1. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.

We serve the needy, not the greedy...

2.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.

Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?

By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:

SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear

from outside.

5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne

lagi.

Masterji bole : Zyada he he ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!

Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for

identification parade.

When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee,

Yahi thee"
8. Judge : Why do u want divorce?

Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!

Preeto (Wife) : Tu yahan ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik

tumari agg nahin bujati.

9.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing

Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom

saath le jaa rahi hai.

10. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.

Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe

jaate!

11. Santa: Murge kaise diye?

Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10

Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?

Vendor: Sir ise AIDS hai.

Santa: De do mujhe ... khana hai, rape thode hi karna hai..?

12. Santa standing in balcony without shirt.

Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.

Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.

13. Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Ma

lagti hai?"

Driver : Nahin.

Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai?

Driver : Nahin.

Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?