Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

This list is akin to the Rosetta stone; for use in a cultural conversation with a Commie/Kali/Mexifornian. CALIFORNIA Arsenal of Weapons Delicate Wetlands Undocumented Worker Cruelty-Free Materials Assault and Battery Heavily Armed Narrow-minded Taxes or Your Fair Share Commonsense Gun Control Illegal Hazardous Explosives Equal Access to Opportunity Multicultural Community Fairness or Social Progress Upper Class or "The Rich " Progressive, Change Homeless or Disadvantaged Sniper Rifle Investment For the Future Healthcare Reform Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Truants Victim or Oppressed High Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Reintroduced Wolves Fair Trade Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich " The Gun Lobby Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus Same Sex Marriage Eco-Friendly Lighting Mandated Atzlan Responsible Government TEXAS Gun Collection Swamp Illegal Alien Synthetic Fiber Attitude Adjustment Well-protected Righteous Coerced Theft Gun Confiscation Plot Fireworks or Stump Removal Socialism High Crime Area Marxism Self-Employed Big Government Scheme Bums or Welfare Leeches Scoped Deer Rifle Higher Taxes Socialized Medicine Conservative Homeschoolers Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing Standard Capacity Magazine Church-going Sheep and Elk Killers Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Employer or Land Owner NRA Members Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) New Taxes and Higher Taxes- Theft Legalized Perversion Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs Forced Coersion Texas Independence/Treaty of Guadalupe/Gadsden Purchase Commie/Facist/Socialist Bastards!