Natalie Williams & Alissa Brennan

1st period

September, 19, 2015

Mr. Maths Message

It has happened again! Linear Lionel has saved the day. After
fighting Pernicious Parabola, Linear Lionel was able to save the city
Xaxia from a terrible missile. The people of Xaxia are now at peace
again.
At first, the fight had a shaky start for Linear Lionel, Pernicious
Parabola just seemed to know every move he was about to make.
Giving his hardest effort to take Pernicious Parabola down he just
couldnt seem to give the right attack. Pernicious Parabola, as strong
as ever before, was having no problem defending himself from Linear
Lionel, while in the process of destroying all of Xaxia with a high-tech
missile. He gave a hard left hook punch to Linear Lionels face,
causing him to fall unconscious.
While Linear Lionel was knocked out, Pernicious Parabola made
his move. He launched the missile at 6:00 p.m.! It was 6:04 p.m. when
Linear Lionel gained consciousness and immediately left the ground to
save the day. The missile was headed straight for the sky, but by 6:10
p.m. with the missile being 50 miles above sea level, it started falling
towards the city of Xaxia. Linear Lionel was flying as fast as he could
at half a mile per minute(y=.5x-2), when he was finally able to interrupt
the journey of the missile headed towards the city (y=-.5x2+10x) ready
to make immediate destruction occur. At 6:19, and 21 seconds, Linear
Lionel was able to stop Pernicious Parabolas missile, 7.6 miles above
the ground, causing tragedy to the city of Xaxia.
If it werent for Linear Lionel the city of Xaxia would have been
blown off the map at 6:20 p.m. from Pernicious Parabolas missile. WE
LOVE AND THANK YOU LINEAR LIONEL! YOU ARE THE BEST!
-Matthew Math

Natalie Williams & Alissa Brennan

1st period

September, 19, 2015