FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally

beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

- Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-

developed and open for trade, especially for those with
stacks of money.

- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed,

in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously

mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war,

haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction
work is the only answer.
 - Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with
undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential
visitors.

- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious

past, great conquests, but without a future.

- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its

whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…

MALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…