us ne kaha chahat kesi hai yeh teri barhti jayeeeee,,,,,, mein ne kaha tumhari

chahat bharti ja rahi hai lekin mere mobile ka balance kam ho raha hai aur ab
khatam hone wala hai ....... he he he :d keep smiling ..spread smiling

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aik dafa aik bacha bagh me darakht par char kar saib chura raha hota hay.itefaaq
se maali waha aa jaata hay, usay kehta hay nechay utar warna tere ghar jaa kar
tere baap ko kehta hoon.bacha kehta hay ghar jaane ki kya zaroorat hay, saat walay
darakht par hain .

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aik molaana majlis me takreer kar raha ta,ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par
shafkat se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga jitne us yateem ke sar par baal
hay.itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se uta aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem
ganja huwa to?

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devdas ke baap ne kaha ghar chod do! maa ne kaha paroo ko chod do! paroo ne kaha
daroo peena chod do! aap ko kisne kaha ke sms karna chod do?

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aik mashhoor khilari bazar gaye to log jama hogaye aur un se autograph lainay
lagay. autograph daytay daytay us khilari kay haath thak gae tang akar unhon nay
aik admi ki auto garaph book per ghaday ki taswir banadi .us admi nay muskuratay
hooay kaha janab! mujhay aap ka auto graph chahye ,photo graph nahi .

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do dost kafe aarse bad milte hain to aik dosre se poochta he or sunao yar tumhare
fsc clear ho gaye ya nahi dosra dost sharma kar nahi yar wo matric clear mangte
hain .

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babul ke duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay maika he hamaisha yaad aye
susral ma itni daant melay yaad aye yahan ke murghi tujhay wahan pay chanay ke
daal melay tu boll ha table tanis ke ja tujh ko pati foot boll melay babul ke
duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay hey girls don''t mind ok just
kiddin.

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jo din bhi kiya din they jan tum haseen they ab tum deo(gaint) ho jin k bhi peyo
ho.

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.kon kehta hai mera aashiq ganja hai bhala chand k bhi baal hoa kertay hain .

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azmat na poochiyeh janab meray ustad ki danda oonhon nay hath main kabhi liya
nahin sar ko pakar dewar main day martay hain wo kehtay hain teray sar main koi
gomra nahin
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dil chahta hai k teray ghar k samnay ek qabar bana loon to fatiha perhnay aay
tujahy under ghusa loon.

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dieting do char dinoon ka khail nahin hai bibi ek umar chahiyeh kamray ko kamar
honay tak

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malik apne nauker se kehta hai ke jao koi khali rikshaw le ke aao nauker jata hai
aur kafi der ke baad aata hai kehta hai, malik koi khali rikshaw nahin har rikshaw
main aik aadmi betha tha.

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aap ko miss karna roz ki bat hay, yad karna adat ki bat hai, ap se dur rahna
kismat ki bat hai, magar ap ko jhalna bare bat hai.

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aik khan sahab aeropaln main bathte hai. aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai
jab, allah allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab
kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai.

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khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. karu sms ladkion ko
naam tera aae. maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi, dil ne
kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali
gayi !!

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jajh mulzim se tum ne isey muka q mara mulzim .... is ne mujhay do sal pehley
gainda kaha tha jajh ... 2 year baad q mara mulzim ... kal main zoo gia tha tou
wahan gainda dekha tou pata chala gainda aisa hota hai is liye mara

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banmanus ka bacha apni ma se ma ham itne badsurat kiun hai ma ne kha ke toba karo
beta ham to phir bhi bhetar hain us ko dekho jo ye parh raha hai.

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ek admii waqeel ke pass gaya our kaha k main apnii bewi ko talaq dena chahta hoon
ketna pesa lage ga us ne kaha 1500 rupe to us admi ne kaha k atne to mweii shadii
par bhi nahin ahe the to waqeel ne kaha saste main kaam karwaya as leye to ye hall
hain na .
mintoo : mein is duniya ko mita doon ga , mita doon ga , mita doon ga

chintoo : mein tumhein rubeer nahi doon ga

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chintoo : mein ne shart lagaii thi ke india pakistan se jeet jaey ga aur mein
rs:1000 har gaya .

mintoo : yaar , tum ne 1000 rupee aik match per laga diye .

chintoo : nahi yar , mein ne 500 rupee aik match per lagaye the .

mintoo : to dosre 500 rupee kaha gaey

chintoo : choro yar .. mein ne highlights per bhi 500 rupee lagae the .

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chintoo kudh kushi karne ka soch kar railway station chala gaya aur waha per kuch
chicken aur juice wagera le kar beth gaya .. itne mein kisi sahib ne poocha ?
kyoon bhai ? ye sab kya hai ? ..

chintoo : arey yaar saali train bohat late aati hai .. mein ne socha kahi bhook se
na mar jaoo

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chintoo bhai aik baar car factory gaey jab wo central minister the ?.car factory
ke manager ne kaha

manager: chintoo bhai ap ko mein aik car free doon ga

chintoo : nahi mein ap se free mein car nahi le sakta

manager : chaliye janab ? 500 rupe mein car le lejiye

chintoo : (khusi se ) chalo ? phir to mujhe do cars de do ..

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chintoo : a 4 apple

mintoo : b 4 bada apple

chintoo : c 4 chota apple

mintoo : d 4 dusra apple

chintoo : e 4 ekaur apple

mintoo : f 4 fokat ka apple

chintoo : g 4 gol apple

mintoo : h 4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne sare apple

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chintoo : (doctor se ), mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti
hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

docter : aaisa kab hota hai?

chintoo: phone karte waqt.

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chintoo ne cycle chalate chalate lady ko mar di

lady,' break nahi mar sakta tha kya?

chintoo : 'break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di.....'

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chiman: aap kitna parhe ho?

friend: b.a.

chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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chintoo aur mintoo picnic per ja rahe the , itne mein chintoo gana gane lag gaya

chintoo : kis ka hai ye tum ko inteezar mein hoon na

kuch deer ke baad chintoo bus mein ulta latak gaya aur gane laga

chintoo : kaho na kaho , oo sanam oo sanam

mintoo ( pareshan ho kar ) : kya howa chintoo yar ye ulte latak kar gana kyoon ga
rahe ho

chintoo : yar side b gaa raha hoon

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chintoo aur mintoo aik bar india gaey aur kisi ne on ko kuch ziyda pila di

chintoo : yar tujhe maloom hai ? bharat aur hindustan ki jang hone wale hai

mintoo : yar tum fikar kyoon karte ho , hum to india mein hein na

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chintoo : yar mintoo ! ye bata ye rocket plane se taiz kaise urhta hai
mintoo : abhey tere peche kisi ne aag laga din a to pata chale ga

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chintoo : yar !! mintoo ye sab logh bagh kyoon rahe hein

mintoo : yar ye race laga rahe hein cup jeetne ke liye

chintoo : to cap kis ko mile ga

mintoo : jo race jete ga

chintoo : to baqi sab kyoon bagh rahe hein !

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chintoo : ( bus stop per !! larki ko dekh kar bola ?.) ? arey chand to raat ko
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya

larki : arey ullto to raat ko bolta hai , aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai !

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girl friend kya sath.

kamre kya ander...
table kya upper...
batti kya neacha...
de... tacatac
le...tacatec
de...tacatac
le...tacatac
stupid i m playing table tennis..

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when i call yoy..

1. ringing means i m thinking u.
2. ringing means i like u.
3. ringing means i miss u.
4. ringing means i need u.
5. ringing means bheray phone utha.

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teen dost batay kar rahay hotay hay

phela: mery abu dariyay jhelum say jatay hay or diryay chenab say nikaltay hay.

dosra:mery abu daryay sindh say jatay hay or diryay sutlej say nikaltya hay

teesra larka thora paraishan ho jata hay to dono us say khaitay hay tumharay abu
kaha say jatay hay or kaha say nikaltay hay

woh khaita hay mery abu tanki say jatay hay or nalkay say nikaltay hay.