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'Jayplay' is a webcomic based on the popular tv show starring jayplay.'scooter,' a humanoid character, explains that his mother was a parrot but he didn't know about his father. "Salsa dancin' is one of my favorite pastimes, and I love it with a side of chips," writer says.
'Jayplay' is a webcomic based on the popular tv show starring jayplay.'scooter,' a humanoid character, explains that his mother was a parrot but he didn't know about his father. "Salsa dancin' is one of my favorite pastimes, and I love it with a side of chips," writer says.
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'Jayplay' is a webcomic based on the popular tv show starring jayplay.'scooter,' a humanoid character, explains that his mother was a parrot but he didn't know about his father. "Salsa dancin' is one of my favorite pastimes, and I love it with a side of chips," writer says.
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salsa moves? page 5 lawrence ink tattooed students bare their art page 10 February 21, 2008 ALSO INSIDE | TO EAT mEAT Or NOT TO EAT mEAT? pAgE 8 | DISSEcTINg ThE ArcTIc mONkEyS SuccESS pAgE 17 Jayplay life. and how to have one. 05 14 moving to the latin beat 02 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Scooter is a vaguely humanoid character. He explained that his mother was a parrot but he didnt know about his father. muppet.wikia.com jayplayers EDITORlkERmITs lEfT hanD Dani hurst assOCIaTE EDITORlfOzzIE megan hirt DEsIGnERslmahna mahna Brenna hawley Bryan marvin COnTaCTlhElP YOURsElf Jessie fetterling Gina souders hEalThlGOOD fOR YOU Jeff Briscoe kaitlyn syring manUallDO IT Peyton Baldwin Josh Patterson Dianne smith nOTICElTakE nOTE Of IT Chris Bell Rebekah scaperlanda Elise stawarz PlaYlOUT anD aBOUT Travis Brown Joe hunt Deepa sampat CREaTIVE COnsUlTanTl knOWs a lOT Carol holstead WRITE TO Us jayplay08@gmail.com JaYPlaY The University Daily kansan 111 stauffer-flint hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. lawrence, ks 66045 (785) 864-4810 editors note I love me some salsa dancin. This love of mine could stem from my impeccable sense of rhythm, my weakness for hot latin guys, or even my penchant for its edible counterpart with a side of chips. But most likely, it comes from the fact that when I was between 12 and 15 years old, my mother was a salsa dancer. While she was never cast as a dancing extra in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, she did teach salsa dancing classes, and even performed a routine at a big Cinco de mayo celebration. she practiced with her dance partners for a few hours every day for that show. By the end she was sweaty and tired, but she never looked happier. sometimes I would join in the fun, and then I was the happy one. Check out Travis story on page 5 about salsa dancing at kU, and then pluck up the courage to try it out. maybe Ill even convince my boyfriend to go. see you there! lDani hurst, editor On the cover: Photo/Rachel anne seymour play contact health notice manual feature speak reviews dips and salsa romance your way out of a rut recapturing the butterflies 19 07 14 19 10 how tickling the ivories cured perfectionism a showcase of student body art the keys to success painted on the hill 07 visit the bulkin islands pump up the protein 10 *New Ownership* Open 24 EVERY WEEKEND Hours & Served all day! EVERYDAY! Burgers Breakfast 1410 Kasold Drive 785-312-7300 S A T U R D A Y F R I D A Y Free Play at the Replay (Pinball). The Replay Lounge, 3 p.m.-6 p.m., all ages, FREE. Texas Hold Em Tournament. Burge Union, 4:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. suaevents.com. Times New Roman/ Cradle to Casket/Odius/ Guinevere. The Boobie Trap Bar, 6 p.m., all ages, $5-$6, www.myspace.com/cradletocasket. Silent Film Festival. Washburn University, White Concert Hall, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.kssilentflmfest.org. Film: Enchanted. Kansas Union, Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., all ages, $3. Black Oxygen/Empire/ Forever Greye/Canvas. The Beaumont Club, 9 p.m., all ages, $10, www.myspace. com/blackoxygen. Helios Creed/Black Christmas/Sentient. The Jackpot, 9 p.m., 18+, $6-7, www. myspace.com/helioscreed. Terrordactyls/Callupsie. The Eighth Street Tap Room, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace.com/ thelegendaryterrordactyls. Dylan Paul Band. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $4, www. dylanpaul.net. Cosmic Bowling. Kansas Union, Jaybowl, 10 p.m.-1 a.m., all ages, FREE. The Sluggos/Macon Greyson. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace. com/thesluggos. Right Between the Ears. Liberty Hall, 5 p.m. and 8 p.m., $15.50-$19.50, www. rightbetweentheears.org. HorrorPops/The Pink Spiders/Steve E Nix & The Cute Lepers. The Bottleneck, 7 p.m., all ages, $13, www.horrorpops.com. Silent Film Festival. Washburn University, White Concert Hall, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.kssilentflmfest.org. Jason Boland & the Stragglers/FortyTwenty/ Jeremy McComb. The Granada, 8 p.m., all ages, $12, www.thestragglers.com. Film: Enchanted. Kansas Union, Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., all ages, $3. Son Venezuela. Abe & Jakes, 9 p.m., 18+, www. sonvenezuela.com. Guns N Bombs. The Jackpot, 9 p.m., 18+, $12-14, www.myspace.com/gunsnbombs. Chrissy Murderbot/ Prince Acid. The Eighth Street Tap Room, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace.com/murderbot. Cosmopolitics. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $4, www. myspace.com/cosmopolitics. Cosmic Bowling. Kansas Union, Jaybowl, 10 p.m.-1 a.m., all ages, FREE. Brimstone Howl/ Thunder Eagle/Black Tarantulas. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2. T H U R S D A Y february 21 Tea Time. Kansas Union, Traditions Area, 3 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.suaevents.com. Darkest Hour/Cephalic Carnage/Emmure/ White Chapel. The Bottleneck, 6 p.m., all ages, $13, www.myspace.com/darkesthour. Film: Running in High Heels. Kansas Union, Alderson Auditorium, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE. The Sklar Brothers Comedy. Kansas Union, Woodruff Auditorium, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE. Dr. Troy Duster: What Can DNA Tell Us About Race? Dole Institute of Politics, 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.doleinstitute.org. University Band and Symphonic Band. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $5. Hackensaw Boys/Billy the Squirrel/Deadman Flats. The Granada, 8 p.m., 18+, $8. NEON Dance Party. The Bottleneck, 10 p.m., 18+, $1-$5. Kosha Dillz/infO/ SwayzorBladez/Dublow Seven. The Jackpot, 10 p.m., 18+, $5-$7, www.myspace.com/ koshadillz4life. Brody Buster Band. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $3, www. myspace.com/brodybusterband. The Gunshy/Mustangs and Madras. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www. thegunshy.com. february 22 february 23 february 24 february 25 S U N D A Y Visiting Artists Forzato Quartet. Murphy Hall, Swarthout Recital Hall, 2:30 p.m., all ages, FREE. Sunday Night Jazz. The Eighth Street Tap Room, 8 p.m., 21+, $3, www. eighthstreettaproom.com. The Okay Thrill/Big Sky Blue Earth. The Record Bar, 10 p.m., 21+, $7, www.theokaythrill.com. Locelle Mare. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace.com/ ocellemare. M O N D A Y Black Lips/Quintron & Miss Pussycat/ Modern Primitives. The Bottleneck, 7 p.m., all ages, $13. Faculty Artists: Kansas Woodwinds. Murphy Hall, Swarthout Recital Hall, 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE. Matchbox Twenty. Sprint Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $35-$65, www. matchboxtwenty.com. The Spanktones Open Jam. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $2. iPod Battle. The Record Bar, 10 p.m., 21+, FREE, www. myspace.com/ipodbattlekc. Deals Gone Bad/Will Brand. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www. myspace.com/dealsgonebad. february 26 T U E S D A Y Citizen Cope. Liberty Hall, 6:30 p.m., all ages, $20.50, www. citizencope.com. KU Symphony Orechestra. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $5. Tuesday Night Folk Concerts. Signs of Life, 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE. The Akanes/Stars Go Cold/Drunk Punk. The Jackpot, 9 p.m., 18+, $5-$7, www.myspace.com/theakanes. Vedera/Lights & Siren/ Another Holiday. The Record Bar, 10 p.m., 18+, $8, www.myspace.com/vedera. W E D N E S D A Y University Forum: Political Consequences in Kansas of Latino Immigration. Ecumenical Christian Ministries, 12 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.ecmku.org. Chess Night. Aimees Coffee House, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE. Badfsh/Scotty Dont. The Granada, 7 p.m., all ages, $12, www.badfsh.com. Concert: Jazz Combos. Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE. Ludo/Anything But Joey/Ha Ha Tonka. The Record Bar, 8 p.m., 18+, www. ludorock.com. The Whipsaws. The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.thewhipsaws.com. where V E N U E S Abe & Jakes Landing 8 E. Sixth St. Lawrence (785) 841-5855 The Beaumont Club 4050 Pennsylvania St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 561-2560 The Boobie Trap Bar 1417 SW Sixth Ave. Topeka (785) 232-9008 The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence (785) 841-5483 Eighth Street Tap Room 801 New Hampshire St. Lawrence (785) 841-6918 The Granada 1020 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 842-1390 The Jackpot Music Hall 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 843-2846 The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-3320 The Record Bar 1020 Westport Rd. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-5207 The Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-7676 03 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Whenever a scene with Camilla was shot, nobody could remember what color Camillas eyes were, so Jim Henson created a theory that Gonzo couldnt tell the chickens apart, so Gonzo would just assume that whichever chicken was with him was Camilla. muppet.wikia.com where its at february 27 04 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Rizzo was named after Ratso Rizzo, a character from Midnight Cowboy who was played by Dustin Hoffman. muppet.wikia.com contact the writer: dsampat@kansan.com play Put on your poker face and head to the Crimson Caf in the Burge Union tomorrow for a Texas Hold Em Poker Tournament. The free event, hosted by Student Union Activities, will begin at 5 p.m., with registration beginning at 4:30 p.m. The frst place winner receives $250, second place gets $150 and third place wins $50. SUA games committee member Kelly Morgan, Lawrence freshman, says this is the third year SUA has held the tournament, and she says about 200 people have attended in past years. For the people who enjoy poker, its a great opportunity to hang around with peers having a similar interest, and its something fun and unique to do on a Friday night, Morgan says. lDeepa Sampat this weekend play some poker Tyler Jack Anderson, New York City senior, is the lead singer, guitarist, songwriter and founder of the Lawrence-based band Volunteers. The bands self- titled debut album, released in 2006, is available on iTunes or through its Web site, www.myspace.com/ thevolunteersmusic. What new things are you working on? Were working on a new record, and were playing a few shows in March in New York City for some major record labels. Were planning a tour this summer to the East Coast and West Coast, hopefully. How did Volunteers form? I submitted music to KJHKs Farmers Ball in 2005. I had made a bunch of solo electronic pop music. I got accepted and I didnt want to play the show by myself with a laptop. I thought that was pretty outrageous. So I formed a band with my friends. Has music always come naturally to you? Yes. I have a lot of music in my family. My uncle is a professional trumpet player in New York, and my mom is also very musical. Where do you get inspiration for your songs? Everywhere: love, loss, anger, pain, grief, hopes, dreams, wishes. Q&Awith Tyler Jack anderson Volunteers singer and guitarist Tyler Jack anderson My girlfriend had been urging me to go salsa dancing with her for weeks. I just assumed she was on a salsa kick. Then I began to see more of salsa: salsa bands, salsa lessons, salsa dance partner want ads. Why do the women love salsa so much? Is this some elaborate plan for Latin Americans to steal the hearts of every woman in Lawrence through their seductive moves and hypnotic rhythms? What is this salsa? I decided to investigate. Fortunately, the KU Ballroom Dance Club hosts a salsa class every Friday night. I called my girlfriend and told her to wear something fashy. We were going to salsa. I approached the Hashinger Hall dance studio and heard the exotic sounds of trumpets, congo drums and cow bells booming from within. My pelvis started swaying instantly. Or maybe it was quivering. Either way, I was under the spell. I entered the tiny room and was struck by a wave of energy. Dozens of people flled this tiny box of glossed wood and mirrors. There were students, old folks and really old folks. Everyone was moving back and forth in fuid, sexy motionseven the senior citizens. We started out learning the salsa step. I was instructed to keep my left arm extended while holding my partners right hand. My right hand was to remain directly under my partners left armpit and directly behind her left boob. This didnt seem so bad. Then I moved my left foot forward, then back next to my right foot. Then I moved my right foot backward, then back next to my left foot. Id mastered the salsa step. I could go home now. Then the instructor showed us how to do the mambo step. Then the rumba step. Whoa. I did not sign up for this. I agreed to the salsa and that was it. What was up with all these other moves? Salsa was more complicated than I had expected. I began to sweat. I gritted my teeth. I grumbled. I became a very unpleasant dance partner. Things got a little more enticing once we started with the twirls. It was amazing. All I had to do was spin my partner and we looked pretty damn good. I tried incorporating a spin into every move. My girlfriend got dizzy. I had to stop. It was back to looking like an oaf for me. I enjoyed the second half much more. We started out by forming two circles. The music began. We each did a few steps, then, in some magical move that I never got quite right, we switched partners. I got to dance with almost everyone there. I was a little apprehensive about every other guy putting their sweaty hands directly under my girlfriends left armpit and directly behind her left boob. But the switcheroo circle soon turned into my favorite part. I met more people in that one hour than I usually do in an entire semester. With salsa, everyone changes partners naturally, says Jorge Ortiz, former KU Ballroom Dance Club president and salsa instructor. It is embedded in the dance. As Nico Jaumard, Moissac, France, graduate student, and Emily Moisan, Saint Charles, Mo., graduate student, have proven, these lessons are a great place to fnd love. The two met through the KU Ballroom Dance Club about two years ago. Now they teach a salsa class together and plan to marry this August. Salsa lessons are also a great way for couples to break away from normal dating activities. Shane Kanter, Overland Park sophomore, and Emma Casey, Overland Park freshman, decided they were going to get in better shape together this year by dancersizing. Then there are the people who just go to dance. Kaitlin Dozier, Fredonia freshman, goes to the weekly salsa lessons with her girlfriends. I like to get all my classy dancing done on Friday and leave all my frisky dancing for Saturday, Dozier says. As I fnished the lesson, I couldnt understand how anyone could do this every week. I was sweaty. I was tired. Id touched dozens of clammy palms. All I wanted was a shower and a cold beer. You started looking a lot better there at the end, my girlfriend says. Yeah? Thanks for taking me. I had fun. Maybe there is something to this whole salsa thing. 05 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 A Jayplay writer and both of his left feet investigate the Latin dance craze photo by: Taylor Miller for more information: www.ballroomdancers.com contact By Travis Brown tbrown@kansan.com KU Ballroom Dance Club Salsa Classes Every Friday 7 p.m.-9 p.m. Hashinger Hall dance studio (1st foor) and Learn to S a l s a Dips Everyone was moving back and forth in fluid, sexy motionseven the senior citizens. good for you/ bad for you 06 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: The fame of Rowlf the Dog led to two books of piano sheet music released under Rowlfs name. muppet.wikia.com lip balm contact the writer: ksyring@kansan.com Many people feel a strong attachment to lip balm. They cant walk out the door without it. But do people use it because they need it, or do they need it because they use it? Is there really a lip balm conspiracy thats rendering us all completely addicted? Lee Bittenbender, a dermatologist at the Dermatology Center of Lawrence, 930 Iowa St., says that lip balm is not, in fact, addictive. He says that using lip balm is benefcial for your lips, especially if it has sunscreen in it to protect those smackers from the sun. During these harsh winter months, its important to keep your lips moisturized, Bittenbender says. At times, people feel uncomfortable if theyre not wearing lip balm, but this is not a sign of addictiontheir lips are just telling them its time to moisturize. Bittenbender says that if you use a certain kind of lip balm and your lips still feel chapped, you should consider switching brands. He says some people might experience chronic discomfort because they are allergic to the favor, dye or sunscreen in the product theyre using. So rest easy, lip balm wearers: You can lather those lips as much as you want. VERDICT: GOOD FOR YOU l Kaitlyn Syring health 820 Massachusetts St Now... Which way to Kansas? Celebrate Kansas Games with Lots O Beer. 200 Mcdonald 785-841-7077 located inside the holiday inn holidome New Irish Pub In Town Regular price items $9.99 or less, may not be used in conjunction with other offers or promotions, no substitutions for higer priced items Between JB Stouts & Salty Iquana Despite the snow showers, spring break is in sight, and many students have begun prepping their beach bodies. Many run and lift weights to get that perfect physique, but sometimes all that work needs to be supplemented. Some students turn to protein supplements to increase the effectiveness of their normal workouts. Brent Hale, a doctor and amateur bodybuilder, says that for people who work out regularly, its diffcult to eat the amount of protein necessary to continue building muscle. Even a diet of protein-rich lean meats and chicken would require lots of chowing down to consume enough protein. Hale says the general theory is that you should consume one to two grams of protein per day per pound of body weight. A chicken breast contains about 20 grams of protein, and an egg contains about six grams. Taking in about 200 grams of protein a day for an average male would thus require a lot of eating. For this reason, a variety of different protein supplements are on the market to offer a quicker solution. Available in an array of favors, protein supplements provide an additional 20 grams of protein per drink. Jake Foiles, Leavenworth senior, started taking a powder protein supplement his freshman year of college to help him build lean muscle. Now a senior, Foiles says he has gained about 10 to 15 pounds a year working out and trying to eat well. Foiles says the supplements help his body maximize the effort he puts in at the gym, but they are no replacement for hard work. I know a lot of people who take supplements and dont work out. Theyre not going to make any progress, Foiles says. Foiles is no longer looking to gain weight, but still takes protein supplements to maintain the work he has done throughout the past three years. The body needs eight key amino acids to continue to build muscle. The best place to obtain these building blocks is through protein. Even people who just want to lose weight can beneft from the added muscle protein helps to build. Muscle keeps burning fat even when the body is in a relaxed state. Hale says people who do not eat enough to continue to build muscle can actually be hampering their efforts at the gym. When they work out, their bodies may begin to break down the muscle if it doesnt have enough carbohydrates and protein to fuel the workout. This can result in less fat burning and produce a less-toned body. Putting the right nutrients in your body is vital to seeing results. Greg Brunin, St. Marys senior, works out four to fve times a week and drinks a protein smoothie after his workouts. He started taking protein supplements in high school, and he has tried other supplements like Creatine, but says he generally stays away from unnatural products. Brunin says he knows guys who swear by other products, but he stopped taking Creatine supplements because he didnt see substantial results. Hale says he doesnt buy into the hype surrounding some supplements, and advises staying away from products like Creatine that have not been approved by the FDA. One downside to taking supplements to increase protein in the body is the monotony of drinking grainy shakes or bland drinks after every workout. Hale says its a decision you just have to commit to. Brunin tries to keep a variety in his protein drinks by making smoothies and adding fruit. The type of protein you purchase might vary based on the results youre looking for. Hale says using 100 percent Whey protein provides all the amino acids the body needs while some other protein supplements may not. For people trying to gain weight, using a product with more carbohydrates will help fuel workouts and build mass. Those trying to lose weight should stick to low-carb products. Everyone should make sure they understand what they are taking before starting on supplements, Hale says. Brunin says he read up on different products to be sure he knew what he was taking and avoids things he doesnt know enough about. Taking a supplement and not working out enough can lead to the body storing the nutrients as fat. Even supplements contain calories the body needs to burn. Understanding what your body can handle and what it needs is an important step in determining what extra help you should choose. Those spring break bodies wont come without hard work, but understanding the bodys processes can aid in working on your LGN (looking good naked). 07 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 How this nutrient can help you bulk up or slim down photo illustration by: Brenna Hawley and Lisa Lipovac for more information: www.bodybuilding.com health By Jeff Briscoe jbriscoe@kansan.com Pump up the protein Even people who just want to lose weight can benefit from the added muscle protein helps to build. Muscle keeps burning fat even when the body is in a relaxed state. Too chicken to go vegetarian? A recent batch of ads sponsored by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) asks this question. Though PETAs primary concern is for the animals, eating meat is actually deadly for the planet, too. One of the leading contributors to climate change is the amount of methane gas released by current methods of agricultural production. Methane is the chief component of natural gas, but the place that its coming from these days seems anything but natural. One cow farts and burps out more than 63 gallons of methane daily. Multiply that by the 1.3 billion cattle in the world, and the planet is going to need a bit more than a dose of Gas-X to cure this problem. Not surprisingly, several so-called environmentalists have had trouble addressing this problem. Not once in his documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, did Al Gore mention methane, probably because its the most inconvenient truth of all. Your fesh-eating tendencies are killing the planet (among other things). The beef industry gets a prime cut of the blame, but the other industries are guilty as well. The production of two pounds of beef releases more greenhouse gases than taking a three-hour drive in your Hummer while leaving the lights on back home, according to New Science magazine. It can be a lonely world come mealtime for us vegetarians in the Midwest (motto: Beef, its whats for every meal of the day). Even food that appears to be vegetarian is sometimes cooked in animal fat or contains traces of meat. Fortunately, dining services on campus have been receptive to the needs of vegetarians and others looking for the occasional meat-free meal. We are always looking for vegetarian recipes, says Nona Golledge, director of KU Dining Services. Even though someone may not classify themselves as a vegetarian, they still want healthier options. Golledge estimates that about 26 percent of Dining Services 5,000 recipes are vegetarian. For students who dont want to make the full transition, residence hall dining facilities serve soy Boca burgers and black bean burgers. On-campus dining selections have a huge infuence on what students eat. Golledge says that on an average day, the 20 on-campus dining operations serve about 10,000 people. KU Dining Services recently introduced organic foods into select venues, and meat from Local Burgera restaurant that serves only locally raised meat is offered in The Market in the Kansas Union. As consumers, we should buy organic and local products whenever possible because doing so cuts down on pollution while also supporting our local economy. Becoming a full-fedged vegetarian is a bold and diffcult move. I dont know how many more flms like Fast Food Nation and Super Size Me or visits to TheMeatrix.com it will take for people to make the move to eating less meat, but we cant keep farting around with such a serious environmental problem. t i p s
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v e g e t a r i a n greening it your guide to greener living 08 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 Contact the writer: lkeith@kansan.com manual By Lauren Keith It took me 20 years, but making the transition to vegetarian, vegan or simply to eating less meat doesnt have to take you until the cows come home. 1. Read. As with anything new, read as much about it as you can. Check out books from the library or Web sites like www.GoVeg.com. 2. Find new recipes, or revise the old. Thanks to the Internet, you no longer have to buy new cookbooks to start enjoying a new menu. There is a buffet of vegetarian recipes online. For your favorite recipes, try using meatless substitutes like Boca or Morningstar Farms brands. 3. Dont go cold turkey. Start by eliminating red meat or other meats that you dont eat frequently. Red meat is generally considered the least healthy, but a gradual transition into vegetarianism usually works better than giving everything up at once. 4. Get enough protein. A common misconception about vegetarians is that they dont get enough protein, but meat eaters actually consume more protein than they need. Besides meat, protein is found in nuts, seeds, beans and soy. Try supplements if you are worried about not getting enough nutrients. 5. Enjoy. Being a vegetarian is not supposed to be torture, although it may be diffcult to give up your favorite meat-flled foods initially. If you feel like youre depriving yourself, youll stick with vegetarianism about as long as it takes you to say the word. Instead, know that youre doing something good for yourself and the planet while trying new, great-tasting foods in the process. Source: www.zenhabits.net interesting fact: The Swedish Chefs gibberish gained a life of its own in 1992 with the creation of a Unix filter capable of converting standard English to Chefspeak. muppet.wikia.com Blue Plate Dinners, 4931 W. Sixth St,, is a meal preparation service that aims to simplify home cooking. The store gathers all the ingredients, and then customers can prepare the meals and freeze or refrigerate them for later. Lori Johns, co-owner of Blue Plate Dinners, says the meals are an inexpensive alternative to fast food or to going out to eat every night. The store is set up in stations, with each station arranged like a restaurant kitchen. Each station has the ingredients set out in tubs so customers can fnd them easily. You know how long it takes me to fnd cumin in my own kitchen? Johns jokes. Here, its right there. This recipe, adapted by Blue Plate co-owner Rachel Wydeven-Oliverius, was the featured recipe at Blue Plate in January. Chicken and Vegetable Stir-Fry Serves 4 to 6 people Ingredients: Optional: Cooking Instructions: 1. Whisk together the mustard, soy sauce, garlic, ginger, honey and canola oil in a glass or plastic bowl. Add chicken and marinate for at least 30 minutes. 2. Heat large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Pour marinated chicken and marinade into skillet and cook, turning chicken halfway through, about 5 minutes, or until chicken turns evenly white. 3. Remove chicken from skillet and set aside. Pour vegetables into pan and cook about 2 minutes; return chicken to pan and cook 4 to 5 minutes, or until internal temperature of chicken measures 165 degrees and vegetables are tender. 4. Serve over cooked rice. l Dianne Smith manual cook it ChiCken and vegetable stir-fry Completely free Closet organizers reuse it If youre like many students, cleaning your room is less about actual cleaning than it is about cramming stuff into your closet. It does work, in the sense that it gives your room the appearance of tidiness. Out of sight, out of mind, right? Well, eventually one must open his or her closet and address the heaps of clothes, shoes, old textbooks and assorted knickknacks that accumulate over time. When the time comes to actually sort and organize things, wine boxes are a sturdy and thrifty way to get the job done. You can use wine boxes for drawers in places that normally dont have drawersjust turn them on their sides and stack them for shelving. They are also a handy way to store old notebooks and textbooks. If you have more stuff than closet space, many wine boxes come with artsy decorations, so you can choose ones that ft your aesthetic. You can also make shelving for your closet out of supermarket produce containers. Many produce pallets are designed to be shelf-ready, meaning they are made for transport and to display fruits and vegetables once they reach the supermarket. In other words, they are designed to be both sturdy and user-friendly. An employee of Jensens Liquor, 620 W. Ninth St., who asked to go by the name Tango, says the store gets shipments every day and the best time to pick up boxes is in the afternoon. Produce containers can be picked up for free anytime from wholesalers like Sams Club and Costco. I guess you dont really have to clean your closet. You could just move, in which case you could use wine boxes transport your stuff to your new, yet-to-be disheveled abode. l Josh Patterson 1 lbs. chicken, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces 3 tablespoons Dijon mustard cup soy sauce 2 teaspoons garlic, minced 1 tablespoon ginger, peeled and minced (can use jarred) cup honey 2 tablespoons canola oil 2 cups broccoli forets, steamed in microwave or boiled, until bright green and slightly tender (about 4 minutes) cup onions, cut into 1-inch pieces cup water chestnuts (canned, sliced, drained) 1 cup baby corn (canned, drained) 1 cup green pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 cup red bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces relaxation made easy DIY: aromatherapy Aromatherapy uses concentrated oilscalled essential oilsthat are extracted from the fowers, leaves or other parts of a plant. The oils, which carry the plants scent, are said to have healing properties. Students have a hard time getting into aromatherapy because essential oils can be expensive and students just dont know what to do with them, says Lowen Millspaugh, assistant wellness manager at The Merc, 901 Iowa St. Millspaugh recommends using high-quality organic oils, ones that are grown without any herbicides or pesticides. You dont want to put that stuff on your body, Millspaugh says. With a little guidance, aromatherapy can be easy. And with these recipes, students can use essential oils to make their own relaxing spa treatments. For a soothing facial steam, fll a bowl with hot water and add a few drops of essential oil. Pick an oil according to your skin type: lavender for normal skin, rose for dry skin and clary-sage for acne-prone skin. Drape a towel over your head, covering the bowl to lock in the steam. Then wait while the steam opens your pores and lets the oil penetrate your skin. Its a nice treat, Millspaugh says. A nice little home spa treatment. Making your own bath salts is another way to use essential oils. In a quart-size Ziploc bag, combine cup each of kosher salt and Epsom salt. Add a few drops of food coloring, close the bag and shake until the color is spread evenly. Then add fve to 10 drops of your favorite essential oil and shake again. Lavender is especially relaxing, and the Epsom salt will relax your muscles and soften your skin. This recipe makes enough for two baths: simply pour half the bag into the bath and swirl with your hands until the salts dissolve. l Dianne Smith 09 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Fozzie was named after puppet builder Faz Fazakas, who created the mechanism that allowed Fozzie to wiggle his ears. muppet.wikia.com contact the writers: jpatterson@kansan. com, dsmith@kansan.com Wine boxes and produce containers can be used to tidy up a messy space. serve this chicken and veggie stir-fry on a bed of fluffy rice. lavender essential oil recipes soothe skin and relax muscles. C' |o-c|c (7c') 7--7C 0pen 9 am - 2 am ally I 1ahle (unllmlte all) .c coc| cuc |o||- cc cu 11 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 photos by: Rachel Anne Seymour 10 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Animal is sometimes referred to as The little skirt chaser. He was actually influenced by someone Jim Henson knew who would get drunk and chase women. www.associatedcontent.com feature feature Right: Shannon Sullivan, Ottawa junior, deisgned the phoenix image that is now her tattoo. The tattoo is out- lined in brown ink, which is unique because most out- lines are done in black. Below: Sullivan originally planned for the tattoo to be filled in with earth tones like browns, reds and golds, but shes considering leaving it as just an outline. I still remember the day my sister called to tell me shed just gotten her tattoo. It was beautiful. Even the low-quality cell phone photo she sent me couldnt mask the swallows bright colors and bold lines. She told me about her experience at the tattoo parlor and how the thing itched like hell. My heart was racing; not because I was excited for her (although I was), but because I feared the imminent encounter with our mother. I knew shed be pissed. My sister told my mother right after she told me, and all I can say is that shes lucky there was a phone between them.There was yelling.There was a lot of yelling. My mother was angry because her daughter knew how negatively she viewed tattoos. My sister argued that it wasnt meant as a personal offense, but that shed wanted one for a long time and had fnally gotten it done. My mother still disapproves. My sister still feels justifed. As for me, tattoos are exquisite works of art, but theyre not for me. Its not that Ive never wanted one, but I cant imagine me on my sisters side of the phone.
lDani Hurst, editor KU students unveil their skin and their ink Above Left: Rick Stuckey, PrairieVillage senior, got his tree tattoo at age 21.He chose the image because he is always outdoors and wanted a tattoo of something he would always enjoy. I am never going to wake up and say, I hate trees. I dont want themon my body anymore, Stuckey says. Above: Andrew Jilka, Salina junior, shows the butterfly tattooed on his left hand. Right: Jilka models his sleeve tattoo, which has three squid in the design to represent his family. Jilka has been interested in tattoos for as long as he can remember. To him, they symbolize where he is at and where he has been, he says. feature 12 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: A statue of Jim Henson and Kermit stands on the campus of Hensons alma mater, the University of Maryland. muppet.wikia.com contact the writer: dhurst@kansan.com Above Right: Megan Vaniman, Kensal, N.D., senior, displays the tattoos on her foot. She has eight tattoos total. The first tattoo Vaniman got was the trio of Chinese symbols on her foot. She tells very few people the meaning behind her ink. I keep it a mystery, she says. Above: Adam Rasmussen, Leawood senior (also pictured on cover), has a dragon tattooed on the side of his torso. Right: Vaniman reveals her piano keys and musical note tattoos. The musical note on the nape of her neck is the first note in Moonlight Sonata by Ludwig van Beethoven, Vanimans favorite song to play on the piano. DIY: greeting cards 13 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Kermit and Miss Piggy ranked #34 on Bravos list of 100 Greatest TV Characters. www.tv.com the perfect personalized gesture contact the writer: dsmith@kansan.com Making your own greeting cards can be a simple solution to that last-minute run to Hallmark. Store-bought cards can be pricey and pretty cheesy, too. By picking up a set of blank greeting cards and decorating them yourself, you can turn the small gesture of giving a card into a more meaningful, personalized gift. Hobby Lobby, 1801 W. 23rd St., sells sets of blank cards, complete with envelopes, starting at $4.44 for a set of 25. At that priceabout 18 cents a cardyoull save plenty of money. And while youre at Hobby Lobby, pick up some glitter, stencils and colorful pens to make your cards as eye-catching as possible. With extra cards and art supplies on hand, youll never be caught off guard by a friends birthday that might have slipped your mind. Now, its time to start thinking about the touching message youll write inside. If youre stumped, visit www.quotegarden.com, which is full of card-worthy quotes for many different occasions. And, if youre too cheap to buy wrapping paper for a gift, making your own is just as simple. Grab a piece of blank paper and use your extra art supplies to decorate it to complement your homemade card. Simple patterns, such as stripes or polka dots, usually work best. l Dianne Smith manual Next Wednesday! Butterfy 14 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 Recapturing How to break out of that relationship rut photos by: Jessie Fetterling for more information: www.therelationshipgym.com contact Remember when you frst started dating your boyfriend or girlfriend? Remember how your heart jumped when he picked you up for your frst date? Remember wondering if tonight was the night she was going to sleep over? Remember the butterfies? Those were the days when everything in your relationship was just starting. But now your relationship may have fallen into the same daily routine. Spending almost every night together, the two of you have become too comfortable with each other and predictability has replaced any spontaneity in your relationship. The new and exciting has become the old and familiar. Lindsay Crupper, Overland Park graduate student, and her fanc, Timothy Haake, a senior at the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg, Mo., have been dating for more than three years. They fnish each others sentences, watch reruns of Scrubs and run the familiar errands together. They like to stay in, play board games, wear sweat pants and maybe forego taking showers. Their relationship has fallen into a routine. Tom Atchity, Overland Park senior, says he and his girlfriend are also familiar with relationship routines. They drive each other to school every day, spend every night together, watch reruns of Lost, sleep in until 1 p.m. on weekends, eat brunch at Hayes Hamburger & Chili once a week and read the newspaper together every Sunday morning. Ruts are common in relationships that have lasted for long periods of time. Eventually you feel you know each other so well there isnt anything new you could possibly learn about each other. Tim Connor, motivational speaker and author of Relationship Ruts and How to Avoid Them, identifes four factors that contribute to a relationship rut: perception, expectation, romance and stress. How you perceive your partner leads to expectations, which can often result in disappointment. Expecting your boyfriend to suddenly quit being messy or your girlfriend to suddenly become low-maintenance is dangerous because its important to have accepted each others faws early on in your relationship. Couples under a lot of stress tend to repeat arguments and lose communication. All of these destructive factors can create a rut in a relationship. A study at Stony Brook University in New York looked at how couples can escape these kinds of boring ruts. Arthur Aron, social psychologist at Stony Brook who conducted the study, says its results show that couples that engage in novel and arousing activities experience a signifcant statistical increase in the quality of relationship. Arons research studied 60 couples during a 10-week period and found that the couples that participated in exciting and pleasant activities such as rock climbing or visiting an amusement parkexperienced the increase versus couples that participated in more mundane activities (Can anyone say dinner and a movie?). Engaging in these activities alone will not magically fx a relationship that is experiencing an actual confict, Aron says. Trying new things with each other will only help couples that are feeling bored. Connor emphasizes that both partners need to want to try these activities. Insisting your girlfriend go sailing with you when you know she gets seasick easily may not be the best idea, Aron says. When Crupper and Haake grow tired of playing chess, they go out and try to experience something new that theyve both wanted to try. In the past they have taken line-dancing classes, and theyre currently enrolled in a fnancial class to prepare for their marriage. Haake wants to try out a cooking class in the near future. I dont really cook, so it will probably help out our marriage, Crupper jokes. Atchity says escaping Lawrence and driving to Kansas City for a night helps break the predictability in his relationship. We often like to go out and eat somewhere fancy that makes us feel middle-aged, Atchity says. Aron stresses that trying something new will not get you out of a relationship rut if you only try it once. Couples should try something new every month. Connor suggests focusing on the relationship as an entity by writing a list of behaviors you want to put back into the relationship on separate sheets of paper and placing them in a jar. Each month, pull out a piece of paper and focus on that behavior for the rest of the month. You can also use this method by compiling a list of new activities you and your partner want to try and pick one out each month. But are new and exciting activities the only thing that can keep a relationship afoat? Haake says incorporating new activities in his relationship is fun every once in a while, but excitement alone doesnt form a long-lasting relationship. What everyone else might call mundane, Lindsay and I just have fun doing it, Haake says. I admit I usually dont feel the butterfies anymore, but every now and then, Lindsay will walk into the room looking like a million bucks and those butterfies will come fying right back. By Gina Souders gsouders@kansan.com the Efect 15 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: In 1998, Miss Piggy released Moi, her own brand of perfume. muppet.wikia.com contact the writer: gsouders@kansan.com contact how we met opposites attract A.J. Strickland, Washington, Kan., senior, is a cowboy who likes to spend time on the shooting range. Sandra Mayle, Wichita graduate, is an urbanite who likes to hang out in coffee shops. He drives a truck. She drives a Nissan Sentra. They couldnt be more different from each other, but one night they found themselves working the eight-hour late shift together at the front desk of Lewis Hall. He was intimidated by her looks, and she thought he was kind of weird. But with nothing to do but sit for eight hours, Strickland and Mayle ended up talking and getting to know each other. I dont know how she could have put up with me talking about my farm in detail for at least half an hour, Strickland says. As their shift came to a close, Strickland found the courage to ask Mayle on a date. He asked me to go with him to the shooting range, Mayle says. But I think everyone secretly wants to shoot a gun. At least I did. The couple has been together for more than a year. lGina Souders sandra Mayle and a.J. strickland Which summer movie are you most excited about this year? Whats your favorite holiday? if you could have any superpoWer What Would it be? Why do you think attendance in this years democratic caucus Was significantly higher than in 2004? Who has been the biggest influence in your life and Why? Megan Dietel St. Louis junior Kathleen Sebelius Kansas governor 5 questions I am really looking forward to The Dark Knight. After all the hype about Heath Ledgers character, I think its going to be a very interesting movie to watch. Im going to be very unoriginal and say Christmas. I just really love being able to spend time with my family. I would love to be able to teleport to anywhere in the world like in that new movie, Jumper. Ive always wanted to travel all over the world, but being a poor college student, I dont exactly have the money to do that. I think the young people in our country are fnally getting excited about politics. I think their involvement really increased this years attendance. My grandma. She was raised on a small farm in Kansas and was always struggling. Shes become very successful and I look up to her a lot. lGina Souders My chick fick is defnitely Sex and the City. It also looks like there is a great new Indiana Jones movie as well as fghting pandasa good summer for all! My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. I enjoy spending time together with my family and close friends as well as enjoying one of the great American dinners of turkey, stuffng and mashed potatoes. Its far less hassle and hype than some of the other holidays. The only superhero I ever knew about growing up was Supermanfaster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a powerful locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Since Ive never run into kryptonite, I still think those powers would be the best. In 2004, the Caucus was just about who was going to attend the convention. This year, Kansas Democrats had a real voice in choosing the partys nominee. We have a candidate in Barack Obama who is inspiring thousands of new voters to tune in and turn up, to work and to vote. It will make a huge difference in the election and in his opportunity to be a great president. My parents, Katie and Jack Gilligan. They gave me unconditional love and support, taught me about sacrifce and service, and gave me the confdence to believe that anything was possible, if I worked for it. Every child should be so lucky! 16 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Kermit the Frog performed his song The Rainbow Connection at the Academy Awards in 1980, where it was nominated for Best Original Song. muppet.wikia.com contact the writer: gsouders@kansan.com, rscaperlanda@kansan.com notice wescoe wit Girl 1: How much do you think each boob weighs? Girl 2: I dont know. Maybe 15 pounds each? Girl 1: That much? Girl 2: I dont know. Maybe not. Chemistry professor: You guys wouldnt believe what chemists do to each other in the lab late at night.
Guy 1: Ive never taken a shot of straight gin. I dont even know what happens. Guy 2: When I drink it, nothings left. All the bottle is gone. Guy 1: I hear when you drink it, your clothes come off.
Girl: To have a MySpace, dont you have to be a musician or something? Guy: No, you just have to be a slut who wants to get some. Girl: So, like, a slutty musician? Girl 1: What are you doing tonight? Going out? Girl 2: Eh, I dont know. I might. Girl 1: You need to! Come get crazy with us for Lent!
Girl: Ill call you if I need a drunk driver. Wait Ill be drunk. You be sober. lRebekah Scaperlanda Every year, millions of people watch the American Idol auditions on TV, but last summer, 18-year-old Dallas native Shannon Murray experienced the process frsthand. Murray auditioned in Dallas for the shows seventh season with about 12,000 other Idol hopefuls, and Murray says the experience is much different than it appears on television. Before getting their shot at a stint on TV, contestants begin by auditioning in groups of six in one of 12 tents with two judges in each tent. Simon, Paula and Randy arent anywhere to be found, and they actually dont come to town to flm their segments until several months later. Murray says another surprise was the amount of waiting time. Murray and her dad arrived at the stadium where the auditions were held at 3 a.m. the day before, and waited hours just to get a wristband, which would guarantee an audition spot the following day. Getting in to audition then required another long wait. You might be the next Kelly Clarkson, but youll have to suffer long lines for your art. Murray was cut in the very frst round in Dallas, but to check out those whose suffering paid off, tune in to American Idol every Tuesday and Wednesday (and sometimes Thursday) at 7 p.m. on FOX. lElise Stawarz what its like to audition for american idol above: aspiring idols gather in dallastexas Stadium. Below: Murray (left) during the audition process. m a s s
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h a m p Youre not around for 55 years unless youve got something amazing to offer. across the state for our burgers, beer, and pizza We Are Famous Just cross the bridge 401 N. 2nd Dance Your Pants Off Thursday: Ladies Night, Free Cover for Ladies $1 Almost Anything Friday $2 Jager Bombs DJ Nick Reddell Kansas City Wizards Kickoff Party Saturday Son Venezuela Salsa Dance Party w/DJ Jalapeno y y music guy A road map to music utopia 17 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 By Ben Garmisa play interesting fact: Kermit the Frog is left-handed. www.berro.com Arctic Monkeys (For fans of The Strokes and Bloc Party) Its a bit ironic that a band comprised wholly of technologically dense lads would owe most of their success to the unstoppable march of technological progress. For the upbeat, fast-paced and lyrically clever post-punk pop-rock Arctic Monkeys, though, the success is more than merely ironicit is wholly unexpected. While many in the music industry would consider the groups continued refusal to put record label scouts on their guest lists to be an act of self- sabotage, it has, in fact, allowed the tenacity and devotion of the groups fans to really propel the group to greatness. The Arctic Monkeys fans have shown that, in an age when RIAA lawyers sue their own customers while lowering artists compensation, true talent can still provide a pathway to stardom and success. After the group of four friends formed in 2002, they started playing some small local venues while handing out free demos to anyone who would take them. Now, so far this is a pretty normal way to achieve success (a lot of successful bands start out like this), but then the group veered sharply down the road less traveled After garnering a fervent fan-base around Sheffeld (UK), the labels and agents came knockingbut the band refused to guarantee them guest list space or VIP treatment at their shows, eschewing the normal route in favor of doing what they loved. Simultaneously, the fans began their work by uploading and sharing the music on sites such as MySpace, where the Monkeys quickly became one of the most popular artists. When asked in a 2005 interview with Prefx magazine (a music magazine in New York) if they even knew how to upload their music to the web, the band replied with a succinct no, no. Next, a fan who just so happened to be a photographer went to a few shows with video cameras and eventually had enough flm to slap together a music video for what he thought was their best song at the time, Fake Tales of San Fransisco, and uploaded it to his Web site (keep in mind this was before advent of YouTube). After a few weeks, the video became so popular that it was placed in constant rotation on MTV UK. The song was fnally released in studio recording form on the bands frst album, which subsequently became the fastest-selling debut album of any British band everincluding the Beatles. Go back and read that again. The Arctic Monkeys debut album sold more copies in its frst week than did the Beatles debutand the Monkeys didnt even have a major label backing themjust a lot of devoted fans spreading the gospel. The album, Whatever People Say I Am, Thats What Im Not, was fnally named TIME magazines album of the year in 2006. BONUS: There may be an awesome mash-up of Kaiser Chiefs I Predict A Riot and the Arctic Monkeys I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefoor cleverly titled I Predict That You Look Good On The Dancefoor foating around somewhere on the intertubes And when I say There may be I mean There is and go listen to it ASAP. J a y p l a y says... rent Kansas Sure, lots of TV shows and movies pretend to take place in Kansas. CBS series Jericho invented its own town here, and who could forget the faux-Topeka house party in Almost Famous with all those real Topeka people, man. A refreshing exception to this lets-say-were-flming-in-Kansas-but-really- flm-it-somewhere-else thing is Kansas, a little-known crime drama shot in the summer of 1987 in Lawrence, Topeka and other parts of northeast Kansas. According to the 80s Movie Rewind Web site (www.fast-rewind.com), more than 2,000 Kansans, mostly from the Douglas County area, were extras in the flm. A young, scruffy Matt Dillon (Crash, Theres Something About Mary) stars as a bank robber drifting through the Midwest. In the sunfower state, he meets up with another traveler played by 80s Brat Pack-er Andrew McCarthy. The two become partners in crime, though quickly turn into bitter enemies. The flm is full of fghts, romance and plenty of Kansas farmhouses. Its slightly far-fetched plot and occasionally cheesy dialogue might bother die- hard flm buffs, but Kansas is worth watching for its stunning cinematography of our stomping ground, and the fact that youll recognize the scenery and maybe even some of those people standing around in the parade scene. You can rent Kansas through Netfix (www.netfix. com) or Blockbuster Online (www.blockbuster.com). watch The Mysterious Ticking Noise and Theyre Taking the Hobbits to Isengard While these arent the only fantasy movie spoofs out there, these are two of the funniest and best-executed ones. And believe us, weve looked. In order to enjoy either of these, however, you must have at least a small place in your heart for these movies. Otherwise, youll fnd little to no humor in them. And remember: Theyre supposed to be dumb. The Mysterious Ticking Noise is one installment of a series of Harry Potter hand puppet shows. This particular one centers aroundyou guessed ita mysterious ticking noise. It opens with Snape, who hears the noise and starts singing Snape, Snape, Severus Snape in time with the music. But what starts out as a simple ode to himself quickly turns into a noisy melee as each of the main Harry Potter characters adds his or her own name to the song until its a round-robin including Ron, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, and even Voldemort. Id let you in on the source of the ticking, but I wouldnt want to ruin the surprise. The music for Theyre Taking the Hobbits to Isengard is based on a techno version of the theme music from the Lord of the Rings movies. It is comprised of movie and sound clips, which go surprisingly well with the chosen tempo of the music. Believe it or not, after watching this once or twice, youll fnd yourself humming the tune and singing, Theyre taking the hobbits to Isengard, gard, g-g-g-gard to yourself (because if you sang it out loud, people would make fun of you). Matt Dillon in Kansas. The Mysterious Ticking Noise. Theyre Taking the Hobbits to Isengard. Smoke a hookah for $10.99. Two tobacco flavors included & comes with 2 FREE entrees WERE STILL OPEN Sun-Thurs, 5pm-12am Friday-Sat, 5pm-3am 730 Massachusettes (Next to Vermont St. BBQ) (785)856-8630 m o v i e Dont be quick to jump out of your seat for this one. Jumper isnt a must-see movie, but it is worth checking out at some point. Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode III, Awake), Samuel L. Jackson (Coach Carter, S.W.A.T.) and Rachel Bilson (The O.C.) make up the cast of this sci-f thriller based on the novel of the same name. Christensen stars as David Rice, a young man who learns he has the ability to teleport himself virtually anywhere he can think of. He spends years living a life of leisure, making himself rich and sleeping with women all over the world. But his fun comes to an end when an organization that seeks to kill jumperspeople with the ability to teleport comes after him. If youre looking for another thriller for purely entertainment purposes, this is your flm. But if you hate it when events happen in a movie with no real explanation, steer clear of Jumper. Christensen does a great job of allowing the audience to understand his character. Surprisingly, Samuel L. Jackson is the one who gives a lackluster performance as the leader of the organization thats after Christensen. Youre never really sure of his characters motives or his background. The plot is defnitely there, but its just not used to its full potential. If Jumper 2 gets the green light, which it supposedly has, the director should expand more on background information on some of the events and people in the flm. The organization after Christensen isnt explained well until the end of the flm, and still by then there are several other little things that just dont add up. It was nice to see Christensen and Jackson reunited since the memorable Star Wars Episode III. Its also interesting to think how rapper Eminem would have done in this one, as he was originally cast in Christensens role. Jumper is entertaining overall, but you may want to wait for it to hit the rental stores. HHHII Matt Lindberg 18 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 interesting fact: Statler and Waldorf were named after two New York City hotelsthe Statler Hotel (which was renamed the Hotel Pennsylvania in 1992) and the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel. Waldorfs wife, Astoria, completes the set. muppet.wikia.com jumper reviews m o v i e The fact that I couldnt personally relate to The Savages, and yet found it delightful, is a telltale sign of a great movie, as good movies are wholesomely enjoyed by the people they were made for, but great movies transcend demographics. The movies opening montage shows old ladies working on a synchronized swimming routine and a golf-carted grandfather blissfully taking in the monotony of Sun City, Ariz., aka Retirement Paradise, USA. Enter Wendy and Jon Savage (Laura Linney and Philip Seymour Hoffman), two siblings reuniting to take their father (Philip Bosco) back East where they both live because, as Linney eloquently puts it, Hes been writing on the walls with his shit. Diagnosed with dementia, their dad is disoriented to the point of believing that the nursing home his kids have put him in is a hotel. But for all of his confused outbursts, its his children who end up needing the therapy only family can provide. While caring for their father in his fnal days, Hoffman and Linney work through feelings of guilt about the quality of care theyre giving their father and their more serious personal issues, which drag further drama along with them. Dont worry: Its not the maudlin melodrama that my summary may have made it out to be. Yes, The Savages does have heart and emotion, but its also frickin hilarious. More about exploring the problems of brother and sister than those of Papa Savagewho is relatively content in his ignorancewriter/ director Tamara Jenkins has a knack for putting Hoffman and Linney in awkward environments and then stepping back and letting them react, usually without any words at all. And then there are the sibling fghts, which are so well done that youll want to step on-screen and yell, Hey, break it up! The brisk pace and subtle humorwith the occasional outburstreminded me of Sideways. This turned out to be no coincidence: Sideways writer Alexander Payne produced The Savages. HHHHI Ian Stanford the savages Anchor Down at the Yacht Club College Night W E D N E S D A Y DJ @ 10PM $5 .00 TWO LITER TOWERS $7 .50 THREE LITER DOMESTIC TOWERS $3 .00 Barcardi Drinks $2 .00 BLVD WHEATS DRAWS $2 .00 BLVD PALE ALE DRAWS 2 For 1 Well Drinks T H U R S D A Y FRIDAY $2 .50 MILLER LITE BOTTLES $2 .00 Almost Anything ( wELLS, cALLS & sHOTS ) I sat on the piano bench in my piano teachers living room one Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. I was a junior in high school, and for the last 11 years, this had been a routine. Ms. Rivers had a beautiful shiny black grand piano that I was sure she polished at least once a day. She was a master pianist and composer, and if I was lucky I would catch her playing a piece she had written when I walked into her house each week for my lesson. This particular lesson shouldnt have been different from any other, except that during the past week I had nearly quadrupled my practice time. I was working on a nocturne by Chopin, and for nearly two hours every night, I would sit at my piano going over and over each scale, chord and trill. At the end of the week, I felt as though I had almost mastered the song, but there was one trill that was particularly pesky. No matter how hard I tried, I couldnt get my fngers to move fast enough between the notes. But I wanted it to be perfect, so I did the only thing I could think of: I kept practicing. After my warm-up exercises, Ms. Rivers took a seat in her green and gold old-fashioned armchair and waited for me to begin. I wanted to play the piece fawlessly, and I hoped all my practicing was going to pay off. After all, practice makes perfect, right? I wiped my hands on my jeans, took a deep breath and let my fngers take over. The sheet music was out, but I didnt need it. I had practiced the song so many times that I had it memorized. I began playing softly and slowly. When I came to a crescendo, the music became loud and energetic. The chords chimed and the scales sung. I played fawlessly. Almost. After I had fnished, Ms. Rivers rose and approached the piano bench. Very good, she said enthusiastically, putting a hand on my shoulder. I can tell youve really been practicing. My vision blurred with tears. In my mind I knew she was giving me a compliment, but in my heart I knew I had messed up the trill. It wasnt fast enough nor smooth enough. I played the rest of the piece without missing a note, but all I could think of was my failure. I couldnt hide my tears. But before Ms. Rivers had a chance to ask what was wrong, I spilled everything. I told her about the hours I had spent at my piano, how I would run the trill so many times my fngers became raw. By now the tears were streaming down my cheeks. She looked at me thoughtfully for a moment. You cant always be perfect, she said. There are some things, no matter how hard you try, you just wont be able to do. Its the effort you put into it that really matters. The words knocked the wind out of me. You cant always be perfect. All my life, I had tried to be perfectso much so that I would routinely wear myself out. When my friends would hang out together, I would stay at home working on a school project that I had already fnished, but that I thought could look better. If I thought my notes from class were too messy, I would rewrite them so the handwriting looked perfect. I would stay after school in the journalism room after everyone had left except the night custodians, working on our school newspaper until each page looked just right or until my adviser would fnally kick me out. I had been this way for as long as I could remember. Even in preschool, while the good kids colored outside the lines and the bad kids scribbled on the walls, I would sit by myself, hunched over my paper, taking time to ensure that not a spot of color crossed the black outline of the picture. When I didnt reach the level of perfection I sought, I felt inadequate. I was never good enough for myself. In that moment at the piano, Ms. Rivers helped me gain some perspective. Nobody can be perfect all the time. So what if I couldnt hit the trill? I had tried my hardest and given it my all. Sometimes thats all you can do. Even if failure is the result, its the effort that matters. After I gained my composure, I played the piece once again. And, once again, I messed up the trill. But this time, it didnt matter. I didnt have to be perfect, and it was okay. Now, every time I sense myself slipping into my old perfectionist tendencies, I try to remember my piano lesson that day. Its all right if Im not perfect at everything. In fact, I realize now that thats impossible. Instead, I focus on putting the greatest effort into whatever I do, and thats how I judge my successes. And so far, I can say Ive been pretty successful. learning the keys to success How a piano lesson set the tone for my future By Deepa sampat 19 02.21.2008 VOL. 5 ISS. 21 Contact the writer: dsampat@kansan.com Graphics by: Brenna Hawley speak interesting fact: Beaker does a mean Little Richard impression and also knows how to beatbox, which he showcased on the Muppets Tonight TV show. muppet.wikia.com The words knocked the wind out of me. You cant always be perfect.