As we sat discussing the best games on
Sony PS3, he winked and asked, Would you like to play with my joystick? Yup, the WTF
moment. Before I gestured to the waiter to bring me the cheque (yeah, I paid), I
turned to the sad excuse for a man and asked him sardonically, Why dont you
check eBay to see if they have a life on sale?
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THE
CLOTHES
HORSE
THE SOUND
EFFECTS
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WHOOP-DE-DOO
Prague-based designer, Anna Maresova
created this low cost line of erotic toys in
2011, adding a new product every so often.
She began with Venus Balls a hygienic way
to strengthen the pelvic floor and in 2017,
shes releasing Vibration Eggs for vaginal and
clitoral stimulation. Book now!
GRANDAD
CLOCK DILDO
Dutch designer
Bastiaan Buijs Studio
Cremaster made just 10
pieces of this clockwork
powered vibrator. Made
from brass and glass,
the jiggle is produced
by a rose gold weight
and at 14,000 Euros, its
bound to produce more
than just a lingering
tingle.
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21 GRAMS
A bizarre memory-box for your widow that contains your
scent, the music you both liked in life (the cabinet acts as
an acoustic amplifier) and space for a smartphone. Most
importantly, it also has a dildo that contains 21 grams of your
ashes. For when shes really missing you!
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GLORY HOLES
This multi-purpose coffee table by Beirut designer Richard
Yasmine can be used as it is, as a sculptural piece, or when
inverted, as a base for a larger table. Made out of solid
marble, it rests on eight handmade brass supports that
indeed prove one-size-does-not-fit-all.
VESPER BY CRAVE
Slim, elegant and unobtrusive. Much like your own penis.
Designed to be soundless, the Vesper is both jewellery and
a strong vibrator. It is water-resistant and splashproof, the
stainless steel body making it easy to clean. Go on then...
THE SATYR
Inspired by the ubiquitious pommel horse apparatus common to gymnasts, Buijs designed this sex object for lonely men. With an organic
form created from red silicone (what the designer calls dragon skin) and maple for the legs, theres a 12 volt battery inside to spice
things up. Buijs says he made this to change the image of a pitiful guy with his blow-up doll. Ah well, good try Bastiaan.
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SAY ALOHA
TO TRAVEL TALES!
CELEBS & THEIR
CRAZY ESCAPADES!
BEJEWELLED
SEVEN WONDERS
OF THE WORLD
BEAUTY WITH A
CAUSE MEET
ALEX BOX
I dont
need a man
to complete me.
NARGIS FAKHRI
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SASTA PRICE,
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JAI MANMOHAN
SINGHJI KI!
...AND PROFIT
HI PROFIT...
BUT HOW DO IT
LIKE SASTA?
BHARAT MATA
KI JAI!
SORRY SIR.
ALL LIES, SIR...
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PLEASE TO HELP!
THANK YOU
SHARADJI!
DISCARD THIS
LIGHTBULB!
SURYADEV!
BACHAO W.T.O SE!
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ADARSH
SOLAR BABU.
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HUM HONGE
KAMIYAAB!
OHHO! MORE
BRIBES TO GIVE...
WORLD TRADE
OLIGARCHY.
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BOYS TO MEN
There are three fundamental things that men enjoy: beer, FIFA
and fart jokes. Fart jokes have been funny for millennia and
they will be funny forever. They will be funny until the universe
splinters at the edges and frays back into atoms. The dying gasps of
the last man to ever live his ancient, pulsating skull the size of an
award-winning pumpkin, lying geriatric in a hoverbed will be the
quiet, gentle croak: pull my finger.
Beer is such a basic component of manhood that you have to
wonder what the very lowest standard of lager must be for a man to
find it unacceptable to drink. Bad beer is like bad sex: even when its
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bad, its still quite good. Ive had beer out of a plastic pint glass that was
so flat it was essentially urine, I would say, its alright. University clubs
funnel beer into their arseholes and shit it out to be slurped up by
freshers with a straw and you still think that if they gave arse beer an
FHM review, it would still average two stars out of five. It is essentially
more important to men than blood.
And if you are a man who has been alive in the last 20 years, you will
be familiar with FIFA, even if youre a Pro Evo apologist. You will have
spent some stoned evening in your mates front room with a
Sainsburys bag full of mints, trying to do that shimmy-instep, quick 1-2
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Beer
FIFA
Chumbawumba
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MOVIES
01
(Action/ Adventure)
erican dark fantasy finds two
the Huntsman, this British-Am
ite in defeating Ravenna)
The sequel to Snow White and
w
who previously aided Sno Wh
an,
.
tsm
Hun
(the
Eric
des
renega
preparing to conquer the land
set out to stop two evil sisters
in the first
sor
ervi
sup
cts
effe
and his forbidden lover, Sara
al
visu
ric Nicolas-Troyan was the
Fun fact: Debutant director Ced
found cheating on his wife with
r Rupert Sanders after he was
cto
dire
er
film and replaced form
.
t too lost her role in this one
April
actress Kristen Stewart. Stewar
Frost; Release date: 22nd
e Theron, Emily Blunt, Nick
rliz
Cha
rth,
swo
Hem
is
Chr
Cast:
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Your most loved story as a kid is back on the silver screen with
kick-ass graphics and a new Indian kid on the Hollywood block,
playing Mowgli. A human boy raised by a pack of wolves in an
Indian forest, leaves his jungle home on a journey of selfdiscovery, while evading the man-hunting tiger Shere Khan. It will
be interesting to see Kaa, the python and originally a male
character, reimagined as a female whose seductive voice and
gaze hypnotise the man cub.
Cast: Neel Sethi, Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Scarlett
Johansson, Christopher Walken; Release date: 15th April
04 FAN
(Thriller Drama)
Probably the most anticipated film for all fans of SRK is all set to
be released this April. Going by the trailer uploaded online, even
those who dont swear by him are looking forward to watching
this story of an Indian superstar, Aryan Khanna who becomes an
unhealthy obsession for Gaurav, a Delhi-based fan. The USP?
King Khan in double role.
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Waluscha De Sousa, Shriya
Pilgaonkar, Deepika Amin; Release date: 15th April
AND KA
03 (KI
Romance/ Comedy)
Arjun Kapoor finally gets to work with his childhood crush,
Kareena, in this romantic-comedy about a young couples
marriage challenges that revolves around the gender roles placed
upon men and women in Indian society. Arjun plays a house
husband cooking, cleaning and going grocery shopping while
Kareena works and earns for the household. If this is not
enticing enough, you could go in to watch Amitabh and wifey
Jaya Bachchan in a cameo.
Cast: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Arjun Kapoor, Swaroop
Sampat, Rajat Kapoor; Release date: 1st April
A REBEL IN LOVE
05 BAAGHI:
(Action)
Producer, Sajid Nadiawala, director, Sabbir Khan and Tiger
Shroff get back together after Heropanti in this stunt-heavy love
story. Dont confuse it with its 2000 Salman Khan starrer
namesake; for your convenience theyve replaced a preposition
in the subtitle and added a lot more muscle. Tigers look had been
kept under wraps for a long time before the poster release.
Cast: Tiger Shroff, Shraddha Kapoor, Sudheer Babu;
Release date: 29th April
April 2016
BOOK
02 (JUNGLE
Fantasy/ Adventure)
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BOOKS
EMERGING ECONOMY
As Chief Economist at the World Bank, Kaushik Basu relives his days
serving as chief penny pincher to the Government of India. An excerpt...
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BOOKS
120
YEARS
OF THE SILVER STAR
Commemorating not just their debut on the race-track
but also in India, this coffee table tome charts the rise
and shine of one of the most iconic symbols
in automotive history.
Words: Colin Fernandes
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WHEN IT COMES
TO HUNTING
CHEETAHS...
in
1929
460 NURBURG
Owned by newspaper baron Viveck Goenka,
this is the grandad of the S-Class.
in
1930
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710SS
One of just 111 SS machines built, this one
was bought by Hari Singh of J&K.
in
1935
500K
A near original, unrestored example of the
car once owned by the Raja of Bhavnagar.
in
1958
300SL
Bought for the Yuvraj of Gondal
Jyotendrasinhji on his 18th birthday.
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MUSIC
Under the
Scanner: Spit
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INTERVIEW
THE
DIRECTORS
CUT
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INTERVIEW
get all the information that you could?
It was an early gamble on the idea if Brando
could tell his own story entirely. We raised
the finances on this idea but when the
money came there was a bit of panic if that
was actually possible. It was a lovely idea but
we had to see if there was enough material
available on the tapes.
So, how long did you take to finally
wrap it all up?
It was a long edit and took almost nine
months. But the production period wasnt
that long. There were three months in
pre-production, nine months in the edit,
overlapping with the shoot in the end. So, in
all, it took three months and a year. But it
was intense.
Besides the estate did you also get
tapes from elsewhere?
Loads of them. There was a huge archive
search worldwide. In fact, we got in touch
with every journalist that had ever
interviewed him, his friends, archive houses,
any place that he travelled. We also got in
touch with TV stations and local radio
stations. And we got a lot of stuff and
photographs. That revealed a lot of
information and we gradually got more and
more confident that we have enough
material to realise the ambition which was
Brando doing psychoanalysis on himself;
Brando figuring out his own working. But
there was a long moment when we had to
rely on the audio. It was tricky, but thank God
it was enough to put the pieces together.
And we loved what you created out of
the jig-saw. We did some reading on
Brando, though nothing close to you.
And we have a short test for you. Lets
see how you perform:
a. What was his favourite book?
He had lots of books, by the way. I had full access
to all his books with underlinings and notes in the
margin. Umm... Was it a work of Shakespeare?
Cos he was a massive fan of Shakespeare.
It was Wuthering Heights.
Oh, I didnt know that. Thanks for this. These
are tough (laughs).
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CAR REVIEW
ALL SET
FOR THE NEXT
BOUT
Words: Hari Govind Nair
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DUSTER
RXZ
Drive
4WD MT
Engine
1461 cc, 1.5 dCI THP
Power
110 PS @ 4,000 rpm
Torque
245 Nm @ 1,750 rpm
Price
`11,46,999
(ex-Delhi)
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CAR REVIEW
THE URBAN
CRUSADER
VITARA
BREZZA
Engine
1300 cc
Power
89 bhp @ 4,000 rpm
Torque
200 Nm @ 1,750 rpm
Price
`6.99 lakh onwards
(ex-showroom Delhi)
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KANYE WEST
COULD VERY
WELL BE
PRESIDENT IN
2020!
anye West
announcing
his bid for
presidency at the VMAs,
was both intriguing and
astonishing. Now, a
celebrity getting into
politics is nothing new; if
actor Ronald Reagan
could become governor
of California and
president of the United
States, then it can
definitely be done.
However, imagining
Kanye as the next leader
of one of the global
super powers is not only
a great source of
amusement but also
thought provoking.
No doubt the rapper
has a high net worth,
media presence and fan
base that can make it
easier for him to win over
campaigns, but we dont
want the Congress to
rap songs instead of
drawing up policy. Nor
do we want them
Keeping up with the
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Kardashians instead of
keeping up with internal
and external affairs. On
the other hand lets
envision Kim Kardashian
as FLOTUS! She could
be the best one the
United States has seen
till date. Not only is she
amazing at handling the
media but can also
handle any crisis with
grace and charm. She
turned a leaked sex tape
into a full fledged career
and changed the face of
reality television. She
literally opened new
doors for people wanting
to become famous. Shes
done wonders for Kanye,
as he has done for her.
They are an unbeatable
showbiz team. She has
managed to show Kanye
as a mortal being, by
exposing their regular,
playful sides and making
them more relatable.
Kardashian could be
instrumental in making
him likeable enough to
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INTERVIEW
BOOTY
like Barbie
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RealDolls are
sex dolls which
have holes in all the
right places. These
are customisable
dolls with
multiple options for
your liking.
Is there much competition in the love
doll market? How does RealDoll differ
from the others?
There are some companies making similar
products around the world, but I will have to say
that our product stands out because weve
been doing it long before anyone even thought
about it. And truly, I think we have some unique
insight into manufacturing and R&D.
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Bikini:
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I didnt actually
undergo any
particular training
as such for Fan. The
character I play is
very close to what I
really am.
Bodysuit:
Calvin Klein
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Leather jacket:
Zara; Stilettos:
Steve Madden;
Briefs: Flirtatious.
THAT WE LOVE
ASKING
Should people be
allowed to kiss in public
in India?
100 per cent. Why not?
Have you ever
sexted anyone?
Umm... I dont remember. ( Winks)
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Bikini:
Flirtatious;
Shoes: Adidas
Originals.
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amazing
childhood. I went to
a convent school and it
was so much fun. Growing
up in Goa was very different
from what people actually have in
mind about the place. Goa for me is very
far from the regular party scene. I never
experienced any of the rave parties. I was in a very
strict household. It was just about going to school, then
coming back home, doing some household chores,
going out to play and thats it. There was no time to
go out and party.
Whats the naughtiest memory from your
school days that you remember?
Well, I was actually a naughty child. But if I say what
I did, everybody at home will come to know. So, I
would not say that. ( Winks) But to give you a hint, I
would say that no one could stop me from doing
what I wanted to do. I was a kind of a rebel of my
home. I have done enough naughty things!
What kind of a person are you? An introvert,
extrovert or somewhere in between?
I feel Im somewhere in between the two. I am an
introvert in front of people I dont know. And with
people who I do know, I am a motor mouth and
sometimes friends need to tell me to shut up. I am a
healthy blend actually.
What does your normal day look like?
I wake up really early and I make
sure that I get about an hour of my workout session.
I come back and then read, watch a lot of films. I
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Bikini:
Flirtatious
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INSTA
THIS
MONTH
FAN MAKE-UP
#LIGHTS... #CAMERA..
LETS DO THIS!
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JUST CHILLING
HAD AN AWESOME
SESSION TODAY.#FITNESS
#STAYHEALTHY #PILATES
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BEING HUMAN
THANK YOU @
BEINGSALMANKHAN FOR
ALL THE LOVELY GOODIES
SUPER EXCITED!
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YOUR WISH,
HER COMMAND
FOR ` 10K
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DOMINATRIX
IN MY HALF-A-DECADE CAREER OF WRITING, I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE A GOOD WRITER, RECOGNISED
FOR MY WRITING SKILLS AND NOT A REPORTER WHO STUDIED FRINGE HUMAN BEHAVIOUR IN THE NAME
OF RESEARCH FOR A STORY. WITH THIS, ALL MY CHANCES OF PLEASING GOD TO WELCOME ME IN THE
HEAVENS HAVE GONE FOR A TOSS. BUT WHO CARES! I AM GOOD HERE AND I DONT WANT A SEAT UP THERE
BOOKED FOR ME. (WHO DOESNT LIKE TO STAY DOWN, RIGHT?) SO, FINALLY AFTER A LOT OF DISCUSSION, I
WAS THE CHOSEN ONE FOR A DAY WITH A DOMINATRIX! AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, (APART FROM SOME
OCCASIONAL BITING, IF THAT QUALIFIES AS BDSM), I DONT HAVE ANY HIDDEN DESIRE OF BEING SLAPPED
AND PUT UNDER ANY KIND OF LEASH, SPANKED, HIT IN THE BALLS, WHIPPED OR UNDERGO PAIN FOR
PLEASURE. BUT AS I SAID, IN THE NAME OF RESEARCH, I STARTED LOOKING FOR DOMINATRICES ACROSS
INDIA AND CAME ACROSS ONE, CALLED GODDESS PRAMILA. HER BOSSINESS WAS EVIDENT FROM OUR FIRST
INTERACTION ITSELF. SO, I DECIDED TO EXPERIENCE A ROLE-PLAY SESSION OVER CHAT WHERE I WAS THE
BOSS AND SHE WORKED UNDER ME. TO SPICE THINGS UP SHE SUGGESTED A TWIST IN THE TALE. SHED PLAY
AN EMPLOYEE WHO WAS MY BEST FRIENDS FINANCE. HERES HOW THAT WENT AND MORE.
Pramila: Ok bitch, why did you
take so long?
FHM: Bad traffic, mistress!
Pramila: I have made all the prep
for you and have been waiting for
so long. F**k you, I know you were
in your chamber relaxing.
FHM: Preparation? What for? I
dont understand!
Pramila: You will be punished if
you lie again. Yes, prep for you.
FHM: I am too tense, please leave
me alone.
Pramila: I cant. Finally I got a
powerful man who is so weak from
inside. You are a faggot, how can
I leave you? I want to make you go
crazy about your mistress. Ok, now
undress yourself.
FHM: But it will ruin my social life,
I am your boss.
Pramila: Shut the f**k up and
take off your clothes.
FHM: Yes Mistress...
Pramila: Yes, now get on all fours
and come crawling! Follow me to
the bedroom. [The bedroom is very
dimly lit with a big master bed and
with some pillars around the bed.
I signal you to get on the bed
and lie down.]
FHM: Im nude and
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DOMINATRIX
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FOR
THE KINK
IN YOU!
Anal Hook
So,
you
are
one
of
the
few real
dominatrices
of India?
I am very much
real.
That you are. Is
sex a part of your
session? Or is it
all about exploring
the kinkier side of a
man?
No, in a BDSM session, there
is no sex with the client. It is
more about exploring the clients
kinkier side and his deepest,
darkest desires and fantasies.
How would you define
the deepest and darkest
fantasies of a guy?
Many of my clients who come
to behave submissive are heads
of their offices or institutions
and have hundreds of people
following their orders. There is a
contradiction in their behaviour in
this aspect. They want to explore
two extreme sides. In their office
they are the boss, but cant reveal
their submissive sides, so they
come to pro-dommes and reveal
these desires... to be a slave or at
times a dog or even a non-living
object. And many other fetishes
are also unveiled.
Handcuffs
Cock Ring
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customer who offers me gifts and other
benefits and seeks nothing in return, just
selfless submission. Apart from that, there are a
few clients who ask me for severe punishment
which leads to bloodshed as well. Also there
are men who are interested in body wastes.
They book sessions just for that... so that they
can consume body waste.
DOMINATRIX
kept their dark fantasies locked
in the closet, finally dared to
reveal all of that, or at least a
little of that. India, despite being
so conservative, has some really
kinky citizens.
Are there male dominatrix
around as well?
I have seen very few masters
advertising. You know, the
percentage of women trying
to submit to male strangers is
really very low in India, so that
business would never be as
successful as dominatrices.
What kind of clothes do
you prefer while in the act?
I usually wear faux black leather
dresses or dark coloured short
dresses with high heels.
Do customers request for
special clothes as well?
Yes, they do at times. Some
customers prefer heels with
different kinds of lingerie,
stockings and gloves.
Are Indians open to being a
subject to a girl?
Inside the bedroom, in a
particular time frame, they are
fine. If it gives them sexual
arousal, they are open, but
apart from that, Indian men are
generally not so submissive.
That was my question.
Do they submit themselves completely?
Apart from a few occasions,
very rarely would you see men
accepting dominant women in
their lives 24x7. As far as I am
concerned, I have only got one
or two men whom I can call as
my true subjects. The rest have
only been clients.
How enjoyable is it for
men to get spanked,
whipped, humiliated and
kicked in the nuts?
They love it... because most of
the time they get so aroused
SPACED OUT
TO MAJOR
MANKIND HAS STARED AT THE STARS, LOOKING FOR
COSMIC INSPIRATION FOR COUNTLESS MILLENNIA. A
FEW INSPIRED PEOPLE DECIDED WE COULD DO WITH A
CLOSER LOOK.
WORDS: COLIN FERNANDES
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ounded in 2002 by Teslas Elon Musk, SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches spacecraft as well as other
advanced rockets. The companys first footstep into the unknown was when the first privately funded, liquidpropelled rocket Falcon 1 reached orbit in 2008. More recently, they surpassed NASA by successfully
returning a rocket (which was on an orbital trajectory) to the launch site and landing it without major damage.
Currently in employment is the Falcon 9 a two-stage rocket designed to deliver the Dragon spacecraft into orbit. Soon to
be booked for election campaigns in India.
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mazon boss Jeff Bezos pet project, the Blue Origin rocket is a 60ft tall monster that carries the New Shepard
capsule, which is designed to seat six people. Unique to this capsule are the largest windows in spaceflight
history, enveloping you in unparalleled views of the cosmos. The three-day itinerary includes training both
physical and mental as well as instruction in all in-flight activity (how to manoeuvre in a weightless
environment being vital). The descent with peak forces of over 5G (before parachutes) should be quite a trip though.
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SPACED OUT
VIRGIN
GALACTIC:
VSS UNITY
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here are no rockets in this company. Opting for the gentle ascent of a balloon, the World View capsule
gradually rises into near-space territory, the curvature of the Earth, revealing itself with each flicker of the
altimeter. Theres room for two pilots and six passengers in the pod. Get to see the magical sight of
everything on ground level gradually shrink and disappear into the vastness of our world. The two-hour
ascent peaks at 1,00,000ft after which voyagers get to sail through the stratosphere for another two hours. Dont worry,
theres a refreshment bar on board.
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B
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orn in 1999 out of its chief engineers hangar, XCOR has since evolved into a 100-plus team dedicated to
taking your lazy ass into space. The XCOR Lynx is a suborbital horizontal-takeoff-horizontal-landing (HTHL),
rocket-powered spaceplane that is fully reusable. The total flight time, however, is one of the shortest among
the options available at just 30 minutes. This includes a three-minute ascent at Mach2.9 and coasting at an
altitude of 100km for about four and a half minutes before pulling out to glide, circle and
eventually land like a normal airplane.
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RIDER
ON THE
STORM
WORDS: SUDHAKAR JHA
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jungle, having to
fix his own bike
and still be fast
enough on the
track, and to top it
all, trying to stay
alive. With nerves
made of steel and
balls the size of
watermelons,
meet Indias one
and only Dakar
Rally racer,
CS Santosh.
TROPHIES IN
SANTOSHS
KITTY
From Motocross to Supercross to dirt tracks and
rallies, CS has won
everything that is there to
be won in India.
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2005
MRF National
Supercross Championship.
Gulf National Dirt
Track Championship.
2006
Al-Ain Motocross
Championship, Dubai.
2007
2009
2008
2010
National Champion
Supercross
Indian Experts.
MRF Supercross
Challenge.
Gulf Dirt Track
Championship
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Maharagama
Motorcross
Championship
Sri Lanka
MRF National
Supercross
Championship
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2011
Gajaba Supercross
Sri Lanka
MRF National
Supercross Championship
Chandigarh
Gunners Supercross
Sri Lanka
2012
Raid De Himalaya
Gunners Supercross
Sri Lanka
MRF National
Supercross Championship
Chandigarh
2014
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international stages
and win abroad, like
this World
Championship. I
thought lets do it and I
put together a small
team which was
privately funded, and
went to Abu Dhabi. On
day three, I
experienced some
trouble in my
motorcycle. I didnt get
much time to test the
bike or anything like
that. There was some
problem in the
motorcycle which led
to a fire in the fuel
tank. The desert too
was really hot and the
heat was just radiating.
Everybody thought
that it was the end for
me. I was very
disappointed that I
couldnt finish at my
very first international
racing event.
I paid 500
bucks for my
first race.
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BRANDO UNPLUGGED
T RI B U TE TO B RA N D O
April 2016
YOUNG IMPRESSIONS
WHEN THE
CAMERA IS ON
YOU, YOUR
FACE BECOMES
THE STAGE.
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and I wake up being absorbed by it.
Brando put himself up emotionally for
every role that came his way. He
wanted to break the clichs. His
secret was to never let the audience
know when its going to come out.
Get them on your time. Hit them.
Knock them over with an attitude, with
a word, with a look. Be surprising;
figure out a way to do it like its never
been done before.
In the 60s people wanted a
rebellion. And Brando was at the right
place at the right time, in the right
state of mind. You want to stop that
movement from the popcorn to the
mouth. Get people to stop chewing.
The truth will do that. What is right, is
right. You can feel it in your bones.
Then you feel whole, and then you
feel good.
MORE
FROM THE
MIND OF
MARLON
Never
confuse
the size
of your
paycheck
with the
size of
your
talent.
The only
reason
Im in
Hollywood
is that I
dont have
the moral
courage to
refuse the
money.
I will not
wear on
God. I will
not swear
on God,
because
I dont
believe
in the
conceptual
sense
and in this
nonsense.
What I
will swear
on is my
children
and my
grandchildren.
I resent
that when
people
meet you
theyre
meeting
an asshole
celebrity
instead of
a person
concerned
with other
things.
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SECOND COMING
BEST OF
MARLON...
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OBJECTS of desire
Switzerland based Roland Iten has long established itself as a bespoke
maker of luxury mechanical accessories for men. Heres why...
CALIBRE R822
PREDATOR
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MAGIC
NUMBER
SIGNIFYING INFINITY,
8 IS STAMPED ON
ALL ITEMS.
Intricate
BLING
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W H O S
SHE?
From: Boston
Age: 23
Vital stats:
32-24-34
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COOL ADVICE
FROM
A HOT GIRL
CASSIE
CARDELLE
BUY YOUR GIRLFRIEND
THE PERFECT LINGERIE
Words: Sudhakar Jha Photography: Ryan Dwyer
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CAARSDSEILELE
C
WHAT IS IT
Flirty, feminine, lace, slips.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
Babe.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
Feel sexy when going to sleep
or cooking/baking.
WHAT IS IT
Cute but sexy, seethrough one piece/
leotards.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
Someone with a
bigger bust.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
Hot shoots, date nights;
add a mysterious touch
under a work suit or
baggy outfit.
WHAT IS IT
Usually satin, lace, or basic
1 or 2 piece sets.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
Girlfriends who dont like
going to bed frumpy.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
Wake up feeling sexy...
Look for different styles,
tight or loose fitting, ruffles
or no ruffles.
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CARDESIE
LLE
WHAT IS IT
Lingerie belt.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
Photoshoots, curvy ladies,
loved ones.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
Accentuates curves.
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C
WHAT IS IT
Usually silk, long robes.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
If you want to feel
somewhat sophisticated
and comfortable.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
For sleeping, lounging, at
home movie nights.
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CARDESIE
LLE
WHAT IS IT
Sexy underwear.
WHO IS IT BEST FOR
Ladies with cute bums.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE OF IT
Minimise panty lines.
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WHAT IS IT
Waist/stomach area
cover with latches for
under outfits.
WHO IS IT
BEST FOR
Someone who wants
to look slimmer at the
last minute or when
one wears tight outfits.
HOW TO MAKE
THE BEST USE
OF IT
Hide, flatten, or
minimise bloating
under any outfit.
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PANDORAS BOX
FORM IV
(SEE RULE 8)
Statement of ownership
and other particulars of the
Magazine FHM INDIA
Place of publication
TCG Media Limited, 101
Arunchal Building,
19, Barakhamba Road,
New Delhi - 110001
Periodicity of
publication
Monthly
PEPE JEANS
POWER FLEX
Lycra and polyester
yarns are spun
together to create a
highly elastic fabric
that has a minimum
60 per cent
stretchability.
Launching this
month, we expect
these jeans to cost
`9,000 onwards.
SALVATORE
FERRAGAMO
EMOZIONE EAU
DE PARFUM
SPRAY
Get your girl
this floral scent that
the makers say is
for strong, confident
women. This
92ml bottle is
available from
`7,000 onwards.
Printers Name
Nitin Agarwal
Nationality
Indian
Address
B374,
Lok Vihar, Pitampura,
New Delhi - 110034
Publishers Name
Nitin Agarwal
Nationality
Indian
Address
B374,
Lok Vihar, Pitampura,
New Delhi - 110034
Editors Name
Nitin Agarwal
Nationality
Indian
Address
B374,
Lok Vihar, Pitampura,
New Delhi - 110034
Names and addresses of
individuals who own the
newspaper and partners
or shareholders holding
more than one per cent
of the total capital
TCG Media Limited
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