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two lovers plan to die

2 lovers plan to suicide. boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes & return back
saying love is blind. boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
ik raat bahu ne (in urdu)
ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala
kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi bahu thiiiiiiiii
a sardarji doctor falls in love
a sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.he writes a love letter to the nurse
:- i love u sister....
sardar to girlfriend= darling main tum (in urdu)
sardar to girlfriend= darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana
karrahe hai. girlfriend= tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. sardar= 1 biwi aur 3
bacche...
sardar proposed a girl...... girl said im 1yr elder to you
sardar proposed a girl...... girl said im 1yr elder to you........... sardar said
oye no problem soniye,ill marry you next year.
sardar was writing something very slowly.
sardar was writing something very slowly. friend asked: why r u writing so slowly?
sardar: im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife.
husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife.
it means...without information fighting everytime!
wife satys no, it means -
with idiot for ever
laloo bada chalak hai (in urdu)
laloo bada chalak hai
nau baccho ka bap hai
laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme vajpayee ka hat hai..
why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... it is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
at 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a tt ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
2 sardars looking at egyptian mummy
2 sardars looking at egyptian mummy.sardar1:look so many bandages, pakka truck
accident case. sardar2: aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. bc-1760!! by baasha
once a chunti saw a dali (in urdu)
once a chunti saw a dali of gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a
muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, gur nalo ishque
mitha, oyehoy .by naila
banta sing! u get marry with santa afte
banta sing! u get marry with santa after my death, wife!, but why? he is ur no 1
enemy,banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. by kalsoom
girls are like roads
girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. by rock
ek sawal...14feb valentines(in urdu)
ek sawal...14feb valentines day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad
14 nov ko "children day" manana padta hai.by baasha
tcher: how old is ur father. sunny
tcher: how old is ur father. sunny: as old as i m. tcher: how is it possible?
sunny: he bcom father only after i was born. by jazzy