 Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,

Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,

Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.
 Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...
 Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
 Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum
nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good
Morning.
 Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
 Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
 Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene
kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
 Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya
hai.
 Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte
hai.
 Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
 Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
 Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
 Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KֈIN֖R ho gaye.
 Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
 Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!
 Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
 Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
 Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
 Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
 Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
 Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.
 Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
 AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
 Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu
din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
 Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
 Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya
koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
 Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate
hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.
 Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
 Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
 Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat
chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat
hai nahane ki.
 Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
 Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
 Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.
 Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri
botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam
 Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab
bana chadeya
 Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
 Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin
raha,
Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva
kuch nahi raha
 Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
 Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
 Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai
 Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
 Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
 Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der
na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai, Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak
tadap uthti hai.
 Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,
Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi,
Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga,
Aur meri jaan paidal hogi
 Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
 Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain
 Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
 Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak
na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale
aate hain.
 Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.
 Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana
 Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
 Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai
 Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me
 Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
 Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
 Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi
umar mangi.
 Tumhara noor hi hai jo pad rha chehre par warna kaun dekhta muje andhere
mein
 Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
 Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi
chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai
likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan
 Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron
ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar
de...
 Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
 Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
 Ankho me aansuo ko ubharne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikharne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya
 Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
 Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,
Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai
 Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton
mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein
 Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye
 Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare...
 Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...
 Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
 Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan, Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te
aake suk javan, Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu bas teri bukal vich aake mukk
javan
 Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.
 Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye?
 Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,
Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye
 Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.
 Suraj paas ho na ho, Roshni aaspaas rehti hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandni aaspaas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
Apki Yaadein hamesha saath rehti hai!
 Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga
 Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.
 Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai.
 Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi,
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi,
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal,
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi,
 Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai,
Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai,
Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par,
Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.
 Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
 Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
 Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.
 Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai,
Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai,
Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai,
Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai.
 Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilein hain,
Manzilein hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,
Mushkilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
 Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahin, kyonki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahin,
Aap kehte ho tum patthar dil ho, par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahin.
 Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
 Mit gaye hain sab zakham,
Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya,
Saza puri ho gayi,
Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya.
 Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati,
Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati
 Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai,
Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai,
Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par,
Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.
 Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
 Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
 Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.
 Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai,
Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai,
Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai,
Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai.
 Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilein hain,
Manzilein hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,
Mushkilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
 Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahin, kyonki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahin,
Aap kehte ho tum patthar dil ho, par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahin.
 Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
 Mit gaye hain sab zakham,
Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya,
Saza puri ho gayi,
Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya.
 Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati,
Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati
 Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
 Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dushmanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte
 Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
 Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??
 Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
 Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
 Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
 Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
 Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
 Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
 Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
 Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
 Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
 Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
 Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
 Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
 Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,< de khushi har wala Dene>
 Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
 Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
 Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
 Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
 Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun
kehta.
 Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
 Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
 Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
 Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
 Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
 Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
 Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
 Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
 Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
 Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.
 Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
 Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
 Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
 Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
 Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
 Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
 Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.
 Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai
tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.
 Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waste,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan waste!
 Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
 Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon
 Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.
 Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
 Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
 Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
 Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
 Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!
 Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
 Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti
samaan, Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
 Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
 Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.
 Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
 Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora
 Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.
 Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.
 Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!
 Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.
 Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.
 Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!
 Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
 Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.
 Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai...CHEERS!
 Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
 Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
 Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein
 Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun
karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun
karega.
 Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus
hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
 Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.
 Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya
hoga.
 Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala
to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
 Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hai ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
 Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
 Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.