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*Format:* Novel
*Chapters:* 35
*Word Count:* 146,494
*Status:* COMPLETED
*Rating:* Mature
*Warnings:* Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual
Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme,
Contains Spoilers
*Genres:* Drama, Humor, Romance
*Characters:* Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo,
Rose, Victoire, OtherCanon
*Pairings:* Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione,
Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
*First Published:* 01/27/2008
*Last Chapter:* 02/13/2009
*Last Updated:* 07/23/2009
*Summary:*
Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden
Snitch for Best Next Generation/
/Rose ?Red? Weasley is pregnant."/I?m not old enough to become a
mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" /She's trying to
adjust to the news."/I?m never leaving this bathroom again."
/She?s /not/ taking it well./"I could live on toothpaste and
shampoo." /In fact, she?s lost her mind. This is her story.
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*Chapter 1: Prologue: The Test*
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|Prologue: The Test|*
One time.
It was only /one/ time.
This can /not/ be happening after only one stupid, irresponsible, spur
of the moment.
This is wrong.
It /has/ to be.
I tap it with my wand again.
And that not-so-comforting word appears up again, blue and bulging.
/Positive./
I throw the small white stick onto the ground in an act of denial and
shock. I am sixteen years old ? I?m not old enough to become a mother! I
barely know how to tie my shoes right for crying out loud!
I pick up the pregnancy test again, tap it with my wand once more, as if
expecting it to say ?only joking Rose, but we had you going, didn?t we??
But it doesn?t. It says the same thing it did the last four times I
checked.
I sit down on the edge of the bath and notice for the first time how
much my hands are shaking. I decide that I?m never going to leave this
bathroom again. Perhaps I will stay here forever ? yes, this bath seems
like an ideal place to sleep ? and ignore the new life that is
apparently growing in my womb.
Because everyone knows that if you ignore something enough, it will go

away.
I could live on toothpaste and shampoo ? although, I doubt that is a

good combination for my unborn child.
MY UNBORN /CHILD/?
WHY AM I BEING SO BLOODY /CASUAL/???

I start to hyperventilate and think that I am most certainly about to
die. I am literally shouting at myself in my own head! Maybe I?ll come
back as a ghost, like Moaning Myrtle. I could haunt this sixth year
Gryffindor girls? bathroom ? Rose Weasley, the pregnant ghost of
Gryffindor house. That has a nice ring to it.
And if I don?t die and do someday decide to leave this bathroom, at

least one person is going to die because of my foolishness.
The first and most obvious victim is Scorpius Malfoy ? he?s as good as
dead already. Someone has to find out who the father of my baby is, and
when they do, Scorpius is going to get one hell of an arse-kicking by my
father, my grandfather or one of my many male cousins - and perhaps some
of my female ones too. It?s quite likely that James and Al Potter will
get to him first. So then I?ll be a single mother. Well actually, I'm
pretty much facing that prospect any way.
And of course my parents will have to find out. Mum will either kill me
or kick me out of the house. I?ll have to live in some Muggle caravan
park with my fatherless baby. And James and Al will be in Azkaban for
murder. Lily will go off the wall if they go to prison ? the only reason
she doesn?t have about twenty guys on the go is because her two older
brothers have scared everything with a penis in Hogwarts away from her.
And what about Hugo? Mum and Dad will break up because she kicked me
out/killed me and then Hugo will have to live in a hostile environment,
leading him to a life of sex, drugs and rock n? roll. He?ll be dead by
his fifteenth birthday.
And Harry and Ginny?s two boys will be in prison and their daughter will
be pregnant/STI-ridden/in Azkaban too/dead. That will be the Potter
family broken up for sure.
And my cousin Fred will probably end up in Azkaban if James and Al are
there because he likes to follow the crowd. Which means his little
sister, Roxanne will join Lily in the brothel they?re going to work in.
Which means Aunt Angelina and Uncle George will resort to a life of
alcoholism and crime because their son is a convict and their daughter
is a prostitute.
And then Uncle Percy won?t be able to live with the shame that has come
with being a Weasley, so will jump of a bridge. Audrey will be left to
raise their daughters Molly and Lucy (one of which, I?m sure, will be
suffering from severe depression having just lost their father and the
majority of their cousins to either suicide, prison, brothels or STD?s)
and will go off on a drinking binge with George and Angelina.
Uncle Charlie will be okay considering he?s in Romania and will have no
idea what is going on.
Finally, Dom will be visiting my trailer park/grave and thus will be
disowned for visiting the black sheep of the family. Louis will probably
miss his older sister and move in with her in her dingy London flat
(which is where she?ll be living after Bill and Fleur disown her for
putting flowers on my grave/vegetable patch). Victoire will pretend not
to know any of us and run off to, I don?t know, the Lebanon with her
boyfriend, Teddy. Then Bill and Fleur will be so upset that all of their
children are gone that they?ll try to replace them by having hundreds
and hundreds of more kids.
Then Fleur will get extremely fat and develop a very severe eating
disorder, leading to the eventual suicide of Uncle Bill.
And if Nana Molly and Grandad Arthur survive all of this, I?ll eat my sock.
Wow, we /really/ should have used a condom.

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*Chapter 2: Red Rose*
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I eventually leave the bathroom after many tears and attempts to prove
the damned pregnancy test wrong. I know I have to tell someone and there
is only one person that I'd even consider telling ? Teddy. He would know
just what to do in a crisis situation such as the one I?m having.
Although, having said that, he's just as likely to kick Scorpius? arse
as James and Al.
I suppose /technically/ I should /probably/ tell Scorpius first.
But something at the back of my mind tells me to keep it from him for as
long as possible. After all, we've barely ever spoken.
Then how, I hear you ask, do I find myself pregnant with his child?
Well, it?s a mixture of Firewhiskey and revenge. As most pregnancies are.
It?s almost two months ago that James decided to throw a massive party
in the Gryffindor common room in aid of his eighteenth birthday. It was
the usual business ? non-explodable balloons (that people tried to burst
anyway), the entire stock of Honeydukes chocolate, Butterbeer,
Firewhiskey, food of all sorts from the Hogwarts kitchens and of course,
a guest list longer than the last population census. And it wasn?t just
Gryffindors either. James? brother, Al, is in Slytherin so he and all of
his friends were invited to the party. The Gryffindor tower password was
changed and everyone who was anyone was able to come.
Among Al?s Slytherin friends was Scorpius Malfoy, who is his best friend
- unfortunately. He?s a handsome one, with blonde hair that falls right
into his brown eyes. He?s quite tall and is the seeker on the Slytherin
Quidditch team. I?m keeper on the Gryffindor team ? well, I am for now.
I doubt the broom will be able to get off the ground in three months time.
It?s odd that I may never hear the delightful sound of ?/Weasley Is Our
Queen/? echoing from the Quidditch stands when I save a goal ever again.
Anyway, back to Scorpius. Like I was saying, he's handsome. But he's not
irresistibly gorgeous or anything. He gets the odd spot here and there
like every teenage boy. Still, he's a damn sight better than some of the
mutants Hogwarts has to offer. But Scorpius and I never really got on
with one another. It wasn?t that we fought or anything, there was just
some sort of mutual dislike between us. This is why I now find myself
very shocked to be carrying his spawn.
Back to James's party.
Earlier that day, my sort-of-boyfriend Carl had broken up with me in

front of the entire school. Yes, the /entire/ school. It didn?t just
feel like the entire school. It /was/ the entire school.
It was in the middle of dinner that Carl stood up from the Ravenclaw
table and shouted over to the Gryffindor one:
?Oi! Rose! I don?t think we should go out anymore!?
He was a complete /prick/. James and Al offered to beat him up but I

told them to leave it. I hexed him while he was kissing Chastity Finch,
a girl in my year, later that day. I did it silently though and as I
walked past them said nice and clearly:
?Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??
He looked down and realised what I did ?
Oh yes, the ill-timed erection curse. Chastity had a nice laugh at that
one. She even high fived me. Lovely girl.
/Nobody/ breaks up with Rose Weasley in front of the whole school.
Although Carl had indeed received his comeuppance, I was still pissed
off when the time came for James? party. And I sought comfort in the
first drunken idiot I found ? Malfoy. He spun the usual crap blokes spin
about how I was /?too good for Carl/? and ?/he doesn?t know how lucky he
was/? to have me.
/Blah blah blah./
But for some reason, the lines worked on me. They never worked before,
but I was taken-aback that the boy who blatantly ignored me since we
were first years was now talking to me, comforting me, flirting with me.
And before I knew it, we were kissing.
And he /was/ a good kisser. I can still remember how good he was ?
that?s saying something, because I can barely remember what age I am
most of the time.
Then, the next thing I knew, we were in my dormitory, awkwardly tearing

each others clothes off. I remember feeling so nervous, but not being
able to stop what was happening. It was as if there was an animal
instinct part of me completely overshadowing my common sense and reason.
At the time, I wasn?t even thinking about the precautions that should be
taken before having sex. I mean, I never had sex before. But apparently
Malfoy knew what he was doing so I let him take the lead.
But I regret that now.
We didn?t speak again after that out of sheer awkwardness. We both

agreed not to tell anyone ? I think we were both feeling the shame of
what had just happened. And so, after that night, we went back to our
usual ignoring of each other.
Of course, that?s going to be significantly harder now that I?m having

his baby.
I sit in the common room reading ?/The Green Mile/? by Stephen

King I feel as if it's me on death row, waiting to succumb to my
terrible fate. But dying seems like it would be so much simpler.
Dom comes in through the portrait hole with her bag slung over her
shoulder. She sits down beside me, flicks her strawberry blonde hair
back and whips out a packed of Honeydukes? finest jellies. She points
the packet at me, silently offering me one. I shake my head. She sighs
and looks at me with the familiar look in her eye ? she wants gossip. I
sigh back to tell her that I have none. She nods knowingly. She slaps
her knee, picks up her bag and stalks off up to the dormitory.
And I realise that I?ve just had a completely silent conversation with
my cousin.
That happens quite often, come to think of it.

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It?s been three days and six hours since I took that pregnancy test. In
the past three days and six hours, I have cried a total of fifty three
times. It really does take just the smallest things to set me off.
?Hey Red,? says James as we sit in the common room doing homework.
?Why do you /hate/ me so much?!? I scream and run from the common room,
out the portrait hole leaving a very frightened James behind me.
I walk through the castle, waiting to find someone breaking a small rule
so I can punish them. I shine my prefect badge with my sleeve, as if
fingerprints will make it less intimidating.
?Excuse me?? says a small Hufflepuff girl, ?I can?t find the North Tower!?
Perfect.
?Oh can?t you? Then that?s ten points from Hufflepuff!?
The girl looks on the verge of tears and I swear to Merlin?s mother if
she starts crying I will kick her in the face. She has /nothing/ to be
upset about. She runs off covering her face with her hands.
Yeah, you better run. My mother would be so ashamed of me. I'm not
supposed to abuse my power as prefect. Then again, I probably wasn't
supposed to sleep with Scorpius Malfoy. I'd say that's what Dad was
implying when he told me not to get "too close" to him on my very first
day at Hogwarts.
I head downstairs towards the kitchens to give out to the House Elves
for being so short when I bump into Al. He looks a bit flustered, but in
a happy way.
?Hey Red,? he grins.
Why do those stupid black-haired Potter boys insist on calling me that?
?Don?t mess with me Albus Severus,? I hiss, ?I will kill you. That?s a
promise.?
He looks like he believes me.
?Who rattled your owl cage??
I narrow my eyes at him. He grins back annoyingly.
?Why are you so happy?? I ask harshly.
?Jenny has agreed to go out with me,? he says cheerfully.
I stare into his green eyes and shrug as if to say ?so??
?Cheer up, Red. It?s Christmas!?
Christmas.
/Bloody Christmas/.
Does it look like I give a flying Pixie?s arse if it?s Christmas?
Al reads the look on my face.
?Come on, we?re going home tomorrow. We get to see Teddy!?
I suppose that is the only thing that can cheer me up. Teddy Lupin is my
number one confidant ? I know I could tell him about my pregnancy and he
wouldn?t breathe a word to anyone, not even Victoire. And when I?m at
home I don?t run the risk of bumping into the father of my child.
Which is always a plus.

?And Scorpius is coming to our house for Christmas!? says Al.
My heart stops beating.
That?s the end of that.
?W-why??
Al rambles on about Scorpius? parents going to Brussels?or maybe he said

they were arseholes?I?m not really listening. The prospect of having to
spend Christmas with Scorpius Malfoy is enough to make anyone pass out.
I walk away from Al while he?s in the middle of a sentence and then
break into a run towards Flitwick?s office.
Headmaster Flitwick is sitting behind his desk on what must be three

cushions so that he can see out over the top of it ? he?s about as small
as the House Elves I was about to give out to. But I decide it?s
probably best not to give out to the headmaster when you?re looking for
a favour.
?Professor, I was wondering if it?s too late to put my name down to stay
at Hogwarts over the holidays?? I ask.
Flitwick looks up from his notes as if just realising that I am here.
?Oh, hello Miss Weasley!?
?Hello,? I say, trying to be polite.
Flitwick hums away to himself and I repeat the question I?ve just asked.
?Oh no, I?m afraid you?ll have to return home, Miss Weasley. Unless
there?s been some sort of emergency??
I can?t think quickly enough so now I am being forced to go home with

the rest of my family. Sometimes I wish you were allowed to curse the
tiny eyebrows off the school headmaster.
But we don?t always get what we wish for, do we?

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I get up early the next day and although my trunk is already packed, I
do a quick scan of the dorm for anything I may have forgotten. I think
about doing another pregnancy test before going home to break the news
to Mum and Dad, but I know there?s no point ? I?m pregnant for sure. The
never-ending vomiting at 6am this morning confirms that.
I don?t really speak much at breakfast. Nobody seems to notice ? James

and Fred are talking enough for everyone at the Gryffindor table.
?Chudley Cannons are /way/ better than Tornados,? James yells at our
cousin, food spraying from his mouth ? such an attractive family I have.
?Chudley Cannons are muck!? Fred splutters back, not noticing that there
are crumbs in his jet-black hair from where James sprayed his breakfast
on him.
All the other Gryffindors are watching James and Fred arguing about
their favourite Quidditch teams ? I suppose I have to agree with James,
though. Dad has been dressing me in Chudley Cannons? jerseys since I was
born. I?m not allowed to support other teams.
?Red, you?ll back me on this?? says James, as all attention turns to me.
I look from James to Fred, their eyes digging into mine.
?Sorry Fred,? I say, ?but I?m a born Cannon. But James, shouldn?t you be
a Harpies fan??
James goes slightly red but shrugs his shoulders and continues to wolf
down his breakfast. Of course he doesn?t support the Holyhead Harpies ?
they?re an all women?s team. But my Aunt Ginny, James? mum, used to play
on that team before James was born, so you?d sort of expect him to
support them.
But no.
Because James is a strange individual.
After breakfast, we make our way down to Hogsmeade Station to catch the
Hogwarts Express. I try my best to walk ahead of Al and Scorpius, so Dom
runs to catch up with me.
?Are you running a marathon?? she pants, grabbing onto my arm to slow me
down.
I give her an apologetic look, but I don?t slow down until I reach the
train. I have it all planned out in my head ? I?ll get a compartment
with Dom, Molly, Lucy, Louis, Hugo and Lily and the rest can go
somewhere else. Thus, the first step in ?Operation-Avoid-Blondie?.
But unfortunately, it doesn?t work out that way.
Because nothing seems to be going to plan for me these days.
The third and fourth years Lily, Louis, Roxanne and Hugo decide to sit
in a separate carriage with some of their friends. Lucy is sitting with
some of her first year friends. None of my sixth year friends are going
home for Christmas, so guess who I end up sharing with?
Al, James, Fred, Dom, Molly and of course, Scorpius.
At first, it?s not really too awkward. James and Fred are continuing
their argument from the breakfast table and Scorpius and Al join in ?
apparently Al is a Cannons fan and Scorpius is a follower of the
Wimbourne Wasps. Dom supports the French team Quiberon Quafflepunchers
and Molly doesn?t care for organised sports. Or any kind of sport. She
really is so very like her father, Uncle Percy.
But when the Quidditch talk is over, there?s an unwelcome silence in the
compartment. I wish someone would break it as it?s making me
uncomfortable. I try and think of something to say to break it, but
nothing comes to me. I?m really bad at starting conversations.
?Pull my finger,? says Fred.
Okay, perhaps the silence was better.
It?s dark by the time the Hogwarts Express pulls up at Platform 9 ¾.

Dad, Uncle Harry, Aunt Angelina, Uncle Bill and Uncle Percy are there to
pick us all up. I run to Dad, giving him a big
?/I?m-still-your-little-girl-even-though-I?m-pregnant/? hug. Hugo barely
acknowledges our father ? perhaps he?s going through his ?too cool for
parents? phase.
Uncle Harry grins at me and I return the smile to my godfather. Little

Moody Hugo just glares.
The whole way home in the car, Dad tries to make conversation with me
and Hugo, but his attempts are futile. Hugo deliberately ignores every
remark Dad makes at him, while I, in an effort to keep on his good side,
mumble every now and again. I figure that when I break the news to my
parents about my pregnancy, Dad will be the only thing keeping Mum from
murdering me. So I better keep him sweet.
When we pull up outside our house, I observe that my heart is beating

much faster than usual. I know Mum will guess there?s something wrong
with me within two minutes of my arrival ? she?s very perceptive. I
could have a nine year old child and Dad wouldn?t notice, but Mum has a
sixth sense and seems to be an excellent mind reader. Maybe she?s an
accomplished Legilimens ? I make a mental note to ask her.
She?s sitting at the kitchen table doing some ?/Important Ministry

Work/? and when she spots us, she jumps up and hugs Hugo first. He
pushes her off and storms upstairs to his bedroom. Mum looks momentarily
taken-aback and runs a hand through her chestnut brown hair. She looks
at Dad who shrugs as if to say ?just leave him?. Mum then turns to me,
hugs me and pulls away, but keeps hold of my shoulders.
?Have you been eating properly Rose?? she asks, ?You?re too thin!?
Not in a few months I won?t be.
Oops, better not think like that in case she /is/ a Legilimens.
?Of course, Mum,? I say. She raises an eyebrow at me, but luckily Dad
has just said something about work so she turns her attentions to him.
I sneak out of the kitchen and upstairs to my bedroom. As I?m passing

Hugo?s room I hear some very angry death metal music blaring from it.
Adolescence really is an ugly stage for some people.
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*Chapter 3: Christmas Complications*
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I love Christmas Eve ? pregnant or not, I am determined that I will

enjoy it. Today is not the day that I am going to tell Mum because let?s
face it, I have seven months to do that. There?s no point in ruining
Christmas. Anyway, this could be my last Christmas (as the chances of
Mum killing me are /very/ high) so I might as well make the most of it.
I get up early and begin to wrap presents. Having a big family has
advantages and disadvantages ? the main disadvantage is the fact that
we?re all so bloody close so I have to buy presents for all of my
cousins. I got Victoire a silver necklace ? it wasn?t too expensive, but
it will match her near-silver hair. I bought Dom a book that she?s been
raving about for the past few months, /The Catcher in the Rye/ ? it?s a
Muggle book. I find that boys are very hard to shop for, so Hugo helped
me in picking out a jumper for Louis ? I doubt he?ll appreciate it as we
all get jumpers from Nana Molly every year anyway.
I got Molly and Lucy matching bracelets ? Uncle Percy and Aunt Audrey
love when their daughters are matching. I find it pathetic, but if it
keeps them happy then who am I to stand in their way? I bought Roxanne
some make-up, even though I know Uncle George will go crazy. I got Fred
a book called ?Number One Quidditch Teams of the 20th Century?. It shows
Chudley Cannons to be one of the worst teams of the century ? why did
Dad pick such a loser team?
It?s always difficult to shop for the Potter cousins ? what do you get
the family that has everything? James is not the intellectual reading
type ? he?s more into practical jokes. But he has everything that
Weasleys? Wizard Wheezes ever sold and they can easily outstrip Zonko?s
any day. He knows every single passageway out of Hogwarts, he has his
father?s invisibility cloak and he has the best broomstick around. So
what did I get him?
A pair of /socks/.
Al was much easier to shop for. As he has an interest in the Muggle

world, I got him a mobile phone. It was expensive, but I know he?ll love
it. I have one too, even though I can?t use it at Hogwarts. I got Lily a
small pair of gold earrings that are in the shape of snitches. Lily is
showing some real promise as a Quidditch player. She plays by herself
most of the time, but sometimes with me. James and Al know nothing of
their sister?s talent, so she usually breaks into their broom shed and
goes flying while they?re out. And for some reason, this makes her mum
laugh.
So when all of the presents are wrapped, we go to The Burrow, Nana and
Grandad Weasley?s house. It?s pretty much a second home to me (Hogwarts
being my first and my actual house being my third). We always go there
on Christmas Eve to help with the preparations for the next day. See,
all of the family go to the Burrow on Christmas Day, so there?s loads to
do. Dad usually complains about having to go and help decorate the
house, but Mum forces him to anyway.
As soon as we walk in the door, I spot a twenty four year old man, today
with dark blue hair and his usual magnificent brown eyes ? Teddy Lupin.
I run to him and he catches me, embracing me in a hug that I?m sure
isn?t good for the baby. But right now I don?t care very much ? I?m
hugging my best friend.
?Wotcher Rosie! How are you?? he exclaims.
We break apart and I only now notice that I?m welling up. Teddy looks
concerned ? he?s noticed I?m crying, but he doesn?t say anything. He
just subtly jerks his head towards the living room door. I nod and we go
into the empty room. Teddy closes the door and casts /Muffliato/ on the
door so nobody in the kitchen can eavesdrop.
?What?s up Rosie? You look terrible,? he says, sitting down next to me

on the chair.
?Thanks,? I mutter. That?s the last thing I need to hear.
?You know what I mean. You?re so pale and skinny.?
?Are you saying I was fat before??
?Rosie,? he says warningly, ?don?t make me force Veritaserum down your

throat ? because I?ll do it!?
Boy do I know he?d do it. He did it before when I wouldn?t tell him the
name of the boy I kissed when I was in first year. He?s looking at me
now expectantly.
?I think I might be?erm?you know??
He doesn?t know. He raises his eyebrows for me to continue.
?/You know/?? I repeat, hoping he?ll catch on without me having to say

the dreaded words. He shakes his head.
?No, Rosie, I don?t know.?
I sigh and wipe the tears that are now streaming down my cheeks away.
?I think I might be?/pregnant/,? I whisper the last word.
Teddy?s brown eyes widen in shock. He doesn?t move for a second and he
stares at me in disbelief. I can?t bear to look at him anymore ? he?s
making me feel really guilty.
?I didn?t know you had a boyfriend,? he says quietly.
?I don?t,? I admit and he looks even more surprised.

?You slept with someone even though he wasn?t your boyfriend?? he asks,
looking thoroughly disappointed in me and making me feel like crap. I
say nothing.
?Did?did someone take advantage of you?? asks Teddy, now looking

extremely angry. It?s quite touching how concerned he is for me ?
sometimes I wish it were his baby I?m pregnant with?
/Did I just say that/?
?No,? I say, feeling more ashamed by the minute.
?So?whose is it??
He looks distraught. I feel sort of sorry for him.
Wait a second, that?s not right. It should be /him/ feeling sorry for
/me/ not the other way around!
?It doesn?t matter. Promise you won?t tell anyone??
?Rosie??
?Promise me, Teddy. You can?t tell anybody ? I haven?t even told Mum
yet. You?re the only person who knows. You can?t even tell Victoire,? I
plead.
He doesn?t look happy at all, but he nods. I realise that I?m shaking,
although I?m not quite sure when that started. Teddy notices too and
puts his arm around me comfortingly.
?It?ll be okay, Rosie,? he says soothingly, ?I?m here for you.?
That?s all I wanted to hear.
Well, maybe not /all/ I wanted to hear?I wouldn?t mind if he?d said
something along the lines of:
/I?m here for your, my darling. I?m going to break up with Victoire and
help you raise this child, I don?t care who the father is./
But hey, we can?t have everything. I?m willing to accept his

unconditional friendship.
We go back out to the kitchen, where nobody seems to suspicious of our
sudden disappearance. Teddy and I tend to spend a lot of time together
when I?m home from Hogwarts anyway. Mum and Dad are helping Nana and
Grandad to decorate the house now, while Hugo sits in the corner with
his Muggle i-pod in his ears ? I?m over the other side of the kitchen
and I can hear the music blaring. I swear, that boy is going to go deaf.
Victoire swishes into the room (that?s the only way I can describe how
she moves) and smiles at me and although I know she?s just being nice, I
can?t help but want to kill her when she kisses Teddy on the cheek.
?So what time are Harry and Ginny coming?? asks Mum.
?Around three I think,? replies Nana.
Great ? the Potters are coming. Which means Scorpius Malfoy's coming.
Maybe I can hide out in the attic until they leave.
?Rose, could you help me with this?? asks Mum, standing on a ladder and
fixing up a garland that was draped across the doorframe.
?Hugo,? Dad calls. Hugo is playing with his Gameboy, his i-pod still up
full blast. Darn those Muggle toys.
?Hugo?/Hugo/?earth to Hugo Weasley?/HUGO/!? Dad eventually yells. Hugo

jumps and pulls his earphones out, looking most annoyed.
?It?s like trying to make contact with the dead! Will you come out the
back and help me and Grandad with the Christmas lights?? asks Dad.
Hugo sighs, pushes his chair out and storms out to the garden, slamming
the door after him. As he does so, the tinsel hanging from the ceiling
falls to the floor, causing Nana to swear loudly ? which is saying
something, because she rarely swears.
?I?m so sorry, Molly,? says Mum, flicking her wand at the tinsel and
levitating it back up onto the ceiling, ?I don?t know what?s gotten into
him lately.?
?I do,? says Nana matter-of-factly, ?he?s a thirteen year old Weasley boy.?
?Do all of them go that way?? I ask.
?/No/,? Dad answers quickly, ?I was never like that!?

Mum and Nana both snort. I don?t get it.
?What?? asks Dad, in an offended tone.
?Ronald Weasley, you were the moodiest thirteen year old in the world!?
says Mum. Dad looks like he?s about to retaliate before Mum continues,
?When /you/ were thirteen, you stopped talking to me because you thought
my cat killed your stupid rat that wasn?t actually a rat! /And/ you
stopped talking to me because I was suspicious about Harry?s Firebolt!
Don?t tell me you weren?t a moody thirteen year old! You were moody
until the day Rose was born!?
?Why did you stop being moody when I was born?? I ask, grinning.
?You melted your dad?s heart,? says Mum fondly, ?we didn?t think anyone
would be able to do that!?
I smile at Dad ? I?m quite touched by that. Dad gives me a one-armed hug
and grins at me.
?Well then we?ll just have to make Hugo into a Daddy and then maybe
he?ll soften up,? Victoire jokes.
?I don?t think so!? says Mum, ?I?m not ready to be a Granny just yet!?
I feel physically sick. Teddy looks really uncomfortable but everyone

else laughs.
Stupid Victoire.
Dad opens the back door and I hear him shout ?alright Harry??
?Um, I have to use the bathroom,? I declare and run from the kitchen and
up the stairs. I close the door of the bathroom behind me and stand on
top of the toilet to look out the window onto the back garden. Harry and
Ginny are here, with James, Al, Lily and Scorpius. Lily walks over to
Hugo, says something and then walks away looking slightly crestfallen.
Scorpius looks up and I jump down from the toilet, hiding underneath the
window frame. I hope to Merlin he hasn?t seen me. Once again I find
myself hiding in a bathroom, toying with the idea of living here
forever. Seriously, I?m completely unstable ? what the hell is my kid
going to turn out like?
?Rose??
It?s Lily. She?s knocking on the door ? maybe if I stay quiet she?ll go
away.
?Rose, are you okay? I know you?re in there, I saw you looking out the
window,? she says.
I know I can?t hide from her, so I open the door and plant a big fake
smile on my face ? I probably look unhinged.
?Hiya Lily, Happy Christmas Eve,? I say in a fake-jolly voice.
She looks at me sceptically. She?s way too sharp for her own good ? she
knows there?s something up with me. I notice, however, that there?s a
hint of despair in her greeny-brown eyes so I take the opportunity to
turn the attention away from my problems.
?What?s wrong?? I ask. Lily looks down at the floor and shakes her head.
?Come on, Lils. I know there?s something up.?
She looks around and ushers me into the room across from the bathroom,
one that used to belong to Aunt Ginny when she was growing up.
?Can you keep a secret?? she asks.
?More than you know,? I reply.
?I like someone,? she whispers, looking around her like a paranoid

chicken waiting to be slaughtered.
?You /always/ like someone,? I say reasonably.
?I know,? she says, ?but usually they like me back. This time?well?he
doesn?t.?
?Who is he?? I ask, ?Maybe he does like you and your brothers just
scared him away??
Lily shakes her head sadly.
?No, he /definitely/ doesn?t like me,? she says, ?and I don?t know what
to do. And now he has a new girlfriend.?
She looks really upset. I kind of want to hug her but I don?t.
?Who is he?? I ask again.
?Promise you?ll never tell??
?Pixie-swear,? I say, my hand on my heart.
?It's /Scorpius/,? she whispers.
Oh dear...this could get complicated.

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*Chapter 4: I'm Not You*
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Lily?s looking at me, waiting for some brilliant advice that will help
her get through her crush. I suppose she thinks of me as a kind of older
sister. And up until recently I considered myself that way too. I mean,
Lily and I even look alike. Many people /do/ mistake us for sisters. We
both have brown eyes and red hair, though Lily seems to have inherited
the Evans? dark red hair while mine is more of a ripe-tomato colour.
We?re equal in height and although Lily is three years my junior, we
look around the same age. She always comes to me when she has problems,
particularly boy problems, but I sincerely think that this time she has
come to the wrong person.
?Rose, what should I do?? she asks.
I?m not sure what to tell her. I can?t exactly tell her that Scorpius is
ugly ? that would be hypocritical and a downright lie. Scorpius Malfoy
is easily one of the best looking sixth year boys in Hogwarts. And most
younger sisters have crushes on their older brother?s friends. I suppose
it?s to be expected that Lily would like Scorpius. I just wish Al?s
other friends could be better looking.
?I?erm?why do you like /him/?? I ask, because I have absolutely no idea

what else to say. Lily looks at me incredulously as if to say ?do you
really have to ask??
?I don?t know,? she cries, ?he?s?funny!?
Really?
?And handsome!?
Well, obviously.
?And he?s really kind ? did you know he gives five galleons a month to
the starving kids in Africa??
Let?s hope he decides to donate to his own kid here in England.
?And he?s /such/ a good Quidditch player.?
Then how come we?ve beaten Slytherin in the Quidditch cup for the last
three years?
?And even though he?s a Malfoy, he doesn?t care about blood status. He?s
different, Rose.?
My stomach lurches. I clasp a hand over my mouth and run across to the
bathroom. I fall to my knees and throw up into the toilet ? this is
becoming quite a habit. The horrible sensation and revolting taste is
becoming second nature to me these days. Lily rushes in after me, holds
my hair back and asks me if I?m okay. Well, there?s one way to get her
to stop thinking about Scorpius ? throw your guts up.
?Rose, are you okay?? she asks, a note of panic in her voice.
?Yeah,? I say. I run the tap and stick my head under it to wash my mouth
out. I wipe the tears away from my cheeks and turn back to Lily. ?It?s
just a tummy bug.?
Who ever said that morning sickness is just confined to the morning?
Lily looks as if she believes my ?tummy bug? cover up and brings me back
across to the bedroom.
?Sit down,? she says, ?you look really pale.?
?I?m fine,? I insist. Lily still looks really scared as if I?m about to
run across to the bathroom and throw up again.
A small knock on the door takes Lily?s attentions away from me and she
nearly trips over her own feet when she sees who the knocker is ?
/Scorpius/. In fact, I nearly trip over my own feet too and I?m sitting
down. He looks really uncomfortable and it?s quite obvious that he?s not
up here out of choice. He ruffles his blonde hair and clears his throat
in a way that clearly says ?I?m so uncomfortable that I wish I were dead?.
?Erm, Lily your Nana is looking for you,? he says. Lily goes red, but
acts cool and leaves the room. I get up off the bed, feel a little dizzy
and fall back down again. I probably look like a complete weirdo.
?Are you okay?? he asks. He?s talking to me? Wow, Christmas does strange
things to people.
?I?m fantastic,? I say. My voice is a bit scratchy from the vomiting and
I sound as if I?ve been smoking for the last ten years. Attractive, eh?
?Are you sure?? he says, ?You look??
?Like shit?? I finish.
?No,? he says calmly, ?you just look a bit pale.?
Why is he still here? Why hasn?t he left? Why isn?t he avoiding me like
he?s done for the last two months?
?Yeah well?? I trail off.
He?s standing there with his hands in his pockets, nodding

uncomfortably. It looks like he hasn?t shaved in a while, but the
stubble on his face is a lot darker than his hair. His eyebrows are
darker too?it almost looks like he dyes his hair that light blonde
colour. I know he doesn?t though, considering he?s had that same colour
hair since first year. He?s wearing a grey hoody inside a black jacket
and a pair of very worn out jeans ? he looks homeless. His hair is
falling right into his eyes; I?m surprised he can see where he?s going.
?Listen, Rose,? he starts and immediately I can see where this is going.
I have to change the subject before we get onto dangerous territory and
I end up saying things?well, that I?m not quite ready to say.
?I have to go,? I say and jump up, ignoring my wooziness. But Scorpius
doesn?t stand aside to let me by. He merely looks down at me, his eyes
staring fixedly into my own. Wow, he?s tall.
?Are you going to just avoid me forever?? he says boldly.
?Move aside,? I say.
He sighs and looks like he?s going to say something else, but he then
steps aside to let me by. I can feel his eyes following me out of the
room and I feel most unnerved by it. I rush down the stairs and then
catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror in the hallway. Lily and
Scorpius weren?t lying when they said I look pale. My skin looks dry and
pasty, there are large dark circles under my eyes, whose brown colour
seems to have faded as of late. I go into the kitchen and I don?t care
if I look like crap ? and apparently neither does anyone else.
Everyone is bustling around the Burrow. Nana?s making five different

desserts at the same time for tomorrow; James and Al are listening to
the Quidditch international scores on the wireless while helping my Mum
to decorate the Christmas tree in the living room; Harry?s out the back
with Dad and Hugo putting up the Christmas lights; Teddy?s lighting up
the fire in the living room; Victoire?s hanging mistletoe on the
ceiling, while singing some ridiculous Christmas carol, much to the
dismay of the Potter boys and Dad and Aunt Ginny are arguing like a pair
of kids. Actually, they?re a whole lot worse than a pair of kids.
?Ron! You got to decorate the cake last year!? my forty-one year old
aunt shouts at Dad.
?No I didn?t!? Dad screams back, ?Mum! Tell her I didn?t!?
Nana rolls her eyes and shakes her had at the pair of them.
?Are you two ever going to grow up?? Nana sighs.
?Mum! You /know/ he got to do it last year!? Ginny protests.
?Why don?t you both do it?? I say tiredly, feeling like I?m the parent
here, not them.
Dad and Ginny look at me as if they never thought of that before.
?I knew you inherited the Granger brains,? laughs Harry, coming in from
the garden.
Dad looks offended even though he?s the one who?s always telling me that
I inherited Mum?s brains.
?There you are Scorpius!? Nana exclaims and I whip around to see
Scorpius coming into the kitchen from the hallway. Lily goes red and
drops the goblet she?s holding. Ginny smirks to herself as Lily dives in
under the table to get it.
Grandad doesn?t look up from his newspaper, but I can see that he looks
a bit disgruntled by Scorpius? entrance. He never really liked Scorpius.
Dad said it?s because of the grudge that exists between Grandad and
Scorpius? grandfather, Lucius. He was a Death Eater as far as I remember
from listening to Mum and Dad?s conversations. And my parents hated
Scorpius? Dad, Draco, when they were at school. So I suppose it must be
a bit strange that this generation of Weasleys/Potters are getting on
with the Malfoy family.
Scorpius slides past me and coughs uncomfortably. He doesn?t acknowledge

me and helps Nana with the desserts. I decide that I?m not comfortable
in his presence ? he?s making me feel even more nauseous. I slip into
the living room where James and Al are listening intently to the
Quidditch match between England and Portugal.
?Who?s winning?? I ask.
They shush me as the commentator cries ?/And Da Costa has caught the
snitch/!? They both swear loudly, causing Aunt Ginny to scream at them
from the kitchen.
?/Bloody/ Portuguese!? James exclaims, kicking the sofa. Mum sighs and
mutters something that sounds very like the word ?boys?.
Usually I?d be very interested in the Quidditch results, but today my

brain is elsewhere.
?Bloody hell Rose, you look like crap,? says Al, taking a good look at
me, ?are you ill??
Mum spins around at Al?s words to take a look at me. I hope that the
colour has returned to my cheeks, but by the look on Mum?s face, it
hasn?t. She jumps down from the stool she was standing on and rushes
over to me.
?I knew there was something wrong with you,? she says, her hand on my
forehead, ?Did you eat something dodgy? Have you got sick stomach?
Headache? Dizziness? Maybe we should bring you to St Mungo?s?/RON/!?
?I?m fine, Mum,? I say, ?It?s just a bug, I don?t need to go to Mungo?s.?
Dad wanders leisurely into the sitting room and looks at Mum with a ?you
called me?? look.
?Rose isn?t well,? says Mum.
?I?m fine!? I protest.
?What?s up, Rosie?? Dad asks, now looking concerned. He does exactly
what Mum did and feels my forehead ? as if /that/ will answer all of
their questions.
?You don?t have a fever,? says Dad.

?I know! I?m fine!?
?Are you sure? Maybe we should take you to St Mungo?s just in case??
says Dad.
?Would you two stop? You don?t have to take me to St Mungo?s because of
a tummy bug!?
Mum?s eyes widen in realisation, although I don?t know how the hell
she?s realised it ? /she knows I?m pregnant/. I don?t know how I know
she knows, I just do.
?Upstairs,? she says firmly.
I know better than to disagree. Mum marches me upstairs, followed

closely by Dad, and into the first room she finds. She shuts the door
and spins around to me, her brown eyes looking completely manic.
They?re looking at me with extreme worry on their faces as if I?m about

to announce that I?m dying. Then again, if I were dying, Mum wouldn?t be
able to give out to me, right? Actually, knowing my Mum, she?d probably
turn that around too and say it was somehow my fault.
I take a deep breath, ready to spill the news, when Dad interrupts me.
?Rosie?we know,? he says.
I stare at them blankly. They look so concerned, but not angry at all.
How can they not be angry with me? Why does Mum look ready to hug me?
Why aren?t they armed with machetes?
?It?s /all/ our fault,? says Mum, her voice quivering, ?we should have
talked to you about this type of thing before you went to Hogwarts.?
I pray to Merlin she?s not about to give me a sex talk ? it?s a bit late
now Mummy dear. But Dad?s nodding in agreement. Do they really think
that I?m pregnant because they didn?t sit me down when I was eleven and
explain what a penis was?
?We?ve failed you as parents, Rosie,? says Dad sadly, ?but I suppose we
never thought that you?d meet these problems. Just because we didn?t in
Hogwarts doesn?t mean you won?t.?
Ew ? I really don?t want to know about my parents sexual habits while
they were at Hogwarts, thank you very much.
?Why did you do it, Rose?? Mum asks.
?Erm?it was just one time??
?Yes, but after one time, it?s hard to stop,? says Dad.
I feel sick ? my parents are sex addicts.
?It only takes one time before you?re hooked,? says Mum.
Yep, definitely going to throw up again.
?Tell us Rosie,? says Dad, ?who gave it to you??
/Gave it to me/? Oh?dear?Jesus. Parents /cannot/ be able to talk to

their kids that way ? that has to be at least borderline child abuse.
But not even a hint of embarrassment or even amusement crosses either of
my parents? faces. They?re bloody serious.
?Eh, it was Scorpius Malfoy,? I admit.
Mum and Dad look livid, but Dad more than Mum. He jumps up off the bed,
his face almost as red as his hair and bangs his fist against the wall ?
even Mum looks scared.
?That Malfoy git! I always /hated/ that bloody family!? he roars.
?Ron, calm down,? Mum asserts, but Dad continues to pace the room
frantically.
?It?s not just Scorpius? fault!? I cry.
?Rosie, that prat is going around?/dealing/?of course it?s his fault!?
What the hell is dealing? These 80?s kids have weird names for sex.
?We have to stop this before he deals to other girls,? says Mum.
?Would you /please/ just call it sex?? I yell.

Dad stops pacing and Mum looks like I?ve just hit her.
?What on earth are you talking about?? Mum asks breathlessly.
Oh god.
Kill me now.
Seriously, if there ever was a greater time to drop an atomic bomb on

this house, now would be it.
?W-what were /you/ talking about?? I ask meekly.
?We?I mean?well, your father and I?you?re on drugs, aren?t you??
I raise my eyebrows at them.
Oh, so that?s what they meant by ?dealing?.
?No I?m not!? I say indignantly, ?What do you take me for??
Mum and Dad look at one another. Dad?s now leaning up against the door,
rubbing his beard thoughtfully, yet he looks very stressed and confused.
?So?what were you going to tell us then if you?re not on drugs?? Dad asks.
It?s times like these I wish I /was/ on drugs.
At least they?d be prepared for that.
?Well?Mum?.Dad,? I say slowly, ?I?m?erm?pregnant.?
I never ever thought I?d have to say that sentence. Both of their faces
remain expressionless for a few moments, neither daring to talk or even
breathe. I look down at my hands and their shaking furiously ? I didn?t
even notice until now. It feels like about a day has past since I told
them at this stage, but they both have that same unresponsive look.
?Say something,? I say quietly after a few minutes.
?Tell me you?re joking,? says Mum in a very low voice. I shake my head
and sniff. She clasps her hand over her mouth as if she?s going to be
sick. She then starts pacing the room because she doesn?t know what else
to do.
?I didn?t think you were seeing Scorpius,? says Mum blankly, sitting
down beside me on the bed. I?m feeling a bit uncomfortable now ? she?s
close enough to choke me. It?s obvious that she doesn?t know what else
to say.
?I ? I?m not,? I admit, ?It was a s-spur of the moment thing. I w-wasn?t
thinking.?
For some reason, Mum has tears in her eyes too, but not ones of anger.
She doesn?t seem angry in the slightest. She seems?scared? I don?t know
if that?s the right word. But she?s definitely upset.
?My poor baby,? she whispers and grabs me into a tight hug.
Okay, I wasn?t expecting /this/.
She doesn?t let go of me for a while and we sit on the bed, holding each
other and crying. I?ve never felt as close and connected with Mum as I
do right now. When she finally lets me go, her eyes are all red and puffy.
Dad doesn?t say anything at all. He?s as pale as a ghost and it looks
like he?s about to collapse. Mum gets up and walks over to Dad, putting
her hand on his arm, but he pulls away and storms out of the room
without even looking at me.
?Oh dear,? says Mum.
?He?s not going to kill Scorpius, is he?? I ask fearfully. Mum shakes
her head.
?I don?t know. He?ll probably just go missing for a while,? she says
distantly, as if it?s the most normal thing in the world.
What the hell did I do to deserve this family?
?What do you mean?? I ask.
?Well?erm?when your Aunt Ginny got pregnant, Ron went missing for about
five hours. And then when I got pregnant, he was so scared of becoming a
parent that he went missing for about three days. Your Dad is?well, a
fairly simple man. He just needs his space.?
Seriously, what?s going on? It?s like my parents have been possessed by
ghosts ? my mum by a ghost that doesn?t seem to mind that her daughter
is pregnant and my dad by a ghost that runs away from pregnant people!
?It?s alright,? she says soothingly.
And at her words, I start to cry even more. She cradles me again and I
feel like I?m a little kid again after falling over and grazing my knee
with my mum comforting me, telling me I?m a brave little girl and it?ll
be alright. Except this time, it?s not going to be alright. Because
grazes heal and scars fade ? babies don?t just go away.
?You?ll have to tell Scorpius,? she says softly, ?He has a right to know.?
I know she?s right. I know I have to tell Scorpius. But the thing is, I
don?t really know Scorpius. I have no idea how he?d react to such news.
I?ve barely spoken to him sober before. Well, maybe I have at some
stage, but I?ve never had a significant conversation with the guy. How
can I just walk downstairs and ruin his life on Christmas Eve?
?You can leave your father and Hugo to me,? says Mum.
I nod at her and give her a hopefully grateful look. I can tell that
she?s still trying to get her head around the news, but she?s being
surprisingly cool about it. And believe me, ?cool? isn?t a word that?s
used to describe Hermione Weasley on a regular basis.
She gets up to leave, but as she goes to go out the door, she whips back
around and the look on her face tells me that the strict, overpowering
monster inside her wants to scream its head off at me. Luckily, Mum
manages to restrain it and leaves me alone in the bedroom.
She doesn?t speak to me for the remainder of Christmas Eve. I don?t

think she?s angry with me ? she?s got this air of disappointment
surrounding her now. I haven?t seen her this way since I was about five
years old and she and Dad had a massive argument. I have no idea to this
day what it was over ? all I remember is sitting on the stairs, cradling
Hugo in my arms and listening to them screaming at one another. But this
time it?s so much worse ? I know for sure it?s my fault this time.
Luckily, Dad doesn?t go missing, but we don?t see him at the Burrow for
the rest of the day. He went home after hearing the news, something that
I?m very thankful for. I was afraid he?d start yelling at Scorpius and
then I?d definitely have to tell him the truth. But he didn?t. We go
home and find him sitting alone in the living room, staring into
nothingness.
?Hugo, go to your room,? says Mum.

?You can?t tell me what to do!? he screams.
Mum glares at him. ?Do you want a bet?? she hisses. Hugo knows he can?t
win this argument, so storms up the stairs and slams his bedroom door
shut. How I wish I could do the same.
?Ron,? says Mum gently.
?Sorry,? Dad says, his voice unusually high, ?I just needed to get out
of there.?
Mum nods. I stay quiet and don?t dare to move.
?How could you be so stupid, Rosie?? Dad asks with a definite note of
disappointment in his voice.
?Dad, I?m sorry.?
?Have we taught you nothing?? he says, his voice now getting stronger,
?Have we really been such bad parents? Have you ever /heard/ of
contraception??
?I wasn?t thinking,? I say, my voice shaking.
?Well that part?s obvious!? he shouts. I?ve never seen him so

angry?well, not at /me/ anyway. It feels like there?s a golf ball stuck
in my throat and there are tears in my eyes, but I?m determined not to cry.
?I-?
?DON?T say you?re sorry again!?
?Ron, calm down,? says Mum.
?I WON?T CALM DOWN! You are sixteen years old, Rose! Do you have any
idea of the amount of responsibility being a parent is?? he roars.
?Ron!? Mum cries, ?You?re not helping! What?s done is done and we can?t
change it!?
?Yes, we can,? he says, ?There are ways.?
I know what he?s getting at.

?And you think getting an abortion is the answer?? I ask quietly, as
tears stream down my cheeks, ?You think that this will all go away if I
kill an innocent child??
?It?s not a child, it?s a bunch of cells, Rose!? Dad shouts.
?IT?S NOT A BUNCH OF CELLS!? I scream, ?I didn?t want to get pregnant,

but now that I am I?m not going to just run from it! I?m taking
responsibility. You don?t have the right to tell me what to do just
because you?re scared!?
?You?re taking responsibility?? he laughs bitterly, ?Really? So why

haven?t you told him yet??
?He has a name, you know!?
?I know,? Dad says resentfully, ?and it?s /Malfoy/.?
He says the word "Malfoy" as if it's contaminated.
?Grow up, Dad!? I shout, ?Just because Grandad hates Lucius Malfoy and
you hate Draco Malfoy doesn?t mean I should hate Scorpius too!?
I?m being slightly hypocritical considering Scorpius and I don?t

actually like each other, but this isn?t the time for technicalities.
?I?m not you!? I continue, ?Just like Scorpius isn?t his father!?
Dad looks livid ? I?ve never spoken to him like that before.
?Don?t take that tone with me,? he says (a classic parent?s line), ?I am
your father!?
?Well then start acting like it!? I cry, ?I don?t need you to tell me
how stupid I am, I already know that much!?
And I dramatically storm out and upstairs to my bedroom. It feels like

every drop of water in my body is being cried out right now. I can hear
Mum and Dad shouting at one another downstairs. Mum?s sticking up for me
while Dad?s going crazy, shouting at me to come downstairs. I stay where
I am. There?s a small knock on the door and Hugo comes in, looking
concerned.
?Are you okay?? he asks uncharacteristically. He comes and sits on my

bed and pats me awkwardly on the arm. I love that boy. I sit up and hug
him, thankful that he?s left his petty
?I?m-a-rebel-death-metal-head-emo? act safely in his bedroom and is
acting like an actual brother now.
?I?m sorry, Hugh,? I say, ?It?s my fault they?re fighting.?
?I know you?re pregnant,? says Hugo.
Oh.
?H-how??
He shrugs and smiles mischievously, revealing his over-sized front teeth

and looking uncannily like Mum.
?I hear things,? he says, ?Uncle George sent me a pair of Extendable

Ears in the post a few weeks back.?
?I?m sorry,? I say again.
?It?s okay, Rosie. You?re going to be okay. I?ll help you,? he says.
I?ve never heard Hugo sound more mature in my whole life. I?m so proud
to call him my brother.
?You?re the best little brother ever,? I say and smile at him.
?I know,? he says smugly, ?I?m pretty brilliant.?
?And so modest,? I add.
?That?s me,? he smiles.
?You won?t?you won?t tell anyone, right?? I ask.
?Of course I won?t.?
I really do have the coolest brother in the whole world. He pats my arm
one last time (god bless his awkwardness) and leaves me alone in my room
again. As he?s going out the door, Mum comes in. Her eyes are red and
swollen and she?s sniffing a lot.
?I?m sorry Mum,? I say and burst into tears.

?I know,? she says and sits down on the edge of my bed, ?you have to
stop apologising. It?s not going to change anything.?
She says it in a despondent way.
?Where?s Dad??
Mum shrugs. ?Gone for a walk.?
?Mum?could we not tell anyone about this yet?? I ask, ?Not even the
family??
?Suit yourself,? she sighs and gets up again. She walks out the door but
turns back before she closes it and says, ?Merry Christmas, Rose.?
She then turns off the light and shuts the door.
Some Christmas.
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*Chapter 5: A Blue Christmas and a Random New Year*
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On Christmas morning, I?m shaken awake by none other than Hugo. I

momentarily forget what day it is, but when I see him holding a small
box wrapped in golden paper, it all comes rushing back to me. It?s
Christmas Day and absolutely nothing is as it should be. Dad hates me,
Mum and Dad hate each other and I hate pretty much everyone ? except for
Hugo. That?s a quite a turn around when you think about it.
Hugo looks sort of distressed, almost like he?s feeling severely sorry
for me. I wish he wouldn?t, it?s just weird to have him act like he
cares about anything other than his favourite heavy metal band ?The
Death Metal Eaters?.
?Happy Christmas,? he says and hands me the small package.

?Thanks, Hugh,? I smile and open it up. It?s a beautiful charm bracelet,
silver, with lots of little charms hanging off it including a dog, a
stag and a werewolf ? the three Marauders we?ve been told so much about
over the years. I hug Hugo tightly.
?It?s meant to be lucky,? says Hugo, his voice muffled by my tight embrace.
?It?s beautiful, thank you.?
Hugo pushes me off and tells me to get up and come downstairs. I decide
that I can?t exactly hide out in my room all day, that life goes on and
no matter what happens I?m going to be forced to go to The Burrow and
face my entire family and Scorpius Malfoy.
Mum and Dad are both up when I go downstairs, though neither are
speaking. Hugo sits by the Christmas tree, opening presents. Even he
feels like he doesn?t have the right to be in a strop today. I join him
by the tree and open some of my own presents, but my heart?s not in it
and neither is Hugo?s. Usually we do this as a family, but Mum and Dad
don?t seem too interested. They?re in the kitchen, while we?re in the
sitting room, trying to avoid the awkward topic of my pregnancy.
I can?t take much more of this. I go into the kitchen and Mum and Dad
stop fighting under their breaths when I arrive. Mum smiles weakly at me
(very weakly) while Dad doesn?t even acknowledge me.
?Can we just act normal for today?? I ask, ?It?s Christmas.?
Mum nods, but Dad says nothing.
?Ron,? Mum warns, ?she?s right.?
?Whatever,? he says, strongly resembling Hugo when he?s in a mood.
?Let?s just try to have a nice Christmas,? says Mum, ?we can deal with
this another time.?
Again, Dad says nothing.
?Ronald!?
?FINE!? he shouts and storms out of the kitchen.
?And a Happy Christmas to you too!? I shout after him.

I?m so happy by the time we arrive at the Burrow. Here, I can escape
Dad?s death glares, Mum?s disappointed sighs and Hugo?s sympathetic
glances. Mum reassured me before we came that Dad isn?t going to breathe
a word to anyone about my pregnancy, so I can relax. Well, relax as much
as possible. Which isn?t much these days.
The Delacour-Weasley?s are already here (it?s much easier to call them
by that name because there?s too many Weasley?s), which means I have Dom
to talk to. The Johnson-Weasley?s arrive shortly after us, the
Smith-Weasley?s a little later (as in Uncle Percy?s lot) and once Uncle
Charlie arrives, it?s just a matter of waiting for the Potter?s.
And they arrive and it?s all kisses and flowers and puppies and fake
smiles on my part. Harry gives me a hug and slips me a few galleons
along with my Christmas present ? he tends to spoil me because I?m his
goddaughter. Then again, Teddy?s his godson and I don?t see him slipping
Teddy a few galleons. Maybe he did when Teddy was younger.
Wouldn?t it just be so /cute/ if Harry Potter?s godson and goddaughter

were to get married? Or is that a kind of incest? I don?t think it is ?
I better read up on that.
?Happy Christmas,? I hear a voice say from behind me. I turn around to
face Scorpius, who is towering over me and I?m so shocked that he?s
actually speaking to me (again) that all I can do is say ?yes?.
Smooth.
?Um, I mean, Happy Christmas,? I say stupidly, but I doubt he?s heard me
because he and Al shuffle into the sitting room.
?Happy Christmas, Red!? James shouts at me from the other side of the
kitchen and every red head turns to look at him ? which is practically
everyone.
?Happy Christmas to /all/ the Reds!? he exclaims.
It?s quite an enjoyable day up until lunchtime. This is mainly because

I?m avoiding Mum and Dad. Dad?s going around with a face like a slapped
arse and when people ask him what?s wrong, he makes up something about
not feeling well.
Right now, James and Al are discussing Quidditch tactics with Uncle
Charlie. Uncle Charlie was captain of the Gryffindor house team when he
was at Hogwarts, so James and Al often go to him for advice on
captaining their own teams (Gryffindor and Slytherin obviously). That?s
a bit strange considering their own father was also a Quidditch captain
and their mum played on a national team. But I suppose kids just don?t
like taking advice off their own parents. It?s much cooler to seek
advice from a guy who chases dragons for a living. As I half-listen to
Uncle Charlie planning out various seeker positions, Dom flounces into
the room and throws herself down on the couch beside me.
?Rose, I have to talk to you,? says Dom and she looks really excited.
?About what??
She grabs my wrist and leads me out into the hall. We sit down on the
stairs, and she?s bouncing up and down with excitement.
?You?ll never guess who I hooked up with,? she grins.
?Who?? I say, now getting excited too. I?m a sucker for gossip.
?Guess,? she says.
?Erm?oh, is it Peter Hannigan?? I ask.
?Nope!?
?Simon Longbottom??
?Ew, no!?
?Simon?s a nice guy,? I say, feeling slightly sorry for him because he?s
a bit of a weirdo. But Mum makes me be nice to him because his dad is a
friend of the family.
?Keep guessing!?
?I don?t know?one of the Scamander twins??
?Rose, they?re 14! You?re never going to guess!? she says exasperatedly,
?Shall I tell you??
?Yes please,? I say.
?Okay?it?s Scorpius!?
So she?s the girlfriend Lily was talking about then. I?m feeling
slightly light-headed now. Do ALL of my female relations fancy him???
?Say something!? Dom exclaims.
?I?have to?go?somewhere,? I say and run into the kitchen and out the
back door.
I can feel tears in my eyes and I don?t know why. It?s not like I have
any right to be upset, not really. It?s not like Scorpius and I are
together, or ever were or ever will be. It?s just strange, I suppose.
This whole damn situation is a mess! Here I am, sitting outside (in the
snow, I might add), crying my eyes out over a boy that I don?t even
like! It?s as if my emotions have become so fragile lately that the
slightest little tip will send me over the edge. I used to be such a
level-headed person. I never used to cry over stupid, insignificant
details. In fact, the only time I ever really cried was when our dog,
Padfoot, died last year. I cried solidly for a week then.
Thankfully, Dom hasn?t followed me out of the house, but it appears that
someone else noticed my quick departure. Teddy is walking over to me,
looking very concerned. His eyes are blue today and his hair is blood
red, but his facial features are pretty much the same as always.
?Hiya Rosie,? he says sweetly, sitting down beside me on the snow

covered bench.
?Teddy, why do I bother getting up in the morning?? I groan.
?What?s happened??
?Everything!? I whine, ?Mum and Dad know that I?m?/you know/?and now Dad
hates me, Mum?s being all?pensive and weird and stuff, Hugo?s actually
being friendly and?and?now Dom is going out with Scorpius!?
Teddy puts a comforting arm around me, which makes my heart beat about a
thousand times faster than what is considered healthy.
?Rosie, I?m sure your dad doesn?t hate you. He?s probably just upset for
you, that?s all. And it?s a good thing that your mum and Hugo are being
cool about it, right? And?since when has Dom been going out with Scorpius??
?I don?t know. She just told me a few minutes ago. Nothing?s as it

should be, Teddy. I?m completely done for.?
Teddy stays quiet for a few minutes and I can tell that he secretly
agrees with me, even if he doesn?t want to say so. My life is over
before it?s begun. How sad is that? Even Teddy knows it. Even Dad knows it.
"Why do you care if Dom is going out with Scorpius?" Teddy asks.
Then I realise - Teddy doesn't know Scorpius is the father. Darn it.
"Scorpius is the dad," I say.
Although Teddy indeed looks a bit taken aback by this new information,
he says nothing and I'm thankful for that.
?Life would be so much simpler if I were to hurl myself off a cliff,? I

say, perhaps being a bit dramatic.
?Look George Bailey, don?t make me pull an ?It?s A Wonderful Life? on

your ass,? says Teddy. I laugh ? that?s my favourite film of all time.
Trust Teddy to remember that.
He brings me back inside when he notices how much I?m shaking.

Thankfully, nobody seemed to have noticed that we were gone or else I?d
be facing some questioning as to why I was sitting out in the snow,
crying. At least I have Teddy ? he?s the one star in my cloudy sky. And
maybe some day he?ll realise how much of a tool my cousin Victoire is
and then he?ll dump her and marry me.
And maybe some day a bloody Flobberworm will be elected minister for magic.
?Dinner?s ready!? Nana exclaims and we all cram around the table in the
overcrowded kitchen of the Burrow. I now have to avoid Scorpius, Lily
and Dom, so I sit in between James and Teddy. It?s quite sickening
actually ? Teddy and Victoire are holding hands under the table. I
suppose I can just talk to James?
?Pull my finger!?
Oh god, why was I born into a nut house? Did I do something in a

previous life to deserve this?
Was I HITLER???
Fred is laughing hysterically at James? ?pull my finger? joke.

Seriously, James is eighteen, I?m starting to think that he could have
some serious mental issues. But when I mention this to Uncle Harry, he
just laughs it off. Oh well, maybe he?s just in denial.
Dinner is as amazing as it is every year. There?s enough to feed two
armies here ? that turkey must have been on steroids or something, you
should see the size of it. On top of that, there?s about six different
kinds of potato, an entire ham, cranberry sauce, stuffing, vegetables ?
but guess what? I?m not hungry. In fact, the smell of the gravy is
making me feel nauseous.
?England are out of the Five Nations Quidditch Cup, can you believe it
Red?? James says to me, a large dollop of cranberry sauce hanging from
the side of his mouth.
?I think I?m going to vomit,? I cry and run upstairs to the bathroom. As
I go, I hear James say, ?I know, it?s ridiculous!?
I hear Mum coming up the stairs and she knocks gently on the door.
Before I even tell her to come in, she opens the door. I?m kneeling on
the floor beside the toilet, tears streaming down my cheeks. Mum picks
me up and sits me on the side of the bath. She conjures up a glass of
water, which I take gratefully.
?I?ve told everyone you have a tummy bug,? says Mum blandly.
?Thanks,? I say.
Silence.
?Mum?does Dad hate me?? I ask.
?No,? she says, but it?s hard to know if she?s telling the truth, ?He?s
just in shock.?
?I?m sorry I?ve ruined Christmas.?
?Just stop it Rose!? Mum snaps, ?Stop with your ridiculous apologies!
It?s done now, okay? Saying sorry doesn?t change anything! I?ve tried my
best to be understanding and helpful, but I?m at the end of my tether at
this stage!?
I nod and despite myself, I start to cry even more. But Mum doesn?t hug
me or even acknowledge my tears, she just sits stiffly beside me on the
edge of the bath. After a few minutes, she gets up without saying
anything and leaves the bathroom. And I can?t shake that feeling that
it?s not just my own life that I?ve ruined.
The next week makes me want to curl up and die. I spend most of my time
in my bedroom doing my homework until eventually I have no more homework
left to do so I start studying for my end of year exams. That officially
makes me the biggest loser in Hogwarts. But it?s much easier to stay in
my room and out of my parents? way because they just make me feel like
I?ve committed some sort of unforgivable crime every time they look at me.
Dom has called around almost every day this week. Since my incident on
Christmas Day, my whole family think I have some sort of illness so
they?re all being extra nice to me ? that is except for my parents. One
of the days Victoire and Teddy came with her and I couldn?t help but
wish that Uncle Bill had never met Fleur Delacour. Then neither Teddy
nor Scorpius would be dating a Delacour-Weasley (because they wouldn?t
exist) and I wouldn?t want to stick my head in the oven every time they
swish their long blonde Veela hair in my face. Why did my mum have to be
a lousy Muggleborn? There?s nothing special about them. Dom and
Victoire?s great grandmother was a Veela, meaning she?s completely
gorgeous and nearly every guy in the world wants to go out with her.
Teddy?s mum was a metamorphmagus meaning that he?s one too so he can
choose his level of handsomeness. What do I have? Oh yes, dry, bushy red
hair and a couple of freckles scattered over my nose. Yay, let?s all
sing the bloody Dixie.
On New Years Eve, Mum announces to me and Hugo that we are going to
Uncle Harry and Aunt Ginny?s for the night. They?re having some big
party and are inviting practically everyone they know. Harry and Ginny?s
house is massive (I?m talking three floors, not including the attic and
the basement). I?ve always loved staying at the Potters?. It?s not even
because they?re house is so amazing, it?s because there?s always
something fun to do at the Potter house. That?s probably due to the fact
that James and Al live there ? Harry calls them the new Marauders. They
have been known to blow up a bedroom on occasion, which is why Harry no
longer lets them stay in the same room, even if there are guests staying
over. Al came very close to losing a limb last time.
We arrive at Chez Potter at around half nine and already the place is
packed with people I have never seen before in my life. There are quite
a few Hogwarts students here and one teacher, Professor Longbottom. Of
course we just call him Neville outside of school. It would just be
weird for Hugo to call his own godfather ?Professor Longbottom?. There
are loads of people from the ministry here too. That?s where Uncle
Harry, Mum and Dad work. There?s this one guy, McLaggen, who?s about the
same age as Mum and Dad, but nobody seems to like him much, not even
Harry and Ginny. Why he?s here is completely beyond me. Maybe it was one
of those awkward situations where they were inviting people to the party
and McLaggen happened to walk in, so they couldn?t very well tell him
not to come. By the dirty looks Dad is shooting him, I?m guessing that?s
what happened. McLaggen?s quite drunk at the minute and keeps winking at
Mum ? I?m positive I saw her gag earlier on.
Couples are as common as STDs among slutty Hufflepuffs in the Potter

house tonight. Teddy and Victoire are being as sickeningly sickening as
usual ? he hasn?t even spoken to me since I?ve arrived, apart from when
he said ?Wotcher Rosie!? when I first came in. And now Dom and Scorpius
are turning out to be as bad as them. Dom waved at me when I arrived ?
seriously, she just waved and then went off with Scorpius for the rest
of the night. James and Fred are off chatting up McLaggen?s two
daughters (who are probably about twenty, so the boys don?t stand a
chance), Al?s new girlfriend Jenny Winters is here (a really annoying
Ravenclaw who thinks she?s above everyone else) and even Molly has
someone to kiss when the clock strikes twelve! Yes, he?s probably about
fourteen and yes, he?s got a severe stammer and yes, he?s a squib but
hey, it?s better than nothing, right?
Maybe I should just go buy some cats and spend New Years with them.
At around a quarter to twelve, my annoyance reaches its peak. It?s that

time when the adults (and James and Fred) are all slightly tipsy, people
are getting excited about the countdown and the game of charades has
begun ? in other words, it?s time for me to go and hide out in Al?s
room. I don?t bother knocking, but I regret that instantly considering I
didn?t know that Scorpius was actually in the room?I forgot he was
staying here. How on earth could I have forgotten that?
?Oh, um, sorry,? I mumble.
?Oh, it?s okay,? he says, ?I was just getting something out of my trunk.?
I nod awkwardly. He reaches into his trunk and grabs a jumper with the
letter ?S? on the front and throws it on. It?s obviously one that Nana
made for him for Christmas. It?s kind of sad that he actually wears
them. I usually give mine to the homeless folk who live down at the
riverbank. They have at least twelve Weasley jumpers between them. If
only Nana knew.
?Are you having fun?? he asks.
?Yeah, it?s a laugh a minute down there,? I say sarcastically. He

laughs?well actually, it?s not really a laugh. He kind of tilts his head
to the side, smiles and makes a ?pfft? noise. It?s a bit strange.
?So you and Dom then?? I say.
Why the hell did I just say that sentence fragment?
?Erm, yeah,? he says, ruffling his blonde hair, ?about that??
?Whatever,? I say quickly. I don?t want him to think that I?m in any way
bothered by the fact that he?s with my cousin ? even though I am.
?I meant to talk to you about it,? he says, but I know he?s lying.
?Come off it,? I say, ?like we ever talk.?

He raises his eyebrows at me.
?And that?s my fault?? he says heatedly.
?I never said that.?
?You implied it,? he mutters.
?You were the one who ignored me after?? I trail off. He knows what I mean.
?What?? he says incredulously, ?/I/ ignored /you/? You were the one who
said ?ooh let?s not tell anyone!??
?Okay, first of all, I don?t talk like that,? I say in response to his
very bad high-pitched impression of me, ?and secondly, I thought you
were regretting the whole thing considering you were drunk
when?it?happened!?
?Yeah well I regret nothing! I wasn?t that drunk, you know. You make it
sound like I never liked you.?
?Well?erm?? I stutter, ?That?s??
?Are you saying you regret what happened?? he asks.
YES.
Okay, maybe not /fully/. But the not using protection thing is a big
regret!
He /liked/ me?
Before I can answer?
His lips are on mine. How the hell did this happen? Oh Merlin he?s got
soft lips! I put my arms around his neck and his hands are placed
carefully and lightly on my waist, as if awaiting the right moment to
move either up or down. My heart?s racing?he must be able to feel it
beating so furiously, our bodies are so close together. He pulls me even
closer and the kiss becomes more passion-filled than before. My hand
wanders into his blonde hair ? it?s so silky and smooth?I wonder what
conditioner he uses.
Not the time, Rose!

Then, after a few moments, the kiss becomes more relaxed, but it doesn?t
stop. We pull away from each other, but only for a second before we?re
back to kissing as if our lives depend on it?as if there?s nobody else
in the world?as if there aren?t about fifty drunken idiots downstairs
playing charades and shouting ?/Film! Two/ /words!?/
It?s just Scorpius and me?like it was last time. Except?it?s not just
Scorpius and me.
What about Dom?
I push him off me, our lips are red and swollen and I think we?re both a
bit shocked by what?s just happened.
?What about Dom?? I whisper, my hand clasped over my mouth. I?m

horrified at what I?ve just done. His eyes widen in realisation.
?Rose?I??
?Just go,? I say, ?before we do something stupid.?
He looks like he?s going to say something else, but I?m half-thankful,
half-disappointed when he leaves without saying another word. But if
he?d stayed a moment longer, I know we would have been back kissing like
a pair of idiots again.
And for the life of me, I have no idea why.
/5?4?3?2?1! Happy New Year! /

I sit on Al?s bed, very much alone as the New Year is rung in
downstairs. And I wonder if anybody has actually noticed that I?m not
there. Apparently someone has because the door of Al?s room opens and in
walks?
Scorpius.
He didn?t return back downstairs to be with Dom after all. He walks over
to Al?s bed, takes my hand and pulls me into standing position. He then
bends down and kisses me so deeply that I forget that I even have a
cousin called Dom for those few seconds.
?Happy New Year, Rose,? he whispers when we break apart.
?Go,? I say, feeling my eyes brim with tears, ?please.?
And this time, he really does leave.

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*Chapter 6: Going Home*
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I?m so glad that tomorrow I will be returning to Hogwarts after the

worst Christmas break in history. Sometimes I think that I?m doing so
much destruction to my entire family that I should just move to a far
off country like...Cuba? Yes, Cuba. Then everyone would be a lot
happier. I?d probably even be happier ? a single British teenage witch
mother living in communist Cuba?what could be better?
I can?t look Dom in the face since New Years Eve. I have this horrible
guilty feeling in the pit of my stomach every time she smiles at me or
is nice to me. She?s not only my cousin, she?s my best friend and I?ve
betrayed her. I know that I?m pregnant with her boyfriend?s kid, but at
least I could have told her that that had happened before they were
together. Now I really have royally screwed up.
Luckily I haven?t seen Scorpius since the party. According to Al he had

to go back to his parents? house because of some family issues that he
didn?t feel like discussing. Oh well, every cloud has a silver lining,
right? True, it?s quite a dark cloud and the silver lining is so thin
that you can barely see it, but it?s there.
Speaking of family issues, I think my parents are on the verge of

killing one another. Not one day has passed in the last week without a
shouting match between the two of them. I?m starting to consider doing
what Hugo does and blaring my music so loud that it drowns out their
furious roars at one another. And they?re not even fighting over my
pregnancy anymore. They fight over everything. And it?s obvious that
there?s something else at the root of their argument that neither is
mentioning.
Right now, I?m in my room packing my trunk for tomorrow. Mum and Dad are
screaming as usual, so I?m singing ?Tomorrow? from the musical Annie to
drown them out. I?m also trying to concentrate on the packing (and of
course the lyrics of the song) to take my mind off Scorpius. Because
he?s pretty much all I?ve thought about all day and I can?t figure out
why. This time two weeks ago, I was fine. I had no impure thoughts about
him, I didn?t know I was pregnant, I could talk and laugh and joke with
Dom until the cows came home. But now my heart does this little flutter
thing when I think of him, but I?m putting that down to heartburn and
nothing else.
Why did the fricking cows have to come home?
?GET OUT!?
Oh dear. I haven?t heard Mum scream like that since?well, around ten
years ago. I shut up singing and I hear that Hugo has turned off his
music. We both open our bedroom doors at the same time and look at one
another, mirroring each others look of fright. We creep to the top of
the stairs to get a view of what?s going on. Mum and Dad are standing in
the hallway. Mum?s face is red and blotchy, Dad looks really angry and
they?re both facing each other with their wands drawn.
?Get out of my house,? Mum says steadily.
?This is my house too!? Dad shouts back.
?We?ll see what the lawyers have to say about that,? she hisses.
?The lawyers?? Hugo whispers and I shush him.
?Stop threatening me with the lawyers, Hermione. Do you think that just
because you work in the Law Enforcement Department that they?ll let
/you/ keep the kids??
?You?re not fit to be their father!? Mum screams, ?Look how you?ve been
treating Rose over the past few weeks!?
?It?s not my fault she?s taking after you,? Dad snaps.
I have no idea what he means by that, but Mum looks really offended and
slaps Dad so hard across the cheek that she has to cradle her own hand
afterwards.
?Violence,? Dad says, rubbing his cheek, ?you wait til your ?lawyers?
hear about this.?
?Shut up,? Mum hisses, ?and get out of my house.?
?Stop being so dramatic!?
?GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!?
Her voice echoes around the whole house for a moment, followed by a
deafening silence. Dad?s breathing very heavily and he looks like he?s
about to start shouting again, but he just storms past Mum and out of
the house, slamming the front door so hard behind him that the picture
of Mum and Dad on their wedding day falls from the wall and smashes to
pieces. Mum looks at the broken picture, turns around and storms into
the living room without bothering to fix it.
?What the hell was that?? Hugo whispers to me. I shrug and shake my head.
?I?m going to go talk to her,? I decide and walk down the stairs, half
knowing that this is one of the worst ideas I?ve ever had, including
sleeping with Scorpius Malfoy then refusing to tell him of my pregnancy
and then making out with him.
Mum?s sitting on the couch with her face in her hands and sobbing so
hard that it sounds as if she can?t breathe properly. It?s hard to know
if she?s noticed that I?m in the room or if she?s just ignoring me. I
cautiously sit down beside her and wonder if this could possibly be the
end of my parents? marriage. I?ve always known that our family was very
far from perfect, like all families. But we always stuck by one another
and that alone gave me hope. Now I?m not so sure that Mum and Dad can
come through an argument like this one.
?Mum?? I say gently. She jumps and looks very surprised to see me
sitting beside her. Apparently she hadn?t noticed my entrance.
?Rose,? she sobs, ?go back upstairs.?
I stay where I am. Even though I know she?s ready to lash out at me, I
also know that she can?t be alone right now. Part of me wants to ask the
endless list of questions that is forming in my brain and another part
of me wants to go and find Dad and kick his ass. But I do neither. I go
out to the kitchen, which is joined on to the sitting room and make Mum
a cup of tea. I don?t know why I?m doing this, it?s just what adults do
when they?re upset. It?s as if a cup of tea can solve all the world?s
problems. Seriously, why didn?t Uncle Harry and Mum and Dad just sit
Voldemort down with a cup of tea all those years ago instead of going
through all that Horcrux crap? Things would have been a lot easier. But
maybe Voldemort just didn?t like tea.
I?m sort of trailing off the point here.
I make the cup of tea and bring it into Mum. She doesn?t take it so I
set it down on the coffee table (on a coaster of course, because if I
didn?t she?d probably eat me alive). We both sit in silence. Mum has
stopped crying on the outside, but her eyes tell a different story. They
show a lot of inner turmoil that is quite clearly suppressed in her and
if she doesn?t let it out, she?s going to do herself some serious
damage. I scoot closer to her, but she shows no sign of acknowledging my
presence. She?s staring distantly towards the fireplace and far beyond
it. I have no idea where her mind is at right now.
?I?m sorry,? she says eventually.
?Don?t be sorry,? I say quickly.
She shakes her head and a single tear rolls down her cheek as she sniffs.
?It?s my fault,? she whispers.
?It?s Dad?s fault too!? I exclaim.
Mum shakes her head. I don?t understand what she means by that, but I
don?t ask. It?s not like she?d tell me anyway.
?Go to bed,? she says, ?please, Rose.?
I don?t argue even though every little part of me wants to. I leave her
on her own in the living room, staring absent-mindedly ahead of her but
seeing nothing. Hugo?s still sitting on the stairs. I sit down beside
him. He looks at me as if he?s looking for some sort of reassurance or
comfort from me, but I just shrug and shake my head. He sighs heavily
and returns to his bedroom without saying another word.
This Christmas break has just got a whole lot worse.
When I woke up this morning, I forgot about what had happened last
night. That is until I saw my trunk packed at the end of my bed and
realised that today I am going back to Hogwarts. I love those few
seconds in oblivion when you first wake up and forget your own name or
what gender you are. It?s a time when you don?t have to worry that your
Mum threw your Dad out of the house last night. It?s a glorious few
seconds when you don?t even think about the new life growing inside you,
or how that life came to be. You don?t even think of the terribly
confusing feelings you have for Scorpius Malfoy or the inexplicable
guilt you carry around with you for betraying your own cousin.
Unfortunately, those few seconds have to end and when all of these
realisations hit you at half nine in the morning, it?s worse than a
thousand Firewhiskey hangovers. I drag myself out of bed and get
dressed, although I feel a bit weird about leaving Mum in this state.
She obviously can?t be on her own while she?s going through so much
pain. I hurry down the stairs and plan to contact Uncle Harry and Aunt
Ginny so they can come and look after Mum while Hugo and I are away. But
I don?t have to get in contact with them, because they?re already here.
Well, Uncle Harry is anyway, with James, Al and Lily. Hugo?s eating his
breakfast while James and Al are talking in hushed tones. Harry smiles
weakly at me when I come into the kitchen.
?Where?s Mum?? is my first question.
?She?s in bed,? says Harry, ?she needs some rest.?
I know what that means ? she perhaps hit the wine a bit too hard last
night. Apparently my cup of tea didn?t solve everything.
?I?m taking you and Hugo to Kings Cross,? Harry continues.
?Where?s my dad?? asks Hugo. James and Al shut up quickly and Harry
looks really awkward.
?He?s at your house, isn?t he?? I say before Harry has the chance to
answer. The obvious look on James and Al?s faces is a dead give away.
And I should have known that Dad would go to his best friend?s and
sister?s house. Harry looks like he?s sorry, even though I know he won?t
want to take sides in this argument. After all, Mum is his best friend too.
We all climb into Uncle Harry?s car, which has been magically expanded
to fit everyone in the back along with all of our trunks, and make our
way towards Kings Cross Station. Lily is being unusually quiet and I get
the impression that she?s in a bit of a mood.
?Lils, did you remember your wand?? asks Uncle Harry as we turn onto the
main road.
?Yeah, do you think I?m completely stupid?? she snaps.
Uncle Harry looks a little afraid of his teenage daughter so he shuts

up. Okay, so she?s in a really bad mood. She is picking the pink nail
varnish off her nails at such a ferocious rate that I?m pretty sure
she?s just going to rip her fingernails off any second now. When we
arrive at Kings Cross, we all stumble out of the car, grab our trunks
and cross through the barrier to platform 9 and ¾. I wait as Harry hugs
each of his children and Hugo before going to hug my godfather myself.
?Look after Mum and Dad,? I say when we?re finished hugging.
?Don?t worry about them, Rosie,? says Harry, ?They?ve been fighting for
the last twenty years. They?ll come round eventually.?
He smiles at me, ruffles my hair (because he knows how much is annoys

me) so I push him playfully before boarding the Hogwarts Express. I wave
at him out the door and go to find a compartment with my cousins.
?Rose.?
I turn around to see who has just called my name and my heart
momentarily stops beating when I see the tall blonde haired idiot that
has been taking over every single one of my thoughts for the last week
or so. I wonder would he notice if I just jumped out the window of the
now moving train?
?Hi,? I say weakly, ?um, I have to go.?
?No,? says Scorpius, ?we need to talk.?
?Look, you don?t have to worry, I?m not going to tell Dom about...what
happened, okay??
I make to push past him, but he grabs my hand and drags me into an empty
compartment.
?What the hell do you think you?re doing?? I hiss. Dom could appear at
any second and this kid is acting like a total maniac!
?Just listen, yeah?? he says, closing the door of the compartment.
?Look, if you?try anything?I?ll scream!? I say stupidly. He raises his

eyebrows and then grins mischievously at me.
?I?m not going to attack you, Weasley. Calm down,? he says casually,
leaning up against the door with his arms folded.
?What do you want?? I snap.
?Geez, would you chill out? Time of the month??
Hmm, try PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!

?Shut up, Malfoy. I?m not in the mood for you today,? I say.
?You were in the mood for me on New Years,? he says quietly, a really
annoying smile on his attractive (yet completely infuriating) face.
?/You/ kissed /me/!? I whisper furiously, ?And it was a complete

mistake! How could you do it to Dom??
Yes, I am trying to use him as a scapegoat, but I don?t really care

right now.
?How could /you/ do it to her? She?s /your/ cousin! She?s /your/ best
friend! She and I are barely even going out,? says Scorpius.
?It didn?t look like that to me,? I say. I hope I don?t sound jealous
because I?m not. (Well, maybe I am but he doesn?t need to know that.)
?You?re so annoying, do you know that Weasley?? he says.
?The words ?pot?, ?kettle? and ?black? spring to mind!? I cry, ?If I?m
so annoying, why don?t you just leave me alone??
?Because I can?t!? he hisses, ?I want to, believe me.?
I have no idea what he?s talking about. He?s looking at me as if he?s

waiting for some sort of reply, but I have none.
?I have to go find Al and James,? I say, ?get out of my way.?
?That?s it, just run away,? he says angrily.
?That?s rich coming from you! You?re the one who ran home after the New
Years Eve party. You?re the one who avoided me after James? party back
in October. So just shut your mouth and look at yourself before you say
shit like that to me!?
I push past him and run out of the compartment, still fuming from the
heated argument. I find James and Al sitting in a compartment with Dom,
Louis, Hugo, Lily, Fred and Roxanne. Where Uncle Percy?s lot are, I have
no idea and I don?t much care. I?m not really in the mood to hear Molly
going on about her squib boyfriend. Dom jumps up and hugs me when I come
into the compartment. Hugo looks at me with his eyebrows raised. I try
to ignore him.
?Rose! How are you? Are you feeling better now?? she asks.
?Yeah,? I say, ?much better, thanks.?
?Have you seen Scorpius around?? she asks.
?Eh-?
?Alright guys,? I hear Malfoy say from behind me. (Yes, he?s ?Malfoy?
now. Scorpius is a ridiculous name anyway. And if he insists on calling
me ?Weasley? then I?ll surname the hell out of him.)
Dom jumps on her boyfriend and gives him a long, deep, stomach-turning
kiss. Everyone in the compartment makes gagging faces, but I think
mine?s the only one that?s actually real ? the rest are joking. James
coughs and makes a noise that sounds very much like ?get a room?. Dom
and Malfoy sit down and Malfoy ends up sitting beside me. Seriously,
someone up there must really hate me.
?So are Gryffindor all ready for the match next week?? Al asks in a
patronising tone.
?We?re going to kick you?re scrawny Slytherin ass, bro,? says James
casually. Malfoy snorts.
?Dream on, Jamsie,? says Malfoy.
?We always kick your asses at Quidditch,? I snap, maybe a bit harshly.
Everyone looks at me in a weird way so I shut up.
?That?s before I was captain,? says Al, ?things are going to change!?
Damn right they?re going to change. Gryffindor are going to lose their
keeper (because let?s face it, I won?t be able to play in a matter of
months) and Slytherin are likely to lose their seeker when people find
out that I?m pregnant ? like I?ve said before, Malfoy?s life is on the
line.
?Yeah, but you?re forgetting that we?ve got the best captain in the
history of Hogwarts,? says James smugly, ?me!?
?Game on, bitch,? says Al. This time he?s the one to get all the weird
looks. ?Sorry.?
The Quidditch talk continues as the train speeds further north. I?m
sitting in between Fred and Malfoy, feeling most uncomfortable. I really
have to pee, but I?m going to hold it until we get to the castle because
I don?t want to have to stand up and draw attention to myself. Soon the
subject of Quidditch changes to romance and I wish that someone would
change it back again. Lily?s looking completely poisonous as she watches
Dom and Malfoy wrapped around each other. I feel no sympathy for her ?
at least she doesn?t have to sit beside them.
?You?d /well/ do Laura Phelps,? Fred says and the boys all nod in
agreement. Laura Phelps is the epitome of Pandora (as in the chick from
the Pandora?s Box myth). She?s beautiful but completely stupid and pure
evil. Dom and I share a dormitory with her at Hogwarts. She gets up
every morning at about half five to do sit ups (because Merlin forbid
she?s get anything other than muscle on her stomach) and then she spends
the rest of the time getting ready for class ? in other words, doing her
long brown hair perfectly and applying make-up. She?s so stupid, it?s
actually worrying. I mean, in second year we were learning how to duel
and she held her wand back ways, resulting in her own hospitalisation
for about two weeks. Stupid isn?t the word for her. And she hates my
guts. I?m not quite sure why because let?s face it, I?m lovely.
?How about you, Red?? James asks me, ?Who have you got your eye on??
Oh no. Everyone is looking at me. Maybe I should go pee now. But then
Malfoy will think I?m running from the question. Damn, he?s looking at me.
?Erm?nobody,? I say, even though technically I have my eye on two

people, both who are out of bounds and going out with a
Delacour-Weasley. Why the hell did Uncle Bill have to have kids?
By the time the train reaches Hogsmeade station, I?m extremely warm, my
bladder is ready to burst and I feel sick from the travelling. I don?t
bother waiting for everyone else before running off the train and
boarding the first carriage I see that will take me to the castle. The
Scamander twins are in the same carriage as me, discussing some weird,
non-existent thing that I?ve never heard of. Lorcan and Lysander
Scamander are fourth year Slytherins. Their mum, Luna Scamander, is a
really close friend of my parents so I know the twins quite well. I
still haven?t got the foggiest what their on about most of the time though.
?Oh, hello Rose,? says Lorcan, ?did you have a nice Christmas??
?Exceptional,? I say sarcastically, but of course the twins don?t pick

up on it, ?how about you??
?It was fine,? says Lysander, ?Mum got me a book all about Cryptids.?
I don?t bother asking what the hell they are because quite frankly I
don?t really care.
?That?s nice,? I say distantly.

?Did you hear about the new Minister for Magic, Roger Davies?? asks
Lorcan, ?Apparently his great grandfather was half sphinx. I?ve always
thought there was something off about him.?
Why won?t this bloody carriage go any faster? The twins are rambling on
about Blargles or Nargles or some other random word that I?m fairly sure
they just made up off the top of their heads. The carriages finally pull
up outside the castle and I wave goodbye to Lorcan and Lysander.
Seriously, those boys are the strangest pair I?ve ever met in my life,
and I?ve met some strange people.
I?m the first into the castle. It sounds as if dinner is still going on
in the Great Hall, but I head straight towards the Gryffindor Tower. I?m
running fairly fast (seriously, if I don?t get to a bathroom pronto I?m
going to end up soiling the corridors) and I run straight into an
over-sized groundskeeper ? Hagrid. Don?t get me wrong, I love Hagrid to
pieces, but I seriously need to pee right now, so this isn?t the best time.
?Alrigh? Rosie? How was yer Christmas??
?It was great,? I lie, ?um, Hagrid, d?you mind-?
?How?s yer Mum n? Dad? I haven? seen ?em in ages,? he smiles fondly at
the thought of them.
Instead of replying in a sardonic way by saying ?/on the brink of

divorce, but hangin? in there/,? I just say, ?They?re great, but d?you
mind if-?
?Seems like on?y yesterday they were yer age, fightin? and arguin? all
the time!?
?Not much has changed then,? I say darkly, but Hagrid laughs because he
thinks I?m joking. I?m now dancing from side to side to try and stop
myself thinking about my overburdened bladder. Hagrid probably thinks
I?m on drugs ? just like Mum and Dad thought I was. Do I really give off
that vibe?
?It?s funny how time flies, isn? it?? says Hagrid, ?Can?t believe yer
nearly seventeen, Rosie! I remember when Ron and Hermione first told me
they were gettin? married! ?Course we all saw it comin?, those two were
made for each other, weren? they??
If only you knew, Hagrid my friend.
?Em, Hagrid, d?you mind if I-?

?Hagrid!?
James, Al and Lily come running up the stairs to greet Hagrid.
?How?s me favourite godson?? Hagrid beams at Al. I take this opportunity

to run like the wind up to the Gryffindor tower. I drop my luggage in
the common room and run up to the sixth year girls? dormitory and over
to the bathroom. But the bloody door is locked! I knock on it endlessly
until eventually it opens to reveal a very annoyed Laura Phelps.
?Where?s the wire?? she says coolly.
?It?s where?s the fire, not where?s the wire,? I say, marvelling at her
stupidity. I run into the bathroom and slam the door behind me.
Having fully relieved myself, I come back out of the bathroom. Laura is
sitting on her bed, reading a book (a picture book no doubt) but she
looks up when she hears the door of the bathroom opening.
?So you?re back then,? she says.
?Aren?t you very observant?? I reply mockingly.
She rolls her eyes and she has that familiar look on her face that tells
me that she?s trying to think up a good insult for me. Then after about
five minutes?
?You better not lose us that match against Slytherin on Saturday,? she
says.
?Laura, we haven?t lost a match to Slytherin since I joined the team,? I

tell her.
?Whatever,? she says and slams her book (which I can see is called
?Modern Witch Fashion?) shut and sweeps out of the dorm.
I know everyone is entitled to be stupid, but that girl abuses the

privilege.
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If I thought getting back into the routine of school would help me to

take my mind off the mess that is my life, I was much mistaken. I can?t
stop thinking about Mum and Dad and the fact that the last time I saw
Mum she was on the brink of self-destruction. I can?t shake the feeling
that something terrible is going to happen and there?ll be nothing I can
do because I?m stuck here at Hogwarts. It?s funny, when I?m at home I
want to be at Hogwarts and when I?m at Hogwarts I want to be at home.
Life is strange.
On the first day back, my breakfast was interrupted by a letter from my

Aunt Ginny.
/Rose,
Your Mum has told me everything about your pregnancy. I know your
parents are taking the news badly, but I want you to know that I?m here
for you, okay? I?m not going to pull a Ron and go mental on you. I know
what it?s like to be under the protective cover of Ron Weasley, and it?s
not fun. I?m your godmother, honey and you can talk to me about these
things. It?s my job not to lash out at you, but just remember your
parents are probably just freaking out about the prospect of becoming
grandparents.
I hope you?re keeping your strength up. Drink lots of water, make sure
to eat breakfast and take in lots of folic acid and calcium. It?s most
important that you look after your health, for the baby?s sake if not
for your own. Don?t stress too much over schoolwork, it?s not good for
the baby. I know you?re probably rolling your eyes at this letter, but
someone needs to give you advice! I remember running to Mum every ten
minutes while I was pregnant with James asking her questions. If you
have any questions at all, just owl me.
Harry and I are the only ones who know, so you don?t have to worry about
getting earfuls from your Nana or Grandad or any other family members
for that matter. Take care of yourself, it?s very important that you do.
The first three months are the most critical. I think you need to go and
see Madam Pomfrey as soon as possible and tell her about your condition.
She?ll keep it confidential. I?ll come up to see you very soon and we
can have a word with Professor Flitwick.
Harry sends his love. Don?t worry about your Mum and Dad, we?re sorting
them out.
Love,
Aunt Ginny /
Why can?t Harry and Ginny be my parents? Then again, if it was Lily who
was my age and pregnant, I doubt they?d be so calm. In fact, I?m pretty
sure Ginny would go into ?Ron Weasley? mode and pull a freaker. Harry
would probably suppress his emotions for a few months until eventually
the anger would burst out of him and he?d end up killing someone or
living in a home somewhere off the coast of Australia. So maybe it?s a
good thing I?m not their daughter.
But I?m glad that I have Aunt Ginny to talk to because since I came back
to Hogwarts, I?ve been scared out of my mind. I keep having these dreams
where I?m going into labour early in my dorm and I?m screaming at the
top of my voice, but nobody can hear me. I know I?m only a few weeks in,
but I guess I can?t help but have fears that something is going to go
wrong. So on Monday afternoon, I take Ginny?s advice and go to see Madam
Pomfrey in the Hospital Wing.
Madam Pomfrey is an elderly woman, so I?m really nervous that she?ll be

really old-fashioned about this and try to shun me from the castle. The
Hospital Wing is empty (thankfully) when I arrive and Madam Pomfrey is
sitting in her office. I knock on the door and walk in.
?Madam Pomfrey?? I say timidly
?Yes? Weasley, isn?t it??
I nod.
?I don?t know how many times I?ve seen your parents in here. What can I
do for you?? she asks.
?Well, the thing is?? I start, ?I?m sort of?with child.?
Yes, that?s how I put it. I was going to say "I have a bun in the oven"
but then I decided against it. She looks sort of shocked and for a
minute I think she?s going to start shouting at me, but she just stands
up and walks over to me.
?I see,? she says, ?how far along??
?Since October,? I say.
?Are you eating healthily? You look undernourished,? she says, ?You?ll
need a pre-natal tonic. And you?ll need to have your scan soon?how?s
Wednesday morning??
?Um, yeah, that sounds good,? I say, sort of taken aback that she's so
cool about it.
?And I suggest you bring someone with you,? she says.
Yeah, not going to happen, Poppy. I nod anyway.
?Thank you,? I say and get up to leave.
?Miss Weasley, if you need anything at all don?t hesitate to come to me.
I?ll keep this entirely confidential.?
I smile at her and leave the Hospital Wing. That?s one thing crossed of
my list of things to do. Suddenly, I have the urge to eat a big cheese
burger smothered in peanut butter. I don?t even like peanut butter. I
run down to dinner and take a seat beside Chastity Finch, another sixth
year Gryffindor.
?Hey Rose, where were you?? she asks.
?Oh, I just had to get a book,? I lie. I pile my plate with about four
full spoonfuls of mashed potato, two pork chops, carrots, broccoli?I
don?t even eat vegetables, but they smell really nice today. I then
reach for the mushrooms, but I feel sick by the sight of them?what?s
going on? Mushrooms don?t even smell like anything and I can smell them
so clearly it?s as if Chastity has bathed herself in them.
?Are you okay? You?ve gone really white,? says Chastity.
?Yeah, I?m fine,? I say. I look at my plate piled high with food and I
realise that I?m not at all hungry.
?Are you going to eat all that?? she asks incredulously.
?Erm, no,? I say, ?I think my eyes are bigger than my stomach?d?you know
what, I?ll see you later.?
And without touching my dinner, I get up and leave the Great Hall.
James, Fred and their friends are just coming in having finished their
last class of the day. One of their friends winks at me and I feel
repulsed. That guy must have got a severe beating with the ugly stick,
I?m telling you.
?Red!? James exclaims, ?Quidditch practice at seven. Don?t forget!?
?Oh, yeah,? I say. I completely forgot.
I run up to the dorm, grab a pen and a piece of paper and write a letter
to Aunt Ginny. She told me to write if I had any questions, right?
/Aunt Ginny,
Thanks so much for your letter. It made me feel a whole lot better to
know that there?s someone out there I can talk to. I went to Madam
Pomfrey today. She gave me some sort of tonic to help me keep my
strength up. I have my first scan on Wednesday morning, so that should
be interesting! She said I should bring someone with me, but I?m not
quite sure who.
Anyway, you said to write if I have any questions and I have one ? is it
okay to fly when you?re pregnant? We have a big match against Slytherin
on Saturday and James is having practice every night this week. I wasn?t
quite sure whether to go through with it or make up some excuse.
Thanks again. You?re a life saver. How are Mum and Dad? Have they killed
each other yet? Send Uncle Harry my love.
Love,
Rose /
I go to the Owlery to send the letter and then head to the Quidditch
pitch for practice. Since I still don?t really know whether I should be
flying or not, I fly very slowly and carefully towards the goalposts and
float in mid air without making any sudden movements. I?m doing quite
well as the chasers shoot the quaffle at me ? I?ve only missed three so
far and that?s only because I won?t dive to catch it. James shouts like
crazy every time I miss one, but I try my best not to listen to him.
After practice, I throw my broom into the broom shed and am then
cornered by James. He looks really angry.
?Red! What the hell was that?? he shouts.
?Shut it, Jay, I?m not in the mood,? I moan.
?I won?t shut it! We have to win this match to still be in with the
chance to win the cup! For Merlin?s sake, Red! I thought you cared! Do
you really want Al and Malfoy to win??
?Al?s your brother,? I say, ?Why are you so determined to be better than
him all the time??
?I just don?t want Slytherin to take the cup. What the hell?s the matter
with you??
?Leave me alone!? I scream and storm away from him, ignoring his shouts.
Dom is still in the changing rooms when I go in and she?s got a
ridiculous smile on her face. She doesn?t even notice my foul humour.
?Hiya Rose,? she smiles, ?good practice, wasn?t it??
?I wouldn?t say that to Potter,? I say darkly. She looks a bit taken
aback that I?m calling our own cousin by his surname, but I don?t really
care. She just shrugs and continues smiling anyway.
?I?m meeting Scorpius now,? she says giddily. It?s obvious that she?s
been bursting to tell me this.
?Oh?how?s that going?? I ask. /Please tell me you hate his guts? /
?Fantastic,? she swoons, ?Rose, I think?I think I /love/ him!?
Oh no.
This isn?t happening. Dom can?t be in love with him. Dom doesn?t fall in
love. She just dates guys for a few weeks, breaks up with them and moves
on. Love doesn?t come into the equation.
?Oh?are you sure?? I ask.
?I can?t stop thinking about him,? she says and her whole face lights up
as she talks about him, ?it?s like when I?m with him, I?m happier than
I?ve ever been! And when I?m not with him, I miss him so much, my heart
aches for him.?
Pass me the bucket.
?Rose,? she whispers, ?I?m thinking of sleeping with him.?
I?m taking a drink of water as she tells me this and I end up choking on
it and coughing uncontrollably.
?W-w-what?? I cough.
?Come on, Rose. Everyone?s doing it. And I really do think that I love
him,? she says, looking a bit put off by my reaction.
?But you haven?t been with him long, have you? And it?s Malfoy?I mean,
let?s face it, he?s been around,? I say. I?m such a hypocrite. I deserve
the death penalty.
?You can?t tell anybody I told you this, okay?? she whispers, ?You know
how he?s had loads of girlfriends??
I nod ? Malfoy?s list of girlfriends is longer than a basilisk.
?Well, according to him, he?s only ever slept with one person,? she says.
I glare at her in shock, but she?s just glowing at the thought of him.
?Apparently he was a virgin up until a few months ago, can you believe
that??
I shake my head and whisper ?no?.
?Oh, I have to go,? says Dom, checking her watch. She winks at me and
skips happily out of the changing room.
Okay, I have such a wide range of emotions running through me right now.
I didn?t think one person could feel all of this at once. I?m insanely
angry at James for shouting at me after practice; I?m jealous that Dom
is going to meet Malfoy; I?m confused about my feelings for Malfoy; I?m
nauseous from the pregnancy; I?m surprised that Malfoy was a virgin when
we slept together; I?m shocked that I was his first; I?m worried about
my parents? relationship and I?m a little hungry to tell the truth.
I head back to the castle, not even looking where I?m going because I
have so much on my mind. I end up bumping into Lily on the way back to
the castle. Actually, I nearly trip over her because she?s sitting on
the steps leading up to the door of the castle.
?Lils? What are you doing out here, it?s freezing,? I say. She doesn?t
say anything so I sit down beside her. She?s shaking with the cold and
there are tears running down her cheeks.
?Lily? What?s the matter?? I ask.
?Why did he have to choose /Dom/?? she sobs, ?Why her??
?I don?t know,? I mumble.
I throw an arm around her to comfort her, but I?m not sure if I?m doing
much good to her. I suppose I just need some comforting too. I bring her
inside out of the cold and upstairs to the common room ? big mistake.
Dom and Malfoy are curled up on the couch by the fire, kissing. Lily?s
lip quivers at the sight of them and she runs upstairs to her dormitory,
slamming the door behind her. The noise of the door makes Dom and Malfoy
jump apart.
?Is she okay?? asks Dom.
?She?s fine,? I lie, ?she?s just in a bit of a mood?what?s /he/ doing in

here? Slytherins aren?t supposed to be in the Gryffindor tower.?
I conveniently leave out the fact that Malfoy was in my dormitory around
two and a half months ago. I?m in total prefect mode now?and I just
don?t want to have to endure a night with the two of them.
?Okay, I?m going,? says Malfoy.
?You don?t have to go!? says Dom, ?Rosie?s just in a bad mood after
practice.?
?I?m not in a bad mood!? I cry angrily.
?Clearly,? Malfoy mutters.
?Oh shut up, Malfoy and go crawl back into the hole you came from!?
Hey, I?m pregnant, I have the right to be a bitch.
?Rose!? Dom exclaims.
Malfoy?s grinning. He knows it?s getting to me, him being with Dom. I?m
glaring at him with a look so fierce that it could match that of Nana
Molly?s or Aunt Ginny?s.
?I?ll see you later, Dom,? he says and kisses her. I fold my arms and
look at the floor. He winks at me when Dom isn?t looking and leaves the
common room. I /hate/ him.
?Rose, what the hell was that??
?He?s not supposed to be here!?
?How many times have you had boys from other houses in the common room?
Remember Carl Blunt? He was a Ravenclaw!?
?Just drop it, Dom,? I say, rubbing my forehead. She sighs and climbs
out the portrait hole after Malfoy. I don?t bother pointing out that
it?s after curfew; I just hope that the Head Boy or Girl catches her and
gives her detention.
On Tuesday morning I get another letter from Aunt Ginny. She?s really
got this whole confidant thing down.
/Rose,
I?m glad you took my advice and went to see Madam Pomfrey. Make sure you
go to her if you have any of the slightest queries or if you feel a bit
off.
As for the flying thing, it shouldn?t be a problem for the first few
months. Obviously when you start getting bigger it won?t be safe for you
to fly, but you should be able to play the match on Saturday without any
problems. I didn?t have to resign from the Holyhead Harpies until I was
four months pregnant with James and it had no effect on him. /
I look over at James who is sitting a few seats down from me at the
breakfast table. He and his friend, Mark have a bet on to see how many
Rice Crispies James can fit up his nose at one time.
No effect? Aunt Ginny is in /serious/ denial about her first born.
/As for the scan, make sure you bring someone with you. I wish I could
come, but I can?t get off work. Maybe you could bring Dom or even Lily?
Or you could even tell the father, whoever he is. Anyway, let me know
how it goes.
Your mum and dad still aren?t on speaking terms, I?m afraid, but they?ve
both calmed down considerably.
Take care of yourself,
Love
Aunt Ginny /
I spend the rest of the day wondering who the hell I could take with me
to my scan tomorrow. I?m glad Mum didn?t tell Aunt Ginny that it?s
Malfoy?s baby I?m pregnant with. The less people who know the better.
Quidditch practice goes a lot better tonight than it did last night. I?m
not so worried about flying after receiving Aunt Ginny?s letter, so I?m
a whole lot better and save every single shot. Although at one stage I?m
pretty sure Dom hits a bludger my way on purpose.
?Dom! What are you playing at?? James shouts at her.
?Sorry,? she mumbles, but she doesn?t look sorry at all.
After an hour of practice, we?re all too cold and tired to carry on so
James calls it quits. In the changing room, Dom is like a bull. She?s
really angry because of what I said to Malfoy last night.
?Really Rose, could you have embarrassed me any more?? she cries.
?Sorry,? I say, even though I?m not, ?I was just in a mood.?
?Will you at least apologise to him??

I stare at her in shock trying to figure out if she?s joking.
?Apologise?? I stutter. I rarely apologise, even when I know I?m in the

wrong. I?m the most stubborn person in the world ? Dom should know that
by now!
?Fine,? she says angrily, grabs her bag and heads towards the door. I
hold her back.
?Okay! I?ll apologise,? I say.
?Thank you,? she says and calms down considerably.
I pick up my bag and walk back to the castle with Dom. Unfortunately, Al
and Malfoy are in the entrance hall heading towards the Slytherin
dungeons when we come in. Dom runs to Malfoy and I trail very grudgingly
behind her. This is going to be the most humiliating thing I?ve ever had
to do.
?Hey Red,? says Al, obviously glad that I?ve showed up so he doesn?t
have to endure Malfoy and Dom and their sickening cuteness on his own. I
smile weakly at him.
?Rose has something to say to you, Scorpy,? says Dom.
/Scorpy/? Is she serious?
?Oh really??
He has that incredibly annoying mischievous twinkle in his eye and the
edges of his mouth are twitching as he?s trying to suppress his grin.
I?d love nothing more than to curse him right now.
?Sorry,? I mumble inaudibly.
?What?? Malfoy asks, ?I didn?t catch that.?
I?m going to kick him in the ghoulies.
?I said sorry,? I say clearly, ?about yesterday.?
And he just can?t help letting that grin shine through. He?s so smug I
just want to punch him in the face.
?I appreciate your apology, Weasley,? he says, ?you really hurt me
yesterday.?
I?m going to hit him?I?m going to hit him?
?I?m going to go now,? I say.
?Bye now,? he calls after me in a very fake nice voice. I swear, it is

taking every morsel of strength in my body not to turn around and hit him.
I storm furiously up the stairs, but I bump headfirst into a very pretty
girl with curly brown hair and a face that shows how innocent and nice
she is ? don?t you just /hate/ people like that?
?Oh, Rose I?m so sorry!?
It?s Jenny Winters, Al?s new girlfriend. I'm still undecided if I like
her or not.
I suppose it?s nice that she and Al are going out. He?s liked her since
second year but he never plucked up the courage to talk to her. That?s
where the Potter brothers differ tremendously. When James likes a girl,
he pesters her for a while until she agrees to go out with him. That
usually doesn?t take long considering nearly every girl who isn?t
related to James in Hogwarts fancy him. Honestly, I have no idea why. Al
on the other hand is very shy and introvert when it comes to the
opposite sex. He?s had girlfriends before, but they?re usually very
outgoing girls who only wanted to be with him because of the status that
comes with his surname. So I guess you can understand why I?m quite
protective over Al, much in the same way he?s protective over me.
?Hi, Jenny isn?t it?? I say, even though I know perfectly well who she is.
?Yeah,? she says excitedly, ?I?m Al?s?girlfriend.?
She blushes as she says the word ?girlfriend?. It?s obvious that she
never considered herself as one of those to Al before. She looks happy
though ? happy in a nerdy kind of way. I?ve only just noticed now how
small she is. Obviously I knew she was small but I thought that was just
compared to Al, but she?s a good head shorter than me.
?Are you alright?? she asks. She?s obviously noticed that I?m like a
baboon with nappy rash after having to apologise to Malfoy.
?Erm, yeah,? I lie, ?I just had a bad Quidditch practice.?

?Oh, Al will be just delighted to hear that! All he ever does is go on
about how he?s going to beat Gryffindor on Saturday,? she says and rolls
her eyes fondly. I force a laugh. I?m really not in the mood to pretend
to be nice.
?Um, Rose? I?this is going to sound a bit strange?but I understand if

you feel protective over Al ? I mean, you two are almost like brother
and sister?but I just want you to know that ? well, I really like him.?
The poor girl looks like she?s about to die of embarrassment at saying
these words. Wow, she must really feel intimidated by me.
?That?s good to hear,? I say and nod uncomfortably.
?And also,? she continues, ?it would be cool if you and I could be
friends??
It?s always an uncomfortable situation when someone asks you to be their

friend. Usually friends are made subconsciously ? one second you?re
sitting in the Three Broomsticks talking to some randomer after a few
too many Firewhiskeys and the next you have a friend for life without
even realising how the hell you got there. Petite curly haired
Ravenclaws don?t just approach you in the corridor and ask to be your
friend.
?Um, yeah, sure,? I say, with absolutely no intention of following

through with it.
A genuine smile spreads over her pretty face and she looks positively
delighted at my response. I wonder will she feel like she wants to be my
friend when she finds out I?m pregnant. I suppose when it comes out I?ll
find out who my real friends are.
?Great!? she exclaims enthusiastically, causing me to back away

slightly, ?I have to go do some homework now. It was great talking to
you, Rose.?
?You too,? I say.
She smiles and skips off down the corridor. Don?t you just hate nice
people?
No, I don?t mean nice people ? that probably sounds a bit hostile. But
you know those people who are ALWAYS happy and you just wish they?d get
struck down with Dragon Pox so they?d just STOP SMILING. Those are the
kind of people I can?t stand. Then again, I can?t stand many people
these days.
On Wednesday morning I wake up extra early. My scan is at half past
seven and I still have nobody to go with. I don?t even consider asking
Dom because then I?d have to tell her about the whole being impregnated
by her boyfriend thing. And let?s face it, that would just be a bit
awkward. And I can?t do as Aunt Ginny suggested and tell Lily because
then I?d have to tell her about being impregnated by the guy she loves
and again that would be a pretty uncomfortable conversation to have.
Hugo is in the Common Room when I come downstairs. It doesn?t look like
he?s slept much. He?s obviously thinking about Mum and Dad even more
than I am. He?s got bags under his eyes and even though he?s yawning,
it?s obvious that he?s not able to sleep.
?Morning Hugh,? I say.
?Morning,? he grunts.
Then it comes to me.
?Um, Hugh? I have this scan thing now in the Hospital Wing?Madam Pomfrey
says I should bring someone with me. But the thing is, nobody at
Hogwarts actually knows about my ? erm ? situation?so?would you come
with me??
Hugo looks like he?s considering it for a second and then he shrugs and
nods.
?If it?ll get me off class.?
It won?t, but I don?t tell him that. We go to the Hospital Wing together
and thankfully it is empty again. Madam Pomfrey ushers me in and tells
me to lie down on the bed farthest away from the door.
?This should only take a few moments,? she says. She sets up this big
white screen at the front of my bed and then draws the curtains around
us. Hugo sits beside me looking very uncomfortable, but I?m glad he?s
here. Madam Pomfrey takes a bottle of blue potion, dips a cotton swab
into it and then rubs it across my tummy. If I?m being honest here, it
tickles. I hate when stuff tickles your tummy, because then you get a
fit of uncontrollable giggles and everyone thinks you have weird issues.
So I try my best not to laugh.
Madam Pomfrey takes her wand and rubs it over my stomach while muttering
some inaudible incantation. The picture comes up on the white screen at
the end of my bed. While Madam Pomfrey points out the kid, I fake a
smile and some ?oooh??s because I have absolutely no idea what I?m
supposed to be looking at here. It?s just a load of blurry lines to me.
Madam Pomfrey flicks her wand at the screen and it shrinks to the size
of a postcard.
?Here?s the picture of your first scan,? she smiles and hands it to me.
?Thank you,? I say, ?it?s?um?beautiful.?
She smiles again and then returns to her office.
?What were we supposed to be looking at?? Hugo asks quietly. I shrug at

him.
?No idea.?
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For some unknown reason, I carry the scan picture around with me for the
rest of the week. I got a copy of it and sent it to Aunt Ginny, but I
doubt Mum or Dad will want to see it. After all, it?s the reason they?re
fighting, isn?t it? I keep the picture tucked safely away in the pocket
of my robes and take it out at every bathroom break or even when I get a
moment to myself, just to have a look. I?m not sure who it looks like
just yet?I?m thinking it strongly resembles some sort of nut. And let?s
face it, there are plenty of nuts in my family.
Hey, I made a funny!

It?s a pity I crack such brilliant jokes in my head and not out loud. I
suppose the world will never know of my amazing sense of humour and will
forever see me as an angry pregnant redhead.
There?s no Quidditch practice on Wednesday evening because Al booked the

pitch for Slytherin to practice. I?m so thankful for that because I have
a heap of work to catch up on. So after dinner I head to the library
like the little nerd I am.
The library is completely empty except for that weird seventh year
Hufflepuff guy, John Lawson who?s always there. We call him ?Library
Man? and Dom and I even made up a whole comic strip about him back in
first year. He was a superhero who wore a tank top with the initials
?LM? on the front. He had special powers to read books extra fast, with
the help of his trusted side kicks, Book Girl and Literature Lad. I know
we were bigger freaks for actually making the comic strip.
I nod politely to Library Man on the way past him and his grip tightens
on his book as he nods back ? it?s as if he?s scared I?m going to steal
his book. I?m barely in the library ten minutes when Dom runs in
noisily, earning death glares from the librarian and extremely
frightened glances from Library Man. He?s quite a sissy for a superhero.
?Rose! You?ll /never/ guess who?s getting married!? Dom pants having
clearly ran the whole way to the library.
If she says her and Malfoy, I?m going to cry.
?Who??
She throws a letter down on the table in front of me.
?Ted and Victoire!?
What? Okay, now I seriously wish it were her and Malfoy instead. There?s
just no way Teddy?s getting married. He?s supposed to be dumping her for
me! This wasn?t in the plans! True, he hasn?t quite worked out his
feelings for me yet, but it?s only a matter of time?MARRIED? Is he
serious? Why didn?t he tell /me/? Why did I have to hear it from Dom?
Teddy and I tell each other everything!
I?m going to faint.
Dom looks so excited at the prospect of her older sister getting

married. I try my best to look happy too, but I catch sight of myself in
the mirror across the way and the strained smile on my face makes me
look constipated.
?That?s great,? I say quietly, but I make it seem like I?m only being
quiet because we?re in the library.
?I know!? she says loudly, causing Library Man to look over in shock,
?Isn?t it? And I?m going to be bridesmaid!? She shoves the letter at me
again, forcing me to read it.
/Dominique,
How?s life at Hogwarts these days? I miss you and Lou since you guys
went back, but you?ll never guess what?s happened?Teddy proposed to me!
Last night, he took me out to a very nice restaurant in Diagon Alley ?
champagne, oysters and all of that ? and then he got down on one knee
and everything! You should see the ring, Dom it?s gorgeous!
Of course I?ll want you to be bridesmaid! We haven?t decided on a date
yet but we were thinking maybe summer of next year. We want to get
married in France somewhere, maybe at Grandmere and Grandpere?s country
home. Nana and Grandad Weasley are so happy for us because Teddy will
finally be an official member of the family. Teddy wants Uncle Harry to
be Best Man, he?s asked him already!
Anyway, I just thought I?d write and tell you before Mum and Dad have
the chance to. I?m sure you can expect their letter in the mail any day
now!
Take care,
Victoire /
?Isn?t it romantic?? she sighs.
?Um, yeah,? I say, my voice trembling. Oh Merlin, I?m going to start

crying right here in the library. I think it?s time for Library Man to
swoop in and save me from this mess. I look over at said Library Man ?
he?s peeking over the top of his book to see what?s going on with us and
when he sees me looking, he disappears behind it again.
?I?m going to go reply to her,? Dom says, ?I?ll see you later!?
She bounces out of the library, unaware of the devastation she has just
left in her wake. I close over my school books, reach into my bag and
dig out a piece of parchment and a quill and start writing furiously.
/Ted,
Dom tells me you?re getting married. My letter must have gotten lost in
the post. Or I must have been mistaken when I thought we were friends
who told each other everything before telling anyone else. I let you
know possibly the biggest news I?ll ever have in my life first.
Obviously I don?t deserve the same treatment as you do, but I?m not
quite sure why. You?re no better than me, Ted. You might think you are
because I?m some knocked up kid, but you?re not. At least I know who my
friends are.
Have a great wedding. I hope you?re happy.
Rose /
Yes, it?s immature. Yes, he?ll hate me for sending it. But I don?t care
anymore. I?m so furious right now that I?m not exactly thinking
straight. I rush to the Owlery, grab the first unsuspecting bird, tie
the letter to its leg and throw it out the window. I slide down the wall
of the Owlery and curl myself up into a little ball and start crying
uncontrollably. It?s like every little emotion I?ve been keeping inside
for the past few weeks is rushing out in a pool of tears right now. This
engagement has pushed me over the edge completely.
But I can?t even curl up in a ball on the floor of the Owlery and cry my
eyes out in peace. The door creaks open and ? oh dear Jesus, of all the
Owleries in all the schools in all the world, he has to walk into this one?
?/Why/ are you on the floor, Weasley?? Malfoy asks.
?Go away,? I sob.
?Jesus, are you /crying/?? he says, a note of amusement in his voice.
?Go away!? I shout.
He doesn?t. He slides down the wall beside me and sits there for a few
minutes in silence. I wish he?d leave. I hate crying in front of people.
It makes me seem weak.
?So are you going to tell me what?s up?? he asks after a while.
?Why would I tell /you/?? I mumble rudely.
?Because by the looks of things, I?m the only person who cares that
you?re sitting in a smelly Owlery crying your eyes out,? he says simply.
?I?m not crying my eyes out,? I say indignantly.
?Sure,? he says sarcastically, ?if you say so.?
?Just shut up,? I snap, ?and get down off your high horse. You?re not at
brilliant as you think you are.?
?Moody are we?? he says, laughing slightly. He doesn?t seem offended

that I?ve just snapped at him. That annoys me.
?Why are you here?? I ask impatiently.
?I was looking for Dom, if you must know. She said she was coming up
here to send a letter to her sister.?
?Oh,? I say.
I have to admit, I?m kind of disappointed to hear that. I don?t know why
but I got it into my head that he came here purposely to see me?
Not that I care or anything. It?s just it would be nice if someone

cared. Even if it was only Malfoy.
?Would you rather I wasn?t??
?Wasn?t what??
?Looking for Dom.?
I let out a burst of fake laughter.
?Look for who you like, it?s none of my business!?
?What?s your problem, Weasley?? he shoots, ?Why are you so bloody

complicated??
?I have no idea what you?re on about,? I say.
?Really? Okay, we sleep together and then you tell me not to tell anyone
about it and then ignore me for two months! /Then/ we make out on New
Years Eve and again you push me away-?
?Hmm, you?d think you?d have taken the hint by now!? I exclaim.
?Don?t give me that,? he says, ?I know you like me.?
?You?re going out with Dom!? I cry, ?Why do you /want/ me to like you??
?Because I like you!?
?So then why the hell are you going out with Dom?? I yell.
?I don?t know!?
Silence rings around the room except for an odd hoot here and there from
the owls. Why do I always find myself in awkward situations with Malfoy?
I wish he?d stop looking at me. I have no idea what to say to him.
?Look, I understand if you don?t want to hurt Dom, but...I?m not happy
with her,? he admits, ?I?I just can?t get you off my mind, it?s driving
me mad! I can?t even stand you...you're just about the most annoying
girl in Hogwarts!?
?Yeah, well I can?t stand you either,? I reply childishly.
?Why can?t we just-?
?Don?t say it,? I say, ?just leave it, Malfoy. You don?t like me. You
don?t even know me. There are things about me?if you found them out, you
would /not/ like me. I mean it.?
?Try me,? he says.
I pause.
This is it. I?m going to /have/ to tell him everything. He can do what
he likes when he finds out, I don?t care. I just have to tell him. How
the hell am I going to do this? I suppose I could do it in a funny way
like scream ?you the daddy!? in his face to lighten the mood, but I?m
not sure he?d appreciate that. I guess I could try building him up for
it. Maybe ask him if he likes kids? Or show him the picture of the scan
and say ?remind you of anyone??
Okay, breathe Rose. You can do this. You told your parents! Telling
Malfoy should be a doddle! Oh god, I wish he wouldn?t look at me like that.
?Okay,? I say steadily, ?the thing is-?
?Hi guys!?
Wow, Dom, thanks for picking the /WORST MOMENT IN HISTORY/ to walk into
the Owlery! Even Malfoy can?t mask his disappointment at seeing her.
?What are you doing sitting on the floor?? she asks.
?Nothing,? I say quickly, ?I was just leaving.?
I do my best to avoid Malfoy all of Thursday and Friday and by Friday

evening, I?m feeling much better about everything. Yes, I?m still upset
that Teddy not only didn?t inform me of his decision to marry Victoire,
but he has also yet to reply to my very angry letter. But I?ve tried my
best not to think about it. I find the less I think about stuff, the
less scared and upset I am. Take for example the Quidditch match against
Slytherin tomorrow. I only think about it when James is shouting at me
to get a good night?s sleep tonight and be in top form for the game
tomorrow. Then I feel like throwing up in the corridor.
I walk with Chastity to Transfiguration on Friday afternoon because I?m

pretty sure Dom is off somewhere with Malfoy. The corridors are buzzing
with people talking about the Quidditch match and their plans for the
weekend. It seems a lot more crowded than usual. I try my best to push
my way through the crowd to get to Transfiguration on time. Professor
Chang hates it when we?re late.
?Hey Rose!?
Oh crap, it?s Laura Phelps. What the hell does she want?
?You dropped this,? she says. She?s holding a small piece of paper with
a really unnerving smirk on her face. I grab it off her, expecting it to
be some sort of immature picture of me falling of a broomstick?but it?s
not.
It?s my scan.
?Th-that?s not mine,? I lie quickly.
?I saw it fall out of your pocket,? she says smugly, ?it?s cute. Looks
just like you.?
I look around me quickly to make sure nobody is listening to us.
?You can?t tell anyone,? I plead quietly, but I feel this is the only
way I can go now, ?seriously, I?m not joking Laura.?
?Of course I won?t tell anyone,? she says, but she says it in a really
fake way and she?s still smirking, ?Tell me, who?s the dad??
I storm away from her angrily and run to Transfiguration. She won?t tell
anyone. If I truly believe that, then why the hell am I panicking so
much? No, she won?t tell. And even if she did, who?d believe her? People
see me as the Gryffindor prefect with good grades. Teachers always say
how like Mum I am. (Then again, Mum always goes on about how I?m ?so
like [your] Dad? when I do something stupid. This is quite often.) And
the likes of the great, clever, obedient, nerdy, bushy-haired Hermione
Granger Weasley would never have found herself in this situation. She
never failed anything, so how could she have failed her daughter?
Chang scowls at me for being late, so I hurry to my seat beside Dom.

Thankfully she hasn?t decided to ditch me for her precious boyfriend in
the classes we have with Slytherin ? yet. I can barely concentrate on
whatever it is we?re supposed to be doing. Laura Phelps comes into class
late, but she makes up some stupid excuse about not feeling well so
Chang doesn?t even give out to her! Life isn?t fair. Al and Malfoy are
sitting across the way from us, so I try my best to keep my eyes fixed
to the blackboard until the bell eventually goes. Dom says goodbye to me
quickly and then runs over to Malfoy. Thanks cuz. You?re the best. Then
again, I can?t really talk, can I? I mean, am I cheating with her
boyfriend? Who knows? All I know is that I?m the worst cousin in the world.
?You coming to dinner, Red?? asks Al, who has also been abandoned by his
best friend.
?Do you really have to call me that?? I say exasperatedly, walking out
of the classroom with him.
?You don?t mind when James calls you Red!?
?I do mind. But he?s older than me and has been calling me Red since he
learned to talk. You just seem to be copying him,? I explain.
?True. But if it annoys you, it works for me,? he shrugs.
I punch his arm.
?Hey, you?re pretty strong for such a short person,? he says, rubbing
his arm.
?I?m not that short!? I protest, because I?m not, ?You?re just really
tall.?
James is already at dinner when we get down. Dom is sitting at the

Slytherin table with Malfoy, so Al makes a gagging face and sits at the
Gryffindor table with us instead.
?Oi! No Slytherin spies!? James protests at the sight of Al.
?Like I?d want to spy on you,? Al says coolly, ?I don?t need tips from
/Gryffindor/, thank you very much.?
And so the sibling and house rivalry begins. It must be strange for
James and Al to be captains of possibly the two most conflicting houses
in Hogwarts. It?s weird how they still manage to remain on friendly
terms with each other, even when we kick Slytherins asses in matches.
Hugo and I have a hard enough time getting along and we?re in the same
house!
?Hey Albie.?
Jenny Winters comes over from the Ravenclaw table to the Gryffindor one
to sit with Al, who she calls ?Albie? apparently. But Al doesn?t seem to
mind. Love can do weird things to people. But I still think ?Scorpy? is
worse. Al wraps his arms around her waist and they just sit there being
all cute and sickening. I look over at the Slytherin table and Dom and
Malfoy seem to be mirroring their actions. Puke.
I become extremely unnerved by the arrival of Laura Phelps to the dinner

table. She?s still wearing that completely insufferable grin that makes
me just want to slap her, but I know I can?t. She has complete power
over me and even she knows it.
?Laura!? James exclaims, ?How are you this fine January morning??
He ruffles his ebony hair as he always does whenever he?s trying to

impress girls and looks at Laura with those huge brown eyes that look so
much like Ginny?s its scary. As I watch James flirt shamelessly with
Laura Phelps, I notice the group of third year girls sitting way down
the table glaring jealously at Laura with stares that could kill. Maybe
I could get my cousin?s fan club to kill her and then I won?t have
anything to worry about.
As soon as I?m finished dinner, I get up to leave without drawing any
attention to myself by saying goodbye to people. But Laura notices my
departure, even though she?s completely enthralled by my idiot of a
cousin at this stage.
?Leaving already?? she says sweetly.
?Um, yeah,? I mumble, ?I have a lot of homework.?
?Oh, well don?t stress yourself out too much. You?d want to take it
easy?in /your/ condition.?
I?m going to wipe the smug grin off her pretty little face! James, how
can you like such an insufferable little bitch? Anyway, the joke?s on
her because nobody seems to have noticed her snide comment. How do you
do an obliviating charm again? I?m going to go look that up and then
knock every memory that girl ever had out of her already almost empty head.
When I arrive in my dormitory, there is an owl tapping on the window

with a letter tied to its leg. I rush to open the window and untie the
letter from the very grumpy owl?s leg ? I guess it hasn?t forgotten
about how I threw it out of the window of the Owlery.
/Rosie,
I knew you?d be like this. Victoire was just really excited so she said
she had to write to Dom. I was going to tell you first, but I?ve been
really busy ? I thought you?d understand that. You know I don?t think of
you as some ?knocked up kid? as you put it. You?re one of my closest
friends. Stop acting so childish about this. I didn?t act like that when
you told me you were pregnant. And believe me, there were a lot of
things that I wanted to say then but I didn?t because I knew you didn?t
need to hear them, just like I didn?t need to hear all your bitchy
comments in your last letter. I?m engaged, this is supposed to be one of
the happiest times in my life. Don?t ruin it for me.
I hope you?re looking after yourself because clearly you don?t need or
want me to look after you.
Ted/
I tear the letter into little pieces and incinerate them with my wand.
That?s what I think of that stupid letter. If he doesn?t want to ?look
after? me, I don?t give a damn. I have plenty of people to confide in, I
don?t need him. He thinks he?s so much better than me and if he thinks
I?m childish then that?s his tough luck. And too busy? What the hell is
that about? We?re never too busy for each other! He?s too busy to tell
me he?s engaged?
I?m not writing back to that. It?s not as if he?d care if I did. I crawl
into bed, not really caring what time it is and stare angrily up at the
top of my four poster bed. There?s a really old picture up there of Mum,
Dad and Uncle Harry from when they were in first or second year. They
look so happy, grinning and waving out of the picture without a care in
the world. Isn?t it strange how even though Voldemort was still alive
back then, life was happier for Mum and Dad than it is now?
I wake on the morning of the Slytherin versus Gryffindor Quidditch match

with that familiar feeling of dread and anxiety in the pit of my
stomach. It?s early ? I can?t see my alarm clock, but considering it?s
still dark out, I?m guessing we?re into the wee hours of the morning. I
don?t even try to go back to sleep, because I know it?s just a waste of
time and energy ? after all I did fall asleep at around seven o?clock
yesterday evening. Instead, I get up and wander around the common room
for a few hours, trying to get my mind around the forthcoming match.
I?m about to play a game of Quidditch, even though I?m pregnant. That
can?t be good, can it? I mean, I know Ginny said it was okay to fly, but
I still don?t think playing Quidditch is good for a girl in my
condition. But I can?t back out now ? James would kill me (thus killing
the kid anyway) if I didn?t show, Slytherin would win and Malfoy and Al
would be strutting around Hogwarts like they own the place ? I can?t let
that happen. No child of mine will bring that kind of suffering upon the
world.
So at eight o?clock, I leave the common room and head for breakfast. I?m
not particularly hungry, but I know I?ll have to eat something to keep
my strength up. I nibble on a piece of toast for a few minutes and then
abandon the idea completely. I?m starting to feel really queasy (as
usual). But this time, it?s from nerves. James looks just as nervous as
I do, but he still manages to wolf down his breakfast ? he?s just a lot
quieter than usual as he does so.
After breakfast, we head for the Gryffindor changing rooms. The
Slytherins yell at us on the way out the door, but I try not to pass any
remarks. James sticks up his middle finger at them, provoking even more
insults to be thrown our way.
?Rose!?
I turn around and see Laura Phelps running towards me. What the hell
does she want?
?Good look in the match today,? she says and winks at James who?s
standing behind me.
?Oh, um, thanks,? I mutter.
?It should be?informative.?
?What are you on about?? I whisper furiously.
She holds up my picture of the scan.
?I made a copy,? she grins, ?and I?m going to tell everyone.?
?Why?? I cry, my heart racing in panic.
?Because you're a bitch,? she says simply, "and I hate you. And I think
the students of Hogwarts should see their prefect for who she really
is...a rotten little slut."
She winks at me and skips happily out of the Great Hall. I?m panicking
more now than I did when I first found out that I was pregnant. Oh my
god, she?s going to tell everyone. Laura Phelps is a manipulative bitch
and will take great pleasure in spreading the glorious news that Rose
Weasley, Gryffindor Prefect is pregnant. I think I should just run away
from Hogwarts and never come back.
?Red! Hurry up!? James calls from outside the Great Hall.
Okay, I?m going to play this match and then run away from Hogwarts. I?ll
be remembered as that Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper who won a match
against Slytherin before disappearing off the face of the earth forever.
I?ll steal James? invisibility cloak and live under there forever more.
And no, I don?t think I?m being drastic in the slightest!
James gives his usual pep talk, but I?m not listening as I pull on my
Quidditch robes. I wonder where Laura is now ? how many people has she
told already? I can bet my left leg that she?s told Chastity Finch, who
I quite like ? she won?t want to know me now. Dom is sitting across from
me, her Beater bat in her hand and she smiles encouragingly at me. She
is going to absolutely hate my guts once she finds out.
?It?s time,? says James, picking up his broom. We all do the same and
follow him out of the changing room and onto the Quidditch pitch.
Flying truly is the most wonderful feeling in the world, but right now,
as I soar the pitch, I can?t even concentrate on the complete euphoric
sensation that only comes from flying a broom. My eyes are scanning the
crowd for Laura Phelps ? but of course, I can?t see her considering
nearly every student in Hogwarts is here to see the match. I take my
place by the goalposts. The quaffle is released, the commentator's voice
fills the stadium?the game is on.
/?Welcome to what is predicted to be the best match of the Quidditch

season ? Slytherin versus Gryffindor! The Slytherin team is looking
outstanding this year! Captained by Albus Potter, chaser, Slytherin are
favoured to win the match with Scorpius Malfoy as seeker, Lorcan and
Lysander Scamander as Beaters, Henrietta Flint as Keeper and Jason Bates
and Kyle Montague as chasers! Gryffindor, captained by none other than
Albus Potter?s own brother, James, have built a strong team this year
too! Potter is playing in the position of seeker, Rose Weasley as
keeper, Dominique and Fred Weasley as Beaters and Simon Longbottom, Seán
Finnegan and Fiona Jordan as chasers! /
/?Both Potters are flying exceptionally well today. Gryffindor are in
possession of the quaffle ? Longbottom passes to Finnegan, back to
Longbottom?he shoots?saved by Henrietta Flint! Potter?erm, I mean,
Slytherin Potter is in possession now, he passes to Bates?passes to
Montague and?ouch! He?s hit by a bludger from Dominique Weasley!
Gryffindor have the quaffle! Jordan swerves a bludger hit by one of the
Scamander?s?not sure which one?he passes the quaffle to Longbottom who
drops it! Caught by Fiona Jordan who shoots and?SCORE FOR GRYFFINOR!
?The score is 10-0 to Gryffindor! Malfoy and Potter?as in Gryffindor
Potter?circle the pitch but there has been no sign as of yet of the
golden snitch! Slytherin are in possession?Bates passes the quaffle to
Montague?passes to Potter?as in Slytherin Potter?he shoots...SCORE FOR
SLYTHERIN! What a score! Rose Weasley looks as if she?s off on another
planet! The score is level, 10-10!? /I didn?t even notice Al coming
towards me with the quaffle until it was too late.
?WAKE UP RED!? James shouts from above me. Scorpius looks at me as if to

say, what the hell are you doing?
Suddenly, the commentators voice changes. It had been a sixth year

Hufflepuff, Gregory McPhilips who was commentating, as he does for all
the matches, but now a girl?s voice fills the stadium.
/?Sorry folks, Gregory has taken a short bathroom break,?/ the voice
says sweetly?it?s a familiar voice too.
I look over to the commentators stand ? Gregory is there, tapping his
wand off his neck and moving his mouth, but no words are coming. He
looks terribly confused as to why someone has just taken over his job.
/?Albus Potter passes the quaffle to?someone?and they pass it to?one of

those guys in green?who get hit by one of those black balls?that looks
really sore?one of the guys in red have the quaffle?or maybe that?s a
girl?I don?t know?oh, the green guys have it again! They pass it?pass it
again?green people still have it?they go to shoot?go easy on Rose, guys,
she?s PREGNANT! Oops, did I say that out loud? Sorry Rosie.? /
And all of a sudden I realise whose voice has been filling the entire
Quidditch stadium?/Laura Phelps/. The entire stadium has gone quiet. The
game has been suspended in mid air. People are still trying to work out
what has been said and I feel so faint that I think I?m going to fall
off my broom. To prevent that happening, I speed towards the ground,
jump off my broom and run into the Gryffindor changing rooms and into a
bathroom cubicle to cry my eyes out. I?m pretty sure people outside are
still trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
Laura?s voice can no longer be heard and Gregory is back commentating.
/?Sorry about that,?/ he says uncomfortably,/ ?Slytherin are in

possession of the quaffle. Albus Potter drops the quaffle, speeds to the
ground and runs off the pitch followed closely by James Potter! Fred and
Dominique Weasley follow and?Slytherin seeker, Malfoy has also abandoned
the game!? /
I hear them bursting into the changing rooms. It?s Al and James first
and they?re shouting at each other, both out of breath from the match.
?Of course it?s not true!? Al pants, ?It?s just that Phelps bitch making
up stuff!?
?Red!? James calls, ?Red, are you in here??
I don?t say anything, but my uncontrollable sniffing gives me away. Al

knocks gently on the door.
?Rose,? he says, knowing that this is a time for using my actual name,
?come on out. Nobody believes her.?
?Yeah,? says James indignantly, ?she?s a gossiping cow!?
It?s nice that James chooses me over girls he fancies. But I?m still not
coming out...ever.
I hear the door fly open again.
?Where is she?? I hear Dom cry.
?D?you want me to go hex that Phelps idiot?? asks Fred.
?Rose!? Dom calls.
I can?t face her. I can?t face any of them right now. I wish they?d all
just go away so I can deal with this myself. But it doesn?t seem like
any of them are going anywhere. It?s like they?re waiting for
conformation from me that Laura Phelps is lying. I wish with all of my
heart that I could just walk out of this bathroom cubicle with a big
smile on my face saying, yes Fred, you may hex that Phelps idiot. But I
can?t to it anymore. I can?t lie to the family that I have spent almost
every day of my life with anymore. The last few weeks have been so hard
and it?s time to let them know.
I open the door slowly and their whispering ceases as I come into view.
I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror across the way. My hair looks
a fright from the flying, my face is red and blotchy and my eyes are
swollen and puffy. I look absolutely awful. They?re all looking at me
expectantly.
?Rose, nobody believes her,? says Dom softly, ?we know you?re not
pregnant. I mean, that?s ridiculous!?
The others nod in agreement. This is even harder than having to tell my
parents about it. The door of the changing room opens again and Malfoy
runs in, out of breath. He?s looking around at everyone, but his stare
fixes on me in the end, just like everyone else?s.
?What?s going on?? Malfoy asks.
?It?s nothing,? says Dom, ?come on, Rose. Come back out and finish the
game.?
?I can?t,? I sob.
?Of course you can,? she says, ?like I said, nobody believes Laura!?
?Well they should!? I cry.
There?s a stunned silence filling the changing room now. Everyone looks
terribly confused except for Malfoy who has a look of utter shock on his
face.
?What are you on about, Rose?? asks Fred gently.
?She?s not lying,? I say quietly.
*I know what you're thinking...I'm pure /evil/ for leaving you hangin'!
But hey, at least she's come clean! Please don't kill me....(",)*
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*Chapter 9: Parents Dispute*
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**If anyone wants to make me a chapter image of Scorpius, I would love
you forever!*
Disclaimer - You know the drill*
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Sometimes I wish was an animagus. Like right now, for instance. If I

could turn into a bug or a bird or even a mouse, I could run out of this
dressing room and live forever as an animal. Life would be simpler,
wouldn?t it? You mate with hundreds of different partners and nobody
cares whether they?ve been with your cousins or not, because the chances
are the thing you?re mating with is probably your distant cousin anyway.
But do you care? No, because you?re a bloody insect and have no idea
what a cousin is. And if I were an animal and pregnant, I?d probably
just end up eating my baby when it?s born. Problem solved.
But unfortunately I am a human witch, trapped inside this Gryffindor

dressing room with Fred, James, Al, Dom and Malfoy staring at me with
looks of pure astonishment on their faces. I can?t even run out the door
because they?re blocking it. And even if I did run outside, there?d be
hundreds of students laughing and pointing at me as if I were some sort
of freak.
James is the first to recover from my bombshell. He coughs

uncomfortably, runs his hand through his jet black hair (as he always
does) and shifts on his feet for a while.
?H-how?? he asks incredulously.
?Would you like me to draw you a diagram?? I snap angrily.
What a ridiculous question.
?No, I mean...who?s the father??

Al, Fred and Dom nod and Malfoy looks really hopeful that I?m about to
say some random name. But I don?t say any name. I just keep looking at
Malfoy, as if trying to tell him subliminally that it?s his baby. But he
just stares back determinedly because he won?t believe it until I say it.
?Hold on a second,? says Al, ?why are you looking at /him/??
Al is looking between Malfoy and me in extreme confusion. Dom starts

laughing, but it?s too high-pitched and nervous to be credible as a real
laugh.
?You?re joking,? she laughs, ?this is one of your weird jokes, isn?t it
Rose? It?s like that time you ran around dressed as a Dementor at Nana
and Grandad?s wedding anniversary?we just don?t get it, right??
Again, I say nothing and look down at my feet because I can?t look at
Malfoy any longer.
?Rose!? she demands, ?Tell me you?re joking.?
I shake my head sadly. Oh why did it have to happen like this?
?/Him/?? cries Fred, pointing at Malfoy.
?You?re not serious, Red,? James joins in.
I?m barely even listening to them any more. Dom has gone completely
silent and Malfoy is speechless. I feel like I?m going to break down in
tears any minute.
?How could you be so /stupid/, Rose?? Al cries, sounding just like Dad.
?Just shut up!? I scream, ?I don?t need you saying this shit to me, Al!?
Al, James and Fred all turn to Malfoy now. He?s gone a hell of a lot
paler than he usually is. He actually looks like he?s about to faint.
?You slept with my cousin?? Al says quietly, but we can hear the
definite anger in his steady voice.
?I ? I erm??
James and Fred draw their wands and point them at him, but they lower
them ever so slightly when the door bursts open and in walks Coach Wood
and Professor Chang. Wood looks really angry while Chang looks like
she?s about to cry - but then again, she always looks like that.
?What the hell?s going on? Why are half the Gryffindor team in here?
Malfoy, you shouldn?t be in the Gryffindor changing room!? Wood barks.
?Potter, Weasley, lower your wands,? Chang orders.
The do, but grudgingly so. Neither takes their eyes off Malfoy for one
second.
?Rose, come with me,? says Chang before walking briskly out of the
changing room.
?Oi! Wait a second! What about the match?? I hear Wood calling as I
follow Chang out the door. That man really doesn?t have a sensitive bone
in his body. Chang is walking so fast that I have to practically run to
keep up with her. Thankfully when we reach the school the corridors are
empty due to the fact that almost every student in Hogwarts is at the
Quidditch stadium trying to process what the hell is going on. Chang
leads me up to the Headmaster?s office. As soon as we walk in the door,
I?m pulled into a tight embrace by-
?Aunt Ginny?? I exclaim.
?Professor Flitwick contacted me when he couldn?t get through to your

parents ? don?t worry about them, they?re fine ? what happened??
Flitwick makes me sit down on the chair in front of his desk and explain
everything. At first I?m too distraught to even think straight, but by
the time I?m finished explaining the situation, Flitwick looks
surprised, Chang indifferent and Ginny shocked to hear who the father of
my baby is. Well I couldn?t leave that detail out could I?
?It?s alright Miss Weasley,? says Flitwick kindly, ?you?re not the first
Hogwarts student to get pregnant and I doubt you?ll be the last.?
Hmm, there?s a relief. Now how about erasing every student in Hogwarts?
memory?
?Have you been to see Madam Pomfrey?? he asks.
?Yes, on Wednesday.?
?And you?ve spoken with the Malfoys??

Come again? The Malfoys?
/Plural/?
Does he really expect me to sit down with not only Scorpius, but Draco
and Astoria Malfoy and explain the situation? Hmm, maybe I could invite
my parents and Mum could punch Draco in the face again, like she
apparently did in her third year. That wouldn?t be awkward at all. In
about five years I?ll be telling my kid the story of how ?Grandma
punched Grandpa in the face?.
Scratch that, how ?Grandma punched both your Grandpa?s in the face?. My
mother really isn?t as charming as she makes herself out to be. I?m
surprised I?ve turned out so normal with parents like mine.
Yes, I consider a pregnant sixteen year old who talks to herself in her
head and considers spending her life (or afterlife) haunting toilets as
perfectly normal, thank you very much.
As Flitwick rambles on about something else, I tune out completely. It

doesn?t look like Professor Chang is listening to him either. She?s
looking ? no, glaring ? at Aunt Ginny with the utmost contempt. I can
see that Ginny?s trying her best to look interested in what Flitwick?s
saying, but she keeps glancing over at Chang out of the corner of her
eye. And I recognise that look. It?s the same look she gives James when
he does something really bad like the time he blew up the garden shed or
tried to make Al play with a time turner when he was about seven. It?s
that look she gives when she?s really annoyed about something or someone.
Before I can even begin to wonder why Ginny and Chang are shooting each
other death glares, a woman in her forties appears in the fireplace
behind Flitwick?s desk. He jumps in fright but when he turns around to
see who it is, he relaxes.
?Oh, it?s you Mrs Weasley,? he says kindly.
It?s Auntie Audrey, but what she?s doing here is a mystery to me.
?Hello Professor. Ginny, I hope you don?t mind me tagging along,? she
says, ?Rose, I?ve heard about your ? erm ? /little problem/.?
I?ve always noticed that when Auntie Audrey talks about something she
considers to be shameful or beneath her, she uses the word ?little? to
describe it as if to undermine it. For instance when ever she talks to
Uncle George about ?Weasleys? Wizard Wheezes? she calls it ?/your little
joke shop/?, something that pisses George off to no end. She?s just as
annoying as Uncle Percy, if not more. She?s not exactly the most
striking woman. Yes, she?s good looking in a very conventional sense,
but I have the sneaking suspicion that she was born without a
personality. She never wears her mousy coloured hair down but always
tied back in a tight knot. She wears this awful red lipstick all of the
time and constantly has the appearance of someone who has just been
tremendously insulted or has a very bad smell under her nose. In my
opinion, she?s a stuck up know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and I?m
not the only one in the family who thinks so. I know for a fact she?s
Nana Molly?s least favourite daughter in law. Mum tries her best to be
nice to her, but Dad isn?t able to stay in the same room as her for more
than five minutes without cracking up. And I?ve once heard Uncle Harry
say she?s his Aunt Petunia in witch form?whatever that means.
?What are you doing here?? I ask, trying not to sound rude, but I don?t
think it?s worked.
?Well I heard about your situation ??
?Wait, how the hell did you hear?? I exclaim. I know she won?t take
kindly to my use of the word ?hell? but I really don?t give a damn right
now.
?Well I was at the Potters? when Ginny received the message from the
Headmaster ??
?Audrey,? Ginny chips in, ?I told you I could handle this myself.?
?Yes, yes I know but there?s strength in numbers! Two heads are better
than one! Many hands make light work!?
?Yes, we get the picture,? I say gloomily. She?s the last person I want
or need here right now. I don?t need her looking down her nose at me as
if I?m some sort of insect. That?s exactly how she?s looking at me right
now.
There?s a knock at the door and in walks Wood followed closely by

Malfoy, looking very shocked and angry indeed. I feel Ginny tense up
beside me and she grabs my hand for support because she knows I?m going
to need it now more than ever. And although I really appreciate all
she?s done for me, I think I really need Mum.
?Right,? Wood starts, ?does someone want to explain to me why one of the
most important Quidditch matches of the season has been abandoned in mid
air??
?Wood,? Chang hisses, ?do you ever think of anything other than bloody
Quidditch??
Wood goes to protest, but Flitwick puts up a tiny hand to stop him.
Despite his size, Flitwick has the power to shut even Coach Wood up with
just the raise of a hand. Apparently size /doesn?t/ matter.
?I think a rematch is in order, Wood,? says Flitwick, ?please announce
that the game has been cancelled.?
Wood looks livid but he doesn?t argue. He storms out of the office and
slams the door behind him like some sort of moody teenager. Ginny and I
are sitting in front of Flitwick with our backs to Malfoy, who seems to
be incapable of speech right now. Auntie Audrey is checking her
reflection in the mirror beside the portrait of Professor Dumbledore.
I?m almost certain I saw him roll his eyes at her.
?Mr Malfoy, have a seat,? says Flitwick, conjuring up a chair right

beside mine. Thanks, sir.
Malfoy slowly walks over to the chair and slumps onto it, deliberately
avoiding my glances. He?s determined not to look at me at all. I suppose
I can?t blame him ? I?d hate me too if I were him.
?This is obviously a very sensitive topic,? Flitwick starts, but again

he is interrupted by two people walking out of the fireplace behind his
desk. I recognise the red haired man followed closely by the
bushy-haired woman ? my parents. They?re blatantly ignoring each other,
much in the same way Malfoy is ignoring me.
?Ron! Hermione!? Ginny exclaims. I have to admit I?m just as shocked as

her that they?ve actually showed up, never mind together.
Dad looks like he wants to jump on Malfoy and strangle him to death.
?We?ve only just got the news?we were in Hogsmeade when the owl found
us,? says Mum. What on earth were /they/ doing in Hogsmeade?
Mum sits down on one of the chairs Flitwick has conjured up. She looks
awful. I know it?s only been a week since I?ve seen her, but it looks
like she hasn?t even brushed her hair since then, never mind washed it
and she has dark circles under her eyes like you wouldn?t believe. Dad
doesn?t look much better. His beard is extremely scruffy looking ? Mum?s
always on at him to shave it off but right now it looks like he?s never
shaved in his life. His hair obviously hasn?t been washed or brushed
either ? honestly, what did I do to deserve such stinking parents?
And I mean literally stinking.
?Now that we?re all settled,? Flitwick starts again, ?there are some
issues that need to be ??
And the noise of roaring flames from the fireplace behind him once again
interrupts his pending speech.
?Oh for the love of Merlin!? he squeaks and jumps around to see who it is.
First out of the fireplace is a tall, thin woman with black hair and
very dark eyes. Her pale skin and red lips make her look like a vampire
of some sort, but when she smiles at me, she looks friendly enough. Then
I realise that she?s not actually smiling at me ? she?s smiling at Malfoy.
?Scorpius, sweetheart, what?s going on?? the woman asks, swooping down
and kissing him on the cheek. Scorpius pushes her off and rubs his cheek.
?You shouldn?t have come, Mum,? he mumbles.
That?s Scorpius? /mother/? I?ve never seen her before as it?s usually
Malfoy?s Dad who drops him to Kings Cross every September. Scorpius
really doesn?t look anything like his mother, except maybe for their
dark eyes. Otherwise, it would be hard to tell they were even related.
A man appears out of the fireplace a few seconds later and I instantly
recognise him as Draco Malfoy. Dad looks fit for murder right now.
Behind his very long, shaggy red hair I can see his blue eyes narrowing
in disgust at the arrival of Mr Malfoy. And by the looks of things, Mr
Malfoy feels the exact same way about him. Draco is practically bald and
the little hair he has left is a lighter blonde colour than his son?s.
?Mr and Mrs Malfoy,? says Flitwick conjuring up even more chairs.
Seriously, there are more chairs here than in a bloody furniture shop.
?It?s getting quite crowded in here,? says Ginny, noticing the obvious
tension that has been building up with every new arrival to the office,
?Audrey, perhaps you and I should go back to my house??
?Hmm? Oh, yes,? says Audrey distantly, fixing her eyebrows in the
mirror. She obviously hasn?t even noticed that my parents and the
Malfoys are here.
Ginny smiles encouragingly at me, grabs Auntie Audrey by the arm and
drags her over to the fireplace. She grabs a handful of Floo Powder and
says ?Woodgate House? and disappears into the fire. Audrey does the same
before mouthing ?Owl Me? to Mum, who is barely even looking.
?Anyway, as I was saying,? Flitwick continues, ?the ??
?Scorpius,? Draco drawls, as if Flitwick hadn?t been speaking at all.

Flitwick jumps off his chair, sighs heavily and stalks out of his office
as if admitting defeat. It seems that nobody else has noticed. Wow,
we?ve managed to drive the headmaster out of his own office.
?What the hell is going on here?? Draco shoots at his son. Malfoy
shrugs. His head is resting on his hand and he?s staring intently at the
floor.
?Don?t ignore me,? Draco hisses, ?What have you done this time??
?Draco,? Mrs Malfoy says softly, but her husband shushes her.
?Look, we know it?s serious ? we?ve gotten owls home before but we never
expected to be called in urgently! You must have really screwed up this
time!? Draco says, his voice getting stronger and louder with each word.
?That?s all I am, isn?t it? A big screw up,? Scorpius mutters.
?Don?t even try to worm your way out of this one!? Draco shouts, ?Tell
us what you?ve done!?
?I apparently got /her/ pregnant!? Scorpius shouts, pointing at me but

still not looking at me. I can?t pretend that that didn?t hurt.
Oh no, Draco?s going to start on me?how do you do a stunning spell again?
?What?? Draco whispers in disgust. Mrs Malfoy and Draco are now looking
from me to Scorpius.
?Her?? Draco shouts, ?A /Weasley/? You got a /Weasley/ pregnant??
Dad stands up suddenly. He?s much taller than Draco, but he doesn?t seem
intimidated.
?Shut up, Malfoy,? Dad snaps.
?I was wondering when you were going to speak up, Weasley,? Draco
sneers, ?Finally grew a back bone??
?I?ll smack you into next week if you don?t shut your mouth,? Dad
hisses. Mum stands up and tries to calm Dad down, but he shrugs her off.
Draco does the same to his wife, Astoria.
?This is all your fault, Weasel,? says Draco, ?you?re jumped up little
slut won?t ruin my son?s chance of getting a job at the ministry.?
Dad lunges at Draco, but Scorpius gets there before him and punches his
father so hard that he falls to the ground with a thud. Astoria gasps
and clasps her hands over her mouth.
?/Don?t ? talk ? about ? her ? like ? that/,? Scorpius hisses.
Draco stares up at his son, his eyes filled with shock and anger. Nobody
speaks for a moment ? even Mum and Dad forget their petty squabbling and
look at each other in shock. Astoria looks so ashamed of her husband and
son that I almost feel sorry for her.
?I gave you everything,? Draco murmurs, wiping the blood off his nose,
?You?re nothing but an ungrateful, spoiled little brat!?
?Whose fault is that? Your Death Eater father spoiled you just like my
Death Eater father spoiled me!? Scorpius shouts.
Wow, tension.
Seriously, I can almost see it.
Scorpius, with one last contemptuous look at Draco, storms out of the
office, slamming the door behind him. Astoria runs to Draco and fixes
his nose with the wave of her wand. Draco pulls himself up off the
ground and turns to me and my parents, with blood still on his chin and
shirt.
?I promise you,? he says darkly, ?that my boy will have nothing to do

with /her/ ?? he points at me, ?? or her sprog. That?s a guarantee.?
And he disappears into the fire without another word.
?I?I?m so sorry,? Astoria Malfoy says to me and Mum, ?he?he?s just??
She trails off. Mum nods understandingly and Astoria follows Draco into
the fire. So they?re just abandoning their son at a time like this? Wow,
and I thought my parents were bad. At least they stayed to talk it out
with me. Then again, I didn?t break one of their noses.
And now, somehow, it?s just me, Mum and Dad left in Flitwick?s office.
Mum rushes to me and embraces me as if we haven?t seen each other in
months.
?Oh Rose, we thought something awful had happened when we got the
letter. I?m so glad you?re alright.?
?Alright?? I exclaim, ?You think I?m alright? Laura Phelps announced to

the /entire/ school that I?m pregnant and you think I?m /alright/??
Dad coughs uncomfortably. None of us say anything for a few minutes.
?So?? I start, ?have you two made up then??
Mum frowns and Dad looks at the floor, his ears flushing red. I?ll take
that as a no.
?Listen sweetheart,? says Mum, ?we understand that you?re under a lot of
stress at the moment and we?re so sorry to put even more on you?it
doesn?t mean that we don?t love you ??
?You?re getting a /divorce/?!? I splutter.
Mum and Dad look at each other uncomfortably.
?Um,? Dad starts, ?we?re just?taking a break.?
Oh how very Ross and Rachel.
?I?m staying in Hogsmeade for a while,? says Mum, ?so I can be near you
if you need me. Your father was just helping me move when we got your
letter.?
?And what about you?? I ask Dad, ?Do you not want to be near me??
?Don?t start, Rose,? says Dad tiredly. I hate the way he doesn?t call me
?Rosie? anymore. It?s like he?s accepted that I?ve grown up prematurely.
I run from the office with tears brewing in my eyes without saying
another word to them. My life can?t get much worse than this. I can?t
bring a child into such a dysfunctional, broken family like the one I?m
being forced to live with. Both its grandfathers will hate it ? what
kind of environment is that for a child? I can?t do this. I was fooling
myself when I thought I could.
I run and run through the corridors. People are pointing and whispering
about me ? it feels like my first day in Hogwarts when people would
point at Al, Dom and I because we were related to Harry Potter. Except
this is so much worse. I?m the laughing stock of the entire school.
I?m running really fast now and my vision is blurred because I?m crying
so much. I don?t even know where I?m going at this stage. I eventually
reach an empty corridor and sit in a corner because I feel like if I run
any further, I?m going to collapse. I wish I had James? invisibility
cloak right now. I hear a cough.
And here he is, standing right in front of me, a completely sombre look
on his face ? that stupid, Scottish, blonde-haired, attractive git. He?s
leaning up against the wall opposite to me and slides down it onto the
ground so we?re at eye level.
?Why didn?t you tell me?? Malfoy asks quietly.
?I don?t know,? I shrug, ?I didn?t know how.?
?Did you not think I had the right to know?? he says angrily.
?When the hell was I supposed to say it?? I snap, ?While you were
snogging Dom??
?How about when I was snogging YOU??
?Just leave it, Malfoy,? I sigh, ?you have nothing to worry about anyway.?
?I?m going to become a father and I have nothing to be worried about??

he says incredulously.
?You don?t,? I say, ?because you?re not going to be a father.?
He looks very confused and tilts his head to the side in a way that I
find quite cute. Oh well, I can?t exactly think like that anymore. I?ve
officially messed up any chance I ever had with him.
?I?m giving it up for adoption.?

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*Chapter 10: Chocolate, Cupboards and Memories*
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*A/N - The part in /Italics/ is a flashback - but I think you'd figure
that one out by just reading it! As usual, I own nothing...everything
belongs to JK Rowling!*
I need to stop crying. Crying isn?t going to solve anything. Then again,
sitting in a broom cupboard eating my bodyweight in chocolate isn?t
going to solve anything either, but here I am anyway. They say chocolate
and sex are on the same brain level for girls and that girls are
supposed to get as much pleasure from chocolate as they do from sex. I
can tell you, if I could go back to James? birthday party, I?d eat so
much chocolate that I would just look pregnant, rather than actually
having sex. Chocolate is much more pleasurable anyway. Chocolate doesn?t
knock you up and then go off with your cousin. Chocolate doesn?t shoot
you cheeky grins in the hallways because it knows you secretly like it.
Chocolate doesn?t judge you. It?s just there for you when you need it,
crying ?eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat me?. And when you do, you don?t have to feel
guilty, because it?s what the chocolate wanted.
What the hell am I even talking about?
Anyway, I?ve decided to hide out in this broom cupboard so I can have a
think. What better place is there? Mum and Dad have gone home ? well,
Mum?s gone to wherever she?s staying in Hogsmeade and Dad?s gone back
home, I presume. I didn?t say goodbye to them, I just peaked out of the
broom cupboard (which is in the entrance hall) and I saw them leave. I
don?t know if I?m glad to see the back of them or if I want them to come
back and sort out their problems. Or is it too late?
It?s so annoying. I wish I knew what it was that caused them to go so

psychotic the night before we came back to Hogwarts. It can?t be my
pregnancy alone. I mean, if it were, why did they both show up to the
school? Oh I don?t know, it?s all so confusing. Maybe something happened
? maybe Dad cheated on Mum! Maybe that?s why she threw him out of the
house. But Dad?s not the cheating kind?is he? Anyway, who?d have him?
Personally, I wonder how the hell Mum ended up with him. Don?t get me
wrong, I love my Dad (most of the time), but he?s an overgrown kid. He?s
worse than Hugo most of the time! Mum?s so methodical and mature all the
time. They?re complete opposites. It?s a wonder they even survived
nineteen years of marriage.
I don?t know what to do. A year ago I never would have expected that I,
Rose Weasley, complete nerd and prefect, would be facing issues like my
parents divorcing or an unplanned pregnancy. I was so exam-orientated.
My whole life was studying for the OWLs. But they came and went and then
I found that I had nothing to do anymore. Of course there was always
Quidditch, but even that gets boring after a while. Even boys didn?t
interest me ? not really. I mean, there was Carl the Ravenclaw who broke
up with me in front of the whole school, but I was more upset because of
the humiliation rather than actually losing him. The only boy I ever
really had eyes for was Teddy.
I need Teddy now more than ever?but he hates me just like Dad does. Why
did I have to be so bloody childish about the engagement? I should be
happy for Teddy and Victoire. He loves her so much ? what guy wouldn?t?
She?s even more beautiful than her Mum or Dom (both of whom are so
stunning they make me look like a troll whenever I stand beside them).
She has no flaws at all. Even Nana Molly and Grandad love her the most
because she?s their first grandchild. Nana and Grandad Granger don?t
favour me for being their first grandchild, which I find completely unfair.
?I don?t want to hear it, Malfoy,? I hear a voice hissing from outside
the broom cupboard. I push open the door, only slightly, and peek out
into the entrance hall. Dom and Malfoy are standing by the front doors
of the castle. Dom?s face is very red and she hasn?t changed out of her
Quidditch robes yet and Malfoy (also dressed in his Quidditch attire)
looks just as pale as he did when I told him that I want to put our baby
up for adoption.
?Dom, you have to believe me ??
?Why should I believe anything you say?? she shrieks, her voice echoing
around the hall.
?I told you I?m sorry!? Malfoy says exasperatedly.
?Sorry?? she cries, ?You?re /sorry/? Don?t you think ?sorry? is a little
bit trivial for this situation? You got my cousin ? my best friend ?
pregnant! And you think that ?sorry? is going to cover it? You?re
pathetic, Malfoy!?
?It was before I was with you,? Malfoy says loudly, ?we agreed not to
tell anyone. I didn?t even know she was pregnant!?
?How could you ask me out after you slept with Rose? You?re sick! Did
you even like her? Or were you just using her??
Oh dear.
Right now, I?m not sure if I want him to say he loves every bit of me or
he just wanted sex. I suppose part of me just wants to kick him in the
groin and the other part (very small part) wants him to hug me and say
everything is okay.
?I?? Malfoy starts, ?I was drunk. Of course I must have liked her at the
time?but now, I like you, Dom.?
That little ferret! Only the other day he was saying how he isn?t happy
with Dom and how much he likes me! Kick him in the goods, Dom!
?Well it?s a bit late now,? she says, and I can hear that she?s crying
in her voice, ?You?re going to have a baby.?
?No we?re not,? says Malfoy, ?Rose wants to put it up for adoption.?
It?s hard to tell how he feels about that. His facial expressions are
hard and emotionless and his voice is monotonic. Guys are so hard to read.
Dom glares at him for a moment and her facial expression softens into a
sad grimace.
?B-but I don?t understand,? says Dom, ?Rose wouldn?t do that.?
How would she know? It?s not like we ever discuss that kind of stuff.
?She wouldn?t!? Dom insists, ?You?re making her, aren?t you??
?No!? Malfoy protests, ?It was all her idea! I only just found out, I
haven?t had time to get my head around it!?
They stay quiet for a few minutes.
?Is it true you punched your dad?? Dom asks so quietly that I can barely
hear her.
?Yeah,? Malfoy says nonchalantly, ?so??
?Why did you hit him??
Malfoy stays quiet.
?He said something about Rose?? Dom presses, ?You were standing up for
her??
He nods. What an idiot! Why can?t he just /lie/? He seems to be an

expert at that.
?You like her,? says Dom, ?I knew it.?

?Dom ??
?I?m going to bed,? she sighs, ?I?ll talk to you when I?ve calmed down.
Right now all I want to do is hex you into oblivion.?
She storms off up the stairs. Malfoy is left in the entrance hall and
kicks the front doors in rage. I?ve never seen him so angry. In fact, I
never really see him as anything other than calm and collected. Maybe I
should go and calm him down?or does he want to hear it from me? I mean,
I?m the one who lied to him. But apparently my brain and my legs aren?t
really working in partnership today because I seem to be walking out of
the broom cupboard and over to him. How odd.
?How long have you been in there?? Malfoy shoots when he spots me.
?About four hours,? I shrug, ?I needed to think.?
??In a broom cupboard?? Malfoy asks, eyebrows raised.
?What better place??
He?s looking at me as if I?m a crazy woman. I suppose I sort of am a

crazy woman. Well I can hardly be described as sane now can I?
?So?? Malfoy says awkwardly.
?Why did you just lie your bollocks off to Dom just now?? I ask bluntly.
?I didn?t!? he protests.
?You told me that you aren?t happy with her. Or was that all talk? I
suppose you regret saying all that crap about liking me now that I?m
damaged goods.?
?Weasley, you really are the most annoying person in the world!? he
cries, ?I wish I never slept with you!?
?The feeling?s mutual! You weren?t even that good!?
That hit him hard. He pauses for a few seconds because he doesn?t know
what to say. I try to hold back laughter.
?Whatever,? he shoots back, ?it?s not like /you?d/ know!?

?What?? I cry.
?Dom told me you were a virgin!?
?Yeah, well she told me you were a virgin too!? I cry.
?Well?? Malfoy stutters, ?Good! That rules out the STD risk!?
I stare at him for a second before we both burst out laughing. I?m
serious, our laughs are echoing around the entire entrance hall. It?s
like we don?t know what else to do. The situation actually can?t get any
worse so we?re just laughing! This is not how I expected it to go down.
I tell a guy I?m pregnant and we have a good laugh about it!/ I'm
pregnant...but sure at least we don't have chlamydia!/
?You?re an idiot,? I laugh.
?We?re both idiots,? Malfoy admits and I nod my head in agreement.
?What are we going to do?? I ask, still chuckling, with tears streaming
down my face - but whether they're tears of sadness or laughter I'm not
quite sure. I think it's both.
?I thought you wanted adoption?? he asks.
?I?I don?t know what I want.?
?Let?s not decide tonight,? says Malfoy softly, ?Let?s just?sleep on it.?
I?ve been sleeping on it for the last few weeks. It?s time to wake up.
?Why did we do it?? I sigh, ?What were we thinking??
Malfoy shrugs. I shrug. I reminisce.
**
/The party was already underway when I returned to the Common Room after
jinxing Carl Blunt, my ex-boyfriend. I was in no mood for the
festivities, but as soon as James saw me, he bounced over to me, an
extra Firewhiskey in his hand.
?Have a drink!?
?I?m underage,? I protested.
?It?s my birthday!? said James, as if that justified underage drinking.
?So? I?m only sixteen!?
?You never loosen up, Red,? slurred James, ?You?ll drive yourself into
an early grave with the amount of work you do.?
I rolled my eyes at him and grudgingly downed the Firewhiskey to prove a

point.
?There! I can loosen up!?
He looked impressed.
?Nice work, Red!?
He bounced off again to talk to a dark-haired seventh year who was

sitting alone in the corner of the Common Room. I, of course, was still
completely embarrassed by what had happened at dinner and I felt as if
everyone was talking about how I?d been dumped so publicly by Carl. I
poured myself another Firewhiskey, drank it quickly and poured another one.
?Steady on, girl,? I heard Al say from behind me, ?How many have you had??
?Three,? I said, holding up two fingers.
He took the glass off me and set it down.
?You never drink! Have you any idea how strong that stuff is??
?As strong as your face!? I spluttered. Al raised an eyebrow.
?You look like Harry Potter,? I said.
?Yeah, you?d think he was my dad or something,? said Al sarcastically,

?Maybe you should go and lie down.?
?No! I want to dance!? I said, even though nobody else was.
?You?re going to embarrass yourself!? Al protested.

?If the girl wants to dance, let the girl dance!? said Malfoy, who had
just appeared beside Al, draping an arm around his shoulders. He looked
very handsome, wearing a black shirt and black jeans.
?Why are James? parties always full of drunken idiots?? Al sighed.
?Loosen up Al!? I laughed.
?Yeah, loosen up, Potter!? Malfoy agreed in his endearing Scottish

accent, ?Why can?t you be more like Rose?? /
/?Yeah!? I exclaimed, ?Or more like Scorpassus here??
?Yeah!? said Malfoy excitedly.
Al rolled his eyes and left the two of us by the drinks table.
?You?re cool when you?re drunk,? Malfoy slurred.
?D'you know what's cooler...funk!" I exclaimed.
?You?re dead right there!? Malfoy agreed seriously.
?There?s nothing better than funk,? I said, bopping to the music.
?I agree,? said Malfoy, ?I completely agree.?
?Play that funky music, white boy!? I yelled at him.
?Okay!?
He just stood there and shrugged. We both burst out laughing for no
apparent reason.
?We?re talking quite a lot of bullshit,? I observed.
?It?s quality bullshit, m?lady,? said Malfoy.
?I need to sit down,? I decided, as I was very dizzy indeed. We walked

over to the couches by the fire and chased a few first years out of
them. Malfoy threw himself down beside me and slouched down so we were
at the same eye-level.
?You have brown eyes,? Malfoy observed.
?So do you,? I said.
?High five for brown eyes!?
We didn?t high five in the end ? our co-ordination was way off and we
gave up after seven tries and six accidental slaps on the face.
?You never spoke to me before,? I said.
?I did!? he insisted, ?In first year, I said hi when Al introduced me to

you! And I think I said excuse me at one stage when I needed to get by
you.?
?But we never SPOKE before?like an actual conversation?with your big

Scottish accent,? I slurred.
?What are we having now?? he asked, ?and I can?t help my Scottish

accent, given that I?m Scottish!?
?I suppose you?re right. So what?s your favourite farmyard animal then??

I asked.
?A one-legged duck, definitely,? he said, not smiling, but his eyes

shone with sarcasm, ?How about you??
?Pigs,? I said, ?because it?s a fun word to say!?
?PIGS!? Malfoy shouted, and a couple of fourth years looked over in

shock, ?Oh, not you??
The night went on like that, full of completely pointless banter. Soon
the Common Room had cleared out completely, or people had just fallen
asleep on the floor of it. I wasn?t sure what time it was, but it had to
be well after two o?clock. Dom was passed out on one of the armchairs,
Chastity Finch was on the floor beside her and Laura Phelps was sprawled
across a table beside the window. But Malfoy and I were still wide
awake, playing a game of ?I Never? with an almost empty bottle of
Firewhiskey.
?I never?had a sexual fantasy about a teacher!? I said. Malfoy grinned

coyly and took a gulp of the drink.
?Ew! Which one?? I laughed.

?Chang,? he grinned.
?Chang? No way!?
?Okay, my turn!? he said, ?I never?kissed a cousin?s mate.?
I didn?t take a drink, seeing as I?d never kissed one of my cousin?s

friends.
?Want to change that?? he grinned.
My heart flipped over in my chest at his words. His hair was lying flat
on his head at this stage of the evening, making him look sexier than
ever. What red blooded female wouldn?t kiss him? I leaned in, both our
heads turning left, and our lips were touching, softly at first. Then I
felt his tongue caressing my lips, as if knocking to see if they could
come in. I opened my lips obligingly. I wasn?t exactly experienced in
the area of boys, but I could tell that he was good ? really good. One
of his hands was resting on my waist while the other was cupping my face
gently. My heart was going crazy ? it was a feeling I?d never felt
before. My hand flew to his and I lead him upstairs to my empty dormitory.
We lay down on my bed and continued our passion-filled kissing session.

For some reason, I knew exactly what I was doing. Maybe it was the
Firewhiskey. Maybe it was the surge of lust I was experiencing. Whatever
it was, I felt the moment opportune to unbutton Malfoy?s black shirt
while he unzipped my jeans. I didn?t even realise how much I was
shaking, but Malfoy did.
?We don?t have to ?? he whispered, but I put a finger over his lips.
?I want to,? I whispered back?/
**
?Um, Weasley?? Malfoy asks, pulling me out of my day dream.
?Hmm??
?You?ve been staring into space for the last five minutes,? he says
worriedly.
?I?I better go,? I say, ?Goodnight, Malfoy.?
I run upstairs and all the way up to the Gryffindor Tower, the memories
of James? birthday still fresh in my mind. It?s got my heart racing even
thinking about it. I didn?t even think I?d remember that much, but if I
strain my mind, I can still remember his touch ? it made me tremble. But
that?s lust, one of the seven deadly sins. And I?m pretty sure ?being a
lying, cheating bitch to your cousin? is in there too.
Speaking of which, Dom is sitting on her own in the dorm when I return.
She?s crying into her pillow, but she stops and looks up when I come in.
At first I think she?s reaching for her wand to hex me, but she just
reaches for a tissue and wipes her eyes.
?You?re back then,? she says in a very shaky voice.
?Look, Dom, I?m so s??
?/Don?t/ say you?re sorry because I really don?t care,? she says. Her
eyes are red and puffy, just as I?m sure mine are.
?How could you not tell me?? she sobs, ?I thought we were supposed to be
more than just cousins, Rose. We?re best friends.?
?I know,? I say, feeling so guilty I think I?m going to cry, ?I should

have told you?but Malfoy and I didn?t feel the need to tell anyone
because we were so drunk when it happened. It was just a one night stand.?
?Yeah, and look what the result of it is.?
I nod gravely.
?I wanted to tell you that I was pregnant, I really did.?
?Then why didn?t you? It?s not like you didn?t have the chance. We share
a dormitory! We saw each other every day over Christmas!? she cries.
?I know,? I say, ?but I was trying to get my head around it before I

told people. And then by the time I was ready to tell you, you told me
that you were going out with Mal- um, Scorpius.?
?You could have told me,? she says quietly, ?I would have understood.?
Yeah, right ? she would have understood just as much as Dad did.
?I?m sorry, Dom, I really am,? I say.
?Do you like him? Scorpius??

Her blue eyes are digging into mine, searching for the truth. I doubt
she?ll find it if I can?t even find it in myself.
?It was just a one night stand,? I say, ?I can barely even remember it.?
That?s such a lie.
?But Rose, you always said your first time would be special?what made
you do it? You?ve always been so sensible,? says Dom, shaking her head.
?Firewhiskey,? I say, ?and I was upset that Carl had humiliated me in

front of everyone. It was out of comfort I did it, not out of love ? or
even like for that matter.?
Dom sighed heavily and started biting on her thumbnail.
?It doesn?t matter anyway,? she says, ?it?s not like I can be with
Malfoy now.?
I breathe in. This is something I have to do.
?Look, Dom, Malfoy likes you, not me,? I say, running over to her bed
and sitting down beside her, ?I?m giving the baby up for adoption ? in a
few months, this will all be over with. Malfoy?s done nothing wrong,
okay? So?so be happy, Dom. Don?t let my stupid mistakes ruin your life
as well as mine.?
She looks at me sceptically and then she nods.
?Perhaps you?re right,? she whispers unsurely, ?Maybe I shouldn?t break

up with him.?
Part of me feels saddened to hear this. Part of me feels guilty that

I?ve just told my cousin a huge lie.
And another part of me feels that I?ve just made the second biggest
mistake of my life.
*A/N - Okay, I know it's moving really slowly - I was going to include
this in the last chapter, but it was too long! Anyway, it'll start
moving faster soon, I promise! I have 15 chapters written so far, so
that's why I'm updating so quickly! Thanks for all of your kind reviews
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*Chapter 11: It Can't Get Any Worse...Right?*
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*Yes, there is my pathetic attempt at a Scorpius chapter image
- seriously, it's hard to find pictures of blonde blokes! And then to
put their heads on Draco Malfoy's body! Anyhoo, here's Chapter 11 - more
a/n at the bottom.
Oh and as always, I own nothing but the plot and crappy chapter
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*CHAPTER 11 - It can't get any worse...right?*

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?Is it true??
?Who?s the father???
?Rose /Weasley/? As in the Gryffindor nerd??
?There?s no way /you?re/ pregnant ? who?d sleep with /you/?!?
These are some of the nicer whispers that have been following me around
since Saturday. On Sunday I stayed shut behind the curtains of my four
poster bed, but Monday morning came too soon and I had to emerge from my
pit. That, and I was hungry. Avoiding everyone, I found myself drifting
from class to class, keeping my head down and concentrating on my
studies. None of the teachers asked me any questions or made me perform
any spells all day ? in fact, according to them, I?m practically
invisible. Of course the stupid students of Hogwarts couldn?t see it
like that. I haven?t gotten such strange stares since second year when I
chained myself to the Herbology Greenhouses for two days straight. (You
see, I was trying to stop the unfair treatment of Mandrakes, and I
remembered Mum set up the /Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare/
when she was at Hogwarts, so I decided to set up my own society. It was
called the /Society for the Promotion of Extra Rights for Mandrakes/ ?
or S.P.E.R.M. I used to wear S.P.E.R.M badges and everything, but people
used to stare at me and laugh like I was an alien or something. I?m not
really sure why.)
Anyway, today is Tuesday and although I?m used to the malicious whispers
that are circulating, they still make me angry. None made me as angry as
the one Laura Phelps whispered to her Hufflepuff friend. And as a result
of it, James and I have detention tonight. It?s her own fault she now
has horns growing out of her thick head ? she was the one who announced
to the entire school that I?m pregnant. She was the one who called me
?Malfoy?s Little Slut? in the corridor. Malfoy?s Little Slut. That has
to be the most horrible thing anyone has ever called me. It?s hardly
surprising that James hexed her before I had the chance to. All I did
was throw my half eaten banana at her.
At eight o?clock, we head to Professor Longbottom?s office. It?s obvious

he feels a bit bad about giving us detention because he knows us so
well, but it?s also in his job as head of Gryffindor house not to play
favourites. He makes us go through discipline files from the past sixty
years and make sure they?re all in order ? seriously, why doesn?t he
just make us watch paint dry? It would be so much more interesting.
James and I work in silence, sorting out detention slips into different
files. I?m still absolutely fuming after what Phelps said to me and I?m
fantasising about chopping her hair off and forcing her to eat it.
?Um, Red, are you okay?? James asks as I shove random pieces of paper
into folders.
?I?m fine,? I snap, ?I?m absolutely /brilliant/. Couldn?t be better.?
?You just put Henry Lawson?s detention slip into Michael Patterson?s
file,? James points out.
?Does it look like I care?? I hiss.
Silence.
I continue throwing detention slips into random files without even

looking at what I?m doing. See, every student who has ever had detention
in the last sixty years has a file in the discipline cabinet. That?s a
lot of students. We have to make sure each detention slip is under the
right name. It?s so boring, I want to cry.
?How?s Al taking the news?? I ask after a few minutes.
We both know that Al has a very bad temper when provoked. He?s even
worse than James at times. And the look on his face on Saturday clearly
stated that he was furious?but not with me, with Malfoy. I haven?t
really had the chance to discuss it with him since the news came out.
?He?s?? James starts, ?he?s dealing with it in his own individual way.?
That can?t be good.
?Maybe I should go and talk to him,? I suggest.
?That?s probably not a good idea,? says James quickly, ?give him time to
cool off. He?s still pretty angry with?well, you know, the fact you
slept with his best friend. I mean, it is kind of weird??
?Why is it weird??
?Because Scorpius and Al are like brothers?sometimes I think they?re

more like brothers than me and Al.?
?That?s not true,? I say.
?I don?t know?since he came to Hogwarts, he?s felt like Scorpius was his
family because they?re both Slytherins. But you?re like our sister, Red.
You always have been. We?re closer with you than with any of the
others?I guess Al is just really protective of you. We both are. Believe
me, if you?d slept with my best friend, I?d kick his arse from here to
Australia!?
I laugh a little. James is so very like Uncle Harry sometimes. Even the
way he looks now?I don?t know, it?s the way he grins or something. Even
though people always say he looks like Aunt Ginny (except for his raven
black hair obviously), I can definitely see a resemblance between James
and his Dad. Maybe not as much of a resemblance as Harry shares with Al,
but almost. He?s got that devilish Potter charm mixed with a Weasley?s
sense of mischief ? he?s a menace in other words, but everyone loves him.
?He?ll get over it,? says James reassuringly, ?as will all the
brain-dead idiots who glare at you in the corridors.?
?Thanks, Jay,? I say.
We continue to work in silence again. After about an hour, I?m seriously

contemplating jumping out of the window of this office, which is on the
sixth floor. That is until I reached a file marked ?Sirius Black? and
another right beside it marked ?James Potter?. They were by far the two
biggest files in the whole cabinet. I can?t help but smile to myself. I
open Sirius Black?s folder.
/*Name*: Sirius Black

*Date*: 7th September 1971
*Year*: 1
*House*: Gryffindor
*Punishment*: Cleaning the Potions Dungeons
*Given By*: Professor H Slughorn
*Supervised By*: Professor H Slughorn
*Reason for Detention*: Mr Black was purposely adding the wrong
ingredients to James Potter?s Potion and such careless behaviour
resulted in the loss of Mr Potter?s eyebrows. /
I couldn?t help but laugh. I opened James Potter?s file and found a
similar slip.
/*Name:* James Potter
*Date*: 7th September 1971
*Year*: 1
*House*: Gryffindor
*Punishment*: Cleaning the Potions Dungeons
*Given By*: Professor H Slughorn
*Supervised By*: Professor H Slughorn
*Reason for Detention*: Mr Potter was purposely adding the wrong
ingredients to Sirius Black?s Potion, and now Mr Black can only speak
Troll and Gobbledegook. His knowledge of the English language will need
to be restored. /
?Have you seen this?? I laughed and passed James the files. He laughed
loudly as he read the punishments that the two men he?s named after had
to endure during their time at Hogwarts. I could see James? brown eyes
shine in admiration for them. We had fun reading through James Potter
Senior and Sirius Black?s detention slips ? they?d been in detention
more than three hundred times during their seven years at Hogwarts. It
seems they got detention at least once a month during fifth, sixth and
seventh year for breaking curfew.
?I wonder how Dad?s such a do-gooder with the father he had,? says
James, flicking through his grandfather?s file.
?I wouldn?t say he?s that much of a do-gooder,? I grin, pulling out a

file marked ?Harry Potter?. James grins back and grabs the file.
?Ooh, bribery!? he laughs, ?Woah, he got loads of detentions in 5th year

from some person called Professor D J Umbridge?wonder what he did to
deserve those??
I notice a file marked ?Hermione Granger?. It?s only a small file but
still, I didn?t think Mum ever got a detention before.
James and I had great fun searching through the detention files looking
up different punishments our parents, aunts and uncles had experienced.
It?s funny, but we couldn?t find one belonging to Uncle Percy. Uncle
George and his late twin, Fred have files the same size as Sirius Black
and James Potter. Even Aunt Ginny had a fair few detentions in her day.
Dad?s file was about the same size as Uncle Harry?s, which was a fairly
decent size, even if it wasn?t as big as Sirius Black?s or James Potter?s.
After another hour, Professor Longbottom comes back and tells us we can
leave. I leave Neville?s office feeling much better than I did when I
went in. I see him smiling to himself as I leave ? it?s as if he wanted
to show me that I?m not the first person in my family to make a mistake.
A big part of me wants to go back and hug him, but that would be
completely inappropriate. So I just break down in tears instead ? as you
do.
?Jesus Christ, Red, what?s wrong?? James cries.

?N-N-Neville is just so s-s-sweet!? I sob. James raises his eyebrow
wondering how the hell I can think the man who just had us in detention
for two hours could be ?/sweet/?. I can?t even stop myself from
crying?seriously, what?s happening to me? Since I found out I?m pregnant
all I do is bawl like a baby ? well, maybe ?baby? is a bit of an ironic
word to use. But you get my drift.
On Wednesday, I visit Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing. On the way

there, five people point at me, six snigger, one says ?is it really
true?? and a group of Slytherin girls call me a slut. Really, it could
be worse. They could have poked my eyes out with rusty nails. Madam
Pomfrey is attending to a first year boy with swollen up fingers ? it
looks like an injury from some sort of weird plant from Herbology. I
wait until she is finished before approaching her myself.
?Miss Weasley,? she says kindly, clearly feeling sorry for me, ?what can
I do for you??
?Um,? I start, ?can I talk to you in your office??
She leads me inside and sits me down on a very comfy red velvet chair.
She looks at me expectantly.
?I was wondering if you knew anything about adoption?? I ask.
Madam Pomfrey raises her eyebrows at me. If she starts trying to change
my mind, I?m going to scream at her. I?ll probably end up in the mental
ward at St Mungo?s, but I suppose I?d be amongst my own kind then. At
least they won?t call me a slut and stare at me like I?m from another
planet. Honestly, it?s like I?m the first person to get pregnant in the
history of womankind.
?Adoption?? Madam Pomfrey asks sceptically, ?Are you sure you?ve thought
this through??
?I?ve thought about nothing else,? I say truthfully, ?I was just

wondering how I?d go about it.?
Madam Pomfrey starts rooting through the drawer in her desk and pulls
out a few pamphlets. She hands them to me. The first says ?So You?re
Pregnant?, the second ?Pregnancy ? Your Choices? and the third ?The Joys
of Motherhood?. I?m going to throw up on this woman?s desk if she even
mentions the words ?joy? and ?motherhood? in the same sentence. Do I
look joyful??
?You have options, Rose and I?m glad you?re considering them all,? says
Pomfrey kindly, ?but don?t let what an idiotic bunch of kids say to you
in the corridors affect your choice. This is your son or daughter we?re
talking about.?
?No it isn?t,? I say quietly, ?and it never was. I?m just carrying it.
Biology means nothing when it comes to parenting. I?m not a mother.?
Madam Pomfrey looks almost disappointed to hear me saying this. But it?s
the truth. I?m /not/ a mother. In fact, I barely even like children. I
remember when Auntie Audrey had Lucy ? I was around five or six at the
time so everybody expected me, as a little girl, to be completely
fawning over her. But unfortunately, I seem to have taken after Dad in
more ways than just the hair department. I?m extremely awkward around
kids, not to mention the fact that I was a very boyish five year old
because I spent most of my time with James, Fred, Al or Teddy. Babies
just never interested me.
I take the pamphlets with me and leave the Hospital Wing with the full
intention of finding a quiet classroom to do my homework in, away from
the gossip and the unwelcome attention. But it seems like every student
in Hogwarts is roaming the corridors trying to get a good look at The
Pregnant Weasley Girl. Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, Ravenclaws and
Gryffindors all stop to stare at me in the corridor. The anger is
boiling up inside me until eventually ? I crack.
?Why don?t you just take a fucking picture, it lasts longer!? I scream.
Everyone stops whispering. Some girls giggle to one another at my
outburst and the boys look downright scared. I feel someone grab my arm
and lead me away from the very silent, yet very crowded corridor.
It?s Al.
He pulls me into the empty Transfiguration classroom and I?m now in

floods of tears. It doesn?t feel like I?m ever going to stop. When I see
Laura Phelps I?m going to take pleasure in pulling each and every strand
of hair out of her empty head!
?Don?t cry, Rose,? Al says, in a would-be soothing voice.
?My life is over, Al, how can I NOT cry?? I yell.
?Just calm down! It?s not the end of the world?it?s just those vultures
feeding on the little bit of gossip in their boring lives,? says Al calmly.
?You wouldn?t be saying that if you were the one who was facing the
prospect of becoming a parent!? I cry.
I completely break down. Al catches me before I crumble into a heap on

the floor and hugs me tightly. It feels a bit strange ? Al never hugs
me. He?s not really into hugs. But now he?s hugging me in a very
big-brotherly, protective way ? it?s the way I wish Dad would have
hugged me when he found out.
?You?ll be fine, Rosie,? he says, ?You?ll be just fine.?
?Thanks Al,? I mutter, even though I don?t particularly believe him.
?So, um?how?s?.how?s Malfoy?? I ask nervously.
Al stops hugging me and he looks really angry. I have a temper to match

his so if he starts shouting, at least I can stand up for myself ? I
just really hope it doesn?t come to that. Al shakes his head.
?Don?t talk about him,? he says.
?It?s hard not to,? I say, ?I?m kind of carrying his spawn.?
?You have such a way with words,? says Al sarcastically.
?Al, don?t be angry with him. He?s your best friend?what we did was
stupid and irresponsible and we?re paying for it now. It was my fault
just as much as it was his. I think he?s going to need you now more than
ever.?
Al stays quiet for a minute, but then his facial expressions soften.
?Sorry,? he mumbles, ?it?s just?you?re practically my sister, you know?

It?s strange.?
?Imagine how strange it?d be if he slept with your /real/ sister,? I

say, trying to lighten the mood. Al?s eyes widen in shock and he looks
like he?s about to puke.
?Don?t?/ever/?say?that?again,? he says in disgust.
?Sorry,? I say, half-smirking. Al shudders.
?Thanks for not shunning me from your life,? I say, ?and for not killing
Malfoy and ending up in Azkaban and starting a big chain-reaction of
self-destruction throughout our entire family.?
Al looks sort of confused but he nods anyway.
?Don?t worry about it, Rose,? he smiles, ?everything?s going to be okay.?

He winks and leaves me alone in the classroom. Sometimes I wonder what I
did to deserve such a great family ? other times, I feel like they?re a
curse bestowed upon me at birth. I?ve really screwed things up with them
this time though. I?ve broken Mum and Dad up, I?m pretty sure Dom is
angry with me, Grandad Arthur probably wants me hung, drawn and
quartered for sleeping with a Malfoy, and Lily?
Bollocks.
I completely forgot about poor Lily! She and Dom have probably made a
voodoo doll and are sticking pins into it right now. I don?t really
blame them. I?m the world?s biggest bitch. I?ve been avoiding the
Gryffindor common room every day this week. I spend most of my time in
the library and go back to the dormitory really late when everyone is
asleep just so I can avoid the awkwardness. I really don?t want to talk
to Lily and as for Dom?well, has she dumped Malfoy or not? Do I care if
she has?
I return to the Gryffindor Common Room after my talk with Al to face the
music. I?m going to have to eventually. Molly is there, as are Fred,
James, Lily?and Dom. Dom doesn?t even look up from her book as I walk
in, but I know she?s seen me out of the corner of her eye because her
face has just visibly tensed up. Lily is trying her best not to look
upset, but she?s failing terribly. James smiles at me encouragingly and
Fred just looks really awkward. It?s Molly who speaks first.
?Rose?why didn?t you tell us?? she asks.
?Just leave it, Molly,? I say tiredly.
?We?re your cousins!? she says, ?You can tell /us/, you know. Especially
/me/?I?m a prefect.?
She really is so like her stupid mother, Auntie Audrey.
?Shut up, Molly,? I snap, ?Just because you?re a bloody prefect doesn?t
mean you have all the answers! I?m a prefect too, remember??
She looks shocked, but I don?t care, I just storm past her and up to my
dormitory. Luckily the dorm is empty. If Laura Phelps was here, I
probably would have cursed her into a vegetable. I lie down on my bed
and close the curtains around it and start to read the pamphlets. I
don?t actually see the point in reading them. My mind is made up ? I?m
giving the kid up for adoption.
When Friday finally comes, the news of my pregnancy is still fresh in

people?s minds, but they don?t stare at me as much. Dom hasn?t said a
word to me and Lily leaves a room whenever I enter it. So to avoid all
the awkwardness, I go to the library on Friday evening to do some
homework ? I?m just that sad. But on the way down to the library, I bump
into Jenny Winters.
?Hi Rose,? she says kindly, ?How are you??
?I?m fine,? I lie, ?You??
?Can?t complain,? she smiles, ?Um?I heard about your situation.?
Of course she bloody did. You?d have to be deaf not to.
?Yeah,? I say awkwardly, ?you probably think I?m a stupid slut too then.?
?No!? she exclaims, ?No, not at all! We all make mistakes! Anyone who
calls you a slut is a damn liar and you shouldn?t listen to them, Rose!?
Hey, I?m starting to like this chick.
?Thanks,? I say.
?I?m serious. Don?t put yourself down. You?re being very brave doing
what you?re doing, I think. If it were me, I?d probably do something
mental like lock myself in a bathroom or contemplate fleeing the
country,? she laughs.
Oh Jenny, what you don?t know.
I fake a laugh.
?If you need anyone to talk to, you can talk to me,? she says, ?I don?t
judge.?
?Thank you,? I smile at her, ?You know, apart from my Aunt Ginny, you?re
the only person who?s said that to me.?
?Well?what are friends for??
Friends?
I wouldn?t know what they?re for, considering I don?t have any. But if
Jenny is willing to talk to me in public, I guess I can?t complain. And
anyway, she seems nice enough?
At least she?s not plotting to kill me. That?s always nice to have in a
friend.
I?m happy returning to the common room knowing that I have at least one
person out there who cares about me. But my good mood is soon squandered
when I see Lily sitting alone by the fire, her red head buried in a
book. She looks up and glares at me when I come in. I?m so not in the
mood for this.
?Lily, will you please just yell at me and have it over with?? I say
exasperatedly.
?What do you want me to say? You?re a liar and that?s that.?
?A liar?? I cry, ?Okay, here?s some home truths for you ? Scorpius
Malfoy is over three years older than you! He?s going out with Dom! He?s
/never/ going to like you Lily so just move on!?
Oh crap.
Why did I just say that? Why do I have to say /EVERYTHING/ I think? Lily
looks angry ? she looks just like Uncle Harry does when he?s angry. And
believe me, you don?t want to get on the wrong side of Uncle Harry like
James did when he tried to use the Cruciatus curse on Al once. That
wasn?t pretty.
?You?re nothing but a bitch, Rose! I used to think you were one of the
more tolerable members of the family ? I was clearly mistaken!?
She slams her book closed and runs up to her dormitory, almost knocking
Dom over in the process, who is on her way down.
?What the hell was that?? asks Dom. I shake my head and flop down onto
the chair. I wish I could just disappear forever.
?I just thought I?d let you know,? says Dom, ?Malfoy and I are still
together?we?re not breaking up.?
My heart plummets to the floor ? I wish it wouldn?t.
?That?s great,? I say, forcing a smile, ?I?m glad you?re working things
out.?
?Good,? she says, ?I hope you?re okay with this?because we really like
each other.?
I nod. ?Of course I?m okay with it.?
She smiles weakly and leaves the common room, probably off to meet the
man of the hour. If I become any faker than I am now I?m going to turn
into a bloody Barbie doll. I mean, seriously ? ?/Of course I don?t mind
that you, my best friend and cousin, are going out with Scorpius Malfoy,
father of my child, the first person I ever had sex with, the guy I have
extremely mixed feelings for, the guy who makes my heart race faster
than it does around Teddy Lupin?and of course I don?t mind if you whack
me over the head with a broomstick?because believe me, it would hurt less.?
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*A/N - Okay, I know this chapter is a bit confusing, but Rose's head is
a bit all over the place at the minute. To all of you who are now
shouting at your computer screens saying "Don't let her give it up for
adoption!!" I ask you to have patience with me and Rose...she doesnt
really know what she wants at the minute. Her life's gone a bit mental -
as you can see! This chapter was basically just finishing off everyones
reactions - we've seen pretty much everyone's reactions at this stage,
right? So it's going to start getting better soon, I promise!
Thanks so much to everyone who has reviewed. I can't believe I got up to
500! Its crazy! I really dont deserve all the praise you're giving but I
just can't thank you all enough! You're the best! Oh and also thank you
to the validators who work so hard AND take so much abuse on April Fools
Day (c'mon, it was funny!)
On a darker note,
Obviously, I love each and every one of you for reading and reviewing
this story and I?m so glad you like it. BUT ? someone copied my story.
Someone literally copied it word for word to a different site, and tried
to pass it off as their own. Needless to say, I was very upset to see
this, given the fact that I wrote it and she was getting the credit for
it. I never thought I?d have to say this, but PLEASE do not copy my
stuff. I thought that was obvious. Thank you to everyone who has shown
their support (Niki014 among others - I cant remember who else posted
messages on the other site, but thanks to you too!) ? I?m just so angry
at the minute. The other person had only two chapters of MY story
posted, so that in itself is proof that it?s my story, not hers. Luckily
it was removed, so I dont have to worry. But yeah, no more plaigirism -
it's not nice!
Thanks again to everybody who reads, enjoys and doesn?t copy stories!
(which is the majority of you!)
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*Chapter 12: Learning to Live Again*
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*Chapter 12 - Learning to Live Again
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/Dear Teddy,
How are the wedding plans going? I can?t believe it?s been almost a
month since we?ve spoken. I?ve really missed talking to you and I?m so
sorry for my behaviour when I found out about your engagement ? how
about we call a truce? This silence between us is driving me crazy. I
can?t take both you and Dad ignoring me.
I don?t know if you?ve heard about the goings-on here at Hogwarts. In
case you haven?t, I?ll fill you in.
Firstly, as I?m sure you know, the entire school knows I?m pregnant.
That of course includes Malfoy who has been avoiding me ever since I
told him I?m putting the baby up for adoption. Not only that, but he and
Dom are still going stronger than ever, something I find a bit strange,
but I guess I?m okay with it if she?s happy.
Mum?s living in Hogsmeade at the minute. She pops up to the school every
now and again, but I try to hide from her as much as possible out of the
fear she?ll try and force folic acid tablets down my throat again ?
these Muggle remedies are just too much for one girl to bear! But I
suppose it?s nice to know that she cares. It?s more than I can say for
Dad. I haven?t seen nor heard from him since he was called into the
school just after the news of my pregnancy came out. It?s as if he?s
disowned me now, and I?m pretty much guessing that?s why he and Mum have
split up. I find myself listening to ?Papa Don?t Preach? by Madonna more
and more these days. I?m so close to insanity, I can practically touch it!
It seems like in the last few weeks I?ve become closer with James and Al
than I?d ever thought possible. Of course Lily is absolutely fuming as a
result ? she hates me because she has a crush on Malfoy and I kind of
accidentally told her that he?d never like her?my bad. I feel sort of
bad that Al and Malfoy aren?t as close as they once were. In the classes
where Gryffindor and Slytherin are together, Al sits with me while Dom
sits with Malfoy, because we?re all too awkward around each other. It?s
awful ? who knew a couple of minutes of sex would lead to such trouble?
(Yes, I said a couple of minutes).
I?ve left the Quidditch team and am not playing the rematch against
Slytherin, whenever that?ll be. Some fifth year bloke is the reserve
keeper so he?ll be taking my place. I can tell he?s really nervous ? he
goes really pale any time anybody mentions it to him. But I know he?ll
do just fine on the day?because if he doesn?t, James will probably kill
him.
Anyway, I?ve just realised that the majority of this letter is pointless
small talk. I wish I knew what to say to make things right between us ?
I miss talking to you, Ted. I hope we can go back to how we were before
I decided to be an immature idiot and complain that you didn?t tell me
first about your engagement. Friends?
Say hi to Victoire for me,

Love,
Rosie /
Isn?t it funny how time flies when you?re having fun? Well, maybe
?having fun? is a bit of an overstatement ? time flies when your mind is
so preoccupied with school, pregnancy, confusion and tension that you
barely even notice that January has already slipped away and February is
in full swing. That is until James Potter decides to remind me of the
time of year.
?It?s almost Valentine?s Day!? says James, jumping down beside me on the
couch in the common room while I?m trying to read my Potions homework,
?Who are you giving your love to this year, Redness??
?I?m sure there are just /thousands/ of men queuing up outside the
Gryffindor Tower right now to date the Moby Dick of Hogwarts,? I say
bitterly.
?Who?s Moby Dick??
?The whale?you?ve never read Moby Dick?? I sigh.
?Clearly not,? James grins.
?Honestly, do you even know how to read??
?Of course?but Mummy helps me with the big boy words.?
I smile weakly and return to reading my Potions book. James grabs it off
me and snaps it shut, to my annoyance.
?You?re overworking yourself,? says James, ?and Mum told me to make sure
you relax?so how do you feel about a Valentine?s Day Party??
?I feel that the last party you threw resulted in a drunken night of sex
with Scorpius Malfoy and an unwanted pregnancy ? I think I?ll pass on
the party, thanks.?
James makes a disgusted face at the mention of ?/a drunken night of sex
with Scorpius Malfoy/?.
?Come on Red, it?ll be fun. I?ll make sure Phelps doesn?t get an
invite,? he pleads.
?This is her common room too, you know,? I argue.

?Well?we won?t have it here then. How about in the Room of Requirement??
?Do what you want,? I sigh, ?but just don?t involve me. Can I have my
Potions book back now??
?C?mon, you never want to have fun anymore. I remember a time when you?d
come raiding the kitchens with me and Matthews and leaving flaming bags
of Hippogriff poo outside Flitwick?s office?what happened to you??
?Firstly,? I say, ?the flaming bag of poo was YOUR idea, not mine, I
just happened to be there. And if you remember correctly, I was telling
you /not/ to go through with it ??
?Yeah, but you laughed when we did!?
?Secondly,? I continue, disregarding what he's just said, ?I only went

raiding the kitchens with you and Mark Matthews twice ??
?Three times,? James corrects me.
?Whatever?you make it sound like I was some sort of prankster mastermind!?
?Look, all I?m saying is you don?t have to sit in the common room with
your head stuck in a book every Friday night just because you?re
pregnant ? come and have some fun while you still can,? says James.
The boy has a good point. In a few months time I?ll be so heavy that
I?ll barely be able to get up the stairs to the Gryffindor Tower, never
mind go to one of James? not-so-well-planned parties.
?Why do you want to plan a Valentine?s Day party anyway?? I ask, ?Who
are you trying to impress??
James grins at me and taps his nose.
?Ask no questions and I?ll tell you no lies. By the way, I?m going to
need your help for the planning.?
?Why me?? I groan.
?Because you?re the only one for the job. And it?ll take your mind of a
certain blonde haired git.?
?My mind?s not on a certain blonde git!? I protest and feel myself
blushing.
James raises his eyebrows.
?Okay,? he says, but it?s obvious that he doesn?t believe me at all.
?Oh be quiet,? I snap, ?I?ll plan your stupid party. But that doesn?t
mean I?m coming.?
?You?re a legend, Red Weasley, d?you know that?? he says, ruffling my

hair in the same way Uncle Harry does.
?You do realise my name is /Rose/ don?t you??
?Red suits you better,? James shrugs, ?I?m gonna love you and leave you
dear cousin, I have some, erm, /homework/ to do.?
He may as well have just said he?s flying to Mars on a unicorn because
that would be more believable. I pick up my Potions book again and go
back to reading about Shrinking Solutions but I?m once again
interrupted. This time it?s by Mark Matthews, James? friend.
?Hi Rose,? he says, ?whatcha up to??
?Reading,? I say coldly, ?obviously.?
I don?t mean to be so cold but these days it seems like everyone is

pissing me off. Mark doesn?t seem to notice my coldness and sits down
where James has only just vacated. When I was in second year, I probably
would have killed to have THE Mark Matthews sitting beside me, looking
at me with those bright blue eyes ? right now I just wish he?d go away.
?So how are you anyway? I mean with the whole being preggers thing??
I swear if that boy says ?preggers? again I?m going to whack him over
the face with this very thick book. Although, he does have a very
handsome face?it?d be a shame to ruin it. Maybe I?ll just break his arm
or something.
?I?m okay,? I shrug, ?you know, hanging in there.?
?Cool,? says Mark, ?I was just wondering?do you want to come to

Hogsmeade with me on Saturday??
Okay, I was NOT expecting that. Seriously, who asks a pregnant girl on a
date? That?s a bit weird, right? The twelve year old girl inside me is
screaming at me to say yes. I suppose I half want to say yes. Mark is
definitely good-looking, with his sky blue eyes and light brown hair
that frames his face perfectly?but still, is it not weird to date when
you?re pregnant? Isn?t there some rule against it?
?Okay,? I say, ?that sounds fun.?
Am I just completely incapable of saying /no/?
*
Saturday is both Valentine?s Day and the trip to Hogsmeade so on Friday
evening I start planning James? party. James always has me plan his
parties because he?s completely dim when it comes to organisation. He
just takes care of the invites. I?m a bit of a freak when it comes to
organising events. It?s obvious that James knew organising a party would
take my mind off the woes in my life because when I?m organising
something, I pretty much do nothing else.
I go to the library with my folder to start planning. (Yes, I have a

folder ? so what?) Okay, first things first ? themes. I think the theme
is pretty obvious for this party. /Pink/! Seeing as it?s Valentine?s
Day, everyone, including the boys, must wear pink. I?m especially glad
I?m not going now ? pink clashes horribly with my hair. I?m glad this
party is going to be in the Room of Requirement ? it will make the
decorating much simpler. I?m thinking love-heart shaped balloons at
every table (of which there will be about twenty, white, with pink roses
as centrepieces) and soppy love songs playing the whole time. It?s going
to be a classy party?that is until James? friends get there and spike
the pink punch and burst all of the lovely balloons. But I don?t care as
long as I have fun planning!
?Hiya Rose,? I hear a voice say. It?s Jenny.
?Hey Jenny, I?m just planning James? Valentine?s Day party,? I tell her.
?Ooh, can I help?? she says excitedly and sits down beside me, ?Al just
invited me to it. Are you coming??
?I don?t think so,? I say, ?I?m not really up for a party.?
Jenny nods.
?I understand,? she says, ?but it might do you some good to have some
fun.? She looks at my plans so far. ?Wow, this looks really great! Did
you come up with all of this yourself??
?Yeah,? I say, ?I live to plan! Well, except for pregnancies obviously??

Jenny laughs nervously. I /really/ have to stop making people
uncomfortable.
?Anyway, do you have an ideas?? I ask.
?Hmm?how about a game of spin the bottle?? she asks.
?Spin the bottle?? I say blankly, ?We?re not twelve.?
?I know,? Jenny giggles, ?but it?d be fun! It?s Valentine?s Day after all.?
?Maybe?I?m sure people would go for it when they?re drunk,? I say

reasonably, ?Good idea, Jen. Any more??
Jenny and I have become quite good friends in the weeks after everyone
in Hogwarts found out I?m pregnant. It?s probably because Dom spends
practically all of her time with Malfoy and even when she?s not with
him, there?s such awkwardness between us. I don?t think our friendship
will ever be the same again. Lily hasn?t even spoken to me since I
lashed out at her ? I suppose I don?t really blame her. I was such a
bitch. But Jenny seems to have stood by me. I don?t know why?maybe it?s
because she?s with Al and wants to keep on his good side. Either way, I
appreciate her friendship. She?s much cooler than I originally thought.
?How about Speed Dating for the single people??
?Jenny Winters, you?re a bloody genius.?
On Saturday morning, I get up pretty late and head downstairs to

breakfast. Al is sitting at the Gryffindor table and Dom is at the
Slytherin one ? this is something that happens most mornings now. Al
doesn?t really want to be in Malfoy?s company anymore. When James and
Mark Matthews come downstairs to breakfast, I start to feel really
nervous. I haven?t been on a date in ages. I?m suddenly completely
self-conscious and wondering if I look alright. I?m wearing a pair of
jeans (which are getting really tight now) and a blue jumper ? okay, I
look like a bloody forty year old, but whatever.
?Hi Rose, are you ready to go?? asks Mark. I nod ? oh dear, I feel so
bloody nervous.
?I?m still not sure if I?m cool with this, Matthews,? says James to
Mark, ?I mean, she?s my little cousin.?
?Little?? I scoff, ?I?m only eighteen months younger than you!?
James mumbles something incoherent and still looks a bit annoyed. Al?s
eyes keep darting from me to Mark ? what is it with these Potter boys?
Why do they have to play the bloody hero all the time? Don?t they
understand that I?m a big girl and can look after myself?
I get a letter in the morning post. At first I?m excited that it could
be a letter from Teddy, but the handwriting is too big and curly to be his.
/Rose,
I heard that there is a Hogsmeade trip today and I was wondering if
you?d stop by my place around lunchtime? I?d love to see you and there?s
some things we need to talk about.
I hope you?re well,
Love,
Mum/
It?s a bit short notice, but I know I have to go. Hey, maybe I can get
her to tell me why the hell she and Dad are getting divorced. Doubtful,
but it?s worth a try. Mark and I don?t bother waiting for everyone else
before heading off to Hogsmeade together. It?s not awkward between us
because we?ve been friends for so long. Well, not ?friends? per say, but
he hangs out with James quite a bit so I?ve talked to him loads.
The only time it gets really awkward is when we?re on our way to
Honeydukes and we bump into Dom and Malfoy. They?re holding hands and I
can feel my eyes narrowing of their own accord. Oh god, they?re stopping
to talk, even though I know neither of them want to. It?s like they have
this obligation to be courteous to the pregnant woman.
?Hi Rose,? says Dom uncomfortably.
?Hi Dom,? I say, ?Hullo Malfoy.?
?Hi,? Malfoy mumbles and looks at Mark. Then silence for a few seconds.
?Hi,? says Mark, trying to break the tension.
?So?are you two?? says Dom looking from me to Mark expectantly.
?Oh no!? I say quickly, ?No we?re not together.?
I?ve said that kind of harshly. I hope Mark doesn?t take it the wrong
way. Malfoy?s glaring at Mark, who is looking at his feet uncomfortably.
I just want the ground to open and swallow me up ? is that too much to ask?
I check my watch and realise, to my relief, that it?s almost one o?clock.
?Erm, I have to go to Mum?s,? I say, ?I?ll catch up with you in Zonko?s

later, Mark.?
Before anyone can say any more, I hurry off down the street. I?m not
completely sure where Mum?s place is. She told me it was past the Hog?s
Head, but when I get there, I see no place that could possibly be up to
Mum?s standards. All of the buildings are very dilapidated ? definitely
not Mum?s cup of tea. I can?t imagine what she?d be doing living around
here.
?Rose!?
I see her waving at me from one of the side streets between the Hog?s
Head and the entrance to the Shrieking Shack. As I draw nearer to her I
can see that the huge smile she has plastered onto her face is extremely
fake. She pulls me into a tight embrace and I get that familiar Talcum
Powder smell that I always associate with my Mum. It?s always so
comforting.
?I was afraid you wouldn?t come,? she says.
?Erm?where exactly do you live?? I ask, looking around.
?Follow me.?
She leads me down the side street until we come to a rusted metal door.
She takes an equally rusted key out of her pocket and after a lot of
pushing, she finally gets it to turn in the lock. A couple of rats run
out the door as it opens, making me squeak in shock. Mum jumps slightly,
but she looks used to it.
?This is where you /live/?? I say, not bothering to mask the disgust in
my voice.
We go up about a thousand flights of stairs before we come to another

door with the number 40 on it. Again it takes a few pushes to get the
door open. It opens into a very small and dusty living room with no
furniture, only boxes. Off the living room, I can see a small room that
I suppose is meant to be the kitchen ? it has a cooker and that?s it.
The place is dark and murky ? even James would call it a dump, and his
bedroom resembles nothing more than a pigsty. Actually, that?s an insult
to pigs.
?I know it?s not exactly a palace,? says Mum.
?Not a palace?!? I exclaim, ?Define palace?!?

?Oh don?t exaggerate,? she sighs, walking into the ?kitchen?. For once
in my life, I?m /NOT/ exaggerating. This place is damp, dark and it has
a really funny smell?and not in a good way. I?m pretty sure something
died here.
?Cup of tea?? Mum asks.
?Erm?no thank you,? I say. I can?t imagine what I?d have to drink out
of. I?m surprised the place even has running water.
?So Mum,? I say carefully, ?why did you want to meet me??
?Can?t a mother meet up with her daughter on a Saturday afternoon

without having to explain herself?? Mum asks, coming back out from the
?kitchen? to the ?living room?. I raise my eyebrows at her.
?So are you just going to keep me and Hugh in the dark forever then?? I
ask, cutting to the point ? there?s not point in beating around the bush.
?Rose?don?t start,? says Mum exasperatedly, ?if you must know, I?ve
asked you here to talk about your ? erm, /situation/.?
?I wish people would stop calling it that! The ?little problem?, the
?situation? ? not saying the word doesn?t make it any less real ? I?m
pregnant!? I cry.
?Yes,? says Mum, ?I know. And we need to talk about it because we?ve
been avoiding it for so long.?
/She?s/ been avoiding it more like. It?s hard for me to avoid it when
every snot-nosed idiot at Hogwarts likes to remind me about it between
classes. But of course Mum wouldn?t know about that, would she?
?I?ve been thinking,? Mum continues, ?the baby is due in July, yes??
?Yeah.?
?Well?you could have the baby and then take a year out from Hogwarts.
You could do seventh year with Molly! Then the baby could stay here with
me because it?ll be that bit older ??
?Woah, hold up a second,? I interrupt her, ?firstly, there?s no way any

child on the planet could possibly live in this place ? it?s a tip!
Secondly?who says I?m keeping the baby??
?You?re not keeping it?? says Mum, disregarding what I?ve said about her
new lodgings.
?I?m giving it up for adoption,? I say, ?and I?m doing seventh year with
Al and Dom. I?m going to get my life back on track.?
She doesn?t say anything for a few moments, but she doesn?t look pleased.
?When did you decide this?? she asks quietly.
?Around the same time you and Dad decided you?re getting divorced,? I
reply.
?We never said /divorced/ ??
?Then why are you living in a dustbin, Mum? Why aren?t you back home
with Dad??
?Your father and I?we have some issues that need to be discussed. And
he?s not exactly open about his feelings. There?s not much I can do if
he won?t communicate.?
?So it?s all his fault?? I say, ?Mum, did Dad cheat on you??
Mum shakes her head, but I?m not sure if I believe her or not.
?It was something that happened a long time ago,? she says, ?It?s in the
past. Let?s not talk about it.?
?But if it?s what?s breaking you and Dad up ??
?We?re not breaking up,? Mum insists, ?We?re just on a break ? there?s a
difference.?
I sigh.
?You?re unbelievable,? I spit, ?I can?t believe that I was naïve enough

to believe that I?d get some real answers by coming here. I?m going.?
?Don?t go, please,? Mum begs.
?I have to meet someone,? I say, even though I told Mark I?d meet him at
two and it?s now only half one, ?I?ll see you, Mum.?
I leave her in her ?flat? or whatever the hell you?d call that place and
hurry back to the mainstreet of Hogsmeade. I see Hugo coming out of
Dervish and Banges with some of his friends. When he sees me rushing
towards him, he tells his friends to go on without him, that he?ll catch
up.
?What?s wrong?? he asks. Now that I?m closer to him, I see that he?s
wearing a t-shirt with the band ?Death Metal Eaters? on the front and a
picture of the Dark Mark ? and oh Merlin, he?s wearing eye-liner.
?What the hell are you wearing?? I say, forgetting about our dilemma,
?Oh man, are you wearing make-up??
?What do you want?? he says angrily.
?Have you seen Mum's place yet?,? I ask him, ?I think she and Dad are
breaking up for good.?
Hugo shrugs.
?Like I care,? he says, ?They?re a pair of idiots anyway.?
?I know they are,? I say, ?but I just thought you?d like to know. Stupid
of me to think you?d actually care about anything other than
straightening your hair.?
?I cared when you got knocked up, didn?t I?? he shoots.
?Do you want a medal for caring about your sister?? I snap, ?You?re such
an ungrateful little git!?
?Whatever,? he says, trying to be cool, ?I?m going to get my eyebrow

pierced ? later, ho.?
Who the hell says ?/later, ho/??
?Hugo Harry Weasley, get the hell back here!? I shout as he walks away
from me and towards his friends.
?Problems??
Mark appears beside me. He?s obviously seen me screaming like a mad
woman down the street.
?Sometimes I wish I were an orphan,? I sigh.
Mark throws a very big brotherly arm around my shoulders and gives me a
squeeze before dragging me to a small café called ?Patil Pastries?.
?So Mark,? I say as I dig into the chocolate chip muffin he so kindly
bought for me, ?why did you ask me to come to Hogsmeade??
?I could tell you, but then I?d have to kill you,? he grins.
?Come on,? I smile, ?we?ve known each other for six years, we?ve gone
kitchen-raiding together, snuck out at night countless times ??
?Okay, okay,? he gives in, ?if I tell you, you have to swear not to get
angry and?kill your cousin, okay??
?Which cousin? Believe me, I?m capable of killing all of them.?
?Well?don?t take this the wrong way, Rose. I think you?re one of the
coolest girls I?ve ever met ? I mean, you?re smart and funny?you?re just
a total legend, you know??
?I know,? I say, ?quit buttering me up.?
?Okay?it?s just?since that Laura Phelps bitch announced to the school

that you?re up the spout??
?Thanks for putting it so delicately.?
?? well, James has noticed that you?ve been a bit depressed.?
A /bit/ depressed? That?s the understatement of the millennium.
?Go on,? I say, getting increasingly worried by the second.
?And he asked me if I?d take you to Hogsmeade.?
?He TOLD you to ask me out?? I cry, causing many people to turn around
and look at us, ?I?m going to wring his little neck!?
?He only asked me to do it so you?d feel??

?So I?d feel what? Like I?m not the biggest freak in Hogwarts??
Oh no, I think I can feel tears coming.
?You?re not the biggest freak in Hogwarts,? says Mark, ?what about that
Ravenclaw bloke who eats his own hair??
?Okay, so I?m the second biggest freak after Hairy Joe ??
?And what about that Hufflepuff who takes her pet rabbit for walks on a
leash around the lake??
?Right, I?m the third biggest ??
?And that cross-eyed Slytherin who talks to walls??
?Okay!? I exclaim, ?I?m in the top ten biggest freaks in Hogwarts!?
Mark counts silently on his fingers.
?I?d say top twenty,? he says and I throw a bit of my muffin at him.
?James just wanted you to feel as special as you are, Rose,? says Mark.
?By making his friends ask me out on pity dates??
?Come on, you?re having fun aren?t you?? he says.
?I suppose.?
?And you got to make Malfoy jealous??
?Yeah ? wait, /what/?? I exclaim.
Mark sips his coffee innocently and then smiles knowingly at me.
?I was /not/ trying to make Malfoy jealous!?
?Sure,? says Mark sarcastically, ?But whether you were trying or not
doesn?t matter ? the bloke was jealous.?
?No he wasn?t!?
?Well I?ve never gotten more evil glares than I did from him earlier on
today,? says Mark, ?If looks could kill, Malfoy would be in Azkaban.?
I don?t say anything. What can I possibly say back to that?
?Look, we?re friends, right?? he says and I nod, ?So you can talk to me
about stuff. Stop moping about like the mother of all sorrows and have
some fun! Come to this Valentine?s Day party you?re planning.?
?No chance,? I say.
?Why not??
?Because it?ll be couple central and I?ll look like a complete idiot!? I
exclaim.
?So? You can come with me ? as friends of course,? he adds quickly, ?and
anyway, maybe I need you to make someone jealous.?
?Who do you want to make jealous?? I ask excitedly.
?Ask no questions and I?ll tell you no lies.?
I /hate/ when they say that.

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*A/N - The Valentine's party will be in the next chapter. More

Scorpius/Rose contact comin' up! Keep on reviewing, they make me happy!
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*Chapter 13: The Cherub's Wrath*
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* Amazing chapter image by earthfarie - thanks a million times!*
*Chapter 12 - The Cherub's Wrath*

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I return to Hogwarts before everyone else so I can set up for James?
party. Jenny tags along, nattering away about Al, the party, her dress
for the party, the necklace Al got her for Valentine?s Day and so on. I
nod politely, but I?m not really listening. My mind is on Mum and her
crumby flat, on Dad and the fact that he?s a bastard, and on Hugo and
his new piercing ? can that kid get any weirder? Not exactly positive
thoughts, I know. But nothing in my life seems positive these days.
I get my ?Organisation Folder? from the dormitory and read through the
party plans a few times. We then head to the Room of Requirement. I
concentrate hard on the exact details of the party as I walk past the
wall three times, my eyes screwed up in deliberation. Jenny?s so excited
as the door appears on the wall ? it?s obvious that she?s never been in
the Room of Requirement before. See, that?s the great thing about having
James Potter as a cousin ? I know every single corner of this castle
inside out and backways.
The room is just how I imagined it to be. It?s smaller than the one we
held the Christmas party in back in third year, but there are less
people coming to this one ? every single person in Hogwarts was at the
Christmas one. It?s not surprising we were caught. James got detention
for an entire month after that. There are about twenty white tables,
each with four chairs around them. The chairs have pink cushions and
there are pink love heart shaped balloons at each table. The walls are
draped with pink and red materials and banners that say ?Happy
Valentines Day!?
At the back of the room, there?s a huge space on the floor, with red
cushions placed on the floor in a circle for spin the bottle. Along the
back wall, there are ten small tables, with chairs either side for Speed
Dating. There are speakers on the walls playing music from Merlin knows
where.
?This is amazing!? Jenny gasps.
?D?you think so?? I ask nervously, ?It?s not too much??
?Rose, it?s /brilliant/! You thought of all of this yourself??
?You helped,? I say modestly.
?Oh please,? she says, ?this is all you! Are you sure you?re not going
to come??
?Well?? I say, ?I /might/??
?Oh my god! Someone asked you, didn?t they?? she cries, and starts
jumping around excitedly. She?s like a puppy.
?It?s only Mark,? I say nonchalantly.
?Mark Matthews? Oh Rose, he?s so /hot/!? she says very

uncharacteristically.
?Okay, steady on girl, you do remember a little someone called Albus

Potter don?t you??
?Al knows I love him,? she shrugs and then clasps a hand over her mouth
as if she really didn?t mean to say that.
?You /what/?? I laugh at her embarrassment.
?I can?t believe I said that out loud,? she says and covers her very red
face in her hands, ?please don?t tell him!?
?I won?t,? I say, still laughing, ?but just so you know, I think he

feels the same.?
She looks up and she can?t suppress her smile.
?R-really??
?Sure,? I shrug, straightening the centrepiece on one of the tables,

?He?s liked you since second year. Don?t get all soppy with me?I can?t
really deal with emotions and such.?
?Oh Rose, do you really think he loves me?? she smiles, her eyes filling
with tears of joy.
?What did I /just/ say??
?No,? she says shaking her head, ?No, he doesn?t love me. Why would he??
Is this girl serious?
?Because you?re this petite, curly haired Ravenclaw who doesn?t have any
flaws at all and is just about the nicest person in Hogwarts,? I say,
?and boys like nice girls like you.?
?Do you think so??
?Believe me, as one of the not nice girls, I know these things.?
?You?re nice,? she says, but she doesn?t seem too sure.
?Quit kissing my ass just because you?re going out with my cousin?I know
I?m not nice, and I?m pretty cool with it,? I say.
?Okay?but you?re not /not/ nice, if you get me.?
I don?t, but I nod anyway.
Dom isn?t back from Hogsmeade by the time I return to the dormitory, but
Chastity and Laura are there. They stop talking when I come in. Chastity
smiles kindly at me, and Laura shoots me a malevolent glare.
?Hi Rose,? says Chastity, ?are you coming to the party tonight??
?Of course she?s not,? Laura answers for me, ?Who?d want to go with
/her/? She?s pregnant!?
?Shut up, Laura,? Chastity sighs.
?I am going actually,? I say proudly, ?with Mark Matthews.?
The look on Laura?s face is priceless. Her mouth actually drops open in
shock.
?That?s great!? says Chastity.
?What?? Laura splutters, ?How the hell did you get Mark Matthews to
bring you? Did you get pregnant with his kid too??
?I know this must be big news to you,? I say in a patronizing tone, ?but
you can?t get pregnant /while/ you?re pregnant.?
It takes her a few seconds to process this.
?Whatever, you?re a slut.?

?You don?t have to be pregnant to be a slut,? I say.
?Yeah, otherwise you?d have about fifty kids, Laura,? says Chastity. I
laugh and high-five her.
?Whatever bitches,? she spits, ?You?re just a pair of losers anyway. And
I don?t care if you?re going with Mark Matthews?I?m going with James
Potter.?
She sweeps out of the dormitory, slamming the door behind her.
?She?s lying, right?? I ask Chastity, who looks down at her hands,
?Chas, tell me she?s lying!?
?Erm, he asked her yesterday,? she says quickly.
?WHAT? After he jinxed her in the hallway? After everything she?s /done/??
?I know,? says Chastity, ?I thought it was a bit strange too.?
?I?m going to kill that little git!? I scream and storm out of the
dormitory. I run down the stairs and then across to the boys?
dormitories. When I reach the door that says ?Seventh Years? I storm in
without knocking. Mark and Fred are there and they both jump in surprise
when they see me.
?WHERE IS HE?? I yell.
?Where?s who?? asks Fred looking a bit frightened.
?Where the HELL is Potter??
They both point to the bathroom door.
?Potter!? I scream, banging on the door, ?Cover yourself up, I?m coming
in!?
I burst open the door. James is at the sink, shaving, with nothing but a
towel wrapped around his waist. I grab him by his wet hair and drag him
out of the bathroom. He?s screaming like a girl while trying to keep his
towel on and Fred and Mark are in stitches laughing.
?What the hell?? he screams.

?Laura Phelps?? I yell, ?LAURA PHELPS? Of all the girls in Hogwarts, you
chose HER??
?Ah,? says James, his head sort of twisted around because I still have a
hold of his hair, ?See, the thing about that is ? AH!?
I pull his hair harder because he isn?t in enough pain.
?I surrender!? he cries, ?Please! Don?t make me take off my towel and

use it as a white flag!?
I let go of his hair.
?You?re a backstabbing little git, d?you know that Potter??
?Red, c?mon, it?s not like I?m asking her to marry me.?
?You KNOW how much I hate her, James!?
?Things change!? he cries, ?I?m sorry you feel that way about her??
?Just shut up!? I cry, smacking the back of his head, ?I can?t believe I
actually planned your stupid ass party for you! You?re a selfish prick
and you always have been!?
I storm out of the dormitory and back up to my own. It seems that

between the time it took to go to the boys? dorm, drag my cousin out of
the bathroom, scream my head off at him and then return to my own dorm,
Dom returned from Hogsmeade. I?m in tears of pure anger at this stage.
?What happened?? asks Dom worriedly.
?James Potter happened!? I cry, ?Can you believe he?s going to the
Valentines party with Phelps??
?No way!? Dom gasps, ?But?James hates her!?
?That?s what I thought too but apparently not!?
I fall down onto my bed and cover my face in my hands.
?It?s just James being James,? says Dom reasonably, ?You know what he?s
like ? he thinks with his dick like every other guy.?
I can?t help but laugh. Dom can always make me laugh. I missed this.
?Men are idiots,? I sigh.
?Amen to that, sister.?
Dom and I get ready for the party together and it feels like old times
again. We talk, we laugh, but there?s still the Malfoy issue which is
standing like a big elephant in the room. But neither of us bring it up
? it?s probably better this way. I wear my newest pair of black jeans ?
they?re not really that new, I got them last summer. I don?t really like
shopping. There?s considerably tighter on me now than they used to be.
My pink t-shirt clings to me around the stomach area especially ? how
could I have not noticed how fat I?m getting?
?Maybe this party was a bad idea,? I say, looking at my reflection in

the mirror.
?You look great, Rose,? says Dom. That?s easy for her to say. She looks
absolutely amazing in her denim mini-skirt and pink string top?she makes
me want to cry. She?s so tall ? I?d say she?s pushing 5? 11 ? and slim
and her hair flows so silkily down her back. I have to do about six
different straightening spells on mine before it even looks half way
presentable.
I rummage through my wardrobe looking for some other item of pink

clothing, but I have nothing so I?m forced to wear this skin tight
t-shirt. I throw my light pink cardigan on over it. Mark?s waiting for
me in the Common Room when I come down, wearing a pair of jeans and a
pink t-shirt that says ?Frankie Says Relax? on the front.
?Nice t-shirt,? I say mockingly.
?Hey, it?s nicer than your boring old plain one,? he says, pointing at
my dark pink, skin tight t-shirt.
We head over to the Room of Requirement without waiting for James. If

we?d have waited, I would have been responsible for the death of my
cousin. The room is almost full by the time we arrive. The first person
I spot is Malfoy. He?s wearing a pair of denim jeans, a pink shirt,
untucked, with a black blazer over it. And as much as I hate to admit
it, he looks hot.
?Put your eyes back in your head,? says Mark, ?You?re making it way too
obvious!?
?Making what obvious?? I ask innocently.

?That you want to give Malfoy another good shag right here in the Room
of Requirement!?
That earns Mark a very hard smack upside the head. I spot Jenny and Al
at one of the tables. Jenny?s wearing a very cute pink dress while Al,
like Malfoy, is wearing a pink shirt. It?s a very pale pink ? in fact,
it?s practically white. Jenny jumps up and hugs me and Al nods in
acknowledgement.
?You?ll never believe who James is bringing,? I say.
?Laura Phelps?? says Al, ?Yeah, I know.?
?And you didn?t try to stop him?? I cry
?Since when does he listen to /me/?? Al says, cowering beneath my wrath.
?I swear, if that boy lives to see nineteen, it?ll be a bloody miracle!?
The room is filling up quickly. James must have invited every single
student in school, including the Slytherins. I see Lily with Roxanne
over the opposite side of the room. I catch Lily?s eye and smile weakly
at her, but she turns away in disgust. Apparently she?s never going to
forgive me. Dom drags a very disgruntled looking Malfoy out onto the
dance floor and he very reluctantly obliges. I look away to try to tame
the jealous monster inside me.
?How about a dance?? Mark asks, but it?s more like a demand than a
question.
?I hate dancing,? I tell him, ?I can?t do it!?
?So?? he says, ?You want to make your man jealous don?t you??
?He?s not /my/ man!? I protest, ?And I don?t want to make anyone jealous!?
?Sure you don?t!?
He grabs my hand and drags me onto the dance floor. We end up having a
lot of fun trying to dance. Luckily it?s a fast song and we?re both as
bad as each other ? people have to jump for their lives as we flail our
arms and legs about. But we?re laughing until our sides hurt anyway. At
one point I see Dom laughing at us too, but Malfoy just looks his usual
emotionless self. That boy annoys me.
As quickly as the fast song changes to a slow one, Mark twirls me around
and sends me flying straight into someone while he grabs Dom?s hand and
starts slow dancing with her. She laughs and doesn?t object. And because
the universe absolutely hates me, the person Mark pushed me towards just
happened to be Malfoy. He looks really uncomfortable ? seriously, he
looks like he wants to jinx himself. But then he sees Dom and Mark
dancing so he just shrugs and grabs my hand?and we?re dancing.
?So?? I say uncomfortably. I?m so bad in situations that are in any way
emotional, romantic or sensitive.
?Um, yeah.?
And apparently Malfoy is no better.
So we dance in silence. And it?s fine at first. I try my best not to

think too much about what?s happening and avoid looking at Mark because
he keeps grinning annoyingly at me. But then Malfoy decides to break the
silence and ruins our peaceful swaying.
?Do you not find it weird to be dating while you?re pregnant?? he asks
in a casual tone.
?Do you not find it weird that the guy I?m supposedly dating is dancing
with your girlfriend?? I shoot back.
?So you?re not dating him then??
?What?s it to you?? I snarl, ?It?s none of your damn business. If you?re

allowed to date then so am I!?
?It was just a question, Weasley.?
?And like I said, it?s none of your damn business, Malfoy, so keep your
questions to yourself.?
?Just shut up and dance,? he sighs.
?Don?t tell me what to do!? I say indignantly, but he ignores me and

tightens his grip around my waist.
?I don?t know why I bother with you, Rose Weasley,? he sighs.
?You /don?t/ bother with me,? I say coldly, ?You don?t give a tiny rat?s
arse what?s going on in my life.?
?Well it?s hard when you are constantly pushing me away and running from
me in the corridors.?
?Yeah, when you want to talk about you and me and Dom and the whole
bloody love triangle of doom,? I whisper furiously so Dom won?t hear,
?Have you ever asked me about my morning sickness? Have you ever asked
to see the first scan picture? Have you noticed that I look and feel
like a bloody whale these days? No, of course not, because you?re too
wrapped up in your own world and your own pathetic little love life!?
?Y-you have a scan picture??
?Yes,? I say and pull away from him, ?but I doubt you?ll want to see it
? after all, it?s what?s putting your chance of getting a job in the
Ministry, isn?t it? My ?sprog?? Don?t worry about a thing, Malfoy, as
long as you have your cushy little life, then you have absolutely
nothing to worry about. You?re a selfish git, d?you know that? A typical
bloody Slytherin.?
He looks stunned at my vicious outburst, but I storm away from him

before he can say any more. Al and Jenny are out on the dance floor now
so I can?t talk to her; Dom and Mark are still dancing together; James
and Laura are snogging in a corner (I hope they choke on each other?s
saliva); Molly is chatting away to some bloke over at the Speed Dating
tables; Lucy is playing spin the bottle with the other first and second
years. Roxanne is dancing with Lysander Scamander, while Lily sits at a
table by herself with her arms folded. Hugo and his emo/Goth/whatever
the hell they are friends are even pairing off to dance with one
another, which includes Dom?s younger brother, Louis, who has ended up
with a rather large fifth year girl and doesn?t look too happy about it.
I?m not even sure where Fred is, but I?m pretty sure he and James are
responsible for the group of drunken fourth years in the corner ? they
spiked the non-alcoholic Butterbeer again.
I leave the Room of Requirement, wondering why the hell I went there in
the first place. Before I turn the corner to head towards the Gryffindor
tower, I hear a very nervous voice and pause to listen.
?H-h-hi Lily?no?/Lily/! How are you? No?there you are Lily!...Miss

Potter, how are you this fine Valentine?s Day??
I?d recognise that vague, wistful voice anywhere, although it?s a lot
more uptight than what I?m accustomed to. I round the corner.
?Hello Lorcan,? I say.
Lorcan Scamander jumps and quickly turns away from the wall he was
talking to. He blushes furiously ? it?s very odd to see him blushing.
But I suppose Lorcan has always been the shyer of the Scamander twins.
He?s not as upfront, yet spaced out, as his mum, Luna and his brother,
Lysander. Lorcan is more like his Dad, Rolf.
?Hello Rose,? he says quickly, ?Lovely day ? erm, I mean night, isn?t
it? Are you enjoying the party? Or were you enjoying the party I should
say, as you?re clearly not at the party anymore?hmm, interesting time of
year, Valentine?s Day. I hear the cherubs are being extra nasty this
year ? did you know that, contrary to popular belief, cherubs are not
the loving, romantic creatures we make them out to be, rather evil
beings who shoot flamed arrows ??
?Lorcan!? I exclaim as he stops to take a breath, ?Enough!?
He coughs uncomfortably.
?Why are you not at the party?? I ask him.
?I don?t know,? he shrugs, ?everyone else seems to be pairing up ? it?s

not like I have anyone to pair up with.?
I wish he wouldn?t say stuff like that. It makes me feel really

uncomfortable.
?Well?Lily?s all by herself too. Maybe you could dance with her?? I
suggest and he goes a deep shade of scarlet and mumbles something
inaudible.
?Come on,? I say encouragingly, ?I?m sure she?d love to dance with you.?
?I?I don?t think so,? he says, ?I think I?ll just have an early night.?
?But it?s only nine thirty,? I point out.
?Ah yes, I better return to the common room before the Night Nargles
awaken,? he says.
?Lorcan, how many times have I told you that there is no such thing as
Nargles, Night Nargles, Christmas Nargles or St Patrick?s Day Nargles,?
I say exasperatedly.
?Mother says ??
?Whatever,? I say, not wanting to hear exactly what Luna Scamander said
because I?d be here all night, ?Just come back inside and have some fun.
There are no Valentine?s Day Nargles, right?? I try to joke.
?No, but the traditional ?Cupid? associated with Valentine?s Day is a
cherub and like I was saying, this year the cherubs are being extra nasty??
The boy goes off on another rant, so I take him by the arm and steer him
back to the Room of Requirement. Lily is still sitting alone at her
table, biting her nails.
?Go and keep her company,? I say, ?She looks bored.?
Lorcan nods, takes a deep breath and walks over to Lily. I watch as he
points to the seat beside her, she shrugs and he sits down on it. After
a few minutes she seems to have warmed up to him because they?re
chatting and laughing away. On the other hand, Dom and Mark have stopped
dancing and she?s back dancing with Malfoy. James is sitting at a table
with Al and Jenny and his arm draped around Laura Phelps. I feel so
betrayed seeing Al and Jenny sitting at the same table as that bitch
that I can almost feel my blood boiling and my ears reddening in anger.
Why do things like this always happen to me? Why can?t I be the one
dancing or cuddling with some boy? Why do I have to be the one to pay
for my mistakes, when everyone else seems to get away unscathed?
All of my natural Granger-ness leaves me and I?m left with nothing but
Weasley rashness. I march over to Mark, who is at a table pouring
himself a Firewhiskey, grab his head and kiss him fiercely on the lips.
Then, after a few moments, I break away and run from the room ? but not
before I notice Malfoy frowning at me.
Mark was in shock. He followed me out of the Room of Requirement looking

very flustered indeed, something that is most unusual for him.
?That wasn?t part of the plan,? he stated.
?I know,? I said, ?I was improvising.?
?Right,? he nodded, ?So?that was?just?improvisation??
?Exactly.?
?Well just so you know, it worked very well,? Mark smirked, ?Malfoy
looks fit for murder.?
?I hope he does murder someone and then ends up in Azkaban where all the
bloody Malfoys belong!? I said, sounding exactly like Dad. Mark looked
shocked by my outburst, but we both knew I didn?t mean it.
?But?I think James is going to kill me,? Mark added, looking genuinely
worried.
?If I don?t kill him first,? I muttered, ?I?m just so sick of them all.?
Mark pulled me into a hug, and I was so glad that there was no
awkwardness between us after I forced myself on him. I have to say, it
was a very bad time for Malfoy, Al and Jenny to walk out of the Room of
Requirement, but they did. Mark and I broke apart quickly, but it was
too late. Malfoy was looking a bit put out, while Al and Jenny just
rushed back inside. Mark decided that Malfoy and I needed time alone
(even though that was the last thing I wanted), so he left too.
?That was a pretty pathetic attempt to make me jealous, Weasley,? said

Malfoy nonchalantly.
?Well it?s a good thing I wasn?t trying to make you jealous then,? I lied.
He grinned annoyingly.
?I?m sure,? he nodded, ?Did you know you?re a terrible liar??
?Did you know you?re a terrible kisser?? I shot back childishly.
?Good comeback,? he said sarcastically, ?I suppose that?s why I have a

girlfriend and you?re throwing yourself at your cousin?s friend to make
people jealous.?
?You?re a bastard,? I snapped, ?Just go curl up and die, do us all a

favour!?
?Ooh, getting a bit hormonal??
?I used to think Dad was wrong about you,? I said, ?but now I can really
see how you truly are the son of Draco Malfoy and the grandson of Lucius
Malfoy. It actually hurts me that I?m half responsible for bringing
another Malfoy into the world.?
I know I got personal ? maybe I even went a bit far.
?It?s better than being the daughter of a Mudblood and a Weasley,? he

muttered, but he looked like he instantly regretted it. It was way too far.
?Look, Rose, I ??
?How the hell is Al friends with such a dickhead as you?? I shot, ?My
Mum may be what you call a ?/Mudblood?/, but at least she wasn?t a Death
Eater who killed innocent people. Are you proud of who your father is??
?I didn?t mean ??
?Just piss off,? I snapped and stormed off.
So now I?m in my dormitory, plotting the death of Malfoy and James.

Well, maybe not their deaths ? but I definitely want to put them in the
hospital wing for at least a week. My thoughts are distracted by a
tapping on my window. It?s an owl with a letter tied to its leg. I throw
open the window, untie the letter and let the owl fly back out towards
the Owlery.
/Rosie,
You don?t know how great it is to hear from you. Harry told me about
what happened with that Laura Phelps girl ? if I was there I?d give her
a good hex. I know you have my old Standard Book of Spells book, so turn
to page 77 (I think) and I wrote a pretty good hex that makes people
grow beards in ten seconds ? try it, it?s amazing!
About this adoption thing ? are you sure you?ve thought this through? I
mean, you?re obviously going to be a bit emotional and all that, so
don?t make any rash decisions. You don?t want to do something you?re
going to regret. You?ve always been sensible, Rosie, I know you?ll make
the right decision.
I?m really sorry about your parents by the way. Harry and Ginny are
trying their best to get them to talk. I don?t think it?s the end for
Ron and Hermione ? they?re just going through a rough patch. And just so
you know, your dad does NOT hate you. I know he?s acting like a spoiled
child, but he?ll come round, I promise.
I?m glad you and Al and James are sticking together, but don?t exclude
Dom and Scorpius. They?re probably taking this just as hard as everyone
else. It must be strange for Dom to have her cousin pregnant with her
boyfriend?s baby! Don?t kill me, but I don?t think you guys should fall
out over this. As for Lily, she just has a schoolgirl crush ? she?ll
grow out of that.
I?m so glad you were the bigger person and wrote to me. Let?s not fight
anymore, okay? By the way, Vic wants you to be a bridesmaid at the
wedding (which is in April ? I know it?s so soon, but that?s a whole
other story). I?d love it if you were.
Write soon Rosie,
Love,
Teddy/
I read and reread the letter over and over. I have him back. I know he?s
getting married, but I?m having a baby, so I guess we?re even. I don?t
care when the wedding is, because having a married Teddy is a damn sight
better than having no Teddy at all. I realise now that I was being
selfish when I sent that stupid first letter to Ted ? I should have been
happy for him, like a real friend. I realise now how he felt because I
treated him the same way Lily is treating me ? like a stupid schoolgirl
with a crush.
*_Scorpius POV_*
I don?t bother waiting for Al before heading back to the dungeons. Not
that he?d actually want to walk with me anyway. I?m thinking he?ll keep
giving me the silent treatment for another two weeks or so ? that?s
enough time to forgive me for sleeping with his cousin, right?
His cousin.
What is her problem anyway? She thinks she?s the shit, when really she?s
just a sarcastic little?little?I don?t know what she is. Well, one thing
I know is that she?s pregnant and it?s my fault.
I really didn?t see that one coming. Now I find myself up shit creek
without a paddle. My life is finished. Every time I think of the fact
that Rose Weasley is pregnant by me, I feel so scared that I think I?m
going to pass out.
I shouldn?t have done it.
Done what, I hear you ask? Well, a number of things I suppose. I

shouldn?t have gotten drunk and slept with Rose Weasley for one. True,
I?ve liked her since first year, but really, getting a girl drunk and
pregnant is not the way to go about pursuing her. But I?ve always done
things the awkward way. I mean, I asked Dom Weasley out to make Rose
jealous ? that one came right back to kick me up the arse.
I?ve always been so smug and confident around girls. I suppose arrogance
is to be expected from a Malfoy. But who knew the bloody Karma police
were on patrol? I don?t think I?ve ever done anything so bad to deserve
all of this. True, my grandfather killed loads of innocent people and my
dad tried to kill Albus Dumbledore. And sure my Great Aunt Bellatrix was
a psychopathic killer who murdered her own cousin, Sirius Black. And
/maybe/ my family have been pureblood, power-driven weirdo?s for the
last few centuries, but technically /I/ didn?t do all that stuff.
I did use Dominique Weasley though. It?s not that I don?t like her ? I
mean, her great grandmother was a freaking Veela after all. She?s one of
the most gorgeous girls in school, even if she does have werewolfish
tendencies (it?s not good to kiss her at the full moon, I learned the
hard way). But there?s something about Rose that makes me go a bit crazy
when I?m around her. She?s different from all the other girls. She says
what she thinks and doesn?t give a damn what people say back. That?s
what I?ve always liked about her. And it?s also what drives me ?round
the fucking twist.
I fall back onto my bed in my dormitory. It?s bloody freezing in here,

but it?s always freezing in the Slytherin dungeons. It?s like they think
we?ve got all this pure blood to keep us warm so we don?t need HEAT or
anything. Salazar Slytherin was a bit of a plank when I think about it.
I maintain that the only reason I?m in Slytherin is because apparently
Slytherins are ?ambitious?. (And cunning and evil and sadistic bastards,
but we?ll forget those parts). That?s the reason Al Potter is a
Slytherin too. We know what we want, and we?re willing to work to get it.
I want Rose. I want her to stop being so bloody immature and to stop
talking about this adoption crap. I want her to stop kissing Mark
Matthews, the git. I don?t care how friggin? dreamy he is! I mean, if I
were a girl or gay, I?d WELL go for Matthews, but alas I find myself
with a penis and an attraction towards girls. I?m telling myself that
the only reason Weasley was kissing Matthews was because she was trying
to make me jealous, but she seemed pretty persistent that she doesn?t
like me.
Al returns to the dormitory shortly after me. I suppose he was walking

Jenny to the Ravenclaw tower. I would have walked Dom to the Gryffindor
tower, only she had James and Fred to walk with, so I assumed she
wouldn?t want me tagging along. He sort of grunts as a greeting and then
pulls off his clothes and jumps into bed without another word.
?Fun night?? I ask cautiously, praying that he?ll talk back.
?Yeah, ?suppose,? he grunts.
Then there?s silence for a few minutes. I know he?s not asleep because
he?s not snoring. None of the other two guys, Briggs and Parkinson are
back yet. They?re okay guys, I guess. Briggs is a bit stupid, but he?s
pretty cool. Parkinson is the son of Pansy Parkinson, a pug-like woman
who never married so we take great pleasure in screaming ?Your mum?s a
slut!? at him. It?s really funny, he goes so red he actually looks like
a tomato ? no joke. Anyway, his mother /is/ a slut. She?s had at least
twenty boyfriends in the last two years. And she used to be a stripper.
?Al,? I start, ??if you were a girl or gay, would you do Mark Matthews??
Al pauses for a second and then bursts out laughing.
?Scorp, you get weirder by the day,? he sighs, ?but yeah, I so would.
Although having said that, you wouldn?t kick that Gryffindor bloke Jason
Sloper out of bed on a cold night.?
?Too true,? I agree.
We stay quiet for another few minutes.
?Sorry, mate,? I say.
?I know,? he says back stiffly. Don?t you just hate awkward apologies?
?Let?s forget it?water under the bridge, yeah??
?Water under the bridge,? I repeat.
Except it isn?t really water under the bridge. If I just slept with Rose
then we could say ?water under the bridge, no harm done?. But the harm
has been done and there is no bridge.
?How about Kyle Boot?? Al asks.
?Too muscular,? I reply, ?He might crush you when he hugs you.?
?Yeah,? Al agrees, ?And he?s so popular, he?s likely to cheat.?
?What you want is the likes of Jason Patterson in Hufflepuff,? I say.
?Yeah!? Al agrees, ?He?s got those really blue eyes.?
?Yeah, and he?s a brilliant Beater!?
?He wouldn?t cheat.?
?Never.?
?Scorp??
?Yes Al??
?I think we left our balls back in the Room of Requirement.?
?Mate, I was just thinking the same.?
*_Rose POV_*
Everyone gets up late the day after the Valentine?s Day party. Most
people are grinning stupidly, but I float around with an extremely stern
look on my face, as if daring someone to mess with me so I can scream my
head off at them. I stay in the common room doing homework for most of
the day and blatantly ignore James and Laura Phelps. I think James is
ignoring me too come to think of it - I think he's mad that I kissed
Mark. Dom is out with Malfoy for most of the day, not that I care or
anything after his display yesterday and the fact that he called my Mum
a Mudblood. Idiot.
?Um, Rose??
Lily appears beside my desk and I look up from my Potions essay for the
first time in about an hour. She looks a bit nervous and she?s twisting
her long hair around on her index finger.
?Hi,? I say, surprised that she?s talking to me and not glaring evilly
at me.
?Can I?? she asks, pointing to the chair beside me. I pull it out and
pat it and she sits down, smiling. I missed her.
?What can I do for you??
?I just want to say I?m sorry,? Lily sighs, ?I know I?ve been so
immature about Scorpius. It?s not like you did anything wrong.?
?I?m sorry for what I said,? I say, ?I was a bitch. Friends??
?Friends,? she grins her father?s grin, ?and?thanks for talking to Lorcan??
She blushes furiously.
?No problem,? I wink, ?he?s a good guy. He just needs a nudge in the
right direction.?
?Yeah?he is a good guy,? she says distantly.
?Who knew one of the Scamander twins would cause the indestructible Lily
Potter to blush,? I grin.
?I?m /not/ blushing!? she protests and blushes even more.
For the next few days, Lily and I are on better terms than ever before.
Although I?m still not talking to James (nor is he talking to me), Dom
and I are back to being best friends and even Al seems in a better mood.
Life has become a lot more bearable. Dom is really supportive of my
pregnancy and even wanted to see my scan picture. She said ?aww? when I
showed it to her, but I doubt she could see much more than Hugo or I
could. I?m thinking she may be secretly plotting my death ? seriously,
who could be /that/ happy for someone who?s having a baby with their
boyfriend?
Hugo, however, is becoming completely insufferable, as most brothers

are. He?s dyed his light brown hair to jet black and not only does he
have his eyebrow pierced, but he also has his lip done too. And now he?s
saying that as soon as he turns seventeen, he?s getting a tattoo of the
dark mark on his wrist. Honestly, that boy is so clueless sometimes. I
don?t think he gets that the dark mark is a sign of all the suffering
our parents and grandparents went through, but more of a fashion
statement. Then again, James went to the last Halloween party dressed as
Voldemort. They?re both as stupid as each other.
So it seems that reconciliation is in the air. I think the biggest

surprise came after Transfiguration on the Monday after the Valentine?s
Day party. Malfoy held back after class and Dom hurried off to Herbology
without waiting for me. He looked a bit sheepish and out of pure
stubbornness, I walked straight past him, with my head held high. Malfoy
followed me out of the classroom and had to run to keep up with my fast
pace.
?Weasley, hold up!?
I kept walking.
?Come on, would you at least talk to me?? he pleaded.
?Why, so you can just insult me and my family again?? I shot, breaking
my vow of silence.
?Look, I?m sorry. We both said things we didn?t mean.?
?I meant them,? I snapped, ?You?re an arrogant, idiotic, selfish ??
?Yeah, so you?ve said,? he interrupted me, ?But can?t we just start again??
I stopped walking so suddenly that a small first year walking behind me

crashed into me and fell backwards. Malfoy grinned and helped her up,
and she rushed down the corridor blushing furiously. I glared at him.
?You have to stop frowning, your face will end up stuck that way,?
Malfoy smirked.
?Shut up.?
?Okay, seriously, I think we have to stop this?whatever this is. We

can?t be at each others throats the whole time.?
?Why not? I?m pretty okay with hating you,? I snapped.
?I?m sorry about what I said about your mum,? he shrugged, ?But being an
arsehole sort of runs in the Malfoy bloodline in the same way red hair
runs in the Weasley one.?
?So you?re telling me this kid,? I pointed at my stomach, ?Is going to

be a red-headed arsehole??
?It could be a blonde,? he shrugged, ?But the point is, I didn?t mean
what I said. And I think we should be friends.?
I raised my eyebrows.
?You really think we can be friends?? I asked sceptically.
?I think we should try,? he shrugged.
I surveyed him for a moment, trying to figure out if he was being

serious or having me on. He seemed genuine. I held out my hand.
?Alright, friends,? I said.
?Friends,? he smiled, shaking my outstretched hand.

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*A/N ? See, lots of Rose/Scorpius communication! They?re friends now!

And this was a long chapter too (over 6,000 words), so you can?t
complain, right? I hoped you liked the Scorpius POV, I had to put it in
to show that he's not a heartless git who doesn't care about Rose - he's
a boy.
Anyhoo, thanks so much for reading, please drop a little (or big, I
don?t mind) review, it?d be much appreciated. And you have to admit, I?m
becoming much better at answering them now! And if anyone does have a
question, you can check out my Meet the Author page ? I?ll answer any
questions you have! (Except if they?re to do with the meaning of life or
trigonometry ? they?re not my strong points!)
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*Chapter 14: Ask Your Mother*
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*Chapter 14 - Ask Your Mother*

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Being friends with Malfoy turns out to be easier than I?d first
anticipated. I?ve controlled my feelings (whatever they were) for him
and I can stand to be around him and Dom now. Al and Malfoy appear to be
friends again and Dom and Jenny seemed to get on pretty well when I
introduced them. My life would be close to perfect if my stupid parents
could just swallow their pride and talk to one another. Oh, and if James
broke up with Laura Phelps ? they?ve been dating for two weeks now,
meaning I haven?t spoken to him in two weeks. But I suppose I can?t have
everything.
Today is the rematch between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Wood was going
crazy that it took so long for the match to be rescheduled. Most of the
team members had detentions or apparition classes or extra Herbology or
Hogsmeade trips on all of the Saturdays since January, so now, on the
first of March, the match is finally taking place. James picked some
fifth year boy to replace me as keeper. It?s weird to be going to watch
a Quidditch match where Gryffindor are playing. I feel sort of left out.
Although I don?t feel half as left out as Laura Phelps must feel ? she?s
been banned from every Quidditch match from now until the end of her
seventh year.
Jenny sits with me and Lily in the Gryffindor stands. Jenny and Lily
clap wildly when the Slytherin team fly out onto the pitch. At first I?m
confused as to why Lily, a Gryffindor, is clapping and then I see Lorcan
Scamander doing a lap of the pitch with his beater bat in his hand.
Jenny?s smiling and clapping at Al, who?s still on the ground. The
Gryffindor team fly out and James and Al shake hands before taking off
into the air. After a few moments, it?s difficult to see who anyone is ?
they?re all just green and red blurs.
/"Welcome students to what should be an exciting rematch between

Gryffindor and Slytherin! The first match in January was called off due
to - erm - keeper issues...but, erm, anyway, here we are, Saturday,
March 1st for what's tipped to be the best match of the season -"/
?/Crap/!? I exclaim and Lily and Jenny jump at my sudden outburst, "It's
March 1st?!"
?Rose, are you okay?? Lily looks really worried.
?It?s Dad?s birthday!? I slap myself on the forehead, ?I completely

forgot! I?ll be right back!?
I rush away before they say anything. When I leave the Quidditch
stadium, I contemplate going to the Owlery to send him a letter, but I
know it would never reach him in time. I head back to the school, and
run up to the Gryffindor tower. I grab the emergency stash of Floo
Powder I have in my trunk and floo my head to my house. Our living room
comes into view ? and Merlin, it?s messier than ever. There are empty
beer cans scattered all over the place, discarded pizza boxes and bits
of unfinished food all over the floor ? Mum would have a fit if she saw
the place. Then again, this place looks like bloody Buckingham palace
compared to what Mum?s living in.
Dad himself is asleep in the armchair, snoring to the high heavens. His
hair obviously hasn?t had a cut since I last saw him, because it now
falls right into his eyes and flicks out at the back. He looks
absolutely pathetic.
?Dad?? I call.
He doesn?t even stir.
?Dad?? I say louder.
Nothing.
?DAD??
He couldn?t be?dead?
No, since when do dead people /snore/?
?RONALD WEASLEY!? I shout, sounding very much like Mum.
?My-nee?? he stutters as he jumps up. He looks wildly around him for a

moment until he sees my head sticking out of the fireplace.
?Rose,? he yawns, ?Are you alright??
?I?m fine.?
?Why are you flooing me at this time?? he looks at his watch.
?You mean twelve in the afternoon?? I roll my eyes, ?I just wanted to

wish you a happy birthday.?
He looks confused for a moment.
?My birthday?s not til Saturday,? he says.
?It /is/ Saturday.?
?Oh right,? he says awkwardly, ?Erm?thanks.?

There?s awkwardness for a few moments. Dad starts rubbing his forehead
and it?s clear he has one hell of a hangover.
?Dad, this place is a mess,? I say softly.
?No, it?s just a bit ??
?It?s a dump!? I insist, ?And the place Mum is staying in is even worse!
Would you two please just talk??
?I have nothing to say to her,? he says childishly.
I sigh heavily.
?Will you at least tell me why you two are fighting? Is?is it my fault??
I can?t stop my voice from shaking.
Dad?s face softens considerably. He sits down on the rug by the fireplace.
?Rose, it?s not your fault,? he says, ?Don?t ever think that. This has
nothing to do with you or Hugo.?
?Well then what is it?? I cry. Dad shakes his shaggy head.
?It?s complicated.?
?I?m a big girl, I think I?ll be able to understand.?
?It?s?? he trails off, ?Just?just ask your mother.?
Great, the ?ask your mother? excuse. Why do fathers always think that
that will get them out of everything?
?Did you cheat on her?? I shoot angrily, ?Is that why??
Dad?s blue eyes narrow.
?Oh so it?s my fault?? he cries, ?It?s always my fault! Maybe your mum
isn?t as squeaky clean as she makes herself out to be! Did you ever
think that maybe, just maybe, /she/ was the one who cheated on me??
I stare at him in shock. He is not serious. There?s just no way my Mum?
Would she?
?Surely you can?t be serious??
?I am serious,? he frowns and pauses before adding, ?And don?t call me

Shirley.?
When I was a kid, Dad and I used to watch the movie ?Airplane!? every
Christmas and that was one of our favourite lines from it. Dad grins and
makes my heart feel so much lighter.
?I have to go,? I tell him, ?I?m so sorry I doubted you.?
?It?s okay,? he says, ?And Rose?...I?m sorry for being?you know?the

worst Dad in the world.?
?You?re the best Dad,? I smile, ?You?ll always be the best Dad to me.?
I pull my head back out of the fire. Now filled with a new anger towards
my mother, I run from the common room to the statue of the humpback
witch that guards the secret passageway to Hogsmeade. James told me
about it way back in my first year. At least that little idiot is good
for something, even if it is just breaking the rules. I tap the statue
with my wand and say ?/Dissendium/?. The statue opens up, as it always
does, and I climb down into the passageway.
When I finally reach Honeydukes cellar, I try my best to creep out of

the shop without being noticed. I make my way to the top of the main
street in Hogsmeade and then down the little laneway where I know my
mother?s supposed ?flat? is situated. I point my wand at the old rusted
door of the block of flats.
?/Alohomora/!?
What?s the point in using pleasantries such as knocking first when I

know I?m about to kill my mother anyway? As I run up the many flights of
stairs, I meet a hag who scowls at me for no apparent reason ? it?s
probably because I?m young and don?t have a massive wart growing on my
eyelid like she does. Anyway, that?s besides the point. I reach Mum?s
flat and bang on the door like a mad woman. Mum answers looking very
angry at first, but then smiles when she sees it?s me.
?Rose! This is a pleasant surprise! I didn?t know you had a Hogsmeade

trip today ??
I storm past her into the flat and for a moment I forget why I?m here.
The flat looks completely different. Firstly, it?s about three times
bigger than it was and is now fully furnished with leather couches and a
television. The kitchen is as big as the one at home and there?s a
bedroom beside the living room that definitely wasn?t there the last
time I was here ? with an ensuite. Mum must have done some serious work
to this place with DIY spells.
?Do you like it?? she asks excitedly, ?It took me ages but ??
?Did you cheat on Dad?? I interrupt her.
I really want her to say no. I want her to say that Dad?s making it up,
that there?s some other stupid reason that they?re fighting.
?Look, Rosie ??
?I?ll take that as a yes,? I snap.
?Just sit down,? she orders, and I do as she says. She sits on the couch
(the very comfortable couch, I might add) and faces me.
?So, did you cheat on him?? I ask again.
?You make it sound like I was having some illicit affair,? she shakes
her head, ?It was nothing.?
?It sounds like it was something!? I say angrily.
?It was before you were born, honey,? Mum says, as if that makes it okay.
?What did you do??
Mum sighs and runs a hand through her bushy brown hair.
?I never thought I?d have to talk about this again,? she says, defeated,
?It was after your father and I got engaged ??
?You cheated while you were /engaged/?!?
?Let me tell the story, Rose!?
I shut up.
?Anyway, we?d just gotten engaged and we were?I don?t know?we were going
through a rough patch, shall we say. It wasn?t anything serious. We just
had loads of little fights over the smallest of things. Then your Aunt
Ginny invited us to a party at one of her team mate?s houses ? you know,
from the Holyhead Harpies ? so Ron and I went. We?d just had another
little fight over Merlin knows what and I was in an exceptionally bad
mood with him by the time we arrived at the party.
?He hung around with Harry the whole time ? who, of course took Ron?s
side as he always does ? and I was left on my own because Ginny had to
talk to all of her team mates too. So I decided that for the first time
in my life I would drown my sorrows. That was a bad idea, especially
because I wasn?t used to drinking ??
?Tell me about it,? I mutter.
?But then I ended up meeting an old, erm, friend who I hadn?t seen in
years. He was a friend of one of the Harpies and he was a Quidditch
player too?Viktor Krum.?
?Isn?t he that really crap Bulgarian player?? I ask.
?He isn?t /crap/,? says Mum, ?That?s just something your father made up.
In fact, Ron used to be quite the fan of Viktor before??
?Before what??
?Well?let?s just say I had a ? erm ? thing with him back in my fourth
year.?
Mum had a thing with Viktor Krum? She?s blushing now.
?Anyway, Ron?s ex was at this party too, Lavender Brown. He was flirting
with her to make me jealous. So I, in my intoxicated state, sort of??
?Sort of what?? I ask worriedly.
?I?/kissed/ Viktor.?
?And??
?And that?s it!? she says.
A kiss?
One kiss?
That happened about eighteen years ago?
/That?s/ what?s breaking up my family?
?And Dad knows it was just the one kiss?? I ask her.
?Yes, but he keeps throwing it back in my face! That?s why I got so

angry with him, Rosie. He was using it against me again?he tries to make
me feel guilty and I just can?t deal with it anymore! I?m not going back
to him until he grows up!?
I stay quiet for a few moments. I can?t believe how childish both of my
parents are being ? I mean, Mum kisses some Bulgarian bloke once before
Mum and Dad were even married and now they?re divorcing? I?ve never
heard anything more ridiculous in my life! (Apart from James dating
Phelps.)
?Mum?you shouldn?t have done it,? I say, ?But it?s in the past now.
Can?t you just talk to Dad? I mean you must have something you can throw
back at him that could cancel out the kiss??
Trust my parents to break up over something so pathetic. Why do they

have to be so bloody stubborn? Mum doesn?t say anything.
?Do you still love Dad?? I ask her, sort of afraid of her answer.
?I?ve loved your Dad since I was twelve,? she admits, ?I?m hardly going
to stop now, thirty years later.?
?And he still loves you,? I tell her, ?You should see the state of him,
he?s a bloody mess, Mum. Please just talk to him.?
?But he?s the one who ??
?I don?t care!? I cry, ?I just can?t take your bickering anymore! Please
try to fix it ? for me and Hugo??
I stay to have lunch with Mum and then head back towards the school.
It?s quite a long walk from Hogsmeade to the castle and I?ve never
really noticed it until today. It?s half past one by the time I reach
the castle and the Quidditch match is well over. I don?t meet anyone I
know the whole way up to the Gryffindor tower, so I have no idea who has
won until I go in through the portrait hole.
The common room is empty except for James, Al and Lorcan Scamander. How
odd. Lorcan is sitting on the couch while James and Al are on footstools
opposite him with very grave looks on their faces. They haven?t noticed
my arrival.
?So what exactly are your intentions with Lily then?? Al asks, sounding
very intimidating.
?I ? I ? I?? poor Lorcan isn?t able to string a sentence together.
?Don?t waste our time, Scamander,? says James, ?Do you plan on messing
her about??
?Yeah, because we don?t take kindly to people who mess our little sister
about, do we James?? Al says.
?No, we don?t,? says James, ?In fact, the last guy who messed Lily about
hasn?t been seen in quite some time.?
?Last I heard of him, he was still in the burns ward in St Mungo?s,?

says Al.
Like James and Al could ever put anyone in St Mungo?s. Lorcan looks
absolutely terrified.
?I w-won?t mess her about,? Lorcan stutters.
?You better not,? James says darkly, ?Because you do remember who our
father is, don?t you??
?Harry Potter, the bloke who defeated the darkest wizard of all time,?
Al says, as if Lorcan doesn?t know.
?Faced a Hungarian Horntail,? James adds.
?And about a hundred Dementors at once,? says Al.
?A little pipsqueak like you should be no trouble to him at all,? says

James.
I roll my eyes ? like Uncle Harry would ever hurt Lorcan Scamander.
Lorcan?s mother is one of Harry?s best friends!
?And our mum is an accomplished caster of the Bat-Bogey Hex,? says Al.
?Our uncle is half-werewolf.?
?Not to mention Teddy,? Al adds.
Lorcan is trembling.
?Good one Al ? Teddy?s half-werewolf too.?
?Yeah, so between Uncle Bill and Teddy, you?ve got yourself a full
werewolf!?
?So,? James says, ?If you even dream about hurting Lily in any way at
all, you better watch your back.?
Lorcan nods, still shaking madly.
?I won?t hurt her,? he says, ?I promise.?
?We know you won?t,? says James, ?You?re a good guy. We just have to
give you this warning. It?s our duty as Lily?s older brothers.?
?Don?t make us have to repeat it,? says Al, standing up. James still has
his red Quidditch robes on and Al and Lorcan are in their green ones.
?Hi guys,? I say, and each of them jump at my ?sudden? arrival, ?Giving
Lorcan here the usual talking to??
I say it sarcastically ? which is /so/ unlike me.
?Didn?t hear you come in, Red,? says James, but I ignore him as I?m
still angry at the fact that he?s with Laura.
?Lorcan, don?t worry about these idiots,? I tell him, ?Their barks are
much worse than their bites.?
I think the word ?bites? makes Lorcan even more frightened. He smiles
nervously and then runs from the common room ? poor bloke.
?You two have to stop with the protective older brother role,? I snap,
?Lily will murder you if she finds out.?
?Yeah, like she could hurt /us/,? Al scoffs.

?Your mother isn?t the only one who?s an accomplished caster of the
Bat-Bogey Hex,? I snap and the two boys look slightly nervous at this
revelation. ?So tell me?who won??
Al?s face splits into a wide grin while James scowls miserably.
?Slytherin ? obviously!? Al says smugly, ?You two Gryffindor losers are

welcome to come to the party in the dungeons.?
?I?d rather eat Dudley Dursley?s old sock, thanks,? says James bitterly.
Al makes an L sign with his thumb and index finger before disappearing
out of the portrait hole. James and I are left alone in the common room,
and scowl at each other before going up to our dormitories. Dom is
getting changed in mine and she looks fit to kill.
?I heard about the match,? I say.
?Ten points!? she exclaims, ?Ten bloody points in the difference! If our
keeper had only looked at what he was supposed to be doing instead of
checking out Fiona Jordan then we might have won! Scorpius is /never/
going to let me live this one down!?
I smile sympathetically at her, but I too am absolutely gutted that we

didn?t win the match. We never lose to Slytherin. In fact, Gryffindor
haven?t lost a match since James became captain in his fifth year.
The Slytherin party spreads from the dungeons as the day progresses. It
seems that they?re celebrating the fact that they finally beat
Gryffindor after almost six years of losing to them. At dinner, the
Slytherins decorate the Great Hall with green banners (you?d swear it
was the final or something!) and chant ridiculous songs, while praising
Al as if he?s their god.
/Potter Potter Potter!

Oi! Oi! Oi!/
Oh how very original. James looks fit for murder and is even more
disgusted at the fact that Lily is over with Lorcan at the Slytherin
table. Dom is sitting beside me and she looks just as angry as James ?
she hasn?t spoken to Malfoy at all.
/Go on the boys in green, go on the boys in green? /

?If they don?t shut up right now,? Dom mutters, ?I?m going to cast an
Avada Kedavra curse over at the Slytherin table and I don?t give a toss
who it hits!?
?I think we should just plant a bomb ? you know, wipe out the whole lot
of them,? I say.
/Potter is our King!

Potter is our King!
He always shoots the Quaffle in
Potter is our King!/
?That?s /my/ song!? I protest, disgusted at the fact that the Slytherins
stole it.
?Actually, it?s your Dad?s song,? James said, ?And the Slytherins are
the ones who made it up ? obviously it was intended to insult him.?
/Slytherin rule!
Gryffindor are tools!
Malfoy went and caught the snitch
And Jamesy is a little b-/
James throws his Astronomy book at a large seventh year Slytherin and it
hits him right between the eyes ? legend.
/2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate?
Not the lions!
Not the lions!
They?re so crap they?ll never win
Cos we are SLYTHERIN! /
?We bloody well beat them every other time we play them!? I exclaim.
Dom has a very firm grip on her fork and she looks like she?s going to
throw it any moment now. That?s if I don?t get there first.
?Come on,? I say, ?Let?s go back to the common room.?
/One legend Potter

There?s only one legend Potter
One legend Potter!
There?s only one legend Potter?/
Dom, James and I leave the Great Hall before we?re even finished our
dinner. The Slytherins chant and jeer as James leaves the hall, but
before leaving, he flicks his wands at the Slytherin posters. They
previously read things like ?Serpent Success!? and ?Slytherin are the
best?. They now read ?Serpents are shits? and ?Slytherin is scum?. I
know he shouldn?t have given them the satisfaction, but it?s pretty
funny that nobody can change the banners back.
James and I forget our petty squabbling for a while as we unite in the
hatred of all things Slytherin. Dom is equally angry.
?Smug bastards!? James cries, kicking the armchair in the common room,
?I?m ashamed to say my brother is their captain!?
?I hate them,? Dom practically screams, ?I hate the whole lot of them!?
?I know,? I agree, ?I mean, they win one lousy match one time ??
?By ten miserable little points!? James exclaims.
?By ten points!? I continue, ?And they?re acting as if they own the
school!?
Dom slumps down onto the armchair that James has just kicked and I sit
cross-legged on the floor by the fire. We all have similar looks of
disgust on our faces.
?If you think of it logically,? I say after a few minutes, ?We?re still
in with a good chance of winning.?
?No we?re not,? says James miserably.
?We are!? I insist, ?If Slytherin lose to Ravenclaw in the next match
and we beat Hufflepuff ??
?Yeah, but we won?t beat Hufflepuff,? says James.
?That?s a very defeatist attitude!? I say angrily.
?He means?we can?t win without you, Rose,? says Dom.
?What? Of course you can win without me!? I exclaim, ?I was only a
keeper ? and a bad one at that!?
?You were a great keeper ? one of our best players,? says James
seriously, ?Carmichael is rubbish in comparison. He?s the reason we lost
the stupid match.?
We fall silent again. I can?t help but feel like I?m partly responsible
for Gryffindor?s defeat.
?Well then you know what you have to do, Jay,? I say and he looks at me
expectantly, ?Get Slytherin?s keeper pregnant.?
Dom makes a disgusted face.
?You have seen Henrietta Flint haven?t you Rose?? Dom asks in repulsion,
half-laughing.
?There?s one who must have been dropped on her face as a baby,? says James.
?Seriously,? I laugh, ?I do know someone who is a good keeper, even if

she?s never played on a team before.?
?Who?? asks James.
?Lily.?
James and Dom look at each other sceptically.
?Lily?? James scoffs, eyebrows raised, ?As in my little sister??
?Okay, I know she may not show it, but she?s a good player,? I insist,
?I?m telling you, when we were kids we used to play with Dad and Uncle
Harry the whole time ? she?s better than me even.?
James considers this.
?She won?t do it,? says Dom.
?Why wouldn?t she??
?She won?t even go to try-outs,? she says, ?I?ve asked her to try out
loads of times.?
?That?s because she?s scared that James and Fred will make fun of her,?
I tell her, ?I?ll make sure she?s at the next practice.?
We hear voices coming through the portrait hole and Lily is the first to
come in to view, holding hands with Lorcan. Dom and I smirk at each
other, but James is frowning. Lorcan looks absolutely terrified at
James?s death glare. Then James?s face turns from angry to disgusted in
a second when Lorcan and Lily and followed in by Al and Malfoy, draped
in green scarves and still wearing their green Quidditch robes.
?Lily,? James calls, ?Come here a minute.?

He looks angry, but not half as angry as Lily will be if he makes a show
of her. She lets go of a very nervous looking Lorcan?s hand and walks
over to James.
?What the hell are /they/ doing here?? James hisses at her.
?You mean our brother, his best friend and our close family friend?? she
asks coolly.
?I mean,? he whispers furiously, ?dirty, scumbag Slytherins!?
Oh dear ? that was the wrong thing to say.
?You are unbelievable!? Lily hisses back, ?Those scumbags were your
friends up until you lost a stupid Quidditch match!?
?Now Lily, Quidditch isn?t stupid ? let?s not say things we don?t mean,?
I say reasonably. She shoots me a fiery look to match her mothers so I
shut up.
?Stop being such a sore loser,? Lily snaps at James, ?It?s just a game!?
?You don?t deserve the name Potter!? James yells, jumping up from his seat.
?Oh and you do?? she screeches, ?You?re an idiot, James! Dad?s been
telling us since we first came to Hogwarts how Slytherins and
Gryffindors should get along or else another war could result ? and here
you are trying to keep old prejudices alive! You make me SICK!?
Al and Malfoy stop chanting ?Go on the boys in green? at Lily?s scream.
Lorcan looks like he?s about to pass out. He?s obviously learned the
?never piss Lily Potter off? rule. Malfoy goes to sit on the arm of
Dom?s chair and puts his arm around her, but she shrugs him away ?
apparently Quidditch comes before love. I try to suppress a laugh, but I
can tell that there?s a smirk on my face. Malfoy just looks annoyed.
Lily storms out of the common room, followed closely by Lorcan. Al is

laughing like a maniac (I have the slight suspicion that he?s drunk.
Albus Severus Potter has never been drunk, as far as I know, especially
not at four o?clock in the day).
?There?s /no way/ she?s coming onto our team!? James roars at the
portrait hole, even though Lily?s gone. James shoots Al and Malfoy a
very dirty glare and storms up to his dormitory, slamming the door
behind him.
?Some people are bad losers,? Al says, sitting down in the chair that
James has just vacated.
?Some people are even worse winners,? I reply.
?What about that time Gryffindor won the cup ??
?Which time?? I interrupt, ?We?ve won the cup quite a bit.?
?Last year,? Al continues, ?You lot didn?t shut up about it for a month,
and you made every single Slytherin?s bowl of Cheerios spell out
?Salazar was a puff? and ?Slytherins fly like Muggles?.?
?That was pretty funny,? Dom laughs and I nod in agreement.
?Don?t worry, we?ll do the same again this year,? I grin.
And it?s true ? I?m not going to let Slytherin win. If I hear another
Slytherin chant, I?m going to go insane in the membrane.
/We are the champions my friend

And we?ll keep on flying ?til the end?/
Eurgh.
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*A/N - Okay, so I'm only about 40% happy with this chapter. I know not
much happens, but I need to address issues such as the Ron/Hermione
thing and the Quidditch rematch - can't just forget 'em can I? (",)
Anyhoo, I know all of ye love a bit of Rose/Scorp contact and there
wasnt much in this chapter (hell, there wasn't any!) but in following
chapters there's more. I don't know if you liked or hated this chapter -
I'm pretty indifferent towards it. And I've noticed a LOT of people hate
Dom, but I hope you start liking her soon and realise that she's not
going out with Scorpius to annoy Rose (they're best friends after all),
she just likes him. Well, who wouldn't? Thanks so much for your reviews
(over 700 - my jaw dropped like this :O and stayed that way)! And
because you've all been total legends, here's a preview of the next
chapter: *
/?What?s wrong?? he asks, glaring at my stomach, which I?m still
clutching, ?Is it the baby? Holy shit, are you having it now??
I roll my eyes, grab his hand and place it on my stomach.
?Can you feel it?? I ask excitedly.
He shrugs and looks at me as if I?m a crazy person.
?Erm, Weasley, what am I supposed to be ? whoa! Was that?was?did it just
kick?? /
*So there ya go, I hope that keeps you going 'til the next chapter is
validated. (",)
padfoot4ever x*
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*Chapter 15: My Father's Daughter*
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*Chapter 15 - My Father's Daughter*

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It seems like every day is the same ? the early morning vomit,
breakfast, mid-morning vomit, class, late morning vomit, class, lunch,
class, dinner, possible vomit (depending on what was for dinner),
homework, study, early evening cry, homework, mid-evening cry, relax in
Common Room, bed, midnight cry and sleep. Well, that?s the basic
schedule. It changes now and again.
A week after the Slytherin ? Gryffindor match, the Slytherins are still
singing their ridiculous victory chants. Dom, who is even more impatient
than I am, put two sixth years Parkinson and Briggs in the Hospital Wing
on Wednesday for singing ?Weasley is our King? (except they changed it
to ?Weasley is a Minger??they?re about as smart as a sack of Gobstones).
So Dom now has detention, which she still maintains is worth it.
Today is Saturday and while Dom is in the Hospital Wing cleaning bedpans
(poor girl), Lily and Lorcan have gone for a stroll around the lake and
Al and Jenny have become study partners. It?s day of the sickening
couples, methinks. I, however, am chilling out in the Common Room with
my feet up on the coffee table reading a book called ?Predicting the
Sex? ? it?s a kind of Divination book that helps you predict what sex
your baby?s going to be, among other stuff. It?s a load of crap really.
/Step One: Tea Leaves/
I look into my cup ? my tea leaves appear to be making the shape of a

brown blob-like object. That means...the baby will have brown eyes. Wow,
genius ? I couldn?t have figured that one out on my own considering
/both/ of the kid?s parents have brown eyes.
/Step Two: Palm Reading/
Apparently I have to count the amount of lines on my index finger and on

my thumb on my right hand and then divide that by the number of fingers
I have (excluding thumbs) on my left hand. Who the hell comes up with
this stuff? Okay, I got five.
/0-4 ? The child will inherit its paternal grandmother?s hair
5-9 ? The child will inherit its father?s hair
10-14 ? The child will inherit its maternal grandfather?s hair
15-19 ? The child will inherit its mother?s hair/
Right, so according to this book, I have a brown-eyed, blonde haired child.
/Step Three: Touch and Temper/
Place your hands on the base of the bump and sing this song.
And then there?s a very long Latin song that goes on for three ? no,
/four/ ? pages. Well bugger this for a game of soldiers. I place my
hands at the base of my ever-growing bump and start to sing (well, more
like try to decipher what the hell the words are and how to pronounce
them).
?A-tru dom-in-ay?ma-in-ci-poh,? I start and trail off.
And then I feel a really weird feeling. I mean, really weird. It?s
like?it?s almost as if the baby is ?
Oh dear Merlin, my baby is /kicking/! And there?s nobody else in the

Common Room to feel this!
I run from the Gryffindor tower, clutching my stomach, not wanting to

miss a single kick. I decide to rush to the Hospital Wing so Dom can
feel this. The bloody corridors are empty too because everyone is either
outside or in their common rooms. When I reach the fourth floor, I spot
someone ? finally.
?Malfoy!? I call, ?Malfoy quick!?
Malfoy, who is with a group of friends, turns around and spots me,
clutching my stomach on the staircase. His face changes from calm to
frantic in a split-second. He runs over to me.
?What?s wrong?? he asks, glaring at my stomach, which I?m still

clutching, ?Is it the baby? Holy shit, are you having it /now/??
I roll my eyes, grab his hand and place it on my stomach.
?Can you feel it?? I ask excitedly.

He shrugs and looks at me as if I?m a crazy person.
?Erm, Weasley, what am I supposed to be ? /whoa/! Was that?was?did it

just /kick/??
Malfoy looks like a little kid at Christmas. He has a stupid lopsided

grin plastered onto his face as he looks at my tummy as if it?s the most
amazing thing he?s ever seen in his whole life. He starts bouncing up
and down excitedly, looking around for someone to show this to, just
like I was a few minutes ago.
?It stopped,? he says, and his face falls.
?It can?t kick all the time,? I tell him, ?If it did I think I?d just
throw myself off the Astronomy tower!?
?That was so cool,? he says, as if he?d just seen a very spectacular

game of Quidditch.
?I know.?
Malfoy takes his hands away from my no longer moving stomach, still
grinning widely. He seems more excited about this than I do.
?Make sure you tell me the next time that happens,? he says seriously.
?You do realise that babies kick a lot, right??
He nods excitedly.
?I know, but ??
?It?s kicking again!?
Malfoy puts his hands on my stomach again.
?See, I told you they kick a lot.?
The baby didn?t kick much for the rest of the day, but I didn?t really
mind. I was still excited from the other kicks. I was so excited that I
didn?t even care about the dirty and mocking stares that I still got
whenever I walked down the corridors.
But then I remembered.
I?m giving it up for adoption. I thought this would be easier. I mean,

I?m hardly ready to become a parent ? adoption is the fairest thing,
isn?t it? Every time I even think of giving the baby away, I get this
horrible feeling deep in my heart, as if it?s telling me that I?m doing
the wrong thing.
I need to talk to Mum.
I hurry off to Flitwick?s office to ask for permission to go to

Hogsmeade. I mean, as a prefect, I really shouldn?t be just heading out
to Hogsmeade whenever I feel like it. I should be setting a good
example. However, if Flitwick refuses to let me go to Hogsmeade, I?m
going to have to sneak out. It?s in my blood.
After ten minutes of convincing Flitwick that it really is an emergency,

he lets me go to visit Mum. I go the normal way as opposed to the secret
underground passage that leads me to Honeydukes. I?m practically out of
breath by the time I reach Mum?s flat and after climbing up the many
flights of stairs, I?m almost sure I?m going to pass out. I should
really do more exercise.
I knock on her door, but after five minutes of knocking and waiting, I
realise she?s not in. Defeated, I trudge down the stairs again. Now who
am I supposed to talk to? Bloody mothers ? they?re good for absolutely
nothing. When I leave the building, I think about heading to Honeydukes
to pick up a couple of tonnes of chocolate, but then I remember that I
promised Flitwick I?d go straight back to the school.
On the way up the street, I end up walking straight into someone because
I wasn?t looking where I was going. Typical me.
?Watch where you?re going!? the man snarls.
It?s /Draco Malfoy/.
?Sorry,? I mumble.
?Oh, it?s you,? he says, ?I?ve been meaning to speak with you.?
Oh yes, me too Mr Malfoy. Tell me, how?s the wife?
?Oh??
?Not here,? he mutters and looks around, ?The Three Broomsticks.?

I don?t know why, but I follow him into the Three Broomsticks. The place
is fairly empty except for a couple of warlocks sitting in the corner.
He points to a table and I sit at it as he goes up to the bar. I have to
say this is the weirdest date I?ve ever been on. Draco returns to the
table with a Firewhiskey for himself and a Butterbeer for me. I look at
it with a raised eyebrow and then focus my sceptic gaze on him.
?With all due respect,? I start with absolutely no respect evident in my

voice, ?What is it you want??
?I just wanted to see how you?re ? erm ? doing,? he says, clearly lying
through his teeth, ?You are carrying my /grandchild/ after all.?
?Yes, but I thought you wanted nothing to do with me or my ?sprog?? It?d

ruin your precious little boy?s chances of getting a job at the
ministry, right? Merlin forbid your father being a Death Eater had
already done that,? I say sarcastically.
Draco?s eyes narrow.
?You truly are your father?s daughter,? he hisses, as if what he said is

an insult.
?Yes, and proud of it,? I say calmly.
He leans back on his chair and takes a sip of his Firewhiskey. I haven?t
touched my Butterbeer. Rule number one of being a Weasley ? never trust
a Malfoy.
?I can help you,? Draco continues after a few moments.
?Help me with what??
?Your financial issues,? he says.
?I don?t need, nor do I want your money,? I spit.
?You haven?t heard me out, Miss Weasley,? he says.
I pause and then sigh impatiently.
?I?m listening.?
?I can offer you a way out of your predicament,? he says calmly, ?Have
you ever heard of the healer Blaise Zabini??
I nod ? Dad mentioned him in passing a few times with nothing more than
disgust in his voice. But I?ve also heard he?s quite a good healer.
?He?s the best healer of his day,? Draco goes on, ?And he?s also a
personal friend of mine.?
?Congratulations,? I mutter.
?He can help you.?
?Help me do what?? I sigh, getting a bit sick of this conversation.
?All it takes is one simple spell and it?ll be as if that mistake ?? he

points to my stomach ?never happened.?
I study his face for a moment. Is he joking? He has to be joking.
?Think about it,? he says, ?You can get your life back together. You?re
sixteen, am I right? You?re hardly more than a child yourself.?
I frowned at him.
?Unless I?m misinformed,? I say coldly, ?Weren?t you a Death Eater,

plotting the death of Albus Dumbledore at my age? A little baby seems
trivial compared to that.?
?You shouldn?t believe everything Daddy and Uncle Harry tell you,? he
says in a patronising tone.
?Why not?? I ask, ?It?s true, isn?t it? My dad wasn?t lying when he said
you were a cowardly little ferret.?
He twitches at the word ?ferret?.
?You should consider my offer,? he says, ignoring my last comment, ?I?m

willing to offer you a lot of money.?
?You?re willing to pay to have your grandchild killed? Wow, that?s low
even for you Mr Malfoy,? I say.
?It?s not a child,? he says, ?Not yet.?

?It kicked this morning,? I say defiantly, ?Your son seemed pretty
excited about it. I?m sure you felt the same way the first time Scorpius
kicked.?
He takes another sip of Firewhiskey.
?I was ready for a child,? he says, ?I was married and in love. You, on
the other hand, are carrying the baby of your cousin?s boyfriend. Do you
really think /Scorpius/ wants it??
?Well this morning ??
?He may have gotten excited when he felt a couple of insignificant

kicks,? Draco scoffs, ?But he has no idea what being a father entails.?
?And you do?? I ask heatedly, ?Is that why your own son felt the need to
break your nose and spend Christmas with us??
?Scorpius has always been a bit of a firebrand,? he shrugs, ?But he?ll

grow out of it. My poor boy has a romantic view of the world. He doesn?t
realise what you keeping this baby would mean for him. All he sees is a
little version of himself that he can teach Quidditch to.?
?What?s wrong with that??
?He?ll get bored of it once he realises that kids drain every bit of
energy from you,? says Draco, ?Not to mention the amount of money it
costs to raise them. Do you really think it?s fair putting that sort of
financial strain on your parents??
I never really thought of the financial end of things. When Dad was
growing up, money was always a problem for his family. According to him,
Draco Malfoy used to sneer him for it the whole time. Now he finally is
financially stable it wouldn?t be fair for me to throw this burden on
the family. We?d be struggling to make ends meet, just like Nana Molly
and Grandad Arthur were when my Dad and his siblings were growing up.
?I?m willing to offer you compensation, Rose,? says Draco, ?How does a
thousand Galleons sound??
They sound very nice. But that would probably be the most immoral thing
in the world! Accepting money from a former Death Eater to have an
abortion? Why don?t I just go outside and burn a bunch of puppies and
laugh at the homeless?
?I don?t know,? I say unsurely.

?You don?t honestly want to keep that baby do you? I can?t imagine your
father wants you to keep it?it?s half-Malfoy.?
?And you don?t want it because it?s half-Weasley,? I say.
?Malfoys and Weasleys will never be friends, no matter how much your
generation think they will,? says Draco.
?I?m sorry Mr Malfoy, but I have to go,? I say and jump up from the
table, leaving my Butterbeer untouched. I hurry out of The Three
Broomsticks, but Draco follows me out and grabs my arm.
?Think about my offer, Weasley,? he hisses, ?Don?t make the biggest

mistake of your life.?
?Let go of me,? I snap.
?/Rosie/??
Malfoy lets go of my arm quickly and I turn around to identify the owner
of the voice. It?s him ? today sporting jet black hair and bright blue
eyes. It?s Teddy. I can?t help but let a smile wash over my face. He?s
not looking at me though; he?s glaring at Draco Malfoy.
?What do you want, Malfoy?? Teddy shoots, frowning.
?I was just having a word with Rose here,? says Draco, ?It?s none of
your business, Lupin.?
?I think you?ll find it is my business,? says Teddy, ?And if you lay one
finger on her again, I?ll rearrange your face, got it??
Oh be still my racing heart!
?You?d want to watch yourself,? says Draco, ?You wouldn?t want to end up
the same way as dear old Remus and Tonks now would you??
Teddy grabs Draco by the scruff of the neck and pushes him against the
wall of The Three Broomsticks.
?Get lost, Malfoy,? Teddy spits, ?You pathetic little excuse for a man.?
Teddy shoves him and then lets go. Draco turns to me.
?My offer still stands,? he says, ?Think about it ? don?t be as stupid
as the rest of your family.?
With that, he turns on the spot and disapparates. I run to Teddy who is
ready to embrace me in a hug.
?What are you doing here?? I ask when we break apart, grinning up at him.
?I came to see you, actually,? he says, ?And I thought I might drop in

on Aunt Hermione too. Christ you?re getting big!?
?She?s not home,? I say and slap him on the arm for the ?big? comment,
?That?s why I?m here. Then I got sidetracked by Malfoy.?
?What did he want anyway?? Teddy asks, now walking towards the school.
?He wanted me to have an abortion. He says Blaise Zabini can do it with

one spell?and he offered me a thousand Galleons to do it,? I say.
?I hope you told him where to shove it,? Teddy says angrily, ?I?d love
to give him a good thump in the face.?
?It seems like that?s everyone?s ambition in life ? Mum and Scorpius for
example,? I say.
?Scorpius hit him? I always knew I liked that bloke.?
When we reach the school, we head to the Great Hall for dinner.
Everyone?s head turns at the sight of Teddy. I can see some of the girls
? including Laura Phelps, who?s sitting beside James ? eyeing him with
interest. Who can blame them? He is by far the best looking guy in the
room.
?Ted! What?re you doing here, mate?? James stands up and shakes his
hand, grinning from ear to ear. I scowl at him ? I may have united with
him against the Slytherins and their idiotic chants, but I still hate
him for going out with Laura. Al rushes over from the Slytherin table to
greet Teddy, followed closely by Louis from the Ravenclaw one and Lucy
from Hufflepuff. It?s a Weasley reunion.
We eat dinner with Teddy and Dom arrives in half way through looking
very disgruntled.
?That stupid fuckwit Madam Pomfrey made me re-clean the stupid Hospital
Wing because some arse of a first year came in and threw up all over the
floor! I?m suing, I swear to Merlin, I?m taking this place to the
cleaners ? Teddy, what are you doing here?? she rants.
?Alright future sis-in-law? I hear you were in detention,? Teddy grins

at her.
?Don?t get me started,? she growls ? see, that?s her werewolf tendencies
coming out in her.
?We won?t,? says Fred dully.
?So why are you here then, Ted?? asks Dom, piling her plate high with
food and wolfing it down savagely.
?I?m delivering wedding invites,? he says and pulls a pile of

invitations out of his pocket.
?Wow, she?s got you on a tight leash,? Al laughs, ?Sending you all the
way up here!?
?I wanted to see you guys too,? Teddy admits, ?And I was going to
deliver Hermione?s, but she?s not home. So here you are.?
He hands invitations around to James, Al, Lily, Hugo, Roxanne, Fred,

Lucy, Molly and finally me.
/Bill and Fleur Weasley cordially invite

Miss Rose Weasley plus guest
To celebrate the marriage of their daughter
Victoire Apolline Weasley
To
Ted Remus Lupin
On April 20th 2023
Ceremony and reception at Chez Delacour
RSVP /
?Chez Delacour?? I read, ?Where?s that??
?It?s my grandparents? house,? says Dom, ?It?s just outside Paris.?
?Yeah, Vic decided it?d be best to have it there ? you know, it?d be
warmer,? says Teddy.
?It?s the day after my birthday!? I grin.
?Really?? Teddy says in mock surprise, ?Because you /never/ remind us of

it.?
?Yeah, it?s not like you have a calendar counting down the days beside
your bed or anything,? Dom joins in.
?Well if wit were shit you?d all have diarrhoea,? I say tetchily.
?Rose, you really do say the most vulgar things at times,? says Al,
shaking his head.
Teddy leaves shortly after dinner. He hugs everyone, but I notice that
he hugs me the longest. When we break apart, he pulls me to the side so
we can talk.
?Look, Rose,? he says, ?Are you seriously considering giving your kid up
for adoption??
I sigh heavily.
?I don?t know anymore,? I admit, ?I mean, I can?t put this financial

strain on Mum and Dad ??
?Bullshit,? says Teddy, ?They?re loaded and you know it.?
?Well, Malfoy doesn?t want a kid ??
?Are you sure about that?? Teddy asks, ?It seems like if he didn?t want
it, it?d be him making you get rid of it, not Draco Malfoy.?
I look down at the ground. The glow from Teddy?s ocean blue eyes is
blinding me.
?Rosie, you?ll be a great Mum,? says Teddy softly.
I can?t stop myself snorting at that.
?Are you serious? Are we forgetting the time I babysat Lucy and she
ended up with those mysterious burns? Or the time I deliberately locked
Hugo in the broom cupboard at home and Mum and Dad called the police
because they thought he?d run away? Or the time I was minding that
Muggle couple?s kid and I ended up in a heap on the floor, tearing my
own hair out? I was in St Mungo?s for a week, Teddy ? a /week/.?
?Okay, point taken,? Teddy nods, ?But you?ll be great when the time
comes. I promise. Just don?t do something you?re not totally sure of.?
?What if I?m not great, Ted? What if I turn out to be a completely
rubbish mother and as a result my kid will suffer? Like, what if he or
she becomes the next Voldemort? I mean, it is half Malfoy, they hardly
have the best records ??
?Rose, have I ever told you that you over-think things way too much??
?I do not,? I say stubbornly.
?I?m not going to argue,? says Teddy, ?Just take care of yourself, yeah?
I?ll write to you soon.?
I give him one last hug and he leaves. Sometimes I wish my brain would
just stop thinking, even just for an hour or so. I don?t want to think
about what Draco Malfoy offered or what Teddy?s telling me to do. I
don?t even want to think about the fact that my baby kicked, because I
get an awfully guilty feeling every time I do. I just want to sleep.
I head back up to the Gryffindor tower. I decide to take the shortcut

through the tapestry instead of traipsing the whole way up the stairs. I
pause just outside the tapestry when I hear voices from inside. Everyone
knows it?s the Snogging Spot, so you?re always bound to get some juicy
gossip if you linger outside it ? and only sad people like me do.
?Someone?s going to hear us!? I hear a girl?s voice giggle softly.
?No-one comes this way anymore,? a boy?s voice says.
?What if we?re caught??
?So? It?s about time we were,? says the boy.
?Don?t start this again, Mark,? she says.
Mark? Mark Matthews? This just got a whole lot juicier!
?C?mon Dom it?s been a month,? says Mark.
Holy Hippogriffs! Dom! I knew I recognised that voice!
?I know,? she says sadly, ?It?s just ??
?What??
?I can?t do it to Scorp,? she says.
?Seems to me you?re already doing it do him,? says Mark angrily, ?Or am

I just a bit of fun you can meet behind the tapestry any time you like??
?Don?t be stupid,? Dom says, ?It?s just?I don?t know if I can just dump
him. I mean, we?ve been together for three and a half months.?
?Yeah, and you?ve been with me for one of them,? says Mark, ?You?re
obviously not happy with him.?
I hear her sigh heavily.
?Look, Dom,? Mark pauses, ?I love you.?
I?m starting to think that this isn?t a conversation I should be

hearing, but my feet appear to be stuck to the floor.
?Really??
?I?ve always loved you,? says Mark, ?Since I was in third year and you
were in second.?
?I love you too,? Dom whispers.
I don?t mean to point out the obvious or anything, but Dom is with
Malfoy! What the hell is she playing at? I turn and run the long way up
to the Gryffindor common room where I find James and Laura Phelps
snogging on one of the armchairs. My mind is too preoccupied to even
jinx them so I run up to my dormitory and wait for Dom to come back.
We have some /serious/ talking to do.

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*A/N - Little cliffe for ye! It's not a big'un, so you can't be too
angry! Just to answer a few questions that are poppin' up - a lot of
people are confused as to how far along Rose is. This chapter is set a
week after Ron's birthday (March 1), so it's March 8. Rose got pregnant
on James's birthday, which was October 14. (By the way, I just made up
loads of the Next Generation birthdays - JKR hasn't confirmed them). So
she is roughly five months pregnant at the minute. The baby is due in
July (as mentioned in an earlier chapter). Also, Scorpius hasn't been
kicked out by Draco - the reason he stayed at the Potters for Christmas
was because his parents were away (see chapter 2, I think). He and Draco
aren't on good terms at the minute, and although Draco seems like an
irrational so-and-so right now, he does love his son deep down and only
wants what he thinks is best.
Thanks so much for all the reviews! The reason my updates are so quick
is that I had these chapters pre-written for ages and also the queue is
quite short at the minute!
Happy May!
padfoot4ever(",)
P.S - Many of you guessed the Mark/Dom thing - kudos! Or perhaps I'm
just getting predictable in my old age...*
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*Chapter 16: Secrets and Cigarettes*
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Chapter 16 - Secrets
and Cigarettes*
Dom didn?t return to the dormitory until after I?d fallen asleep and
when I woke up, she was already gone down to breakfast. It?s almost as
if she?s avoiding me. I?m quite thankful for that ? I mean, what do I
even say to her? I?m contemplating talking to Mark about this, but that
may not be such a good idea either. After all, I wasn?t supposed to be
listening to that conversation. I may just erase my own memory, make
everything simpler.
The Common Room is empty except for Lily and Lorcan. It seems Lorcan
spends more time up here than he does in the Slytherin dungeons. I smile
and wave on my way past them, but I don?t stop to chat as I make my way
out of the portrait hole and down to breakfast. Everyone in the Great
Hall seems to have their attention focused on the Gryffindor table ? on
my cousin, in fact. James is standing ? yes, standing ? on the
Gryffindor table, looking very annoyingly smug. That can?t be hygienic ?
Merlin only knows where those feet have been.
?Oi! Listen up!? he yells to everyone around him, though he needn?t have
bothered because everyone?s attentions are on him anyway, ?I have an
announcement to make!?
He reaches down and pulls Laura Phelps by the hand and lifts her up onto
the table beside him. I finger my wand in my pocket, because I swear to
Merlin if he proposes, I?m going to jinx the pair of them. Laura is
glowing and looks extremely excited.
?Laura,? he declares, ?I?m dumping you!?
The colour drains from her pretty face and her mouth drops open in
shock, as does mine. Some girls cheer, some guys howl, but mostly people
are laughing. Laura jumps down from the table, hides her face in her
hands and runs from the Great Hall. James looks extremely proud of
himself. He then jumps down from the table, high-fives a couple of
people and bounces over to me, grinning.
?Hey Red!? he exclaims, ?Are you proud of me? This was the plan all
along. I?m getting her back for being such a b??
I slap him, hard, across the face.
?You evil little /bollocks/!? I shriek, ?How could you do that to her??
?I thought you hated her!? James cries, rubbing his now red cheek.
?I?m not her biggest fan,? I admit, ?Of course she was a bitch for what
she did to me. But I know what it feels like to be dumped in front of
the whole school and it?s not fun, James! I wouldn?t wish it on anyone!
Do you have to be so bloody thoughtless all the time??
I storm out of the Great Hall, ignoring James?s shouts. I rush back
upstairs to the common room, where Lily and Lorcan are now snogging and
don?t even notice me running by them. Laura is in the dormitory, as I
suspected she would be. She shoots me a malicious glare as soon as I
walk in.
?Get out of here!? she cries. She?s flopped onto her bed and there are
tears running down her face ? and I feel sorry for her. I know I
shouldn?t feel sorry for her after everything she?s done. She?s a two
faced, scheming little bitch who hangs out with those stupid slutty
seventh years who say ?O?M?G? after every single sentence and try to
flirt with Professor Davies. I should really be trying to eradicate the
likes of her, but no. I?m feeling sorry for her.
?Laura I ??
?I have to hand it to you Weasley,? she interrupts me, ?You?re a lot

more evil than I gave you credit for. Who knew /you/ could play dirty??
?You think I was in on that?? I exclaim, ?Laura, I had no idea what his
plan was!?
Laura scoffs.
?Yeah right. You?ve hated me ever since I told everyone you?re pregnant.?
?Actually I hated you long before that,? I admit coldly, ?But I still
wouldn?t do it to you. I know what it?s like to be humiliated in front
of the whole school. It?s not nice, is it??
She raises an eyebrow.

?Why are you here?? she asks suspiciously.
?I wanted to make sure you?re okay,? I shrug, ?We?re not all as

cold-hearted as you, you know.?
?But you hate me,? she says.
?And you hate me,? I reply, ?But I don?t hate you enough to humiliate
you in front of the whole school. That?s the difference between us.?
She pauses for a moment and then adds:
?And I have nicer hair.?
She can never resist getting a dig in. I have to say, she looks sort of
guilty. I turn around and leave her in the dorm without saying another
word to her. I go to the library to do some homework and don?t even
bother getting breakfast. I?ll pop down to the kitchens later on. I get
started on my Ancient Runes essay that has to be in for tomorrow. As
soon as I put the quill to the parchment, Malfoy slides down onto the
chair beside mine. Suddenly my heart is pounding furiously ? I feel so
guilty in his presence. Should I tell him? I know it?s not my place but ?
?Hey Fatty,? he grins. I frown at him.
?You should know better than to call a pregnant girl ?Fatty?, Blondie.
I?ll sit on you,? I threaten.
?Please don?t, I quite like my legs,? he says and I punch him on the arm.
?Someone?s in a mood,? he observes, rubbing his arm, ?I?m the second

bloke you?ve punched today and it?s only eleven.?
?James deserved it,? I scowl.
?If you say so,? Malfoy shrugs, ?I thought you didn?t like Laura since
she so brutally blurted out about Kiefer ??
?Who or what the hell is Kiefer?? I ask.
?Kiefer!? he says, pointing to my stomach, ?The baby!?
?That baby is not going to be called Kiefer!? I exclaim loudly, and earn
some dirty glares from the librarian.
?Kiefer?s a pretty funky name, Weasley, you have to admit,? he grins.
?Kiefer Weasley?no, definitely not,? I say.
?How about Kiefer Malfoy??
?That?s even worse,? I laugh.
?Fine, have /you/ any suggestions??
I shake my head.
?Malfoy?you know I?m not even sure if I?m going to keep it,? I say softly.
?I know,? he says sadly, ?But?just so you know?I?ll be there if you do.?
That?s not what your father said.
?I?m just so confused,? I admit, ?I don?t know what to do.?
Malfoy places his chin down on his folded arms on the table and sighs
heavily, causing his floppy blonde hair to flicker out of his face and
back down again. I begin my Ancient Runes essay and Malfoy stays where
he is. I almost wish he?d go ? the longer he stays the more obliged I am
to tell him what I heard between Mark and Dom.
After a while, he pulls some books out of his bag and starts on his own
homework. This isn?t unusual for us. Ever since we decided to be friends
instead of enemies turned lovers turned enemies again, we tend to meet
up in the library to study. We don?t really plan it that way, it just
happens. I help him with his Transfiguration (which he?s crap at) and he
helps me with Charms (even though I need no help ? I?m Hermione
Weasley?s daughter after all).
?I think I?m going to go find Dom,? he whispers after about an hour. I

nod, trying to keep a guilty look off my face. He packs up his stuff and
pats me on the shoulder before striding off out of the library. A small
groan escapes me and I start banging my forehead gently off the table.
?Are you alright?? I hear a timid, yet prim voice from behind me. I
slowly lift my head up and turn around to see who?s there. It?s John
Lawson ? or ?Library Man? ? and he looks supremely worried. I can?t
really blame him. I?ve officially passed the mental line. In fact, I
can?t even see the mental line because it?s so far behind me. He?s
standing there with his book clasped tightly in his hands, his shirt
buttoned the full way up and yellow tie tied perfectly. His light brown
hair is brushed to the side with a very clear parting, his square
glasses are sliding down his large, pointed nose and he?s blinking
rapidly. It?s a sad day when Library Man is asking if I?m okay.
?Oh yes,? I assure him, ?I?m fine.?
He pushes his glasses up and blinks again.
?You ? you were banging your head off the table,? he says, as if I
didn?t know.
?Yes,? I say, ?I was just thinking.?
He raises his eyebrows and instead of reassuring him, this information

seems to disturb him more.
?Was that Slytherin boy bothering you?? he asks.
Now it?s my turn to raise my eyebrows. Is this kid for real? Has he been
living under a rock for the last two months? Surely he knows that I?m
carrying the child of ?that Slytherin boy??
?No,? I say, ?that was just Malfoy.?
?I saw you hit him,? says Library Man, ?I just thought ??
?Oh no, I was just joking,? I say. This bloke has serious problems.
?I see,? he nods, ?That?s good. I was wondering if you could help me.?
I signal for him to take a seat beside me and he reluctantly and

awkwardly does so. He sets his book down and wrings his hands nervously.
?What can I do for you?? I ask.
?W-well?I was wondering if your cousin was single,? he says quickly.
I raise my eyebrows. How on earth does Dom get so many blokes? (Oh yes,
she?s part Veela ? that?d explain it).
?You mean Dom? Well she?s actually seeing someone,? I say. Actually,
she?s seeing two people, so maybe she?d like a third.
?No I don?t mean her,? he says.
?Oh?Lily?? I ask, thinking that she?s way too young for this guy ? he?s
a seventh year after all.
?N-no.?
?Roxie??
?No ??
?/James/??
?It?s your other cousin. With the red hair.?
Yes, /that/ narrows it down.
?You don?t mean?/Molly/?? I ask, in such shock that I don?t even bother
masking my surprise. His eyes light up and he nods, while blushing. I
don?t know why I didn?t think of her ? I suppose I always thought of
Percy?s lot as being very asexual. I mean, I know Molly was dating a
squib a while back, but I still just don?t ever imagine people liking
her. I don?t even like her and I?m related to her. She?s just about the
most annoying person in the world.
?Of course she?s single!? I can?t help but splutter. It takes all of my
mental strength not to say ?why /wouldn?t/ she be??
?Splendid,? he smiles nervously. Only someone who likes Molly would ever
say the word ?/splendid?/ while not taking the piss. With that, he gives
me a short nod and retreats back to his table in the corner of the
library, where I?m fairly sure he was born. That was one of the
strangest experiences I?ve ever had in this library.
I pack up my stuff, out of the fear that one more person is going to
corner me and ask about one of my cousins? relationship statuses. I?m
sick of being the matchmaker all of the time. Do I look warm and
approachable? Because, honestly, that?s not the vibe I?m going for. I
leave the library very confused and most of my homework isn?t even
started yet. I meet Dom on the way to the Great Hall for lunch. She
grins and waves me over, so I don?t think there?s any chance that I can
run away without her noticing.
?Where?ve you been all day?? she asks nonchalantly, as if she?s not
cheating on her boyfriend with Mark Matthews.
?Knitting!? I exclaim and she looks at me as if I?m gone completely mental.

?You?ve been?knitting,? says Dom, eyebrows raised.
?No,? I say, my voice more high pitched than usual, ?Just?I forgot?I
need to go somewhere.?
I take off in the opposite direction towards the front doors of the
castle. I decide to go for a walk around the grounds. I consider going
down to Hagrid?s, but I don?t particularly want to talk to anyone. I
just have to figure out what I?m going to do about this Dom/Mark/Malfoy
love triangle. Well, really, it?s none of my business, right? It?s up to
Dom to choose between the two. I can just continue on as normal and
pretend I never heard anything. And maybe in twenty years time when it
all comes out I?ll just forget it ever happened. Yes, that sounds like a
good plan.
There?s one place in the grounds that I love to sit and think at ? The
Memorial Statue. It?s a massive phoenix statue that was erected by the
lake a year after the Second Wizarding War ended and it displays the
name of everyone who died in the first and second war. I wander over to
the statue, which stands around thirty feet in the air, and trace my
fingers over the names until I find the name ?Fred Weasley ? OOTP?. I
sit down on front of the statue and curl up to keep warm. Underneath
Fred?s name are ?Remus J Lupin? and ?Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin? ? Ted?s
parents. Then at the bottom of all of the names is ?Harry Potter ? The
Boy Who Saved.? Harry?s always hated the fact that they put his name on
the stone ? he insists that he didn?t defeat Voldemort, that Voldemort?s
selfishness and hatred proved to be his own undoing. The man?s too
modest for his own good. I think he needs therapy.
I don?t know how long I spend staring at the statue and reading the many
names that are engraved in gold onto it. I do this quite often, so I
practically know the order of names. I always smile at ?Dobby the House
Elf? because I remember how much trouble Mum, Dad and Harry went to to
get Dobby?s name on there. I suppose it?s only fair. House Elves are
living beings just like the rest of us. His name was only added a few
years ago. I?m so entranced by the statue that I barely even notice
someone sit down beside me.
?Are you not freezing your bollocks off out here?? Mark asks.
I look at him, narrow my eyes, and turn back to the statue.
?Did I do something wrong?? he asks, looking confused.
?You know you did,? I say quietly.
?Erm ? sorry Rosie but you?ve lost me,? he says.

?I can?t believe you?re denying it,? I whisper, letting out a bitter laugh.
?Denying what? I haven?t the foggiest ??
?You and Dom!? I exclaim, ?That?s what I?m talking about!?
Mark?s eyes widen. He opens his mouth to say something, but closes it
again.
?She /told/ you??
?No,? I say, ?I heard you. Now I know why you wanted me to be with
Malfoy so much.?
?Rosie, that?s not why ??
?A couple of months ago, I probably would have been delighted at this

you know,? I admit, feeling sort of ashamed, ?But now I?m just disgusted
? with both of you! Malfoy?s not a bad person and he likes Dom?what did
he ever do to you? What did he do to deserve this??
Mark has the decency to look ashamed and doesn?t meet my gaze. He just
stares up at the phoenix memorial statue.
?I?m not trying to get back at Malfoy for anything,? he said gravely,
?It?s just ? I?ve always liked Dom, y?know? And she?s happier with me ?
she?s not supposed to be with him.?
?I don?t think that?s your place to judge!? I say furiously, ?Why did
you have to go and meddle in their relationship??
Yes, this is the pot calling the kettle black ? after all, Malfoy and I
kissed back at New Years. But that was nothing. It was a spur of the
moment thing and we?re completely past that now. It?s not like we were
having some sort of illicit affair or anything. I still have the moral
high ground.
?I?ve asked her to tell him,? says Mark, ?But she says she doesn?t want
to hurt him.?
?Don?t you think it?ll hurt him more the longer this goes on?? I press,
?He has the right to know. You?re making a fool out of him. He?s my
friend ??
?Please,? Mark scoffs, ?Don?t give me the ?friend? routine. Malfoy?s not
your friend."
?What?s that supposed to mean?? I ask in outrage.
?It means that you and Malfoy can pretend for as long as you like that
you?re ?just friends?, but no matter what you?ll never change the fact
that you?re pregnant with his child, Rosie. You?ll always have that
connection. And that?s why Dom and Malfoy will never be right for each
other.?
I pull myself up off the ground (which is no easy feat when you?re
pregnant) and storm off towards the castle ignoring Mark as he calls
after me. It?s a bad time to find Hugo outside smoking with his friends
? a really bad time. But he?s there, smoking away, trying to look cool.
I march up to him and grab him by his newly pierced ear.
?HUGO!? I scream.
He looks absolutely mortified, but scared at the same time.
?Detention, all of you,? I exclaim and extinguish the cigarettes with my

wand, ?And I?m telling Mum.?
Hugo?s eyes widen, but he doesn?t want to lose face in front of his
friends.
?Seriously Rose, you can?t tell Mum,? he says under his breath to me,
?You just can?t. She?ll kill me.?
?Good! You?re an idiot!?
?Aw leave poor Psycho alone,? says one of Hugo?s friends. He?s a fat
bloke with pink hair and he?s missing a front tooth ? charming I?m sure.
And he, apparently, calls my brother ?/Psycho?/. What ever happened to
little Hugo who used to love playing Quidditch with Dad and sitting on
Mum?s knee as she brushed his hair? When did that Hugo become a
black-haired, over-pierced ?/Psycho?/?
?Get back to your common rooms, now,? I exclaim. I then notice a

slightly short Ravenclaw at the back of the group. He?s the only one who
has maintained his natural blonde hair colour ? it?s Louis.
?You?re not getting away that easy!? I scream when I see him try to
creep away.
?I wasn?t smoking!? he insists, ?I was just ??

?What?s that then?? I ask, pointing to his pocket that?s clearly bulging
with a rectangular shaped box, ?Empty your pockets now.?
He empties his pockets of the box of cigarettes, a few dungbombs and his
wand. Louis was always so quiet. What happens to these Weasley boys when
they hit fourteen?
?They?re not mine,? he says quickly, ?Please don?t tell Dom. She?ll beat
me!"
?You?re lucky I haven?t beaten you Louis Weasley!? I exclaim and he

looks positively frightened. I confiscate the cigarettes and the
dungbombs off Louis and tell him to get back to his Common Room. I then
point my wand at the rest of the group who are making their way back
towards the castle.
?Accio cigarettes!? I exclaim and five boxes of Muggle cigarettes come

flying towards me. They all shoot me dirty glares, but none of them have
the balls to say anything.
?Wow, I?m glad you never caught me smoking in third year,? I hear a
voice say from behind me, ?You?re a hard ass.?
I turn around to see Malfoy grinning down at me, clearly amused by the
spectacle that has just taken place.
?My brother is such a ? a ? a ??
?Fuckwit? Yeah, we all are at that age. He probably won?t grow out of it
?til he?s well into his twenties,? says Malfoy shrugging.
?At least you never died your hair black and pierced your lip!? I cry,
starting to walk back towards the school.
?I could never do that to the hair,? he says, running his hand through
it, ?And how do you know I never got a piercing??
I look up at him and raise my eyebrows.
?/You/ got a piercing??
?Sure ? but it?s not in a place I generally display to the public,? he

winks.
?Oh Merlin, that?s disgusting!? I exclaim, showing my repulsion on my face.

?Now now Miss Weasley you?ve got a dirty mind,? he laughs, ?It wasn?t
there. But it?s good to know that?s the first place you think of!?
I blush furiously and he just laughs at me and throws a friendly arm

around my shoulders.
?So?where did you get pierced?? I ask, though I?m not sure if I really
want to know.
?Well ? me and Al decided that we were going to get something pierced

back in third year ? we wanted to do something rebellious,? he says,
grinning, ?So we made a pact that if one of us was going to do it, the
other would have to too in the exact same place.?
?So Al has a piercing too?? I ask in astonishment, ?Does Aunt Ginny know??
?I doubt it,? says Malfoy, ?Unless he goes around showing his mum his
nipples.?
?Wait ? you got your /nipples/ pierced?!? I cry.
?Nipple, singular,? says Malfoy holding up one finger, ?Getting them

both done would just be plain stupid.?
I don?t really know what to say to that. I thought I would have noticed
if Malfoy had a nipple piercing ? but then again, he may not have been
wearing it the night we ?
Okay, this is just weird. I don?t really want to think about it.
?You Slytherins are freaks,? I sigh, shaking my head.
?Oh c?mon you must have done something like that at one stage?? he grins.
?I can safely say that I never got a piercing anywhere except for my
ears!? I exclaim.
?Yeah?but you did chain yourself to the Herbology greenhouses and wore
sperm badges,? he says.
?That was for a good cause! And it?s not sperm, it?s S.P.E.R.M! The
Society for the Promotion of Extra Rights for Mandrakes!?
We reach the door of the castle and Malfoy opens it for me and allows me
in first. And Dom?s coming out of the Great Hall with James and Al. Oh
fuck this is going to be awkward. She comes over to us and slips an arm
around Malfoy?s waist. What a two-faced little ?
?Where have you been all day?? she asks Malfoy.
?Around,? he shrugs mysteriously. Dom raises her eyebrow and even I?m
intrigued. ?No need to look so suspicious ladies, it?s all legit. I?m
gonna have to buzz off now ? lots to do.?
He winks at me and gives Dom a kiss on the cheek before heading off to
the Slytherin dungeons. Dom doesn?t really make much of it and turns to me.
?He?s always disappearing off,? says Dom, ?Especially at weekends. I

don?t know where he goes. I?ve even had James check the Marauder?s Map,
but he?s never on it?So how did the knitting go?? she asks, trailing off.
?Oh you know?pointy,? I say stupidly, ?Erm, Dom, I think we need to talk.?
?Do we have to do it now? I have a Transfiguration essay and a potions

assignment to do, not to mention Herbology ??
?I know about you and Mark.?
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*Chapter 17: Boys Don't Cry*
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Chapter 17: Boys Don't Cry*
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At first Dom doesn?t say anything and lets absolutely no reaction appear
on her face. She?s just looking at me, as if trying to figure out what
on earth I?m talking about. I have to admit, she?s a good actress.
?Mark who?? is her first question.
I raise my eyebrows at her.
?Mark Matthews ? how many Mark?s have you said ?I love you? to??
?I don?t know what you?re talking about, Rosie,? she says, but I can see
that she?s worried, ?I really have to go ??
?Dom!? I call as she makes to walk away, ?I heard you with him last
night! I?m not completely thick!?
She stops walking and turns around to face me.
?Let?s not talk about this here,? she whispers furiously.
?Where would you suggest?? I whisper back, equally furious, ?Because we

/are/ going to talk about this.?
She sighs and rolls her eyes, as if this is all my problem and I?m
dumping it on her. Sometimes she really reminds me of her mother.
?The dorm,? she says curtly.
?/Now/,? I reply.
She storms off up the stairs without waiting for me. I don?t think she
gets that I can?t walk quite as fast as I once could, due to the fact
that I?m hauling around an extra ten pounds. So I make my way up the
staircase towards the Gryffindor Tower by myself. As I?m passing the
tapestry that I heard Mark and Dom in last night, I consider taking the
short cut. I pull back the tapestry and instantly regret my decision.
Jenny and Al are there, kissing as if their lives depend on it. Jenny
goes red and pushes Al away when she sees me. Al looks slightly
uncomfortable too.
?Oh Christ, get a room would you?? I say, disgusted.
?It?s not like we were in the middle of the Great Hall,? Al argues,
looking extremely pissed at me.
?Did Dom come this way??
?Does it look like she came this way?? he growls in frustration, his arm
still around Jenny?s waist.
?Oh well sor/ry/,? I say sarcastically and let the tapestry fall back
into place before continuing on back up the stairs. Honestly, why do my
entire family feel the need to fornicate behind that stupid tapestry?
I trudge up the stairs, finally reaching the Gryffindor tower ten

minutes later. Dom?s in the dormitory, looking impatient by the time I
arrive up. I?m completely breathless, but no need to worry ? it?s not
like I?m pregnant or anything.
?Right, so go ahead,? says Dom angrily, ?Tell me I?m stupid. Tell me I?m
a bitch.?
You?re a stupid bitch.
?I?m not going to call you a bitch,? I say, ?It?s not my place. But you
do realise what you?re doing isn?t right don?t you??
Dom sighs and flops down onto her bed, and buries her face in her hands.
?I don?t know what to do, Rosie,? she says, ?I thought?I /thought/ I

loved Scorpius,? she shakes her head, ?But then at the Valentine?s party
he just kept on staring at you?and then I wasn?t sure?and then I was
dancing with Mark and it felt so right, you know??
?Who kept on staring?? I ask, because she?s not making a whole lot of
sense.
?And then after the party Scorpius disappeared off to his dormitory
without walking me back to mine,? she continues as if she hasn?t heard
me, ?I was so angry that he?d just gone off without even saying
goodnight. So then I walked back with James and Fred and Mark?and we
stayed up talking in the Common Room?and it just sort of happened. I
completely fell for him. But then Scorpius came and apologised the next
day and I couldn?t just dump him. He was going through such a hard time,
what with that big fight you two had.?
So this is /my/ fault?
?I?m not saying this is your fault or anything,? she hurries to say,
?What should I do, Rosie??
?I don?t know,? I say, ?Do you love Malfoy??
She shakes her head and whispers ?no?.
?And do you love Mark??
She nods solemnly.
?Then you know what to do,? I say matter-of-factly, ?It?s only fair that
you break up with Malfoy.?
?But I don?t want to hurt him,? she says. Sometimes that girl?s too
sensitive for her own good. She?s got to be more ruthless.
?He?s a big boy,? I say, ?He?ll get over it. It?s better in the long run.?
She contemplates this and then nods. I?m glad she hasn?t started crying,
that could be awkward.
?Should I do it now?? she asks.
?Are you up to it??
?I think so. What should I say??
Is she honestly asking me how to break up with one of my friends? No no,

is she honestly asking me how to break up with the father of my kid?
This is pretty messed up.
?Tell him the truth?? I suggest, but I?m not sure if that?s the best
idea. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. Dom nods again and then gets up,
fixes her hair in the mirror and leaves the dormitory to find Malfoy. As
she?s going out the door, Chastity is coming in.
?What?s up with Dom?? she asks.
?Boy trouble,? I say.
?She should join the club,? says Chas, kicking off her shoes, ?I?ve just
broken up with Derek.?
I have absolutely no idea who Derek is. Chas tends to have many
boyfriends and I can never really keep up with them.
?Oh, sorry,? I say, hoping that I sound sympathetic enough to come off
as genuine.
?It?s okay,? she says, ?It wasn?t a bad break up really. I don?t think
we were going anywhere. So what was that with James and Laura this
morning??
I shrug and suddenly become very angry. ?James is a socially-retarded

imbecile with shit for brains and is completely thick when it comes to
dealing with the opposite sex. He honestly thought it would make me
happy to see Laura Phelps humiliated in front of the whole school.?
?Weren?t you just a little happy to see her get her comeuppance?? asks
Chas, ?I know I was.?
?It wasn?t fair what he did,? I say, ?I mean, if he?d just called her
fat or spread some rumour it wouldn?t have been as bad. But he messed
with her emotions ? that?s fucked up, Chas. That could damage her more
than some stupid hex.?
?Rose, you should be made a saint,? says Chas seriously.
?Oh yes, I should be up for sainthood any day now,? I say sarcastically.
?I?m serious! I mean, you deal with so much ? you?re so brave. And you
don?t even mind that Dom is going out with Scorpius. I think I?d be
really weird with it if it were me. And now you?re sticking up for
Laura,? she finishes.
?I?m not sticking up for her,? I say, ?I?m sticking up for girls
everywhere who?ve had their hearts broken by insensitive pricks like
Carl and James! We both know that?s never pleasant. I?m not trying to be
a Saint, Chas. I can just feel her pain, that?s all.?
Chas nods, but I can tell she still doesn?t really understand my logic.
I suppose I don?t really blame her ? I don?t understand my logic either.
It?s just how I feel. I never considered James to be a particularly
vengeful person. Obviously I was wrong about him. I don?t know him as
well as I thought I did.
When Dom doesn?t return after two hours, I decide to go looking for her.
I?m scared that maybe Malfoy has gone to find Mark and turned him into a
cockroach. The entrance hall is empty, as it?s almost curfew. There?s no
sign of Dom, Malfoy or blood ? so I?m not sure if that?s a good or bad
thing. It?s times like this I could really do with James?s map (called
?The Marauders Map? ? he stole it from his dad) so I could see where she
is. But then I hear a noise from inside the broom cupboard ? the same
broom cupboard I hid in after everyone found out about my pregnancy ?
and my instinct tells me to have a peek inside. I just hope to Merlin I
don?t find yet another family member canoodling in here. But there?s
only one person in there ? and it?s Malfoy.
?Malfoy?? I say gently. He looks up at me. Luckily he?s not crying. He

just looks a bit annoyed. I go inside and shut the door behind me and
sit down on the box that holds all of the spare Quidditch balls.
Malfoy?s on the floor opposite me. ?What are you doing in here??
?Just having a think,? he says, ?I hear it?s a good place for that kind
of thing.?
?Are you alright?? I ask. I don?t want him to know that I know about Dom
and Mark. That would just be humiliating for him.
?Dom and I broke up,? he sighs.
?I?m really sorry,? I say.
He nods and half smiles, as if to thank me for the sympathy.
?I don?t know why she did it.?
Oh fuck.
She didn?t tell him.
Do I tell him? Or do I leave it? Is it any of my business? Oh bollocks

I?m not good in situations like these. I say nothing.
?Did she say anything to you??
Fuckiddy fuck. How can I lie now?
?Eh?I have to?I have to bathe?my rabbit,? I say.
?She did say something!? says Malfoy eagerly, ?What did she say??
?I can?t tell you,? I say quietly, ?it?s not my place.?
He?s looking at me with those huge, brown puppy dog eyes ? if my kid
inherits those eyes, it?s going to be pretty hard to say ?no? to them. I
have to look away, but I can?t. Those eyes are too mesmerising.
?Don?t look at me like that!? I protest. A small smile spreads over his
lips and I can almost feel myself crumbling. ?I?m warning you, Malfoy.?
He?s now grinning and places his chin on my shoulder and looks up at me
innocently. Damn him.
?I can?t tell you!? I say, looking away from him, ?It?s none of my
business!?
?But you know something,? he says, now kneeling up and taking my hands
in his, ?C?mon, I have the right to know!?
?Yes, but I don?t have the right to tell you,? I say sadly, ?You?ll have
to ask Dom.?
Malfoy stays quiet for a moment and now looks like he?s thinking.
?Is there someone else?? he asks.
I stay quiet, hopefully remaining expressionless.
?There is someone else!? Malfoy exclaims, ?Who is it??
?I should go finish my homework,? I say quickly, standing up and making

a beeline for the door. Malfoy?s quicker and stands up too, blocking the
door.
?Please tell me,? he begs, ?I thought we were friends.?
Wow, he really knows how to play dirty. I continue frowning at him anyway.
?We /are/ friends,? I say indignantly, ?But I still think you should ask
Dom.?
?It?s Mark Matthews, isn?t it?? he says.
HOW did he do that??? Can he read my mind?
?I knew it,? he says, looking sort of bitterly proud of himself for

figuring it out. Again I remain silent. ?It?s okay,? he says, ?I sort of
had my suspicions anyway. And it?s not like my record?s squeaky clean
either.?
I half-blush at this, but luckily it?s dark in here so he doesn?t notice.

?If you don?t care,? I start, ?Then why are you hiding out in here?"
I hadn?t noticed it before, but now I do because I?m standing so close

to him ? his eyes are all red.
?It?s nothing to do with Dom,? he says, ?That?s been rocky for ages. I
suppose I?m happy for her that she?s found someone who loves her.?
?So why have you been crying??
?I have /not/ been crying,? he says stubbornly, ?Boys don?t cry.?
?Yes they do,? I argue, ?I?ve seen Al and James cry tonnes of times. Al
still cries at Bambi.?
?That?s a sad film,? Malfoy argues, ?You?d have to be heartless not to

cry at Bambi!?
I raise my eyebrows at him as if to say ? I know something?s up, so quit

the bullshit and just tell me. That?s quite hard to say with just the
twitch of your eyebrows, but apparently it?s worked.
?My neighbour died,? he says.
I don?t honestly see how this is a sad affair, because if my neighbour

died I?d probably go dance on his grave. Okay, I know that sounds mean,
but believe me this bloke is like an ex-Death Eater turned Nazi who
likes to creep into our garden, steal Hugo?s footballs (we never leave
the Quidditch balls out in case Muggles see them ? like this Death Eater
Nazi) and then bursts them right in front of us. Well, he did that when
we were younger and actually played with footballs. Now he just runs in,
tramples on Mum?s agapanthuses and then blames it on his ?children?
(which he doesn?t even have). The man is a psycho ? I mean, he spent ten
years in prison for arson. I rarely get a good night?s sleep when I?m at
home out of the fear that Mr Death Eater Nazi will douse the house in
petrol and set it alight. So I really can?t see why Malfoy?s upset that
his neighbour died. Then again, maybe he has normal neighbours.
?Oh, I?m sorry,? I say sensitively, ?Were you close with him? Or her??
?Yeah,? he nods, ?Mrs Halpin was one of those women you called ?Auntie?
even though she wasn?t actually related to you. Are you like that with
any of your neighbours??
Oh yes, Uncle Death Eater Arsonist next door ? like a second father.
?No,? I admit, ?But I?d always consider Mrs Tonks like my Aunt, even
though she?s not.?
?Yeah, Mrs Halpin was like that. She?s a Muggle, but she used to babysit
me while Mum and Dad were at work. And I was friends with her grandson
too, before I came to Hogwarts. So this is pretty shit that she died.?
I?ve always noticed that when boys are trying to be sympathetic, they
make a complete balls of it. Like the time Al was dumped in third year
and James just said ?aw, that?s pretty shit? ? or when my dog died and
they said ?yeah, that?s a bit nasty?. I mean, it?s ?pretty shit? that
she died ? it?s not sad, it?s not heartbreaking, it?s not emotional?it?s
pretty shit.
?So are you going to go to the funeral then?? I ask gently.
?I suppose. It?s not far from here anyway. The chapel is about an hour
away from Hogsmeade,? he says gloomily.
?D?you?do you need some company?? I offer.
?You don?t have to??
?I?m coming,? I insist, ?Nobody should have to go to a funeral alone.

When is it??
?Tomorrow,? he mutters.
?Alright, tomorrow it is. We?ll just have to clear it with Neville, I?m
sure he?ll be fine,? I say matter-of-factly, ?Now c?mon, let?s get out
of here before we start some rumours.?
Malfoy opens the door and lets me out first.
?You?re pregnant with my kid,? he says, ?What other rumours could be

started??
?True.?
**
I get up early the next day, and while Laura, Chas and Dom put on their
school uniforms, I pull my black dressrobes out of my wardrobe to get
ready for the funeral. They need some altering around the stomach area,
but I can do that with a flick of my wand (like I?ve done with all my
other clothes). Malfoy and I got permission from Neville last night, and
he arranged for one of the school carriages to bring us to the funeral
and back today. I pull my hair back into a modest braid and check my
reflection in the full-sized mirror ? yes, I look depressed enough.
I head down to breakfast with the others, avoiding James out of the fear
that I?ll strangle him. I haven?t thrown up at all today, so I don?t
risk eating breakfast ? I?m sure the grieving family wouldn?t appreciate
me throwing up in the church. Everybody heads off to class and I meet
Malfoy out in the entrance hall. He?s wearing a simple black suit with a
white shirt and black tie. Then I realise something ? we?re going to a
Muggle funeral and I?m wearing dressrobes. How stupid can you get?
?Fuck, I completely forgot it?s a Muggle funeral!? I cry as soon as I

see him. He smiles amusedly and flicks his wand lazily at me. My
dressrobes turn into a knee-length black skirt and a black jumper that
hides my bump nicely. Wow, Malfoy should be a fashion designer.
?Thanks,? I grin sheepishly.
?No problem,? he replies, ?Look, are you sure you want to come? I mean,
it?s a funeral. You don?t have to ??
?What are friends for?? I say and link his arm, ?C?mon, the carriage
will be waiting.?
The carriage is waiting just outside the front doors. It?s not being
pulled by the usual Thestrals, but by a regular horse. I suppose Muggles
would just find it a bit weird to see a carriage being pulled of its own
accord. Malfoy opens the door of the carriage and helps me inside. I?m
finding it hard to be elegant in doing so, because I?m so bloody fat.
Malfoy climbs in after me and throws himself down on the seat beside me,
and puts his feet up on the seat opposite us. He looks really depressed.
I need to do something to cheer him up.
?Pull my finger?? I suggest. People always seem to laugh when Fred and
James do it. Malfoy just looks at me as if I?m crazy. ?Sorry. I just
wanted to cheer you up. I personally hate ?pull my finger?, but I
thought guys liked it. Apparently not. Sorry.?
?You don?t have to cheer me up. I?m not upset,? he insists.
?Well then you?re not human,? I reply, ?You have to be upset. It?s only
natural.?
He nods gloomily. I link his arm again and put my head on his shoulder
to show him I?m here. And I can tell he appreciates it by the way he
rests his head on mine. We remain silent for the rest of the journey.
**
I?ve only ever been to one funeral. I suppose I?m lucky in that way. But
the one funeral I?ve ever been to made me realise just how wonderful
life is, even if it does deal you a bad hand every now and again, and it
should be valued. I was ten years old when Courtney Longbottom was
knocked down by a car, and killed instantly. I?ll never forget Neville?s
face at the funeral. I?ve never seen a living person look so dead. He
just stared blankly into nothingness, hearing nothing, seeing nothing.
His wife had died. Simon, who was only eight at the time, had lost his
mother and I couldn?t even begin to imagine how that felt. My family
might drive me up the walls at the best of times, but I couldn?t imagine
life without them. Poor little Simon just sat beside Courtney?s coffin
and cried the entire time. James, Al and I tried talking to him, but it
was no use. He couldn?t talk.
That was a Muggle funeral too, as Courtney wasn?t a witch. Neville had
met her while he was travelling across Europe just after he finished
seventh year. According to Mum, he was researching plants of some sort
for Herbology ? that seems like the kind of crazy thing Neville would
do. Courtney was British, but Neville met her in Austria. Even though
Courtney died over six years ago, I can still remember her so well. She
was a livewire and very daring, almost the complete opposite of Neville.
But they suited each other so well. Her death happened so suddenly that
it took months for it to sink in with everybody ? that is everybody
except for Simon. He knew that he?d lost his mother instantly.
When Malfoy and I enter the church, holding hands (in a completely
platonic way), the first thing I see is the coffin on front of the
alter. I suddenly become engulfed with remorse, even though I don?t know
this woman at all. I suppose I?m just reminded of Courtney ? and of
Uncle Fred, and Remus and Tonks and everyone else who?ve died. Maybe
that?s the point of funerals. They make you reflect on the sad things
and appreciate the little things. Malfoy and I take our seats towards
the back of the church. The sermon goes on for about three-quarters of
an hour, but I?m not sure if Malfoy?s even listening. He just looks at
his feet the whole way through. There?s not many people here ? in fact,
I?d say there?s about thirty, tops. When the sermon ends, four men in
suits lift up the coffin, and everyone falls in line behind it to come
out of the church. I take Malfoy by the hand and lead him out too ? at
this stage, I?m wondering if he even knows what?s going on.
Malfoy and I are the last two out of the church. Mrs Halpin is being
buried in the graveyard on the church grounds. After the priest has said
his bit and the coffin is lowered into the ground, people start to leave
until finally there?s only me, Malfoy and another boy of our age there.
The boy isn?t quite as tall as Malfoy, with dark brown hair and a
rounded face. He?s not crying, but his face is screwed up in
concentration. He then blesses himself and goes to walk away.
?Darren,? Malfoy calls and the boy turns around. His face breaks into a
sort of bittersweet smile as he recognises Malfoy.
?Scorpius Malfoy,? the boy says and walks over to us. They shake hands
and grin at each other. I?m guessing this is the grandson Scorpius said
he was friends with. Wait ? did I just say Scorpius? ?How?ve you been?
Man, I wouldn?t recognise you!?
?I?ve been good,? says Malfoy, ?I?m sorry about your Gran.?
The boy named Darren nods gravely. ?Thanks. She?s been sick for a while
though. I suppose she?s in a better place now, right?? Malfoy nods
soberly. ?So who?s this?? Darren?s looking at me now ? his eyes wander
to my stomach and give it a sceptic look before wandering back up to my
face again.
?Oh, sorry, Rose Weasley,? I smile and shake his hand. Darren?s eyes
widen, as if he recognises me. I sincerely hope he doesn?t because I?m
fairly sure I?ve never met this guy in my life.
?Rose Weasley?? he laughs, ?The Rose Weasley?? He looks at Scorpius as

he says this, who is now going scarlet for some reason. ?Are you two
together then??
?Oh no,? I say quickly, ?We?re just mates.?
?Yeah, just mates,? Scorpius ? or Malfoy, whatever ? confirms.
?Right,? he says, but he grins knowingly at Scorpius, who looks away, ?I

better go, Mum?s waiting in the car. Look, mate, drop us a line next
summer. We?ve loads of catching up to do. Nice meeting you Rose Weasley.?
?You too,? I say, though I?m not quite sure if it has been nice meeting
him.
?Bye Darren,? Scorpius calls, ?Bye Mrs Halpin,? he adds, looking down
into the grave. He conjures up a flower with his wand (he?s so lucky
he?s seventeen) and lays it beside the tombstone.
?Do you want a minute?? I ask and he nods. I walk over to the carriage
and climb inside. Less than a minute later, I?m joined by Scorpius and
the horse starts trudging back to Hogwarts. He looks slightly more at
peace now than he did on the way here. We?re sitting opposite each other
this time and I?m now staring at him inquisitively, with one very
annoying question on my brain.
?Why does Darren know me?? I ask and Scorpius goes red again for some
reason. He mumbles some inaudible words and then looks out the window of
the carriage. I prod his leg with my foot. ?C?mon, how does he know me?
Have I met him before??
?Not that I know of,? says Scorpius. He?s really not giving away anything.
?Tell me!? I whinge.

?I?might have mentioned you once or twice in conversation, that?s all,?
he says dismissively.
?But you said you hadn?t seen him since you started Hogwarts,? I point out.
?I have seen him,? says Scorpius, ?Over the summer and that. We just
drifted apart because we went to different schools for most of the year.
I haven?t spoken to him since the summer after second year.?
?So what were you saying about me? It must have been pretty bad if he
remembers me that well,? I press.
?Miss Weasley, you really are very pushy,? says Scorpius, half-smiling.
?I know,? I say, ?What did you tell him??
Scorpius rolls his eyes, sighs and looks at me and I immediately know
he?s cracked.
?Nothing bad,? he says, ?Just?stuff.?
?Like what stuff??
?Like?okay?I might have had a teensy weensy little crush on you back in
first year,? Scorpius says quickly. I can?t help but grin at this. He
had a crush on me? Over Dom? Why do I feel oddly triumphant? ?Stop your
grinning!? he protests.
?That?s so cute,? I laugh, ?You had a teensy weensy little crush!? I

prod his leg with my foot again and he?s looking really embarrassed.
?I bet you?ve fancied me before,? he says, trying and failing to be cool.
?Yeah right,? I lie, ?In your teensy weensy first year dreams!? He makes
a face at me and turns to look out the window again, pretending to be in
a bad mood. ?Aw, have I touched a nerve??
?At least I?ve never had a crush on a member of ABBA.?
/How/ could he know that?
?How do you know that?? I cry.

?You do remember our little game of ?I Never? back at James?s birthday,
don?t you?? he grins.
?Honestly, there?s very little I remember about James?s birthday,? I

admit, ?But I do remember bits of that game ? your crush on Professor
Chang for instance! That?s gross, she dated my Uncle Harry!?
?She?s got nice tits!? he insisted.
?She?s a teacher!? I cry in disgust.
?So? Teachers are people too,? he shrugs and takes a packet of mini
chocolate frogs out of his pocket, ?Want one? You didn?t have any
breakfast.?
I take one of them and then flick the wrapper at his head. ?How do you
know I?ve had no breakfast??
?I?m very observant,? he says and pops a chocolate into his mouth, ?I
know your every move.?
?My own personal stalker,? I say, ?I?m so flattered.?
We stay in comfortable silence for most of the journey after this. Every
now and again I can see Malfoy looking a bit depressed, but there?s
nothing that I can think of that could possibly cheer him up. I reach
into my handbag to see if I have anything at all that could make him
laugh or even smile and then I see it ? the picture of my first scan.
I?ve never shown it to him. Would he even like to see it? I suppose
there?s only one way to find out.
?Um, Scorpius?? I say, finding his name to be a bit strange to say, as

I?m so used to calling him ?Malfoy?. He looks at me, mildly surprised at
the way in which I?ve addressed him. ?Eh?here.? I hand him the picture.
His face remains expressionless for a few seconds and then he starts
smiling.
?This?is the scan?? he asks, looking a bit frightened. I cross over to

the seat beside him and look in on it with him. It?s a little tattered
at this stage.
?Yep, that?s it,? I say, ?See, it has your nose.?
He raises an eyebrow at me and returns to looking at it. He looks

absolutely fascinated. ?This is the coolest thing ever,? he says, ?I
mean?I don?t really see it, but it?s still amazing.?
?Keep it,? I decide.
?Really?? he asks.
?Yeah, keep it. I?m sorry I haven?t shown it to you before now,? I say.
?Doesn?t matter,? he says in barely more than a whisper, ?Rose, let?s

keep the baby.?
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*Chapter 18: A Long Night*
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*Chapter 18 - A Long Night*

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Sometimes it?s better not to throw up on someone after they tell you
they want you to keep your baby ? especially if you?re on your way home
from a funeral. But since when do I do what?s better?
At least it distracted him, I suppose. I didn?t have to give him a

straight answer. I could tell he was trying really hard not to be too
repulsed by my sudden vomiting, but his disgust appeared on his face.
After all, I did throw up on his fancy leather shoes. It could have been
worse. At least it wasn?t projectile vomit that went all over his face.
That could have been seriously awkward.
Scorpius cleaned up my mess with his wand, but I felt terrible the
entire way home so stayed quiet. He didn?t say anything because he
thought I?d just vomit on him again. When we got back to the school, I
went straight to my dormitory to have a lie down. That?s where I am now.
It?s past dinner time, but luckily the dorm is completely empty. Because
I really need time to think about what Scorpius said to me before the
whole vomiting fiasco.
He wants to keep the baby. He wants us to be parents. He wants us to do

the whole nappy-changing, feeding, bathing, raising thing while we?re
still at school? I mean, does he realise what he?s committing himself
to? Kids are nice to talk to from a distance of ten metres, but when you
have them up close and have to look after them every minute of every
day, they?re not so fun. What if he or she got sick? I panic in
situations like that. When Hugo got the chicken pox, I rang Mum and told
her that Hugo was dead just so she?d hurry up and come home so I
wouldn?t have to deal with it. I got a fair bollocking for that one.
What if I don?t bond with him or her? What if I end up with a severe
case of post-partum depression and end up never wanting him or her?
What if I fail as a mother?
I?m only sixteen. Well, I?m nearly seventeen, but that?s not really the
point. My point is that I?m too young for this. I?m not saying that
sixteen year olds can?t be good Mum?s ? I know they can. What I?m saying
is /I?m/ too young for this. My mental age is about seven years old,
which granted is much older than James?s or Fred?s, but it?s still
pretty young. So when my child actually is seven, my mental age will be
fourteen ? what fourteen year old has a seven year old kid?!
See, this is just further proof of how not ready I am for this. I can?t
even make a valid point without going off on some ridiculous,
nonsensical tangent. I miss the old days, the days when I was normal.
Okay, so I was never really normal. I mean, apart from the fact that
I?ve had a crush on Teddy Lupin since I knew he wasn?t related to me, I
used to eat books (like actually tear out the pages and eat them ? Mum
wasn?t happy. In fairness I was only three or four. Oh lord, what if my
kid is a book-eater too?) and I chained myself to the Herbology
greenhouses on several occasions, I was still pretty normal. Well, more
normal than I am now. Now I?m just an ex-book-eater, I still have a tiny
crush on Teddy, I?m pregnant, my parents are breaking/broken up, my
brother wears more make-up than I do, my cousins are slowly becoming
just as messed up as me and I apparently go around vomiting on my
friends. What is /wrong/ with me?
?Where were you all day??
I didn?t even notice Laura Phelps coming into the dormitory, but she?s
throwing her schoolbag down onto the floor beside her bed and brushing
her hair. She?s in her usual stuck-up mood, but it seems a bit odd that
she actually cares where I was all day.
?Funeral,? I say.
?Oh,? she says, ?Sorry.? She doesn?t really sound sorry at all, but I
suppose it?s nice of her to say it. It?s not nice for a normal person,
but it?s nice of /her/.
?It?s okay,? I say, ?I didn?t know the woman.?
?Then why were you at her funeral?? Laura asked, furrowing her perfectly
plucked eyebrows. Why can?t my eyebrows be that perfectly shaped? And my
lips that plump? And my cheekbones that sharp? And my hair that straight
and dark?
?Friend of a friend,? I say.
?Oh,? she mutters again.
It?s very awkward in here. We?re being civil to one another and it?s
just strange ? it?s wrong almost. I suppose we?re just feeling sorry for
one another. We were both humiliated in front of the entire student
population of Hogwarts and although she was the reason I was humiliated
in the first place, I guess we have something in common after all.
?Malfoy was looking for you,? she says casually, now applying lip-gloss.
?Mmm,? I mumble. I really don?t want to talk to him ? well, I want to

talk to him, but not about babies.
?I gave him the password,? she adds.
?You what?? I exclaim, ?You gave him the /Gryffindor/ password??
?Well yeah,? she shrugs, rolling her heavily lined eyes, ?I figured it?d
be okay considering he?s in our Common Room practically every second of
the day.?
This is of course true, but I thought I?d be able to hide from him now
that the password?s been changed. Laura gets up from the dressing table
and starts rooting in her wardrobe while I?m having a small panic
attack. It?ll be okay if I just stay here in the dorm ? boys can?t come
up to the girls? dorms.
Hang on.
How the hell did Scorpius get up to my dorm back in October? I was much
too inebriated that night to even think about it. Laura changes into a
black skirt and red top and puts on her very expensive pair of leather
boots ? it?s her date outfit. I wonder which poor soul it is with this
time. As long as it?s none of my relatives, I don?t care.
Laura sweeps out of the dorm, leaving a very sickening sweet smell after
her. I pull the curtains around my four poster closed and stretch out
across my bed and start rubbing the bump.
?You?re so lucky,? I sigh, ?You?re in there, safe and warm and

surrounded by gooey crap ? you don?t have to worry about anything, do
you? Well except for kicking the bejesus out of my insides and, I don?t
know, keeping the old womb clean.? I feel a small kick ? maybe it can
hear me. ?Do you want me to be your Mum?? I ask it, ?Do you really want
to be born into the Weasley family, possibly the strangest one around? I
mean, Nana Molly ? well, I suppose she?s your Great Nana ? has this
stupid obsession with feeding people until they are on the brink of
explosion. Great Grandad Arthur and Al Potter are completely obsessed
with Muggles. Grandad's already left all of his plug collection to Al in
his will. And James has the brain of a five year old. Your grandparents
are split up over some ridiculous little kiss. And don?t even get me
started on Great Uncle Percy.
?And you?re a Malfoy too, can?t forget that. Your grandfather doesn?t
want me to have you, but I don?t think I should listen to him.? I?m
crying now and I hardly take any notice. ?But your dad wants you. And
part of me wants you too. I know you?ve only been in there a few months,
but I?ve gotten used to you. I don?t even know what gender you are and
already I feel as if we?ve bonded.? I pause and feel another small kick.
?I mean, I know what foods you like ? you seem to be craving leeks this
week. You?re a strange kid. Why can?t you just like curry? I?d kill for
a curry, but every time I get a whiff of it, I practically throw up ?
actually, sometimes I do throw up.?
I wipe the tears away impatiently. ?How can I do this? How can I bring
you into where Mummies and Daddies are just ?friends?? It?s not fair.
It?s not fair on any of us.?
I wake up at 2am, having fallen asleep at around five o?clock. I?m still
in my clothes, so I get up and change into my Chudley Cannons pyjamas.
Dom, Chas and Laura are all fast asleep, but now that I?m awake, I don?t
feel tired at all. As I toss and turn in my bed, I decide that I?m
really just wasting time lying here, so I get up and throw on a pair of
thick socks and a jumper ? I?m going for a walk. James?s invisibility
cloak would come in very handy right now.
I creep up to the seventh year boys? dormitory, making a mental note in

my head to ask Malfoy how on earth he managed to get up to my dorm the
night of James?s birthday without being hurled backwards by that old
spell that?s been there since before Nana Molly was at Hogwarts. The six
seventh years are snoring to the high heavens. Harry Latimer?s face is
down on his pillow, and I don?t exactly know how he?s managing to
breathe. Fred?s tongue is hanging out like a dog?s, leaving a large wet
patch on his pillow. Mark?s curtains are pulled around his four poster
and Harry Jacobs is making odd grunting noises while punching the air
around him. Yes, there are two Harry?s in seventh year. Actually, there
are fifteen Harry?s altogether in Hogwarts, five Ron?s and three
Hermione?s. Their names became very popular after WW2. (As in Wizarding
War 2, not World War 2). Seán Finnegan is grinning stupidly ? and he?s
wearing spotty pyjamas. How cute.
James?s foot is out from underneath his covers and he?s displaying his
yellow boxers to the entire dorm ? not a pretty sight, though I can
imagine the amount of girls who?d want to see it. I just feel repulsed.
They all seem pretty dead to the world, so I creep over to James?s trunk
at the end of his bed. I know I?m taking my life into my own hands
looking through this thing. It?s very dark, so I can?t really see what
I?m doing, and I?ve left my wand back in my dormitory. There?s some wet
stuff, some pointy stuff, some powdery stuff, but I question nothing ?
it could be anything, knowing James. I finally pull the invisibility
cloak out of the trunk and throw it over myself. With one last look at
Seán?s purple spotty pyjamas, I leave the dorm.
Hogwarts is very peaceful at night, as long as you?re not caught out of

your dorm. There are sleeping ghosts just hovering in the strangest of
places, random snores coming from portraits, and even the staircases
don?t change as often ? they?re tired too. I kind of wish I?d put on
shoes though ? the concrete floors are pretty cold. I walk around until
three o?clock, thinking. I?m not even thinking about important things
like the baby or Scorpius or my parents. I?m thinking of Chudley Cannons
and how they?ll have a better team next year when Johansson joins. I?m
remembering that time Dad took me and Hugo to see Chudley Cannons play
the Tornados and we won by seventy points. I was about nine at the time.
Mum didn?t come. She never really liked Quidditch. Hugo doesn?t like
Quidditch either, but I suppose he didn?t want to miss out. Then we came
home and Dad was tucking Hugo in, and Mum was reading me a story
(although I was perfectly capable of doing so myself), and there came an
enormous yelp from Hugo?s bedroom and he and Dad raced out into the
hallway.
Mum and I went to see what all the commotion was about ? I?ve never seen
Dad and Hugo look so pale. Mum started to panic, she thought there was
something seriously wrong. Hugo started to cry, and Dad was on the verge
of tears.
?S-s-s?? Dad stuttered and gulped.
?What is it Ron?? Mum asked in panic, gripping Dad?s hand while I tried
to calm Hugo down.
?Her-Hermione?there?s a s-s-sp-?
?Spider!? Hugo cried, shaking violently.
Mum looked at me and we both rolled our eyes, then burst out laughing at
the spectacle before us. It appeared that Mum and I wore the trousers at
home. It?s still quite true. Hugo and Dad are still completely
arachnophobic ? it?s up to me and Mum to be the knights in shining
armour, I?m afraid. I miss those days. I wonder what Dad does now if he
sees a spider. He probably calls Harry or something ? the wimp.
I finally reach the entrance hall after traipsing around the other
floors. I?m not really sure where to go from here, so I start towards
the staircase that leads down to the dungeons. I might as well, seeing
as I?ve explored everywhere else. When I come to the bottom, I walk
along the very dark corridor that?s only lit by two or three lanterns.
The dungeons really are quite creepy. I walk past the Potions classroom
to the very end of the corridor where the portrait is to the entrance of
the Slytherin common room. I know the password, as Al and Scorpius
generally trade it for the Gryffindor one. I slip off the invisibility
cloak and the portrait jerks awake.
?Parseltongue,? I say. The portrait doesn?t even acknowledge the fact

that I?m not a Slytherin, but swings open to let me inside. I?ve been in
the Slytherin common room before. It?s situated under the lake, and in
my opinion it?s very cold and boring. I much prefer the Gryffindor one,
but then again, I?m biased. My feet seem to know where they?re going, as
I don?t even stop to look around the common room. I head up the
staircase that is very similar to the one in the Gryffindor tower, until
I get to a door that says ?Sixth Year Boys??. I push open the door as
quietly as I can.
Parkinson?s bed is the first on the right, with the large lump of an oaf
barely visible under his covers. Briggs is beside his, but Briggs is so
small, I can hardly tell if he?s there or not. Al?s is across the other
side of the room. He looks remarkably like James when he?s sleeping, as
he hasn?t got his glasses on ? and oh Merlin, he?s wearing the same
boxers. Aunt Ginny must have bought a family pack. Honestly, it?s very
difficult to tell the difference between the Potter boys when they?re
sleeping. Obviously if Al just opened his eyes, the startling greenness
would give it away.
The curtains are closed around Scorpius? bed, which is just to the left.
I pull them open ever so slightly, just so I can peek inside. I?m
becoming increasingly stalker-like, but I doubt he?d mind. After all,
what?s an odd stalk here and there between friends? Scorpius looks very
serious when he?s asleep. His blonde hair is covering one of his eyes,
and he?s frowning. I brush his hair from his face very gently, but
apparently he?s a light sleeper, because he begins to stir. I don?t even
bother moving, or putting on the cloak. I just stay where I am. One of
his eyes opens somewhat, but then closes again. I can tell he?s half-awake.
?Wot?chu doin here?? he mumbles groggily. I can?t help but smile.
?I was bored,? I admit in a whisper.
He raises an eyebrow and half-smirks. ?It?s the middle of the night.?
?Nothing gets past you,? I whisper mockingly.

He moves over to the far side of his bed and takes my hand, indicating
for me to get in beside him. I crawl in, partly because I?m cold and
partly because I?m tired. He pulls some of the covers over me, and I
close the curtains around his bed again. When I turn to face him, his
eyes are closed, but I don?t think he?s asleep.
?Scorpius?? I whisper.
?Mmm?? he grunts.
I notice that he hasn?t let go of my hand ? it feels nice.
?I think we should keep the baby too.?
He slips his hand that?s not holding mine ever so gently around my waist
in a sort of awkward hug, and keeps it there. I cuddle in closer to him
? because I?m cold, obviously ? and close my eyes.
?G?night Rose.?
?Goodnight.?
I wake up early the next morning, before everyone else. Actually it?s
only around two hours ago that I went to sleep. Scorpius looks just like
he did before I fell asleep. He?s still wearing that serious, frowning
expression and he?s still holding my hand. He looks very different when
he?s sleeping ? he looks quite innocent. Like a little choir boy. I
gently slip my hand away from his and very slowly climb out of the bed.
Now would be a really bad time for Al to wake up ? there would be blood.
Luckily he?s out cold, so I slip on the invisibility cloak and head out
the door. One last look at Scorpius tells me that he hasn?t yet noticed
my departure.
I finally reach the Gryffindor tower, and I have to wake the Fat Lady to
get inside. Believe me, contrary to popular belief, fat people aren?t
always jolly. Especially if you wake them up early.
?Have you any idea what time it is?? she grumbles angrily, ?Waking me
from my beauty sleep!?
?No amount of sleep in the world is going to make /you/ beautiful,? I

can?t help myself retorting.
?How very dare you! Children today have absolutely no morals! Insulting
their elders ??
?You?re a portrait!?
?? and having pre-marital relations with Slytherin boys! The shame!?
?Hobbledehoy,? I mumble.
?Hobbledehoys the lot of them!? she shrieks, but opens up to let me

inside when she realises that I?ve just given her the password. I rush
up to the boys? dormitory to return James?s cloak. Everyone is still
sleeping, thank Merlin, and I throw the cloak carelessly back into
James?s trunk. I doubt he?ll notice anyway. As I go to creep out the
door, I notice someone else doing the exact same.
?Dom?? I whisper fiercely. She jumps and turns around before she can
open the door.
?Rose, you scared the shit out of me,? she whispers back, ?What are you
doing here??
?I ??
Oh fuck, this really isn?t good. What am I supposed to say?
?I was just going for a walk,? I say stupidly.
?In the seventh year boys? room?? Dom asks, her eyebrows raised.
?Well what are you doing here?? I whisper angrily.
?I was??
She looks exactly how I feel ? like she really doesn?t want to talk
about it. I know she?s spent the night with Mark, and I think somewhere
deep down, she knows I was with Scorpius.
?Let?s just get out of here,? I whisper. Seán Finnegan has started to
stir. We tiptoe out of the dormitory and rush back towards our own.
?You spent the night with him?? I hiss as soon as we reach the common
room, ?Have I taught you nothing?!?
?I didn?t have sex with him!? she hissed back, ?And even if I did, I?d
have the common sense to use protection!?
?Oh because you?re always /so/ sensible and responsible!? I reply
sarcastically.
?That?s a bit rich coming from the pregnant sixteen year old,? snarls
Dom, ?What were you doing with James?s invisibility cloak anyway??
This is where my lack of talent in the lying department really kicks me

up the arse. I can feel my ears going pink, like they always do when I?m
trying to keep a secret, or nervous, or angry, or embarrassed ? so
pretty much all the time.
?You were with Scorpius,? says Dom, ?I might have known. Wow, you really
don?t waste time ? we broke up yesterday.?
?Yes, after you cheated on him for a month!? I hiss angrily. How dare
she lecture me!
?Well can you blame me?? she cries in exasperation, ?He was clearly in
love with you!?
I try to laugh this off. What actually happens is actually a sort of
splutter, in which I accidentally swallow some saliva, which goes down
the wrong way and I end up coughing for a straight minute. Smooth.
?You?re crazy,? I shake my head, ?You?ve got multiple screws loose, Dom,
you should really get that seen to ??
?I don?t resent you for it, Rose,? she continues, ?I should have seen it
coming. I suppose I was just in denial. I thought he was the one. But he
wasn?t ? Mark is.?
?Dom, seriously, Scorpius is not in love with me,? I assure her, ?I

mean, we?re just friends, I promise ??
?Rosie, do you really think he?d have slept with you if he didn?t love
you??
?Yes,? I splutter, ?He?s a bloke!?
?He?s not like normal blokes,? says Dom angrily, ?Believe me, I know. I
was with him for three months and not once did he try it on with me.?
?Well maybe the whole thing about fathering a child the last time he had
sex was a bit of a turn off,? I point out.
Dom raises her eyebrows. ?Whatever you say. Look, I don?t care if you
were with Scorpius or not. You?re meant to be with him anyway.?
?I am not!? I argue, ?We are friends! That?s all!?
?You?re going to be parents,? she says, ?You aren?t just friends.?
?You and Mark should just get married,? I mutter indignantly.
?You?re too stubborn for your own good,? Dom sighs and makes her way to
the staircase leading up to the girls? dormitories, ?I?m going to catch
some sleep before class.?
I don?t follow her up, as I really don?t feel like listening to her
making up wacky theories about Scorpius being in love with me. That?s so
ridiculous ? can?t a boy and girl create a child and stay friends too?
Okay, maybe not.
I lie down on the couch in the common room, but with no intention of
sleeping. If I fall asleep now, I won?t wake up until lunchtime
tomorrow. And true, I could probably get away with it on the ?I had
morning sickness? excuse ? which granted is a lot better than James?s ?I
had a severe case of ?Boogie Fever?? excuse ? but I don?t fancy missing
Transfiguration. I notice a letter lying on the coffee table beside the
couch, and out of sheer boredom, I pick it up to examine it. There?s no
name on the envelope, so I open it up to check who it?s for.
/Laura,
I?m very proud of you for what you did ? it took courage, and that?s the
reason you were made a Gryffindor. I told you it was a good idea, didn?t
I? That Weasley girl needed to be taken down a peg or two. She thinks
she can just live off her parents? successes ? you did the right thing
telling the school about her pregnancy.
Don?t feel bad, darling. Believe me when I say you made the right
choice. And you?re going out with that boy you?ve always liked now,
aren?t you? James? I?m so proud of you ? Harry Potter?s son! Well done!
Make sure you put make-up on in the mornings. You don?t want him looking
elsewhere now do you? And keep going with your sit-ups every morning and
night. And stay away from any fatty foods, or anything with too much
carbohydrate. You don?t need to get any larger than you are.
Love,
Mum/
This is sick. This is the sickest thing I?ve ever read. Surely this
can?t be /real/. There?s no way Laura Phelps?s mother could say this
shit to her own daughter, there?s just no way. What kind of person says
that? She thinks Laura is /fat/? I must be gravely obese then, because
Laura Phelps is unbelievably skinny. She?s been /brainwashed/ to hate
me. She was told to humiliate me in front of everyone. By her /mother/.
That woman shouldn?t be allowed to have children.
I sit in the common room, rereading the letter and thinking about Laura
until half six. Even as I return to the dormitory to get ready for the
day, I can?t help but think about her ? what if she isn?t really the
person she makes herself out to be? Or the person her mother has morphed
her into? What if she has that basic human decency in her that her
mother seems to lack? What if I was wrong about her?
I shower and get changed into my uniform, just as Chas, Dom and Laura
start to stir. Dom looks shattered as she trudges to the bathroom before
Chas has the chance to. Chas just lies back down on her bed and falls
straight back to sleep. Laura checks her watch, looks a little shocked
at the time and throws herself onto the floor. She?s doing sit-ups.
Usually I would inwardly criticise her for being so vain, but now I just
feel sorry for her. I can?t imagine my own mother having so much power
over me. Maybe my parents aren?t so bad.
Dom and I head off to Transfiguration together, forgetting about the

conversation we had earlier on. Al and Scorpius are there before us,
which is very rare ? they?re usually late. Al looks really tired, but
Scorpius looks a bit anxious. He?s looking at me strangely?I feel like
I?ve done something wrong.
?Um, Rose, can I talk to you for a second?? he asks.
Oh no. He?s regretting everything. He doesn?t want to keep our baby at

all. He?s going to tell me that he didn?t mean any of it, it was just
some stupid, cruel joke ?
?Okay, this is going to sound a bit weird,? he starts.
A bit weird? Try brutally nasty and harsh!
?But did you?? he trails off and looks around to make sure Dom and Al
aren?t listening, then says in a whisper, ?Were you in my dorm last night??
Holy shit he doesn?t remember. How could he not remember? Do many girls
randomly visit his dormitory at three in the morning and climb into bed
with him? This is so embarrassing.
?You don?t remember,? I sigh, more to myself than to him.
?Of course I remember,? he says, ?I?I just wasn?t sure if it was a dream
or something. It seemed a bit strange, that?s all.?
?Yes, well I?m a strange person,? I say, ?I just felt like a midnight
walk.?
?It was well past midnight.?

?Yes, well some things can?t wait until morning,? I shrug. He nods, and
I immediately know that he remembers everything.
?So?we?re keeping it then?? he asks carefully.
?If you want,? I shrug. It?s as if we?re discussing the decision to play
a game of Quidditch, not raising a kid. ?But?you have to understand that
this isn?t going to be easy ??
?I know ??
?And there?ll be a lot of pressure ??
?I?m fine with that.?
?And babies cry and crap all the time ??
?So does Briggs, I?m used to it,? Scorpius shrugs.
?And they cost a lot of money ??
?I have a job,? he cuts across me.
?And ? you have a job?? I ask, slightly taken aback. Since when does he
have a job?
?Yeah, I got it back in January when?you know, the news came out. I work
in Dervish and Banges in Hogsmeade every Saturday and some evenings. And
I know I don?t really have that much money,? he sort of blushes, ?But it
should be enough.?
?You got a job back in January?? I accidentally shout, causing Al and

Dom to look over, ?S-so you knew from then that you wanted to keep the
baby??
?Sure,? he shrugs, ?I just had to wait for you to figure it out too.?
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*A/N - I knew I'd get bored of studying! So here it is, chapter 18 and
what most of you have been hoping for has come true - she's keeping the
baby! Happy? Sad? Disappointed? Extatic? Hungry? Tell me! I appreciate
all reviews!
By the way, there'll be more to come on Laura Phelps in further chapters
and of course the Ron/Hermione situation. The next chapter might be a
while (hopefully not too long) cos I still have four more exams to do
and I don't have it prewritten. Thanks for reading!! (",)*
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*Chapter 19: An April Fools Prank Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong*
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*_An April Fool?s Prank Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong _*
/A/N ? prepare for some drama! And perhaps some tragedy?/
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/?He?s clearly in love with you!?/
I awake with a start. This is the fourth night in a row I?ve had the
same dream of Dom uttering those words. Although it was over two weeks
ago, I can?t get them out of my head. I mean, what if there was a bit of
truth in them? Is Scorpius Malfoy really in love with /me/? It?s all so
confusing. I?ve been trying so hard to look for signs that he could have
more than friendly feelings towards me, but so far he?s shown nothing.
Well, unless you count the other day when we were hanging out in the
common room and he let me have the last Jaffa Cake. I?m not sure that
counts, considering he?d eaten around six of them before that. And
sometimes he catches me looking at him, searching for hints, and he
looks really freaked out and leaves the room.
As if to add insult to injury, the situation with my parents has reached

crisis point. On Saturday there was a trip to Hogsmeade, so Mum wanted
to meet with me for tea and whatever else normal mothers and daughters
do. I can tell you what normal mothers /don?t/ do is meet up with their
daughters to ask their opinion about who she should bring to a wedding ?
as a date. I?m serious, my once sensible mother has lost her mind.
?You?re bringing a date?? I cried in the middle of Patil Pasties,

accidentally spilling my boiling hot tea all over my knees ? thus adding
more injury to insult and injury.
?I can?t go alone,? she shrugged, sipping her own tea, ?It?s a wedding.?
?I?m going alone!? I argued, ?And anyway, you won?t be alone! Dad?s
going to be there!?
Mum rolled her eyes. ?I can guarantee you your father is going to bring
his own date just to annoy me,? said Mum darkly, ?I?m not going to be
sitting on my own like a loner. So I was thinking I?d bring Cormac.?
?McLaggen?? I asked, disgusted, ?Mum he?s married!?
?Divorced,? Mum corrected me.
?And you hate him!?
She didn?t argue that one.
?You?re just bringing him to piss Dad off,? I said angrily.
?Language, Rosie,? she warned.
?Don?t ?language, Rosie? me!? I was now sort of shouting, ?This is just
like Aunt Ginny told me! You did this in your sixth year!?
?He did it first!? she claimed childishly, ?And anyway, I?m not just
doing this to annoy your father! I need company too you know!?
?Well as you pointed out,? I muttered through gritted teeth, ?It?s a

wedding. You?re not going be the only person there!?
I know she didn?t listen to me. She just changed the subject back to my
pregnancy by asking when my next ultrasound will be.
?I had one last week,? I told her bitterly, ?Thanks for taking an
interest in my life.?
?I /am/ interested!? she protested, and I knew I was being a bit

unreasonable saying she wasn?t. She comes up to the school practically
every day and I get mail from her and Dad all the time asking how I?m
doing. It?s completely my fault that I didn?t tell her about the
ultrasound. I didn?t tell anyone. Everything?s fine, I don?t see the
point in exciting people over some picture that you can?t even see. I
told Scorpius afterwards, and he seemed a bit annoyed that I hadn?t
brought him along. I?m sorry, but I?m not going to let him come to St
Mungo?s while the gynaecologist looks up my you-know-what.
Oh yeah, Madam Pomfrey recommended I go to St Mungo?s for checkups

rather than to the hospital wing because the healers are more
experienced with that kind of thing than she is. It?s no big deal, I
suppose.
?I?m keeping it,? I told Mum, ?The baby, I mean.?
She looked surprised, but in a good or bad way I wasn?t sure. She, like
everyone, had adjusted to the idea that I was going to put the child up
for adoption. We?d even started contacting adoption agencies and looking
through official documents.
?Are you sure you?re ready for this?? Mum asked, furrowing her eyebrows.
?No,? I replied, ?But I?m going to give it a try. And Scorpius has a
job, so we?ll have some money coming in ??
?Rosie, your dad and I have money,? Mum cut in, ?And Draco Malfoy has
been boasting since he was eleven that he has money, so you and Scorpius
shouldn?t have to worry about the financial end of things.?
?Scorpius hasn?t spoken to his dad since January,? I said, ?I think

Draco has disowned him.?
Mum looked even more surprised at this. ?That doesn?t sound like the
Draco Malfoy I once knew and hated,? said Mum, ?Family was always
something very important to him.?
?Pureblood family,? I corrected her, ?This baby isn?t pureblood, so

maybe he just doesn?t consider it family.?
?Oh all of that pureblood rubbish doesn?t matter to anybody anymore, not
even Malfoy!? said Mum impatiently, ?I?m sure he?ll see sense sooner or
later. And even if he doesn?t, we?ll be here for you. The Weasleys never
leave a member in the lurch.?
Maybe sometimes it isn?t the curse of Merlin to be a Weasley. We might

have flaming red hair, freckles and a certain love of Muggles, but
there?s no breaking us up. Well, unless it?s Mum and Dad of course.
?Rose, have you seen this?? Dom throws down a large book on front of me
and she looks extremely annoyed. I pull the book towards me and realise
that it is in fact a very thick magazine called ?Witch Weddings?. There
are about fifty post-it notes sticking from it, some of them green and
some pink.
?You?re getting married?? I ask in confusion. Quite frankly I think it?s

a bit soon for her and Mark to be thinking of this, but if they?re happy ?
?Victoire sent it,? says Dom darkly, ?They?re bridesmaid?s dresses.? My

stomach plummets to the ground. I?d almost forgotten about the looming
Lupin/Weasley wedding, which is now less than a month away. Well I
hadn?t forgotten that there was going to be a family wedding after the
conversation with Mum, but I sort of forgot that it?s Teddy, /my/ Teddy,
getting married and I?m going to be a bloody bloated bridesmaid!
?The green ones are the ones she sort of likes,? says Dom, opening up
the magazine at the first green post-it, ?And the pink ones are the ones
she really likes.?
?What are the blue ones then?? I ask, noticing the odd blue one speckled
between a mass of pink and green.
?They?re ones that she likes, but they may not suit our colouring,? says
Dom, rolling her eyes, ?She?s turned into a complete Bridezilla, Rose.
The Incredible Hulk doesn?t hold a friggin? candle to her.?
?That one?s nice,? I point to a knee-length olive green dress.
?It?s not marked,? says Dom, ?Let?s not tick her off, eh? Because you
won?t like her when she?s angry??
?Yes, and perhaps green is a bit too Hulk-ish.?
We spend about an hour looking through Witch Weddings and finally agree
on a baby blue dress that?ll probably not even come up past my knee caps
considering how fat I am. Dom scribbled a letter to Victoire, indicating
which dress we liked and then tied the letter and the heavy magazine to
a poor, unsuspecting school owl.
March slips away quickly and soon April is upon us before we can say
?piss off James and Fred ? aren?t you a bit old for April Fools?? But
apparently they aren?t too old at all, because on the morning of April
first, every single Slytherin?s hair turns a luminous pink colour as
soon as they drink their Pumpkin Juice. I can?t help but snort at the
look on Scorpius? face when he realises his hair is pink. Al doesn?t
actually notice until he checks his reflection in his spoon ? and by the
looks of things, the Scamander twins don?t notice any difference
whatsoever. I?m serious, they don?t come weirder than Lorcan and
Lysander. Fred and James aren?t doing great jobs of looking innocent.
?No offence boys,? I say, ?But that was a pretty pathetic prank. I mean,
this is your last year. I?m a bit disappointed in you.?
Their faces drop at the realisation that this is indeed their last year
to play a prank on the entire student population.
?Freddie, methinks we need to skive off Charms to plan,? says James

looking genuinely concerned. Fred nods in agreement.
?No,? I say, ?You?re seventh years, you have the NEWTs in a few months!
You?re not skipping charms!?
?Relax /Hermione/,? says James rolling his eyes, ?It?s not like we?ll
miss anything important by bunking off one class.?
?Oh, so this is the first time you?ve skived off charms?? I ask,
resentful that he?s just compared me to my mother. James and Fred ignore
me and go back to eating their breakfast. It seems that Scorpius, Al and
about five others have realised that it was just a simple colour
switching spell used on the pumpkin juice and have changed their hair
back to the original colour. The rest of the Slytherins are still
panicking. I see Scorpius and Al looking at Fred and James with very
wily expressions ? they?re plotting revenge. And I for one am not
getting involved ? those Slytherins are cunning folk.
The petty pranks continue for the rest of the day. Some younger
Slytherins can still be seen roaming the corridors with shocking pink
hair, having not mastered colour-switching spells yet, and apparently
having not befriended anyone who has.
As the day progresses, I find it increasingly harder not to become

involved in the Battle of the April Fools Pranks. Everywhere I look,
someone is plotting. In Charms, Al and Scorpius are sitting in the
corner with a large sheet of parchment on front of them with lots of
very complicated diagrams drawn. Professor
McFaceLikeTheBackOfaHippogriff doesn?t notice of course, as he?s
generally oblivious to anything that doesn?t involve him looking into a
mirror. By lunchtime James and Fred have gotten Mark and Seán Finnegan
on board for their war against the Slytherins. Lily is doing her nut
because she?s forever trying to promote Slytherin-Gryffindor unity. The
girl is too ambitious.
But eventually I get sucked in. I just can?t resist a prank. I join
James in the common room after dinner to help him plot. So far his
ideas, to put it mildly, are not worth a fiddler?s fart.
/1. Start a rumour that Albus S. Potter is the Heir of Slytherin/
?James, that?s the lamest, stupidest idea I?ve ever heard,? I say bluntly.
?No it?s not,? James argues, ?Those Slytherin idiots will believe
anything!?
?But anyone with half a brain, or an IQ of over five points knows that
Voldemort was the last Heir of Salazar Slytherin,? I say, ?Now I know
that an IQ of five points is high to the likes of you Jay, but ??
?Just keep reading!? he snaps.

/2. Cast anti-flight charms on all of the Slytherin?s broomsticks /
?Firstly,? I say, ?They don?t have practice today, so they wouldn?t
notice until Saturday, in which case it won?t be a proper April Fool?s
joke. And secondly, that?s just plain vandalism.?
?You?re a pain in my arse, Weasley,? James mumbled.
/3. Smear glue on all of the toilet seats in the Slytherin dungeon/
?That?s the first relatively good idea you?ve had,? I say, ?But it?s
still dumb and childish.?
/4. Peg water-balloons at them/
?How dignified,? I roll my eyes, ?Seriously, this is all you have? Al

and Scorpius have diagrams.?
?Fred!? James yells, and Fred comes stumbling down the stairs from the
dormitories, ?How is it that you have the Prank Mastermind for a father
and you?re still crap at this??
?I don?t know,? Fred shrugs, ?I?m too lazy to be a Mastermind.?
?James,? I say logically, ?You were named after the two best pranksters
this school has ever seen. Surely you can come up with something better
than gluing the Slytherins to their toilets and pegging water balloons
at them.?
?Well what bright ideas do you have then, /Red/?? says James indignantly.
?I don?t have any,? I shrug, ?I was named after a dentist.?
?I?ve got it!? James exclaims, ?I?ve got the perfect prank! Red, can you
get Jenny in on this??
Oh dear, this can?t be good.
?Why do you need /Jenny/?? I ask fearfully.
?We?re going to make Al think she?s cheating on him!? says James

excitedly, and Fred high-fives him for thinking of such a ?good? plan.
I?ve never heard anything more ridiculous. "With me!"
?No way,? I say, ?Absolutely no way! You can?t just mess with someone?s
emotions like that, even you two wouldn?t sink that low!?
?Wouldn?t we?? Fred grins.
?And anyway, Jenny will never go along with it,? I continue, ?She?s not
going to help you hurt her boyfriend!?
?Wouldn?t she?? Fred grins again.
?Shut up!? I exclaim, ?I?m not helping you do this!?
?Fine,? says Fred.
?We don?t need her help or your help anyway,? James agrees, and the two
saunter out the portrait hole. What a pair of idiots.
Wanting to avoid any April Fools hoaxes, I decide to stay in my

dormitory reading Chas?s copy of Witch Weekly. Every now and again, my
eyes tear away from the article ?Charm Your Way To Bigger Boobs? (not
that I want to, it?s just interesting to know these things) to Laura?s
bed. She?s got make-up and face creams of all sorts on her bedside
locker, and I?ve noticed over the last few weeks that her Mum sends her
new stuff nearly every day. I?d call her spoiled if I didn?t know what a
bitch of a mother she has. I?ve tried being nicer to Laura, I really
have, but she doesn?t seem to want to know. I?m still the cousin of the
bastard who broke her heart in front of the whole school after all.
At six-thirty, I leave the Gryffindor Tower and head downstairs to

dinner. I don?t know what I?m expecting to find. Perhaps the decapitated
body of a Gryffindor thrown across the Slytherin table. Or maybe a naked
Slytherin held hostage in a cage over the Gryffindor table. When I reach
the Great Hall, I find a very different scenario.
Al and James are standing in the middle of the hall, their wands drawn
and both sporting injuries. Al?s lip is bleeding and his glasses are
broken, while James has a large gash down the side of his face. Both are
absolutely fuming.
?You?re a bastard!? Al shouts, ?A worthless piece of shit on the bottom

of my shoe! /LEVICORPUS/!?
As James is hung in mid-air by his ankles, teachers run from the top
table down to investigate the scene. I notice now that Jenny is sitting
at the Gryffindor table with her head in her hands, crying.
?What the hell is going on here?? I scream, but nobody seems to notice
with all the commotion. Mark runs at Al, his wand drawn, but Scorpius
steps in front of him and shoots him back fiercely with a stunning
spell. Now it?s Dom?s turn to get involved.
?Oi! Leave him alone!? she roars at Scorpius, drawing her wand, ?Talk
about a bad loser!?
?Loser?? Scorpius shouts furiously, ?I?m not the loser here, darling!?
?You?re a cheating bastard!? Al is now shouting at his still

air-suspended brother, ?I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!?
?Let him down!? I scream, on the brink of tears. James?s face is now
turning purple. Thankfully, Al lets him down and James falls with a
crash onto the floor. James picks up his wand, points it at Al and
shouts ?/Expelliarmus/!? Al?s wand flies out of his hand into James?s.
?What are you going to do now, little brother?? James grins maliciously,
but still looks very disgruntled from being hung upside down.
?KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!? Al lunges at James, pushing him to the
floor and clutching at his neck. The teachers can?t seem to get through
the large crowd of students surrounding the scene. James unintentionally
drops the wands as Al continues to choke him.
?Scorpius!? I scream and he stops pointing his wand at Mark and turns to
me, ?DO SOMETHING!?
Scorpius looks around frantically for a moment, then sends up red sparks
with his wand. At first this seems like a stupid, pointless exercise,
but it seems to have gotten everyone?s attentions, including Al?s. Seán
and Fred pull Al back off James, who is coughing frantically.
?Everybody just calm the fuck down!? Scorpius yells, and the hall falls
silent.
The teachers push their way through the crowd of students.
?POTTERS!?
I?ve never seen Flitwick look so angry. His face is gone blue with anger.
He?s like a little Smurf.
?My office, NOW! Rose, Dominique and Matthews, you too!? Flitwick yells
at us, ?And you Malfoy!?
We all follow Flitwick up to his office in silence. James and Al are

both badly beaten, but are still trying to get at each other. Scorpius
is holding Al back, while Mark is doing his best to keep James under
control. James keeps muttering something like ?can?t take a joke?.
Flitwick slams the door of his office behind him.
?What has gotten into you two?? Flitwick yells. I?ve never been more
afraid of the man in my whole life, ?Such reckless and careless
behaviour! Fighting like a pair of animals! You two are brothers!?
?He?s no brother of mine,? Al fumes, ?He?s nothing but a f??
?Enough!? Flitwick stops him, ?I?m afraid I?ve had to call your parents
in.?
Oh fuck. This really isn?t good. James and Al look equally horrified,
and even Dom looks slightly frightened. It?s never good to get on the
wrong side of Ginny Potter. In fact, life isn?t worth living if you?re
on the wrong side of Ginny Potter. And as if they knew their names have
been mentioned, we hear voices outside the door of Flitwick?s office and
a short knock.
?Ginny calm down ??
?DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, HARRY POTTER!? Oh dear, she's using full
names.
?Come in,? Flitwick calls.
The office door bursts open, and Aunt Ginny is the first in. Her face is
almost as red as her hair. Harry follows her, looking more disappointed
than anything.
?Where are they?? Ginny growls, then makes a beeline for James, who is
closest to her, ?JAMES SIRIUS POTTER! This is the last straw! You?ve
really crossed the line this time ? FIGHTING WITH YOUR BROTHER?!?
?HE STARTED IT!? James shouts back. James and Ginny were always pretty
similar when it came to tempers, so an argument between the two is never
pretty.
?Okay, let?s all just calm down,? Harry starts, but Ginny blatantly
ignores him.
?SIT DOWN!? Ginny screams and then turns to Al, ?BOTH OF YOU!?
Dom, Mark, Scorpius and I watch on as Ginny sits her two sons down on
the chairs on front of Flitwick?s desk. It?s like a government
interrogation ? except about a million times worse. Ginny takes a few
deep breaths to calm herself down.
?Why,? she starts through gritted teeth, ?Were you two fighting like a
pair of Muggles? What on earth possessed you??
?He started it,? James mumbles again.
?He cheated with Jenny!? Al shouts. Harry frowns at James in

disappointment.
?James, is that true?? he asks. Wow, it?s so much worse when it?s Harry.
?No it?s not true!? James spits, ?He?s the backstabbing /Slytherin/ of
the family, not me!?
?Stop that NOW,? Ginny snaps.
?Why the fuck did you say that she was cheating then?? Al hisses.
?Language!? Ginny cries, but Al ignores her.
?It was an April Fool?s joke, you prat,? James shot back, ?Like I?d go
near /her/.?
?What the hell is that supposed to mean?? Al roars, jumping up from his
seat and pointing his wand at James?s head.
?Al!? Ginny cries, now looking more frightened than anything else.
"It means that she's a fucking troll in a dress!" James roared back.
Harry lunges forward to separate the two boys, but he?s not quick enough.
?/Avada Kedavra/!? Al shouts, and with a flash of green light, James?

body falls to the floor, still and lifeless, like a piece of wood.
A high-pitched scream escapes my mouth, as Ginny and Harry rush to

James?s side and Scorpius lets out a very undignified exclamation of
?fucking hell!?
?Al what the hell have you done?!? Dom cries, shaking wildly. All colour
has been drained from Harry?s face. He?s unable to move, as am I. Dom
breaks down in tears on Mark, who?s expression is so shocked, he looks
like he?s about to keel over.
?Al?you ? you killed him,? Scorpius whispers with so much disgust in his
tone that his voice is barely recognisable. Al has dropped his wand and
looks equally shocked as the rest of us. I feel like I?m having an outer
body experience. There?s just no way?James can?t be?he just can?t?
?James?? Ginny whispers to her lifeless son, feeling for a pulse, ?James
darling, wake up.?
Nothing. He?s completely stiff. And just as I feel like I?m about to
break down, Scorpius hugs me. This can?t be true. Al wouldn?t kill
James. Not for Jenny. Not for anyone.
?I?ll murder you, Potter!? Mark shouts, running at Al, ?I?ll wring your
little ??
?Let?s not have two murders here today, folks,? James grins, opening his
eyes. Al grins down at him, and offers him a hand to help him up.
?Are you telling me?? I start.
?No way,? Dom half-laughs, but she?s still crying at the same time.
?You have to admit, we had you going,? James smirks, ?Nice work, little
brother.?
?You too, Slightly Older brother,? Al grins back, ?No one pulls a prank
like the Potter boys.?
Harry looks like he?s trying to smile, but anger seems to have taken
over that urge. But hell hath no fury like Ginny Potter?s scorn. She
picks up a copy of the Daily Prophet from Flitwick?s desk and starts
beating her two sons around the head with it.
?YOU INCONSIDERATE LITTLE IDIOTS!? she screams, ?YOU STUPID, THOUGHTLESS ??
It goes on like this for a while, but Al and James are still laughing.
Scorpius seems to find this hilarious too, and even I have to admit it ?
Nobody pulls a prank like the Potter boys.

*
The best April Fools prank to ever hit Hogwarts had serious consequences
for both James and Al. Firstly, they got detention ? from their
/mother/. She threatened Flitwick into putting them into detention until
the end of the year, so now every Sunday they have to help the House
Elves to clean the entire school. Secondly, I nearly killed the pair of
them, as did everyone else who actually thought that James had been
murdered. Scorpius and Dom are on very bad terms now over the ?fight?
that happened in the Great Hall, because although the fight was fake,
they both said things they really meant.
James has become something of a legend, although Fred and Mark were sort
of pissed off that he hadn?t let them in on the joke. It seemed that
James and Al had been planning their prank for the last few months.
?See, the spell Al cast was Avada Kedav-/er/-a,? James explained when I
asked how he survived Al?s killing curse, ?The killing curse is Avada
Kedav/ra/. Avada Kedav-/er/-a only knocks a person out for a few
seconds, giving them a few symptoms of death, but not actually killing
them. Pretty clever eh??
I have to admit that it /was/ pretty clever, even if Aunt Ginny and
Uncle Harry didn?t think so. However, Al doesn?t seem as proud of the
prank as James.
Jenny dumped him.
I think I was more gutted than him when I found out, although she had
every reason to do it. See, Jenny wasn?t in on the prank either and as
it was pretty much based around her, it was her feelings that were hurt
the most. Al accused her of cheating with James in front of the whole
school, and apparently made it seem very believable. Jenny went a bit
crazy and said something about him ?using? her for his practical jokes.
?I?m the laughing stock of the school,? she sobbed, as we sat in the
library doing homework last night, ?Everybody thinks I cheated on him.?
?No they don?t,? I tried to soothe her, even though I?d heard a few
people spreading rumours about Jenny playing the two Potters at the same
time, ?And anyway, they?ll forget about it soon enough.?
?I won?t,? she said angrily, ?I?ll never forget it.?
As we sat in silence, and I tried my best to think of something to say

to cheer her up (that wasn?t ?pull my finger?), Scorpius came over to
our table and sat across from us. As he was not in on the prank, Jenny
didn?t really mind his intrusion, but I could tell she didn?t really
want him there, especially considering he?s Al?s best friend.
?Eh, Jenny?? he started, ?Al?s really sorry, you know.?
I glared at him angrily with my

don?t-mention-Al-in-front-of-her-can?t-you-see-how-upset-she-is look,
and he just shrugged at me as if to say ?What am I supposed to say?!?
?I don?t give a shit!? she screeched, and the librarian glared at her
angrily before pressing her finger very tightly up to her lips. My mouth
and Scorpius? mouth both dropped open in shock ? Jenny Winters said a
swear word!
?Look,? Scorpius whispered reasonably, ?I know he was a total jackass

for what he did, but in fairness, it was probably James? idea.?
?That?s true,? I agreed, ?James just really wanted a prank that would go
down in history!?
?I don?t care,? said Jenny, grabbing her books and standing up, ?I can?t
believe you?re taking his side, Rose.?
?I?m not taking anyone?s side!? I said helplessly, ?I?m just trying ??
?Well don?t!? she yelled and marched out of the library. It was probably
a good thing she left, because the librarian had grabbed the sweeping
brush and was running very rapidly towards her with it.
And suddenly, Scorpius and I were left alone.
/He?s clearly in love with you!/
?No!? I whispered to myself to get those stupid thoughts out of my head.
?No what?? Scorpius asked looking very confused.
?No?lan,? I said quickly, ?Nolan?you remember The Nolans??
?No,? he said honestly.
?I?m in the mood for dancin?,? I sang, ?Romancin???
I trailed off, realising that I was singing a song from an old Muggle
band that most Muggles hadn?t even heard of, never mind wizards.
Scorpius looked kind of scared, again indicating that he is not in love
with me and that Dom was wrong. Or just indicating that he?s not a big
Nolans fan.
I sit in Herbology listening to Neville ? sorry, Professor Longbottom ?

drone on about some plant that I really don?t give a toss about. I only
start half-listening when he remembers that he hasn?t taken attendance
yet and begins calling names.
?Laura Phelps,? he calls.
Everyone looks around for Laura, but it suddenly occurs to me that she
hasn?t been in class all day. The last time I saw her was this morning
when she was doing her usual fifty sit-ups before breakfast. I can
barely even stand up, never mind do sit-ups. I start to worry about her,
even though I know I shouldn?t considering she?s still technically my
arch-nemesis. Neville just shrugs, marks her absent and moves on with
the class.
?Excuse me sir,? I ask, my hand flying into the air, ?May I go to the
bathroom??
He lets me, as all teachers do considering I have a kid pressing on my

bladder 24/7 and I rush back from the greenhouses up to the castle. I do
go to the bathrooms, the ones on the second floor, because I just can?t
hold it any longer. I generally avoid this bathroom for the same reason
everyone else has for the last seventy years ? Moaning Myrtle.
After I?ve relieved myself, Myrtle herself appears from a cubicle near
the end of the bathroom. She?s looking very pleased with herself, which
makes me feel very unnerved.
?Afternoon, Myrtle,? I say politely while washing my hands at the sink

beside the one that leads into the Chamber of Secrets. This bathroom
gives me the heebie jeebies.
?You?ll never guess what!? she screams in delight, ?I?m soon going to
have a friend to haunt these bathrooms with!?
?Nearly Headless Nick decided to marry you then, eh?? I joke, but as she
cackles even more, I get the feeling that this really can?t be good.
?Nope!? she cries, floating over the cubicle down the end, ?But I think
this one,? she points into it, ?Is on her way out!?
I rush down to the cubicle to see what the hell Myrtle is on about ? and
there she is. Laura is lying face down on the damp floor, with an empty
potion bottle in her left hand.
?Oh /shit/.?
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*Chapter 20: The Hospital Wing*
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?Ding dong the witch is dead!? Myrtle sings out, her banshee-like voice
echoing around the bathroom.
?Laura,? I say, trying to keep the panic out of my voice, ?Laura, can
you hear me??
With great difficulty, I kneel down onto the ground and turn her over
very gently. She?s so pale and freezing cold. I?m starting to think that
Myrtle might be right.
?Wake up, Laura,? I panic, ?Please wake up??
Myrtle cackles loudly. ?She?s dead!?
?Shut up!? I shout, ?And go get some help!?
?I will not be spoken to like that in /my/ bathroom!? she shrieks and
flies through the wall to spread the joyous news that she will soon have
a new roommate to terrorise the full-bladdered girls of Hogwarts with.
I don?t even have my wand, I left it in my bag back in the greenhouse.

Not that I?d even know what to do if I /did/ have my wand.
?Please, Laura, please wake up!? I plead. I pull myself up off the
ground, rush to the sink, fill a glass with water and pour it over her.
She doesn?t move. I can?t feel a pulse. I run to the door of the
bathroom, but the hallways are practically empty because everyone is in
class. That is except for the one person in the school who doesn?t feel
the need to go to class anymore.
?/James/!? I cry, as I spot my cousin flying around the corridor on a

scooter. Seriously, that?s what he does when he should be in Potions. I
don?t even know where the hell he /got/ a scooter.
?Alright Red!? he grins, speeding past me on the Muggle toy.
?James you have to help me!? I?m crying now from the panic and starting
to get cramps in my stomach. He jumps off the scooter, which keeps going
and crashes straight into the suit of armour at the end of the corridor,
but James ignores it and runs towards me.
?Are you alright?? he asks, now looking just as panicked as me.
?It?s Laura,? I tell him and he frowns, ?Come on!?
?I can?t go in there!? he says, outraged, ?Of all the girls? places I?ve
been, the second floor bathroom is one I?ve never wanted to visit, thanks.?
?James, NOW!? I shout, and try to ignore the pain that?s now becoming
worse. James reluctantly follows me into the bathroom and his brown eyes
widen in shock when he sees Laura?s motionless body lying at the end
cubicle.
?Fuck, what happened?? he gasps and picks up the bottle that?s still in
Laura?s hand, ?Slimming Solution??
I hadn?t even read the label.
?We have to get her to the hospital wing,? I say, my voice strained
because of the cramp in my stomach. James picks Laura up with absolutely
no trouble at all ? it?s as if she doesn?t weigh anything.
?Shit, she?s way too light,? says James, hurrying to the door of the
bathroom, ?How the hell did she get hold of Slimming Solution??
I shrug and rush after him up the stairs towards the hospital wing.
?Laura,? James says softly as he half-runs, ?C?mon Laura talk to me??
The hospital wing is empty when we arrive. Madam Pomfrey rushes from her
office as James lays Laura down on the first bed he finds.
?What on earth??
?She?s overdosed,? I explain, breathing heavily like those antenatal

books told me to, ?on Slimming Solution.?
?How long ago?? asks Madam Pomfrey looking extremely worried.
?I don?t know! I found her around ? /ouch/ ? around ten minutes ago,? I
say, doubling over in pain.
?Red, what?s the matter?? asks James, putting an arm around my shoulders.
?N-nothing,? I say, ?I?m fine. Will she be okay??
Madam Pomfrey is muttering some weird incantation at Laura, then runs to

the medicine cabinet. She takes out a bottle of purple coloured potion
and feeds it to Laura, then feels for a pulse.
?Potter,? Pomfrey demands, ?Fetch the headmaster.?
James takes a look at me, and I nod indicating that I?m okay and that he
should go. He runs from the hospital.
?Is she alright?? I cry, ?She?s not ??
?No,? says Madam Pomfrey, not allowing me to say the dreaded 'd' word,
?But almost.?
She?s rushing around, feeding Laura various potions and casting random
spells, and it all becomes a sort of blur. The blinding pain is making
it difficult to breathe. Madam Pomfrey is saying something to me, but it
is as if I?m under the water, her voice is so blurred. I can?t stand
anymore?I?m falling?
And everything goes dark.

*
?There are simply too many of you!? I hear Madam Pomfrey cry, ?Half of
you will have to leave!?
?I?m not going anywhere,? Hugo says stubbornly, ?She?s my sister.?
?Yeah, well she?s our cousin,? says James and about five ?yeah!?s follow
his outburst.
?She?s carrying /my/ kid!? Scorpius cries.
?Well?she?s?erm?she?s my friend!? I hear Hagrid boom.
?She?s my friend too!? Jenny sobs, ?And the last thing I did was shout
at her!?
?Well then that?s Jenny gone,? says Fred, ?Right, who else has shouted
at her recently??
?Shut up, Fred,? I hear Roxie sigh at her older brother.
?I think we should all stay,? says Molly.
?I agree Dolly-Molly.? Oh mercy ? Library Man is here. And he?s calling

my cousin ?Dolly-Molly?.
?You can?t all stay!? Madam Pomfrey sighs, half-knowing she?s been
defeated.
?Well there?s thirteen of us,? says Dom, ?And only one of you.?
I open my eyes, and sure enough there are thirteen people surrounding my
bed, though Hagrid?s presence makes it seem like more. James, Al, Hugo
and Lily are on the left side of my bed and Scorpius, Jenny and Dom are
on the other side. Hagrid is down the bottom with Roxie, Fred, Molly,
Library Man and Louis.
?Is Laura okay?? I ask immediately.
Apparently nobody realised that I have awoken because they all stop
arguing immediately at the sound of my voice and turn around to face me.
Hugo looks extremely pale and worried, and actually looks like my little
brother rather than the freaky not-even-a-Goth thing he?s turned into
over the last few months. Hagrid smiles widely at me, Dom breathes a
sigh of relief, James winks, but nobody looks worse than Scorpius. I bet
I don?t even look worse than him. Although he?s a naturally pale person,
he looks just as pale as poor Laura did when I found her on the floor of
the bathroom. How long ago was that?
?Rosie!? Hagrid grins, ?How?re yeh feelin???
?I?m fine,? I say impatiently, ?How?s Laura??
Everybody looks at each other uncomfortably, but it is James who answers.
?She?s in a heavy coma,? he says, ?They took her to St Mungo?s a few

hours ago.?
?Will she be alright?? I ask fearfully.
?They don?t know,? James shrugs, ?But if you hadn?t found her when you
did, she?d certainly be dead by now.?
This does absolutely nothing to comfort me.
?It wasn?t her fault?? I whisper to myself, and feel tears pouring down
my cheeks and a fresh anger towards Laura?s mother.
?Are you okay?? Scorpius asks, ?Poppy says that the baby?s fine, it was
just a little distressed because of all the stress you were under.?
Then silence. None of us know what to say.
?D?you know what?s a great name for a boy?? James says, totally ruining
the mood and changing the subject, ?If it?s a boy, I mean?James Sirius.
Or maybe Sirius James, whichever way you want to put it, it?s your kid I
suppose??
?Oh please, Fred Arthur is way better,? Fred scoffs.
?I think if you just steer clear of Albus Severus and Scorpius Hyperion
you should be okay,? Dom winks.
?We do have God awful names,? Scorpius shrugs at Al.
?Amen to that,? Al agrees solemnly. I can?t help but notice that he?s
saying everything in that solemn tone and I haven?t actually seen him
smile in days. Then again, I haven?t seen Jenny smile in days either.
Slowly my visitors start to leave. The first to go is Hagrid, as he has
a Care of Magical Creatures class to teach. The James and Fred go off to
?study?, which I know can?t be good. Molly and Library Man also say
they?re going to study, which I know is actually true, as neither of
them know how to do anything else. Also, Library Man has been out of his
habitat for over an hour ? he must be coming out in a rash or something.
Lily, Hugo, Louis and Roxie all leave, as classes are about to begin.
Scorpius, Dom, Al and Jenny all have free periods, so they stay for a
while. At one time I?d have felt like a fifth wheel in this situation,
but now we?re just five single people.
?I have to go do some Transfiguration homework,? Dom announces after a

few awkward minutes. She and Malfoy still aren?t on speaking terms after
the fight on April Fools? Day. ?Chang will go nuts if I don?t hand up
that essay soon. I?ll see you later, Rosie.?
She hugs me and leaves, half nodding to Al and Jenny but completely
ignoring Scorpius. He doesn?t seem to care.
?I think I should go too,? says Jenny, looking at the ground, ?I hope

you feel better, Rose.?
She gets up to leave, and Al jumps up to follow her. Scorpius and I

exchange a glance, both of us knowing that this isn?t going to end up
good. My bed is quite near to the door, so we can hear everything.
?Jen, wait,? Al pleads, ?C?mon we need to talk!?
?What?s there to talk about?? Jenny cries, sounding very upset indeed.
?Should we be listening to this?? Scorpius asks quietly, but I shush him

very quickly. Gossip is gossip no matter what way you look at it.
?I?m sorry, it was just a ??
?Joke?? she scoffs, ?That?s all it was to you? You were willing to
jeopardise everything we have for a stupid joke??
?Hey, my grandfather would have been proud of that joke!? Al argues.
?Well as long as the late James Potter is proud that his grandson is an
insensitive little wart!? Jenny shrieks.
?Woah, harsh,? Scorpius whispers.

?Oh come on, Jenny lighten up a bit!? Al shouts, now getting angry
rather than apologetic, ?It was a bloody joke! It?s not like I actually
accused you of cheating!?
?You made a fool of me in front of everybody!? she cries, ?Did you even
think about how I might feel??
?You just can?t take a joke!? Al shoots, ?I?m not going to waste my time
on some uptight ??
Easy now, Al.
?boring ??
Taking it a /bit/ far?
?stuck-up ??
Even Scorpius gasps at that one.
?sanctimonious Ravenclaw!?
?Bad one,? Scorpius groans, shaking his head.
?Well I wouldn?t dare ask you to waste your time, /Potter/! But let me
just say, that although you think that you?re the friggin? cat?s
pyjamas, believe me, you?re not and just because you?re living off
Daddy?s fame here at Hogwarts, that doesn?t give you the right to judge
others! You?re worse than your brother!?
Then we hear her march away without another word, and Al isn?t quick
enough to think of a comeback. When he re-enters the hospital wing,
Scorpius starts clapping very slowly, a clap that?s absolutely dripping
with sarcasm.
?Nicely done mate,? he says, ?You really know how to win ?em over, don?t
you??
?Shut up,? Al groans, ?I?m going back to the dungeons. See you later.?
Scorpius and I are left in silence.
?Wow, my drama seems kind of trivial now,? I say, breaking the silence.
?That Al can be a right bitch when he wants,? says Scorpius.
?The sad thing is that they do love each other,? I sigh, ?They?re just
too stubborn to work it out.?
Just like my parents.
?Right I?m afraid I?m gonna have to make like a banana and split,? says
Scorpius, making an attempt to be cool, but failing miserably. ?Don?t
look at me like that, that phrase was very cool back ??
?In the stone age??
?Ha ha,? he says sarcastically, ?I?ll come back after work, okay? Poppy
said you?ll probably be out tomorrow. Don?t stress over anything or I?ll
kill you.?
?That?s reassuring.?
He bends down and for a second I think he?s about to kiss me.
/He?s clearly in love with you!/
But instead he goes for a hug, which is good enough for me, I suppose.
?You take good care of little Alfonsis,? he grins on the way out, ?Or
Bjork, depending on what sex it is!?
?Yeah, we?ll work on the names later,? I call after him as he walks out
the door.
*
Two hours later, I find myself stressed once more and shouting at the
matron.
?Please Madam Pomfrey!? I beg.
?Absolutely not! You are in no condition to go to London ??
?But I need to see that she?s okay!? I protest.
?She will be transferred back here once the Healers have given her the
proper treatment, I assure you! She?ll probably be back tomorrow, you
can see her then,? said Madam Pomfrey, forcing me back into my bed.
?S-so once they give her the treatment she?ll be okay?? I ask hopefully.
She avoids my eyes and her face softens slightly. ?I hope so.?
That?s not very reassuring. When she has made sure that I?m not about to
do a runner out the window, Madam Pomfrey returns to her office. As if
the day can?t possibly get any worse, Mum comes rushing in the door of
the hospital wing, followed closely by Dad.
?Rosie! We just heard,? Mum cries, hugging me, ?Are you alright??
?I?m fine ??
?I brought you some grapes,? says Dad awkwardly, setting a plastic bag
full of grapes down on my bedside locker. I can?t help but smile at the
gesture, but Mum rolls her eyes.
?How did you know I was here?? I ask.
?I met Scorpius in the village,? Mum explains.
Note to self: kill Scorpius Malfoy. Dad?s face visibly darkens at the
mention of Scorpius? name, and I?m fairly sure mine has. I will kill him
for telling them I?m in here. As if they don?t have their own problems.
?Rose, you?re stressing too much,? says Mum, ?I knew this would happen.
Is it your studies??
My eyes meet Dad?s and we both look away. He knows as well as I do that
my studies are the last thing on my mind. Maybe back when my life wasn?t
dominated by pregnancy and drama I would have been stressed out by my
studies, but these days if I stressed about my school work on top of
everything else, I?d keel over. I already have keeled over and that?s
without the school work!
?It?s not my studies,? I admit.
?Then what is it??
And that?s it. I, in my very delicate state, explode.
?I don?t know,? I shout, ?Try the fact that everyone in the school is
talking about me! Or maybe that Dom is putting crazy ideas in my head,
meaning I haven?t slept properly in over two weeks! Or maybe it?s
because my parents have split up and you, MUM are acting like a child,
inviting a date to Victoire?s wedding! Or perhaps the fact that I found
one of my class-mates half dead on the bathroom floor after OD-ing on
Slimming Solution because she?s being bullied by her psychotic mother!
Take your pick!?
?What?s all this shouting?? Madam Pomfrey comes rushing out of her
office looking fit to kill, ?Oh, hello there.? Mum and Dad smile
uncomfortably at her. ?Miss Weasley, what have I told you about getting
worked up??
?Sorry,? I mumble. Madam Pomfrey nods and then returns to her office,
clearly sorry that she interrupted the little dispute.
?You?re bringing a /date/ to the wedding?? Dad hisses at Mum, breaking

the awkward silence. That is what stood out from my little speech? Not
the fact that I found a girl half-dead in the bathroom? Nice one, Dad.
?Not here, Ron,? Mum shot back, narrowing her brown eyes at him.
?That?s it, start arguing, that?s just what I need,? I snap.
They don?t speak of Mum?s ?date? anymore and change the subject
completely, as if they?re actually interested in the fact that Laura
Phelps is on her death bed. The thought of it gives me the creeps. I
mean, she?s my age. In fact, she?s younger than me by about two months.
How frightening is that?
Mum and Dad leave after about an hour. They leave separately, of course,
each of them taking separate directions once they walk out the door of
the hospital wing. Sometimes I think that maybe it?s going to take
another great catastrophe, like the Battle of Hogwarts, to get them
together again.
Like he promised, Scorpius returns to the hospital wing after work. It?s
about half ten and he has to sneak in while Madam Pomfrey is in her
office. If she catches him she?ll probably end up beating him around the
heat with a broomstick. She seems like the type.
?Are you feeling okay?? Scorpius whispers loudly so Madam Pomfrey won?t
hear. He sits himself down on the chair beside my bed and puts his feet
up on the bed, leaving a whole pile of dirt on the sheets. How can one
person have that much dirt on the bottom of their trainers?
?Can?t complain,? I shrug, ?I?m just so bored.?
?Yeah, I know the feeling,? Scorpius nods, ?I sold three quills today.
In six hours.?
?You told my mum about me being in here,? I suddenly remember, frowning.
?Yeah,? he says calmly, ?She asked how you were, I wasn?t going to lie.?
?It?s not like you?ve never lied before!? I hiss angrily, ?She and Dad
came to see me today!?
?I don?t know why you?re getting so pissed off,? he frowns, ?Most people
would be happy to have parents who actually give a shit.?
?Oh here we go with the ?my parents don?t love me? spiel,? I scoff,
getting angry, but I?m not quite sure why. No, I do know why! He had
absolutely no right to tell Mum that I fainted! It?s not even a big deal!
?Well you?re clearly in a fantastic mood,? Scorpius rolls his eyes,

?Maybe I should come back when you?re not so hormonal.?
?That?s just perfect!? I cry, not bothering to keep my voice down

anymore, as I can feel tears brewing in my eyes. ?You can just piss off
whenever things get tough! It?s not like I can get a break from
pregnancy and just come back later!?
?Jesus Christ Rose, what do you want me to say?? he asks, looking sort
of scared now.
?Nothing,? I snap, ?I don?t want you to say anything because you?ll just
end up putting your big ?? I kick his right foot off the bed, ?manky ??
and then his left, ?foot in it!?
We hear the door of Pomfrey?s office opening, and Scorpius quickly dives
under my bed. At first I think she?s going to start giving out to me for
shouting, but apparently she hasn?t noticed the noise we were making ?
okay, /I/ was making. Instead, she rushes to the door and pulls it open.
There are two men waiting outside, and I?m pretending to be asleep with
one eye open. The two men are carrying a stretcher and on it, I realise,
is Laura. Although it?s dark in here, I can see just how thin and frail
she looks. The men lay her gently on the bed across from mine.
?How is she?? Madam Pomfrey asks one of the men.
?She?s still out,? he replies, with absolutely no trace of hope in his

voice, ?It?s just a matter of waiting now.?
?What are her chances?? Pomfrey asks sounding very frightened indeed.
?About fifty-fifty,? says the man gravely.
The two men leave shortly afterwards, and Madam Pomfrey closes the
curtains around Laura?s bed. She then sighs heavily and turns to my bed,
as I shut my eyes quickly.
?Mr Malfoy,? she says calmly, ?I find the chairs to be far more
comfortable than under the beds.? I feel myself going red. ?But suit
yourself.?
When I wake up the next morning, the curtains around Laura?s bed have
been opened. She looks absolutely awful and deathly pale. There is a
woman sitting beside her bed, flicking through a magazine with a very
bored look on her face. She?s got very long, dark hair, and is probably
around Mum?s age, though she looks younger. She looks as if she?s
performed a few anti-aging charms on herself. She?s wearing a lot of
make-up too and far too much eye-liner around her already dark eyes. She
looks sort of like Laura, though Laura is far prettier. I then realise ?
this is the demon mother.
?Mrs Phelps?? Madam Pomfrey bustles over to her, ?Would you like a cup
of tea??
?No thanks, Poppy,? she says, ?I should probably be going soon. It

doesn?t look like there?s going to be any change here today.?
As soon as the words are out of her mouth, the doors of the hospital
wing open and a very small, fat, balding man comes rushing in and over
to Laura?s bed. He, unlike Mrs Phelps, looks genuinely worried.
?I?ve only just heard!? he cries frantically, with a hint of anger in

his voice, ?Your sister told me! How could you not tell me, Helen??
?Oh grow up, William,? Mrs Phelps says nastily, ?It?s not like you even
care about my daughter.?
?/Our/ daughter!? Mr Phelps snaps, ?And how dare you accuse me of not
caring! It?s your fault she?s in here!?
?My fault?? Mrs Phelps shrieks, ?You?re the one who only sees her every
other weekend during the summer!?
?Because you won?t let me see her!? Mr Phelps roars, ?Now look what
she?s done!?
?You think it?s my fault she?s tried to top herself?? Mrs Phelps scoffs.
?It is your fault!? I can?t help myself shouting. Mr and Mrs Phelps stop
arguing with one another and turn to face me. Why can I never keep my
big mouth shut?
?Um, who are you?? asks Mr Phelps, but not unkindly. He clearly approves
of my sudden outburst at his wife ? or his ex-wife, by the sounds of
things.
?I know who she is,? Mrs Phelps turns her nose up at me, ?She?s that
/Weasley/ girl.?
?A Weasley?? says Mr Phelps, now smiling, ?Are you really? You know, my
father used to work in the same department as your grandfather ??
?Oh yes, you and Arthur Weasley would get on like a house on fire,
wouldn?t you?? spat Mrs Phelps, ?Muggle-loving vermin!?
?Shut up!? I hiss at her, ?Don't you dare talk about my Grandad like that!?
?Just ignore her, dear,? says Mr Phelps helplessly.
?And you,? she glares at me, ?With your Mudblood mother and blood
traitor father! Look at what a fabulous job they did of raising you.?
She glares at my stomach blatantly.
?Well look at the fabulous job you did of raising your own daughter!? I
say, pointing at the lifeless Laura, ?She?s in a coma because of you! I
know that you were the one who told her to tell the entire school that
I?m pregnant. I used to think she was just a bitch, but now I can see
that she?s actually turned out surprisingly normal with a mother like you!?
?How dare you ??
?You don?t deserve to have kids!? I shout, ?You?re a hazard!?
She looks extremely offended, but she isn?t quick enough to make a
comeback.
?I think you better leave, Helen,? says Mr Phelps angrily, ?Before I do

something I might regret.?
Madam Pomfrey nods. Mrs Phelps shoots all of us a very poisonous look
and without even acknowledging her daughter, heads towards the door of
the hospital wing.
?Oh, and one more thing,? I call after her, ?That whole Mudblood, blood
traitor thing is very last century. Voldemort?s dead. Get over it.?
It?s times like this I wish I had a house elf who could follow me around
and shout ?you go girl!? when I win arguments in such a stylish fashion.
Maybe James would do it if I asked nicely...

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*A/N - This chapter seems quite short, but the next few will be better
hopefully! I've begun writing the Teddy-Victoire wedding and it's coming
along nicely. It should be around chapter 23 or so. As usual, thank you
to everyone who has reviewed and favourited this story, it really really
makes my day when you do! And if you like this story, you can check out
my other Next Gen story on my author's page. It's called Heartbeats.
It's the story that isn't this one. (Sarcastic? Me? Never.) Also if
you're bored you can check out my Meet The Author page! So yeah, keep
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*Chapter 21: Preparations*
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*Chapter 21: Preparations*
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McMahon of Hufflepuff speeds along after the snitch, but James?s

Firebolt seems to be too fast for him. James, showing all of the skill
he inherited from his dad and Grandad before him, takes a sharp turn
right, veering totally off course from where the snitch is. McMahon
looks around, curiosity getting the best of him, to see just what the
hell James is doing. It does seem rather ridiculous ? even I can see the
bloody snitch! As soon as McMahon takes his eye off the snitch, James
turns again and speeds off in a completely different direction ? the
snitch has now changed course and James is heading right for it.
McMahon?s broom isn?t able to turn as fast as James? Firebolt, and by
the time he gets back on course again, James has caught the little
golden ball. I can hear the Gryffindor screams from all the way over here.
Yes, I?m watching the Gryffindor versus Hufflepuff match with a pair of
omnioculars from the hospital wing. Although I was discharged a few days
ago, Madam Pomfrey insists that going to see a Quidditch match would
excite me too much and wouldn?t be good for the baby. So I?ve decided to
come and see the still unconscious Laura instead. Her mother hasn?t, to
my knowledge, returned to see her since I lashed out in zed-snapping
fashion. Her father stops by every now and again, and he seems decent
enough.
Yet there has been no change in her since she was brought back from St
Mungo?s. I visit every day, something that really confuses Chas.
?But Laura hates you,? she says bluntly every time she hears of me
visiting the hospital.
?I know.?
?And you hate her.?
?I don?t understand her, that?s all.?
And it?s true ? I /don?t/ understand her. I used to think she was such a
one-sided person, dumb, shallow and vindictive. Now I realise that there
is more to her, that it?s not her fault she is the way she is. I?m sure
that some of her father?s decency must have been passed on to her
somehow. I don?t think she hates me, not really.
Minutes after the Quidditch match has ended, James comes to the hospital
wing. He?s come a few times, but he can hardly stand to look at Laura?s
lifeless body. James is a joker, and in a situation that lacks even the
basic essence of humour, he feels extremely awkward. It?s just how he
is. Again, I used to think James was a one-dimensional person, but
perhaps he?s deeper than he lets on.
?You should see Garrison,? he says, shaking his sweaty head, sitting
down on the chair beside mine, ?We wiped him off the pitch. Dom hit a
bludger right at his balls, he won?t be walking straight for weeks!?
?I know, I saw,? I say disapprovingly, ?Garrison?s not /that/ bad.?
Lance Garrison is a very haughty seventh year Hufflepuff, and captain

and keeper on the Quidditch team. There has always been an ongoing feud
between him and James, ever since they both became captains in their
fourth years. Although Garrison does appear to be very narcissistic and
a bit of an arse, he?s not the worst. Dom hates him because he?s always
coming on to her and touching her leg. Something tells me that this
isn?t the first hit in the balls he?s gotten from her.
?So?how is she?? James asks uncomfortably, ruffling his black hair.
?No change,? I shrug.
He nods, as if he?d expected me to say that. He?s fiddling with the

golden snitch he?s just caught, and looking down at his hands because I
know he doesn?t want to look at Laura. She looks so gaunt and thin.
She?s frightening.
?Red, do you think this is my fault??
And just like that he has voiced exactly what I?ve known has been
running through his brain. Of course he?s going to be consumed with
guilt ? the girl he publicly dumped and humiliated has tried to kill
herself.
?Honestly, James,? I say carefully, ?I don?t think what you did to her
exactly helped the situation.? James flinches as I say this. ?But I
really think this goes deeper than you. Believe it or not, you?re not
the centre of the universe.?
And for the first time in his life, James Potter is glad to hear these
words. We leave the hospital wing after another half an hour, and walk
back to the common room in silence. I know he still feels guilty, but
there?s nothing I can say or do to comfort him now. He does snigger,
however, when we walk past a group of Hufflepuffs who are helping Lance
Garrison upstairs to the hospital wing ? walking seems like a fairly
difficult task to him right now.
People congratulate James on the fantastic win as soon as he climbs in

the portrait hole. I notice Lily sitting on the armchair beside the
fire, reading, and not really caring about the Quidditch result, even
though she was on the team. I managed to convince her this morning to
play in my old position as keeper, and she agreed as long as it was only
temporary ? temporary meaning one game and one game only. Although she?s
a great player, she is forever trying to promote house unity. The girl
is a dreamer.
I feel a poke on the back and turn around to see Scorpius grinning at me.
?Why are you grinning?? I frown.
?Can?t a guy grin nowadays??
?No,? I say, ?Not if it?s you. You?ve done something.?
?I haven?t,? he insists, looking offended.
?You?re thinking of doing something.?
?I?m not,? he says, though less honestly.
?Why are you grinning?? I ask again, getting frustrated.

?Guess where I?m going?? he asks.
?Hell??
?Your cousin?s wedding!? he says happily, ?Ted just sent me an invitation.?
?So hell in other words,? I mutter darkly.
I didn?t mean to say that. I should be acting happy, shouldn?t I? But

it?s hard when the one person you?ve loved and confided in your whole
life is marrying your cousin. In fact, it?s so hard, I?m thinking I
might just go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes or something so I can get out
of it. I?m sure they?ll welcome the pregnant witch with open arms.
I wonder why on earth Teddy sent Scorpius an invite. They hardly even
know each other. Yes, technically they are second cousins, but just
because their grandmothers are sisters does not mean that Scorpius has
to come to his stupid wedding!
?You seem excited,? he says sarcastically, ?I thought you?d be ??
?Happy? Yes, I am happy,? I say quickly, ?Ecstatic, I can?t think of

anything better. I?m going for a lie down now.?
I rush upstairs to my dormitory, but am shocked to realise that Scorpius

is somehow able to follow me. How the hell does he do it?
?How the hell do you do it?? I yell.
?Do what??
?Get up here!?
We?ve reached the dormitory now, and the ancient boy-repelling charms
haven?t worked at all.
?Well it was pretty easy. See I have these things called legs, they?re
kind of handy when you want to get places ??
?Don't get cheeky with me, Scorpius Malfoy!? I cry, sounding so very
like Nana Molly. ?Boys aren?t supposed to be able to come up here!?
?Well the stairs are hardly going to turn into a slide with a pregnant
girl going up them, now are they?? says Scorpius logically. I suppose I
never really thought about it like that. Is he really smarter than me?
?Yeah?well?? I struggle, ?Well I wasn?t pregnant the last time you were
up here!?
?No, but you /wanted/ me to come up here,? he says, ?And that breaks the
enchantment.?
That?s bullshit! So boys can actually go up to the dorms if the girls

want them to? What?s the point of the bloody spell then?
?It?s in case of an emergency,? says Scorpius, reading the look on my

face, ?Let?s say you were in trouble up in the dorm and screaming for
help and you wanted a bloke to come and help you, they?d be able to.?
I suppose it sort of makes sense ? but the enchantment should be able to

tell whether a girl is actually in trouble or is just about to get into
trouble. It would save me a lot of heartburn.
?So are you going to leave now?? I frown.
He frowns back. So I continue frowning. And it?s just one big frown-a-thon.
?Why are you dreading Teddy and Victoire?s wedding so much?? he asks.
?I?m not,? I protest, ?I can?t wait. I?m counting down the days, see?? I
point to the calendar beside my bed, which has the days marked off until
the 19th, which has a huge red circle around it.
?Those are the days ?til your birthday,? he says, ?The wedding is the
20th.? How does he know when my birthday is? I don?t know when his is.
Well, I know it?s in November some time?
Then I see I have marked on my calendar ?My 17th birthday!? in very

large writing. So /that?s/ how he knows.
?Why wouldn?t I be looking forward to the wedding?? I ask angrily, ?My

drunken grandmother singing ?A Cauldron Full Of Hot, Strong Love? to my
equally drunk grandfather; my mum snogging some randomer so she?ll make
my dad ? who hasn?t shaved in about six months ? jealous; my aunts and
uncles dancing like idiots; James getting off with every relation of
Aunt Fleur?s he can find; Al brooding over his relationship with Jenny;
me, walking up the aisle, on front of a part-Veela and beside a
part-Veela wearing a dress that?s going to make me look even more like a
blimp than I already do!?
?But ??
?Not to mention the fact that the dress is going to take me about an
hour to get into because it?s so tight, and I?ll have to pee every five
minutes, so I?ll just be spending the entire time in the bloody bathroom!?
That?s not even mentioning the fact that I?ve been desperately in love
with Teddy Lupin since I could open my eyes.
He?s still frowning suspiciously. ?/Right/.?
?What?s that supposed to mean?? I snap.
?Nothing,? he sighs, giving me a weird look that makes me feel a bit

guilty, ?I?m going now.?
He strolls out of the dorm, hands in pockets, and down the stairs, which
turn into the slide and make him fall on his arse at the bottom.
Although he lets out a loud ?bollocks!?, I don?t really find the
situation that amusing. That look he just gave me is far too strange?
?We?re in trouble,? Dom announces, looking extremely worried as she

takes her place at the table for dinner. She turns around and indicates
to Al, Louis and Lucy to come over to the Gryffindor table for a family
discussion. The fact that she is including even her little brother (who
she rarely gets on with) in this makes me realise that this is indeed
serious. ?This just came in the evening post.?
She puts a letter down on the table, and we all crowd around to read it.
/Dear grandchildren!
I am writing to let you all know about the arrangements for how we are
travelling to France for the Lupin-Weasley wedding next week! I?m sure
you?re all very excited about the wedding, but I have organised
something that is going to make it even more exciting!
/Oh dear. This can't be good.
/We are travelling Muggle-style! You?ll all be coming home from Hogwarts
for the Easter holidays on Saturday, April 15th (or this Saturday!), so
we will be flying to France on Tuesday the 18th. And by flying I mean on
an airplane! Yes, a real one! I have the flight booked and everything,
so you needn?t worry about a thing.
Uncle Bill and Aunt Fleur will be travelling to France by Portkey
tomorrow, so Dominique and Louis, you will be staying here at The Burrow
until it is time to go. Hermione, Percy, Audrey, George, Angelina, Harry
and Ginny will also be travelling by Portkey earlier to help the
Delacours prepare for the wedding.
Looking forward to seeing you all!
Love,
Grandad/
?We?re screwed,? says Fred.
?An airplane?? says Al excitedly, looking happier than I?ve seen him in
days, ?Brilliant! Mum never lets us go on airplanes, always says
Portkeys are way easier??
?Portkeys /are/ way easier,? says Dom worriedly, ?These bloody Muggle
contraptions aren?t safe at all.?
?I always knew that man would be the death of me,? says James, ?Playing
with his stupid Muggle toys ??
?Oh come on!? says Al, ?It?s going to be fun! A real airplane!?
He?s just another Arthur Weasley in the making, that Al Potter.
?As opposed to the fake airplane we thought we?d be going on?? says
Molly, rolling her eyes at Al.
?Holy shit, lads,? James gasps, and throws an arm around Molly, ?Molzer
made a funny!?
Molly doesn?t even scold him for calling her ?Molzer?, but looks quite
proud of herself.
Hugo and I aren?t that apprehensive. Mum?s brought us on an airplane

before a few times, though Dad hates Muggle flying. The Potters have
never been on a plane before, as Ginny and Harry always insist on using
Portkeys instead. Even Harry, who was raised by Muggles, hasn?t been on
one.
My cousins continue talking about the Muggle flying issue as if they?ve

been asked to make some sort of suicide pact. It really is quite funny.
?Did you ever see that Muggle film /Air Force One/?? asks James darkly,
?You know where the Russian is trying to kill the president on the
plane, so they hijack it and it CRASHES into the sea??
?Firstly,? I sigh, ?That was a fictional film. Secondly, I don?t think

the President is going to be on the same flight as us.?
?Anything could happen!? James cries, and everyone else seems to look
just as worried as him. The boy watches too much TV when he?s at my house.
*
For the next few days, Scorpius avoids me like the plague and I have no
idea why. I didn?t do anything, I don?t think, unless he has somehow
found out that I suspect him of being in love with me. Except I don?t
suspect that anymore because his dodging seems to spell out otherwise.
I spend quite a bit of time with Jenny, as she?s looking much worse than
I?ve ever seen her look in my life. Her curly hair seems limp and
lifeless. She?s pale and has dark circles around her eyes. She hasn?t
slept in days. Whenever I bring up anything to do with Al, she changes
the subject completely. I?ve even tried inviting her to the wedding, but
she refuses to come. And I don?t think it?s the whole ?airplane? thing
putting her off. She?s a Muggleborn after all, and has been on one before.
The Friday before we?re due to go home for the Easter holidays, I decide
to go and see Laura in the hospital wing. To my surprise and to my
immense relief, I find her sitting up in her bed, still looking deathly
pale and skinny, but alive.
?Hi,? I say timidly. She looks at me, nods, but doesn?t say anything.
?Um, d?you mind?? I indicate to the seat beside her bed, and she shrugs
as if to say she doesn?t care. I sit down on the chair and we both wait
in silence. ?So?how are you?? I ask after a few awkward moments.
?Alright,? she says. Her voice is very quiet and a bit husky. ?They?re
making me see a therapist. As if the students of Hogwarts didn?t think I
was mental enough already.? She doesn?t say it in a joking way, but in
more of an angry way.
?They don?t think you?re mental,? I say, even though that?s not strictly
true. I know I definitely heard Peeves and Moaning Myrtle singing a song
entitled ?Loony Laura?. It?s probably best not to mention that to her.
?You were the one who found me,? she says. It?s not a question.
?Yes.?
?Thanks I suppose,? she says, though she?s looking out the window as she
says it and doesn?t sound like she actually means it.
?J-James helped,? I say carefully. Her eyes narrow but she says nothing.
?Listen, Laura, I found that letter from your Mum??
Her head whips around and she glares at me angrily, and I immediately
know I?ve made a huge mistake.
?You went through my things?? she snaps.

?No!? I cry, ?No of course not! I found it in the common room!?
?And you read it? Even though it was addressed to me??
?Well?? I start, a hundred different excuses rushing through my mind,

?The ? the letter had the initials ?LP? on it?s-so I thought it belonged
to Lily?as in Lily Potter?so I opened it to make sure it was hers?? It?s
a pretty valid excuse, if sort of lame. ?I?m sorry.?
?You should be,? she hisses, ?That was my letter, you had no right to ??
?No,? I say, ?I?m not sorry I read the letter, I?m sorry about your
mother. I realise now why you felt that you needed to destroy my
reputation so badly.?
?You destroyed your reputation all by yourself by sleeping with that

Malfoy!? she snaps.
?Maybe,? I frown, ?But it?s not like you?ve never slept with anyone. I
made one little mistake, Laura. I know your mum has placed you on some
sort of pedestal and you feel like you need to live up to the standards
she?s set for you, but you don?t!?
?You don?t know shit, Weasley,? she spits.
?I know that your mother is the reason you tried to top yourself! You
shouldn?t listen to her, you?re better than her!?
?Just go away,? says Laura, ?And quit pretending like you care. I don?t
need your help.?
Deciding that there?s nothing I can do to get through to her, I leave

the hospital wing and return to the dormitory. Chas and Dom are up there
already, Chas painting her nails and Dom packing her trunk for tomorrow.
?Stupid effing wedding,? Dom mutters to herself, ?Pain in my arse??
?Laura?s awake,? I announce.
Chas stops painting and Dom looks up from her trunk.
?How is she?? Dom asks.
?She?s okay,? I shrug, ?Physically. Psychologically, I?m not so sure.?

We sit in silence for a while, contemplating the situation. It?s too
grave for us to even be able to relate to. Although we all complain
about our lives, they could be so much worse. I know that my family love
me, even if they are a bunch of idiots most of the time. I know that
although my parents bicker non-stop, they love each other deep down. I
know that Mum and Dad will never look at each other the way Mr and Mrs
Phelps do. I might be pregnant, but it?s a damn sight better than what
Laura is.
?Are you /sure/ you don?t want to come?? I ask Jenny for the thousandth
time at breakfast the next day, minutes before we?re due to leave.
?I?m sure,? she says sadly, her eyes wandering over to the Slytherin
table. As soon as Al looks up from his cereal, she turns away again.
At half ten, we head out to the carriages that will take us to Hogsmeade
station. We take up two whole carriages on the Hogwarts Express - me,
Dom, Mark (who Dom is bringing to keep her sane), Louis, Molly, Lucy,
Fred, Roxie, Hugo, James, Al, Lily and Scorpius, who is still ignoring
me. Well, he?s not so much ignoring me as giving me the cold shoulder.
What the hell did I do?? We also take Simon Longbottom, Lorcan and
Lysander in to our compartment, who are all coming to the wedding too,
though not on the airplane (or 'death trap' as James calls it).
I try to make conversation with Scorpius the whole way home, but my
attempts are greeted with nothing but monosyllabic answers as he stares
at the ground, biting his nails. I?m relieved when we finally reach
King?s Cross. Dad?s there, but Mum isn?t. I?m presuming she?s still in
Hogsmeade, or perhaps she?s gone to France already. Nana and Grandad are
there to collect Dom, Louis and Mark and bring them back to The Burrow.
Uncle George is there and Uncles Percy and Harry too.
Hugo and I follow Dad out to the car, and Hugo races to get the front
seat before I can ? the git. Dad chats the whole way home, as if we?re a
completely normal family and as if Mum is just going to be there when we
get home, ready to greet us with a huge hug and kiss. Of course she
isn?t, though the house is significantly cleaner than it was the last
time I saw it, which was on Dad?s birthday. Hugo races upstairs as soon
as we?re in the door, probably to listen to music, but I stay downstairs
to talk to Dad.
?So how?ve you been?? I ask as he flicks on the kettle with his wand.
I?ve also noticed that he?s trimmed his beard and brushed his red hair.
He looks a lot better than the last time I saw him.
?Not bad,? he says, ?You know, surviving. I was thinking of getting a dog.?
Is he really going to get a dog to replace Mum? Why doesn?t he just call
it Hermione and have us refer to it as ?mother??
?Cool,? I nod.
He places a mug of tea down on front of me. ?I think the more important
issue is how you?ve been, Rosie.?
He?s done it. He?s called me ?Rosie?. He hasn?t called me that since
before he found out about my pregnancy. He?s accepting it, finally. I
throw my arms around him and hug him tightly.
?I?m fantastic,? I say honestly.

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*A/N ?
Hi peeps!
Firstly a huuuuge THANK YOU for all of your reviews! Over 1800! How
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an eye out for all the bald validators ? they?re the ones who work the
hardest.)
Thirdly, I apologise that this chapter is quite filler-y but I haven?t
had a filler chapter in a while and it was sort of needed.
Fourthly, I?ve recently found out that Neville actually married Hannah
Abbott after Hogwarts ? so my story is becoming less canon-y! But I
didn?t know that back when I wrote about Courtney, so no shouting at me,
okaysies?
Fifthly (yes, there is a fifthly), I want to thank everyone who
nominated me for a Dobby. It was more flattering than being nominated
for an Oscar. I mean that. I really can?t thank you enough!
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Finally, because you?re all such legends, here?s a preview of the next
chapter. Peace out! (?,)*
/While going through security, Grandad is so amazed by all of the
electronic Muggle contraptions that he walks through the security system
without taking his change out of his pocket. The security guard eyes the
sickles and knuts with suspicion and runs them through the machine four
times before giving them back.
?They?re probably just checking I don?t have a bomb built in to one of
the coins,? says Grandad loudly to Dom and me.
What an idiot.
Now I can see where the rest of us got our stupidity from.
Trust my grandfather to yell the word ?bomb? in the security area of
Heathrow airport.
?STAY WHERE YOU ARE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, OR WE?LL TAKE IT AS A
SIGN OF AGGRESSION!? /
*P.S ? Drop an ol? review if you?re feeling inclined! *
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*Chapter 22: Happy Birthday, Rosie*
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*Chapter 22 - Happy Birthday, Rosie*
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?Line up, Weasleys!? Grandad commands, ?And Potters, of course,? he

adds, looking at James, Al and Lily, ?And erm, Mark and Scorpius.?
He has us all lined up in the yard of The Burrow, ten minutes before
we?re due to leave for the airport. Tensions are running high. James has
packed armbands in his hand luggage should the plane crash into the sea.
?Ron!? Grandad demands, ?Get in line!?
?But Dad ??
?Now!?
Dad joins the line looking very disgruntled that even at forty-three,
his father can still boss him around. Nana Molly has already been made
line up beside her grandchildren and is looking very fed up.
?Okay Weasleys ? er, and Potters and Scorpius and Mark ? I must lay down
some ground rules,? he walks along the line, slapping his wand against
the palm of his hand, as if he?s an army commandant and we?re his
soldiers, ?In a few minutes, we will be leaving for the airport.
Therefore, I must ask you not to refer to magic at all. We will be
amongst Muggles and must not arouse suspicions. Is that clear??
There are a few weak ?yeah?s and ?alright?s, but then Grandad frowns.
?I said, is that clear?!? he barks.
?Yes Grandad,? we all chime, while Nana Molly and Dad look at each
other, annoyed, and Scorpius and Mark look a bit uncomfortable. Trust
Grandad to act like a total lunatic while we have company.
?Secondly, we are to stay together! We are not to lose each other! Okay??
?Yes Grandad.?
?Arthur, is this really necessary?? Nana Molly sighs.
?Indeed it is, Molly! This trip must go off without a hitch! Now the bus
should be leaving in about a half an hour, I feel it?s best if we sit in
alphabetical order??
?You must be joking,? James scoffs, ?Have you completely lost it, Grandad??
Before Grandad has the chance to reply, there?s a loud pop and Uncle
Charlie appears in the garden.
?Sorry I?m late,? he grins, clearly unfazed by the fact that Grandad is
glaring at him angrily, ?Got held up at work.? Uncle Charlie has been
working in Wales for a few weeks instead of Romania, so he?s decided to
fly to France with us too.
?You?ve missed the rules ??
?They?re the same as always I?m presuming?? Charlie sighs, ?No magic
around Muggles and keep together? I?m fifty years old, Dad, I?m not a
kid anymore.?
We have to walk to the edge of town to get the bus, as a Muggle bus
driver wouldn?t have a clue where Ottery St Catchpole is ? it?s a
magical town after all. We probably look so stupid, all seventeen of us,
walking through the Muggle countryside. When we reach the bus stop, so
many people are staring at us, wondering what?s going on. We should have
t-shirts reading ?Weasley Family Holiday!? because we really can?t get
more pathetic.
I end up sitting alone on the way to the airport, even though Dad
offered to sit next to me. I told him to sit with Charlie. Al and
Scorpius, James and Fred, Molly and Lucy, Dom and Mark, Roxie and Louis,
Hugo and Lily and Nana and Grandad all sit together and I am left by
myself in a seat at the back of the bus. I think I prefer it this way.
I?m so relieved by the time we reach Heathrow airport ? Grandad has

started singing that song ?Everywhere we go-o (everywhere we go-o),
people always ask us (people always ask us), who we a-are? etcetera?it?s
quite embarrassing, even though there?s no one else on the bus except
for us. And the poor bus driver, of course.
Dad takes my bags into the airport for me and we all crowd around the
check-in desk, where the poor woman behind the desk has no idea what
awaits her. The airport is packed with Muggles rushing around with
suitcases, couples running to each other hugging, people saying goodbye.
Oh, and seventeen magical people.
?Good afternoon!? Grandad cries in excitement to the woman at the

check-in desk, ?We would like to get onto this airplane, please!? He
points to the flight number on the ticket.
?Will you be checking in bags today, sir?? the woman asks in a bored voice.
?Yes, we certainly will!?
His enthusiasm is water off a duck?s back to this woman. Al is glancing

around the airport happily, almost as excited as Grandad is. However the
rest of my cousins, and even Dad, seem really nervous.
?Did you pack this bag yourself, sir?? the woman asks, fixing a tag to
Grandad?s bag.
?Yes, well, the wife helped,? he grins pleasantly, and the woman looks
at Nana to confirm this.
?Yes, yes, we?ve packed all of these bags ourselves,? says Nana,
apparently having more common sense about the Muggle world than Grandad.
The woman checks everyone?s passports, checks in all of the bags and
tells us which gate we are to board from. It?s all fairly simple, but
Grandad looks like she?s speaking a completely different language to
him. ?Have you anything sharp in your hand luggage??
?No, well unless you count?? Grandad pulls out his wand, thus violating
Weasley Family Holiday?s second rule. Charlie smacks himself on the
forehead, while Dad shakes his head in embarrassment.
?You can?t bring your erm ? /stick/ ? onto the flight. It can be
classified as dangerous.?
And she doesn?t even know what we could do with one of those things.
?Okay gang!? Grandad announces, ?All sticks into the suitcases!? The
woman looks every shocked to see seventeen ?sticks? being shoved into
Nana Molly?s suitcase, which is the only one that hasn?t been put onto
the conveyor belt yet. ?We?re, erm, we?re stick collectors,? says
Grandad lamely.
?I can?t believe this,? James whispers furiously to me, ?They?re taking

our wands? What happens if we need them??
?We won?t need them,? I sigh, ?Relax, James, it?s not a big deal.
Security is really tight with these Muggles.?
?But why?? James frowns.
?So the Russians won?t try to kill the President again,? I say
sarcastically, but the look on James? face tells me that he actually
believes me.
While going through security, Grandad is so amazed by all of the

electronic Muggle contraptions that he walks through the security system
without taking his change out of his pocket. The security guard eyes the
sickles and knuts with suspicion and runs them through the machine four
times before giving them back.
?They?re probably just checking I don?t have a bomb built in to one of

the coins,? says Grandad loudly to Dom and me.
What an idiot.
Now I can see where the rest of us got our stupidity from.
Trust my grandfather to yell the word ?bomb? in the security area of

Heathrow airport.
?STAY WHERE YOU ARE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, OR WE?LL TAKE IT AS A
SIGN OF AGGRESSION!?
As I predicted, five armed security guards run towards Grandad and seize
him, while the bomb disposal unit surround the area. A loud siren sounds
and a cool, calm voice comes over the intercom.
/?Please remain calm and vacate the building at your nearest emergency
exit. This is not a drill.? /
Nice work, Grandad. Nice work.
*
Two hours later all flights from Heathrow airport have been grounded and
Grandad is being questioned in a small room in an office away from the
airport. They are only letting people back in to the airport now after a
quick evacuation, and the authorities are still questioning not only
Grandad, but the rest of us too.
?I don?t even know what a b-bomb is!? I can hear Lucy crying from the
next room, and then a man shouts ?Don't play stupid with me!?
?She?s a twelve year old kid,? Dad mutters furiously, ?As if she?d know
anything about a fucking b??
?Don't say it,? I warn before Nana Molly has the chance.
I find a pay phone and call Mum in France on her mobile. She?s really
not going to believe this.
?Hello??
?Mum? It?s Rose.?
?Rose? I thought you?d be on the plane by now,? she says and I can
almost hear her checking her watch.
?Yeah, well we would be if Grandad hadn?t been arrested by the airport

authorities for shouting /bomb/,? I whisper that word, ?In the middle of
security.?
?You?re joking me,? she says bluntly.
?Nope, all flights from Heathrow airport have been grounded thanks to my
genius of a grandfather. They?ve questioned us all, we just have to find
out what they?re going to do with Grandad.?
?This is so typical!? she cries.
Okay, I can see how we?re a pretty messed up family, but being arrested
and interrogated and suspected of being terrorists really isn?t that
typical for us.
?So we probably won?t be flying out for another while,? I say, ?It could
be tomorrow.?
?Tomorrow?? Mum gasps, ?Victoire will go mental when she hears that! The
rehearsal is tomorrow!?
?Yeah, well, we?ll be lucky to make it at all at this rate. Oh, I have
to go,? I say when I see Grandad coming out of the office, followed by a
detective, ?I?ll talk to you soon.?
Nana Molly stands up and runs to hug Grandad and Dad stares at the
detective.
?Look, mate,? Dad starts, ?My dad has never been on a plane before ?
he?s never even been to an airport before ??
?I know,? says the detective, ?I figured that one out when he asked what
a runway was. But you?d want to watch what you say. After 9/11 and
everything.?
Everyone who hasn?t taken Muggle Studies ? that is, everyone except me
and Al ? look very confused as to what 9/11 is.
?But like I was saying, all I meant was that I /didn?t/ have a ??
?Thank you, officer!? Nana Molly interrupts Grandad before he digs

himself into a deeper hole.
We head back to the airport, finally, only to realise that flights are
departing again and ours has already taken off. Our bags are on the
flight that has departed (except for Grandad?s, which was taken away and
destroyed ? thank Merlin we didn?t put our wands in his suitcase), so
now we have to buy tickets for the next flight to Paris, which doesn?t
take off until four o?clock in the morning.
So we hang around the airport. I ring Mum and let her know the change in
plans, and she?s just relieved to hear that we?re not all in some Muggle
prison. We find seats near a window, and Al and Grandad have a great
time watching planes take off. James falls asleep sprawled across four
plastic chairs, while Lily joins Al and Grandad at the window, for lack
of something better to do. Nana Molly, Lucy, Roxie and other Molly head
off to the shops for a look around, though none of them have any Muggle
money left due to the fact we all had to buy new tickets. Dom rests her
head on Mark?s shoulder and they fall asleep sitting upright. Scorpius
sits with his arms folded, staring out the window. Fred, Louis and Uncle
Charlie are sitting across from me, Dad and Hugo, and keep checking
their watches every ten minutes.
I drift off into an uneasy, light sleep, until I feel Dad poking me,
saying it?s time to board. I take a seat on the plane in between Dom and
Lily, on front of James, Mark and Fred, though we?re all too tired to
speak to one another. However, as the plane is taking off, Grandad and
Al (who are sitting on front of us with a very disgruntled Nana Molly)
gasp and cheer in delight.
?Amazing!? Grandad cries, ?Absolutely magnificent!?
*
Teddy, Bill, George, Harry and Percy are waiting at the airport when we
finally arrive in Paris. We have to go to the Lost Luggage area to claim
our baggage, and I can hear the sighs of relief as everyone retrieves
their wands from Nana Molly?s bag.
?Rosie,? I hear Dad call, as I pick up my wand from amongst the pile.
Mine is the smallest of them all, so it?s fairly easy to tell which it
is. Dad is standing by the door of the Lost Luggage area and hands me a
small box with a ribbon tied on top. ?Happy Birthday.?
It?s my birthday! I completely forgot about it! Well, that?s what your
grandfather being accused of terrorism does to a person. I open the box
and inside there is a very expensive looking gold watch.
?Wow,? I gasp, ?Dad it?s beautiful. Thank you so much!?
?You?re welcome,? he grins, ?Wow, my Rosie is an adult now!?
You think he?d have said that when he found out I was pregnant. It?s
probably best not to bring it up.
?Hey Birthday Girl!? Teddy smiles, throwing an arm around my shoulders,

?I have your present back at the house.?
More and more people are now realising that it is in fact my seventeenth
birthday and I?m hearing lots of unenthusiastic ?Happy Birthday?s? being
wished. It?s after five in the morning, I don?t expect anything else.
Dad, Hugo, Lily and I go in the car with Harry, while everyone else
divides up between Percy, Teddy, George and Bill. It?s a long drive to
the Delacour house, but the roads are quiet because of the time of day
it is. Harry laughs as we retell the story of Grandad?s arrest, and I
suppose it is sort of funny now. It?ll probably seem funnier by next week.
Even though my eyes are hanging out of my head with tiredness, I still
notice just how beautiful the Delacour house is. It?s after eight in the
morning by the time we arrive and the house is now buzzing. There is a
huge marquee set up in the back garden of the mansion, and I can see Mum
and a few others moving tables and chairs into it. Madame and Monsieur
Delacour, Aunt Fleur?s parents, greet us all with kisses on both cheeks
and then lead us upstairs to our bedrooms. I don?t really take in any of
my surroundings, but fall down onto my very comfortable bed and fall
asleep.
*
I wake up to the sound of a yelling Victoire.
?DOM, I?M GOING TO MURDER YOU!?
Oh dear, that can?t be good.
?Oh shut up, Vic! I?m so sick of this goddamn wedding!? I hear Dom yell
back.
?Girls!? Fleur warns.
?Mum, she ruins everything!? Victoire cries, ?This is supposed to be

/my/ day ??
?No, tomorrow is supposed to be your day,? Dom snaps back, ?Today, in

case you?ve forgotten, is Rose?s day!?
?Well then stop ruining Rose?s day!? Victoire shot back.
?I?M NOT RUINING ANYONE?S DAY!?
I check my new gold watch from Dad ? it?s after two in the afternoon. I
get up off the bed and take in my surroundings for a moment. The bedroom
is twice as big as my one at home. I feel like I?m messing it up by just
standing in it. The carpets, the walls, the bed and the wardrobes are
all cream ? and completely spotless at that. Nothing is out of place.
There?s a portrait on the wall opposite the bed of Aunt Fleur and her
sister, Gabrielle, but it?s not moving.
I open the door of the bedroom and guess that Victoire and Dom are
probably on the floor below this one. I walk down the stairs, but manage
to pass by the room they are in without them noticing. I walk down
another flight of stairs and reach the ground floor. The kitchen is at
the back of the house and this seems to be where everyone (except for
Victoire and Dom) has congregated.
?Rose!? Mum cries upon seeing me, ?Happy Birthday!?
She hands me a small box, similar to the one Dad gave me at the airport.
I open it to discover ? a silver watch, just as beautiful as the gold
one Dad gave me. Shit.
?What?s this?? Mum asks, taking hold of my wrist and examining the other
watch.
?Erm?D-Dad got it for me??
I feel so guilty, though I?m not sure why I?m the one who should be
feeling guilty. Mum looks hurt. And Dad, who is over the other side of
the kitchen, taking in the scene, looks hurt too.
?Oh,? says Mum weakly, ?Maybe I should take this one back??
?No!? I cry, trying to find the silver lining somewhere, ?I can wear
your watch when I?m wearing silver jewellery and Dad?s when I?m wearing
gold! I love them both!?
Please, please don?t make me choose one.
Mum half-smiles and nods. Dad looks away as if he hasn?t been listening.
Teddy smiles encouragingly and winks. How could this situation get any
more awkward?
?So, I have this weird growth on my ass,? James starts, trying to break
the tension.
There ? /that?s/ how it gets more awkward.
I wander out into the garden unnoticed after a few minutes. Well,
apparently I have been noticed by one, because Teddy follows me out. He
has a knack for doing that.
?Rosie,? he smiles, ?I have your present here.?
He gives me yet another small box. ?If this is another bloody watch ??
?It?s not,? he laughs.
It?s a necklace. It?s gold with a small sapphire stone and it must have
cost a fortune.
?It?s beautiful,? I admit, ?But Christ, Ted, it must have cost an arm
and a leg!?
?Nothing?s too expensive for my favourite Weasley!? he grins and I raise

my eyebrows at him, ?Victoire?s not included, she?s almost a Lupin,? he
adds quickly. It kind of feels nice that Teddy prefers me to Dom, his
own future sister-in-law. However, him referring to Victoire as ?almost
a Lupin? sort of makes me?sad? I don?t know, it?s strange anyway. After
all those times I wrote ?Mrs Rose Lupin? all over my diary as a kid,
it?s weird that it?s my cousin who will be becoming ?Mrs Victoire
Lupin?. But hopefully my day will come too and I?ll become?
The words ?Mrs Rose Malfoy? shoot across my brain, and I shake my head
vigorously at the thought of them. Fat chance of me marrying the bloke
who won?t even speak to me! Not that I?d even want to marry Scorpius
anyway, and even if by some divine miracle I did marry him, I probably
wouldn?t take his name. Nobody wants to be a Malfoy.
Teddy and I stay outside for a while longer, away from the madness. We
can still vaguely hear Dom and Victoire screaming at each other.
?Apparently Dom hates her bridesmaid dress,? Teddy explains, ?So

Victoire is going a little bit crazy now asking why the hell she circled
it in the catalogue if she didn?t like it.?
?Oh,? I say. I don?t really care what the dress is like. I?m going to
look stupid in it anyway. ?Oh! Baby?s kicking!?
?D?you mind?? Teddy asks, putting his hand on the bump to feel the
kicks, ?Wow. That?s bloody amazing, Rose.?
?It?s bloody annoying,? I sigh, ?It tends to kick at the most

inappropriate times. During Potions class is its favourite!?
?Maybe it?s wishing you a happy birthday?? he suggests.
?Don't be such a cheese bag,? I smack him gently over the blue head,
?It?s hungry for a jam and onion sandwich!?
?Jam and onion?? Teddy asks, looking totally disgusted.
?Don't you judge me, Lupin!?
?Well, I think we can probably arrange a jam and onion sandwich??
He throws an arm around my shoulders and leads me inside. On the way in,
I notice Scorpius looking out the window, scowling. What?s that boy?s
problem?
The rehearsal dinner turns into a birthday/rehearsal dinner. Nana Molly

and Mum bake a huge cake, and Madame Delacour and Fleur prepare a
delicious meal as everyone crowds around the enormous dining room table.
Dom presents me with a whole new make-up set that I know was very
expensive. James and Al give me a brand new broomstick (?for after
you?ve popped!?). Bill and Fleur give me a lovely pair of silver
earrings. Percy and Audrey give me the most interesting of gifts ? a
book voucher. I smile politely anyway. George and Angelina give me a
whole supply of WonderWitch products from Weasleys? Wizard Wheezes.
Uncle Charlie gives me thirty galleons (which are very much
appreciated). Hugo gives me a book all about the Chudley Cannons.
Finally, Harry and Ginny give me a bracelet and money (60 galleons).
They give it to me in private and I know they are giving it to me to
help out with the baby. I try to give some of it back, but they?re
having none of it.
I get chocolates and sweets from the others and all in all, it?s a
pretty pleasant evening. Even Victoire and Dom have stopped arguing,
though they?re barely speaking to one another. However, the time comes
to make speeches and I feel the urge to vomit. Victoire goes first,
describing how she and Teddy have been in love since they were little
children, and Teddy?s speech is pretty much the same, only he adds in
?Happy Birthday to Rose? at the end. Thanks, Ted. Rip out my heart and
wish me a Happy Birthday.
We?re all very tired by the time the meal ends, especially poor old
Grandad. I slump back up the stairs towards the bedroom I fell asleep in
earlier on, but I hear Mum and Dad in the hall on the way up, so stop to
listen.
?That was a nice watch you got her,? says Mum, with no hint of
aggression or sarcasm in her voice, ?She seems to really like it.?
?She likes yours too,? says Dad uncomfortably, ?She?she can like them
both equally, you know.?
?I know,? says Mum, ?It just seems like a bit of a waste. We could have
gotten her a gold and silver watch, instead of getting her two different
ones.?
?Mmm,? Dad grunts, ?We could have.?
Is this conversation going somewhere? Or is the watch a metaphor for

their relationship? Or are my parents smoking pot?
?Goodnight, Ron,? says Mum.
?G?night, Hermione,? Dad replies.
I rush upstairs, smiling to myself. They are finally on civil terms. Mum
hasn?t brought a date to the wedding. They don?t seem to want to kill
each other anymore.
?You seem happy,? says a voice ? Scorpius? voice ? from I?m not quite
sure where. He then walks out of the bedroom opposite to the one I?m
staying in.
?Oh, you?re talking to me now then?? I snap angrily.
?I bet I can guess why you?re so happy,? he says bitterly.
?Apart from the fact it?s my birthday? Oh, by the way, thanks for
wishing me a happy one, really means a lot,? I say sarcastically,
because of course he hasn?t uttered two words to me all day.
?Happy Birthday,? he says, though not in a pleasant way.
?What?s your problem?? I spit, ?Why are you so?so?weird? What the hell
did I do to you to make you stop liking ? I mean, talking to me.?
?I think the question is what/ I/ did to make you stop liking me,? he
mutters.
?What are you on about?? Doesn?t he realise that I /do/ like him?
?I like you Rose,? he says, ?I?ve told you that before, but you never
listen. I've passed thousands of hints, but you're totally clueless! I
really like you. Maybe I even love you, I don?t know.?
Well that took the wind out of my sails.
?But I suppose I can?t help that,? he shrugs, ?I suppose I can?t help

loving you any more than you can help loving Teddy.?
My heart stops. How the /hell/ could he know that? Surely I?m not that
obvious! I?ve done a pretty good job of hiding it over the last
seventeen years! How could he have figured it out?
?I?I don?t know what you m-mean?? I say lamely.
?I think you do,? he says, and then turns back into his bedroom.
?Goodnight.?
I?ve said it before and I?ll say it again ? bollocks.

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*Chapter 23: A Day To Remember*
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I stare up at the suspiciously overly-white ceiling of the Delacours?
sixth spare bedroom, which I?m sharing with Dom and Lily, wondering if
I?m ever going to fall asleep. I can see the whiteness very clearly now
because the sun is coming up, but I?m yet to get one wink of sleep. I
don?t even feel tired. Every time I look at my watch ? or should I say,
watch/es/ (I have them both on, one on my right arm and one on my left)
? I find that another ten minutes have passed, then another twenty until
eventually it?s seven o?clock. I feel sort of light-headed due to hunger
and lack of sleep, but I just keep staring and staring at that white
ceiling until eventually I decide to roll out of the bed and go for a walk.
I pull on an old pair of jeans that I have magically expanded and a

plain white t-shirt and don?t even bother putting on shoes. It seems
when you?re in the depths of depression and tiredness, shoes are fairly
trivial items of clothing to remember to put on. I use the word
depression ? I?m not exactly depressed. You?d think I would be. You?d
think that after everything that has happened in the last six months I?d
be glued to my bed, not talking to anyone and painting emotional
pictures of teenage girls crying, or occupied uteruses with angst-y
captions like ?Life is for Losers?. I?m not depressed. Well, not in the
emo-ish way one would expect. I?m angry, confused and upset all at once,
but depression can sometimes lead to a person not eating. And no force
in this world could ever stop /me/ from eating. It?s something to do
with being a Weasley.
The house is peaceful and quiet, but it won?t be for much longer.
Victoire is staying here on the top floor of the house, while Teddy is
on the middle floor. Teddy is to go down for breakfast at twenty-five
past nine, sharp, and then eat outside in the garden so that Victoire
can come down for breakfast in the dining room at half nine. It?s so
that they won?t see each other before the wedding, but I still find it
kind of unfair that Teddy has to be banished to the garden on his
wedding day. Then again, it is Victoire?s grandparents? house. I suppose
what she says goes.
I creep down the stairs as carefully as a semi-heavily pregnant person

can creep. I hear distinct snoring coming from the room Dad is sharing
with Uncle Charlie and it reminds me of better times when Mum used to
cast silencing charms on Dad during the night to make him shut up. Then
I hear noises from downstairs and begin to wonder who the hell has
gotten up earlier than me.
I hear a man?s voice coming from the kitchen, but it?s unfamiliar. It?s
definitely none of my uncles. I tiptoe down to the hall and grab the
first sharp object I find ? an umbrella ? and brandish it as my only
weapon as I make my way towards the kitchen. It?s a pity I didn?t think
to carry my wand on me. I?m not used to the whole concept that I?m
allowed to use magic outside of Hogwarts now.
?Did you get the camera?? the man?s voice asks. I throw open the door of
the kitchen.
?Don't move! I have a weapon and I?m not afraid to use it!? I cry. There
are four people standing in the kitchen ? a family of four, to be exact.
The Scamanders. Lorcan drops his bag in shock, Lysander stares at me
with a very relaxed expression, Rolf jumps and spins around to face me
and Luna smiles dreamily.
?Hello Rose,? says Luna, apparently not caring that I?ve just shouted at
her and threatened her with an umbrella. I must look like a complete
psycho. Here I am, pointing a perfectly harmless umbrella at close
friends of the family while wearing two watches. Then again, I shouldn?t
honestly be too worried about looking weird in front of the Scamanders.
?H-hello,? I manage to stutter. I put the umbrella down, as Lorcan is

beginning to look quite nervous.
?We?re not late, are we?? asks Rolf, Luna?s husband, picking up Lorcan?s
bag and setting it down on the table. He then proceeds to go through it,
looking for what I presume is the camera.
?Erm, no,? I say, ?The wedding doesn?t start until this afternoon.?
?Oh,? says Luna, ?Well then why don?t we all apparate to the beach and
collect seashells??
Although Rolf looks very excited at this prospect, Lorcan and Lysander
look less than enthused. Having to endure the horrible sensation of
side-along apparition just so they can collect seashells with their
parents probably isn?t their idea of fun. Fishing in a Grindylow
infested lake would be more their type of thing.
?Erm, why don?t you two go to the beach,? I suggest, ?and I can show
Lorcan and Lysander around??
So I end up walking around the Delacour?s massive Parisian summer home

(yes, it?s not their actual house, they usually live in Marseilles. I
thought the Potters were rich?) showing Lorcan and Lysander every last
corner, while Luna and Rolf head to the beach. It?s very dull. And I?m
not exactly the world?s greatest tour guide.
?There?s a bedroom,? I say monotonously, ?And another?and

another?there?s a bathroom?and another bedroom?and another??
I don?t know if they?re just putting it on, but they actually look
interested.
?Do you two actually care about what I?m saying?? I yawn. I haven?t
slept or eaten, yet here I am showing two teenage boys around a French
country house.
?Not really,? Lysander admits, ?But we?re used to pretending like we

care about what people are saying.?
?It comes with living with our mum,? Lorcan adds.
Before I can respond to that, the door of the bedroom I?m sharing with
Dom and Lily opens and Lily walks out, yawning and rubbing her eyes.
She?s wearing her pyjamas and her red hair is extremely messed up.
Lily?s not a morning person, so I?m guessing she?s just going to the
bathroom or something ?
?AH!? she screams when she sees me and ? oh yeah, her boyfriend. ?W-what
are you doing here?? We?re not quite sure who she?s screaming at, as her
hair is covering her face.
?Lily be quiet!? I warn, ?You?ll wake Victoire!?
Or worse, Scorpius.
The door of the room Scorpius and Al are staying in opens. I?m ready to
sprint into my own bedroom, but luckily it?s just Al, his black hair
equally as messy as his sister?s.
?What?s all the screaming?? he asks groggily, ?Alright Scamanders?

Aren?t you a bit early??
I shoo everyone downstairs so that we don?t run the risk of bumping into
You-Know-Who (not /that/ You-Know-Who). Lily returns to bed, clearly not
caring that her boyfriend is here. Sleep before love and all that.
Lorcan and Lysander head straight for the garden, probably to check out
what weird magical creatures they can find out there. I doubt they?ll
find anything. Maybe a Spiky-Backed-Garden-Ball (otherwise known as a
hedgehog).
Al and I sit at the small table in the kitchen. He looks terrible. His
green eyes aren?t half as energetic as usual and he looks like he hasn?t
slept at all. Three guesses what?s bothering him.
?You don?t look good, Al,? I say, trying to make that sound as
un-insulting (I know it?s not a word) as possible. He grunts in reply
and stares out the glass sliding doors beyond where Lorcan and Lysander
are climbing the massive oak tree. ?This is about Jenny, isn?t it??
?No,? he says far too quickly.
?You?re a really bad liar,? I say.
?I don?t care about her,? Al lies, ?I just don?t feel well.?
?Lovesick??
?Shut up!? he snaps childishly.
?Al if you still like her ??
?I don?t.?
?Just if you do, maybe you should tell her. I?m sure she?s hurting just
as much as you are.?
He continues to frown out the window. ?I?m going for a walk,? he says
and wanders off outside. I stay in the kitchen, watching Lorcan picking
stuff up off the lawn and putting them in his pocket while Lysander
hangs upside down from the oak tree. Seriously, he?s fourteen.
I end up drifting off at the kitchen table and am rudely awoken at nine
o?clock by Nana Molly, Andromeda Tonks and Apolline Delacour rushing
into the kitchen to start breakfast.
?Rose! What are you doing asleep down here?? Nana Molly asks, but
doesn?t bother waiting for an answer, ?Will you set the table in the
dining room please? Are those the Scamander twins on top of the shed??
I grab the cutlery and grudgingly head into the dining room to set the
table. I?m actually tired now, and I feel that if I did have the chance
to lie down again I?d probably fall straight asleep. Fat chance of that
happening now. And this isn?t like setting your normal six-seater table
? we?re talking thirty. It?s like a conference table.
More and more people start coming down for breakfast. The first down are
Mum, Angelina, Ginny and Audrey who help with the cooking, while George
and Percy sit at the table, waiting to be served.
?Oi!? I snap at them, ?Your breakfast isn?t going to just grow legs and
walk over to you. Go help!?
They look very frightened of me and jump to it, and I distinctly hear
George say ?sorry /Mum/,? in a sarcastic voice.
?I heard that!?
At twenty five past nine sharp Teddy appears in the kitchen looking
blissfully happy and I feel a mixture of jealousy and guilt at the sight
of him. Of course we barely have a chance to exchange two words, as Nana
Molly and Mrs Tonks grab him and banish him out to the garden. Harry,
being the caring godfather (and Best Man) he is, joins him out there.
Five minutes later exactly, Victoire comes downstairs for breakfast.
Personally, I think they?re taking these silly superstitions a bit too far.
?Morning all!? Victoire calls happily. Plenty of people smile and beam
at her, but Dom throws herself down on the chair beside me and starts
shovelling sausages into her mouth. How the hell does she stay so skinny?
?If I die before this day is out, promise me you?ll bury my wand with
me,? says Dom darkly. She seems just about as keen on this wedding as I
am, though I?m guessing for different reasons. ?Have you seen our
dresses yet??
?No,? I say, now feeling sort of frightened. Surely they can?t be /that/
bad. However, I don?t have the chance to ask her just how bad they are,
because Scorpius enters the room. It seems strange that there can be so
much awkwardness and tension in one room, even though only two people in
the room can feel it. I?m presuming he?s feeling awkward, as he won?t
even look at me. He just sits down beside Al (who still isn?t talking to
anyone) and they both sit there looking extremely moody. Already I can
tell this isn't going to be a fun day.
Luna and Rolf arrive back at the house in the middle of breakfast, Luna
wearing a new necklace she has fashioned from seashells. Rolf is
carrying a rather large bag of more seashells. They?re a strange couple,
our Rolf and Luna. However, now that there are so many people in the
dining room, nobody finds it strange that Scorpius and I aren?t speaking.
At a quarter past ten, James (the last to wake up) arrives down for
breakfast, by which stage Nana Molly, Fleur and Madame Delacour have
whipped away all off the food. James isn?t even dressed ? he?s wearing
his boxers and a pair of white socks. It?s not a very pretty sight I can
tell you.
?Oh Christ,? Dom mumbles and immediately covers her eyes.
?Try sharing a dorm with him,? says Fred darkly, and Mark nods in
agreement.
?James, do you have to embarrass us everywhere we go?? Ginny snaps
angrily, ?Could you not even put on a pair of jeans?!?
?Chillax Mum,? he yawns, scratching his bare stomach, as if he has fleas

or something, ?What?s for breakfast??
?Breakfast was at half nine!? says Nana, bustling into the dining room,
pointing her wand at the table and making it clean itself, ?It?s now
ten-seventeen! Time to start getting ready!?
?What? But the wedding isn?t ?til this after ??
?Upstairs now, James!? Ginny demands, ?And for the love of God put on
some clothes!?
Ginny chases her eldest son up the stairs, and he shouts and swears the
whole way about how he?s starving hungry and this can be considered
child abuse, denying him a basic human right.
?I?ll show you child abuse if you don?t get up those stairs James
Potter!? Ginny screams at him and we hear him run faster. Seriously,
that woman is terrifying.
After breakfast, Nana Molly begins assigning jobs to everyone.
?Victoire, go upstairs so Teddy can come inside; George, Percy, Charlie

and Ron, begin setting up the chairs in the marquee; Rose and Dominique,
go upstairs with Victoire and start getting ready; Louis, Hugo, Lily,
Roxanne and Lucy, help Andromeda with the food; Audrey, Angelina,
Hermione and Ginny, finish the decorating; Fred, Mark, Scorpius, Albus
and James ? whenever he decides to grace us with his presence! ? make
sure the yard is clean and then help setting up the chairs! Jump to it
everyone! Oh, Luna and Rolf, will you come with me, I need you to
de-gnome the garden??
We all know better than to disobey a direct order, so we, in Nana

Molly?s words, ?jump to it? immediately. Dom and I follow a very hyper
Victoire up the stairs to the third floor and into her room. On the way
up we pass James?s room, where Ginny is pulling a t-shirt over his head.
?I can dress myself, I?m eighteen!? he?s shouting.
?Obviously you /can?t/ dress yourself!? she shouts back, ?Hurry up! You
have to help set up!?
?But I?m /hungry/ ??

?You should have gotten up earlier!?
Victoire?s room is even more extravagant than the one I?m sharing with
Dom and Lily. It?s about three times as big, with a balcony and baby
pink walls. There are random paintings of the countryside, and some
pictures of Aunt Fleur?s family dotted around the place. Victoire?s
dress is hanging up on the door leading out to the balcony and I have to
admit, it?s beautiful. She?s going to look like a princess ? and I?m
going to look like a blimp. Such is life.
We have our showers; Dom first, then me and then Victoire. By the time
we?re finished, Victoire?s friend Dina has arrived. She?s a bridesmaid
too, and there?s a lot of squealing and hugging on their part. Dom and I
make gagging faces at one another. Dom?s face looks even sourer when
Victoire takes the bridesmaid dresses out of the wardrobe.
They aren?t as bad as I expected from Dom?s reaction. They?re quite

frilly and a vivid electric blue colour. Okay, so they?re quite horrid.
And they?re as wide as tents. I know I?m fat, but Dom and Dina are a
pair of matchsticks.
The hairdresser, the make-up artist and the dressmaker arrive shortly
after Dina. I?m starting to think James and Al got the better end of the
deal, cleaning up outside. The hairdresser, Mavis, pulls at my
unmanageable hair for about half an hour until she eventually tames it
into a loose up-style thingy on the back of my head. It?s nice, I suppose.
Then, the rather fat lady called Stephanie attacks me with the make-up
brush, putting the same electric blue colour of the dresses on my
eyelids. Then she throws some blusher on my cheeks, as if they aren?t
red enough. I officially look like a prostitute. Or, as Nana calls them,
?Scarlet Women?.
Dom doesn?t look quite as bad, as she can pull off the blue better than
I can. We then slip into our marquee-sized dresses. The dressmaker,
Timothy, merely flicks his wand at us and all of a sudden the dresses
don?t look quite as bad as we first thought. It?s a strapless gown, with
the waistline coming into a small ?V? at the centre front, and the skirt
falls to below our knees. The skirt has a sort of handkerchief style
hemline with four points, and all in all it doesn?t look too bad. Well,
it looks a lot better on Dom, as mine is quite strained around the
stomach area.
Thankfully when we are finally done up to the nines, the stylists turn
to Victoire to torture her for a while. Dom and I sit down by the
window, which is overlooking the back garden and watch as Nana Molly
chases James around making him do work as he complains loudly about not
having had any breakfast.
?So what?s the deal with you and Scorpius then?? Dom asks quietly, but
that doesn?t make the question any less blunt.
?Erm?? I try to think of something sarcastic to say, as I usually do in
situations like these, ?Well we?re having a baby??
?Yeah yeah,? Dom sighs impatiently, ?Stupid sarcastic Rose remark, blah
blah blah, but could I please get an actual answer before the year is out??
My sarcastic remarks are /not/ stupid.
?I don?t know what you?re talking about, Dominique,? I say, using her
full name as revenge for her calling my incredibly witty and clever
sarcastic remarks ?stupid?.
?Yes you do,? she rolls her eyes, ?You haven?t said two words to each
other since we got here. You could cut the tension with a knife at
breakfast.?
I slump back on the chair (until Victoire screams at me not to crease up

the dress, so I sit back up again) and shrug.
?He thinks I like?someone else.?
Your about-to-be brother-in-law.
Dom?s eyes widen at this and she seems genuinely shocked.
?Who?? she asks in disbelief.
?I?I don?t know,? I say, deciding that telling her about my seventeen
year long crush on Teddy on the morning of his wedding probably isn?t
the best of ideas, ?He just has it in his head.?
?Well?/do/ you like someone else??
I pause for a moment before answering.
?Rose!? Victoire calls, as the hairdresser pulls the rollers out of her
hair, ?Could you please go and check how the marquee is looking? It
better be nearly ready??
She seems stressed so I agree. At least it delays me from answering

Dom?s question.
I trudge down the stairs, catching glances of myself in the huge mirrors
on the walls ? perhaps the electric blue eye shadow is a bit too much.
Oh well, I suppose I can put up with it for one day.
The back garden is mayhem. People are beginning to take their seats
inside the marquee, but Nana Molly and Mrs Tonks aren?t even changed yet
? they?re still in dressing gowns, shouting orders.
?James!? Nana Molly growls, ?STOP PICKING AT THE WEDDING CAKE!?
?But I?m hungry!? he moans, as Ginny drags him away from the food table.
Al is sitting right at the back, as far away from the altar as
physically possible, completely disregarding all of Victoire?s carefully
planned seating charts. Luckily for him, Ginny is too busy tying James?s
Dickie-bow to notice him. However, Mrs Tonks appears to have noticed and
drags him up to the third row to sit beside Lily. He looks extremely
pissed off, I have to say.
Teddy is already sitting at the front beside Uncle Harry. As soon as

Auntie Fleur?s third or fourth cousins decide where to sit (and as soon
as Mrs Tonks and Nana change into their dressrobes), the wedding is
ready to begin. I scan the marquee for Scorpius, and notice him sitting
up beside Al with his arms folded. I feel such a forceful pang of guilt
in my heart at the sight of him that I can almost feel tears in my eyes.
So, to avoid the embarrassment of having mascara and electric blue
eyeshadow streaming down my face, I return to the house to tell Victoire
that everything is ready.
?Are they ready?? Victoire asks ? well, snaps ? as soon as I re-enter

the bedroom. She looks so elegant in her dress, with her blonde hair
curled and falling just past her shoulders, her veil placed carefully on
top of her head and her make-up done to perfection. She /is/ perfection.
She looks like someone who should be on an ad for some really seductive
wine. Or maybe for Milk Tray.
?Everything?s ready,? I assure her.
Uncle Bill arrives at the door to escort his daughter downstairs,

telling her just how beautiful she looks.
?Notice he didn?t mention how beautiful /I/ look,? Dom mutters bitterly
to me as we make our way downstairs, ?Then again, I look like a bloody
Scarlet Woman.?
?Call them prostitutes,? I mumble back, ?You sound like my dad.?
Standing outside the marquee, I can hear Auntie Fleur crying from
inside, reminiscing of her own wedding. Her sobs can be heard over the
stringed quartet (cliché? ? no, of course not) as I make my way up the
aisle after Dominique and on front of Victoire?s friend, Dina. I find
that my eyes are fixed on nobody but Scorpius. He hasn?t even looked up
from the fingernails he?s been chewing. I almost trip at one stage from
lack of attention.
?Be careful!? Dina hisses from behind. Resisting the urge to stick up my
middle finger at her, I concentrate on walking and not falling over.
Because apart from the fact that it would be deathly mortifying, it
really wouldn?t be good for my baby.
What feels like ten thousand miles later, we arrive at the top of the
aisle where a very old French wizard is standing, smiling at us. He?s
the one who?s going to marry them ? he makes me sick. Who would
willingly choose a job where they have to attend weddings every other
week? I?d rather work as an undertaker, thank you very much.
All in all, the ceremony is quite boring. I don?t even pay attention to
what is happening, but steal glances at Scorpius, wondering if he?s ever
going to look at me the way he used to. Will we ever laugh at random
students who walk down the corridors singing ?She?ll Be Coming ?Round
The Mountain? again? Will we ever just hang out in the library in
complete silence, but complete comfort again? Will he ever consider me
as anything more than the girl who broke his heart and had his baby?
I see his eyes flicker to me for a split second, but then they wander to
another girl. She?s older than me I would think, maybe nineteen or
twenty. And she?s certainly prettier than me. I?m fairly sure she?s some
distant relative of Auntie Fleur?s, which means she has Veela blood
running through her veins.
The ceremony ends without me even realising it. However, there are then
thousands upon thousands of pictures to be taken outside, so it?s at
least another hour before I?m finally set free. Dom looks equally as
pissed off as I do.
?Stupid sodding pictures,? Dom mumbles as she rushes over to a waiter

and grabs a glass of champagne. She grabs another and offers it to me.
?I?m pregnant, remember,? I say, somewhat bitterly.
?Oh yeah,? she says, looking at my bulging stomach, ?Maybe you /did/ get
the worse end of the deal.?
I glance around for Scorpius, but he?s nowhere to be seen. James has
already delved into the buffet, while Al seems more interested in
getting drunk ? even though he isn?t even seventeen yet.
?Al,? I say angrily, as he downs a glass of champagne in one as if it

was water, ?Steady on, yeah??
?You can?t tell me what to do,? he growls.

?No, but I know someone who can,? I say, nodding towards Aunt Ginny.
?Whatever,? he grabs another glass of champagne, ?She doesn?t scare me.?
Yeah, right. And I hear the Pope is a Jew.
?Al, I really think you need to slow down?? I try again.
?/You/ slow down,? he says stupidly.
?Excuse me, sir,? the waiter says as Al makes to take another glass of
champagne from his tray, ?May I see your ID please??
?Of course,? says Al, without a hint of anxiety, and hands him a small
card. The waiter seems pretty satisfied with it and hands it back,
allowing Al to take yet another drink. I glance at the card. Of course ?
it?s James?s. Apparently the waiter didn?t notice the difference in eye
colour. ?See you later, I?m going for a walk.?
He grabs a full bottle of champagne on the way out of the marquee.

Everyone is beginning to sit down to dinner, so I decide it?s best to
just leave Al to his own devices and go eat something.
Except I can?t eat. My guilt has made me lose my appetite completely.

Also, the fact that James is sitting beside me, lobbing every bit of
food within his reach into him, has completely turned me off.
And then the dancing begins. As Teddy and Victoire take to the floor, I
notice just how happy he looks. He?s glowing. I?m not sure I?ve ever
seen him look happier in his entire life. He has eyes for one person and
one person only ? Victoire. I used to wish he?d look at me like that.
Now, if Scorpius looked at me with even half the love Teddy?s showing
for Victoire, I could die a happy woman.
And then I realise it.
I /don?t/ love Teddy Lupin.
Well I love him, of course I do, but I?m not /in/ love with him ? not by
a long shot. Perhaps over the years I?ve just gotten used to fancying
him and I?ve never really given anyone else a chance because of my
unhealthy obsession. But today I haven?t really looked at him at all. I
haven?t pined for him, or even felt upset about his marriage. Was it all
just lust?
As I look at him now I /know/ that I am definitely not in love with him.
I admire him, I look up to him, I respect him, I love him as my best
friend in the world. But Merlin, if I was Mrs Teddy Lupin right now, I?m
not sure I?d be very happy. In fact, I think I?d pull a Julia Roberts
and get the hell out of here as fast as I could.
?Care for a dance, Rose??
One of Teddy?s mates, Evan, is standing on front of me, his hand

outstretched. He?s one of the groomsmen, and it?s sort of my obligation
to dance with him now. Is there any chance I could get out of this
without looking like a spoilsport?
?Go on, Rosie!? Dad encourages, sitting at the next table beside Mum,
George and Angelina.
Great.
This sodding dance can?t end soon enough.
I need to find /him/. I need to tell him?
What the hell am I supposed to tell him? I?m so bad at confrontation.

And knowing me I?ll probably end up verbally abusing him or something.
?Are you alright?? Evan asks me as we sway uncomfortably on the dance

floor.
?Yes, I?m fine,? I say, and as soon as the music ends I break away from
him immediately, ?Thanks for the dance.?
I run to the table where Dom is sitting with James, Fred and Mark and
grab her by the arm.
?No,? I say to her firmly.
?I beg your pardon??
?No,? I repeat, ?I don?t like anyone else!?
It takes Dom a moment to figure out just what the hell I?m talking
about. ?Oh, right,? she says, ?That?s good.?
?Have you seen Scorpius?? I ask frantically.

?Not since?? she trails off.
?Not since when?? I snap.
She shifts uncomfortably. ?Not since I saw him chatting to one of my

distant cousins outside a while ago.?
I know which one it is. It?s the one he was looking at during the
ceremony. Instead of getting upset about this, I go the other way ?
insanely angry.
?Oh no she doesn?t,? I growl to myself, ?I saw him first??
I storm out of the marquee, like someone with a mission. Scorpius isn?t
outside, but the girl I know he?s been chatting with is. It takes all of
my will power not to take out my wand and curse her pretty blonde head
off. I approach her with such force and confidence that she raises her
eyebrows at me in a very cynical and patronising way.
?Excuse me,? I smile sweetly to her, ?You know the boy you were talking
to? With the blonde hair??
?Scorpeeus?? she asks.
?That?s the one,? I say, ?See this?? I point to my stomach, ?It?s his.
So don?t even bother trying.?
?Zat is ?is baybee?? she nods to my stomach.
?Yes indeed it is,? I say, ?And also, he has an extremely obsessive foot
fetish, I really don?t think you want to get involved with the likes of
him.?
She looks a little frightened and then stalks off with one of her
friends. Okay, maybe tarnishing his reputation isn?t the way to go about
telling him how I feel. Screw it, I?m not losing him to another Veela.
I storm around the garden like a complete lunatic, looking for Scorpius.
I find Lorcan and Lily sitting up a tree, snogging, while Lysander plays
with a pygmy puff he got Merlin knows where underneath it. I then find
something a bit more shocking a bit further down the garden.
Al, kissing the girl I?ve just told off for flirting with the father of
my child.
There are some sentences that, when you?re around six or seven, you
think you?ll never have to say, and believe me, that?s one of them.
What the hell is he playing at? I?m so glad poor Jenny decided not to
come to the wedding after all.
?Oi! Potter!? I yell at him, and the girl breaks away from him. She
frowns at me as if to say ?you again!? and I suppose I can?t really
blame her.
?What d?you want?? Al grumbles, clearly intoxicated.
?Where?s Malfoy?? I decide that reasoning with him in this state would
be as pointless as selling ice to an Eskimo, so I just cut to the chase.
?I dunno, probably in the loo,? he shrugs.
Of course! I never thought of checking there! I rush to the house to

find that there?s a pretty long queue outside the downstairs bathroom.
But then again, Scorpius is more likely to be in his ensuite bathroom.
So I rush upstairs to his room.
Not bothering to knock (as I?m pretty fired up at this stage) I storm
straight through his bedroom and into his bathroom ? again, without
knocking. Thank Merlin for small mercies, he?s in the process of washing
his hands and looks extremely startled as I burst in the door.
Of all the ways to tell someone you love them, this /has/ to be the
least romantic.
?C-can I help you?? he stutters.
?You listen up, Malfoy,? I snap, not really quite sure why I?m so angry,
?You just listen! You can?t just tell me you love me and then ignore me
all day! I?ll have you know that I?m not in love with Teddy ??
?Yeah, right,? he mumbles.
?Do /not/ interrupt me!? I yell, and he looks a little frightened. This
really isn?t going well. ?I am NOT in love with Teddy, I might have
thought I was once, but I?m NOT. I know my heart far better than you do.?
He looks down at his shoes.
?S-so,? I struggle, ?Y-you just get your facts right before you start
preaching, alright?? I poke him on the shoulder. I am getting physically
abusive while trying to express my love for someone. I?m not joking when
I say I need therapy.
?So what are the facts then?? he frowns at me.
?The facts are?? I trail off, ?T-the facts are?w-well, I don?t really
know what the facts are!?
Yeah, I?m actually coming out with this. Maybe I?ll wake up in a minute.
?Well then what are you doing bursting in on me in the crapper?!? he yells.
?I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT!?
I should be a love poet, don?t you think?
He looks quite shocked. Okay, he looks extremely shocked. So I do what

any other completely insane girl who bursts into a guy?s bathroom to
tell him how she feels would do.
I kiss him. Finally.

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*A/N ? Do I hear the distant sighs of relief? Do I hear some cries of

?HOW COULD YOU LEAVE IT THERE???
I hope you liked the chapter, it?s taken me ages to write. I kept
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*Chapter 24: The Perfect Idiot*
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*Chapter 24 - The Perfect Idiot*
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Time seems to stand still as I wait for him to kiss me back. My heart is
pounding furiously, and I know that if he doesn?t respond within the
next two seconds I?m going to end up exploding with embarrassment. So
two very long seconds pass and nothing happens. It?s like kissing a
corpse. Oh Merlin ? have I read the signs wrong? How the hell have I
done that? A bloke knocks you up, tells you he likes you on several
occasions, says he /loves/ you, is willing to help you raise your
child?you?d think he?d be up for a bit of a snog but no. Apparently not.
I pull away from him. It?s obvious he never closed his eyes during the
very awkward five second kiss, because it looks like they?re about to
pop out of their sockets in shock. His arms are hanging limply by his
side, showing no willingness to wrap themselves around me in the
passionate embrace I was expecting. Once again, he?s like a corpse. I
wonder /is/ he dead? Could I cross necrophilia off my list of things to
do before I die? Or add it to my list and then cross it off? Because
let?s face it, nobody /aims/ to get on a dead body. It?s just one of
those things?
Stop it, Rose. Think about normal things for once in your life. And
look, Scorpius is now scratching his head uncomfortably, meaning that
he?s not a corpse and is in fact still alive. He clears his throat and
then looks down at the floor.
?If you could say something that?d be spiffing,? I break the silence.
See, a normal person would just run from the room in shame, dig a hole
in the back garden and live there for all eternity. And don?t get me
wrong, I?m going to do that, but not before I manage to embarrass myself
to the furthest possible extent.
He opens his mouth to say something but then closes it again. Then he
frowns and starts biting on his bottom lip like he always does when he?s
frustrated.
?You know, anything at all would be fine,? I push, ?Just so I know that
you haven?t completely lost the ability to speak.?
I should turn and run, I know I should. I want to, believe me. But I
suppose I want to know why the hell he didn?t kiss me back more.
A minute passes. In that space of time he?s cleared his throat nine
times, ran a hand through his hair, almost chewed his bottom lip right
off and stumbled sideways. And then:
?You don?t mean it,? he says.
Wow, for a bloke who got mostly Os in his OWLs, he?s fairly thick.
?Yes, you?re right, I just climbed three flights of stairs in the most
uncomfortable dress ever and burst in on you in the loo for a laugh,? I
snap. Thicko. If I wasn?t in love with the bloke, I?d probably kill him.
In fact, I haven?t ruled out that possibility.
?I don?t believe you,? he says quietly and now looks kind of angry.
?Why?? I ask, confused. Is he calling me a liar? Who the hell lies about
stuff like this?
?Because you /always/ do this!? he growls bitterly and turns away from
me, ?You act like you like me ??
?I /do /like you!? I snap angrily, ?D?you think I?m the kind of girl
who?ll sleep with someone I don?t even /like/??
?I don?t know anymore!? he snaps back.
/Ouch/.
I withdraw my wand from the horrible little electric blue purse and
point it straight at his forehead. I?m really bad at this love
rigmarole, aren?t I?
?I didn?t mean it like /that/?? he says nervously, looking at my wand

very apprehensively.
?How did you mean it then Malfoy?? I hiss.
I have him backed into the wall, so there?s no escaping.
?I mean you liked Ted when you slept with me! You would have preferred
if it was his kid you were having!? There?s a definite shake in his voice.
?I had a crush ? big deal! You were the one who asked Dom out
afterwards! And actually, I would have preferred not to be having
anyone?s kid, but we don?t always get what we want!? I lower my wand,
deciding he?s not worth the trouble.
How could I be so stupid? Of course he?s still angry. Why did I think
that one little kiss would make him forget the fact that I?ve harboured
secret feelings for Teddy Lupin for as long as I can remember?
?Surely you?ve had one big crush,? I try to reason with him, ?Everyone
has them, they don?t mean anything!?
?Yeah, I had one,? he scowls, ?On you.?

I don?t like his use of the past tense there. I wander out of the
bathroom and back into his bedroom, and sit down on Al?s bed. I know
it?s Al?s because his favourite ?Spiderman? pyjamas are thrown on the
bed. He got them when he was about four (he was mad into Muggles back
then even, especially Muggle superheroes) and instead of throwing them
out when they got too small, he made Aunt Ginny magically expand them.
And now, almost thirteen years later, he still wears them. Sad, eh?
Scorpius follows me into the bedroom and leans up against the wall
opposite me with his hands in his pockets. He stares at the ceiling,
clearly as lost for words as I am. I try not to think about how handsome
he looks in his black dressrobes, but it?s hard. I?m glad he doesn?t
wear them all the time or else I?d never get anything done.
?You said last night you love me,? I point out over a few minutes. He
doesn?t look down from the ceiling, but furrows his eyebrows.
?I said I /might/,? he corrects me.
?Oh you /might/,? I snap angrily, ?Well excuse me for getting the wrong
end of the stick! You tell everyone you love them, then? You?re a proper
modern-day Jesus aren?t you??
Then he makes a face, like he?s mocking me. What a bastard.
?Right,? I snap, and jump up off the bed (well, at least in my head I
like to think that?s how it looks ? in actual fact, I have to pull
myself up with one hand on my back to stop myself falling over), ?If
you?re going to act like a big baby ?? bad choice of word, I know, ?then
I?ll just leave you to it!?
As I make my way towards the door, he grabs my hand and looks at me

despairingly and clearly confused. I?m sure I look the exact same. We
just look at each other for a moment, neither of us knowing what to say
or do. Fortunately ? or unfortunately, I?m not quite sure ? Al stumbles
into the bedroom, blind drunk. Scorpius drops my hand.
?Al, mate?? he approaches him with some caution, ?Are you alright??
Al says nothing and keeps his mouth firmly shut. He looks like he?s
about to ?
?Holy shit, Al!?
Yep, he throws up all over the Delacours beautiful cream fluffy carpet.
Aunt Ginny is going to have to reconsider who the more menacing son is,
I think. Al doesn?t seem to care, but throws himself down on Scorpius?
bed, as it?s closer to him, and starts groaning in pain. Scorpius looks
absolutely disgusted. He didn?t look that horrified the time I threw up
on him, but I suppose that was sort of his fault.
?If you think I?m cleaning that up, you?ve got another thing coming,
Potter!? Scorpius scowls, ?How much did you have anyway??
Al mumbles something incoherent and rubs his temples. He looks awful, he

really does.
?Sleep it off, Al,? I advise, ?I?ll come back to check on you in a few
hours, yeah??
He mumbles again, so I take that as a ?yes, thank you Rose?. I point my

wand at Al?s ?mess? and clear it up with a vanishing charm, and then
leave him alone in his room. Scorpius follows me out.
?Look, Rose ??
?Leave it,? I say shortly, ?Just forget the whole thing. I?m going back
downstairs, the speeches should be soon.?
I don?t know how we?re supposed to forget the whole thing, but he
doesn?t say any more and follows me back down the stairs. It?s a pity
there aren?t two staircases so we wouldn?t have to be so close to each
other after this embarrassing incident. Suddenly the Delacour?s house
doesn?t seem so big anymore.
Downstairs, I rush to the table where James, Fred, Mark, Dom, Louis and
Lily are sitting and pretend as best I can that I didn?t just go
temporarily insane. Everyone seems to be sitting, waiting patiently for
the speeches to begin. Dom looks at me with curiosity, but I look away.
I don?t feel like explaining myself right now. Scorpius, having nowhere
else to sit, also sits at this table, but luckily he?s the opposite side.
?What?s going on?? Dom asks me quietly, ?DON?T say that it?s a wedding
or I will kill you,? she adds. The girl is a mind reader.
?Nothing?s going on, everything is dandy,? I reply. Can I just say,

that?s the first time I?ve ever said ?dandy??and is very likely to be
the last. Even Dom raises her eyebrows at the use of this new word. She
doesn?t say any more though, as Uncle Bill stands up to deliver his
father of the bride speech.
?Hello?everyone,? Uncle Bill starts nervously and clears his throat, ?I

just want to say a few words?? It?s clear he doesn?t want to say a few
words, but his wife is making him say them. ?I?ve known Teddy his whole
life; he?s like a second son to me and Fleur. So when we heard that our
little Vic was going to marry him, we couldn?t have been more
delighted.? Fleur smiles and nods in agreement. ?I remember when they
were little kids??
And so it begins ? the reminiscing, the embarrassing stories, how they

were made for each other from day one. I tune out and play with a crease
on my dress. Every now and again, people laugh and either Ted or
Victoire go very red. And although it sounds very selfish, all I can
think about it how my heart is broken. That sounds so cheesy, doesn?t
it? I didn?t think heartbroken was a real feeling. I thought it was just
one of those words bad authors used when they couldn?t think of a better
word for ?sad?. But I actually feel as if Scorpius has reached down my
throat, pulled out my heart, ripped it in half and thrown it back down
for good measure. And believe me, it hurts.
?So if you?d all join me in raising a glass ? to Teddy and Victoire.?
*_SCORPIUS POV _*
?/To Teddy and Victoire/!? everyone echoes.
Of all the weddings I?ve been to, this one wins the award for the worst.
I have absolutely no idea why I came here. How could I have possibly
thought that this would be fun? Don?t get me wrong, I like a good
wedding. When my Aunt Daphne got married it was all cheesy dance moves
and party poppers. Here, I am yet to see even one Rock The Boat or
Cha-Cha Slide or even The Macarena, and you?d think those would be a
given at any wedding. Then again, this is a wizard?s wedding, and my
Aunt married a Muggle ? and let?s face it, those Muggles have the best
cheesy music.
No, this wedding ? to put it mildly ? is about as fun as a piss-up in a

nunnery.
As Mr Potter takes to the floor to make his speech, Dom stands up and
says she?s going to the bathroom. On her way past me, she grabs my
shoulder, digging her long nails into me and whispers into my ear
?follow me, now.?
Does she want me back? Because she has another thing coming if she
thinks I ?
?/Now/!? she hisses.
Deciding that nothing can be worse than listening to these speeches, I

follow her. This must look strange, but Mark doesn?t seem to think so.
Then again he?s just a dumbass idiot with nothing between the ears ?
Stop. You don?t hate Mark. You hate Dom, remember?
I follow her out of the marquee and she rounds on me, fuming. What is it
with Weasley girls making angry sexual advances towards me today?
?You are an idiot!? she barks, and slaps me upside the head.
?/Ow/! What the hell was /that/ for?!?
Apparently she?s not making sexual advances. Instead she?s trying to

kill me.
?For you being a /total prat/!? she smacks me again.
?Ow!?
I back away from her ? my whole life is flashing before my eyes.
?You are so stupid, d?you know that? You are the stupidest idiot I?ve
ever come across in my whole life!?
?Woah! Slow down, Dom, where the hell is this coming from?? I cry,
frankly terrified of her.
?What did you do to her?? she spits, her reddish-blonde hair coming
loose from its?whatever the hell it?s tied into, ?What did you do to Rose??
Steering away from the more sarcastic ?/got her pregnant, but I thought
you knew that?/, I reply, ?I have no idea what you?re on about.? For
that, I earn another wallop.
?I?m not stupid,? she snaps, ?One second she?s looking all over for you,
wanting to tell you how she feels and the next you?re sitting at
opposite ends of the table stealing guilty glances at each other. What
did you do to her?!?
?I didn?t do anything!? I cry, and technically I?m not lying. She kissed
me and I, like a perfect idiot, did absolutely nothing. I just stood
there. The more I think about it, the more stupid I think I must have
looked. ?I didn?t do anything,? I repeat.
?Wait?what?? Dom glares at me, ?What does that mean??
?It means?? This is embarrassing. ??she kissed me and I just stood there.?
Dom looks at me, eyes widened in shock. Then ?

/*SMACK!*/
Right across the back of the head.
?Jesus Dom, /stop doing that/! I don?t want to hit a girl!? I yell,
rubbing my very sore head.
?You are an /idiot/!? she repeats angrily, ?Are you telling me that the
girl you?ve been pining for, for Merlin knows how long, kissed you and
/you rejected her/??
Yep, that?s about the extent of it.
?I ??
?No,? she interrupts before I even get started, ?Don't even bother
making excuses. You?re the world?s biggest plank, you know that? Don't
you think she?s been through enough in the last few months??
?I know ??
?Then why are you doing this? Do you Malfoys just strive to be bigger
shitheads than the generations before you? Because Scorp, you?re doing a
pretty good job of it!?
?I got scared!? I admit. I wish I hadn?t said that ? I sound like such a
Fruit. ?I ? I mean, it?s all a bit much, you know? I?m going to be a
father in a few months, and I?m just?what if it doesn?t work??
She sighs and sits down on one of the garden chairs. ?/Sit/,? she
demands, pointing to the chair opposite her, ?now.?
I sit, because I?m afraid she?ll beat me again if I don?t.
?Do you think this is working for you? You and Rose being ?just friends?
I mean. Do you think it?ll make having the baby easier?? she asks.
?I dunno,? I mumble.
?If the baby wasn?t in the equation ? let?s say Rose never got pregnant.
Would you want to be with her?? Dom presses.
Yes, I would. She?s /Rose/. She?s the girl I used to get embarrassing
stiffies around when I was thirteen. Yeah, not a good phase, but one
most blokes have to suffer.
?I?ll take your silence as ?yes?,? says Dom, ?So what are you waiting for??
I don?t know.
?I fucked up,? I admit.
?Yes, you did,? Dom agrees, ?Take me through it from the start. What did
Rose say to you??
?Eh?? I think back, ?I think her exact words were ?I love you, you
idiot??or something along those lines.?
?You do realise that that?s as affectionate as Rose Weasley is ever

going to get, don?t you?? Dom says, ?I mean, that?s like reciting a
bloody Shakespeare sonnet in her language. Rose doesn?t /do/ romance.?
?I?ve noticed.?
Dom shakes her head. ?You really are an idiot. I can?t believe you
rejected her.?
?I?m sorry, could you please rub some more salt into the wound? It feels
good.?
?You have to apologise,? says Dom seriously, ?Even if you don?t want to
be with her, you have to apologise for being such a prick about it. And
for Merlin?s sake let her down gently, if you?re going to let her down
at all. Just stop messing her about.?
I nod. Dom gets up to go back into the marquee, where the wedding that
I?ve totally forgotten about is still going on.
?Dom,? I call before she goes back in, and she turns around to face me,
?I?m sorry I messed you about. And?I?m glad you found Mark.?
Okay, maybe I?m going a bit far. I?m not that glad. I?m still a tad
pissed off that she cheated on me for a month, even though I was/am sort
of in love with her cousin. Still, cheating is bad form. (That kiss with
Rose on New Years Eve doesn?t count?what happens on New Years Eve
doesn?t count in day-to-day life, everyone knows that.)
?I?m sorry if I hurt you,? she replies, ?And I don?t mean with the slaps.?
Yeah, I think they hurt way more than the cheating thing. I?m positive I
can feel a bump forming on my head. She goes back inside, and I think
we?ve just made a mutual agreement to be friends. Or not enemies, at least.
I go back inside, and now one of Teddy?s groomsmen is talking away about
one time he and Teddy were so ?shit-faced? on holiday in Spain ? yeah,
Victoire?s not looking happy at all. Rose is playing with a strand of
her hair, clearly bored.
?Come outside with me,? I whisper to her, so I won?t interrupt Mr.

I-Was-So-Wasted in the middle of his speech. She takes a look up at the
stage, decides that she can take no more of these speeches and nods.
Once outside, I take a deep breath. This is it ? the moment of truth. Do

I let her down gently, or do I give this a chance? She looks pretty
angry ? maybe she doesn?t want to give it a chance anymore. Not that I
blame her. I was a real prick.
?Are you alright?? is my first question, and it?s a stupid one.
?I?m just dandy, thanks,? Rose replies, arms folded.
?Dandy?? I scoff.
?It?s my word of the day,? she snaps, ?Have you a problem with that??
?Nope,? I say quickly, ?No problem.?
?Is that all you wanted?? she frowns, ?To see if I?m alright??
?N-no?? I admit, ?Look, I?m sorry for being a prick and a plank and an
idiot and?? I try to think of the other things Dom called me, ?and a
shithead ??
?Don't forget wanker,? Rose adds.
?That too,? I agree, ?I?sort of had a bit of a panic attack, I think.

This is all becoming so real and I?m afraid I?m going to fuck it up.?
?You already /have/ fucked it up,? she points out logically, ?You can?t
really do any worse.?
?I?m sorry,? I say again, ?I really am.?
Rose nods, but doesn?t stop frowning. ?So what happens now??
I don?t really know what happens now. I don?t know what to do, or what
to say. All I know is I love her and I want to be with her. Right, here
goes, I?m just going to do it. Bite the bullet. Nip it in the bud. Throw
the baby out with the bathwater (that one doesn?t fit, but I can?t think
of any more clichés). I take her hand first, to indicate what I?m about
to do. See, if I just plonk a kiss on her lips, she might end up popping
that baby out on me three months early in shock. Okay, she knows what
I?m about to do because she?s sort of reaching up. So I bend down to her
level. Then I kiss her, after all these years of waiting, I kiss her and
it feels right. For once.
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*A/N - A bit cheesy, I know! Firstly I'm sorry for the wait, and I know
that this chapter was kind of short, but I hope you liked it! I figured
it couldn't just take one chapter for Rose and Scorp to get together,
I'd have to drag it out a bit! Let me know what you think of the
Scorpius POV because I'm not sure if I like it or not...
Secondly, THANK YOU to everyone who voted for /Delicate/ in the Dobby
Awards - as I'm sure you know, it won Most Addicting Story. So yeah,
THANK YOU again! It made me so happy! I don't have a speech prepared so
I'd just like to thank God and the Academy...*
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*Chapter 25: Blissfully Perfect? Not Likely.*
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*Chapter 25 - Blissfully Perfect? Not Likely.*
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I wake up at around eleven the next morning. That?s early, considering

it was half four when we all managed to get to bed. At first I think
last night was just a dream. How can everything have gone from insanely
complicated to blissfully perfect in one day? Okay, maybe not everything
is blissfully perfect, but almost.
I am Scorpius Malfoy?s girlfriend.
I never thought I?d say that. When Dad told me on my first day of first
year not to get ?too close? to him, I thought ?/as if/!? Back then he
was a scrawny little Draco-Clone with a pointy face ? sort of like a
rat. He was like that for a few years ? then in fourth year he started
getting girlfriends. It sort of came as a shock ? he was only fourteen
after all. But he no longer had the pointy face thing going on?he?d sort
of filled out. He became less like his dad and more like his mum. Well,
I think he?s more like his mum, apart from the fact that she has jet
black hair and he has snowy blonde. Then he took the growth spurt and he
was just a completely different person than the one Dad had warned me
not to get ?too close? to.
And now I am his girlfriend.
So, deciding that I?m too happy to possibly sleep any more, I get out of
bed and take a long, hot shower, reflecting on just how perfect life has
become. I will no longer focus on the negatives. Cynical, sarcastic,
pessimistic Rose Weasley is no more ? I officially love life. The glass
is half-full, the Hippogriff is half-bird, James is a half-wit?and I am
in love!
So, to celebrate, today I sing ?I?m So Excited? at the top of my voice ?

I?m not worried about waking the entire house. They drank and danced so
much last night that I don?t expect to see them until at least
mid-afternoon. After I?m full sure that I?ve used every drop of hot
water in the house, I hop (well, you know) out of the shower and get
dressed. Lily is still conked out in her bed ? she didn?t come in until
well after six o?clock this morning, having spent the night wandering
around the countryside with Lorcan. I can?t see Dom?s face as her mass
of strawberry blonde hair is covering it, but her loud snoring tells me
that she?s still fast asleep. She tried to bring Mark back to the room
last night, but Uncle Bill caught her. Those scars all over his face
make him look way more intimidating than he actually is, so Mark didn?t
dare try and sneak in after he?d left, much to Dom?s disappointment.
I leave the bedroom quietly, and as I close the door gently, the door of
Al and Scorpius? room opens. At first I?m excited at the prospect of
seeing my boyfriend ? /my boyfriend/ ? but then I?m disappointed when I
see it?s just my stupid cousin. My stupid, extremely hung-over cousin.
?Morning Albus!? I grin at him. He?s not wearing his glasses, so he

squints at me and runs a hand through his very messy black hair. He
looks like a dog?s dinner.
?Red,? he greets me back as retaliation for me using his full name.
?Where are your glasses??
He holds them up ? they are broken in two.
?How on earth did you manage that one?? I scoff.
?Slept on ?em,? he grumbles.
?So fix them,? I shrug. We learned the bloody /Reparo/ charm back in
first year.
?I can?t,? he says, ?I?m still sixteen, remember??
Oh yeah. I forgot that.
?Sure you?re only a baby,? I grin patronizingly and flick my wand at his
glasses. He grumbles a ?thank you? (or at least that?s what I take it
as) and we walk down the stairs to breakfast. A few people are up before
us ? Nana, Mum, Ginny, Percy, Harry and Fleur ? but most are still in
bed. Mum, although she went to bed as late as the rest of us, doesn?t
really look any worse for wear. Percy, on the other hand, looks as if he
hasn?t gotten a wink of sleep at all.
??honestly! He is forty-five years old, when is he going to grow up??

Uncle Percy scowls, wiping his glasses on his shirt, ?You know, he?s
/just/ like Uncle Bilius.?
He can only be talking about one person.
?Oh lighten up, Perce,? Ginny sighs at her older brother, ?George was
only having a laugh.?
?A /laugh/?? Percy cries, ?You call putting six mice into my bed and
stuffing my pockets full of gravy a /laugh/? I don?t think Audrey will
ever get over the shock?and I didn?t hear anyone laughing!?
?I did,? Harry mumbles under his breath, and Mum has to pretend to be
looking for something in the cupboard so Percy won?t see her giggling.
?Everything has to be a joke with him, doesn?t it? You know, I think
he?s worse than Uncle Bilius was, when he has a few drinks in him!?
Percy says ?Uncle Bilius? as if it?s an insult, but I know perfectly

well that George would only be too delighted to be compared to his late
uncle. Bilius died way before I was born, but Dad?s face always shines
with admiration whenever he talks about him. ?Life and soul of any
party?, Dad always says. He?s especially proud that he was named after him.
?Good morning, dears,? Nana Molly greets me and Al tiredly, just

noticing that we?ve entered the kitchen.
?Morning Nana,? I smile back at her. Why can?t I stop smiling? It?s as
if my mouth is stuck like this. Apparently Ginny has noticed, because
she grins at me knowingly. I say knowingly ? of course she knows the
reason for my smiles. I was dancing with the said ?reason? all night! Al
throws himself down on a chair at the table and begins scoffing his face
with food, reminding me very much of his older brother.
?You disappeared very early last night,? Ginny frowns at Al suspiciously.

?I was tired,? he snaps grumpily. Seriously, the resemblance between Al
and James is becoming uncanny. Apparently Ginny is starting to think so
too.
?Albus Severus Potter, you reek of drink!? she hisses, ?Are you hung over??
?I?m /not/ hung over!? Al protests angrily.
?Al, watch your tone,? Harry warns. Oh Potters, please don?t ruin my
good mood?
?Don't you start on me and all!? Al complains gruffly. Yep, that?s it.
He?s pissed Harry off good and proper. Well done, Al, well done.
?I?ll start on you all I like, I?m your father!? Harry snaps, ?I don?t
mind you having a drink or two ??
?Or seven,? I can?t stop myself from saying. This earns me a very dirty
glare from Al.
?? but you come down here like ? like ? like??
?A baboon with nappy rash!? Ginny finishes for her husband.
?Exactly!? Harry continues, ?You?ve put everyone in bad humour!?
?/Hark/! Do I hear my parents giving out to someone who /isn?t/ me?!?

James appears in the kitchen, thankfully fully dressed, and smiling
happily. James always takes great joy in seeing his parents give out to
Al ?The Golden Boy?.
?Thin ice, James, /very/ thin ice,? I warn him quietly, and even he
knows when to stop. Al stays quiet, and we don?t talk about his state of
intoxication any further, but I know that when Harry and Ginny get him
home, he?s in for a serious lecture.
I help Mum to clean around the house after breakfast, and she seems very
suspicious as to why I?m helping. Can?t a girl clean up without facing a
bloody inquisition?
?Do you want something?? she asks sceptically.
?No!?
?Did you do something??
?No!?
?Are you dying??
?No ??
?Am/ I/ dying??
?Mum!? I stop her, ?Nobody?s /dying/, I just thought I?d give you a hand!?
This is the last time I ever try to do something nice.
No ? you?re positive Rose, remember? No more cynicism.
?Are you almost packed?? Mum asks, ?Because we?ll be leaving in around
an hour and a half or so ??
?Of course I?m almost packed??
That?s a downright lie, but it doesn?t look as if Mum has noticed. In

fact, she?s stopped drying the plate she was holding and is staring
fixedly at something behind me. I whip around to see?
Dad.
And he?s shaved his beard right off. He looks about ten years younger
without it, I have to say, and apparently Mum?s noticed too.
?Morning,? Dad coughs uncomfortably.
?Afternoon,? I greet him back. Mum?s cheeks have turned bright pink. She
turns around and continues drying the dishes, almost dropping the plate
she?s holding. She?s blushing. The man she?s been married to for almost
twenty years enters a room and she /blushes/. And guess what? Dad?s
blushing too.
?Looking good without the beard, Dad!? I grin at him, just to make Mum
more uncomfortable. This is fun.
?Yeah, erm, thanks,? he mumbles, ?Have you packed??

Bloody parents and their bloody packing. I throw the tea towel at Dad,
indicating that he should be the one helping Mum to do the dishes, not
poor old pregnant me. Then I wander off up the stairs to pack. On the
way I meet practically everyone. First is Monsieur Delacour in the
hallway, smiling happily and wishing me a good morning, though it?s
almost one in the afternoon. Then Lily and Dom stroll down the stairs,
both of them still in their pyjamas, yawning. They barely notice me.
Then I meet Roxie on the staircase, followed by Fred and Mark, then
Uncle George, Aunt Angelina and the whole Scamander family. When I
finally reach my own floor, there?s only one person left on it (apart
from the newlyweds, of course).
?Afternoon.?
Scorpius comes out of his room, yawning and stretching like everyone
else. He strolls over to me and embraces me in the best hug I?ve had
since?well, last night.
?Afternoon,? I grin back, ?You?re up awfully late.?
?I know,? he says, his forehead touching mine and his arms still wrapped
around my waist, ?Some girl kept me up all night dancing.?
?She sounds extraordinary,? I say.
?She is,? he replies, ?A bit bigheaded??
I shove him. ?That?s big talk coming from a Malfoy!?
?Have you packed?? he grins.
?What is it with everyone and their stupid packing?? I sigh, to myself

more than to him.
?Come on, I?ll help,? he offers and steers me into my room. Even Dom and
Lily have their stuff packed. My stuff seems to be thrown everywhere. I
don?t even see why I have so much, considering we?ve only been here a
few days.
Scorpius does most of my packing, as bending over is quite challenging

for me at the moment. We just end up talking about nothing in
particular, but I can?t help but feel like it?s one of the best
conversations I?ve ever had. Even after we?ve (well, he?s) finished
packing, we just lie on the bed and chat some more. See, my life is
perfect. Not even Grandad getting arrested for suspected terrorism could
ruin this.
?Oh, I almost forgot?? Scorpius pulls out a small box wrapped in purple
paper from his pocket and hands it to me.
?What?s this??
?It?s your birthday present,? he says simply. Oh yes. My birthday. That

feels like months ago. ?It?s not much,? he says nervously, ?I didn?t
really know what you?d like??
I open the box and find a ring on a white gold necklace inside. The ring
has a single purple stone in the middle and it?s breathtaking.
?I just thought it was?nice,? he says lamely.
?It?s amazing, thank you so much,? I whisper to him and kiss him. I then
take off the necklace that Teddy gave me and replace it with Scorpius?.
And I know somewhere deep down that I?m not likely to take this one off
any time soon.
?Alright Weasleys! Let?s go through this once more!?
Grandad has us all lined up in the garden once more, except this time
it?s the Delacour?s garden. There are less of us travelling home by
plane this time, luckily. Al, James, Lily, Hugo, Scorpius and I are
going with Mum, Dad, Charlie, Nana and Grandad on the plane, while
everyone else is taking a portkey. Although I?m entering my third
trimester now I feel safer flying than I would taking a portkey.
?What do we /not/ say in the airport?? Grandad asks.
?Bomb,? we all answer automatically.
?Dad, we?re really not the ones you should be warning,? Dad sighs.
After twenty minutes of a lecture on the importance of being quiet in

the airport, we set off home. We say goodbye to Teddy and Victoire, who
will be setting off to Greece on their honeymoon in a few hours, and
then Harry drives us to the airport. The car, needless to say, has been
expanded significantly.
This time (luckily) there are no hitches at the airport. Grandad keeps
quiet, and the plane isn?t even delayed. See, my life is perfect! Al
sits with me and Scorpius on the flight home, but hardly says anything
for the first half an hour. He doesn?t even join in with Grandad?s yells
of joy as the plane takes off. He just sits there, staring at the safety
instructions printed on the seat in front of him, not looking up when
the air hostess starts doing what Grandad calls her ?funny little dance?
? in other words, the safety demonstration.
?Isn?t she funny, Lily?? Grandad chimes loudly as the air hostess points
to the emergency exits. Lily tries to hide her face as the air hostess
shoots them very dirty glares.
When the seatbelt sign has been turned off, Al gets up to go to the loo,
leaving me and Scorpius alone to scheme.
?It?s Jenny,? says Scorpius simply, ?She's what's depressing him. Of

course it is. What else could it be??
?I know it?s Jenny, Einstein,? I roll my eyes at him, ?But the question
is how do we cheer him up? How do we make him get over her??
?We can?t /make/ him,? says Scorpius, and I know he?s right. I hate when
he?s right. ?Who says he has to get over her? What if we got them back
together??
?Good luck with that,? I snort, ?The chances of Jenny taking him back at
this stage are as likely as Dumbledore taking up line dancing.?
?Dumbledore?s dead??
?Exactly,? I conclude. Then I remember ? I?m supposed to be Miss

Optimistic now. ?No! You?re right! We can get them back together!?
?You changed your mind awfully quickly,? says Scorpius suspiciously,

knowing fine well that I don?t usually give in this easily. And that?s
probably the first time I?ve ever said ?you?re right? to anyone in my
entire life. See, love changes people.
?Don't be so pessimistic, Scorp,? I tell him, making him raise his

eyebrows even further.
?/I?m/ the pessimistic one??
?Shh! He?s coming back!?
Al doesn?t notice that we?ve immediately stopped talking. He just goes

back to staring at the seat on front of him, expressionless.
*
Scorpius, it?s decided, is going to stay at our house for the remainder
of the break. Dad insists that he has to stay in the spare room (because
if he stays in my room I might, you know, get pregnant or something).
Mum comes back to the house with us after we?ve dropped the Potters off
on the way home from the airport. She insists it?s ?just for a minute?
as she comes in, though. Still, it?s nice to have the family back
together again. Even Hugo seems that little bit happier.
We leave Mum and Dad to talk in the kitchen. Hugo shuts himself up in
his bedroom, and Scorpius and I sit in the lounge, plotting ways to
reunite Al and Jenny again. At first we just sit in silence, thinking.
If I?m being totally honest, I?m not sure if I see them getting back
together at all. I know that?s very defeatist, considering my new mood,
but honesty is the best policy.
?Maybe we could, you know, tell Jenny that Al really wants her back,?
Scorpius suggests. Seriously, after twenty minutes of silent thinking,
that?s the best he can come up with. Pathetic.
?Al?s not even admitting that he wants her back, so that?s not going to
work,? I tell him, ?Besides, Jenny?s not going to listen to us ? least
of all you.?
?Why not me?? Scorpius asks, offended.
?Because she doesn?t know you for one,? I say logically, ?All she knows
is that you?re Al?s best friend. Of course you?re going to be on his
side. And I?m his cousin, so it?s the same with me. We can?t make it
seem like we?re picking sides.?
He looks as if he?s trying to think up a good argument, but he knows I?m

right. So he goes back to intense thinking. He?s cute when he thinks.
It?s a pity he doesn?t do it often enough. Stupid, non-thinking Slytherins.
?I know!? Scorpius jumps after a few moments, grinning, ?We could tell
Al that Jenny wants /him/ back!?
?That?s not going to work!? I argue, feeling all of my newfound optimism

slipping away slowly, ?She?s never going to admit she wants him back.
Then he?ll find out she doesn?t want him and it?ll just be one big
bloody massacre! And you know who?ll be slap bang in the middle of it??
?We will,? says Scorpius sadly, realising that his two best ideas have
just been completely shot down. So we sit in silence for a few minutes
more. I?m not even thinking about Al and Jenny, really. I?m just looking
at that one bit of blonde hair at the back of Scorp?s head ? it sticks
out more than the rest of it. It?s sort of annoying. I feel like
slicking it back with hair gel. Of course then he?d just look exactly
like his father and we don?t want that?
?D?you know what we /could/ do,? Scorpius says after a few more minutes.
?Enlighten me.?
?We could forget about Al and Jenny?? already done, ?And just kiss??
Sounds good to me.
**
Mum goes back to her apartment late. Dad told her she could have their
room and that he?d take the couch, but she insisted that she had ?things
to do? and left. I can see he?s upset by this, but he doesn?t say
anything. They were getting on so well today. I could see Mum blushing
when Dad would smile at her, and he?d blush at her blushing! They?re
like a pair of teenagers. No, they?re worse than teenagers! I?m a
teenager and at least I face up to my feelings and just go for it!
Bloody hell, when are they ever going to grow up?
Dad goes up to bed after Mum leaves, wishing me and Scorpius a good
night (though he says it rather coldly to Scorpius). I then show
Scorpius to the spare room, which is right beside Hugo?s.
?Good luck trying to get a good night?s sleep,? I tell him, ?The Idiot
plays his crappy music well into the wee hours of the morning.?
?That?s okay,? Scorpius shrugs, ?My dad listens to a lot of Country and
Bluegrass. Metal makes a nice change.?
All of a sudden I get a mental picture of Draco Malfoy wearing a straw

hat and dungarees, playing a banjo. Officially the second freakiest
thing I?ve ever seen, right after Laura Phelps? mother. I wonder how
Laura is?
I kiss Scorpius goodnight and creep into my own room, hoping that I
don?t wake Dad up, even though I know he?s not going to be able to
sleep. Despite Hugo?s very loud music, he has a lot on his mind (though
luckily he now has less on his face). I have to say he looks a bit
strange without the beard. In the pictures of my first birthday he has a
bit of stubble ? by the time the baby pictures of Hugo came around, he
had a fully grown beard. It?s just weird to see him without it now. His
hair is still quite long, though. Male-patterned baldness usually skips
a generation, so I?m guessing that Hugo?s going to end up like Grandad
when he gets older. Luckily, Lucius Malfoy still has a full head of
white hair, while Draco is balding, meaning that if my theory is
correct, Scorpius won?t go bald! Yay! So if I have a boy, will he or
will he not suffer male-patterned baldness? This is too confusing. I?m
going to stop thinking about it.
*
The next few days are spent planning and catching up on schoolwork,
which has been completely piled on. I have to write a Transfiguration
essay, two Potions assignments, a Herbology Essay and a Charms essay.
The Easter holidays are never fun. They?re especially not fun this year,
when I have to make a birth plan as well as doing all of my homework.
And I thought OWL year was hard.
On the Friday before we head back to Hogwarts, Scorpius and I sit down
to discuss our plan. At first it goes just about as successfully as the
?Getting Al and Jenny back together? plan. We just sit in silence,
thinking.
?Okay, so I?m due on July 17th,? I say, and Scorpius scribbles down the
date on a piece of parchment, as if we?re doing a project or something.
?Right, July 17th,? Scorpius repeats.
?The chances are it?s going to be late. First borns are usually a week
or so overdue,? I say. He scribbles down ?overdue?. I?m so lucky to have
him, don?t you think? (Oops, I forgot, less sarcasm).
?So if you want?maybe you could stay here the week before the due date?
Just in case?? I suggest.
?Erm?yeah,? he says, looking a bit nervous. He?s getting scared because

we?re talking about the due date. We?re going past the pregnancy part
and moving on to the next stage, and that scares the shit out of him. I
know this because it scares the shit out of me too.
?Healer Thorne is going to deliver the baby,? I tell him, ?And I?m going
to have a natural birth ? none of those dodgy potions and such. That?s
how Mum had Hugo and me, and we turned out just fine.?
Okay, maybe that?s an overstatement.
?A natural birth?? Scorpius looks very distressed at the thought, as if

he?s the one who?s going to have to squeeze the thing out. ?Won?t
that?hurt??
?No, of course not,? I frown, ?It?ll be like having a squishy pillow

come out my ??
?Okay! A natural birth, if that?s what you want!?

He scribbles down ?natural birth?, as if we might forget if he doesn?t.
He then starts tapping the quill off the table, waiting for me to tell
him what happens next. The hard part.
?I?m quitting Hogwarts,? I say definitely.
He drops the quill and glares at me in disbelief. But it?s okay ? I?ve
prepared myself for the reaction.
?You can?t quit Hogwarts!? he cries, ?I can deal with the natural birth
thing, but you can?t ??
?Why can?t I?? I ask angrily, ?What other choice do I have? Do you
expect me to go and sit the NEWTs with a baby on my hip? It?s not
practical! You knew it?d come to this!?
He opens his mouth and then closes it again. It?s like he?s trying to
think of another solution, but there isn?t one. I can?t do seventh year
with a baby. Not even considering the stress I?d be under, where would
he or she live? How could I look after her or him properly?
?I?ll quit Hogwarts,? Scorpius says after a few minutes, and puts up a
hand to shush me as I go to protest, ?It makes more sense! You?re better
than me at school anyway, you?ll get better grades ??
?Scorpius ??
?Let me finish! I have a job, I don?t need NEWTs ??
?Scorpius! I /want/ to quit,? I tell him, ?I?ll go back and take my

NEWTs when the baby is older, but I can?t do them next year.?
Scorpius goes to argue back when Mum apparates loudly into the living
room, looking very disgruntled. The crack makes us both jump, and
Scorpius accidentally knocks the quill and parchment off the table. Dad
comes running down the stairs to see what the noise was, followed
closely by Hugo.
?What the ? /Hermione/??
Mum turns to Dad, and I notice for the first time that her eyes are all
red and puffy.
?R-Ron!? she sniffs, ?Oh Ron!?
?Hermione, what?s wrong?? Dad asks, panicked, ?Sit down!? He sits her
onto the couch. Hugo looks at me, with a very scared expression. He
looks exactly how I feel.
?Mum?? Hugo presses.
?M-my dad,? she sobs, ?H-he just had a heart attack.?
?Grandad? Is he alright?? I ask, fearing her answer.
?H-he?he?s dead.?
With that, she collapses into Dad?s arms and cries even more. Blissfully
perfect? My life? No, I don?t think so.
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*A/N - Of course I couldn't have a purely happy chappie - what do you

take me for?!
Some filler parts, some important plot parts here! There are so many
issues to address, and its hard to do so in one chapter without it
seeming choppy, so I'm sorry for the choppiness! But there's the
Al-and-Jenny issue, the baby issue, the Ron-and-Hermione issue...so many
issues, so little time! But a quick update, don't ya think? I submitted
it for validation the same day Chapter 24 went up! Also, /Delicate/
recently got over 100,000 views! A SUCCESS! So thank you all for
reading, you make my life! Drop a review please!
padfoot4ever*
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*Chapter 26: We Don't Do Things The Normal Way*
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*_Chapter 26 - We Don't Do Things The Normal Way_*
Granny Jane and Grandad Hubert?s house always smelled of Shepherd?s Pie,
almost to a point where it was sickening. See, Granny Jane always loved
cooking and Grandad Hubert always loved Shepherd?s Pie, so really they
had to be the most compatible couple in my entire family ? except for
maybe Percy and Audrey, whose haughtiness and good hygiene seem to have
been matched in hell. When we were children, Hugo and I, we used to
visit Granny Jane and Grandad Hubert on Saturday mornings, before we?d
head to The Burrow for a day of crazy fun with our cousins. And every
Saturday morning, Granny Jane would be making Shepherd?s Pie for that
evening?s dinner, while Grandad Hubert would stuff us to the high
heavens with healthy ?Tooth kind? snacks.
Today, the smell of Shepherd?s Pie is faded, but not absent, in the
Granger house when Mum, Dad, Hugo, Scorpius and I go to see my grieving
Grandmother. The house is as neat and tidy as ever, and I can?t help but
admire Granny Jane for that ? even after her husband has passed away,
she still has the energy to dust, polish and vacuum. I haven?t been to
the house since last summer, and I feel dreadfully guilty for it. I
haven?t seen Grandad Hubert since August ? I can?t even remember what
the last thing I said to him was. Grandad Arthur I see all the time; in
fact, I see all of my Weasley family all the time. But since I have no
cousins, Aunts or Uncles on the Granger side, I rarely spend time with
them. I know it sounds awful, but that?s just how it is.
And although the Granger side is indeed small, I can?t help but marvel
at the amount of photographs Granny and Grandad have up on the walls.
Most of them are of Hugo and me ? a picture of Mum holding me in the
hospital after I was born, with Dad looking very proud beside her; my
first birthday, with me on Dad?s knee and his arm around Mum (whose hair
was significantly shorter and bushier back then); a picture of me
holding Hugo just after he was born, my hair tied into two big red
bunches; Hugo?s first birthday, random family pictures of the four of us
? and then of course there are pictures of Mum as a baby, a toddler, her
first day of Muggle primary school, her first day of Hogwarts (which
sits right beside my first day of Hogwarts, with me standing beside Al
and Dom, grinning), Mum holding her OWL results in what looks like the
kitchen of The Burrow, Mum holding her NEWT results, and Mum?s wedding day.
Granny Jane is sitting in the chair by the window when we arrive, gazing
out and half-smiling, as if remembering a better time in her life. It
doesn?t look as if she?s been crying at all, and I marvel at her
strength. Dad looks a bit afraid following Mum into the living room,
because he?s always maintained that Granny Jane never liked him, though
Mum tells him to stop being so ridiculous every time he brings this up.
Still, she has that look in her eye that says that Dad might just be
right in his assumptions.
?Mum??
Granny Jane jumps at the sound of Mum?s voice, and I inwardly

congratulate my mother for almost giving /her/ mother a heart-attack,
just after her father died of one. In case you haven?t noticed, I?ve
given up on the optimism thing. I?ve come to realise that one thing in
my life can?t possibly be going well unless another aspect is going
right down the toilet. The happy thing didn?t last long, did it?
Dad sticks the kettle on, while Mum sits down beside Granny Jane, and
Scorpius, Hugo and I hover around not quite knowing what to do. What are
you supposed to say in situations like this? Hugo and I are upset and
grieving, but our grief seems pretty trivial compared to what Granny
Jane and Mum must be feeling. We could say ?I?m so sorry for your loss?,
but technically it?s /our/ loss too. Scorpius looks extremely
uncomfortable too, and I suppose he has every right to be considering
this is the first time he?s meeting my maternal grandmother.
It?s awkward. Hugo and I hug Granny Jane and she greets Scorpius
pleasantly, and he replies with a mumbled ?sorry for your loss?. She
seems to be coping quite well. Mum is still sobbing silently. Dad has
his arm around her shoulders, comforting her. It?s pathetic that it has
to be a tragedy to bring them together, but I suppose it?s better than
nothing.
?Rose, I think you should all go to The Burrow. We have a lot to talk
about,? Mum sniffs at me and I know better than to disagree with her.
She gives me the Muggle money for a taxi, as Granny Jane?s fireplace
isn?t hooked up to the Floo Network, and we set off.
The journey isn?t very long ? about half an hour. But these bloody taxi
drivers must be thieves of some sort because I nearly had a fit when he
told me the price. Stupid Muggles. Now I can see why Death Eaters don?t
like them. (Okay, that sounded bad ? I?m glad nobody reads my thoughts).
I throw the money at the taxi driver, who is looking at The Burrow
interestedly.
?Some work of architecture there!? he says, somewhat sarcastically,

pointing at the old house that looks like it could fall over at any
second. Of course it won?t, as it?s held up by magic, but this Muggle is
too thick to realise it.
?Thanks for the lift,? says Scorpius, practically pushing me out of the
taxi before I start shouting at the driver.
?Idiot,? I hiss as he drives away.
Nana and Grandad are in the kitchen when we let ourselves in, Nana
cooking, cleaning and knitting all at once and Grandad reading the
newspaper at the table. It?s a pretty average day in the Weasley house.
They look only mildly surprised to see us.
?Hello kids,? Grandad greets us, not acknowledging that two of us are in
fact legal adults and Hugo?well, he wouldn?t take kindly to being called
a ?kid?. ?To what do we owe this pleasure??
?Grandad Hubert died,? Hugo announces bluntly.
Nana drops the ladle she was using to stir the soup. Grandad folds over
the newspaper and stares at us, waiting for an explanation. Scorpius
shifts uncomfortably.
?What? When?? Nana Molly gasps.
?Last night,? I say, ?He had a heart attack.?
?Who had a heart attack??

Ginny appears out of the fireplace, followed by Harry, James, Al and Lily.
??have no idea what?s wrong with you these days!? Harry?s saying to Lily.
?I told you it?s nothing, leave me alone!? Lily snaps at Harry, with
tears in her eyes, ?You don?t know anything!? She storms into the living
room, mumbling to herself.
?Lily! Come back here!? Harry shouts, but she just slams the door, ?Al,
go talk to her, she listens to you ??
?I have to do /everything/!? Al hisses angrily and follows Lily into the

living room. Harry sighs and runs a hand through his black-and-grey hair
and turns to James, as if waiting for him to start yelling too. James,
however, just grins at his dad.
?Well isn?t this a nice turn of the tables?? James grins smugly, ?Now
/I?m/ the good one.?
Ginny rolls her eyes, looking completely ashamed of her family, and then
turns back to me.
?Rosie? Who had a heart attack??
?My Grandad. He died last night,? I tell her. James stops grinning.
Harry stops frowning at the living room door. Ginny gasps and clasps a
hand to her mouth.
?Oh Rose, Hugo, I?m so sorry,? Ginny sighs and hugs us both, ?How?s your
Mum? Does your Dad know??
?Yeah, he?s at Granny?s house with Mum now,? says Hugo. Ginny and Harry
look at each other in surprise. They obviously didn?t see that one coming.
?We should go over there,? says Ginny to Harry, ?Hermione needs us.?
?She has Ron ?? Harry starts.
?Harry, she needs us.?
Harry nods. ?Right.?
?We?ll be back in an hour,? says Ginny and with that they apparate away.
Nana Molly immediately starts baking a loaf of brown bread, saying
she?ll bring it over to Granny Jane?s later on this evening, while
Grandad goes on and on about how awful it is that Grandad Hubert is
dead. James nods his head towards the living room, and Hugo, Scorpius
and I follow him.
Al and Lily are sitting on the sofa, arms crossed and frowning, and for
two siblings that look absolutely nothing alike, the resemblance is
quite striking.
?What?s wrong with you two?? I ask. Two pairs of angry eyes, one pair
green the other greeny-brown, glare back at me. I really need to learn
to keep quiet.
?Don't even try,? James advises, ?My little sibbies have been dumped,
haven?t they??
?It was your fault /I /was dumped!? Al growls at him.
?I have not been dumped!? Lily replies angrily at the same time.
?Lorcan dumped you?? I ask. I didn?t see that one coming. These Potters
really can?t hold down a relationship.
?No!? Lily cries.
?But he?s going to,? James taunts, ?And I don?t really blame him to be
honest.?
?Why?? Hugo, Scorpius and I all say at the same time. It?s kind of sad
that a small bit of gossip is what helps us forget our grandfather?s
death, but we?re all ears.
?Well,? James answers for Lily, ?My darling little sister here kissed
another boy. Ah the dramatic life of a fourteen year old.?
?I?m almost fifteen,? she snaps back.
?Lily, you kissed another boy?? I gasp, ?Who??
?Lysander Scamander,? James grins, clearly enjoying this whole situation.
?Seriously?? Scorpius gasps and everyone turns to look at him. He

generally doesn?t say much when he?s in big groups and he definitely
isn?t one for gossiping. ?Sorry, but?wow, you kissed your boyfriend?s
twin brother??
?How very ?Eastenders? of you,? says Hugo, and everyone now stares at
him, ?What? Mum watches it.?
?Lily? Did you really kiss Lysander?? I ask her, not daring to believe
this until I hear it from her.
?I can?t believe you lot! Just leave me alone! You?re not exactly the
best people for giving relationship advice! You two are having a baby ??
she points at me and Scorpius, ?you dumped a girl in front of the entire
school causing her to OD and almost die ?? she snaps at James, ?/you/
snogged our Auntie?s third cousin at a wedding even though you?re still
in love with Jenny ?? she hisses at Al, and then turns to Hugo, ?and
you?you wear too much eyeliner!?
She storms out of the living room and marches up the stairs, leaving a
completely silent living room behind her.
?She kissed /Lysander/?? I repeat after a few seconds.
?I know,? James grins, ?Like I said, I?m the good one now.?
?Shut up,? Al mumbles and then turns to me, ?Did I hear someone died??
I explain to him about Grandad?s heart attack and he offers his

condolences. I hate this so much, the forced politeness and sympathy.
It?s not us. We take the piss out of each other and that?s just how it?s
supposed to be.
?Come on, let?s go do something fun,? says James, trying to lighten the
mood.
?What do you have in mind??
Ten minutes later I?m watching a two a-side Quidditch match, Scorpius
and Hugo against James and Al. Two a-side Quidditch generally involves
two chasers and two keepers, so it?s really not that exciting,
especially when you?re only watching it. Hugo, it turns out, isn?t a bad
keeper, as he?s blocked nearly every goal Al?s shot his way. A few
minutes into the game Lily comes outside and sits down on the grass
beside me, looking completely miserable.
?I?m sorry about your grandfather,? she says, ?Nana Molly just told me.?
?It?s okay,? I shrug, ?He was old?for a Muggle.?
Lily nods.
?So this Lysander thing then?? I start.
?Do we have to talk about this?? she whines, ?It was a mistake, I didn?t
mean for it to happen.?
?What, did you think he was Lorcan or something?? I ask. It?s a fair
question because I often get them confused.
?No, of course not!? Lily cries, ?Lorcan and Lysander are completely
different. For a start, Lysander?s taller and a bit fatter too. And
Lysander?s eyes are darker than Lorcan?s. And Lorcan?s voice hasn?t
completely broken yet. And Lysander is a Lovegood through and through
while Lorcan is quite serious about everything. They?re as different as
day and ??
?Afternoon? Lily, why did you kiss him??
Lily shrugs miserably. ?I don?t know,? she admits, ?I?ve been with
Lorcan for two months now and I?m only fourteen! I never wanted a
serious relationship or anything. I suppose I just wanted a change??
?Right,? I say, ?So a change for you means your boyfriend?s identical
twin brother?? She shoots me a dirty look. ?Does Lorcan know you kissed
Lysander??
?No,? she admits, ?It only happened last week.?
?Last week?? I cry, ?At the wedding?! How could this have happened a
week ago without me knowing??
?Rose, don?t make me feel worse than I already do,? she sighs, ?You were
just so happy with Scorpius and you haven?t been happy in so long?I
couldn?t just dump this on you. This is my problem. I?m the one who
likes her boyfriend?s twin brother.?
?Wait a second,? I stop her, ?You /like/ him? Lil, I thought it was a
mistake!?
?It was a mistake! I didn?t mean that??
She stops talking as the four boys land, Scorpius and Hugo high-fiving
each other and grinning. Al looks even more sour than usual, and James
looks surprisingly happy for someone who has clearly lost the game.
?This boy,? James throws an arm around Hugo?s shoulders, ?This fine boy
here is my new keeper!?
?What?? everyone else, including Hugo, asks at the same time.
?Didn?t you see him up there?? James asks excitedly, ?He?s bloody
brilliant! We?re going to kick arse in the final, you wait and see!
Lads,? he turns to Scorpius and Al, ?Be afraid. Be very afraid. Well,
that?s if you actually make it to the final. You still have to beat
Ravenclaw ??
?We?ll beat Ravenclaw,? Al snaps.
?So Hugo, my dear young cousin, will you be the new keeper??
?Erm?yeah, I suppose?? he says unsurely, ?But what if I?m no good in a

real match? I mean, this is only a two a-side??
?Confidence is all you need, you?ll do brilliantly,? says James proudly.
?Thank Merlin,? Lily mutters, ?At least I don?t have to do it anymore.?
We all head back into the house for dinner. Mum, Dad, Harry and Ginny
are all there. Mum has finally stopped crying, but her eyes are still
red, and it appears that Dad is glued to her side.
??the funeral is going to be on Saturday,? says Mum, ?Mum just wants to

get it over with.?
?Saturday,? Nana Molly repeats, ?We?ll be there. Will you stay for dinner??
?I should get back to the flat,? says Mum tiredly, ?I didn?t sleep much
last night.?
?What?? Dad scoffs, ?The flat? I don?t think so.?
Mum raises her eyebrows at him. ?You don?t??
?No! Hermione?I want you to come home.?
Oh it?s such a photo moment. I wish I brought the camera. I could scream
with happiness only I don?t want to ruin the mood. Grandad ushers us all
into the next room to give my parents some privacy, but then it?s just a
scramble towards the door to eavesdrop.
?Y-you want me to come home?? Mum echoes.
?Hermione, these past few months have been awful,? says Dad, ?I?ve never
been more miserable in my whole life. I know I?ve been the worst husband
in the universe ??
?Oh Ron ??
?No, I have. And?and I?m really sorry about everything I said. And I?m
sorry that I didn?t say that I?m sorry before now. And I?m sorry I got
Rosie a watch for her birthday. And I?m sorry that I didn?t dance with
you at the wedding. And I?m sorry ??
He stops talking, and then there?s a scramble towards the keyhole to see
what?s happening. Grandad gets there first.
?They?re kissing! She?s kissed him!? he whispers frantically to the rest

of us.
?Move! Let me see!? I cry, while I hear Hugo gagging. ?They /are/ kissing!?
?Oh thank heavens,? Nana Molly sighs, ?They need each other.?
I couldn?t have put it better myself.
Saturday comes quickly and before we know it, Scorpius and I are heading
off to the second funeral in a month. That?s sort of a depressing
thought. Dad drives us all to the church and it almost feels as if Mum
and Dad never went on a break at all. They?ve even gotten back to their
petty bickering.
?Ron, it?s the next right.?
?I know it?s the next right!?
?Well then indicate!?
?I was going to!?

?I?m just reminding you ??
?I don?t need reminding ??
?Ron! Now you?ve missed the turn!?
?Damn!?
When we finally arrive at the church, Nana Molly, Grandad Arthur and the
five Potters are standing outside. Harry and Ginny are talking to Granny
Jane, while James and Al look quite strange in black Muggle suits. Dom
and Uncle Bill are here too, as well as Uncle George, Fred and Uncle
Percy. Each of my Uncles offer Mum their condolences.
?You know, we?ve been to more funerals than restaurants together,? I
observe as Scorpius and I walk into the church together.
?Yeah, but we got pregnant before liking each other,? Scorpius reminds
me, ?We don?t exactly do things the normal way.?
The funeral is the usual business ? sad music, depressing prayers and
speeches, muffled sobbing. I cry a little, but I sort of wish I?d cry
more. I suppose I just wish I was closer with Grandad Hubert. I can see
a few of my distant relatives scattered around the place, but all in all
I?m just not that close with the Granger side of the family. Even Mum
admits that she?s not that close with her own cousins or Aunts or
Uncles. She?s far closer with Dad?s family than her own.
After the coffin has been taken away for cremation, we leave the church
and everyone stands outside, talking. Mum?s hand has been shook about
fifty thousand times at this stage. She doesn?t even look upset anymore,
just completely shattered.
Dom, Al, James, Fred and Lily approach me while Mum is stuck talking to
Great-Auntie Phyllis.
?Rosie I?m so sorry,? says Dom and hugs me, ?Are you alright??
?I?m fine,? I admit, ?But I?m looking forward to going back to Hogwarts
tomorrow.?
?Join the club,? Fred agrees. However, Al and Lily look as if the last
thing they want to do is go back to Hogwarts. Despite the fact that my
grandfather has just died, I?m still so bloody relieved that I no longer
have to deal with relationship problems.
?Feel like going to the pub?? asks James, pointing to a small tavern
across the road that most of the people from the funeral seem to be
heading towards, ?Isn?t that what people do after funerals??
?Sounds good to me,? I smile.
We head across the road, and Al holds me back for a moment to let the
others go in ahead of us.
?Rose, I need your help,? he says and being this close to him I notice
the dark circles under his eyes. He hasn?t slept in ages. ?I want Jenny
back.?
?There?s a surprise,? I say sarcastically.
?Will you help me??
I nod. And then I hug him. ?Get some sleep, Al.?
I must get Scorpius to crack out the old quill and parchment. We have
some planning to do.
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*Chapter 27: The Hitch In The Plan*
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*_Chapter 27 - The Hitch In The Plan_*
From the moment I woke up this morning, I knew this wasn?t going to be a
good day. When I opened my eyes and looked at my watch, I noticed it was
just gone a quarter past ten. On any other Sunday morning I?d just think
?excellent, three more hours sleep?, but not today.
?ROSE! GET UP /NOW/!? I heard Mum screeching in the door at me. Why did
she have to come home again? ?We?re leaving in five minutes!?
That made me jump. I hopped out of bed and threw on the first pair of
magically expanded jeans I could find on, and a very baggy t-shirt. I
supposed I?d change later on the train (which is where I am now, however
I haven?t changed yet). I started flinging everything I could find into
my trunk and ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth. It?s so typical that
on the morning we?re due to go back to Hogwarts, everybody oversleeps.
Dad drove us to the station, and we arrived with less than a minute to
go before the Hogwarts Express left. We crossed through the barrier to
see James, Al and Lily being shoved onto the train by Aunt Ginny and we
followed them, waving goodbye to Dad and Ginny. There were no empty
compartments, so guess what?
We ? as in Scorpius, Hugo, James, Al, Lily and myself ? have to share a

compartment with the Scamander twins. If I wasn?t such a nice and
considerate cousin, I?d laugh at Lily?s misfortune. Dom joins us in the
compartment soon after, having spent quite enough time with Mark, who's
sitting in a compartment with a bunch of random Hufflepuffs.
It?s very awkward. Apparently Lorcan is the only one who doesn?t know
about what happened, because he seems as blissfully weird as always.
Lily isn?t even pretending to know what he?s talking about as she
usually does, but stares down at her feet. Lysander is doing the same.
Really, it?s Lysander who should be feeling ashamed of himself. What
kind of bloke cops off with his twin brother?s girlfriend? I swear, my
life wasn?t half as dramatic when I was in fourth year.
Eventually Lily mutters that she?s going to go find Roxie, and Lysander
says he?s going to talk to his friend, Phil. I?ve never heard of a Phil,
but nobody asks any questions. Then Hugo drops out to find his scary
emo-Goth-chain smoking friends. Then Lorcan, realising he?s been left
with just sixth and seventh years, makes no excuse and just leaves the
compartment.
?Well that was awkward,? James states, putting his feet up on the seat
that Lorcan has just vacated. ?Who?d have thought our little sister to
be the school broom??
?James!? Al growls, ?That /is/ Lily you?re talking about.?
?I know, but really ??
?Just shut up!?
?Are you two ever going to stop arguing?? I sigh.

?Are you two ever going to /start/ arguing?? Al shoots back, looking at
me and Scorpius. We look at each other.
?What are you on about?? asks Scorpius.
?We argue!? I protest.
?All the time!? Scorpius agrees.
James and Al look at each other and smile knowingly. I don?t like that
smile one bit. Scorpius and I argue all the time! We didn?t talk for
days before the wedding. We always argue. I mean, we argue even more
than my parents do.
?Since you two got together, you haven?t argued once,? says James
triumphantly.
"It's true," Dom agrees.
Scorpius and I open our mouths to retaliate, but neither of us can think
of anything to say. Now that I think about it, we haven?t argued since
we got together. Surely we?re not that disgustingly perfectly cute
couple that never argues with one another? I mean, we don?t even have
petty, fun arguments. How can this be happening? I live to argue!
Could I be actually content with life? This is awful ? I don?t like it

one bit.
And judging by the look on Scorpius?s face, neither does he.
"You're fat!" he throws childishly at me. I roll my eyes and ignore him.
?We argue,? I repeat.
?When was the last time you argued?? Al asks smugly.
?When?? I trail off. I have nothing.
?When Rose said she was leaving Hogwarts,? says Scorpius. Al and James
glare at me.
?Thanks Scorp,? I mumble.

?You?re leaving Hogwarts?? Al splutters.
?Why? Why would you leave Hogwarts? You?re the brains of the family!?
?I don?t know,? I spit at James, ?Maybe because of /this/?? I point to

my bulging tummy. How can boys be so brain-numbingly stupid? Do they
expect me to set up a cot in the Gryffindor dormitories and bring the
kid to Transfiguration? It?s not practical! ?I have it all figured out.
I?m going to study from home and take my NEWTs a year later than planned.?
?But?you can?t just not do your seventh year!? James cries.
?My dad didn?t do his seventh year and neither did yours,? I point out,
?They had other obligations. And so do I.?
They have nothing to say back.
?It?ll be okay,? I smile, ?It might not be what everybody expected of

me, but I think it?s the right thing to do.?
?But?couldn?t you live in your mum?s apartment in Hogsmeade?? Al asks,

?You could hire a nanny during the day and you could see the baby in the
evenings!?
?Okay, first of all, I don?t crap out money,? I say bluntly, ?And
secondly, I want to be the one looking after my baby, at least for the
first few months.?
"You're right," says Dom after a few moments of contemplating what I've
said.
James and Al look helplessly at each other, knowing they?re not going to
talk me out of this one. I think deep down they know I?m right too.
Dinner is just about ready by the time we arrive back at the castle. It
feels like we?ve been away for months ? I only now realise how much I?ve
missed the place. So much has happened in the last few weeks, it?s like
another lifetime ago when Scorpius and I were still playing confusing
mind games with each other and I was worrying about my parents?
relationship.
When we reach the Great Hall, I rush over to the Ravenclaw table to say
hello to Jenny.
?Rose!? she hugs me happily. I have to say, it takes me by surprise how
happy she is. I?ve gotten used to her being all depressed over Al. ?How
are you? How was the wedding? Wow, you?ve gotten bigger in the last two
weeks!?
?The wedding was good,? I shrug, ?Scorpius and I?we?sort of??
?You got together, didn?t you?!? she squeals in delight, ?Oh I?m so
happy for you! I knew it was going to happen!?
?You did?? Apparently I?m the only one who didn?t see it coming. Even Al
and James weren?t surprised when they found out.
?Of course I did! I have some news too.?
She wants Al back. I can feel it. This getting Al and Jenny back
together plan is going to be easier than I first suspected.
?I?m going out with Robert Hitch,? she smiles happily.
I stare at her blankly. My heart drops.
?You know Robert Hitch?? she asks.
Of course I know him. Everybody knows him. Not only is he the captain of
the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, but he?s Head Boy too. And he?s just about
the nicest bloke you?ll ever meet in your life. Seriously, even I, the
most pessimistic girl ever, can?t think of something bad to say about
him. He?s one of those people that you hate the idea of because they?re
so completely perfect, but when to actually talk to them you can?t help
but conform and completely fall in love with them. He?s really funny and
attractive and the annoying thing is that there is absolutely nothing
annoying about him.
Al doesn?t stand a chance.
?Um, yeah, I know him,? I say, ?That?s great, Jen.?
What else can I say? Dump your perfect boyfriend and get back together
with my angry, spoiled brat of a cousin who isn?t even half as
good-looking as said perfect boyfriend? I don?t think so.
?I know,? she blushes, ?He?s really?nice.?
Of course he is. He is ?nice? personified. This is not good. But maybe

deep down she loves Al more. Maybe she?s just using Robert to get back
at him.
?And he?s been training really hard for the match on Saturday,? she says
fondly, ?I reckon we?ll have no trouble beating Slytherin.?
Or maybe she really does hate Al.
?So?you and Al then?? I start.
?I?m over that,? she shrugs, ?I?ve given up caring. It took too much out
of me. I have Robert now.?
Yep ? Al really doesn?t stand a chance.
?/Robert Hitch/?? Al spits, ?Robert arse-kisser Hitch? Are you for

fucking real??
Al is pacing up and down the Slytherin common room, while Scorpius and I
sit beside each other in silence.
?Isn?t he gay?? asks James, sitting on the ground eating a packet of

Every Flavour Beans.
?Apparently not,? Scorpius shrugs.
?Robert Hitch?? Al repeats, still pacing, ?No, there?s just no way she?s
with him. I mean, he?s such a?a?a ??
?Flamer?? James finishes for him.
?Actually, he?s smart, funny, athletic and sensitive. He?s what every
girl wants,? I shrug, ?I mean, he?s Head Boy and Quidditch Captain. And
his family are quite wealthy ??
?We have money!? Al snaps.
?And he?s bloody gorgeous,? I finish. Scorpius looks at me, eyebrows

raised. ?Don't give me that look, you know you would if you were a girl.?
?That?s just weird,? Scorpius scoffs, ?I mean, how would I know who I?d
do if I were a girl? That?s just wrong. Just shut up.? He and Al look at
each other nervously. Weird.
?Al, will you please sit down, you?re making me dizzy,? I say tiredly.
Al ignores me completely and continues to pace the common room.
?We have to beat them,? he says, ?We /have/ to beat them on Saturday.?
?Even if you /do/ beat Ravenclaw ??
?When,? Scorpius corrects me, ?/When/ we beat Ravenclaw.?
?/If/ you beat Ravenclaw,? I look at him sharply, ?That doesn?t mean
Jenny?s going to all of a sudden want you back, Al. She?s into much more
than Quidditch skill.?
?We /have/ to beat them,? Al insists, ?Scorp, round up the team, we?re
training.?
?What, /now/?? Scorpius asks, ?It?s ten o?clock at night. It?s past
curfew.?
?Fine! Then half five tomorrow morning! Sharp!?
?Rather you than me, mate,? James grins at Scorpius.
James and I head back to the Gryffindor common room when Scorpius and Al
head to bed, wanting to catch as much sleep as possible before their
morning practice. Laura Phelps is in the common room when we arrive
back, wearing pyjama bottoms and a rather large jumper, while reading ?
a very rare occurrence for Laura. James looks very guilty at the sight
of her, mumbles something, and rushes upstairs to his dormitory.
?Hello Laura,? I say. She looks up from her book and says nothing. It?s
hard to tell if she?s still angry with me or not. ?How was your break??
?I told my mother I wish her dead,? she says blandly, as if she were
saying something like ?oh, I just visited my grandmother?, ?And my
counsellor thinks I?m anorexic. It was fantastic.?
Hmm, Laura Phelps does sarcasm. You learn something new every day.
?My grandfather died,? I shrug.
?Well then we?ll call it even,? she says dryly. She does humour too,
apparently. I sit down on the couch and wait for her to speak again. I?m
always afraid I?ll say the wrong thing.
?Thanks,? she says finally, after minutes of silence, ?For shouting at
my mother, I mean. Dad told me what you said to her. Not many people
have the guts to stand up to my mother.?
?Any time,? I smile back, ?It was fun.?
?I?m moving in with my dad this summer,? she tells me, though I have no
idea why. On some level, I?m still quite sure she hates me. But maybe
she just needs someone to say all this to who isn?t some professional
who?s being paid to listen. Maybe she needs a friend. ?I told Mother I
never want to see her again. She didn?t seem too broken up about it.?
?I?m sorry, Laura.?
She shrugs as if to say ?it?s no big deal?. Then there?s some more
silence, but it?s not awkward. I just know she needs some time to say
everything she wants to say.
?And?Rose, I?m sorry,? she says in little more than a whisper, ?I?m so
sorry I told everyone about your pregnancy. I was such a bitch and I
suppose?I was jealous of you.?
Jealous? Of me? Why would anyone be jealous of /me/?
?You?ve got such a great family who really care about you,? she goes on,
as if she knows what I was asking myself, ?And you?re smart and you?re a
prefect and you?ve got so many friends. I suppose when I found out that
you were pregnant, I just wanted to take you down a notch.?
?Well?you saved me from telling everyone. Although it would have been

nice if Scorpius hadn?t found out like that,? I say, jokingly. She looks
guilty, but smiles. ?Don't worry about it, Laura. It?s all in the past
now.?
?I?m dying,? Scorpius moans, ?I?m actually dying. If our child is a boy,
name him after me.?
He places his head onto the Gryffindor table at dinner on Monday evening
and proceeds to moan loudly.
?Scorp, even if you do die, I will never curse our child with your
name,? I say honestly.
?That?s good to know,? he says, though his voice is muffled because his
head is buried in the table.
In fact, the entire Slytherin Quidditch team look just as shattered as

Scorpius. The Scamander twins are actually falling asleep at the
Slytherin table, Henrietta Flint is completely windswept, Kyle
Montague?s lip is bleeding and he?s covered in muck and Jason Bates
looks as if he?s been crying. Al, however, looks completely energetic
and psychotic at the same time. The Slytherins were training from half
five this morning until nine, then from three until half seven.
?I was thinking we could get another hour in before curfew,? says Al,
wolfing down his dinner. Scorpius lifts his head off the table and
glares at his best friend.
?No,? he growls firmly, ?There is no way. I will kill you Albus Severus
Potter, I promise you that. Just no.?
?Come on, Malfoy! There?s no ?I? in team!?
?Don't try my patience, Potter,? he retorts, ?You?ve gone insane. You

made Jason cry!?
?Jason?s a wimp,? Al shrugs.
?You whacked him over the head with your broomstick!? Scorpius cries.
?Well he shouldn?t have been talking during the game plan, should he?!?
?Okay boys, calm down,? I try to soothe the situation. Any chance of
actually soothing the situation goes firmly out the window, however,
when Jenny and her new boyfriend Robert enter the Great Hall,
hand-in-hand. Scorpius and I look at each other, knowing this can?t be
good.
Al gets up from the table and marches over to them, and Scorpius and I
jump up straight away to stop him from embarrassing himself. Robert puts
his arm around Jenny?s waist at the Ravenclaw table, and appears
oblivious to the fact that Al is staring straight at him. Jenny cops on
to the fact and stares right back.
?Can we help you?? she asks coolly. I have to admire her composure. I?d
be hiding under the table if it were me. Robert now looks up too and
smiles politely.
?Hello Albus,? he greets, ?Hi Rose, Scorpius.?

?Hi,? I smile back. See, he even remembers my name and I?m only a
prefect. Oh wait, there?s the ?only-pregnant-girl-in-Hogwarts? thing
too?but I?m fairly sure he knew my name before that. He?s Robert Hitch ?
he knows everything.
?So Rob,? Al starts casually, ?I hear you?re gay.?
He doesn?t say it quietly either. Whispers break out all around the
Great Hall ? /Robert Hitch is gay? /
?Al!? I cry, ?Robert, I?m so sorry, Al?s just a bit ??
Robert puts his hand up to say it?s okay, but he has gone quite red. I
could kill Al right now.
?Come on Al,? Scorpius tries to lead him back to the Gryffindor table
where we were all eating dinner, but Al stays put.
?Can?t say I?m surprised, really,? says Al.
?Not that there?s anything wrong with being gay,? says Robert, very
dignified, ?But I?m not. In fact, Jenny here is my girlfriend. But they
do say that people accuse others of being gay may be trying to
compensate for their own homosexuality. Not that I?m implying anything,
of course,? he adds quickly when he sees Al getting angry, ?I?m just
merely stating a fact. Nice talking to you, Albus.?
Jenny smiles at Robert and kisses him, and Al storms back over to the
Gryffindor table, grabs his bag and leaves the Great Hall.
?I?m so sorry about that,? I say helplessly to Jenny and Robert.

Scorpius and I follow Al out of the Great Hall and find him sitting on
the steps leading down to the Slytherin common room. I?ve never seen him
look so angry.
?We have to beat them,? he hisses, ?We /have/ to beat that smug bastard.?
Over the coming days, Scorpius and I hardly have two seconds to spend
together. Every spare second he has is spent training and working in the
shop, while I spend most of my time sleeping, throwing up, doing
homework and reading books on giving birth. The only time we actually
have together is during Transfiguration class, and even then Professor
Chang gives out to us for talking. And on the rare occasion that we /do/
get a word in edgeways during Transfiguration, Al drags Scorpius away to
show him some more game plans. I can safely say that my dear cousin
Albus Potter has turned into a Slytherin fascist. It?s funny, I always
thought it?d have been Lily to become the dictator of the Potter family.
I spend time catching up with Jenny, and it seems that all she talks
about now is Robert. I don?t mind listening to her ? after all, she
listened to my problems for long enough ? but the thing is, she doesn?t
seem angry with Al anymore. In fact, she doesn?t seem to care about him
at all. It?s as if he?s dead to her. Every time I try to bring him up,
she greets the mention of his name with an indifferent nod and changes
the subject completely.
By Friday evening, Scorpius is ready to die of exhaustion. He hides out

in the Gryffindor common room, jumping every time the portrait hole
opens in case it?s Al coming to hunt him down.
?I can?t take it anymore!? he whines, ?You know, he actually said the

words ?work will make you free? today.? I rub his arm comfortingly,
trying my best not to laugh. ?The sooner we get him back with Jenny, the
better. He was much more mellow back then.?
?Scorp, we?re not getting him back with Jenny,? I say, ?She has Robert
now. She?s happy.?
He looks at me incredulously. ?What? All that planning for nothing? Is

your whole family just insane or what? We have to get them back
together! They?re Al and Jenny!?
?No, now it?s Robert and Jenny,? I tell him firmly.
?We could split them up!?
?Don?t be so evil!? I scold him, ?Jenny is happy and if Al really likes

her then he?ll accept that he?s not the one who can make her happy. He
blew his chance with her by being an insensitive idiot.?
Scorpius looks like I just told him Christmas is cancelled. ?So you?re
telling me that Nazi-Al is here to stay??
?I?m afraid so,? I shrug, ?There?s nothing we can do about it.?
?We could start a rumour,? Scorpius grins.
?No.?
?That Robert ??
?I said no!?
?is actually ??
?Scorpius!?
?a hermaphrodite!?
?Scorpius?I think you need some sleep.?
?I love you,? he says randomly. It?s a little bit unexpected after the
hermaphrodite talk, but it makes my heart do a summersault anyway.
?Where did /that/ come from??
?I realise I haven?t said it much recently,? he shrugs and puts an arm

around me, ?I wouldn?t want you forgetting.?
?You know, sometimes I think that you?re just a stupid idiot who talks
about genderless Ravenclaws and complains about his Nazi-like friends,?
I observe and cuddle closer to him, ?But then you have to go and prove
me wrong.?
?I?m good at that,? he grins back.

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*A/N - Hey folks! A quick update, eh? Thanks so much to everyone who has
re-reviewed my story and to everyone who reviewed the last chapter. It
cheered me up greatly so I hope you continue giving me your feedback! I
hope you liked this chapter, it was a bit more light-hearted than the
last few. And for all of you who are about to cry 'but I love
Al-and-Jenny!', I'm sorry, but everything can't be perfect! But never
fear, there'll be more crazy-Al-ness coming your way in the next chapter
when Slytherin take on Ravenclaw in the Qudditch cup semi-finals! Do I
hear people shouting for Slytherin?! There's a first time for everything!
And sorry for that little fluffy bit at the end...it had to be done!
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*Chapter 28: No More Mister Niceton*
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*_Chapter 28 - No More Mister Niceton_*
Al looks awful on the morning of the Quidditch match. He?s got circles
under his eyes so dark it looks as if someone?s punched him. His hair is
even messier than usual, sticking up every which way and it looks as if
he hasn't washed it all week. He?s drank so much pumpkin juice, he?s now
shaking from the sugar rush. He is sitting at the Slytherin table this
morning to show a sense of team spirit, and he?s glaring over at the
Ravenclaws with more contempt than he's ever shown for any other
Hogwarts house.
I have to say, the Ravenclaws look far better than the Slytherins. They
look like they?ve gotten a good night?s sleep and are smiling and joking
happily with each other. Robert and Jenny are sitting together, stealing
a few kisses from each other that I?d think were sort of cute if I
didn?t feel so much for my cousin. Even the Hufflepuffs are sporting
blue and silver today ? the Hufflepuffs are notorious for supporting the
Ravenclaws no matter what. Usually the Gryffindors are notorious for
supporting whatever team is opposing the Slytherins ? and there are
quite a few Gryffindors wearing the Ravenclaw colours ? but the
Weasley/Potter family are all supporting Slytherin today. On top of the
fact that Al is the captain of the team, we?d like Slytherin to win
because it?d make for a much better final.
I join the boys at the Slytherin table this morning. Al isn?t eating
breakfast, but is mumbling incoherent things while staring at his toast.
Henrietta Flint, an intolerable tree of a girl and also the keeper on
the Slytherin team, looks worse than I?ve ever seen her. She?s deathly
pale and her eyes are all puffed up, as if she?s spent the night crying
rather than sleeping.
?What?s wrong with Flint?? I ask Scorpius, who also looks worse for
wear. He glances over at her, looking up from his bowl of cereal for the
first time.
?Al called her fat,? Scorpius shrugs, ?She was eating a Cauldron Cake
during practice last night.?
?He called her /fat/? I thought James was the prick of the Potter family.?
?After this week, Al has definitely out-pricked him,? says Scorpius

bitterly. I rub his arm comfortingly, but I really don?t think I?m helping.
A whole hour before the match is due to begin, Al rounds up the

Slytherin team and drags them down to the stadium for a ?pre-match pep
talk?. I head back over towards the Gryffindor table, but stop when I
hear someone calling my name.
?Rose!?
It?s Jenny. She?s beckoning me over to sit with her and Robert at the
Ravenclaw table ? the enemy. Knowing I can?t just ignore her, I
reluctantly go and sit beside her.
?Are you excited about the match?? she beams, ?I can?t wait. Robert?s
been training so hard all week. You?ll be going for Ravenclaw, of course??
Usually, I would say yes. Two months ago, when she was going out with Al
and I wasn?t going out with Scorpius, I might have said yes, of course.
?Yes, of course!? I lie through my teeth. Because I?m not going for
Robert. I?m going for Al.
?That?s good to hear!? Robert smiles. He is so very handsome when he

smiles. Al has quite a crooked smile, sort of lopsided and goofy. It?s
definitely not as charming as Robert?s. Like I?ve said before ? Al
doesn?t stand a chance. ?So Rose, how far in are you in your pregnancy?
My older sister?s pregnant too, she?s only three months in.?
I sort of feel like he?s getting a bit personal now. Okay, plenty of
people ask how far I am in, it?s what people ask pregnant women when
they have absolutely no idea what to say. But I?ve only spoken to Robert
a handful of times. But instead of replying ?none of your business?, I
answer, ?Seven months, almost.?
?Wow, you won?t find it coming!? he smiles. Why does he have to be so

/nice/ about everything? And Jenny is so /nice/ too. They?re a horrible
couple ? they?re the /Nice/tons. And they?ll live in a /nice/ little
cottage and have /nice/ little children with /nice/ smiles and Jenny?s
/nice/ curly hair. They?ll have a cat and a dog, both as well behaved as
their /nice/ little children, and Robert will put a tyre swing in the
back garden for Jenny Jr. and Robert Jr. to swing on. And they?ll have a
/nice/ little sign in the front garden saying ?Welcome to the
/Nice/tons!? It will be unimaginably creepy.
Jenny needs an idiot like Al to balance her out, just like Al needs a
/Nice/ton like Jenny to make him stop acting like a total wanker.
At a quarter to eleven, we all make our way down to the Quidditch pitch.
I can?t help but wonder if the Slytherin team are still alive after Al?s
one hour pep talk, so I decide to sneak into the changing rooms to see.
The team are changed and sitting around in a circle as Al drones on and
on about ?Slytherin honour? and being ?in it to win it?. Everyone is
listening intently ? probably terrified that he?ll hit them over the
head with a broomstick if they don?t listen ? except for Scorpius. He?s
asleep, and clearly not afraid of Al.
??so as I?ve said, by the thirteenth minute, Lysander you?re looking to

knock Hitch off his broom. Lorcan, should Lysander?s bludger go awry,
you will then take over knocking Hitch off his broom ??
?But shouldn?t we try and knock the /seeker/ off first?? Lorcan asks
logically.
?No! Hitch first and then the seeker! If I see either of you trying to
knock the seeker down while Hitch is still in the air ??
?Al, we?ve been through this a hundred times,? Scorpius groans, his eyes
still closed, ?You hate Hitch, we get the picture.?
?I don?t care about Hitch! It?ll just be easier to score without a
keeper there ??
?You mean it?ll be easier for you to score Jenny if he?s not there,?
Scorpius mumbles. Al glares at him angrily, but doesn?t hit him with his
broom. He clearly doesn?t pick on people bigger than him.
?Are you all ready then?? I ask and everyone turns to look at me.
Apparently nobody noticed me come in. Even Scorpius opens his eyes and
then comes over to me, with a grateful look on his face. He has an
excuse not to listen to Al now.
?Weasley! What are you doing here? Don't break my seeker?s

concentration!? Al snaps angrily.
?I?ve just come to wish you all luck,? I say, ?And your seeker?s
concentration was broken probably around an hour ago, /Potter/.?
?She speaks the truth,? Scorpius shrugs at him.
Wood knocks on the door of the changing room and shouts ?one minute!?
The team starts to line up at the door, Al taking his position at the
front as captain. He looks nervous now, but determined at the same time.
?Good luck,? I whisper to Scorpius and give him a quick kiss, ?Please
try to keep Al from murdering Robert Hitch.?
?I?ll do my best,? he squeezes my hand, grabs his broom and lines up

with the rest of the team. Wood?s whistle blows for the first time, and
the team flies out, save for Al, who has to walk out and shake the
opposing team captain?s hand.
Deciding that my feet are far too sore to walk the whole way up to the
stands, I sit on the sideline and watch the match from there. It?s not
exactly the most practical way of watching a Quidditch match, and my
neck will hurt after the first five minutes or so, but it beats walking.
Robert emerges from the changing room opposite and he and Al meet in the
middle of the pitch. Robert smiles at Al politely, and the sad thing is
that it?s actually a genuine smile. I don?t think I need to say that Al
definitely doesn?t return the pleasantry. He shakes Robert?s hand so
briefly, they barely even touched. He then mounts his broom and kicks
off before Robert has the chance to beat him to it.
Gregory McPhilips?s voice echoes around the stadium as he starts to

announce the name of the players. Although he?s a Hufflepuff, it?s very
clear that he?s rooting for Ravenclaw the whole way.
/??Ravenclaw have an absolutely brilliant team this year, captained by
Robert Hitch, who is also the Head Boy as I?m sure you all know!?/
From all the way down here I can see Al glaring at him.
/?Albus Potter has put out a good enough Slytherin team this year,
having beaten Gryffindor in the last match, but I wonder will it be good
enough to defeat the Ravenclaws? Potter versus Hitch ? I know who my
gold?s on!?/
I see Al stick his middle finger up at McPhilips, which earns him a very
dirty glare from Wood. Wood is, and always has been, very anti-Slytherin.
/?The Quaffle is released, and the game has begun! Albus Potter catches
the Quaffle, Slytherin are in possession?? /
Al clings to the quaffle and flies towards the goalposts where Robert is
hovering. He?s up so high, he?s barely more than a speck to me now.
Montague and Bates are following Al, but he shows no intention of
passing the quaffle. Lorcan is beating bludgers away from Al, while
Lysander is aiming them at Hitch, as instructed. The two Ravenclaw
beaters have their hands full trying to protect their keeper that they
barely even notice when Al scores the first point of the game.
/?10-0 to Slytherin! Potter may be a good chaser, but he does realise

this is a team sport, doesn?t he??/
Scorpius is hovering around the sides looking for the snitch, but
there?s been no sign of it yet. After another ten minutes, he looks
positively bored. Al has scored another two goals, while Bates and
Montague have yet to even touch the quaffle. Ravenclaw have scored a
goal and are lagging twenty points behind.
/?30-10 to Slytherin, this match is turning out to be quite a

nail-biter! Ravenclaw are in possession! Boot passes to Dawson?those
Slytherin beaters seem hell bent on getting Hitch out of this
game?Dawson scores! 30-20 to Slytherin!? /
I can see Al shouting something at Henrietta Flint, but when a bludger

hits him in the back and very nearly knocks him out of the air, that
puts an end to that. He whirls around, clearly wanting to shout as his
two beaters now, but they have other ideas.
You see, Lorcan and Lysander aren?t using their beater bats to hit
bludgers anymore. No, they?re using them to hit /each other/.
/?Wow, folks, what do we have here? The Scamander twins are bringing
their domestic tiffs onto the Quidditch pitch!?/
Wood blows his whistle and calls a time out. The two teams land, Lorcan
and Lysander still beating each other with their bats, and Al is
shouting bloody murder at them.
I haven?t been to a Quidditch match this interesting since?oh yeah,

since Laura Phelps told everyone I was pregnant. I think this sort of
overshadows that though.
?/WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU?RE DOING/?!? Al yells. He throws down his

broomstick and tries to pry them apart. I pull myself up off the ground
and head over to them to see what?s going on.
?Stupid git!? Lorcan shouts at Lysander, trying to whack him with his
bat, but Scorpius is holding him back while Al has a firm grip on Lysander.
?It was just one time!? Lysander shouts back.
Oh no. Did Lysander really just tell Lorcan that he kissed his
girlfriend during what could possibly be the most important match of
Al?s life? Well if Al wasn?t going to kill him for kissing Lily before,
he sure will now.
?She?s my girlfriend! You?re a backstabbing little ??
?You knew I liked her when you got together with her!? Lysander yells,
still struggling to escape Al?s grip, ?You?re the backstabber here!?
?How dare you!?
?WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
Professor Fargo, the head of Slytherin house, has stormed on to the

pitch. He?s a very tall man, probably in his mid sixties, with white
fluffy hair and a very red face. He face looks far redder than I?ve ever
seen it right now. Wood is flying around, shouting obscenities and not
helping the situation one little bit.
Then, seconds later, Lily and Jenny run onto the pitch, Lily clearly
having guessed what?s happening. She?s a braver girl than I?ll ever be.
If I were in her situation I?d?well, I?d probably lock myself in a
bathroom. That sounds like something I?d do.
?Lily!? Lorcan and Lysander exclaim at the same time.
?Oh no,? she mumbles. Then, to make matters even worse, Robert comes
over. Al maintains his grip on Lysander, but I can tell he?d love
nothing more than to smack Robert senseless.
?So what?s happening?? Robert asks.
?None of your business,? Al spits at him. It?s funny, I wanted to spit

the exact same thing at him earlier on.
?Lorcan, I?m so sorry!? Lily cries, ?I didn?t want you to find out like
this, but it was just one kiss!?
Lorcan looks heartbroken. I feel for him.
?Wait a second,? Robert scoffs, ?This is your problem? The reason our
match had to be suspended was because of you?? Lily looks at him with
some serious attitude. Robert clearly hasn?t learned that you do not
piss Lily Potter off. ?Look, why don?t you deal with your stupid little
problems off the pitch ?? /Smack/!
Al lets go of Lysander and punches Robert right in the face.
?/Nobody/ talks to my sister like that!?
Jenny screams, but nobody takes any notice because all hell breaks
loose. Robert dives at Al, and the two scramble about punching and
kicking; Scorpius lets go of Lorcan to try and drag Robert off Al,
meaning that Lorcan and Lysander go back to beating each other with
their beater bats; the whole Ravenclaw team gather round to watch the
fights, but none of them think to try and break it up. Professor Fargo
is shouting at the Scamanders, but he might as well be shouting at a
brick wall for all the notice they?re taking.
Wood lands and blows his whistle. Montague and Bates manage to pry the
Scamander twins away from each other, but Scorpius is having a job
breaking up the Robert-Al fiasco.
?/Stop/!? Jenny shouts, and immediately Robert and Al stop fighting. Al

has blood dripping from his lip and his nose, and he has a very red eye,
which I?m sure will be black by tomorrow. Robert looks no better. The
Scamander twins look even worse ? never underestimate the power of a
beater bat.
I wish I had the camera.
?Detention!? Fargo shouts, ?All four of you!?
?Potter, Scamanders and Hitch ? you?re out!? Wood cries and blows his
whistle for effect.
?What?!? the four shout.
?You ? are ? out!? Wood repeats, ?Suspended for the rest of the match!?
?But then we only have four players!? Al cries.
?I DON?T CARE, POTTER!?
?Wow, this could?ve gone better, eh?? I whisper to Jenny. She looks at
me darkly. ?Too soon to joke? Alrighty then.?
Montague, Bates, Flint and Scorpius mount their brooms. They are all
that is left of the broken Slytherin team. The Ravenclaws have only lost
a keeper and look very smug now.
?You have to catch the snitch,? Al pleads with Scorpius, ?You /have/ to
catch it. Avoid bludgers at all costs, and catch the god damn snitch as
soon as you possibly can, mate.?
Scorpius nods at him, now looking just as determined as Al. Wood blows
his whistle and the six Ravenclaws and four Slytherins take off back
into the air.
?Are you alright?? I ask Al, but he doesn?t hear me. He walks straight
by me and over to Jenny.
?Jen, I?m sorry ??
She doesn?t even look at him, but rushes over to Robert. The two then
walk into the changing rooms, leaving a very crushed Al behind. Lily
runs off the pitch away from the bickering Scamander twins.
/?Slytherin are left with only four players! I think we?ll be looking at
the worst defeat in years here today people!? /
And it looks like McPhilips is right. Scorpius does his best to avoid
the abundance of bludgers, but Montague is knocked out within the first
two minutes. Bates scores three more goals, but when Henrietta Flint is
knocked out by a bludger to the head, Ravenclaw make a serious comeback,
scoring seven goals in under two minutes. Slytherin now have two players
against six. The Ravenclaw beaters, now that they?ve knocked out the
keeper, are set on knocking out Scorpius. Luckily he?s a fast flier, and
a good one too, so he dodges them all.
/?120-60 to Ravenclaw, Bates is doing his best to avoid those bludgers,

but those Ravenclaw chasers are just too much for him! Score for
Ravenclaw! 130-60!?/
?Come on, Scorpius!? Al cries from beside me, nearly tearing his hair out.
/?150-60! Slytherin have been scored on more times than Al Potter?s

sister!?/
?I?m going to kill that little bastard!? Al shouts.
/?Ow! It was just a joke, Merlin! OW!!?/
It looks as if James has jinxed McPhilips from the stands. Sometimes I

really love that boy.
/?Christ, my head! Right, it?s 210 ? 60, Ravenclaw are certain to win
this match hands down! Bates is in possession, he dives to avoid a
bludger and ? oh! Scorpius Malfoy has taken a bludger for his team mate!
Bates scores! 210 ? 70!? /
Scorpius is clinging to his broom, but manages to pull himself on to it
again. He wipes away the blood pouring from his nose and dives towards
the ground ? he?s seen the snitch. He dives down and down and down?
/?Scorpius Malfoy has caught the snitch!? /

He lands on the ground with a thump.
/?Slytherin win 220 ? 210! The second game this season they?ve won by
just ten points! And with just two players! My my, you have to give it
to them, those Slytherins have style!? /
I rush to Scorpius, but everyone else gets there before me because

they?re not almost seven months pregnant with a rather large baby and
they can run. Al pulls Scorpius to his feet and then jumps on him in a
huge hug. The rest of the team run to him and ruffle his hair, and after
Al has finished hugging Scorpius he turns to Jason Bates and hugs him too.
?You were outstanding, mate, /outstanding/!? Al shouts and claps him on

the back, ?Party in the Slytherin common room!?
It?s a pity Robert has gone back to the changing rooms. I can tell Al
really wants to rub this in his face.
*
Before the party can begin in the common room, the entire Slytherin team
must first visit the hospital wing. Henrietta Flint was transported here
straight away when she received a bludger to the head, and she?s
currently unconscious in one of the beds. The Scamander twins both have
head injuries, and Madame Pomfrey gives them a long lecture on how they
shouldn't fight as well as healing potions. Montague has a broken arm,
but is alright apart from that. Al is beaten black and blue, but is
still extremely optimistic. Scorpius has a broken nose and a sprained
arm from his bash from the bludger. Jason Bates is the only one who
doesn?t need medical attention.
?A spectacular win!? Al says for about the fiftieth time, ?Two players
against six! Scorpius, my friend, you?ll go down in history!?
?Let?s not count our dragons before they?ve hatched, little brother.?
James is standing at the door of the hospital wing, grinning at the
scene around him.
?We?ll beat you in the final,? Al says confidently, ?No sweat.?
?Not with our new not-so-secret weapon, Hugo Weasley you won?t!? James
retorts and jumps onto Al?s bed. He flicks Al?s clearly sore eyebrow,
earning him a punch on the arm.
?Are you alright?? I ask Scorpius.
?I?m fine for the billionth time,? he sighs, ?It?s just a sprain.?
?And a broken nose,? I remind him.
?I?m fine,? he smiles and assures me. His smile is much nicer than
Robert?s, I notice. ?I actually have to go to work in ten minutes,
though, so I won?t be able to make the party??
Al?s face falls completely. ?But you?re the star player! Man of the
match! Seeker of the century! You can?t not come!?
?I have to work,? Scorpius shrugs, ?But I?m sure the party will still be
going on by the time I get back.?
?It?ll be going on ?til next year,? I mumble.
I feel bad. The reason Scorpius has to work is because I?m pregnant. He
can?t just go and be a normal teenager with the rest of his friends and
celebrate his victory.
?I?ll be back by half six,? he assures Al, and then gets up to leave.
Madam Pomfrey starts fussing over him, but eventually lets him go.
Al, James and I head back to the Slytherin common room where the party
is already under way. Everybody cheers for Al and he?s dragged away as
soon as we climb in the portrait hole. The awful chanting and shouting
becomes too much to bear after a few minutes, so I tell James that I?m
going back to the Gryffindor tower. There I find Lily curled up in a
ball in the corner, crying.
?Lily?? I say gently, bending down awkwardly. It?s hard to bend with a
bump. She notices this so stands up and sits on the couch with me. ?Are
you alright??
?I messed everything up,? she sobs, ?I didn?t mean to. I didn?t want
them to fight. They?re twin brothers, after all and that bond should be
stronger and closer than anything I?ll ever have with anyone.?
?I know,? I soothe, ?But they?ll get over it. Blood?s thicker than water
and all that.?
?I broke up with Lorcan,? she sniffs, ?I don?t want to come between him
and Lysander anymore. I don?t think they?ll be speaking to me for some
time.?
I hug her and comfort her for a while, not really saying anything. I
mean, what do you say? She?s the one in the wrong here, so anything
honest that I?d say would just hurt her feelings. After a few minutes of
sobbing to me, she goes up to her dormitory. Shortly afterwards, Dom
comes bouncing into the common room.
?What a match!? she exclaims, ?I can?t wait for the final now! Why
aren?t you down in Slytherin? The party just got crazy, Jason Bates is
doing a striptease! I just came up to grab my camera!?
?I?ll head down a little bit later,? I tell her, ?I?m a bit tired.?
She rushes up to the dormitory and rushes back, with the camera and what
looks like a letter in her hand.
?This came for you earlier on,? she hands me the letter. ?I?ll see you
later??
I nod at her. It?s not actually a letter, it?s a postcard from Teddy and
Victoire.
/Rosie,
Greetings from Greece! The weather is amazing here, we?ve spent nearly
every single day on the beach! The hotel is fantastic, the food is
superb and the people are so friendly.
Now to more important things ? I hope you?re looking after yourself. I
heard your Grandad died, I?m so sorry. (Not your average postcard, you
can tell!) I?ll talk to you more when I get back.
Hoping you are well
Love,
Teddy and Victoire (The Lupins!)/
I smile and tuck it into my pocket. It's clear that it's not actually
from Teddy and Vitcoire, but just from Teddy. I almost forgot about
Teddy and Victoire with everything that?s happened in the last few
weeks. I?m looking forward to seeing Ted again, though that probably
won?t be until the summer at this rate.
I head back down to the Slytherin dungeon after a while. This striptease
thing sounds interesting. The common room is even more packed than when
I left, and people are actually burning Ravenclaw flags. Then I notice,
to my surprise, Scorpius sitting on an armchair in the corner.
?I thought you had to work??
He looks up, looking a little surprised to see me here.
?They let me go,? he mumbles.
My heart drops. ?They let you go? Why??
?Said they weren?t getting enough business to keep me on,? he shrugs,

?But it?s okay, Rose.?
?How is it okay?? I cry, ?We have no money!?
?I?ve taken care of it!?
I do not like the sound of that. That?s dodgy loan shark talk right
there. I raise a suspicious eyebrow.
?I?ve asked my dad for the money.?
Those dodgy loan sharks suddenly sound much more appealing.

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*A/N - I know, another quick update! Also, I answered many people's

questions on how far along Rose is - almost 7 months. And I haven't
forgotten about Draco, don't worry! I really enjoyed writing this
chapter, especially the Quidditch match, so please review! And to those
who have been asking about a sequel, I give you one word: perhaps! And I
HAVE decided on the gender of the baby and on the name already. I've had
them planned since the start, really.
Thanks for reading!
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*Chapter 29: Becoming Parents*
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*_Chapter 29 - Becoming Parents_*
Dom looks shocked. Actually, Dom looks frightened and shocked. Actually,
she looks frightened, shocked and confused at the state of the
dormitory, and more importantly, the state of the person sitting in the
middle of it tearing up pictures ? me.
It?s not that I have a very large amount of pictures of him. I have
around ten. Well, I had around ten, but now I?ve torn them all up and
the remains are strewn across the floor. And I?ve poured three bottles
of pumpkin juice over them, just to make sure they?re destroyed.
?Eh?? Dom starts, ?What?why?what??
?My child has no father,? I hiss and tear up the last picture, one that
was just taken yesterday of me and him. It was a stupid picture anyway.
I looked fat in it. I know I /am/ fat, but still, I don?t exactly want
photographic proof of it.
?What?why?what?b-but why??
Dom sits down on the floor beside me and pries the teddy bear Scorpius
got for me out of my hands before there?s a serious massacre.
?Rose, what the hell is going on?? she asks.
?He believed his Dad over me!? I cry, ?He believed his bloody father
over /me/!?
?You?ve lost me,? says Dom blankly.
?Alright?? I fume, ?Okay?so Malfoy lost his job today and so, being the
genius he is, asked his father for money??
/?You asked your father for money?? I spat, ?As in Draco Malfoy??
?How many fathers do I have?? he replied sardonically.

?How could you ask your father for money, Scorpius? I?I could have asked
my parents! You could have gotten another job. I could get a job! James
could become a male prostitute! There are a thousand different things we
could have done to get money! Robbing Gringotts sounds more appealing
than going to your father ??
?Your parents are doing enough,? he cut me off, ?Mr and Mrs Potter have
given you money, the baby is going to be living with your parents ? I
want my family to contribute something too.?
?Your family,? I scoffed, ?I?ve had quite enough of your bloody family!?
He looked at me darkly. I?ve never seen him give a look so dirty to

anyone in my whole life.
?What does that mean?? he asked defensively.
?It means ??
?Why is your family?s money worth more than mine? Why is your family so
much better, eh?? he spat.
?My family weren?t Death Eaters!? I snapped, but instantly regretted it.
I knew I shouldn?t have brought that up. Digging up the past, especially
where our families are concerned, is never a good idea.
?And it all comes out,? he said in a low voice, ?You think you?re better
than me. You think your family?s better than mine.? He looked so
disgusted with me, I started to feel sick.
?Your dear old father tried to bribe me to have an abortion, did you
know that??
He looked at me intensely. No expression appeared across his face as he
contemplated what I?d just told him.
?You?re lying,? he decided after a few minutes.
?What?? I cried, ?You think I?m lying? Why the hell would I lie about
this?!?
?Because you?re determined to hate my family!? he shouted, pacing around

his dormitory. We had retreated to his dormitory to discuss this issue,
but I could still hear the Slytherin victory party going on below us.
?You?ve been raised to think that my family is evil, that my dad is a
wanker ??
?Your dad/ is /a wanker,? I told him, ?It?s a fact.?

?And you?re dad?s a saint is he? Saint Potter?s- Sidekick Ron Weasley??
?My dad may not be perfect but he?s a damn sight more moral than yours!
And I never realised you had such issues with my family!?
?Well I never realised you had issues with mine either,? Scorpius shot
back.
We looked at each other for a moment, neither of us quite knowing what

to say.
?I suppose your wanker father was right about one thing,? I whispered
after a minute, ?Malfoys and Weasleys will never be friends.?
He glared back. ?Too right.?
?You know what,? I pulled myself up off his bed, where I had been
sitting, ?Forget the money. Tell your father to stick it where the sun
doesn?t shine. And you can stick this fatherhood thing too. I can do
this on my own.?
?Don't be stupid,? Scorpius snapped, ?You can?t possibly do this alone.?
?I?d much rather do this alone than raise my child a Malfoy. I?d hate
for her or him to become as ignorant and wicked as the rest of you.?
?As opposed to being poor and thick like a Weasley,? he shot back. I
slapped him. And it hurt my hand.
?You are a clone of your father,? I fought the lump in my throat, ?And I
suppose I was thick to think you were any different.? /It doesn?t look
as if Dom?s mouth is ever going to shut.
?He really said that?? she gasps.
?He?s a wanker,? I pull the teddy bear back off Dom and chop its head
off, ?He?s a bloody wanker, just like every other Malfoy in the history
of time. I hope his balls fall off so he can never impregnate another
poor unfortunate girl.?
?Rose, did Draco Malfoy really try to bribe you to have an abortion??
I explain everything to her. I should have explained it to her when it

happened, but she was still with Scorpius back then and it was harder to
talk to her about it. She listens without interrupting for five minutes
straight, and when I?m finished she agrees with me that all Malfoys are
wankers.
?I just hope this baby is a girl,? I say, ?The asshole gene seems to be
far more prominent in males.?
A knock on the door disrupts me from destroying everything I own that

reminds me of Scorpius Malfoy, and Dom gets up to answer it. It?s a
first year girl looking quite nervous to be knocking on the door of the
sixth year girls? room, as any normal first year would be.
?Professor Flitwick wants to see Rose Weasley,? she says robotically and
then turns and runs down the stairs.
?What does he want?? I moan, ?I hate people.?
?Come on, I?ll walk with you,? says Dom and helps me up off the floor. I
mumble to myself the whole way to the office, silently plotting ways to
leave the country and raise my child as a Weasley. If he or she asks who
his or her father is, I?ll tell them I went to a sperm bank.
When we reach Flitwick?s office, Dom hugs me and tells me she?ll wait
outside. I knock, but don?t bother waiting for a response before going
inside. And there, sitting across from Flitwick, is the man himself. The
antichrist. The father. Draco Malfoy. Excuse me while I throw up.
?Miss Weasley, you have a visitor,? says Flitwick.
?Voldemort?? I ask and Mr Malfoy turns around to face me, ?Oh, excuse me
Mr Malfoy, I thought you were someone else.?
?My son told me you had a sense of humour,? says Mr Malfoy, but he
doesn?t look as if he?s found the slightest bit of humour in what I?ve
said.
?Your son is a wank,? I tell him, ?You should be very proud, he?s taking
after your side of the family.?
?I?ll just give you a moment,? says Flitwick, clearly not wanting to
scold one of his angry pregnant students, and leaves his office. Again.
?I understand you need some money,? Mr Malfoy starts.
?And how many people would you like me to kill for it?? I ask smartly,
?If you want to leave a list with me I can have it done by Monday. We?ll
say a galleon per person? Two for children??
?I?m here to apologise to you,? he says, though not very sincerely.
Still, it?s quite a step. I didn?t know he knew words as big as
?apologise?. ?I panicked when I found out the news, like any normal
parent would.?
?Mr Malfoy, I really think you have some twisted ideas on what
classifies as ?normal parenting?.?
?What I mean to say is,? he continues through gritted teeth, ?I am sorry

for what I said to you. And I would like to offer you some money as
nothing more than a goodwill gesture.?
?I?ll tell you where you can stick your goodwill gesture ??
The door of the office opens and Scorpius walks in, looking especially
moody. It takes all the strength I have in me not to pick up the little
ornament of a pixie that?s on Flitwick?s desk and peg it at his head.
?What?re you doing here?? Scorpius asks his father.
?You said you needed my help,? Mr Malfoy replies, ?And you know I?ll
always be there for you, son, even if I don?t always show it.?
Scorpius nods uncomfortably, and Mr Malfoy looks even more uncomfortable.
?Well, I know this little moment would bring tears to a turnip and
everything,? I say flatly, ?But I really don?t know what this has to do
with me. I don?t want anything more to do with your family.?
?Well I don?t want anything more to do with you either,? says Scorpius,
?But that baby happens to be my family too, so we?re stuck.?
?Stop pretending like you care ??
?It?s my baby, of course I care!?
?You don?t care about anything except your stupid hair!?
?That?s the most ridiculous argument ever!?
?Stop!? Mr Malfoy cries and stands between us.
?I?m so sick of both of you,? I spit, ?Mr Malfoy, tell your son about
your little plan. Go on, tell him. Then I can rub it in his face that
his father actually is pure evil.?
Mr Malfoy bows his head, at least having the decency to look ashamed.
Scorpius stares at him and I wonder if he?s going to punch him again,
because that was fun the last time.
?I?m sorry,? he says, ?I offered to take care of the situation. It was

months ago, I?ve changed my mind ??
?Wait, so you tried to bribe Rose to have an abortion?? Scorpius asks,

?Are you for fucking real??
Before a shouting-slash-boxing match can ensue, I leave the office,

slamming the door behind me. Personally, I hope they kill each other. I
tell Dom everything on the way back to the common room, and she puts a
comforting arm around my shoulder. But I don?t need a hug ? I need to
kill something.
I spend the whole next day doing homework. Although the professors don?t
really expect me to do as much work as everyone else, I try to anyway.
Scorpius doesn?t come looking for me once and when I go down to the
Great Hall for dinner, he doesn?t even look up from his plate. I thought
he might be rushing over to me to apologise, but apparently not. Maybe
too much has been said. Why does happiness have to be so short-lived in
my life? Can?t anything go right for me?
On Monday I drift from class to class, not really paying attention to

anything. Dom is at my side the whole time and doesn?t even acknowledge
Mark whenever he tries to talk to her. She knows I need her, especially
now that Jenny is spending every waking second with Robert.
This confuses Al to no end.
?We won the match! Why would she want to go out with a loser?? he keeps
repeating.
?Because he has a nice arse,? I shoot. A low blow, but I don?t care.
Nobody asks me any questions as to why Scorpius and I aren?t speaking

either. I have a sneaking suspicion that Dom has passed the word around
not to mention the ?S? word to me. I sort of want to know what happened
between him and his father, but I don?t want to speak to him about it.
Or about anything for that matter.
But by Thursday, I can no longer take the silence. I approach him in the
library, though I?m not quite sure if I want a reunion or a shouting
match. I?m probably more likely to get the latter.
He looks up from his Astronomy book and looks surprised to see me. I?m
not exactly one for making the first move after all.
?Why haven?t you apologised yet?? I whisper.
?You said you were sick of me,? he whispers back, ?I thought you might
hit me again if I tried.?
?Did you talk to your dad??
?Yeah. Turns out you were right ? he is a wanker.?
?I think we momentarily fulfilled every child?s worst nightmare and

became our parents,? I say, ?Promise me we?ll never do that again.?
He takes my hand in his. ?I promise.?
"So we can forget everything we said?"
"It's forgotten," he says firmly.
And although we've reunited, I can't help but notice that neither of us
has apologised for what we said. Maybe that's because neither of us are
truly sorry.
I knew the Malfoy-Weasley thing would get in the way. It always does.
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*A/N - I know, not the best chapter and unbelievably short. I'll try to
post the next one soon to make up for it, but I'd still appreciate if
you'd review! And this isn't the last we'll see of Draco, and for all
you Draco-fans, you can see I haven't made him completely evil. For
those who are asking how many chapters the story is going to be, I'd say
between 35 and 38. So there's not too long to go now!
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*Chapter 30: Desperate Times*
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*_Chapter 30 - Desperate Times_*
As the weeks progress, the weather seems to be becoming warmer and
warmer. The Seers are telling us to expect one of the hottest summers in
ten years. It?s so typical that the one year I happen to be pregnant we
get the hottest May ever. I spend most of my time complaining about the
weather, but I think everyone has stopped listening to me and are
enjoying the good weather. Even Jenny has stopped listening, and it
takes quite a bit for her to tune out.
?I?m sweating! Are you sweating? I?m /sweating/,? I moan, while sitting
out on the grass in the Transfiguration courtyard. Jenny sighs and
flicks over a page in her book.
?It?s not /that/ hot,? she replies calmly.
?Are you pregnant?? I snap, ?No, you?re not.?
?You?re right, I?m sorry,? she says caringly. Why won?t she argue with
me? Why won?t anyone argue with me? Even James backs down when I try to
start fights with him these days. It?s so annoying. Maybe I?ll go find
some real friends who /will/ fight back.
Robert arrives and sits down beside Jenny, looking handsome and charming
as always. Nice people are annoying me even more than usual these days,
so this bloke better watch himself.
?Hello Rose, how are you??
What a prick.
?Fine,? I snap shortly.
?Rose is a bit emotional today,? Jenny explains.
?What are you talking about, Winters?? I growl.
?I?m not going to argue with you,? Jenny sighs. I fold my arms and turn
away from her, but I?m positive I just saw her roll her eyes.
I leave after a few minutes of vomit-inducing

Jenny-and-Robert-bonding-time and head off to find the father of my
child. He?s the one person who?s guaranteed to argue with me. He?s even
more easily pissed off than I am. I find him coming out of the library,
walking with Henrietta Flint from the Slytherin Quidditch team. He says
something and she laughs. And even though she looks like she?s been hit
in the face by a broomstick, she?s still skinny and this angers me.
Suddenly I want to cry and skin something alive at the same time. The
sooner I have this baby, the safer the wizarding world will be.
Voldemort doesn?t hold a candle to me.
?Talking to Henrietta Flint, I see?? I hiss and grab Scorpius by the

arm. I drag him into a corner.
?Yes?? he says, ?What?s your point??
?So do you love her then? Are you going to get her pregnant too? Maybe
marry her and live in a disgusting little cottage in some stupid Muggle
village? Do you think you?ll get a dog? It?s not like I care. Our kid
will be much better looking than the thing you?d have with her! It might
be skinnier, but at least ours will have a personality!?
I think he?s too shocked to fight back. His mouth has literally dropped
open. Then he bursts out laughing.
?Don't you laugh at me, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy! I will eat your
eyeballs! I will eat them raw!? I?m not sounding as threatening as I
hoped I would, because he?s still laughing. ?ARGUE BACK!?
?I?m not allowed to argue with you anymore, Rosie,? he laughs, ?Lily?s
warned us all about pissing you off.?
I?m going to kill that Lily one.
?Well you?re not doing a very good job! Why didn?t you just have sex
with Flint right in front of me??
I may be overreacting here.
?I?m not going to argue with you,? says Scorpius firmly, ?Come on, let?s
go to dinner so I can eye up Henrietta again.? I elbow him in the side,
but agree to dinner. I?m so hungry I could eat a small hippogriff.
?So what happened with you and your dad then??
?I?m not going to argue with you,? he repeats.
I?ve been shooting this question at him for the last few weeks, but he?s
never given me an answer and the asking of this question always results
in an argument. He usually just answers ?nothing for you to worry
about?, which leads me to believe that there /is/ something for me to
worry about. But today it?s burgers for dinner, so I sort of forget
about Draco Malfoy. That man makes me lose my appetite.
We sit down beside Al, who pretends he hasn?t been pining over Jenny and
Robert who are cuddling at the Ravenclaw table. He turns to Scorpius.
?Training starts tomorrow,? he says, ?Nine o?clock.?
?Sounds like a great way to spend my Saturday,? Scorpius mumbles.
?We have to train if we want to beat Gryffindor,? says Al simply. I

can?t help but notice he doesn?t seem half as determined to win the
final as he was to beat Ravenclaw. However, the final is two weeks from
now and Gryffindor have already started training. I know James had Hugo
out training before class this morning.
?Slytherin are rubbish anyway,? I provoke.
?We?re not going to argue with you,? says Al.
?I have the worst family ever,? I mumble.
After dinner, Al, Scorpius and I decide to head back to the Gryffindor
common room. We end up taking a different route than usual because the
staircase changes on the way, and the corridor we walk down is
completely deserted. Well, that is except for one person. It so happens
that Robert Hitch is taking the exact same corridor to the Ravenclaw tower.
?Oh look, it?s the loser,? Al sniggers. You?d think he?d take the high
road, but no.
?I?m not the loser, mate,? Robert retaliates. And he says it in a really
bitchy way. Why can?t people start on me?
?Say that again, Hitch,? Al snarls and walks right up to Robert. There?s
about an inch in difference in their height. Robert shoves Al.
?Back off, Potter,? he snaps, ?Don't make me kick your arse again.?
?Don't shove me, loser!? Al shoves him back, ?And I believe it was me
kicking /your/ arse!?
?Better comebacks, mate,? Scorpius whispers to him.
?Stay away from my girlfriend,? Robert frowns and shoves Al again, ?She
doesn?t want you.?
?She?s only with you to get back at me,? Al shoves him harder.
?Keep telling yourself that,? Robert scoffs.
?You?re not good enough for her,? Al practically shouts, ?You act all
nice and noble, but you?re just as big a bollocks as the rest of us! At
least I?m honest about it!?
?Just give it up, Potter! She is never going to want you! You?re a
pathetic little scrounger! The only reason she went out with you in the
first place is because of who your father is. Although I have to say her
taste has greatly improved since then ? I can?t imagine why anyone would
want to associate with Harry Potter. Everyone knows he?s just a big ??
We never get to find out just exactly what Uncle Harry is, because Al
punches Robert in the nose and knocks him to the ground. It?s a good
thing Al did it ? I was just about to do the same thing.
?At least my dad?s worked an honest day?s work in his life! What does
your dad do again? Oh yeah, that?s it, he lives off the Ministry??
Robert jumps to his feet and runs at Al, knocks him to the ground and
punches him repeatedly.
?Stop!? I scream.
Scorpius tries to pull Robert off Al, but he shoves him back and hits
him in the face. He continues to punch Al, who has stopped fighting
back, leading me to believe that he?s unconscious.
?Robert, STOP IT!? I shout, ?You?ll kill him!?
Robert comes to his senses and stops hitting Al?s bloody face. He stares
down at him in shock at what he?s done. Al is lying completely still
with blood pouring from his nose and mouth.
?Oh my god, I?m so sorry,? he gasps, ?A-Albus? Are you ??
?Get away from him!? Scorpius roars, ?Fuck off back to your dormitory!?
I?ve never seen him shout like that. It?s kind of sexy. Okay, snap back
to the issue at hand ? your cousin is practically dying.
Robert runs down the corridor as instructed, Al?s blood still on his
hands. Scorpius throws one of Al?s arms over his shoulder.
?Come on, hospital wing,? he orders and I follow him.
Luckily Al has come around by the time we reach the door of the hospital
wing and stops us from bringing him inside.
?Where is he?? Al asks weakly, ?I?ll kill the little bastard.?
?You won?t go killing anyone!? I cry, now realising that I?m actually
crying, ?We have to get you to the hospital!?
?I?m alright,? he says gruffly, even though he?s anything but alright.
He shrugs us away and starts walking on his own. His face is completely
covered with blood, but he insists that he doesn?t want to go to the
hospital wing and have Madame Pomfrey ask questions. So we have no
choice but to bring him to the Gryffindor tower as originally planned.
There, I clean the blood from his face. His eyebrow is cut, his eye is
puffed, his got several bruises forming and his lip is swollen. I?ve
definitely changed my mind about Robert Hitch ? he?s a psycho.
Lily gasps in shock when she comes into the common room and sees the
state of her older brother.
?Al! I told you not to piss Rose off!? she yells.
?I didn?t do this!? I protest.
?It was ??
?No one,? Al interrupts Scorpius, ?It doesn?t matter.?
?What the /hell/ happened to your cousin?? Jenny asks me the very next
day. Apparently Al?s plan of not making a big deal of his injuries has
gone awry. Everyone in the school has noticed. How could they not? His
bruises have gotten even worse since yesterday.
I?ve also noticed how Jenny won?t even say Al?s name anymore, but refers
to him as ?your cousin?.
?Are you talking about Molly? We all think she was dropped on her head
as a baby, but Auntie Audrey denies it,? I say.
?You know who I?m talking about,? Jenny frowns, ?I?m not stupid. Robert
came back to the common room covered in blood last night.?
?Maybe he walked into the same door Al did?? I suggest.
?They were fighting again?? she sighs angrily, ?Why can?t Al just let it
go!?
?He has let it go!? I tell her, ?In case you haven?t noticed, it?s him
who?s ended up with a swollen face, not Robert. And it?s Robert who has
you. So maybe you should just give Al a break.?
?I can?t forget what he did,? she starts, but trails off when Al wanders
into the Great Hall looking extremely pathetic and depressed.
?Don't you think he?s paid for what he did?? I ask.
Jenny says nothing, but looks at Al with sympathy. She hasn?t really
looked at him since they broke up almost two months ago. I beckon him
over to sit with us, and because Jenny actually feels sorry for him, she
doesn?t protest.
?Afternoon,? he mumbles glumly and sits down beside me, ?Why do people
keep staring??
?Have you looked in a mirror today?? I ask him. He sighs and begins
eating his soup quietly. Then Jenny snaps.
?Why do you get yourself into these things, Al?? she starts, ?You always
end up doing something stupid, don?t you? Those bruises won?t go down
for weeks, you know! Why can?t you just let things go? You?ve always
been so stubborn, that?s your problem ??
?Miss Winters, I believe you?re taking the words out of my mouth,?

Professor Chang appears behind Jenny, who goes red with embarrassment.
Al, on the other hand, looks delighted. Because even though Jenny has
been giving out to him, she?s acknowledged his existence for the first
time in weeks.
?Potter, who did this to you?? Chang asks firmly.
Al looks from Jenny to Professor Chang. ?Nobody,? he says. Chang raises

an eyebrow.
?So you did this to yourself?? she asks sarcastically.
?Eh?yeah. I?m a very violent sleeper,? he says stupidly.

Although Professor Chang doesn?t believe a word Al is saying, there?s
nothing she can do to prove that he didn?t do it to himself, so she
walks back to the teacher?s table.
?Why didn?t you say it was Robert?? Jenny asks in awe.
?Wouldn?t want him to lose his Head Boy position this close to
graduating, would I?? he shrugs indifferently and then leaves the table.
I have to admire him at times like these. And I can?t help but notice
that Jenny?s admiring him to.
?I have to go,? I tell her, ?I?ll talk to you later!?
I rush to the Slytherin common room, where I find Scorpius playing

Wizard?s Chess with a seventh year boy, whose name I?m not quite sure
of. I shoo the boy away and turn to Scorpius excitedly.
?Our plan?s working!? I cry.
?What plan?? he asks.
?The plan to get Al and Jenny back together!?
?But?? he looks confused, ?We don?t /have/ a plan to get them back
together.?
?Well our lack of plan is working then! Jenny is talking to him!?
?Has she dumped the dickhead??
?Well?no, not yet,? I say, ?But it?s only a matter of time! She seemed
really angry when she found out he beat up Al ??
?Well she should be, the bloke?s a psychopath.?
?I?m telling you, give it five years or so, they?ll be getting married!?
I cry happily.
?I think you might be getting a bit ahead of yourself??
?Red!?
James runs towards me and bounces onto the sofa, looking as if all his
Christmases have come at once.
?I am so glad your parents had sex all those years ago!? he cries and
everybody in the Gryffindor common room stare at him.
Of all the stupid things James has ever said in his life, that is
definitely the most disturbing. Why can?t he just say something like
?I?m so glad you were born?? See, this is the kind of thing that makes
me think James might be mentally unstable. Why won?t Harry and Ginny
just listen to me? Their son needs help.
?That came out wrong,? he admits, ?But what I mean to say is ? your
brother is the greatest keeper ever!?
Okay, here is the argument I?ve been looking for.
?My brother? My /brother/? What about /me/, eh? Wasn?t I a good keeper?
Or is it just a male thing ? only boys can be really good keepers!? I snap.
?R-Red, you know I think you were an amazing keeper,? he says nervously
and backs away from me rapidly, ?I just mean he?s the greatest one since
you ??
?That?s not what you meant, James!?
?Lily says I?m not allowed argue with you!? he cries and runs up the
stairs to his dormitory before he can get himself into trouble.
/Kick/.
This baby really picks her or his moments to start kicking the hell out
of me. It?s usually when I?m down. I know it?s a good thing that the
baby kicks, but really, you?d think it would get sick of it after a
while. Then again, there can?t really be that much to do in a womb other
than kick up your heels every now and again.
Suddenly, I?m completely overcome with the urge to cry, so instead of

suppressing my feelings, I burst into tears. There?s a first year over
in the corner doing her homework who is looking at me as if I?m
completely insane. She picks up her books and moves into the corner
furthest away from me to continue working without my uncontrollable
sobbing interrupting her. A fifth year boy is pretending like he?s not
staring by holding up the newspaper over his face, but I can see his
eyes peering out over the top. Even though it?s been five months since
everyone has found out, they still can?t help but stare at the pregnant
girl. I suppose it?s only natural. But it?s also humiliating. Deciding I
can?t take their glares anymore, I go upstairs to the dormitory with
every intention of sleeping.
Laura is sitting on her bed painting her nails, and nods a greeting to me.
?What?s wrong?? she asks, not looking up from her nails.
?Why do people keep staring at me?? I whine, ?Well, I know why they keep
staring at me, but you?d think they?d just get over it! I?m not the
first person to get pregnant at Hogwarts.?
?Yeah, but you?re the first with famous parents to do it,? she shrugs,
and begins painting her toenails now that her fingers are done, ?People
love gossip. And like it or not, you?re still the best source of gossip
in the school. Even better than the Albus Potter-Jenny Winters-Robert
Hitch love triangle.?
Is my pregnancy scandal really better than The Triangle?
?It?s always the quiet ones, eh? That Jenny Winters, you?d swear butter
wouldn?t melt in her mouth. Who would?ve thought she?d turn out to be
just as big a slut as the rest of the Ravenclaws??
Laura may not be as big of an asshole as I first perceived her to be,

but I have to admit, the girl?s a bitch.
?Jenny?s not a slut,? I tell her, ?You should get to know her, I think
you?d like her.?
That?s a lie. Jenny is the complete opposite to Laura. I think if Laura

spent more than ten minutes in her presence she?d probably kill her. I
love Jenny to bits, but she?s a nice girl and Laura is /not/ a nice
girl. Laura prides herself on the fact that she?s not a nice girl. Laura
looks at me and raises her eyebrows as if to stress this point.
?Okay, you?d hate her,? I admit, ?But she?s not a slut.?
?Right,? says Laura, ?Me neither.?
She smiles mischievously at me and then heads into the bathroom to wipe
the excess nail varnish off her skin. I then realise that I?ve stopped
crying, and I can?t even remember why I started in the first place.
*
Friday morning, during double potions, a third year Hufflepuff comes
into the classroom and tells the teacher that Professor Flitwick is
looking for me. Wondering what the hell I could have possibly done this
time to get into trouble, I head off for the Headmaster?s office.
Sometimes I think I should just set up shop there considering the amount
of time I spend in the blasted place. The Hufflepuff tells me that the
password is ?House Elf? and then leaves me to face the music alone.
I knock on the door of the office. Maybe my favourite

sort-of-but-not-really-Father-in-Law will be standing in there with more
propositions to screw up my relationship with Scorpius, but he?s not ?
instead there?s a tall woman with dark hair and dark eyes, who I?m sure
I?ve seen before, I just can?t remember where. She looks sort of severe,
but when she smiles at me, the smile definitely holds a certain amount
of warmth.
?Rose,? the lady smiles, ?Lovely to see you again. You?re looking well.?
I hate when people tell me I?m looking well, because they always leave
out the one word I know for a fact they?re thinking ? ?you?re looking
well?/considering/.?
?I?m Astoria Malfoy.?
Of course she is. I?m just that unfortunate. Why didn?t she just bring
Lucius and Narcissa, and maybe Great-Granny and second cousin Malfoy?
?We didn?t really get to speak the last time we met,? she goes on. Yes,
that?s because your son laid your husband out on the floor of Flitwick?s
office. ?I was just wondering how you were doing??
?I?m doing okay,? I shrug. I don?t really know what else to say. She
seems like a nice lady, but I?m not exactly the best judge of character.
I thought Robert Hitch was a nice bloke before he nearly killed my cousin.
?Please, sit down,? Astoria gestures to a chair and I gladly take it.
She sits across from me and smiles again. ?I know my husband came to see
you a few weeks ago. I?m not quite sure what went on, but all I know is
that Scorpius hasn?t been speaking to him since then.?
I say nothing. I don?t want to rat Draco out to his wife, especially if
he really is sorry, but nor do I want to defend him in any way. To be
honest, I just want to keep out of it.
?And also,? Astoria continues, ?I know that Scorpius took the money we
offered him.?
?He /what/?!? I can?t stop myself from shouting.
?D-didn?t he tell you?? she asks nervously.

?No, he didn?t tell me,? I mutter angrily.
?Please don?t get worked up about it,? says Astoria, ?We were only
trying to help you, to take responsibility. We haven?t exactly been very
involved in the pregnancy and?well, I?d like to contribute. We all make
mistakes, Rose.?
I?m barely listening to her, but imagining Scorpius?s head on a plate.

How could he do this? He knows what his father did! If I wasn?t
pregnant, I?d march right out of this office and kick him so hard up the
arse that his testicles would be coming out his ears!
Then again, if I wasn?t pregnant, none of this would be happening.
?Draco?s not perfect and neither is Scorpius,? Astoria sighs, ?And they
tend to act before they think about the consequences.?
?Clearly,? I say, pointing to my bump.
?Here.? She reaches into her handbag and pulls out a small red and green
knitted hat, ?I made this for the baby. Call it a peace offering??
I take the small hat and feel those dreaded tears welling up in my eyes
again. Why do about fifty new emotions suddenly arrive when you get
pregnant? As if the uncontrollable bladder isn?t bad enough.
?Thank you, Mrs Malfoy.?
?Call me Astoria. And Rose, if you need anything at all, please don?t
hesitate to contact me. I know you have your own family,? she adds
quickly, ?But I want you to know I?m here. Not all Malfoys are idiots ?
just the general majority.?
She smiles at me again and I return it for the first time. She leaves
the office through the fireplace, and I decide that maybe just this
once, I?m not going to argue with Scorpius over this. Because everyone
knows that desperate times call for desperate measures.
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*A/N - Happy Halloween everybody! Not a particularly scary

chapter...unless you count a teenage pregnancy as scary. Hope you liked
it, I know it was sort of a filler but there was some good stuff in
there too (I hope...). I can't believe I have 30 chapters posted! How
crazy is that?! Please review, thank you all so much! (",)*
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*Chapter 31: Victory and Defeat*
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*_Chapter 31 - Victory and Defeat_*
Tension. Fear. Hunger. Dread. Anxiety.
These are all the emotions I can see on my little brother?s face, and
I?m sure he?s feeling a lot more on the inside. I have never seen him
look more nervous in my whole life. He looks smaller than usual in his
oversized Quidditch gear and I don?t think James is helping to calm
Hugo?s nerves one little bit.
?We have to win this one,? he keeps repeating as he scoffs down his
breakfast, ?This is my last chance to take home the cup. We /have/ to
win this one!?
Hugo goes very white at James?s words and I doubt he even knows that
there is food on the plate in front of him. He?s staring into the
distance and his mind is about a million miles away from the Great Hall.
Luckily he hasn?t put on any eyeliner today, nor has he gelled his hair
down onto his face so it covers his eyes. It?s in its normal wild state
today and he looks like his old self, save for the fact that his hair is
still black and not its natural brown.
When James has eaten six sausages and three eggs, and Merlin knows what
else, he gets up from the table and visits each team member individually
to go over the plan once more. He starts with Fiona Jordan, a fifth year
chaser who is sitting at the far end of the Gryffindor table and I see
her roll her eyes as she spots him coming towards her.
?Lads, let?s get out of here,? Seán Finnegan whispers to Fred, Dom, Hugo
and Simon Longbottom, ?He?s going to start on us next.?
Dom, Fred and Simon jump up and rush out of the hall after Seán, but
Hugo stays put. I don?t think he?s heard a word Seán said.
?Hugh, you?ll be fine,? I try to reassure him, ?It?s really not that
scary once you?re out there.?
?I?m going to drop the Quaffle,? Hugo whispers so that only I can hear
him, ?I?m not going to save anything. I?m going to make the team lose
and James?ll kill me.?
?He won?t kill you,? I lie, ?Hugo, you?re a great keeper.?
?No I?m not,? he says, ?I inherited Mum?s Quidditch skill, you got
Dad?s. It?s not fair, you got all the good genes ? the Weasley Quidditch
skill, the Granger brains ??
?The Malfoy child?? I add, ?The red bushy hair? The innate disability to
keep my thoughts to myself? Hugo Harry Weasley, stop putting yourself
down. It?s not a Quidditch problem you have, it?s a confidence one.? I?m
starting to sound just like my mother. Kill me now. ?And it?ll be Al?s
goals you?ll be trying to block. You?ve played him hundreds of times at
The Burrow. Just imagine you?re at Nana and Grandad?s, with just the
family watching.?
?Except it won?t be the family,? says Hugo miserably, ?It?ll be the

entire school.?
?Well?half this school /is/ our bloody family anyway.?
?Good luck today, Hugo!? Professor Longbottom grins at him on the way
past the table, ?You?ll make us all proud!?
And thanks to dear old Neville, all of my hard work has gone down the
toilet ? Hugo is back to being as pale as Nearly Headless Nick and
staring into the distance.
James drags Hugo down to the stadium at a quarter to eleven, and the
atmosphere is building already all around the school. It seems everybody
has divided between red and green. It?s difficult to tell who is a
Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff because they?ve changed into the colours of
the house they?ll be supporting. I spot Jenny and Robert in the crowd,
Jenny wearing a green scarf and looking very sour beside Robert, who
appears to be supporting Gryffindor. They aren?t holding hands ? they?re
not even acknowledging each other.
?You?re supporting Slytherin?? I gasp with mock disgust when I reach

her, ?I thought you had better taste, Miss Winters!?
?So did I,? I hear Robert mumble and he walks on ahead of us. Jenny
glares after him angrily.
?Have I missed something here?? I ask. Jenny shakes her head.
?You?re in a better mood today,? she observes. There?s nothing like

Quidditch to put an almost eight month pregnant girl in a good mood. But
Merlin help those Slytherins should they beat Gryffindor.
?I can?t say the same for you,? I frown, ?Did you and Robert have an
argument??
?You could say that,? she shrugs.

Jenny sits with Roxanne, Lily and I in the Gryffindor stand during the
match ? and she?s just about the only person wearing green ? and doesn?t
even look for Robert. I can?t help but be happy that they?ve had a
falling-out. Jenny deserves so much better than him, even though he does
seem sorry for what he did to Al. He keeps coming up to me and Scorpius
and apologising, but he has yet to say sorry to Al.
The cheers are deafening as the two teams fly out from the changing
rooms, and I see James get Al in a headlock instead of shaking his hand
like the two captains usually do. Al shoves him away, ruffles James?s
hair and mounts his broom. I don?t know if the baby can sense the
excitement, but she or he is kicking like crazy.
Ouch. That kick hurt. This baby is definitely grounded when it?s born.
/?And so here we are again at the most exciting Quidditch game of the
year ? the final!?/ Gregory McPhilips starts his usual commentary,/ ?Two
teams, two Potters, two Scamanders ? let?s just hope they won?t start
beating the crap out of each other too early into the game??/
Lorcan and Lysander look awkward at this and look away from each other.
Lily looks mortified. As far as I know, the Scamanders have decided to
forget that anything happened ? though neither of them have spoken to
Lily since the last match ? but it?s sort of hard to do that when
someone brings it up in front of the whole school.
/?It?s Hugo Weasley?s debut as Gryffindor Keeper ? a nice match he chose

to start!? /
Even from here I can see how nervous Hugo looks. I?m not surprised ? I
feel just as nervous. After a few minutes, the baby kicks again.
/??Albus Potter makes the shot and ? it?s saved! Saved by Hugo Weasley!? /
James flies over to Hugo and hugs him in mid-air. He then proceeds to
take off his t-shirt ? he?s playing in a red Gryffindor t-shirt as it?s
too warm to wear the full uniform ? and swing it around over his head.
And then he throws it into a crowd of boo-ing Slytherins. Like I?ve said
before, James is a strange individual.
After fifteen minutes the score is 20-10 to Gryffindor. Hugo has saved
six goals and only let in one. I?m getting stomach cramps every five
minutes or so, but am trying to act casual. But then one extra-painful
cramp causes me to yelp in pain and I can take it no more.
?Rose, what?s wrong?? Lily asks in alarm, and Jenny looks very panicked.
Roxanne tears her eyes away from the match (just at the point when her
brother, Fred, aims a bludger right at Henrietta Flint) and looks at me
too.
?I think I?m in labour,? I gasp, angry that I?m only just realising it.
I start to breathe heavily like they taught me to do in those
waste-of-time-or-so-I-thought antenatal classes Mum made me go to a few
weeks ago. I sort of wish I?d listened to them now.
?Y-you can?t be in labour!? Lily gasps, ?It?s only the 7th of June!
You?re not due until mid-July!?
?Shall I open my legs so you can tell the baby that?? I snap, ?It?s
coming, I can feel it!?
Jenny, Roxanne and Lily jump to their feet immediately. Lily and Roxanne
hold my arms while Roxie goes ahead, shouting ?pregnant woman, coming
through!? Jenny keeps telling me to breathe, as if I won?t unless she
tells me to. Lily?s still adamant that it?s too soon for the baby to
come, and there is just no way that this can be possible.
?Well unless the baby has a little penknife in there and is ripping
apart my insides, it?s happening!? I cry at her.
When we reach the hospital wing, Madame Pomfrey remains calm as we

explain the situation to her. She sits me down on one of the beds and
tells me to relax.
?When was your last contraction?? she asks.
?Four and a half minutes ago,? Lily answers for me, looking at her
watch, ?And it lasted one minute and twelve seconds.?
Madame Pomfrey runs her wand over my stomach and mutters incantations
I?ve never heard of before.
?Alright, what you?ve been experiencing are Braxton Hicks contractions ?

?false labour? in other words,? she tells me after a few moments, ?It?s
nothing to worry about, plenty of women get them. The baby is not coming
? not today anyway.?
?Nothing to worry about?? Jenny gasps, ?How can you say that it?s
nothing to worry about? I thought...I thought??
?I thought she was going to pop right there in the Quidditch stadium!?
Roxie cries.
?You did the right thing by bringing her here,? Madame Pomfrey assures
them, ?Rose, if you ever experience any serious pain, do not hesitate to
come to me.?
I calm down when her words sink in. I?m not in labour. My baby is not
coming today. I?m not about to become a mother. I can?t help but feel
intensely relieved. I mean, how could I become a mother today? I?ve just
been dealing with the pregnancy ? I haven?t even thought of how I?m
going to feel when this child actually comes into the world. I?ve not
mentally prepared myself just yet, considering I have at least another
month to do it.
Madame Pomfrey lets us go back to the Quidditch match after a few

minutes (though I?m really not in the mood for it anymore), but when we
draw near to the entrance hall, everybody else is coming back in.
Apparently the match is over.
?Who won?? Roxie squeals, ?I can?t believe we missed it!?
It?s hard to tell who won because everyone is chatting excitedly to each
other. I?m guessing they?re all either Ravenclaws or Hufflepuffs,
because nobody seems too happy or too depressed. Jenny grabs the first
person who passes us, a rather short, fat boy, and demands to know who
won the match.
?Weren?t you there?? the boy asked, his voice clearly breaking.
?Would she be asking if she was there, Henry?? Roxie snaps, ?Who won the
bloody match?!?
?G-Gryffindor!?
I?d join Roxie and Lily in cheering, only I?m afraid I?ll go into false
labour again. Who knows what could set it off? Instead I just grin
widely and feel so overwhelmingly relieved that James will not be
murdering my little brother today. Jenny looks a bit disappointed.
?A- I mean, the Slytherins will be so upset,? she says sadly. Lily looks
at her incredulously. ?W-what?? Jenny stumbles, ?I?m just saying?nobody
likes to lose?Rose, aren?t you sorry that Scorpius lost??
?No,? I scoff, ?Where is he so I can rub it in his face??
As hundreds of students swarm back into the school, we take refuge in

the Gryffindor Tower, which is completely empty except for Laura, who is
playing a game of Wizard?s Chess with a House Elf. The House Elf panics
when he sees us come in, so he disappears straight away, as if we?re
about to take off our clothes and throw them at him. They?re such
strange little creatures. I?m not quite sure why Mum loves them so much.
?I was winning,? Laura frowns at us, ?That House Elf was going to pay me
six galleons if I won.?
?You were going to take gold from a House Elf?? Jenny asks her, ?That?s
awful! That?s a whole week?s wages for those poor elves!? Laura looks at
Jenny and raises one eyebrow at her. I try to raise one eyebrow too, but
I can?t. It?s not that I want to raise my eyebrow at Jenny, I?d just
like to be able to do it. I probably look weird now, because Roxie is
looking at me very strangely.
?Look Julie, fair?s fair. If he?d won, I?d have given him the six
galleons.?
?It?s Jenny, actually,? she frowns at Laura, ?And why weren?t you at the
Quidditch match??
Oh why, Jenny? Why must you ask these questions? Why must we dig up the
past?
?I?ve been banned from all Quidditch matches, remember?? Laura says,
with half a bitter smile.
?Oh I remember now,? says Jenny, ?Well it?s not like you didn?t deserve
it.?
Just keep digging, Jen. This hole isn?t quite deep enough yet. Luckily
Laura just shoots her a very bitchy look, but doesn?t retaliate because
James has just run into the common room, waving a red and gold flag
around and shouting. Laura rolls her eyes and heads up to the dormitory,
not wanting to remain in the presence of the boy who broke her heart in
front of the entire world.
?WE WON!? James screams, as if we couldn?t have guessed, ?You should?ve

seen Al, he looks like he?s going to cry! WE WON! WE WON!?
I wish I could have seen it. I always enjoy a good Quidditch match and
I?ve never missed a final before. I suppose this is just another big
change in my life ? I have no more time for Quidditch.
?Caught the snitch before Scorp even had time to chase it! Red, I hope
your kid inherits its uncle?s seeking abilities!? James grins, pointing
to himself.
?Eh, James? You do realise you?re not going to be the baby?s uncle,
don?t you?? Lily says.
James stares at her blankly. ?Yes?I?m not stupid, Lily.? Lily raises her
eyebrows at me. ?Anyway, the party starts at eight tonight ? be there or
be circles!?
As if we don?t have enough parties in this common room, James always
organises a massive get-together every year Gryffindor win the Quidditch
Cup. It?s going to be even bigger than his birthday party, though I do
hope the outcome is much less severe for me. At least I won?t be
drinking at this one.
I decide to spend the day catching up on homework, but I find it very

hard to concentrate because every time the baby kicks, I?m afraid I?m
going into labour. On top of that, I hardly even have a minute to myself
because Lily, Roxie and Jenny keep popping in to see if I?m alright. I
appreciate their support and everything, but really, a girl needs a
minute to herself if she wants to write two ft of parchment on
Amortentia. When I?m about half way through the essay, Lily dashes into
the dormitory (where I?m doing my homework, thinking I won?t be
disturbed here) breathless.
?Scorpius is looking for you!? she gasps, ?He?s really worried.?
?Why is he really worried?? I frown at her.
?Well?? she begins and looks down at the floor, ?I may have let it slip
that?you had contractions during the match??
?Lily!?
I could strangle her right now. For a girl who was telling everybody not
to piss me off, she?s being quite the hypocrite. I go down to the common
room, which has already been decorated with red and gold banners, and
find Scorpius waiting anxiously at the bottom of the stairs.
?What happened? Are you alright? Lily said you went into labour ??
?False labour,? I frown, ?I?m fine, it was just Braxton Hicks

contractions. They?re very common, apparently.?
?Are you sure?? he presses, ?Why didn?t you call me??
I glare at him, wondering how someone so book-smart could be so stupid.

?You were playing a Quidditch match, what was I supposed to do? Hold up
a sign saying ?Scorpius, I?m having your baby!???
?No?but you had all day to tell me,? he argues, ?You never want to
involve me in anything!?
?Don't start now,? I sigh tiredly, ?I didn?t see the point in telling
you, it was a false alarm.?
?You didn?t see the point?? he scoffs, ?Christ, Rose I do my best to
look out for you but you?re just so??
?So what?? I ask angrily.
?So bloody /delicate/ all the time!? he shouts, ?Everything I do you

take it up the wrong way! I just can?t win with you!?
?Stop being so dramatic,? I hiss, because people are now starting to

look at us, ?I can?t believe you?re being so childish about this.?
?I?m not the one being childish. I can?t believe you didn?t think to
tell me ??
?Don't start on me, Scorpius!? I warn him, ?I?m not the only one keeping
secrets here!? He looks at me, as if he doesn?t know what I?m talking
about. ?I know you took the money from your dad.?
?And why the hell do you think I did that??
?I know, to help! You?re like a broken record these days! I?ve told you,
I can do this myself!?
?Fine,? he says in a low voice, ?Do it yourself.? And with one last
pitiful look, he turns around and leaves the common room.
What the hell just happened? Did Scorpius just dump me? Me, his eight
month pregnant girlfriend? I stand, rooted to the floor for about five
minutes, staring at the spot he was just standing in. I feel Lily?s hand
on my arm, but I barely even notice her there. I feel like someone?s
cast Petrificus Totalus on me, because I can?t move.
?Rose?? Lily says my name softly, ?Come on, let?s go back upstairs.?
I can feel everybody looking at me, but I don?t care. Lily tugs my arm a
little bit harder and I let her lead me upstairs to my dormitory. She
sits me down on my bed and waits for me to say something. I?m not quite
sure what to say.
?Are you alright?? Lily asks after a few minutes, ?I?m sure he didn?t
mean it. He was just angry and frightened because of what happened??
?Lily, could I be alone for a while please?? I ask her. She nods, rubs
my arm and leaves. I tell myself I?m not going to get upset about this.
I know I?m not going to cry, because I don?t feel sad ? I feel angry. I
want to throw something at someone. I want to scream at the top of my
lungs. I want to grab Professor Flitwick and drop-kick him through the
Quidditch posts. But instead I breathe. I breathe in and out for a few
minutes. I count to ten about a billion times. Because I can?t get angry
anymore, not if I don?t want to stress out the baby.
I stay in the dormitory all through dinner. Nobody comes to see me ? I

presume Lily has told them I want my space. I mull it all over in my
brain and come to the conclusion I?d hoped I?d never come to, but always
suspected I would.
At around half seven, I hear the victory party get underway in the
common room below me, but I?m really not in the mood for celebrating.
Another person not really in the mood for celebrating is Jenny, so she
comes up to the dormitory to be my misery?s company.
?I heard what happened,? is the first thing she says to me, ?Why are men
such pigs??
I shrug. I don?t really want to get into a ?women?s lib, burn our bras?
kind of situation here, but I completely agree with her. The baby kicks
at this too ? there, I?m convinced it?s a man-hating girl, or else a boy
protesting.
?I want to dump Robert,? she announces.
I momentarily forget all about my men troubles and go back to

concentrating on hers. This is just about the only thing in the world
that can cheer me up. I?m so happy to hear this I could do the
Hippogriff step. The Hippogriff-step is quite a complex dance move that
should only be attempted by very drunk grandmothers on a Friday night ?
it involves a lot of flapping your arms and bobbing your head, while
running around in a circle. It?s definitely not a safe dance for
pregnant women to do.
?Well then do it!? I cry, ?He?s an arse!?
?He?s not that bad,? she tries to defend, ??okay, he?s a complete arse.
But I can?t dump him.?
?Why not??
?Well?I?ve never dumped anyone before,? she shrugs, ?I don?t know how to
do it.?
?May I remind you of Albus Potter? You dumped him fairly quickly,? I
point out, ?Why don?t you get him pregnant and then tell him to raise
the child himself? That?s always a great way to dump someone.? So maybe
I haven?t completely forgotten about my boy troubles.
?I?m sure Scorpius didn?t mean it,? says Jenny softly, ?I saw him in the
common room, he looks terrible.?
?Well he?s a Slytherin at a Gryffindor victory party, he should look

terrible,? I say, ?And we?re not talking about Scorpius, we?re talking
about Robert. Just tell him you don?t want to be with him anymore. It?s
simple.?
She sighs heavily and shakes her head in despair. ?You know what this
calls for?? she asks and I shrug, ?It calls for a sleepover.?
?I haven?t had a sleepover since third year,? I tell her, ?And I?m
really not in the mood??
?It?s perfect! You?ve been through so much today. Dom will be here, and
I can ask Lily to come too! Do you want Molly there??
?Okay first of all, we?re not having a sleepover,? I say firmly, ?And
secondly, if we were having a sleepover, why on earth would you invite
Monster Molly??
?Okay, no Molly,? says Jenny excitedly, ?We?ll steal some food from the
party and bitch about boys!?
?You?re forgetting Chas and Laura sleep here too,? I point out.
?I like Chas,? Jenny shrugs, ?And Laura?well, she?ll be outnumbered,

won?t she? This is just what you need, Rose! Please, say yes!?
?Fine?? I start, ?Fine. We?ll have a sleepover ??
?Yes!?
?If you dump Robert tonight.?
Her face falls. ?/Tonight/??
?Tonight.?
?Fine,? she sighs, ?Then I?m inviting Molly!?
She leaves the dormitory and I decide to follow her down. I?m going to
have to face him sometime, and if Jenny can face Robert, I can face
Scorpius. The common room is completely packed. Al is here, which is
brave of him considering he?s the captain of the losing team. He appears
to be having a good time too.
?You look surprisingly upbeat,? I say as I approach him.
?Can?t win them all,? he shrugs, ?And anyway, I?m going to win it next
year.?
I can tell that after his victory in the last match, Al feels as if he?s
won anyway. He pours himself another drink of Butterbeer ? since his bad
drinking experience at Ted?s wedding, he?s been avoiding the dreaded
alcohol ? and looks very content. I have to say, he?s a very good loser.
I notice Robert Hitch walk past us and he says nothing to Al, which I?m
thankful for. The last thing we need is a brawl in the common room. Al?s
bruises from the last ones haven?t disappeared yet.
?Hitch,? Al calls.
Apparently I spoke too soon.
Robert turns around and faces Al. For a moment neither of them say
anything and everyone turns around to have a good look at what?s going
to happen next. I can see James over the opposite side of the common
room, surrounded by girls, but looking over, ready to jump in in the
event of a scrap.
Then, to everyone?s shock, Al extends a hand.
?Truce??
Robert looks at his hand, nods and shakes it. He then skulks away,
clearly ashamed that Al is the bigger man here. I?ve never been more
proud of my cousin.
?It had to be done,? Al shrugs at me when he sees the shocked look on my

face. I can see Jenny looking at him in the same way.
?Well?I?m proud of you, Al,? I grin, ?I didn?t know you Slytherins could
be so forgiving.?
Al grins back at me, but then looks at Robert again, who is now being
approached by Jenny. He looks sad to see them together, but also as if
he?s accepted it.
?She?s dumping him tonight, you know,? I say.

?Oh, really?? he asks, trying his best to sound casual.
?You can grin if you like.?
And because he?s just not that good of a liar, he grins.
*
Scorpius does not look in the party mood, so why he is sitting on the
couch by the fireplace is completely beyond me. Perhaps he thought he?d
lose face if he didn?t show up. I sit down beside him. This couch is the
one we played the game of ?I Never? on almost eight months ago. This is
the couch we had our first kiss on. This is the couch that started our
journey into the dormitory and ultimately into parenthood.
?I don?t want to fight,? I start the conversation.
?Neither do I,? he agrees.
?It seems like it?s all we do these days.?
He nods. He knows exactly what I do, and apparently he?s accepted it,
but it?s going to be me who has to say it.
?I think we fought less when we were?just friends,? I say, trying not to

choke up. This is harder than I thought.
?I love you, Rose,? he looks at me, ?But it?s just too hard.?
?And I love you too,? I tell him and take his hand, ?I really do. But I
think we just need to concentrate on the baby for now.?
He nods and puts his arm around me and we just sit there in each others
arms for a while. I end up crying, even though I promised myself I
wouldn?t.
?I?m sorry for what I said earlier,? he says quietly, ?You?re not alone
in this.?
?I know I?m not,? I reply, ?I think I?m going to go to bed. It?s been a
long day.?
?Right,? he says and helps me to get up. Then he pulls me into the most
heartfelt hug I?ve ever experienced. It makes me cry even more, but
silently. I wipe my tears away as we embrace.
?I?m sorry,? I whisper.
?I?m sorry too.?
*
Jenny is in the dormitory when I arrive there, with a copious amount of
sweets and drinks surrounding her. She?s changed into her pyjamas
already and she looks extremely happy with herself.
?I did it!? she squeals happily, ?I broke up with Robert! And he took it
quite well, actually. I mean, he seemed a bit upset, but that?ll pass.?
?That?s great, Jen,? I smile, but my heart?s not in it.
?And I saw you talking to Scorpius! I told you that you two would work
it out.?
I can?t bring myself to tell her what happened. Before I even have the
chance to say anything, Lily and Molly burst in with the duvets and
pillows off their beds. Apparently Jenny wasn?t bluffing when she said
she?d invite Molly. If I survive this night, it?ll be a miracle.
I go into the bathroom to wipe my face before anyone notices I?ve been
crying. I have to be strong. This is what?s best, and both Scorpius and
I know it. But I?ve never been less in the mood for a sleepover in my
life. I change into my extra-baggy Chudley Cannon?s t-shirt and my
expanded pyjama bottoms, take a few deep breaths, and go back out to
Lily, Molly and Jenny. Laura, apparently sick of the party, has arrived
up now and looks very confused as to why Lily and Molly have their
bedclothes in our dormitory.
?We?re having a man-beating session,? I explain to her, ?You in??
She looks at me sceptically. ?Man-beating you say? I?m always in.? I

grin at her and she grins back. I can?t believe I used to hate the girl.
She?s such a bitch ? my kind of person. It?s not really that she?s
changed, it?s more that I?m on her good side now. She changes into her
pyjamas and brings her bedclothes down onto the floor, ready to join in
the festivities.
?I didn?t know this meeting was to complain about men,? says Molly. Only
Molly could call a sleepover a ?meeting?. ?My boyfriend is very
efficient I?ll have you know!?
?Efficient, eh?? Laura grins mischievously, ?Molly Weasley, you dark

horse, I didn?t think you?d be shagging a bloke with the Cautionary Tale
for a cousin.?
?Thanks,? I say sarcastically.
?That?s not what I meant,? Molly says firmly.
?She?s just messing with you, Molly,? I laugh, ?How is L ? I mean,

John.? I nearly called him ?Library Man?.
?He?s fine, thank you,? she says haughtily.
?/Efficient/,? Laura sniggers.
?Leave her alone, Laura,? Jenny warns.
?Oh here comes Julie to the rescue,? says Laura in a mocking tone, ?When
she?s not saving House Elves, she?s coming to the defence of Molly
Weasley. Aren?t you just the bees knees??
?It?s Jenny,? Jenny spits, even though Laura knows her name perfectly
well, ?And do you have to be a bitch the whole time??
?Do you have to be a goodie two-shoes the whole time?? Laura sneers.
?Okay, girls, let?s just forget it ?? Lily starts.
?Goodie two-shoes? I?ll hex you through that wall and we?ll see who?s
the goodie two-shoes!? Jenny draws her wand. Laura draws hers too, but I
can?t imagine Laura will win if the two of them duel it out. Laura?s not
exactly the smartest of girls and Jenny is a Ravenclaw and knows a great
deal more than her.
?Seriously, put your wands away,? Lily insists. Molly?s looking on in

interest ? she clearly wants a showdown.
?Make me,? Laura snaps.
?Scorpius and I have agreed to just be friends,? I blurt out. Jenny and
Laura lower their wands and look at me in shock, and Molly actually
gasps. Well, at least it prevented Laura being hexed through the wall.
?B-but why?? Lily asks, ?I thought you two would just make up like you
always do!?
?It just?it wasn?t working,? I say and I can feel the tears coming
again, ?Can we not talk about this, on second thought? Go back to
pointing your wands at each other.?
The girls stay silent for a few minutes. They look just as upset as I
feel, which I find quite surprising because I didn?t think they cared
whether I was with Scorpius or not. I thought Lily would be secretly
happy considering she used to fancy him, but she looks the most upset. I
don?t think I?d be that upset if Teddy and Victoire broke up. In fact,
the thought kind of makes me smile on the inside. We all have our guilty
pleasures, right? Then again, if it actually happened I might feel
completely different.
Dom and Chas come stumbling into the dormitory, clearly intoxicated and
giggling.
?Oh, sleepover!? Dom cries when she sees us sat in a circle on the
ground. She runs over and plops down beside me. The smell of alcohol off
her is almost making me drunk. ?Rosie-Posie! You?re my favourite cousin.
No offence Lily and?Molly, what the fuck are you doing here??
There?s nothing like a drunk Dom to lift the tension.
?I was invited, I?ll have you know,? says Molly, sitting up straighter.
?Right?well, there?s a first time for everything!?
We fill Dom and Chas in on our man-beating sleepover, even though

there?s not a whole lot of man-beating going on. In fact there?s more
angry glaring between Jenny and Laura than anything else. But we settle
into it after a few minutes and it turns out that it?s Molly who kicks
the whole thing off.
?I don?t like it when John wants to kiss when I?m trying to read,? she
announces and the rest of us burst out laughing. ?It?s distracting!?
?Oh Molly, he?s so lucky to have you,? Lily laughs.
?No, I get where she?s coming from,? says Dom, half-seriously, ?I hate
it when Mark tries to open my bra when I?m trying to do an essay.?
We all look at her blankly. ?So you really have no idea where she?s
coming from then,? says Chas, ?No, what I hate is when blokes scream out
Quidditch scores during sex?like when they?you /know/?and then they
shout ?it?s the snitch for 150 points?!?
This time none of us laugh. We?re all so disturbed, it?s as if we?ll

never laugh again. We?d have more fun with a Dementor in the room.
?Chas, who the hell are /you/ sleeping with??
?Y-you?ve never been with a guy ??
?Nope, we haven?t, moving on,? says Jenny quickly.
?I used to like it when James would sort of cup my face in his hand when
we?d kiss,? says Laura and this is surprisingly sensitive for her.
?Al used to do that all the time!? Jenny cries.
?And did he have his ?I want to kiss now? face?? Laura asks excitedly.
?Oh my god,? Jenny laughs and then makes a weird face.
?That?s it!? Laura bursts out laughing.
It's odd the things people bond over.
Lily puts her fingers in her ears. ?They are my brothers, you know!?
?Come on then, Lily, it?s your turn,? I tell her.
She looks at Laura and Jenny in disgust and then thinks about what she?s
going to say. ?I like it when a boy randomly kisses you when you?re
least expecting it. I like the spontaneous type.?
?So is this Lorcan or Lysander you?re talking about?? Dom grins and Lily
throws a pillow at her. ?It had to be said!?
Nobody says anything for a few minutes. It?s as if we?re all thinking of
what we love and hate the most about our boyfriends ? or should I say,
ex-boyfriends.
?It was Fred, by the way,? says Chas to break the silence. We all look
at her.
?Y-you don?t mean the Quidditch scores bloke do you?? I ask, suddenly
feeling sick. Chas grins naughtily. I?ll never be able to look at Fred
ever again.
But I have to say, a bit of girly banter really is the best medicine for
a broken heart. It doesn?t mend it completely, but it helps it on the
way - at least for a little while.
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*A/N: Lower your wands! Do not hex me! I'm sorry but it had to be done!
I got kind of upset writing the break-up scene, which is weird because
I've never really felt upset over a story before! Well, not one that
I've written anyway. Please review, I really appreciate feedback,
favourite quotes etc...
Also, I have a new Lily/James one-shot if you'd like to check it out.
Thanks for reading! (",)*
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*Chapter 32: The End Of An Era*
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*_Chapter 32 - The End Of An Era_*
?Red, I need your help!?
It?s never, ever a good thing when James Potter needs my help. Whether
it?s wanting to know exactly how one places a constipating curse on
someone, or what the password is to Flitwick?s office so that he can
spray-paint ?Munchkin? on the sleeping Headmaster for a dare (that was
in fourth year ? twenty seven first years ran around after Flitwick the
next day singing ?Follow the yellow brick road?. James got twenty-seven
detentions ? one for each first year), helping James always turns out
bad. However, this time he looks far more desperate than usual, so
despite my better judgement, I listen to what he has to say.
?I haven?t started studying for Potions yet,? he tells me, ?Tell me, how
hard is it??
I stare at him blankly. ?By ?it? do you mean the entire NEWT course?? He
nods frantically. ?Well, it?s hard enough that there?s no way in hell
you?ll ever get it all learned before tomorrow. You do realise your exam
is /tomorrow/ don?t you??
?Right?? he says, ?So you?re telling me I need to fly on a Thestral to

the Ministry of Magic, steal a time-turner and go back in time??
?No, that?s not what I?m saying,? I sigh.
?But our parents got to do it!? James whines.

?If our parents jumped off a dragon would you do it??
?Our parents /did/ jump off a dragon??
?I don?t care!? I snap, ?The point is you are not flying to the
Ministry, you are not going back in time and you are not jumping off a
dragon!?
He looks like he?s about to shout at me, but instead he takes a deep
breath, runs a hand through his hair and sits down beside me. I can
almost hear his brain counting to ten.
?Red, I know you?re good at Potions, can you /please/ help me?? he pleads.
?My notes are upstairs in my bag,? I sigh tiredly, ?But I only have half
of the course done, so you?re on your own for everything you?ve covered
in seventh year.? I can?t believe how irresponsible that boy is. Who
starts studying for their Potions NEWT the night before the exam? I have
half a mind to give him a good kick up the backside.
James makes Lily run upstairs to fetch my notes and he begins studying
like he?s never studied before. Actually, come to think of it, he /has/
never studied before.
?I?m going for a walk,? I tell him, but he barely even hears me because
he?s concentrating on the notes so hard. His nose is practically
touching the parchment.
I?ve taken to going for short walks recently because I find that if I
sit in the one place for too long I get woefully bad cramps in my legs.
Also, if I sit listening to James too long I get a woefully bad pain in
my head. So I mosey out of the common room and down the grand staircase,
looking for something to do or someone to talk to. I see Dom and Mark
sitting on a random sofa on the third floor. She?s trying to calm him
down about his Potions NEWT tomorrow, so I decide not to interrupt them.
Further on down the stairs, I run into Jenny, who is obviously coming
from the library after studying for the end of year exams, which will be
starting next week. I wish I cared more about them, but every time I go
to study, I end up feeling frustrated and tired, so I just fall asleep.
I know I?ll have to pass them if I ever want to sit my NEWTs in the
future, but right now I?m more worried about becoming a mother than
anything else.
?Been studying?? I ask her.
?Er?yes, sort of,? she shrugs and then blushes a bit. What?s so
embarrassing about studying? Why on earth would a Ravenclaw be ashamed
of doing a spot of revision? It?s all they do.
?What, were you studying naked or something?? I ask.
?I ? I was just helping Albus with his Defence studying,? she says
quickly. I think she used his full name in the hope that I wouldn?t know
who she?s talking about.
?Oh /Albus/,? I nod, ?As in Albus Potter? As in my cousin, Al? As in the

boy you don?t want to get back together with??
?I was just helping him out!? she protests, ?It didn?t mean anything!?
?Jen, you know as well as I do that Al is one of the best in the year
when it comes to Defence Against the Dark Arts. Tell me, what you were
really doing ??
?Spoken to Scorpius lately?? she cuts me off and completely changes the
subject. I hate when she does that.
?Yes, I had dinner with him today, actually,? I say proudly. Everyone
seems to think that Scorpius and I are unable to do this ?just friends?
thing. They?re wrong. In fact, Scorpius and I are spending even more
time together now than we did when we were going out. And we?re even
better friends.
?Rose,? Jenny sighs, now walking back down the direction she came with
me, ?I don?t see why you two broke up. Give it a week and you?ll be back
together again.?
?No we won?t,? I tell her firmly, ?Maybe in five years we?ll be ready
for a relationship and a baby, but right now we have a lot of growing up
to do. We have to concentrate on little Delilah.? I give her the same
speech every time she asks why Scorpius and I broke up. It?s getting old
now.
?Delilah?? she curls up her nose, ?You?re still sure it?s a girl??
?Positive,? I tell her, ?Well, Scorpius reckons it?s a boy, but I just
have a girly feeling about it.?
?James reckons it?s a boy too,? Jenny informs me, ?He?s been going
around making bets on it. Al put six galleons on it being a girl, I
think I?ll put a couple of galleons on it too, if you think it?s a girl??
It?s nice to know that people are making money off my situation.
?But promise you won?t call her Delilah?? Jenny pleads, ?Delilah Weasley
just doesn?t sound right.?
I take out my notepad and scribble ?Delilah? off my list of baby names.
One down, three hundred and forty six to go.
I must be the only person not feeling the stress of exams. Molly has
gone completely insane over her OWLs. She has quills sticking out of her
hair, she has notes all over the place and she?s going around reciting
different definitions and incantations. The really sad thing is that
this time last year I was exactly the same. I even drew up timetables
for Al and Dom so they?d study too. If I hadn?t, Al wouldn?t have done
half as well as he did and Dom?well, she wouldn?t have passed at all.
And I didn?t get as much as a ?thank you? from Aunt Ginny or Uncle Bill.
I practically raised their kids and I get no recognition. When Harry and
Dad heard about my timetable-ing, they both paled and looked slightly
disturbed by it. Mum told me not to mind them, that what I did was both
thoughtful and practical. And I agreed with her, and I still do.
But I really hope I wasn?t as bad as Molly. She looks physically ill.
And even though she?s never scored anything less than an ?Exceeds
Expectations? in any subject, she?s rushing around telling everyone
she?s going to fail. I think everyone?s stopped listening to her,
especially the seventh years who are just about ready to gag her. Seán
Finnegan has his hands over his ears and is whispering the dates of the
first ?End the Discrimination of Werewolves? protests and Harry Latimer
is pacing up and down the steps to the dormitories spelling
?Grindelwald?, just in case he forgets.
Even the sixth years are going a bit OTT. Jason O?Keefe is lying under
the sofa, trying to recall the names of all the Death Eaters who fought
in the war. Even Dom is studying and I didn?t even make her a timetable
this year. I?m reading over some Charms notes, but I?m not stressing. I
think I?ve finally realised that there are some things more important in
life than exams. I can almost feel my past self smacking me across the
head for thinking that.
When a little yellow memo flies towards me, I grab it immediately and
before reading it I can tell who it?s from.
/Walk? /
That?s all it says. I close over my Charms notes and leave the common
room again. Nobody notices me leave ? they?re all far too engrossed in
their studying. I sort of pity them. I walk all the way down to the
entrance hall, where Scorpius is waiting for me, as I knew he would be.
We go for walks together and talk about random things that we never
really spoke about before. It?s as if we?re more comfortable around each
other now.
?Did you manage to drag yourself away from studying then?? he asks.
?I wasn?t studying,? I tell him, ?I can?t seem to get into it this year.?
He holds the front door of the school open for me and I head out into
the warm night before him. ?I know what you mean,? he agrees, ?It seems
sort of unimportant now, doesn?t it??
We walk in silence for a while. It?s not uncomfortable, nor is it

relaxed. It just doesn?t seem right to speak.
?Let?s go to Hagrid?s,? I suggest after a while. I haven?t spoken to

Hagrid in so long. I mean, obviously I see him around school, but I
haven?t actually had a good conversation with him since I found out I?m
pregnant. Al sees him a lot more than I do. I suppose he and Al are just
closer, being godfather-and-son. I used to go and see him a lot in my
earlier years at Hogwarts, but it seems like everything has changed this
year, even my relationship with Hagrid.
He answers the door and grins widely when he sees it?s me.
?Rosie! Scorpius! Great ter see yeh!? he booms and ushers me and
Scorpius inside. There is a strange smell of raw meat from inside
Hagrid?s cabin and I can see that Scorpius has picked up on it too
because he?s screwed up his nose. Then I notice his very large dog,
Hamlet, in the corner chewing on a raw piece of steak. The smell is
making me feel sick, but I try to ignore it. ?Can I get yeh a cup o? tea??
?I?m off tea, actually,? I tell him, ?Water would be nice, though.?
Scorpius takes a cup of tea politely and Hagrid planks a huge

bucket-sized glass of water down on front of me. I don?t dare touch the
queen cakes he?s laid out on a plate ? I?ve had quite enough experience
of Hagrid?s baking. He has a heart of gold, but the man can?t cook.
?I was talkin? to yer Mum just the other day, Rosie,? Hagrid starts,
?She was sayin? how exited she and yer Dad are ?bout becomin?
grandparents. ?Magine! Ron and Hermione becomin? grandparents!?
Hagrid loves to reminisce about the days Mum, Dad and Uncle Harry were
at Hogwarts. I think he still thinks of them as kids my age, not as
parents and grandparents. I?ve always loved listening to Hagrid tell
stories about my parents when they were at Hogwarts. He tends to let
slip the minor details that Mum and Dad ?forget? when they?re telling
the same story. Like the fact that my Mum lost fifty points for
Gryffindor in her first year.
?And Harry too, and Neville Longbottom! One hundred an? fifty points
they lost altogether for Gryffindor. Poor Harry had a rough time of it ?
had to serve detention with me, the whole lotta them! Yer Dad too,
Scorpius! All caught out of bed late, they were. But they earned the
points back in the end. Dumbledore gave ?em back at the end of year
feast. Great man, Dumbledore, great man.?
I?ve heard the story before, but I never knew that Mum lost fifty
points. Scorpius says he?s heard the story too, but he heard that it was
?all Potter?s fault? that his father lost the points for Slytherin.
?I got yeh somethin?,? says Hagrid and starts routing around in a

cupboard, ?I know I shouldn? be givin? yeh this before the baby?s born,
but I couldn? resist!?
It?s a little solid silver teddy bear ornament. It?s the kind of thing
you?d keep forever and always remember the day you got it.
?Hagrid, it?s perfect,? I tell him and hug him, ?I?m so sorry I haven?t
been down to see you more ??
?Nonsense!? Hagrid waves his hand, ?I know yeh have more on yer mind
than visitin? me! You just concentrate on that baby o? yours! Can?t wait
ter see him!?
?Him?? I glare at Scorpius.
?Told you, it?s a boy,? says Scorpius smugly.
?The only reason I say it?s a boy it ?cause James Potter was down here
just today makin? me bet it?s a girl! I figured he knew somethin? I
don?t!? Hagrid chuckles.
?He knows nothing,? I say firmly, ?He?s just guessing.?
Hagrid makes us go back up the school soon afterwards because he doesn?t

want us wandering around in the dark. Plus, he reminds us, we should be
studying for our exams, which start tomorrow. As if I could forget.
Scorpius walks me the whole way back up to the Gryffindor tower and with
one last friendly hug, he goes back to Slytherin. See, we have this
friendship business down to a fine art. The common room is empty, except
for James, who is still studying Transfiguration notes. I thought he?d
learned his lesson after the Potions exam, but apparently he hasn?t
studied for any of his exams.
Plonker.
*
James is going to lose a lot of money if this baby is a girl. He has
bets on with anyone who has the slightest feeling that I could be having
a girl because he is so sure it?s a boy. Since he finished his NEWTs, he
has been going around to practically everyone in the school, even the
teachers, making them place bets. Fred was a little unsure when James
approached him.
?I don?t know, James?I mean, what are the chances it?s a girl?? he asked
unsurely.
?Well Fred, it?s pretty much fifty-fifty,? James sneered. Fred, so he

wouldn?t feel stupid, placed a bet. Six galleons that it?s a girl. I?d
congratulate him on his good decision, only I still can?t look at him
after the ?Quidditch Scores? revelation.
I bet twenty galleons that it?s a girl, because I don?t want to miss out
on the action. I might as well make a profit from this. I?ve heard a
rumour that Professor Davies has a bet on with Professor Chang that it?s
a boy, but I?m not sure if that?s true. Even Saint Lily Potter is
betting it?s a girl. Hogwarts has been turned into a Casino.
On the last day before we go home for the summer holidays, the
atmosphere is very relaxed around the school. All exams are finished and
we don?t have to worry about the results for three weeks. They used to
give out the results before the holidays back when we were in first and
second year, but they stopped when they realised that students just
wanted to forget those stupid exams once they?re done. So now we get
them around the end of July, the same time the OWL and NEWT results come
out.
Because it?s such a beautiful day, we decide to have a picnic out in the
grounds ? there?s a whole crowd of us. All of the Weasley clan ?
including the Potters ? are here, and Laura, Chas, Mark, Scorpius and
Jenny have popped along too. Even Lucy comes, and she rarely
acknowledges us as her family, considering she?s a lone Hufflepuff. She
just sits with Molly and they have some sisterly-bonding, mainly because
nobody else is talking to them. Hugo, I?ve noticed, hasn?t worn weird
Goth-like makeup since the Quidditch match and he?s even cut his hair.
And when a group of girls his age walk past giggling amongst themselves,
I see him sit up a little straighter and he looks very smug. My little
Hugo?s growing up.
?So Rose, have you picked godparents yet?? Molly asks and suddenly the
whole group goes quiet. I could hit her for bringing it up. Although
Scorpius and I have talked about it, it?s hardly appropriate to announce
it without asking them first. And I wasn?t planning on asking them until
after the baby?s born.
?Well, we haven?t asked them yet,? says Scorpius uncomfortably, ?But we

were hoping Hugo and Jenny??
There are a few ?aww?s, and Hugo looks very surprised indeed. Jenny
bursts into tears and grabs Hugo into a big hug. When she lets go of
him, his ears are so red it?s as if someone?s set fire to them.
?Y-you want me to be the godfather?? Hugo asks me quietly as everyone

else starts chatting amongst themselves, ?I?I?m really honoured?but what
if I muck it up??
?Hugh, you won?t have to do anything,? I assure him, ?It?s just?you were
there for me when you first found out. You?re just about the only person
who didn?t completely freak out when you heard. And you came to my first
scan, and you?ll be the baby?s only uncle?if you don?t want to do it I
can ask someone else ??
?No!? he says quickly, ?The job?s mine! Thanks Rose?you know, you?re not
that bad, as far as older sisters go.?
?Well you?re not that bad as far as annoying little brothers go either,?
I assure him and give him a dead arm like I used to when we were kids,
?It could be worse ? you could?ve gotten Molly.?
We look over at Molly, who is giving out to Lucy for eating a bar of
chocolate.
?It?s so bad for your skin! And you?ll get fat ? do you want to get fat,
Lucy?! I?m just looking out for you, don?t give me that look!?
?Yeah, you?re definitely not that bad,? Hugo decides.
?Rose?I don?t know what to say!? Jenny sobs happily, ?I?m so honoured.
I?m going to be the best godmother since Cinderella?s! I promise!?
We all pack up our trunks before heading down to the end of year feast.
It?s sort of surreal to think that I?ll never be coming back here again.
This is my last ever end of year feast. This is my last night sleeping
in a Hogwarts dormitory. I?ll never go to another class, or to another
Gryffindor common room party. I?ll never play Quidditch in the stadium
again. I?ll never put on the uniform again. Technically I?m no longer a
Gryffindor. I?m going to be erased from existence, as far as this school
goes. My name won?t be on the list of graduates next year?it?ll be like
I never went here.
I go down to the feast before I start to cry, because if I start, I?ll

never stop. I?ll end up a pathetic mess, on the floor of the dormitory,
clinging to the foot of the bed. Or, alternatively, I?ll lock myself in
the bathroom again, have the baby there and live on a diet of toothpaste
and shampoo as I originally planned.
The feast is quite extraordinary. Flitwick has gotten rid of the four
main tables and everyone is sitting on the floor eating. It?s impossible
to tell who is in which house because everyone is mingled together. It?s
just like lunchtime with everyone sitting around together, eating and
laughing. And I?m going to enjoy it because really, this is my last
chance to be a seventeen year old kid.
I take a spot on the floor beside Scorpius, who is having a heated

debate with one of his dorm mates, Briggs about Quidditch.
?Wimbourne Wasps are brilliant, I tell you,? Scorpius is practically

shouting, ?Tell me one player on the Chudley Cannons that?s better than
Uliack??
?How about James Potter??
James is standing over us, grinning and holding a piece of paper in his
hand. Al jumps up from the floor and grabs the piece of paper off James
and reads it quickly. Then he jumps on James and gets him in a headlock
? in a happy kind of way. The way stupid boys do when they?re happy.
?YOU GOT IN?!? Al cries, ?I fucking knew you could! Have you told Dad?!?
?I only just got the letter!? James laughs and pushes Al off him,
?Ladies and Gentlemen, you are looking at Chudley Cannons new reserve
seeker!?
?Chudley Cannons?!? I cry, ?You?re going to be their seeker? I didn?t

know you went to try outs!?
?I kept it under wraps,? says James as many more people now start to
crowd around him, ?I didn?t want to say anything in case??
He?s cut off by the swarm of people coming up to him, congratulating

him. Al seems just as excited as James is.
?My brother! A Cannon!? he cries.
?That?s great,? Jenny says to him kindly. She?s only just arrived and is
getting the gist of what?s happening.
?Great? It?s?it?s?? Al struggles to describe just how brilliant this

news is. So instead he just grabs her and kisses her square on the lips.
?That?s how great?actually, nothing?s /that/ great.?
Some people have now turned their attentions away from James to look at
Al and Jenny. Jenny?s staring at Al in shock. It?s difficult to tell if
she?s happy about this or if she?s going to smack him across the face.
It could go either way.
She kisses him. Thank God. I can?t quite take any more of their nonsense.
?Oi! Al!? James calls, ?Way to steal my thunder!?
The feast is the best I?ve ever tasted, but maybe that?s just because I
know it?s the last one I?ll ever have. Or maybe it?s because we?re all
finally happy. I don?t know what makes me happiest ? the fact that James
is going to be a Chudley Cannon, or the fact that Neville announced to
us during dinner that he?s being made Head of Gryffindor next year, or
that Al?s been tipped off by Neville that he?s going to be made Head
Boy, or knowing that Jenny and Al are finally back together again. Or
maybe it?s just a mix of everything.
I have to admit that despite the fact that I was twice humiliated in
front of the school, my parents broke up and reconciled, I lost my
grandfather, I got pregnant and I broke up with Scorpius Malfoy, this
year had to be the best one I?ve had. And tomorrow, it?s all over.
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*A/N - I can really feel the story starting to wrap up now. It's weird
that it's nearly all over with! But don't worry, it's not quite finished
yet, there's still a few more chapters to go! I know people are upset
about Rose and Scorpius breaking up, but to cheer you up, I am planning
an epilogue and/or a sequel, so all is not lost! They're seventeen year
olds, they really don't want to be in a serious relationship AND have a
baby.
I just want to say thank you so much to everybody who has reviewed, and
I really hope you'll keep it up until the end because as I've said,
there's not much more to go. Also, anyone care to take a guess? Is Rose
right in thinking it's a girl? Or is James right in thinking it's a boy?
Or are NEITHER right? (Yeah, I don't know how either...)
Thanks again, Ladies and Gents, and have a nice day!
padfoot4ever (",)*
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*Chapter 33: A Spot Of Discomfort*
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*_Chapter 33: A Spot Of Discomfort_*
/?Mum, is it really as sore as they say, having a baby?? I asked my
mother. We had just been to see baby Lucy in the hospital, and Auntie
Audrey looked as if someone had hit her over the head with a greasy
frying pan while performing the Cruciatus Curse on her.
?No,? said Mum flatly, ?It?s worse.?

?She?s exaggerating,? Dad assured me.
?Excuse me!? Mum rounded on Dad, her eyes now bulging, ?When you have
pushed two watermelons out of your you-know-what then you can say I?m
exaggerating!!?
?I don?t have a you-know-what??
Dad never did know when to shut up.
?EXACTLY! Rose, when I was eighteen years old, I was tortured under the
Cruciatus Curse by Bellatrix Lestrange, and I can safely say that it was
like a day in a beauty spa compared to labour! You?ll know someday when
you?re older??
/I keep having this same recurring nightmare of a conversation I had

with my Mum when I was around five or six. Ever since I came home from
Hogwarts ? a whole two days ago ? I keep thinking I?m going to go into
labour any minute, even though I still have two weeks until my due date.
These nightmares aren?t even the worst of them. Last night I dreamt that
I accidentally left my baby on top of the Hogwarts Express and then it
started moving, but Scorpius caught the baby just before it fell off.
This leads me to think that Scorpius is going to be a better parent than
me. The worst nightmare I?ve had so far is where I go into labour, the
Healer tells me to push and then starts screaming like a madman that
it?s an antichrist! It?s not a baby at all!
So now I?ve stopped sleeping.
Scorpius is at home in Scotland at the minute. He?ll be coming to stay

here next week, just in case the baby comes early, or just in case I
need anything. He?s a good friend, that Scorpius. I wonder how I?ll
break it to him if this kid is the antichrist ? maybe I?ll just leave it
on top of a train if that?s the case.
I?ve been reading up on stuff like this, actually. Apparently there was
this woman who abandoned her baby in a park, but she wasn?t charged for
it because of postpartum depression. Another lady actually transfigured
her child into a goat, and again she wasn?t sent to Azkaban.
?Hello!? Aunt Ginny?s voice echoes around the empty house. Mum and Dad
are at work, so I generally get around thirty thousand visitors a day
checking up on me. Even Hugo checks in from time to time, taking time
out from his busy schedule of doing nothing.
?In the living room!? I call and Ginny bustles in with a basket of fruit
and muffins. She?s such a Nana Molly.
?How are you feeling? Are you comfortable? Do you want anything?? She
starts fluffing the cushions behind my back and then summons me a glass
of water. It?s literally been ten minutes since Uncle Harry was here
doing the same thing. These people really worry too much.
?I?m fine,? I say, ?Look at this ? a woman almost murdered her two year
old son with the Avada Kedavra curse, but was not sentenced due to a
case of postpartum depression. Two years later!?
?D?you think you?d still get off eighteen years later?? Ginny asks,
?James is driving me up the wall with this new Quidditch contract. All
of a sudden it?s as if his NEWTs don?t matter! He doesn?t even care
about the results!?
This probably isn?t the best time to tell her that he studied for all of
his exams the night before. Yes, she?s definitely better off not knowing.
?Ginny, what if I get postpartum depression?? I whisper fearfully, ?It

says here that up to 25% of women suffer from it.?
Ginny looks at me sympathetically. ?Love, it?s possible,? she says, ?But

if it happens, we?re all going to be here to help you through it. And
there?s a 75% chance you won?t get it, isn?t there? Look on the bright
side.?
Looking on the bright side really isn?t my thing. Ginny can see that I?m
still not comforted by this.
?Can I let you in on a secret?? Ginny asks, and sits down on the couch
beside me, ?And this is something that absolutely nobody in the world ?
except for Harry ? knows. Your parents don?t even know about this.?
?Of course. I won?t breathe a word.?
She takes a deep breath.
?I could barely even look at James when we first brought him home from
the hospital,? she tells me, ?Every time he?d start crying, I?d
completely ignore him. I used to wonder how the hell my mother put up
with seven children; I couldn?t even deal with /one/. Harry used to tend
to his feeding, his changing ? everything. And I?d barely even hold him.
Only when the family were around would I pretend that everything was
okay, but once they?d leave, it was all up to Harry again. I felt so
worthless ? even Phlegm?er, I mean, Fleur picked up on motherhood way
quicker than I did.?
?How long did you feel like that?? I ask, now even more terrified than
ever. If it can happen to someone as strong as Ginny, it could easily
happen to me. I?m emotionally unstable at the best of times. I?m not
sure I?ve ever seen Ginny cry.
?It lasted about three weeks. But then one day I looked at him, and I
mean really looked at him,? she smiles, ?And the depression just sort of
faded away. I was lucky I suppose that it did go away. I know I go on
about how much I want to kill James sometimes ?? I raise my eyebrows at
her. ?? okay, all the time, but I couldn?t love that boy more.? It looks
as if she hasn?t spoken about this in a long time. ?Sometimes I think he
feels closer to Harry because of it?sometimes I think he can sense that
I couldn?t love him for the first few weeks of his life.?
?Ginny,? I say softly, ?James is a Mummy?s boy. He might pretend

otherwise, but he is.?
Ginny smiles at me. ?I hope you know that I?ll be here if you do ever
feel down about it. And also?could you not tell James about this??
?Of course I won?t!? I cry, ?I won?t ever tell a soul!?
When Ginny leaves, I throw away the article about postpartum depression,
deciding that the more I think I?ll get it, the greater chance I have of
getting it. I?m starting to enjoy having a quiet house to myself when ?
?Yoo-hoo!?
There is only one member of my family who would use a phrase like
?/yoo-hoo?/. One highly unwelcome member.
?Rose, you are glowing!? Auntie Audrey beams as she marches into the
living room with a tub of soup in her hands, ?I?ve brought you mushroom
soup with extra mushrooms!?
I hate mushrooms.
?Thanks Auntie Audrey,? I say politely, ?I?ll have some a little bit
later ??
?There?s going to be a small get-together at The Potters? this evening,?

she says, ?To celebrate James?s little Quidditch thing.? There she goes
with the use of the word ?little? to undermine everything, as usual. I?d
hardly call being seeker of the Chudley Cannons ?little? myself. ?You
don?t have to come, if you don?t want to. It?ll just be the family, so
if you want to give it a miss everyone will understand ??
?No, I?ll be there,? I tell her, ?I wouldn?t miss it.?
?Great! I?ll pencil you in!? She takes a little notepad out of her
handbag and scribbles my name down.
?/You?re/ organising this?? I?m a little surprised. Audrey generally

doesn?t like to get involved with the Weasley side of the family. And
she?s never had much time for James.
?Yes, well James was going to do it himself, but I thought I?d help out
instead!?
Okay, it?s true that James couldn?t organise a piss-up in a brewery, but
I really don?t see why Audrey needs to pencil the names of family
members in for a family get-together. Oh well, I am in no condition to
try and ponder the brain-workings of Auntie Audrey.
?Wait a second, does Ginny know about this?? I ask suspiciously. It

seems odd that she didn?t mention it just now.
?No, no she?ll be fine with it,? Audrey brushes off my question, ?I must
dash, darling, lovely to see you! Percy will be stopping by later on!?
Oh joy ? Uncle Percy. Before Audrey is even out the door, Teddy floos
into the room. There is really no chance of peace and quiet around here.
?Bye Audrey,? Teddy calls as she rushes out the door. She ignores him.
?Wotcher Rosie.?
?Hi Teddy,? I grin. He sits down beside me to hug me so I don?t have to

get up. ?Do you all have strict orders to check up on me or something??
?Well?yes,? he admits, ?Lily made up a schedule. Want to see??
He pulls a bit of parchment out of his pocket.
/Dad (Harry), Mum (Ginny), Audrey, Teddy, George, Bill, Victoire, Dom,
Nana, Mrs Tonks, Fleur, Percy, Fred, Grandad, Me (Lily), Roxie, Angelina./
?Wait?is this for the week??
?No, it?s just for today,? Teddy admits.
?You?re telling me I have?? I count them, ?/Thirteen/ more visitors for

today? And that?s not even including Mum, Dad and Hugo! Teddy, I?m going
to go insane!?
Teddy jumps up, grabs a piece of paper and starts scribbling. When he?s
done he throws it down on the coffee table and extends a hand to help me
up. ?C?mon, we?re going out.?
I glance down at the note.
/George, Bill, Vic, Dom, Mrs Weasley, Nan, Fleur, Percy, Fred, Mr
Weasley, Lily, Roxie and Angelina,
I?ve taken Rose out for the day. No need to check up on her, she?s fine.
Ted. /
?Where are we going?? I ask as Teddy grabs my coat.
?I don?t know,? he shrugs, ?Anywhere.?

*
We end up at the Muggle Arcades in town playing vintage pacman for most
of the day like we used to do when we were younger. I get plenty of
stares. I suppose they don?t get many heavily pregnant women in here
playing pacman with the bloke they used to be in love with. Afterwards I
get such a craving for ice-cream, so we go to one of those
American-style diners that seem to have opened everywhere recently,
where they serve the best ice-cream sundaes ever. It has all these
pissed-off looking waitresses on skates dressed up in stereotypical
American diner uniforms, but then they come to take your order with
their bored south-London accents and it sort of kills the atmosphere.
?We should do this more often,? I say as we sit and scoff our
ice-creams, ?We should play arcade games and eat ice-cream more.?
?We should,? Teddy agrees, ?Only you?re about to become a mother??
?I?ll get someone to babysit,? I shrug.
??and in about seven months, I?m going to be a father.?
I drop my spoon. Then my jaw. He grins at me, but I can?t say anything.
I just stare at him for what has to be at least two minutes straight.
?Teddy!? I gasp when I finally find my voice, ?That?s /fantastic/!?
?I know!? he says excitedly, ?We haven?t told anybody yet because it?s
still early days ? but I just had to tell you.?
?This is the best news since?since...sliced bread!? I don?t really get

that saying, because I?m not sure what?s so great about sliced bread,
but it seems fitting here. ?Congratulations!? Why the hell am I more
excited about Teddy?s child than my own? It?s probably something to do
with the fact that I don?t have to give birth to his (despite the fact
that months ago I was more than willing to do so).
?I?m so excited, Rosie,? he grins, ?I mean, I?m scared shitless ??
?Hey, welcome to the club.?
?But I?m going to be a dad! I?m going to have a /family/!?
I?ve never seen Teddy Lupin so excited, and I can understand it. He?s
never had a normal family ? you know, two parents and kids. He?s going
to have that finally and I couldn?t be happier for him?and for Victoire
too, I suppose. I can?t believe Dom?s going to be an Aunt and Louis an
Uncle! We?re all growing up ? and it?s terrifying.
It?s getting dark by the time I arrive home. Mum and Dad are home from
work and are getting ready for James?s celebratory get-together at the
Potters?.
?Did you have a nice time with Teddy today?? Mum asks, putting in her
earrings.
?Yeah, it was just like old times,? I smile, ?Er, Mum??
?Yes dear??
?Is?is having a baby really as sore as they say?? I ask the same
question I asked when I was five.
?No, it?s really not that bad,? she says, but she avoids my eyes as she
says it, ?You should really get ready to go, Rose.?
?Well?I?ve heard that it?s worse than the Cruciatus Curse.?
?That?s nonsense. Who on earth told you that?? she says nervously.
?You did!?
She sighs and finally makes eye contact. ?Honestly, it?s just about the
most painful thing you?ll ever have to do. But you know it?s only going
to last around fifteen to twenty-five hours, so ??
?F-fifteen to twenty-five?? I stutter, ?I thought it?d just be?I don?t

know, four??
?Four?!? she laughs, ?Yeah, maybe on your ninth it?ll be four. It?s
always going to take longer with the first.? She sees the look of pure
terror on my face. ?Relax, you?ll do just fine. Try not to think about it.?
?How long were you in labour when you were having me?? I ask. I can?t
not think about this. I?ll be doing this in two weeks.
?Oh I don?t know,? she shrugs, ?Around six hours?plus another thirty??
?Thirty-six hours?!? I cry, ?That?s a whole day and a whole night and
the whole bloody next day! THIRTY-SIX HOURS?!? So /that?s/ why I was
grounded so much as a child?
?Rose, don?t worry about it. Once it?s all over, you?ll forget about the
pain and have a beautiful little baby??
I?m not listening anymore. Thirty six hours. How can anyone survive that
much pain? Why do I want a natural birth? Why did Mum have another baby
after being in labour for thirty-six hours the first time? I keep asking
myself these questions on the way to the Potters? house, and I can
barely even hear Dad?s random ramblings about how broomsticks aren?t
half as reliable as they were in his day.
??my old Cleansweep was a good broom ? not as fast as the Firebolt,
mind, but steady and reliable. The flying charm still hasn?t worn off. I
hear the new Nimbus only has a two-year guarantee??
I will be pushing a person out of me in less than two weeks and all he
can talk about is broomsticks. I know it?s fitting, given the
circumstances, but I mean ? thirty-six hours of non-stop labour! That
has to be illegal, doesn?t it? I mean, after say eight hours shouldn?t
the Healer have to just pull it out?
??now Harry?s Firebolt is still going strong, much stronger than the
Firebolt 360. Absolute scam, if you ask me. They think they can put a
fancy neck on a crappy broom and people will fall for it ? well not me!?
I don?t know exactly how the Healer would pull it out ? maybe using an
?Accio? charm? Or maybe if I just pointed my wand down there and cried
?Accio!? the baby would just shoot out! I know it?d be sore at first,
but it?d be like pulling off a plaster ? painful, but quick. Maybe I?ll
try it later when we?ve come home from the party. If I do it now, Dad
might give out to me for getting blood all over his new car.
??I hear the new Cleansweep 3000 is supposed to be superb. Hugo, if you
get all ?O?s in your OWLs, I?ll get you a Cleansweep ??
?Dad, I?m not doing my OWLs for another two years??

Or maybe I won?t have to go through any pain at all ? maybe I?ll be the
first woman in history not to feel any pain while having a baby. There?s
a first time for everything, after all. It could happen. Maybe the baby
will just walk out, smiling happily. There will be no blood or pain or
placenta. Everything will be coming up kittens.
??you know, the Chudley Cannon?s problem is their broomsticks ? they all
use Firebolt 360s! Maybe I?ll suggest to James that they should switch
to Cleansweeps??
I need to stop thinking about it. I can almost feel the pain by thinking
about it. But by the time we pull up in the Potters? driveway, the
thoughts of giving birth are pushed out of my head. There is a red
carpet leading up to the front door, where a very large wizard is
standing with a clipboard, letting people inside. There seems to be a
lot of people queuing up too ? I thought this was only supposed to be
family?
?What on earth is all this?? Mum wonders aloud as we all climb out of
the car. We make our way up the red carpet (skipping everyone else) to
the house we?ve been in as many times as our own. The large wizard holds
up a hand to stop us from going in.
?Names??
?This is my sister?s house, mate,? Dad snaps, ?Let us in.?
?Nobody gets in unless they?re on the list,? the wizard says roughly.
?We?re the Weasley family,? Mum sighs tiredly. Can?t he tell by mine and
Dad?s red hair?
?Which ones? I got Bill, Charlie, George, Percy and families down,? he
looks at the clipboard.
?Ron! Ron Weasley!? Dad complains, ?Why aren?t we on the list?! I?m only
bloody godfather to the bloke the party is for??
?Ron, calm down ? look, here comes Harry!? Mum cries and starts waving
frantically so Uncle Harry will see us. Harry rushes to the door.
?Let them in!? Harry demands, looking very stressed.
?They aren?t on the list!? the wizard insists, ?I?m under strict
instructions ??
?This is my house!? Harry bellows, ?Let them in!?

The wizard steps aside and lets the four of us in. The house is
completely crowded with people I?ve never seen before in my life,
sipping some random pink drink and chatting. ?Just family? my arse.
?I have no idea what?s going on,? Harry exclaims, ?I come home from work
and there?s loads of random people in my house! Audrey has a lot of
explaining to do??
?Audrey invited all these people?? I ask.
?Yeah,? says Harry darkly, ?They?re all ?VIP?s apparently. See him?? he
points to a tall, bald wizard talking to two women, who giggle at
something he says, ?He?s the head of the Quidditch Association of
Britain. And she ?? he points to a middle-aged woman dressed in very
fancy red dressrobes, ?is tipped to be the next Minister for Magic. And
he ??
?Oh my God!? Dad cries, ?Harry, that?s Dragomir Gorgovitch! He?s manager
of the Cannons! He?s one of the worst players the Cannons have ever had!?
It?s true too. Gorgovitch holds the record for the most Quaffle drops in
a season. He only became manager because nobody else wanted the job. Why
are we even celebrating the fact that James is on the worst Quidditch
team in the league?
?I know, and the team are here too,? says Harry, but he doesn?t sound
too happy about it, ?I think Ginny?s about to burst a blood vessel ? I
wouldn?t want to be Audrey right now.?
?Why would anyone /want/ to be Aunt Audrey?? says Hugo.
I can?t believe the Chudley Cannons are here. They might be a bunch of
losers, but there are some really good-looking ones. I know I?m almost
nine months pregnant and everything, but still, a girl can dream. I
break away from my family and go in search of some gorgeous, but
terrible, Quidditch players. Instead I find a very frightened looking
Jenny standing in a corner of the kitchen, sipping pumpkin juice.
?Rose!? she cries when she sees me, ?Thank God! I don?t know anyone
here! It took me ages to get in because my name wasn't on the list...but
I didn't know there was a party on, Al just invited me here! He went to
get a drink and he hasn?t come back?how are you feeling??
?I?m fine,? I reply quickly, ?Have you seen Ollie Uliack? He?s gorgeous??
?Who?s Ollie U-?
?He?s keeper of the Chudley Cannons! He?s only blocked four goals all
season, but he has the nicest eyes??
?Rose, focus,? Jenny snaps her fingers, ?I am terrified.?
I know that the fact that the house is full of complete strangers is
sort of intimidating, but I wouldn?t go so far as to use the word
?terrified?. ?Er?why??
?Because!? she cries frantically, ?I am meeting Al?s parents for the

first time tonight!? Oh, I forgot about that. ?And it?s not just like
meeting normal parents! It?s /Harry Potter/! I can?t just be like ?oh,
hello Mr Potter, we learned about you in History of Magic!??
?Calm down,? I try, ?Uncle Harry?s very down-to-earth, and Aunt Ginny is
lovely ??
?AUDREY!? Ginny?s voice bellows throughout the kitchen, ?I AM GOING TO

KILL YOU!?
Wow, talk about bad timing.
Jenny goes very white and takes another drink of her pumpkin juice. Al
runs into the kitchen after Ginny and holds her back as she goes to
lunge at Auntie Audrey, who is chatting to an important-looking man.
?Audrey! How could you invite all these people to my house without
consulting me or Harry?!?
?Darling, you have to stop being so selfish,? says Audrey, ?This night
is about James and his achievement ??
?/James isn?t even here/!? Ginny yells, ?This isn?t about James! This is
about you wanting to impress the Ministry so you can get promoted!?
?Oh Ginny, don?t be ridiculous ??
?GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY HOUSE!?
?Mum, relax,? Al tells her quietly, ?We?ll deal with her tomorrow ? you
just have to calm down??
Al?s always been good at calming people. Ginny visibly relaxes, but the
dirty look she is shooting at Audrey doesn?t soften. Audrey leaves the
kitchen, thankfully having the common sense to do so, and Ginny starts
to breathe deeply to calm herself down.
?Er, Mum, this is Jenny??
If Jenny was terrified before, I can?t possibly imagine how she feels
now. She has experienced the wrath of Ginny Potter. It could have been
worse ? she could have experienced Harry?s wrath.
?Oh, Jenny, lovely to finally meet you,? says Ginny politely. I think
Jenny is sort of shocked as to how quickly Ginny?s temper has changed.
It is sort of spectacular how she does it.
?Lovely to meet you too Mrs Potter,? says Jenny. She?s good at this
meeting the parents stuff. I can?t say my meetings with Scorpius?s
parents went as well?
?Please ? call me Ginny, dear, Mrs Potter makes me sound old??
Jenny and Aunt Ginny chat away for a few minutes and Al and I look on in
interest. They seem to have a lot in common?it?s kind of weird. They
even say some things at the exact same time. And they?re laughing at all
the same things.
?They have a lot in common,? I say quietly to Al, who is apparently

trying to ignore the fact and just grunts in reply, ?If you think about
it, their names even sound the same?they say that some blokes tend to go
for women exactly like their mothers?? Al?s eyes widen in the shock of
the realisation that his mother and his girlfriend are basically the
same person. ?Well, I?m off to find Dom!? I try not to laugh at the look
on Al?s face as I walk off.
I can?t find Dom, but I do spot Ollie Uliack talking to a rather pretty
girl in the living room, and I try my best not to feel insanely jealous.
After a few minutes, the word has spread that Audrey completely staged
this whole party for her own benefit and when people discover that James
isn?t even here, everyone starts to leave. Audrey is standing at the
door, begging Ministry officials not to leave. Something tells me that
this has done more damage than good for her career. Oh well, I don?t
think I?ll lose sleep over it.
?Rose, we?re leaving,? Hugo appears beside me to tell me, ?Mum and Dad
reckon we should go before Aunt Ginny goes off again??
The next day Dad stays home from work with me. I appreciate his efforts
and everything, but he?s going a bit over the top. I don?t even have two
minutes alone to read my book because he keeps checking in to see if I?m
alright. I know he?s just worried, but it does get annoying. I?ve read
that the last few weeks of pregnancy are the most uncomfortable, and
it?s true, especially considering it?s the middle of summer. It?s so
warm, Dad has loads of fans turned on around the house and all of the
windows thrown open.
On top of that, the baby is kicking non-stop, which I know is a good

sign but is still really uncomfortable and it's starting to hurt. At
lunchtime, Teddy stops in to see how I?m doing. I?m sprawled out on the
sofa at this stage with a cold facecloth on my forehead.
?You two really have to stop worrying about me,? I tell Dad and Teddy
firmly, ?I?m not going to go into labour for another two weeks! At
least! Mum says the first is always late!?
?You can?t blame us for worrying, Rosie,? Teddy grins, ?You?d be the
same ??
?Yes, you?re right, I?m /always/ fussing over you two when you?re
pregnant.?
?Nine months pregnant and still has her sense of humour ? that?s my
girl!? Dad says proudly, ?How would you like some of Dad?s Homemade
Pancakes? You know I?m the pancake master.?
Dad?s Homemade Pancakes /do/ sound tempting. ?Have we got ice-cream to

put in the middle??
?We certainly do!? says Dad enthusiastically, ?Teddy my boy, I?m about
to show you how to make pancakes like a pro!?
Dad and Teddy run into the kitchen to make the pancakes. At least I get
a few minutes to myself. I return to my book ?
/Ouch/.
Was that a contraction? Where is my book on labour? I need my book! I

can?t just jump to conclusions?it probably /wasn?t/ a contraction. It
didn?t feel like anything was contracting?no, it was nothing. These
weird little pains can happen towards the end. It?s probably just
another little Braxton Hicks-y thing. I go back to reading my book.
/Ouch/! Fuck, that was worse. And it hasn?t gone away like the last one
? okay, just breathe. Do not panic. Remember what that weird woman with
the dreadlocks taught you?in through the nose and out through the
mouth?good?it?s gone. Thank god. See, nothing to worry about.
?The trick is to beat the eggs properly?it?s all in the wrist?? I can
hear Dad telling Teddy, ?Put some oil in the frying pan??
Everything is normal. It?s just another normal Wednesday afternoon. Back
to my book ? maybe I?ll get through more than two pages this time.
OUCH. I let out a little yelp at this one. Why are these pains so close
together? And why are they so much worse than what they were this
morning? I mean, the ones this morning were nothing to worry about. They
weren?t contractions, were they? They were just routine pains that you
have to deal with in life - like James Potter. They?re nothing serious.
Oh Merlin. Am I really that thick? I?m in labour and I didn?t even know!
?D-Dad?? I call, ?Teddy??
Dad runs into the living room, wearing Mum?s pink apron and holding a
bowl full of pancake batter and Teddy runs in after him holding the
frying pan.
?What is it, Rosie? Are you alright??
/Ouch/!
?I?I think it?s time.?

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*A/N - It's time! After 33 chapters it is time! I feel this chapter is

very fitting and coincidental considering my cousin went into labour
today - I'm still waiting to hear if it's a girl or a boy! Hope you
enjoyed the chapter, I'm off to wait by the phone! (",) PLEASE review!
NOTE: To those who are about to say 'Hermione was 17 when she was
tortured by Bellatrix' I reply - no, she was 18. Hermione turned 18 that
September, just as she turned 12 in September of first year. And to
those who said Rose shouldn't be 17 and in sixth year, remember that
_you must be eleven on September 1st to start Hogwarts_, so she would
have turned 17 in her sixth year, just like Ron did in his sixth year
(see HBP). It's all about the maths! *
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*Chapter 34: Blood, Sweat and Tears*
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*Chapter 34 - Blood, Sweat and Tears*
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?Get the bag! And my keys! Where?s Hermione? GET HERMIONE!?
?Bag?bag?BAG! Found the bag! Where are the keys?THERE! Keys!

H-Hermione?! She?s at work, Ron ? SHE?S AT WORK!?
?Hermione!? Dad cries, ?I can?t do this without Hermione!?
?Just breathe, Ron, it?ll be alright?in?and out?and in?that?s good??

Teddy says in soothing tones as Dad breathes deeply, the wooden spoon
and bowl of pancake batter still in his arms.
Are they for real?
?When you two have /quite/ finished,? I snap, ?I?m going to go have a
baby.? I pull myself up off the couch.
?R-right!? Dad drops the bowl all over the carpet, ?Let?s do this!?
I walk myself out to the car while Teddy and Dad panic some more. The
contractions aren?t even that bad yet, so I really can?t see what the
fuss is about. Dad is on his phone to Mum shouting at her to meet us at
St Mungo's. Teddy and Dad climb into the car after me and as soon as Dad
pulls himself together enough to put the keys in the ignition, we set
off for St Mungo?s.
?It?ll be okay?it?ll be fine,? says Teddy nervously over and over again,
?You?ll do just fine, Rose. You?ll be grand??
?Teddy, calm down,? I say, annoyed, ?You?re making me nervous.?
Teddy gives me an apologetic look, but it doesn?t stop him from worrying.
?WHY AREN?T YOU MOVING?!? Dad screams at the car in front as soon as the
lights go green, ?WHAT BLOODY SHADE OF GREEN ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?
Another contraction. It?s worse than the others. I grab Teddy?s hand and
squeeze for dear life.
?I don?t understand?? Dad says frantically, ?Did your waters even break??
I think about it ? I can?t really remember. I mean, I don?t remember

wetting myself. It?s not exactly the kind of thing you?d forget. But
then there was that funny popping feeling I got when I was in the bath
last night?I thought that was just the bath's jets acting up. And I did
start getting the occasional cramp after that, sort of like period
cramps. I didn't really think much of them though.
?I think so,? I say. Am I the first person in the history of women not
to feel her waters break?
?Why didn?t you tell us?!? Dad cries, ?Your waters broke and you didn?t
even ??
?Dad! Stop! I didn?t even realise they broke until now! /OW/! Can you
drive this thing any faster?!?
Dad starts beeping the horn every time we slow down even a little bit.
Teddy is so pale it looks like he?s going to pass out. What?s he going
to be like when it?s his own child?
Which reminds me. Scorpius.
?Scorpius!? I cry, ?Someone has to get in contact with Scorpius!?
?What?s his number?? Teddy asks, grabbing Dad?s phone.
?He doesn?t have a phone! Write him a speed-letter, floo him, I don?t
care just GET HIM HERE!?
When we finally arrive at the hospital, Dad abandons the car on double
yellow lines and helps me inside. Teddy grabs the bag in one hand and I
now notice that he?s still holding the frying pan. Good God men really
are useless in crisis situations.
?BABY! There?s a baby coming!? Dad shouts dramatically to the woman

behind the receptionist?s desk. A passing Healer stops and looks at me.
?What?s your name?? she asks kindly.
?Rose Weasley,? I breathe, clutching my stomach as another contraction

stabs me.
?How close are your contractions?? she asks and I tell her about five to
ten minutes between each. She brings me down to the newly constructed
maternity ward, which is on the first floor. There was never a maternity
ward in St Mungo's before because it was always a hospital for magical
injuries, not universal ones. But some witches can?t control their magic
while having babies and more often than not they end up accidentally
cursing the Muggle doctor delivering the baby. The Ministry found that
it was too much paperwork obliviating every midwife?s memory every time
a witch gave birth, so they just funded a new maternity ward in St Mungo?s.
Dad and Teddy wait outside while I change into the hospital gown and
when they come back in, I take a good look at them for the first time.
Dad is still wearing Mum?s pink apron, with the wooden spoon tucked into
the pocket. Teddy has yet to let go of the oily frying pan and is
covered with pancake batter. I?m in labour, and I feel I look better
than them.
?Did one of you contact Scorpius?? I ask frantically. He has to be here.

I need him. I?m just not going to push if he isn?t here.
?I?m on it,? says Teddy decisively and rushes from the room.
I sit up on the bed, waiting for the next contraction. That?s all it is
now. A waiting game. Dad paces up and down beside the bed, asking if I?m
alright, if I need anything. So to make him feel like he?s useful, I ask
him to get me a glass of water, even though I?m not thirsty. The Healer
comes into the ward, which is semi-private, to ask me a few more questions.
?I?m Josie Thorne by the way,? she adds kindly, ?You?re only three
centimetres dilated at the minute ? can I ask, have your waters broken
yet??
?Er?I?m not sure?? I tell her honestly, ?They might have last night.? I
can tell she?s never gotten that answer before. She just nods and then
leaves me alone. I?m scared to be alone. I?ve never been scared to be
alone in my entire life, but right now, I need someone. Anyone. I?d
settle for Auntie Audrey at this rate!
?/Yoo-hoo/!?
Oh shit. Why did I have to go and say that? I didn?t mean it. I take it
back!
Auntie Audrey is here. What the hell is she doing here? I am going to
throw something sharp and if it hits her, then I cannot be held liable!
?Hello dear!? she greets me, ?I met your mother rushing out of the
Ministry, so I just thought I?d pop along and see how you?re doing.?
?I?d really prefer if you weren?t here Auntie Audrey,? I say,

disregarding any manners my mother has taught me over the last seventeen
years.
?The girls and Percy will be along soon too!? she informs me. Oh why me?
Any other normal family would just wait until the baby is actually born
to come and visit, but no, Audrey has to be here to see the full shebang.
?Please Audrey ? /OW/!? I moan at another sharp pain and breathe in and
out.
?Now, aren?t you glad I?m here?? Audrey starts fluffing the pillows
behind my back, ?I felt hardly anything when I was having Molly and Lucy
you know.?
Yeah, that?s because she took every potion and cast every spell before
she went into labour. I?d rather my baby didn?t come out all drugged up.
And I distinctly remember the look on Audrey?s face after she had Lucy ?
it?s the only time I?ve ever seen the woman tired. Oh Scorpius, /where
are you/? Luckily, Dad comes back just as Audrey is about to volunteer
her services as a birthing partner and asks her to wait outside.
?Your Mum will be here soon,? Dad reassures me, placing the glass of
water down on the table beside my bed. ?You?re doing really well, love.?
I don?t feel like I am. Every time I get a contraction it feels like
payback for nine months of missed menstrual cramps. I?m scared that
something?s going to go wrong too.
?The Healer says I?m only three centimetres dilated,? I tell Dad, ?I
have to get up to ten.?
At that moment, Mum runs into the ward, followed by Ginny, Jenny and
Dom, all of whom must have been informed of my labour by Auntie Audrey.
I?m so relieved Mum?s here. Apart from Scorpius, she?s the only person I
really want here.
?Holy crap, you?re having a baby!? Dom cries, ?I mean?I knew you were
having one?but you?re /really/ having one!?
?Yeah thanks Dom, I needed reminding,? I scowl, and cry out again at
another contraction.
?James, Al and Lily are here,? Jenny informs me, ?And Percy and the
girls just arrived too. And I think Victoire said she?ll be coming later.?
?Fred and Roxanne have just arrived,? says Dom, poking her head out the
door.
I don?t care who?s here! This pain is like nothing I?ve ever experienced
before in my life, and I?ve been to thirty-seven Chudley Cannon games,
all of which they lost by one hundred points or more. The contractions
are becoming more drawn out too, and I can?t stop the tears coming now.
Dad ushers everyone except for Ginny and Mum out of the room, and then
he leaves, saying he?ll pop back in a while to see if I need anything. I
think he feels uncomfortable ? I can?t say I blame him.
?Where?s Scorpius?!? I cry out.
?Teddy?s trying his best to get hold of him,? says Mum sympathetically,
?He?s apparated up to Scotland, but he isn?t entirely sure where the
Malfoy house is so it could take a while, Al's given him directions??
?He needs to hurry! I need him, Mum! I know I said I didn?t but I do! I
need him right now!?
Mum and Ginny regard each other worriedly.
An hour later, there is still no sign of Scorpius and these contractions

have become so much worse than I could ever have imagined possible. Each
one I consider punishment.
That one is for pulling Hugo?s hair when he was three, just to make him
cry.
That one is for kissing Scorpius on New Years Eve while he was still
with Dom.
That one is for not telling Dom about it.
That one is for jinxing Carl-the-Ravenclaw.
That one is for being such a bitch to Scorpius.
That one is for breaking up with Scorpius, even though we still love
each other.
That one is for abusing my prefect power to take points from Hufflepuff,
just so we could win the house cup last year.
?Mum, why won?t it stop?!? I cry, pacing around the room. I find the
pain eases ever so slightly if I don?t stay in the one place for too
long. Ginny rubs my back and tells me to keep breathing, that I?m doing
great, but if I hear that one more time I?m going to punch someone?s
lights out. ?/WHERE IS SCORPIUS/?!?
*_HERMIONE'S POV_*
Seeing my daughter like this is almost worse than going through it

myself. I wish I could switch places with her. She?s only seventeen,
after all. I still think of her as my little baby girl, and it doesn?t
feel so long ago that I was giving birth to her. At least I had Ron there.
?Mum, I?m sorry but FUCK! THIS HURTS!?
I really do wish she wouldn?t swear, but I?m not about to give out to
her for it. She gets it from Ron, the swearing, and usually I?d lecture
her on how it?s not lady-like to swear like that, but I reckon I?ll be
on the receiving end of one of her death glares if I say a word. And I
suppose she did apologise first. She gets most things from Ron ? her
obstinacy, her bravery, her complete disregard for everything I say. She
may look like me, despite the hair colour, but sometimes I wonder if any
of my personality at all shines through in her.
?The book says that walking around is supposed to make it better! Why
isn?t it better?!?
Okay, so perhaps she gets some things from me, like the disappointment
felt when a book lets you down.
?I?m going to check if they?ve had any luck finding Scorpius,? I tell
Rose and Ginny nods at me, indicating that she?s okay to be left alone
with her.
In the waiting room I find ? well, everyone. This family really doesn?t
miss a trick. My Mum is here too, I presume Molly or Arthur must have
told her, because I didn?t. Actually, come to think of it, I?m not quite
sure who told Molly and Arthur. Or Bill and Fleur, or George and
Angelina, but they?re all here, waiting. They look at me hopefully.
?Nothing yet, she has another while to go,? I tell them. The last time
the healer came in she told us Rose is only four and a half centimetres
dilated, the poor thing. ?Has anybody heard from Teddy or Scorpius??
?He found the Malfoys? place, but Scorpius wasn?t home. Apparently the
maid said he was out playing football with some Muggle called Darren,?
Albus explains. The /maid/? I always knew the Malfoys were rich, but I
didn?t realise they had a maid! Oh well, at least it isn?t a House Elf.
I have no idea who this Darren person is.
?So where is Teddy now?? I ask.
?He?s having a look around the area for him,? Albus says, ?But I doubt
he?ll find anything.?
This is bad. But I suppose Scorpius, like the rest of us, wasn?t
expecting the baby for at least another week, so he wouldn?t be on his
guard. I go back into the ward, where Rose is groaning, obviously having
another bad contraction. I hate to be the barer of bad news.
?Teddy can?t find Scorpius,? I tell her, ?He?s apparently out playing
football with some Darren chap.?
?B-but, Scorpius has to be here!? Rose cries. Her face is very red and
she has tears streaming down her face. It kills me to see her like this.
Oh God, if you?re up there, can?t you just let me swap places with her?
She shouldn?t have to go through all of this pain! ?Wait a
second?Darren?? Rose looks at me hopefully.
?Yes, I think that?s what Al said??
?Darren lives next door!? she cries, ?Well, his Grandmother did. Have
Teddy check the house next to the Malfoys?! Darren could still live there!?
I rush back out of the ward to contact Teddy before Rose completely
loses it.
*_TEDDY'S POV_*
There are no football pitches in this area. Not one. I?ve asked a few of
the locals, and they all said that there?s nothing for miles around. One
bloke did mention ?The Field?, a local hangout for the kids, but when I
went to ?The Field? I only found a few homeless guys and a stray dog. I
have Ron?s phone on me and I keep getting text messages from Al telling
me to hurry up and find him.
I head back up to the Malfoy house and decide to just wait outside in
case Scorpius should return home. Today has been quite the eye-opener
for me. As soon as Victoire hits seven months, I?m never letting her out
of my sight. I don?t want to miss anything when she goes into labour.
But then again, labour isn?t the magical thing everyone thinks it is.
I?ve never seen Rose, the strongest girl I know, cry out like that.
James used to give her Indian Burns all the time when they were kids and
she would just stare him right in the face and not give any reaction.
I have to find him. He can?t miss the birth of his child! It?s true that
I?ve never seen eye-to-eye with my so-called second cousin, but I
wouldn?t want him to miss this. I?ve always felt like Scorpius never
liked me. There?s no love lost really, because I?ve never had time for
the Malfoys, but I often wonder why he doesn?t like me but still likes
the Weasleys and the Potters. I can?t imagine what it is I?ve done to
him, but I don?t really care too much either.
I wait for hours for Scorpius to return, hoping and praying that Rose
hasn't given birth yet. Where the hell could he be? Ron?s phone beeps
and I realise I?ve gotten a text message from Al. My heart starts
racing, thinking it'll be a message saying 'Rose had baby. Come back
now.' But it isn't.
/CHECK HOUSE NEXT 2 MALFOYS./
I run up the path to the house next door to the Malfoys, which is
significantly smaller, but much more homely. I knock on the door, but
there is no reply. So I knock again and again. And then I notice the
doorbell so I ring that too. I then hear some noise from inside the
house, so I know there?s someone home. So I keep knocking and ringing
the doorbell until finally someone answers the door. A bloke around
Rose?s age answers looking at me as if I?m some mental bloke trying to
sell him something or make him join a cult.
?I?m looking for Scorpius Malfoy, is he here?? I ask frantically. This

is my last hope.
?Teddy? What?re you doing here?? Scorpius appears behind the guy who
answered the door, looking confused and a little pissed off. I don?t
care. It?s not the time to get hung up on why he seems to have it in for
me. His baby is being born.
?Rose is in labour.?
His expression changes as quick as lightning to completely terrified. I

know how he feels.
/I?I think it?s time/. I will never forget those words as long as I live
and how scared I felt upon hearing them.
?Darren, I have to go,? says Scorpius quickly.
?Go!? The bloke called Darren practically pushes him out the door.
?When did this happen?? Scorpius demands as we run down the path and
over to his house where we can apparate safely.
?About two hours ago, but she says she?s been having mild contractions
since last night,? I inform him.
Scorpius stops running and glares at me, so I stop running too and face
him. Here we go, this will somehow be my fault.
?Since /last night/? And nobody thought to tell me?? he shoots.
?What d?you think I?m doing?? I growl. I?m not prepared to take any shit
from him. ?Look Scorpius, she didn?t even know she was having
contractions last night, and she?s only really started having them for
the last two hours. I?ve been here the whole time looking for you
because you weren?t on standby waiting to be contacted!?
?This is my fault now?!? Scorpius shouts, ?She?s not due for two weeks!
Should I just be waiting by the fire?!?
?YES YOU SHOULD!? I yell. Rose deserves better than this plank. ?I was
?round at her house every day making sure she was okay!?
?Well aren?t you just Mister Perfect?? says Scorpius nastily, ?Why don?t
you just go be there for her then? I?m obviously not needed ? she?d
probably prefer have /you/ there anyway!?
?Don't be a prat,? I snap, ?You?re that kid?s father. But if you?re not
up to it, I?ll step in because Rose is one of my best friends. She?s
practically my sister! And if you abandon her now, I swear to Merlin
I?ll break both your legs.? And I mean it too.
?Sister?? he snorts, ?Yeah, right.?
Just what is he implying? That Rose and I are somehow to be considered

more than friends? Talk about sick-minded.
?What?re you saying, Malfoy??
?I?m saying that she?s in love with you! And she always has been in love
with you! So excuse me for feeling like a bit of a third wheel!?
Okay, this is awkward. Of course Rose isn?t in love with me. She?s like
my little sister, the little sister I?ve always wanted. I feel connected
to her unlike any other member of the Weasley family, even Victoire. I
love Rose, but I?m not in love with her. That?s just wrong. And I?m sure
she?s not in love with me. Maybe she had a silly crush at some stage.
We?ve all had them. I used to fancy Hermione (it was a weird phase). But
if Scorpius thinks that I?m the one she?s in love with, then he?s more
stupid than I thought.
?Shut up,? I say, ?You don?t have a clue, do you? If she?s in love with
me, then why did she make me come and look for you? Why is she in St
Mungo?s crying out for you? Rose is strong enough to have that baby by
herself, but she wants you there. And if you miss it, she?ll never
forgive you, I?ll never forgive you and you?ll never forgive yourself.
Now come on, we?re going to St Mungo?s.?
He doesn?t say anything. I think he knows I?m right.
*_ROSE'S POV_*
Shit. Double Shit. Triple Shit. Quadruple Shit with bells on.
Why does this hurt so much? Nearly three hours later and I?ve run out of
bad things I?ve done in life that I need to be punished so severely. And
believe me, I?m no saint.
?Mum it /hurts/!? I cry stupidly, and I half expect her to say ?well,
duh?. But she doesn?t. She just looks at me as if she can feel my pain
vicariously, so I hold her hand, partly for me and partly for her. Won?t
these contractions ever end? Will it ever be time to push? And where the
hell is Scorpius?
Why did I sleep with him? No good can come from sleeping with the enemy.
None whatsoever. And giving birth to a Malfoy baby is probably going to
be even sorer than giving birth to a regular baby, what with it being
pure evil and everything. Because that?s what Scorpius Malfoy is ? pure
evil. He did this to me! And he isn?t even here to see the result of his
handiwork! If this baby?s a boy, I?m calling him Lucifer.
The door opens and in walks Healer Josie Thorne, all sweetness and
light, ready to tell me how many centimetres I?m dilated. I thought I
liked her ? now I realise that I hold nothing more than pure and raw
hatred for the woman. I sit up onto the bed for the first time since I
realised that standing hurts less. She feels my cervix.
?Eight and a half,? she smiles, ?You?re almost there.?
I don?t know if she expects me to sing the Dixie or something at this

news, but she definitely thinks I should be happy. I want to spit in her
face, but that might be going to extremes. She leaves again, telling us
she?ll be back in about twenty minutes.
?Not long now,? Mum says reassuringly, ?It?ll all be over soon.?
?I need it to be over now!? I cry, ?Accio! Try the Accio charm! It?ll
just fly right out! Placenta and all!?
?Darling, I don?t think it works that way,? says Mum, while Ginny bites
her lip to stop herself from laughing. It could work. I wonder has
anybody every tried it? You can?t know until you?ve tried.
?Where?s my wand?? I demand.
?You left it at home,? says Mum.
?And they don?t allow mother?s to carry their wands in the ward,? says
Ginny, ?Who knows who they?d kill if they had it on them.?
I have a list of at least twenty people who would be dead at this stage,
including the insensitive cleaner who walked in when Hr. Thorne was
checking how many centimetres dilated I was about an hour ago. And of
course Hr. Thorne herself would be long gone.
?How did you two go and have more children after this?? I cry out in pain.
?Ron wanted a boy,? Mum shrugs.
?Harry wanted a girl,? says Ginny, ?Third time lucky.?
Well I don?t give a flying Pixie?s arse if Scorpius wants a boy, if this
baby is a girl then she can have a bloody sex change ? I am never doing
this again! Nana Molly did this seven times ? seven! And twice in one
day! She is superwoman. I?ve never had more respect for her than I do
now. She pops her head in from time to time along with Granny Jane, but
they don?t stay long because Thorne keeps ushering people out.
Forty minutes later, Healer Thorne tells me I?m ten centimetres dilated.
It?s time to push.
?I?m not ready to push!? I cry, even though back at eight I was more
than ready, ?I need Scorpius! I can?t push yet!?
?Rose, you can?t put this off,? says Mum, ?Scorpius will be here!?
?You don?t know that!? I cry, tears now streaming down my cheeks and not
just from the pain. Scorpius /has/ to be here.
Just then the door bursts open and Scorpius is there, doubled over with
his hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath.
?R-Rose?I?just?heard?so?sorry?? he gasps and grabs my hand.
?Its?okay?you?re?here?now,? I gasp back, trying to catch my own breath.
?I?ll leave,? says Ginny and gives Scorpius her seat. She pats him on
the shoulder on her way out the door.
?Maybe I should go too ??
?No!? I cut Mum off, ?Mum?I need you!?
She takes my other hand. /Now/ I can push.
*_SCORPIUS'S POV_*
This is surreal. This cannot be happening, not now. It?s too early. I
don?t even have time to process this when ?
?Okay Rose, I need you to push now.?

I can do this. I can help her push. Deep breaths. I?ll be fine. Be
strong. Be strong like Rose.
She doesn?t scream at all as she pushes the first time, sweat pouring
down her face and her red hair more out-of-control than I?ve ever seen
it. I?ve never been more in love with her than I am now.
?I can?t do it!? she cries after the first push, ?It?s too sore, I can?t
do it!?
?Yes you can,? I say quietly into her ear, ?You can do it, I /know/ you
can.?
?No, I can?t,? she sobs.
?The baby is crowning, Rose, you need to push!? says the Healer urgently.
?I can?t push?I can?t p-push??
Then it comes to me. I know how to get her through this! It?s too simple!
?Yeah, you?re right, /you/ can?t push.?
She looks at me, and I can see her Mum looking at me in complete shock.
Even the Healer looks up at me. They all think I?m nuts.
?What did you say?? Rose spits. I must be nuts to be saying this to a
woman who?s giving birth.
?You can?t do it,? I shrug, ?I bet you ten galleons you can?t do it.
You?re too much of a softie. Just think ? even your Aunt Audrey could do
it.?
That just about does it. Rose pushes. And she screams. And she pushes
some more.
?That?s it Rose!? the Healer cries, ?We have a head! Keep pushing!?
My baby has a head. There?s a relief. I steal a glance down at my child

coming into the world and immediately wish I hadn?t. There?s so much
blood ? it?s disgusting. Rose is lucky she doesn?t have to look at it. I
better not mention that to her.
?C?mon Rose, one more big push,? I tell her, ?Prove me wrong, babe.?
She pushes as hard as she possibly can, yelling, moaning, swearing,
sweating and then ?
Cries of a newborn fill the whole ward. Rose flops down onto her pillow,
totally and completely exhausted and drenched in sweat. Hermione bursts
into tears and kisses her daughter on the forehead, while Rose whispers
"I told you I could do it..."
?Congratulations,? the Healer smiles and holds up the baby, ?It?s a boy.?
Wow.
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*A/N: Fast update? I think so! And congrats to those who guessed the sex
- it was always gonna be a boy I'm afraid! I have first and middle names
picked out too. There will be two more chapters and then it's all over!
*wipes tear* And thank you so much for all of your reviews! I really
REALLY appreciate them all! We're back up to the number of reviews this
story had before the site crash, so I just want to thank you so much for
that! So I'll ask you again: please review the chapter! It was so hard
to write, I never knew how I was going to go about it, so I thought the
changes of POV might bring something new and fresh...or maybe it's been
done before, I'm not sure. I've never read a fic where someone gives
birth. Anyhoo, please review this chapter and tell me how I did. I love
you all! Happy 21-days-til-Christmas! (",)
P.S - My cousin had a boy too :)*
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*Chapter 35: Call Me Mum*
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*_Chapter 35 - Call Me Mum_*
I flop back onto the bed in complete exhaustion, tears rolling down my
face and beads of sweat pouring out of me. The unimaginable pain that
I?ve become accustomed to at this stage has eased considerably, but is
by no means gone, and I have the feeling that I?ll never be able to sit
on a broom ever again. Actually, I?m not sure if I?ll ever be able to
sit on a /chair/ again. Mum kisses my forehead, telling me she?s so
proud of me. Scorpius?s eyes are focused on the baby ? /my/ baby ?
Healer Thorne is holding up and it looks as if he?s stopped breathing
completely.
?Congratulations,? says Healer Thorne, ?It?s a boy.?
A /boy/ ? I have a son. And he has ten fingers and ten toes, and he
looks (and sounds) completely healthy. Healer Thorne lets Scorpius cut
the cord, cleans him and wraps him in a white blanket and hands him to
me. He?s so tiny. Thorne says he?s a big baby, especially one who came
early ? he?s nine pounds. But he?s so, so tiny. I?m afraid I?m going to
break him. Am I even holding him right? He?s not crying anymore and his
eyes are closed. How can a person be so small, yet be the cause of so
much pain? His cries ease after a few moments, when he has adjusted to
life outside my uterus.
?Hello baby boy,? I whisper to him. I wonder if he recognises my voice.

Maybe if I was more sarcastic and shouted at James for a while he?d feel
more at home. I mean, he must have heard all the times I swore while I
was pregnant. Shit, speaking of James ? I owe him twenty galleons.
?He?s?he?s brilliant,? Scorpius gasps in awe. I?m in awe too. I thought

Scorpius might be able to come up with a better adjective for his
newborn son than ?/brilliant?/, but I suppose that?s a fairly accurate
word for him. He /is/ brilliant.
?He?s just beautiful,? Mum sniffs, leaning in to have a good look at

him, ?He looks just like you, Scorpius.? She?s just saying that to be
nice. All newborn babies look basically the same. Still Scorpius beams
with pride at her words.
?Can I hold him?? Scorpius asks nervously. I pass him over, supporting
his head. Scorpius looks so awkward holding him, and completely scared
shitless. It?s exactly how I feel. After the placenta is delivered and
after the Healer clears up everything with a wave of her wand, Mum goes
out to tell the family about the new addition. The Healer puts a little
blue hat on the baby?s head, smiles at us and then leaves us alone.
?He looks like a seeker, doesn?t he?? says Scorpius, now looking much
more comfortable holding him, ?He?ll be the best seeker the Wimbourne
Wasps ever saw! He?ll change the face of Quidditch.?
?He?s a minute old, don?t you think you?re getting a bit ahead of
yourself?? I yawn, my eyes half-closing.
I don?t think I?ve ever been so exhausted in my life. James made me run
twenty laps of the Quidditch pitch in fifth year with a bag full of
bricks on my back in the blazing heat and I wasn?t even half as tired.
It?s a struggle to even keep my eyes open, and I?m almost jealous of the
baby sleeping soundly in Scorpius?s arms.
?You did great, Rose,? I can hear Scorpius?s saying, ?I don?t know how
you did it.?
I don?t know how I did it either.
*
I open my eyes and realise that I?ve slept right through until morning,
having fallen asleep at eight o?clock last night. As far as I remember
Dad, Mum and Hugo were in here, but I think everyone else went home.
Well, everyone else except for Scorpius. He?s asleep in the armchair
beside my bed. It?s nine o?clock and the baby is still sleeping too.
Maybe it?s not true what people say. Maybe babies don?t cry all through
the night. Or maybe my baby is just perfect.
Scorpius?s arm slips off the chair and he awakes suddenly, looking
around him to see where he is.
?Oh, you?re awake,? he says groggily.
?Yeah,? I reply, though it doesn?t feel like I?m awake. It feels like
I?m stuck in the middle of a strange dream, still trying to decide
whether it?s going to turn out to be good or whether it?ll be my worst
nightmare.
?The Healer said to give you this if you have any pain,? he hands me a
vial of blue potion. I take it, as I?m beginning to feel pain as soon as
I sit up.
?The Healer was in here??
?Yeah, she came in when the baby woke up the first time,? Scorpius yawns.
?He woke up?? I don?t remember him waking up. Surely I would have heard
him. I can?t be that terrible a mother that I don?t even hear my own
baby when he cries.
?About three times, you were out like a light,? says Scorpius, ?He
wasn?t too loud anyway. Rose, don?t look like that.?
?Like what??
?Like you think you?re a bad Mum because you didn?t wake up.?
He is a mind reader. He has to be. I do not have an ?I think I?m a bad

mother? look. But what if Scorpius wasn?t here? What if the baby was in
actual distress and I didn?t even wake up because I?m too bloody lazy?
?You know, we can?t keep referring to him as ?The Baby?,? says Scorpius,
?I was thinking of some names?what do you think of ??
?Look if you want to call it Draco or Jubbah or Taurus or some weird

Malfoy name, I?m going to need a /seriously/ big bribe ??
?No actually ??
?And we?re not calling him Lucius, because then all the other children
will call him ?Lucy?,? I tell him firmly.
?I don?t want to call him Lucius!?
?You know, I could get used to Draco after a while, I reckon. We could
call him ?Drake?. But I really don?t think Dad?s going to be happy about
it ??
?Rose, what do you think of Aidan?? he interrupts me.
?Aidan who??
?Aidan Weasley,? he says. Who the hell is Aidan Weasley? Do I know an

Aidan Weasley? Scorpius points at the baby.
?You mean as a name?? I ask stupidly.
?Well?yeah.?
?I?I like it,? I say. This has to be one of the first things we?ve ever
agreed on, ?Aidan Weasley?Aidan Ronald Weasley.? I like that name. No, I
/love/ the name. Aidan. I can?t imagine calling him anything else now
that Scorpius has said it.
As if he knows we?re talking about him, Aidan Ronald Weasley awakens and
begins crying. Scorpius picks him up and hands him to me. He looks like
such a Dad already, and I feel like a complete amateur.
?Why won?t he stop crying?? I ask, ?Why doesn?t he like me??
?Give him a minute,? says Scorpius, ?Maybe he?s hungry. The Healer fed
him some specially formulated milk last night, but she said that?you
know?? he scratches his head uncomfortably, ?She said it?s best if you
breastfeed.?
Breastfeed? Why didn?t I think of things like this? Of course he?s going
to want to eat, and of course I?m expected to breastfeed. I?m a mother
now. This is what mothers do. But how can I just whip my breast out with
Scorpius sitting right there? I?ve read that you?re supposed to
breastfeed about half an hour after the baby is born, but I just feel
asleep. I?m completely negligent. What if he doesn?t latch on now? What
if he never latches on because I was too tired to feed him?
?I?m just going to go to the loo,? Scorpius decides. Apparently he?s
picked up on how uncomfortable I am.
?Hello Aidan,? I say to my baby, who has sort of stopped crying but is
still whinging a bit, ?Are you hungry? If you are you can?I don?t know,
you can blink twice.? He looks at me and goes quiet, as if trying to
figure out what on earth I?m talking about. Right. Okay. Let?s do this.
I open the buttons of my hospital gown and wait. I don?t know if he?s
supposed to latch on himself or if I?m supposed to push his head in or
something. So I just hold him there. He continues looking up at me.
?Come on, Aidan. It?ll be easier for both of us if you just do it.?
He shows no indication that he?s going to do it. He?s disobedient

already and he isn?t even a day old.
?Please Aidan, /please/,? I sob, ?I?m sorry I didn?t do it yesterday,

but I was tired. You know how it is ? I?m sorry! I?ll never sleep again
if you just do it! Please don?t hate me, pet. I love you, just ??
He?s doing it! See, I can be persuasive! This feels so strange, but so ?
rewarding? I don?t know if that?s the right word. I am feeding another
human being! And not like how the House Elves feed the students of
Hogwarts ? I?m physically producing the food and the nutrients. Another
human is completely dependent on me for their survival, and although it
is scary, I?m doing it! I?m feeding him!
Scorpius knocks on the door before coming back in. Now I really don?t
care what he sees.
?He?s doing it! He latched on, Scorpius, he?s eating?or drinking or

whatever it?s called!?
?Really? That?s fantastic! You know, I still can?t believe he?s here.?
Scorpius sits back down on the armchair and closes his eyes. Come to
think of it, he probably hasn?t slept much if the baby ? I mean, Aidan ?
woke up three times last night. I can?t quite believe he?s here either.
I suppose I just got so used to being pregnant. It?s a bit hard to
adjust to life without the huge bulging stomach, although there is still
a significant amount of fat there that wasn?t there before.
Aidan goes back to sleep after he?s been fed. I have a shower and feel
much more refreshed now that I don?t smell like sweat and my hair isn?t
as greasy as a bag of chips. The Healer comes in shortly afterwards and
tells me I can go home after lunch.
?After lunch? Isn?t that a bit soon?? I ask her.
?No, it?s fairly standard,? she replies.
?But?what if something happens to Aidan? What if he stops breathing?or

what if?what if??
?Miss Weasley,? she smiles, ?It?s completely normal to feel this way. If
you have any questions, you can contact us at any time.?
Stupid sadist Healers don?t even care about my baby. All they want to do
is free up the bed for the next poor pregnant woman who has to go
through the torture of giving birth.
?It?s safe to use the floo system as long as you keep the baby held very
closely to your body. We have special floo powder you can use, you won?t
go quite as rapidly as with normal floo powder??
At one o?clock I floo home, while Scorpius apparates on ahead.

Apparently you can?t bring babies on side-along apparition until they?re
more than twelve weeks, so I have to bring Aidan. Flooing so slowly is a
strange experience. I can see into people?s living rooms through their
fireplaces. Most of them are empty, but the odd few have people reading
on their sofas and cleaning and one rather disturbing living room has
two people going at it right there on the floor. I don?t really like
this slow Flooing thing. I hold Aidan close to my body as instructed and
wait until I see Scorpius. After what has to be at least ten minutes of
passing random fireplaces, I spot Scorpius and Hugo and step out.
Usually I?d go flying into the living room spreading soot all around the
place, but today I can actually /step/ out.
?You?re here!? Mum cries, running into the living room from the kitchen.
I barely have time to dust myself off when Dad runs in from the kitchen
too. ?We were going to go to the hospital just now but then Scorpius
came and said you were on your way already. How?s my grandson today??
Mum takes Aidan off me and starts cooing at him, as people do at babies.
Dad looks in at him over her shoulder.
?He?s amazing, isn?t he?? Dad whispers in awe, ?Oh, look what I got
him!? He grabs a bag from beside the sofa and takes a bright orange baby
grow out of it, with the Chudley Cannons logo stitched on the front.
?Isn?t it brilliant?!?
?Can I hold him now?? asks Hugo, ?I didn?t get to hold him yesterday.?
?Go ahead,? I tell him.
?Mind his head now, Hugo,? Mum warns and hands Aidan over, ?Do you have
a name for this little man yet??
I thought Scorpius might have told them already, but I?m glad he hasn?t.
He looks at me, indicating that he knows that I want to tell them even
though he was the one who came up with the name.
?Yes?this is Aidan Ronald Weasley,? I tell them proudly.
?Aidan?s a cool name,? says Hugo, ?Aidan, I?m your Uncle Hugo. You can
call me Psycho.?
My child has no chance of being normal.
?Ronald? You really?you really named him Aidan Ronald?? Dad asks in shock.
?Well, yeah,? I shrug, ?He was never going to have any other middle name.?
?Unless he was a girl,? says Scorpius logically.
Dad looks honestly touched by this revelation. I think I can see tears
in his eyes.
?Uh, I?m just going to the bathroom,? he says in a shaky voice. Mum
rolls her eyes.
?I think Aidan is a lovely name,? says Mum, ?It really suits him.?
I want to tell her about the breastfeeding, but I don?t want to creep
Hugo out, so I decide to leave that until later. Mum tells me to sit
down and put my feet up while she fixes up some lunch. Scorpius decides
to help her, trying to get on the good side of his could-be future
mother-in-law.
Or not. I don?t care.
I put Aidan down for a nap before we all dig in to some of Mum?s
delicious quiche, followed by those pancakes Dad promised me before I
went into labour. The whole situation is still a bit surreal to me. I
don?t think it has sunk in yet. Even the fact that Scorpius Malfoy is
sitting at our kitchen table eating lunch with us is a bit strange for
me, even though he?s stayed here before plenty of times.
?Mr and Mrs Weasley,? Scorpius begins.
?Please, call us Ron and Hermione,? says Mum and Dad looks at her as if
he would much prefer to be referred to as ?Mr Weasley?, especially by a
Malfoy. Mum scowls back at him.
?A-Alright?? Scorpius looks equally discomforted by this, ?Well, I was

just wondering if it?d be alright if my parents stopped by later on.
They haven?t seen the baby yet and ??
?That?s fine, Scorpius,? says Mum kindly, and she kicks Dad under the
table when he drops his fork in shock. Scorpius pretends not to notice.
?I?m sure you?ll be getting plenty of visitors today??
Mum?s not joking either. We?re getting more visitors than I got the day
before I went into labour. Of course the Auntie Audrey Clan are the
first to drop in as soon as they find out I?m home, but they ? as in
Audrey and Molly ? are quite disappointed to find that Aidan is fast
asleep. Percy and Lucy don?t really seem to mind. Percy is busy telling
Dad all about the changes being made to the Department of Mysteries next
year, and Dad has yawned about twenty-six times since the conversation
started.
Jenny, Al and Dom stop in soon after Percy and Audrey leave. I?m happy
to see them, but this visitor business is quite tiring, and even though
I got thirteen hours of sleep last night, I?m still exhausted.
?Rose, he?s so gorgeous,? Jenny sniffs, holding her godson for the first
time.
?Yeah, it?s hard to believe /you/ two could make something so

beautiful,? Dom sneers, ?Nice work Mr Malfoy.?
?Cheers Dom,? says Scorpius sarcastically. Dom throws her arm around his
neck and ruffles his hair playfully. I feel a split-second long flash of
jealousy, but shake it away. Dom is with Mark. She and Scorpius broke
up. They are just being playful mates. Although when they actually got
past the hating each other phase I?m not sure. And anyway, even if they
weren?t just friends, if they were something more, I would have
absolutely no right to be jealous. Scorpius and I broke up for a reason.
Jenny looks at me and I feel like she can see what I?m thinking. She
shakes her head as if trying to tell me to stop being so ridiculous.
?I can?t believe he?s yours,? says Al, ?I mean, it was just last year
you, James and Mark were lighting bags of Hippogriff dung ??
?Shh!? I hiss, ?My Mum?s in the kitchen!?
?Come on, you?ve just had a baby, how innocent does she think you are??
asks Dom.
Teddy and Victoire arrive soon after, both of them looking quite
terrified by the very idea of having a baby of their own. Of course I?m
the only one who knows they?re pregnant, so I can?t exactly say
anything. When Teddy, Victoire, Jenny, Al and Dom leave, Uncle Harry and
Aunt Ginny arrive.
?Ginny?I just want to say thank you so much for being there for me
yesterday,? I tell her in private while everyone else is fussing over
Aidan.
?Oh please, it was nothing,? Ginny waves her hand, ?You seem to be doing
well so far.?
?I feel like crying every twenty minutes or so,? I admit, ?And I?m
constantly worrying that there?s something wrong with him. Is that normal??
?Yes, it?s normal,? she assures me.
?When will that go away??
?When it does, I?ll let you know,? she winks.
When the doorbell rings for what feels like the millionth time today,
Mum goes to answer it while Ginny and Harry take loads of pictures of
Aidan. Dad has taken loads too and sent about fifty to Uncle Charlie in
Romania. I feel sorry for the poor owl that has to carry them the whole
way.
?Scorpius,? says Mum, ?Your parents are here.? She steps aside and
allows Draco and Astoria Malfoy into the living room. Dad and Uncle
Harry look at one another sceptically. I knew this was going to be
awkward, but it?s unbearable already. Luckily Aidan awakens and breaks
the tension ? thank God for that child.
?He needs his nappy changed,? I announce, for lack of anything better to
say.
?I?ll do it!? Dad, Harry, Ginny and Scorpius all say at the same time,
each one of them looking for an excuse to escape the tension. That?s how
bad it is ? we?d prefer change a nappy.
?No, it?s alright, I?ll do it,? I say and rush from the room upstairs to
my bedroom. He doesn?t actually need his nappy changed, but he does look
hungry again. I?ve tried breastfeeding a few times today, but he hasn?t
latched on since this morning. This time, however, he does. He seems
content afterwards, and more alert than ever before. He is looking
around my room with his big grey eyes that I?m quite sure are going to
turn brown in the next few months, just like I?m sure his very dark hair
is going to brighten up. I had jet black hair too when I was born,
apparently, just like James apparently was blonde as a toddler.
?Are you ready to meet your grandparents, Aidan?? I ask him, ?Now if you
get a slightly evil vibe from Grandad Draco, that?s completely normal
and just something you?ll have to get used to. And if he ever tries to
bribe you to?I don?t know?abort your child, just say no. Oh, and say no
to drugs.? I feel it?s never too soon to teach a child these things.
?And Granny Astoria is quite a lovely lady, but she?s not as nice as
Nana Hermione, alright?? He continues staring at me. Maybe he
understands me. ?Oh, and in case I haven?t introduced myself already ?
Rose Weasley. But you can call me Mum.?
I bring Aidan back downstairs to face the Malfoys. I feel like a

negligent mother, subjecting him to Draco Malfoy at such a young age,
but I suppose there?s nothing I can do about it. Well, I could always
run out the front door and hide in a ditch until they leave. But then
I?m fairly sure social services would take him away from me. And I
wouldn?t blame them, not in the slightest.
Everyone is sitting in silence in the living room. Mum has made tea for
Draco and Astoria and I can see that this is just about the strangest
situation they?ve ever been in. Dad and Harry seem to be in some sort of
staring competition with Draco, while Astoria looks at the family
pictures hanging around the room.
?There you are!? exclaims Mum, not at all masking the relief in her
voice when she sees me walking into the room. Scorpius looks just about
ready to die.
?Sorry about that,? I say.
?Not at all,? Astoria smiles, standing up to have a good look at Aidan,

?Oh he?s just perfect! Draco, look at him, isn?t he perfect??
Draco looks at him and says nothing. At first I think he?s going to just
ignore the fact that he is his first grandson, that Aidan means nothing
to him, but then I see the slightest trace of a smile on his lips. And
that?s enough for me as far as Draco Malfoy goes. I really don?t think
he?s going to get any warmer.
?May I hold him, Rose?? Astoria asks, ?If it?s alright with you ??
?Of course it?s alright,? I tell her and hand him over.
Draco looks at him closer now that it?s Astoria holding him and not me.
Astoria is unable to stop grinning. Aidan has that effect on people,
I?ve noticed.
?He?s wonderful,? Astoria gasps, ?He really is. And I think you chose a
lovely name.? She?s looking at me as she says it.
?Actually, Scorpius chose it,? I say. Everyone looks at Scorpius, as if

surprised he could have come up with such a normal name.
?What, just because my name is Scorpius I can?t think of nice names?? he
asks, mock-offended.
?Well it?s very nice,? says Astoria, as if Scorpius is a little six year
old showing her a muddled up picture he finger painted at school.
?Draco, do you want to hold him??
Dad stands up now too as Draco takes the baby from Astoria. It?s as if
he?s in competition with him to see who the better grandfather is. Draco
smiles an actual smile this time as he looks at Aidan. Maybe he sees the
Malfoy in him. It?s funny, the reason Dad loves Aidan so much is because
all he sees is Weasley. I suppose we all see what we want to see.
?He?s?well, he?s?er, congratulations,? Draco mumbles.
?Can I hold him now?? Dad asks childishly.
?I only just got him!? Draco complains.
?Yeah but ??
?Ron,? Mum hisses, ?You?ve held him already today.?
?Yeah, but not while he was awake,? Dad argues.
?Yes but Mal- I mean, Draco, has only just got him,? says Mum. Dad looks
at her as if she?s completely betrayed him. She glares back at him, with
a very distinct ?Do Not Mess With Me? look.
?You have the same glare as your Mum,? Scorpius says quietly to me. Oh
God, I do and all. I can tell Mum isn?t actually sticking up for Draco
Malfoy, she just doesn?t want another argument between him and Dad.
Draco smirks triumphantly at Dad.
?He?s Aidan Ronald you know,? says Dad and that wipes the smirk off
Draco?s face. Can they get any more immature?
?He looks like Scorpius, doesn?t he Astoria?? Draco retaliates.
?I?well, he looks like??
?Any other newborn baby,? I say, ?He doesn?t look like anyone yet.?
Do we really have to sort him so early? Why don?t we just get the
sorting hat to put him in Gryffindor or Slytherin right now?
Astoria and Draco don?t stay too long, but say they?ll be back to visit
soon. Scorpius is staying here for the next few weeks to help out with
Aidan until he has to go back to school. And despite the fact that he is
unsure whether he should go back to Hogwarts or not, and despite the
fact that I?m scared shitless of not having him here with me, he is
going back. He will get his NEWTs, he will get a good job and we will be
a family. One day.
*/7 weeks later? /*

I walk steadily towards the barrier between Platforms 9 and 10 at Kings
Cross Station, pushing the pram in front of me. Aidan is sleeping
soundly in it for the first time today, having screamed his lungs out
all of last night. Platform 9 ¾ is bustling with students as usual, many
of them staring at me and trying to get a look into the pram. I suppose
they?re surprised to see me. I suppose they weren?t expecting me back.
Scorpius comes through the barrier after me and we fight our way through
the crowd to find the others. Mum and Dad are hugging Hugo goodbye,
while Ginny is straightening up Al?s Head Boy badge on his robes. Lily
kisses her Mum, waves to me and Scorpius and then jumps aboard the
Hogwarts Express.
?How?s my favourite first cousin once removed?? Al grins peering into

the pram.
?Wake him and die,? I growl.
?Woah, someone?s grouchy,? Al observes.
?Someone only got two hours sleep last night so I wouldn?t mess with
someone if I were you,? Scorpius warns him.
?Oh, right,? he says, ?Well, I?m off to find Jenny. I?ll see you soon,
Rose.? I hug him and he climbs onto the train. I then see Dom and Jenny
pushing through the crowd to get to us, followed closely by Laura.
?I can?t believe you?re not coming back this year!? Dom cries, ?The
dorm?s not going to be the same without you! Nor is the Quidditch team,
which I?m captain of, by the way.? She keeps randomly throwing that in,
as if she hasn?t told us twelve thousand times that she?s captain of the
Gryffindor team.
?Too right,? Laura agrees, ?So is this him then??
?No, this is just some random baby I stole,? I tell her.

?Well I can see motherhood hasn?t changed you a whole lot,? she grins,
?He?s cool. A bit small, but what can you do?? I can?t believe this time
last year I hated her.
?Bye Aidan!? Jenny coos in and I reiterate the ?wake him and die?
statement. ?We?ll see you in five weeks?? I nod and hug her and the
three get onto the train. In five weeks I?ve planned to apparate up to
Hogsmeade (if I get the time to take my apparition test) with Aidan.
He?ll be twelve weeks by then and thus be able to go side-along, and Al
has promised to organise a Hogsmeade trip for that weekend.
The whistles sounds, indicating that the train will be leaving in one
minute. I turn to Scorpius.
?Right, well I?ll see you soon,? I say, feeling my stomach tighten up
and a lump forming in my throat.
?Right,? he nods and pulls me close in a hug.
?A-and?I was just thinking?you know, forming thoughts?as one does?and I

think,? I stutter, ?I think it might be best if you concentrate on your
studies this year. You know, you don?t want to get distracted by say, I
don?t know?girls or something.?
?You don?t want me to date?? he asks, smirking slightly.
?Oh no! No it?s not that! I mean, I want you to date!? I cry quickly,
?Date away! You can go and date anyone you like! Get stuck in my
friend!? Am I really coming out with this? ?I just think that in your
NEWT year you shouldn?t be wasting time kissing when you could be
studying!?
He raises his eyebrows, clearly amused. ?So you don?t want me kissing
girls??
?It?s not what I want, it?s what?s best for you academically! Studies
have shown that single people do better than say, people who date half
the population of Hogwarts. But you can kiss any girl you want, it?s
fine by me!?
?I can??
?Yes!?
?Any girl I want?? he asks.

?Yes, any girl.? Oh kill me now. This is worse than when I barged in on
him in the bathroom at the wedding.
?Can I kiss you then?? he asks.
?Me?? Did he really just ask that?
He kisses me. And it?s euphoric. It?s completely sensational. And I

completely forget why we haven't been doing this all along. I can hear
Al, Jenny, Dom and Laura cheering out the window of the Hogwarts
Express. Then the whistles sounds again and the doors of the train start
closing.
?You have to go!? I tell him, pushing him over to the door of the train.
He throws his trunk on and then turns back to me.
?I won?t be kissing any other girls,? he tells me, ?I promise. You look
after that son of mine.?
?I will,? I reply.
The doors close and the train begins to move off. I can see my friends
and cousins waving at me, Scorpius smiling, and I can?t stop the tears
coming as I see my old life speed away from me towards the castle I?ll
always call my home. The Hogwarts Express is soon nothing more than a
dot in the distance and then it finally disappears around the corner. I
feel Mum?s hand on my shoulder and I follow her and Dad back out to the
Muggle world, pushing Aidan?s pram. It?s just him and me now. Me and my
baby. My beautiful, perfect little ?
?Waaaaahh!!!?
Oh bollocks.
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*A/N - First off, a big congrats to RoseCrimson who guessed the baby's
name right! Well done to you! RoseCrimson may be a true Seer...
Secondly, a huge thanks to you, the reviewers who got the story to over
3,000 reviews! How sensational is that?! When the site experienced
trouble a few weeks ago and Delicate lost 1400 reviews, I never dreamed
I could get this many, but you all made it possible and I just want to
thank you so much for that!
I feel like this would be a nice place to end the story completely. I
know I promised you another chapter, so I'm going to write a sequel
instead. I'm not sure when it'll be so keep your eyes open!*
*Just a couple more thank you's:
1. To the validators at HPFF who validated 26 chapters of Delicate, you
are the best! This site wouldn't be what it is without their hard work
and dedication.
2. To JK Rowling for writing the epilogue and laying the foundations for
this story.
3. To you the readers and reviewers, you're the reason I wrote a second
chapter.
4. To those who voted for me in the Dobbys, I've said it before, but I
love you. Seriously.
5. To Rose - you were a great character to write, if slightly insane and
annoying.
6. To Scorpius, without your sperm, this story would not be possible.
7. To those who want to write fanfiction but are too afraid of
criticism, go for it. You won?t know until you?ve tried. And if people
don?t like your first story, keep going with others ? you?ll get there.
(Delicate was far from my first attempt)
8. To those who weren?t Rose/Scorpius shippers, or Next Gen readers but
still gave my story a chance, I salute you.
And finally, to those who read this A/N - God bless your patience! And
so I now officially change the status of this story from WIP to
Completed. *wipes tear*
padfoot4ever (",)
P.S - One last time, I ask you to please review, and I promise to
respond to every review left for this chapter. I'd love to know what you
think. (It might take me a while to respond, but I'll do it!)
EDIT 14/02/09 - Sequel 'Still Delicate' is now started and can be found
on my author's page. :)*
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It was only /one/ time.

I tap it with my wand again.

And that not-so-comforting word appears up again, blue and bulging.

Because everyone knows that if you ignore something enough, it will go

I could live on toothpaste and shampoo ? although, I doubt that is a

WHY AM I BEING SO BLOODY /CASUAL/???

And if I don?t die and do someday decide to leave this bathroom, at

Wow, we /really/ should have used a condom.

*Hope you liked it! Now you know what to do! =)

I suppose /technically/ I should /probably/ tell Scorpius first.

Well, it?s a mixture of Firewhiskey and revenge. As most pregnancies are.

Back to James's party.

Earlier that day, my sort-of-boyfriend Carl had broken up with me in

?Oi! Rose! I don?t think we should go out anymore!?

He was a complete /prick/. James and Al offered to beat him up but I

He looked down and realised what I did ?

/Nobody/ breaks up with Rose Weasley in front of the whole school.

/Blah blah blah./

Then, the next thing I knew, we were in my dormitory, awkwardly tearing

But I regret that now.

We didn?t speak again after that out of sheer awkwardness. We both

Of course, that?s going to be significantly harder now that I?m having

I sit in the common room reading ?/The Green Mile/? by Stephen

That happens quite often, come to think of it.

?Oh can?t you? Then that?s ten points from Hufflepuff!?

?Hey Red,? he grins.

Why do those stupid black-haired Potter boys insist on calling me that?

He looks like he believes me.

?Who rattled your owl cage??

I narrow my eyes at him. He grins back annoyingly.

?Why are you so happy?? I ask harshly.

?Jenny has agreed to go out with me,? he says cheerfully.

I stare into his green eyes and shrug as if to say ?so??

?Cheer up, Red. It?s Christmas!?

Does it look like I give a flying Pixie?s arse if it?s Christmas?

Al reads the look on my face.

?Come on, we?re going home tomorrow. We get to see Teddy!?

Which is always a plus.

My heart stops beating.

That?s the end of that.

Al rambles on about Scorpius? parents going to Brussels?or maybe he said

Headmaster Flitwick is sitting behind his desk on what must be three

Flitwick looks up from his notes as if just realising that I am here.

?Oh, hello Miss Weasley!?

?Hello,? I say, trying to be polite.

I can?t think quickly enough so now I am being forced to go home with

But we don?t always get what we wish for, do we?

I don?t really speak much at breakfast. Nobody seems to notice ? James

I look from James to Fred, their eyes digging into mine.

Because James is a strange individual.

Because nothing seems to be going to plan for me these days.

?Pull my finger,? says Fred.

Okay, perhaps the silence was better.

It?s dark by the time the Hogwarts Express pulls up at Platform 9 ¾.

Uncle Harry grins at me and I return the smile to my godfather. Little

When we pull up outside our house, I observe that my heart is beating

She?s sitting at the kitchen table doing some ?/Important Ministry

Not in a few months I won?t be.

I sneak out of the kitchen and upstairs to my bedroom. As I?m passing

Adolescence really is an ugly stage for some people.

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