DRACULA CHARACTERS: Count Dracula Jonathan Jonny Harker Mina Murray Rahmah the Pontianak Gabriel Van Helsing

Van Helsings Assistant Igor, Draculas Butler Count Chocula, Draculas brother. SCENE 1 Lights on. Johnny is writing something in his journal. He then looks at the audience and narrates. (Music, Stan by Eminem) Johnny: Johns journal. My name is Jonathan Harker. I was born on a rainy night in Exeter, (long pause) thats in England. My parents raised me with a lot of love, sometimes too much love. Anyway, I was sent to good schools, and I eventually became a lawyer. I thought my life was ordinary; I had a steady job, a smokin girlfriend and friends I could trust. I was wrong. One fateful meeting with a certain Count changed everything. His name, how can I forget? It wasit was..emmm. What ah? (Dracula rises out of coffin, cue creepy music) Dracula: Count Dracula!!! Johnny: Oh yeah, him! Sorry, Im a bit kanji now. Anyway, my story begins like this. Lights off. SCENE 2 Johnny enters Draculas castle. He is oblivious to the horrors of the castle. He is greeted by Igor, Draculas butler. Johnny: Knock knock. Igor: Whos there? Johnny: Jonathan Harker, I represent the law firm that deals with the Counts property. (Rahmah interrupts)

Rahmah: Who is it Igor?? Igor: Some gentleman who claims hes ummm.. who are you again?? Johnny: mmm..okayyy.. Im Johnny, and Im a friend of the Counts. I would like to see him please. Igor: (to Rahmah) its one of the Counts friends. Right this way, sir. Be careful not to trip over the corpses and the coffins and whatnot. Rahmah: Hey! Who asked you to come in! Johnny: Err.the weird midget guy. Rahmah: Igor! You know how much I hate visitors! Igor: Yes, madam. But, he has some business with the count. Rahmah: Aaaahwhatever la!!! Igor: Please wait a moment. (goes to a coffin and knocks)