pMjaI DUD ko daoho ipClaI baar kI trh [sa baar BaI hma Aapko ilayao prIxaa ivaSaoYaaMk lao kr

Aayao hOM [sa ]mmaId ko saaqa kI [samaoM Aapkao prIxaaopyaaogaI kao[- BaI caIja nahIM
[sa prIxaa ko
maaOsama maoM pMjaI
DUD saBaI kao
]pdo S a do t o
najar Aae.
Aa[-e doKoM vaao Alaga–Alaga CG ko baMdao^
kao @yaa &ana baa^T rhoM qaoM ––
pMjaI:
ek ZIz caT\Tana hO tU
ijasao kao[ BaI TosT naa AD,ogaa
tuJao kuC khnao kI ja$rt nahIM
tU vaOsao BaI nahIM pD,ogaa
e@jaama jaOsaI tucC caIjaaoM kI
icaMta khaÐ krto hOM Aap
eosao hI qaaoD,o banao hao
pIsa maarnao maoM sabako baap
CggaI:
maora hI CaoTa Baa[- hO tU
basa¸ pIsa maarnao mao maohnat kr
eosao hI lau#Ka kaTto–kaTto
ek idna pa laogaa maora str
naa pUra magata hO naa pIsa maarta hO
Bagavaana nao BaI baIca maoM pTka hOM
yaa tao pMjaI bana jaa yaa sa%tI
yaao^ baIca maoM @yaa ATka hOMÆ
sa%tI:
jaba hmaoSaa eosao hI popr idyaa
tao Aba yah maganaa vyaqa- hO
ibanaa pZo, BaI pasa haonao maoM
tU pUNa- $p sao samaqa- hOM
imalaogaI. haЂ vat-maana ko [sa sanak Baro maahaOla maoM Aapka Íustapa jaÉr kuC kma
macaa ko BaI naMbar lao Aata hO
hao jaayaogaa.
ijaMdgaI torI ekdma sahI hO
laaoD, mat lao¸ pIsa maar
prIxaaAaoM kI [sa saMkT kI GaD,I maoM kao[- AcCI baat AapkI phlao sao hI
[jjatdar CG tao Aa hI rhI hO
Bannaa[- hu[- KaopD,I maoM GausaogaI [sakI saMBaavanaa tao kma hI hO. prMtu ifr BaI hma
Aapkao yao salaah doMgao kI Aap QaOya- rKoM AaOr Apnaa maanaisak saMtulana ibagaD,nao na doM.
Az\zI:
[sa samaya inaiScat taOr pr Aap AgalaI baar sao pUro saomaosTr pZ,nao ka p`Na lao rho
bahut pZ ilayaa hO tUnao
haoMgao. saba jaanato hOM ik eosao p`Na kBaI
Aba AaOr @yaa pZnaa yaar
safla nahIM haoto [sailayao sapnaaoM kI
CaoD, yah magna hao maganaa
duinayaa sao inakilayao AaOr ABaI jaao hao
baahr inakla AaOr icala maar
sakta hO ]sako ilayao kao i SaSa
kIijayao. vaOsao BaI kgp maoM prIxaayaoM vana Do maOca kI trh hI haotI hOM [sailayao Aap maana
kala kro saao Aaja kr
kr cala sahto hOM ik ABaI BaI kuC nahIM ibagaD,a hO AaOr Aap vaao saba pa sakto hOM jaao
Aaja kro saao Aba¸
Aapna saomaosTr kI SauÉAat maoM saaocaa qaa. ivaSaoYa Ép sao kOMpsa kI na[- janata jaao
pla maoM prlaya haoegaI
qaaoD,I DrI hu[- haogaI ]nhoM jyaada icaMta krnao kI jaÉrt nahIMM hO. kgp maoM f@ko AamataOr
tU mastI krogaa kbaÆ
pr mauiSkla sao hI lagato hOM. jyaada laMbaI BaUimaka Aap BaI pZ,naa psaMd nahIM kroMgao
varnaa AaOr fMDo dota.
nahlaI:
ijaMdgaI hO torI ekdma naIrsa
SauBakamanaaAaoM saiht
jaI kr BaI kBaI naa jaI paegaa
saMpadk‚ Aavaaja.
Aba AaIOr maga ko @yaa krnaa Baa[-
@yaa 10 maoM sao 11 laokr AaegaaÆ
maganao jaOsao kma- kr tU
Kud kI ijaMdgaI maKa rha hO
va@t hO¸ ABaI BaI sauQar jaa
bahut galat rasto pr jaa rha hO
CG of the day…
saBaI kao saMbaaoiQat krto hue–
[na savaalaaoM ko javaaba [-maanadarI sao dIijayao AaOr ApnaI CG pta lagaa[e!!!
jaao fMDo maOM do rha hu^
purI duinayaa nao maanao hOM 1. Aap ApnaI ka^pI maoM iktnao rMgaaoM kI ponaaoM sao ilaKto hOM?
tU pZ yaa naa pZ baoTa¸ caar,, maOM hU^M maggaU caaOrMgaI :P
naMbar ]tnao hI Aanao hOM
ka^pI maoM ilaKta kaOna hO!
ka^pI AaOr rijasTr kha^M imalato hOM?

'saaonaa' do saurixat tna 2. Aap @laasa maoM iksa kaTU-na kOro@Tr ko sabasao krIba maanao jaato hO?
caaÐdnaI do toja, idmaaga Dexter
ihmaanaI
saaonaa
caacaa caaOQarI
caaÐdI
Shinchan
rho
y a a o M CIna tao
@ 3. Aapko #yaala maoM AapkI Sa@la iksa baa^laIvauD sTar sao imalatI hO?
ka^pI r. ABaI
a
hao s MTa bacaa hO. Saaihd kpUr
a
ek G
naanaa paTokr
rajapala yaadva

4. jaao fUla Aapkao psaMd hO ]sapo iktnao BaMvaro maMDra rho hOM?
1760 (naao caaMsa)
3-4 (]mmaId kuC baakI hO)
1 (baQaa[-!)

5. Aap mahInao maoM iktnaI baar GPL maoM Baaga laoto hOM?
e
do th
dew
m
GPL ka fula fa^ma- @yaa hO?
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u

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n
lagaBaga 5
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10 sao kma maoM maj,aa nahIM Aata!

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Dr k Aba eosaa kIijae ik ijatnao BaI a pr inaSaana lagaayaa hO ]nako 2 AMk jaaoiD,yao, [saI
o Aag hO
ao jaIt p`kar b ko ilayao 1.5 AMk AaOr c ko ilae 1 AMk dIijae. Aba [na AMkaoM kao jaaoD,kr
jaao saM#yaa p`aPt haogaI, vaao hI hO AapkI CG !!!
 prIxaaeÐ hmaarI maaOilak AiQakaraoM ka hnana! ! !
IIT, saunanao maoM iktnao gava- ka Feel Aata hO. saca hO ik hma Baart ko savaao-cca
p`aOVaoigakI saMsqaana ko Ca~a hOM pr @yaa Aapnao kBaI [sa baat pr gaaOr ikyaa hO ik
yahaÐ isaf- Survive krnao maoM hI hmaara jaIvana samaaPt hao jaata hO. mahanagaraoM ka
jaIvana BaI yahaÐ ko daOD, QaUp Baro jaIvana kao doK Sarmaa jaae.
sabasao phlao ivavaocanaa kroM hmaaro svatM~ata ko AiQakar kI. ek BaartIya naagairk
haonao ko AiQakar sao hmaoM svatM~a haokr kama krnao ka AiQakar hO. pr gaaOr
frmaa[e Exam Hall maoM Aapkao Notes lao jaanao kI svatM~ata nahIM haotI hO. na hI
iksaI sao baat krnao kI yaa dUsaro kI prIxaap~a doKnao kI. Aap eosaa krto pkD,o
jaaÐe tao Aap pr Hall d/aohI ka Aaraop lagaogaa AaOr hmaaro saMsqaana ko nyaayapailaka
Wara AnaokaoM QaaraeÐ (DC!) lagaa dI jaaÐegaI. j,yaada huAa tao Aap saMsqaana inakalaa
hao sakto hOM.
Aba Aato hOM samaanata ko AiQakar pr. nahIM nahIM Aap laOMigak samaanata kI baat
BaUla hI jaaÐe tao AcCa hO. vah tao Aapko yahaÐ Aato hI sfiTk kI trh saaf hao
cauka haogaa ik [sa AiQakar ka sauK hmaoM kBaI nasaIba nahIM haogaa. baat hao rhI hO
prIxaa saMbaMiQat samaanata kI.
Aap maoM sao iktnao laaoga KuSanasaIba haoto hOM ijanako Baagya maoM Vikramshila jaOsaa
prIxaaBavana ilaKa haota hO. AaOr kuC ABaagao ijanhoM imalata hO S - 301 evaÐ S - 302.
[na kmaraoM kao Aap Baya AaOr AatMk ka pryaaya maana sakto hOM. Vikramshila ko
Aaramadoh maahaOla ka ija,k` baomaanaI AaOr jalao pr namak iCD,knaa hO pr yaikna
maainae ijanhaonao S - 301 evaÐ S – 302 maoM prIxaa dI hO vao hI bata sakto hOM vahaÐ kI
vyaqaa. [sa kxa maoM p`vaoSa krto hI dovaI sarsvatI AkarNa Aapka saaqa CaoD, dotI
hOM. hnaumaana caailasaa ko baavaja,Ud AapkI Aavaaja, ek saIT sao dUsaro ko baIca kI
laMka nahIM laaMGa patI hO. rhI sahI ksar pUrI hao jaatI hO vahaÐ ko paYaaNakailana
saIT vyavasqaa sao ijasapr baOz kr imalaI vaodnaa kao Moov BaI Aarama nahIM do
sakta.
Aba baarI saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar AiQakar kI. saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar ko Anausaar Aap
iksaI BaI trh ko saMvaOQaainak QaaraAaoM kI tht madd pa sakto hOM yaa ]ccatma
nyaayaalaya maoM ApIla kr sakto hOM. prIxaaAaoM ko iKlaaf iSakayat krnao ka
#yaala Aayaa? pr Aap hI saaoicae [sa trh ko pqap`dSa-k BaivaYyadRYTa banakr Aap
kr hI @yaa laoMgao? Aap jaaeÐgao jaaoSaaoK,raoSa ko saaqa AaOr pta calaogaa kI Prof. ko
Anant Baya ko karNa Aap bana gae hOM 'Odd man out'.
kuC baatoM SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM kI BaI kr laI jaae. yah ek AiQakar
na hao Saap hO.[sa AiQakar ka p`yaaoga hmao p`taD,naa donao ko ilae ikyaa jaata hO.
hmaarI halat ]sa batK jaOsaI hao jaatI hO ijasao prIxaa maoM hlaala krnao sao phlao
'iSaxaa' sao Stuff ikyaa gayaa hao. AsalaI SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM ka
yaanaI vairYz – kinaYz Ca~a ko saMbaMQa ka Murder tao phlao hI hao cauka hO.phlao
'Cheddis' maoM Exam ko va@t ratoM baIt jaayaa krtI qaIM. vairYz gaNa kinaYzaoM ka
Funda Session calaayaa krto qao. Aba vaao baatoM [ithasa hO.Aba Insti ek ABaod\ya
iklaa hO ijasasao hma rat 11 baja,o ko baad baahr nahIM BaTk sakto.ek mahana
saMskRit Aba Apnao ptna kao Aga`sar hO.
AaiKrI AiQakar hO SaaoYaNa ko iKlaaf AiQakar. Aapka tao nahIM pta pr maorI
maainae [sa AiQakar ka h,k hmaoM vaOsao BaI nahI hO tao ija,k` kaho ka?
hma ]mmaId krto hOM ik Aba Aapkao saba camak gayaa haogaa. pr hmaoSaa yaad riKe
ik [sa kOmpsa vaOkuMz ko vaasau kaOna hOM. ]nakI pUjaa – Aca-naa jaarI riKe, saflata
AvaSya imalaogaI.

yao hO End Sem Special fr\ra. [sao kaÐTo AaOr e@jaamsa maoM macaaeÐ.

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p`qama ica~a kI nakla
p`omakqaaºº krnao maoM hmaaro ek ima~a
tumaººº sao kuC ~auiTyaaÐ rh ga[- hOM.
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galaityaaÐ ZUÐZnao maoM sahayata
maorI Do eMD naa[-T hOM kr sakto hOM?
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