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Things
Anyone Ever Said
Apostolos Karanikolos
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No one thing is true. It’s all true.
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Table of Contents
Introduction, 4
Wit, 5
Wisdom, 20
Humor, 37
Index, 53
Bushido Code, 57
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Introduction
Apostolos Karanikolos
January 26, 2009
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Chapter1 - Wit
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There will be a time when you’ll believe
that everything is finished. That will be the
beginning.
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In every phenomenon the beginning
remains always the most notable moment.
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I saw the angel in the marble and carved
until I set him free.
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We are each of us angels with only one
wing, and we can only fly by embracing
one another.
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Absence diminishes mediocre loves and
increases great ones, as the wind
extinguishes candles and fans fires.
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Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a
night without moon and without stars.
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The truth is a living thing. This living thing
is what you actually are.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a
false statement. But the opposite of a
profound truth may well be another
profound truth.
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A dead thing can go with the stream, but
only a living thing can go against it.
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People say, “I want peace”. If you remove
I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are
left with peace.
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If you really want to understand
something, try to change it.
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You can pretend to be serious but you
can’t pretend to be funny.
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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t
know where one is going.
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Whatever you do will be insignificant, but
it is most important that you do it.
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Laughter is the closest distance between
two people.
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I have always thought that every woman
should marry, and no man.
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You do not inherit the earth of your
ancestors, you borrow it from your
children.
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Having children makes you no more a
parent than having a piano makes you a
pianist.
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He knows nothing and thinks he knows
everything. That points clearly to a
political career.
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Each person is guilty for all the good he
didn't do.
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A diamond with a flaw is worth more than
a pebble without imperfections.
Chinese proverb
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If you think you are too small to make a
difference, try sleeping in a closed room
with a mosquito.
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Think like a man of action, act like a man
of thought.
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Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.
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Do not go where the path may lead, go
instead where there is no path and leave a
trail.
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Experience is not what happens to a man;
it is what a man does with what happens
to him.
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The trouble with the world is that the
stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are
full of doubt.
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We don’t stop playing because we get old;
we get old because we stop playing.
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It is not because things are difficult that
we do not dare; it is because we do not
dare that they are difficult.
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Either write something worth reading or do
something worth writing.
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Keep a green tree in your heart, and
perhaps a songbird will come.
Chinese proverb
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Truthful words are not beautiful, beautiful
words are not truthful. Good words are not
convincing, convincing words are not good.
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More than polite is rude.
Japanese proverb
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Don’t let one cloud obliterate the whole
sky.
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The eye sees only what the mind is
prepared to comprehend.
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Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is
the beauty of men.
Chinese proverb
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The center of every man's existence is a
dream.
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When you reach the top, keep climbing.
Zen proverb
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When you are born, you cry and the world
is happy. When you die, you are happy and
the world is crying.
Tibetan proverb
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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in
wrath.
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Chapter2- Wisdom
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The beginning of wisdom is the awareness
of our ignorance.
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There are no big things. Only small things
with big love.
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Believe and act like it is impossible to fail.
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It is impossible to speak in such a way that
you cannot be misunderstood.
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The greatest truths cannot be put in
words.
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All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently
opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-
evident.
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No one thing is true. It’s all true.
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Do not look where you fell, but where you
slipped.
African proverb
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For the things we have to learn before we
can do them, we learn by doing them.
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If you want to be happy, be.
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The greatest gain is to give to others; the
greatest loss is to greedily receive without
gratitude.
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The true measure of a man is how he
treats someone who can do him absolutely
no good.
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Man is born to live and not to prepare to
live.
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A single conversation with a wise man is
better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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We judge ourselves by what we feel
capable of doing, while others judge us by
what we have done.
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Man is not the sum of what he has already,
but rather the sum of what he does not yet
have, of what he could have.
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The limits of my language are the limits of
my mind. All I know is what I have words
for.
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Those who have knowledge, don’t predict.
Those who predict don’t have knowledge.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they
are ignored.
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There is no king who has not had a slave
among his ancestors, and no slave who has
not had a king among his.
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The world is the totality of facts, not of
things.
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If you do the small jobs well, the big ones
tend to take care of themselves.
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Bring your desires down to your present
means. Increase them only when your
increased means permit.
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In protecting oneself, others are protected.
In protecting others, oneself is protected.
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We do not smile because something good
has happened; rather something good
happens because we smile.
Japanese proverb
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They can because they think they can.
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The rainbow would be even more beautiful
if the show was not for free.
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To be deeply loved gives you strength, to
love deeply gives you courage.
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Courage is the first of human qualities
because it is the quality that guarantees
the others.
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First learn the meaning of what you say,
and then speak.
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Raise your sail one foot and you get ten
feet of wind.
Chinese proverb
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No one could make a greater mistake than
he who did nothing because he could do
only a little.
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In all things success depends on previous
preparation, and without such previous
preparation there is sure to be failure.
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An advice is as good as the person that
gives it.
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We need to be the change we wish to see
in the world.
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Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of
ourselves.
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When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher
will appear.
Zen proverb
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You can discover more about a person in
an hour of play than in a year of
conversation.
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Except our own thoughts, there is nothing
absolutely in our power.
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There is strong shadow where there is
much light.
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Nothing is so firmly believed as what is
least known.
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At the center of your being you have the
answer; you know who you are and you
know what you want.
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We promise according to our hopes and
perform according to our fears.
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Fear cannot be without hope nor hope
without fear.
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There is no way to happiness. Happiness is
the way.
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Practice yourself, for heaven's sake, in
little things; and thence proceed to
greater.
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We should give as we would receive,
cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation.
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Chapter3- Humor
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry
and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Only those who attempt the absurd...will
achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's
in my basement...Let me go upstairs and
check.
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Your work is good and original. But the
part that is good is not original and the
part that is original is not good.
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If everything is under control, you are
going too slowly.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and
buy some good stock and hold it till it goes
up, then sell it. If it doesn’t go up, don’t
buy it.
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If you find yourself in a fair fight, you
didn’t plan it properly.
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If money doesn’t make you happy give it
back.
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There is no human problem which could
not be solved if people would simply do as
I advise.
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President’s Nixon motto was: “if two
wrongs don’t make a right, try three”.
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It is even harder for the average ape to
believe that he has descended from man.
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him.
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I hate advice unless I'm giving it.
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I never lend books, because nobody ever
returns them. The only books I have in my
library are the ones other people lent me.
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One day I went to the dentist. He said “Say
Aaah”. I said “Why?” He said “My dog’s
died”.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I
said I want a second opinion. He said okay,
you’re ugly too.
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Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in
universities: the freshmen bring a little in;
the seniors don’t take much away, so
knowledge sort of accumulates.
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Basically my first wife was very immature.
I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come
in and sink my boats.
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I drink no more than a sponge.
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I am not sincere, not even when I say I am
not.
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I have enough money for the rest of my
life, unless I buy something.
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I have nothing, owe a great deal, and the
rest I leave to the poor.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you
do the dishes - and six months later you
have to start all over again.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents
snapped into action. They rented out my
room.
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Look alive. Here comes a buzzard.
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It was wonderful to work for Wolfgang
Pauli. You could ask him anything. You
didn’t have to wonder if your question was
stupid, since he believed that all questions
were stupid.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no
aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I
can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
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I was x years old in the year x^2.
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I was so ugly when I was born; the doctor
slapped my mother.
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Are you going to come along quietly, or am
I going to have to use ear plugs?
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Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and
scratch where it itches.
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The Mexicans gave the Spaniards malaria,
and the Spaniards gave the Mexicans
smallpox, whooping cough, diphtheria, and
syphilis. The Spaniards believed it was
better to give than to receive.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it
was no match for me at kick boxing.
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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don't say
it.
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch
your money; watch your health". So one
day while I was watching my health,
someone stole my money. It was my
grandfather.
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Andrew Lloyd Weber gave to music what
Bombarder Harris gave to gardening.
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Women and Cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs had better get used to it.
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When I turned two I was really anxious,
because I’d doubled my age in a year. I
thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m
six I’ll be ninety.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house
was her house and she said: “Get the hell
out of my property”.
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look
down to us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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I do not object when people look at their
watches when I speak, but I have serious
objections when they shake them to make
sure they are working.
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Christmas at my house is always at least
six or seven times more pleasant than
anywhere else. We start drinking early.
And while everyone else is seeing only one
Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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What we call the beginning is often the
end. And to make an end is to make a
beginning. The end is where we start from.
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Index
A
Adams, Douglas, 88
Allen, Woody, 104-111
Andretti, Mario, 91
Aristotle, 50-64-70
B
Baba, Sathya Sai, 10
Bergson, Henri L., 23-35
Birkett, Lord, 128
Bohr, Niels, 8
Borge, Victor, 15
Buddha, Gautama, 40-51-64-85
Burke, Edmund, 72
C
Carnegie, Dale, 62
Carlyle, Thomas, 2
Chesterton, G. K., 9-37
Churchill, Winston, 127
Cleobulus, 41
Confucius, 6-73
Cousins, Norman, 97
Cuppy, Will, 119
D
Dalai Lama, 22
Dangerfield, Rodney, 102
Descartes, Rene, 79
Disraeli, Benjamin, 16
Duchess, of Windsor, 118
E
Emerson, Ralph Waldo, 25
Epictetus, 70-86
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Escher, Maurits, 89
F
Fields, W. C., 129
France, Anatole, 100
Franklin, Benjamin, 30
G
Gandhi, Mahatma, 14-75
Goethe, Johan Wolfgang, 13-80
Goya, Francisco, 74
Guitry, Sacha, 12
H
Heinlein, Robert, 124
Hemingway, Ernest, 47
Huxley, Aldous, 26-59
J
Johnson, Samuel, 90
Jung, Carl Gustav, 76-98
K
Keller, Helen, 60
Kelly, Walt, 112
Kettering, Charles, 43
Kingston, Miles, 123
Krishnamurti, Jiddu, 7
L
L’Amour, Louis, 1
Landers, Ann, 52
Lao Tzu, 32-45-58-68-82
Lappos, Nick, 93
Levenson, Sam, 121
Levine, Michael, 18
Lewin, Kurt, 11
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Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth, 55
Lowell, Abbott Lawrence, 103
M
Marx, Groucho, 110
Mason, Jackie, 107-11
Michelangelo, 3
Milligan, Terence Allan, 117
Montaigne, Michel de, 81
Morgan, Augustus de, 115
N
Nana, 28
Nicholson, Jack, 99
Nin, Anais, 34
P
Pasternak, Boris, 53
Patton, George S., 24-97
Philips, Emo, 120
Plato, 78
Popper, Karl, 44
Proverb, African, 48
Proverb, Chinese, 21-31-36-54-71
Proverb, Dutch Antilles, 67
Proverb, Japanese, 33-65
Proverb, Tibetan, 39
Proverb, Zen, 38-77
R
Rabelais, François, 105-108
Renard, Jules, 94-106
Rivers, Joan, 109-126
Rochefoucauld, François, 5-83
Rogers, Will, 92
Russell, Bertrand, 27
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S
Saint-Exupery, Antoine de, 17
Sartre, Jean Paul, 56
Schopenhauer, Arthur, 46
Schulz, Charles, 114
Seneca (the elder), 87
Shaw, George Bernard, 19
Spinoza, Baruch, 84
T
Τeresa, Mother, 42
Tolstoy, Leo, 50
V
Vidal, Gore, 95
Vine, Tim, 101
Virgil, 66
Voltaire, 20
W
Weisskopf, Victor Frederick, 113
Wittgenstein, Ludwig, 57-61
Wright, Steven, 125
Y
Youngman, Henny, 116
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The BushiDo code
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-8- I have no ears.
Sensitivity is my ears.
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