Jazz Chant

Original Idea by: Abdul Malik (My senior in kusza)

ALL: One day Muzammil woke up late!

One person: What?
ALL: Muzammil woke up late
One person: Oooh…

ALL: Krriiiiiiingggggg!!!
Muzammil: Argghhh, I’m late!
ALL: He’s late..
One person: What?
ALL: He’s late!!!

(Muzammil wears baju n sluar and ride motor)

ALL: Screeeeeech…. Bummmmm!!!

One person: He hit a kitten on the road
One person: What?
ALL: He hit a kitten on the road!

Person A: What happened to you?

Muzammil: I hit a kitten
One person: What?
ALL: He hit a kitten
One person: Oooh…

Person B: What happened to him?

Person A: He hit a kitchen
One person: What?
ALL: He hit a kitchen
One person: Aaaahh…

Person C: What happened to him?

Person B: He hit a chicken
One person: What?
ALL: He hit a chicken
One person: Ooohhh…
Person D: What happened to him?
Person C: He hit a chicken in the kitchen
One person: What?
ALL: He hit a chicken in the kitchen
One person: Aaaah…

Person E: What happened to him?

Person D: He was hit by a chicken in the kitchen
One person: What?
ALL: He was hit by a chicken in the kitchen.
One person: Oooohh…

All: What happened to Muzammil?

Person A: He hit a kitchen
Person B: No, he hit a chicken
Person C: No, he hit a chicken in the kitchen
Person D: No, he was hit by a chicken in the kitchen

Continue with the following responses by different students

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He hit a kitchen full of chickens
He was bitten by a chicken in the kitchen
He bit a chicken in the kitchen
he hit a biiiig chicken shit