A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not

in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

najidah79: Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.