Friday Special Edition

Hades Daily Post

Vol. MMXV

June 12, 2015

In the Hades Daily Post Today

Tour among the Relics: Hades
Journalist Live
Jasmine and Kismine Washington:
Survivors Confessions
Ann Unger: Hostess Observation
on Once the Richest Princesses in the
World

The Washington family in the Rocky

Mountains was discovered and known to
own a giant diamond mountain that gave
them unmeasurable wealth. After the
government decided to make this natural
property public,
the family faced
great fall and
some of the
family members
committed
suicide with the
giant diamond,

leaving behind two survivors, Jasmine

and Kismine Washington. A year after
the Washington Family Bombing event,
Hades Daily Post honorably present
readers with the most detailed follow-up
coverage of what has happened to
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Tour among the Relics:

Hades Journalist Live
By Jamie

Well, today was the big day! Im

exhausted, I think it was mostly from
worrying so much because I went to
visit
Washington
familys relic. I
couldnt really
imagine how

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research for the relics, the guide told me
some of the episodes about Percy
Washington and John T. Unger, in which
the later was invited by the former to
spend the summer on the family estate in
the Montana Rockies. Percys boast
that his father owns a diamond as big as
the Ritz-Carlton Hotel seemed
preposterous, but on arrival John learned
that the
Washingtons
family chateau
actually did sit
atop a five-cubic-

rich a family is
before I came
here. Braddock
Tarleton
Washington, an
amazing rich
person; regarded money as the most
important things in the world. A guide

mile flawless
diamond. The
next morning,
Percy sketched
the family history
for his friend. In
1866, his grandfather Fitz-Norman, a
direct descendant of George

gave a brief talk on the history of the

families site as I visited the ruin of
Washington familys residence and
interviewed the surviving Washington
family members. Through the wreckage
I could still make out and imagine the
bustling scene of that time distinctly.
When I trace back to "Ritz" as a parable
rather than just as a short-lived
generation, the idea is being critiqued

Washington and Lord Baltimore, left the

defeated Confederacy accompanied by a
group of faithful slaves to start a ranch
in the West. The venture failed within a
month. Then, while hunting for food,
Fitz-Norman noticed a brilliant stone
drop from a squirrels moutha perfect
diamond worth one hundred thousand
dollars. Returning to the site with his
employees the following day, Fitz-

through satire. In other words, Braddock

is the mindset and values which he
represents are. The guide and I talked
mainly about the insatiable desire for
wealth, and the willingness to do just
about anything to get it. Before deeply

Norman soon filled his saddlebags with

diamonds. When the sale of a few of
these gems in New York City loosed a
wave of wild rumors, he realized that he
would have to operate clandestinely lest
the government seize his diamond mine

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and establish a monopoly to avert

restaurants (Oh, maybe they are eating at

financial panic. Accordingly, he poured

his gems into two trunks and peddled
them to the courts of Europe and Asia.
Later, his son Braddock (Percys father)
sealed the mine and devoted himself to
protecting the familys incalculable
fortuneand its secret.
Have
you ever
imagine the

home, but the scale of the occasion must

be ostentation and extravagance; and
doing all those fun things westerners
dimly remember from the easy credit
age. I stared at the devastated debris
which dazzlingly brilliant and splendid
in green and gold, resplendent and
stately hall that was
the ruins now, I
sighed but also show

life which
rich people
live in? To

approval of the great

magnificent
architectural

most of the
well-off
family, its
hard to picture the extravagance life so
commonly. Wealth is the object of
scrutinizing social satire in Washington
familys usual life. According to my
observations, they obsessed with wealth

complex.
After finished
visit Washington
familys relics, there was another things
that aroused my interests. My friends
whom works in journalists field with
me had told me before that there were
several survivors in this accident. I felt

to a gaudy, destructive, and shameful

degree. Wealth has replaced religion;
men worship at the altar of diamonds
and gold. Horrible things are done in the
name of wealth, including imprisonment
and murder, and these actions are
written off as natural consequences of
success and expansion. The detrimental
consequences of such an obsession are
made clear. Wealth can be its own

excited to look for them. It took a lot of

effort to findI think they may be
afraid of the ostentatious forever. I
passed though many places and
underwent a great deal of conceivable
hardships before I found Jasmine, who
searches for a career and goes under
trials and errors; and Kismine, who is
excited at being free and poor at first
but starts to become affluent.

prison, the narrative argues, and blindly

chasing it dehumanizes its pursuers and
devalues human life.
I guess they are spending like there
is no financial crisis buying swanky cars
and even swankier handbags, eating in

Its silly, but it helped keep me

busy and nervous for a bit when I see
them. Anyway, it went a lot better than I
thought! Thank goodness! The moment I
knocked on Jasmine and Kismines door
with my trembling hand was the most

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nervous Id been

The night went

in a while! And I
dont know why
I was so nervous.
I had interviewed
a lot of
interviewers
before, but it still
scared me. To my
surprise, Jasmine ran downstairs to greet
me right away, and she was beaming, so

really well. I could

see Jasmine getting
sad a couple of
times during the
time she spoke with
fervor and
assurance, but she
composed herself
very quickly and was right back in
happy mode. Ill talk more privately

right away I let out a sigh of relief!

Kismine made a great first impression.
When I interview the survivor, Jasmine;

with her, but Im just so glad that she

seems okay with everything. And more
importantly, Im glad Jasmine and

she first sing a song to me:

Today is the day for thanks, food, and fun,
But what do I do if Im nervous a ton?
I just want it to be the greatest of days,
But Braddock Tarleton will be there forever in
my gaze.
Will he be happy without money? Will he be
sad out of fortune?

Kismine hadnt want to run away yet.

Will he feel welcome and not feel so bad?

Today will be fine, today will be grand,
So stop all of your worry and let this plane
land!

Transcribed by Jamie

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After arriving Hades, everything has

changed. I gaze up at the stars and sigh
every day. I wonder why things seem to
go so wrong after leaving the Diamond
Mountain. Kismine used to think poor
and free is great fun. Well, I never really
know what poor means until one
September morning; Mrs. Unger woke
me up in haste. I remember she said she
wanted me to go out and make a living
for myself, otherwise, the family would
no longer provide me a shelter. Why
telling me this at the point? I had no
clue. So I got up and went to Kismines

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room, but she was nowhere to be found.

wondering.

I guessed Mrs. Unger warned her before

she came to me.

It started to rain on the day I set

out for another occupation. I passed by a
little house that smelled of flowers and
baking. Seeing and feeling the weather
and the house, memories swam to the
forefront of my mind. I remembered
watching films in our grand and
gracious chateau. There were wizards,
mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and
magicians Maybe I could become an
actress! My heart leaped. Becoming a
movie star was an exceptional idea.
Luckily, there was an audition that

Obediently, I walked through the

door. The air was warm. Out of the blue,
an idea came to me. I could earn some
money by washing clothes. The water
must be cool therefore I decided it was
going to be playful. However, with crazy
amount of sticky and stinky pants and
shirts to deal with, I had both of my
hands swell. It was strenuous. I started
losing my interest in playing with the
water. Two days later, I quit the job and
roam aimlessly.
The siren of an ambulance awaked
me. I found myself sleeping under a tree.
It occured to me that having a job in a
hospital and help those patients were
decent and loving choices.
Consequently, I entered the big, white
building and asked for a job. Before I
was responded, a patient was sent to the
emergency room. I saw something and
fainted. It must be the rose-colored
liquid. It must be blood. I was frightened
and shocked. I left the hospital and kept

afternoon. Then, I saw pretty girls with

milk-white skin, fair hair, blue eyes and
endless legs. I wondered if the attractive
appearances make them more
competitive. So that evening, I tried out
some characters such as a little innocent
girl, an insane housewife and a mad
teacher. However, I got to play a
passenger at last and earned eight dollars
that day. The co-director said that I
wasnt qualified because I have little
acting skills. I never dreamed of this
kind of predicament. Why is making
money so hard? How am I going to feed
myself?
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Kismine Washington:
Bad Adaption to New,
Poor Life, without Love
Dictated by Kismine Washington.
Transcribed by Jamie

I have stayed in
Unger family for

Hades dont care about fashion. I

secretly discussed this phenomenon with
Jasmine, and we both could not
understand why locals seldom buy new
clothes. Also, I am very unhappy about
Mrs. Unger that she didnt buy new
dress for me every week. Until now, I
only got five dresses and I think all of
them are so ugly that I cant wear them.
I felt embarrassing
showing in the public

about one year, and I

dissatisfied with
many things. First, I

when I wore the outfit

which was given by
Mrs. Unger. Therefore,

just cant understand

why dining option is
so limited. Every
meal I can only
choose from six to
ten dishes, and most
of them are not fully
decorative and have

I always wear the same

clothes which I
brought from my
home. Mrs. Unger said
I am too picky but I
think the truth is that
others dont have sense
of beauty, especially

extremely simple and

crude looking. One
day, I talked with
Mrs. Unger about the poor flavor and
appearance of their dishes; she seemed
so angry and replied that this is the best
meal I can get from the Hades. I could
not stop wonder whether Hades is a
slum or not. How can people accept the
meals like that? I remember when I was

the stingy Mrs. Unger.

I really cannot get used
to the life in Hades.
Honestly, I miss the life in the past so
much. I finally learn that freedom
doesnt come with poverty. Actually
being wealthy can create more freedom,
and now I feel I am a prisoner again in a
ragged cage.
My entering the middle class is not

at home, I had fifteen types of different

fruits each meal, not to mention other
delicate dishes. Now I know what I said
was wrong that food does not taste better
outdoors.
Second, it is very weird that people in

the worst thing that happened to me.

John, the person who promised to marry
me, falls in love with another girl. I
heard from others gossip about that.
They say that the girl comes from a very
rich family and if John marries her, he

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will be the luckiest man in the world.
Mrs. Unger seems very thrilled to hear
the news and she repeatedly urges John
to marry her as soon as possible. Mrs.
Unger says that our life will be better if
the marriage comes true. I felt so angry
and frustrated at first; I cried and yelled
at John. How could he do this to me? I
am supposed to be his wife and I
thought we were engaged. John told me
that I am not appealing to him anymore.
Jasmine saw the girl once, she said the
girl is well-dressed and as pretty as a
doll. I think I am a pretty girl but I know
that I may not afford to buy as many
fancy dresses as the girl may. I believe
that if I were rich again John would love
me again and he would dump her. Mrs.
Unger might be more exciting since I
would be wealthier than that girl. Right
now, I regret so much that I did not take
those diamonds with me. If I did, all the
miserable things will never happen to
me. I just wish time could go back, and I
really dont want to enter the middle
class. I just cant stand it any longer.
God please take me away from this
horrible situation.

John T. Unger seen dating another girl,

allegedly Catherine Miller, at St. Midas

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Dictated by Ann Unger. Transcribed by
Jamie

After John came back safely and

brought back the two nave and silly
sisters simultaneously, our lives have
been changed. At first, I was so happy
that the two sisters, Jasmine and
Kismine, came from such a rich family
and hoped that they could bring money
as much as they owned before to our
home, too. However, after they have
lived in our home for a period of time, it
proved that they were just
two mediocre girls that can
do nothing but daydream
every day. Most important
of all, they have cost lots of
my familys money rather
than making my family
wealthier.
I still remember that when
Jasmine and Kismine first came to our

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home, they told me that they were so

excited to go out for work and they
swore they would not become burdens
of my family, instead, they would earn

hospital. However, she was fired again,

and this time, within a week. She said
that since she dared not to see blood and
she had no knowledge of taking care of

much money for us. I was so delighted

and thought that I had to treat them
extremely well since they came from a

patients at all, she was rejected by the

hospital. She was not as grieved as last
time when she was fired. She promised

very powerful family and still were so

diligent. Therefore, I tried my best to
take good care of them, flattered them,
and gave them everything they wanted.
We lived in harmony at that time.
When Jasmine went for her first job, a
worker in
laundry, she

me that she would find the next perfect

job quickly. It was proved that she could
find the next job quickly but she would
be fired immediately since she was such
a girl without any specialties and always
became a troublemaker of her
occupations.
Finally, she could

was fired
within two
weeks because
she could not
really wash
those dirty
clothes but
make those
clothes dirtier. She came home and told
me that she lost her job gloomily. I tried

only be an
unimportant
actress and
earned so little
money that could
not even support
her own life. How
terrible the truth
was! The girl who I hoped to bring
wealth to my family became the one

to comfort her and told her that there

must be other work suitable for her.
Jasmine was easy to be consoled. After
two-week break, Jasmine started to find
another work again. This time, she
found the job as a nurse in a military

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who wasted our money at last. I was

become heavy burdens of my family.

regretful that I treated her so kind

before.
As for Jasmines sister, Kismine,
another troublemaker in my home as
well, she could do nothing but sat in our
living room and waited for others to
bring piles of money and luxuries to her.
She wasted so much money of ours. I
told her perhaps she could find a job and
earned some money to make her own

They always spend money recklessly.

Moreover, they are very shameless.
They still stay at my home even when
John falls in love with another more
charming girl after he went back to
school. I am worried that one day in the
future these two imprudent girls will
make my family bankrupt.

living. To my surprise, this innocent girl

answered me that she had no any ability
and also had no interest in working. She
even said that there was no necessary for
her to work since there would always be
someone would give her money
whenever she wanted. Alas! What a girl
she was!
I really hate these two girls now. I regret
that I had treated them so friendly
before. After getting along with them for
a long period of time, I realize that they
are spoiled, lazy, and stupid girls that