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AN IN S PIRATIO N A L S K IT TL E S B RA ND B O O K

D E D I C AT E D T O

TH E
M I G HTY
MINK
T E N A C I O U S , U N WAV E R I N G ,
Y E T E X T R E M E LY S U P P L E
“I think Skittles are delicious. But what do I know?”

— Plato
Welcome to page 16!
And page 17!

I smell cheese.
No, you don’t.
PAG E
PLASTIC
CUP
The words and images on these two pages were printed with a special ink that is only legible to sea urchins.
If you are not a sea urchin, sorry. You wouldn’t have gotten the joke anyway.
THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER
(OR ASC): (ASC):

— Is 12-17 years of age

— Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana

— Loves playing sports like basketball

— Wishes he/she could fly

— Dreams of someday being a rock star,


• astronaut or possibly some kind of knight

— Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes

— Likes listening to music

— Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading


• in his/her free time

— Wears large hats and other popular clothing

— Is very school-spirited
THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER
(OR ASC): (ASC):

— Is 12-17 years of age

— Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana

— Loves playing sports like basketball

— Wishes he/she could fly

— Dreams of someday being a rock star,


• astronaut or possibly some kind of knight

— Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes

— Likes listening to music

— Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading


• in his/her free time

— Wears large hats and other popular clothing

— Is very school-spirited
Unless you’re one of those start-at-the-end-of-the-book people. In that case, enjoy.