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By
Sadaf Fayyaz
Type 1: “Hi, can you chat with me?” (Though your chat box is open and your status is online)
Type 2: “Hey, where are you from, what you do?” (Everything is mentioned in profile)
Type 4: “Why are you single?” (I should have appointed you as a marriage witness)
Type 5: “Do I know you?” (No, I sent a request for time pass)
Type 6: “What music do you like?” (I took thirty minutes to fill music section in FB profile)
Type 7: “Hi, where do you work?” (Is it my CV that you are looking for?)
Type 8: “How old are you?” (The FB DOB section I haven’t left empty)
Type 9: “Are you a photographer? Did you take these pictures yourself?” (I am a dumb, bought
a canon, and lend it to my neighbors to use my copyrights on my images.”)
Type 10: “Hi, it is urgent. Please help me. Accept my Farmville gift.” (Such a hasty level of
urgency)
Type 11: “Is this your original picture on profile?” (No, that is an actress who played movie
roles)
Type 12: “How old is the profile picture? Are you still like that?” (No, all my teeth are broken
now)