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(For Boys) Youre dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and
an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
You are dating other peoples sisters yet you dont want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate
the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than
1,000ghc. Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both
worth 2,000ghc. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
(For girls) Youre a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing
Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
You cant give your wife 50ghc for a pot of soup, but you spend over 100ghc in bars and
resturant. Calculate the radius of your stupidity, take =3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are now in a new year. Please drop all your bad character.
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Akpos: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
**So Akpos stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and
throws it into the swimming pool !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
**Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. Akpos quickly sneaks into
the house then locks the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Akpos: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming
from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra!
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