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Newton's Method:
> Let, the lion catch you.
> For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
> Implies you caught lion .
>
> 2. Einstein Method:
> Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
> Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
> run faster and will get tired soon.
>
> Now you can trap it easily
>
> 3. Schrodinger Method:
> At any given moment, there is a positive probability
> that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down
> and wait.
>
> 4. Inverse Transformation Method
> We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
> Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
> Lion is in and we are out.
>
> 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
> We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
> every thing to pass through it except lions.
> Then sweep the entire forest with it.
>
> 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
> Integrate the forest over the entire area.
> The lion is some where in the result.
> So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
> to trace out the lion.
>
> 7. The Santa Singh's Method:
> DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.