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Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b

Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already rain
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar : "Give me
cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies
and are still digging for more..

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening

not in the morning. Sardarji replied
'Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.