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Ang PUSO maraming laman. may blood, blood vessels, arteries, veins at muscles.

p ero alam mo ba kung anong laman ng puso ko? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYEMPRE YUN DIN! ALANGAN NAMAN IKAW. KASYA KA? KASYA? :DD **** Sa Mental Hospital.. Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental? Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!" Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan! *5 months later* Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental? Patient: Uuwi nako samin. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Magt-trabaho ako. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Magpapakasal kami. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Maghahanimun kami. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya. Doctor: Tapos? Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko an g buwan ! xD ******************************* LASING: ( ngtxt ) pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh. ... KUMPARE:(naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka? LASING: Dito pare sa swing.. ******************* Two married women discussing. First : Widows are better than us.... Second : How? First : At least they know where their husbands are :) *************************

A MAN is like a BLUETOOTH.. If you are next to him, he stays connected.. If you go away, .... . . . . . . He finds new DEVICES.. :)) ******************************* One friend says to another -"I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, MSN Messenger, Skype and Twitter." 2nd Friend:"Dude, do you have a life?" 1st Friend:"OMG! No! Send me the link! **************************** A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. ***************************** Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought hap piness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king. **************************** An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man i s nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly . The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." ********************************** Girl:I hate the fact that you are taller than me Boy:trust me there is an advantage in it Gal:what? Boy:When i hug you, U can listen to my heart which beats only for you. "thats why boys are taller then girls" ************************************ 1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV

2. If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy 3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry 4. Don't charge your phone till it says 5% remaining 5. If its not on first search page on Google, it doesn't exist 6. Why make your bed when you are just gonna get back in it again 7. If an object is more than 5 feet away , it becomes unnecessary 8. If you r late , don't go 9. If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge . *********************************** Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ************** si batman!! pumara si batman batman:para po driver:saan po kau? batman:sa luneta driver:ikaw lang? batman:bakit d ka ba sasama? ******************************** Isang ina ang nagsilang nang napakapangit na anak... Ina: Isa siyang kayamanan! Ama: Oo nga... Ibaon natin! ..hehehe c",) ^^^(******************************* Hndi lng ang mga in-love ang pwedeng kiligin.... Ang mga umiihi dn... :) *********************************** Okay na ang japan.. Accordng to CNN.. ...Marami kc ang tumulong sa pag'rescue.. ^_^ .. ..cla Kakashi, gaAra, sasuke at iba pang mga HOKAGE.. NkipagtUlungan naren c doraemon.. Goku, piccolo, vegeta,gohan ,luffy, mga pokemons at Ultraman.. ON the way na rin c dora.. May dinaan lang ... ^_^..

Lakwatsera tlga !! ********************************* bf and gf fighting gf: hoy humarap ka skin!!! ... bf: bakit ba!!! ... gf: humarap ka skin! bkt ba pag nag aaway tau ayaw mung tumingin sakin!!! bf: kasi.. . . . kasi NAWAWALA GALIT KO PAG NAKIKITA KITA!!! ***************************************** ?=>>teAcher tAlking to studenT.. TeaCHer: WHat Do You tHink Is The BigGest prOblem FaCinG oF thE youTh Now?.. ... StuDEnt: ALAK po.. TEaCher: (ImpRESsED) Bakit Moh NmAN NsaBI yAN?.. Student: Ang MAHAL poh Kz Eh..BaDtrip!!... Ang LAKI tuloy Ng AmBagan Nmin,nKa2azar!!... *********************** Si VICE GANDA maliligo sa pool, ...Guard: Sir maliligo ho kayo? Vice: Ay hindi! Maghihilamos lang ako sa pool. Vice: Magkano kuya? ...Guard: Ang entrance po? Vice: Ay hindi! Ang exit di ba papasok palang ako! Vice: Walang utak! Guard: Ako? Vice: HINDI! YUNG POOL! ***************************** Boy: Sir apply akong sundalo!! Officer: hindi puwede!! ang dami mong sirang ngipin bungi bungi ka pa Boy: bakit ser? ang gyera ba ngayon? kagatan na? *************************** ?5 tips for a happy man's life 1 is to have a gurl to help you @ work, 2. have a gurl to take care & love u. 3. have a gurl who can make you laugh.

4. have a gurl who spoils u. Lastly 5. make sure these FOUR gurls don't know each other. ********************************* A PARK Boy: tahimik ka na naman. Girl: Ha? Boy: Galit ka? Girl: Hindi Boy: Hindi ka galit sa akin? Girl: Di naman ako galit sa iyo. Boy: May nagawa ba ako? Girl: Wala Boy: Bakit di mo ko pinapansin? Girl: E di naman kita kilala .... adik ka no.. feeling close... bwisit. &((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Boy: Daddy?? how did i come into this world??? Dad: listen carefully. Mom and dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. when dad finished uploading. we discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus!! (********************************* In a Mis Gay Pageant Host: How can we uplift our economy today eventhough we are under economic crisi s?? Gay:(namutla) Mga bakla!!! akala ko ba miss gay ito!!! quizbee pala!!! Like Share September 22, 2010 at 9:55pm ************************ Bob Ong Vs Juan Tamad About Love Bob Ong: Parang Elevator lang yan... Bakit mo pag sisiksikan yung sarili mo kung wala namang pwesto para sayo. Meron namang hagdan. Ayaw mo lang pansinin. Juan Tamad: Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado naman na babalik din yun. At darat ing din ang panahon na makakasakay ka din. Bakit ko ipipilit ang sarili ko sa ha gdan. mas nakakapagod naman yun kesa mag hintay .. ********************** Misis: hon saan mo ako dadalhin pag 25th anniversary anten? Mister: Ipupunta kita sa Africa... Misis: How sweet .. Eh.. sa 50th anniversary? Mister: Susunduin na kita dun! WTF! Basag :) ************************* Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod na ako sa pagngiti! - Smiley. ***************************

Anak: Tatay, hindi ako makatulog, kasi, maraming lamok! Tatay: Papatayin natin ang ilaw para hindi tayo makita. (Pagpatay sa ilaw, dumating ang mga alitaptap...) Anak: Hala ka, Tatay, nagdala sila ng flashlight! ****************************

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