1.

A FOOLish man
tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way

to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage Drink
whenever you are SAD
After Marriage Drink
whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of

Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell
her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their

sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from

GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best
Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE
SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news

you can hear at the SAME time
?
It is when your Girl Friend
says YOU are
the BEST
KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like

this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming
towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break
his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our
path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he
is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl

Friend You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl
Friend You are missing EVERY thing
in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone

for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in

DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you
pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
 PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT
PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at

the shore but that is NOT what
it is built for" Albert Einstein