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Mlchael !agdeo
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nLroducLlon
W lease keep lL golng for Lhe hosL!
W goL lnLo comedy bc wanLed Lo be
accepLed wanLed Lo be among my peers
by peers mean faL people
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Manboobs
W 1here are challenges Lhough wlLh belng overwelghLLhese are
Lwo of Lhem rlghL here
W whaL Lhe hell are Lhese?! dldnL plan on Lhls
W 1hey dldnL Leach abouL Lhls ln lack lf sex educaLlon
W used Lo have pecs beforeecs conslsL of Lwo nlpples ln Lhe mlddle
and square llnes llke Lhls (body moLlons)
W donL have LhaL anymorenow have sagglng fleshy Leardrops [usL
crylng down Lhe fronL of body1hose arenL pecs anymore
W guess m angry because Lheres no supporL group for guys wlLh
Lhls affllcLlonf youre an Alcohollc where do you go?AA8uL lf
youre a Manboobed AssoclaLe an M8A Lheres no way for you Lo
go1heres no Man boobed anonymous where you can go and say
Pello My name ls Mlchael !agdeo and well you know1heres
nowhere where Lheyll cry wlLh you and glve you a hug goLLa hug
llke Lhls
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Jearlng Lhe Amerlcan Lagle ShlrL
W now my challenge ls Lhls Lo mold Lhose excesslve amounL of playdough lnLo
someLhlng LhaL looks marglnally physlcally aLLracLlve Look aL Lhls polnL m
reallsLlc m [usL golng Lo shooL for marglnal physlcal aLLracLlveness
W And whaL does my mlnd come up wlLh?Pey mlke why donL you follow
fashlon?(pause) uld l menLlon my mlnds a fucklng ldloL lashlon wasnL creaLed
for me ?ou know whaL was creaLed for me? 8lack xL LshlrLs were creaLed for me
arkas were creaLed for me uownfllled wlnLer vesLs were creaLed for me
W Cne Llme LhoughL could rock Lhe Amerlcan Lagle Colf shlrL ff 8lg MlsLake
1haL wasnL creaLed for me elLher dldnL know LhaL
W walked lnLo Lhe sLore found Lhe rack LhaL had Lhe shlrL and go Lo Lhe back of Lhe
rack because LhaLs where Lhey puL Lhe plus slzes for men
W walk lnLo Lhe change room and m noL Lrylng Lhls shlrL on m peellng Lhe shlrL
on
W 1hls shlrL flLs me Lhe same way my llLLle slsLers socks flL me
W And Lhe coLLon flbres are pressed up agalnsL my body llke Lhls
W And can hear Lhe coLLon flbres screamlng (scream)1hls ls how coLLon sounds
when puL lL on
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1hyrold
W And m looklng for any excuse Lo explaln whaLs happenlng Lo me
1he oLher day my docLor Lold me l have an underacLlve Lhyrold
gland and LhaL could be causlng my welghL galn And say ?eah
LhaLs probably whaL lL ls dr! 8ecause ve been worklng ouL
everyday! havenL been worklng ouL everyday unless walklng
from my car Lo Lhe chlnese LakeouL place Lo geL bbq pork sllces and
canLonese chow meln counLs as cardlo
W And m looklng for someLhlng Lo blame lL on My docLor Lold me
Lhe oLher day LhaL have an underacLlve Lhyrold gland and LhaLs
causlng me Lo galn welghL And lle m llke ?eah docLor LhaLs
probably lL! And ln Lhe back of my mlnd lm Lhlnklng Pey mlke
why donL you Lell her abouL Lhe peklng duck and canLonese chow
meln youre havlng for lunch everyday maybe LhaLs a slgnlflcanL
varlable LhaLs causlng you Lo balloon lnLo a parabollc funcLlon
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eunlon
W And how come everyone wanLs Lo have a hlgh
school reunlon now? alnL golng Lo no reunlon
looklng llke Lhls
W uude see people LhaL are sLlll Lhln from hlgh
school and [usL keep walklng man
W My facebook proflle plcLure ls llke from Lwo years
ago when Lhe llghLlng was [usL rlghL
W lm sLlll Lrylng Lo convlnce people LhaL look llke
Lhe facebook proflle plcLure Look 2 years ago
when Lhe llghLlng was [usL rlghL
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8uL lL could be worse
W 1he greaL Lhlng abouL belng human ls LhaL no maLLer how
bad lL geLs Lhere's always someone worse off Lhan you
W 1he oLher day was ln a chlnese resLauranL surprlse
surprlse (sarcasLlc)
W 1he oLher day saw Lhls lady waddle ln llke an oompa
loompa wlLh a plckle up lLs ass
W Lver see someone so faL LhaL when Lhey go lnLo Lhe
resLauranL Lhey already look full and exhausLed?
W She slLs down and her legs splay ouL llke a whales Lall
W And kld you noL she goes ll have a pork frled rlce nC
vLCL1A8LLS
W uude goL some work Lo do buL alnL Lhere yeL
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1haL's rlghL when you creaLe arL you
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