The Fook U Party

No dues. No membership forms. No database. No requests for donations. No ads. No greedy three piece suits. No influence beyond what you do to spread the Fook U message.

The Fook U Party

Open to: Anyone pissed off with the status quo; especially old school politics run by corrupt, sometimes inept politicians and the servants of unbridled capitalism who manipulate them, lobbyists. Party wisdom: If you dont have the good sense to know that repeatedly trying to make a broken machine work is stupidity if not insanity, then Fook U. Also: You arent God and never will be. Youre not even all that important and will be forgotten two days after your mortal remains are disposed of. Get over it. The show will go on without you. Be happy in going from a pre-birth to post-mortem anonymity. Of course, if Dr. Hugh Everetts multiverse theory is right maybe one of your doppelgangers did better (But youll likely never know about it. So there.) Party Prime Directive: The (Seig!) State should never be able to take from anyone that which it cant later restore if required or compelled, for whatever reason. Party philosophy: When the outhouse is dirty and stinks
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I dont need your stinking Donkey, Elephant or Teabag. Ive got a world class Fook U broom & plunger!

Fook U Party Mascot: The Badger (1 of 3)

Help get the Fook U message out. Make it a viral phenomenon that sweeps the land like a meme-bonic plague! Go ahead, ignore the copyright notice and just forward the shit out of this baby. Just say, Fook U. Im shouting this gospel of discontent from the outhouse rooftop! Let this document wrap the intellectual tiki torch that will light up the room and send all the scum-sucking cockroaches scurrying for their favorite cracks and crevices (The management wishes to apologize to cockroaches, especially the big hissing, cute armor-plated Madagascar ones, for any confusion of human bipedal cockroaches and them in the minds of readers)

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The Fook U Party Basics The Fook U Party Basics Continued The Real Facts of Life The Fook U Party Flag What?! You cant just look and see whats there?! From the Desk of Fook U Founder & Chief Philosopher Choctaw Doc

ATTENTION COUCH POTATOES

Make sure to catch Star Fook on subspace channel alpha96 and see how the Fook U Party has taken its message to deep space and brought about the collapse of countless corrupt empires in the process. Thrills, chills, deposed dictators and corporate CEOs galore. Hellacious intergalactic fun for the whole family. or whatever is left of it!

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and is filled with nasty-ass monster truck-sized flies, sweep it clean, chase the flies out and start over. Better to have some backwater bumpkins who lack political sophistication run the show than a collection of elitists whose every judgment and action is informed by terminal, unbridled greed, lust, narcissism, credentialism, one-upmanship, hypocrisy and stupidity. Party on the political spectrum: Not left, right, centrist rather, altruistic rational pragmatist. Everyone is welcome but leave racism, sexism, ageism, fascism, andro- and ethnocentricism, misogynism, fundamentalism, intolerance, flat Earthism, and such at the door. Party no nos: No transnational or global government or unified planetary currency because smart people learn from history and know where that such things are invariably dominated and used to exploit others by power-hungry goose-steppers who believe the key to surmounting their own personal or moral failures lies in enslaving others and playing messiah (No Borg collectives or such tolerated or allowed.) No use of biochips or other technologies to track people under the guise of protecting national interests or preserving social order AKA the ruling elites inflated jobs and salaries. No government use of senseless, baseless paranoia to scare people into surrendering their basic constitutional liberties. No more criminalization of everything people do or say. No more media fawning over the lives of morally bankrupt public figures and celebrities except as examples of what not to do. No more celebritization of people who are walking advertisements for corruption, waste, wanton greed, halitosis and colossal lapses in good judgment, sense and taste. No more ads or spam e-mail or webvertisements for scientifically bankrupt or disproved products or methods that purport to substantially increase or expand ones popularity, bank balance, height, penis or breast size, credit rating, sex appeal, dating life, potency/fertility, life span or such or conversely to decrease ones weight, number or type of personality & relationship defects, indebtedness, bad habits or addictions, flatulence, body odor or accountability for dodging taxes, ex-wives, alimony or child support payments, or DUI convictions. Party yeah, go for it list (Partial & to be expanded over time): The people should begin voting in representatives from all kinds of progressive movements and political tribes, whatever their stripe so long as they are not trying to herd old people or some minority into a gulag or death camp, or divide the US or any country or the world into racial, ethnic, or sexual preference zones or ghettoes or any such nonsense. Congress should reflect the diversity of the peoples it serves, no more either/or as in only Democrat or Republican. i.e., choose from column A or B (Twiddle Dee or Twiddle Dumb.) Accordingly, Congress should wind up with elected reps from all kinds of parties and groups and movements and tribes including but not limited to the Green Party, Democratic Socialists of America, American Indian Movement, Libertarian Party,

Drunken Frat Society Party, Bitch & Moan Party, Gossipers Party, Jackass Party, Pot Smokers Party, Onanists Party, Larry the Cable Guys Get-R-Done Party, Cheech & Chongs Never-Ending Party, et cetera. Party mascots: The Badger (Solitary not social members of the various species.) Tends to stay in its own little burrow and not climb into other badgers burrows and shit or piss on them. Doesnt take too well to being manhandled, abused or used. And the scorpion and rattlesnake for obvious reasons. Party Flag: A sweat-soaked and beer-stained pair of coveralls bearing a crossed broom & plunger (donated by an honest, hardworking man or woman) bearing the motto: Victory over muck and crap through hard work and reason. Party Song: Take this job and shove it. Substitute political order, social mess, high-priced shit, etc. for job. Party Movies: Idiocracy, Dr. Strangelove, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (AKA Hell). Anything that heaps sarcasm or otherwise exposes that can and will go wrong when screwups & egomaniacs run the show or have starring roles. Party Heroes: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, James Adams, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Dr. Carl Sagan, James Randi, Dr. Zefram Cochrane, Dr. Zachery Smith, The Waltons, Alfred E. Newman. Party literature: Anything insightfully irreverent or that leads to a species of progress that frees and not enslaves, demeans or marginalizes people. Party Inspiration: Austin Powers because he embraced Fook Yu (and Fook Mi too.) Party Founder: Choctaw Fook U ber alles Doc. E-mail me at ChoctawDoc@about.me. Ill welcome you aboard with a cyber-hug and a reading from the late writer-poetdrunkard Charles Bukowskis works, ignore you if you are nasty or intolerant or terminally stupid, but never discount or undermine your right to believe as you wish or disagree with any of my sacred cows including the Fook U Party and its philosophy.

Link to Choctaw Docs Rocking the Boat Blog Site: http://rockingtheboat.weebly.com/

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THE REAL FACTS

OF

LIFE

1. People are born and most grow up. Some become givers, some takers and most a mix of the two. Some become helpers, some users, some abusers and some a little of one or more. 2. Pathologic givers & helpers tend to become door mats or saints or both. Pathologic takers, users & abusers tend to wind up become career criminals, politicians and CEOs (There is a great deal of overlap here, yes.) 3. #2 tends to dominate #1. These folks are the large turds that float to the top of the outhouse pit. 4. Givers, helpers, takers, users & abusers eventually die. 5. There is nothing givers and helpers can do about #2 and #4. But with respect to #3, they can grab a broom and plunger and clean out #2!

You guys are way outside the friggin box, you say? Fook that. We stomped the box flat, scribbled the Party manifesto on it in red, white and blue erasable ink, and then stormed off in a huff and locked ourselves in a municipal Port-aPotty.

Coming soon to bars and street corners near you Fook U University extension centers. Cheap, unaccredited, revolutionary.

Fook U Party Flag (Sort of) ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS AND YOULL SOON FIND YOURSELF SCREAMING FOOK U TOO! Why is it that the most vocal defenders of family values are so frequently caught banging their babysitter or sister-in-law or the pool guy? Why is it (that) so many religious (Seig!) right icons who lash out about the lack of morality by bashing gays are the ones caught visiting a gay bar or shacked up with a drag queen or hanging around an adult video store bathroom glory hole? Why is it so many pompous ass religious leaders give lip service to sacrifice and sanctity, and then turn around and devote their time to hoovering the wallets of their congregants, visiting hookers or molesting children? Isnt it amazing that the patron saints of unbridled corporate greed men and women who so vociferously denounce Karl Mark -- made a prophet of him by milking & abusing the capitalist cash cow so often and vigorously that it imploded and collapsed? Does anyone find it odd that those politicians and religious figures who spend the most time advocating sharing and caring for others do very little of either (all-thingsconsidered), and then denounce democratic socialists and other so-called Godless liberals who work so hard to put both into practice at every level of society?

CALENDAR
1ST SPECIAL EVENT

OF

UPCOMING EVENTS

2 American Revolution AKA The People Finally Clean the Smelly Outhouse.
2ND SPECIAL EVENT

nd

Public humiliation of those who created the mess that nd necessitated the 2 American Revolution.
3RD SPECIAL EVENT

Reconciliation with & forgiveness extended to those nd who created the mess that necessitated the 2 American Revolution.
4TH SPECIAL EVENT

National communal bonfire and ceremonial passing around of the #1 Party Mascot (Beaver), so everyone gets a chance to stroke it.

HAIL FOOK U! STRENGTH & PROGRESS THROUGH SATIRE & IRREVERANT HUMOR

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FOOK U GUIDELINES FOR HOLDING THE OUTHOUSE TOGETHER TO 2012 AND BEYOND
NO SUICIDAL RULERS

What You Can Do to be a True Fook Uer

From the Fook U Get Real Department (1) Quit voting for the same lame-ass losers. If your representatives are political retreads who serve the interests of corrupt businesses or such, vote them out of office. And then vote in folks who define progress as whats fair & best for all people, whatever their label or party affiliation or lack of same. (2) Stop trusting people who get caught raping, robbing or pillaging constituents or parishioners, confessing their sin and then doing it again. (3) Realize that blind faith is lame and dangerous, and a dash of critical thinking is a sure antidote. No more Jonestowns, PTL fun-land empires, or mass suicides as a gateway to a meeting with God, aliens or Kebler elves.

If you believe doomsday is right around the corner, stay out of power. We dont need leaders who work angles to make ancient cryptic fables into self-fulfilling prophecies. Or if you simply must hold a putsch and take over, at least wait until the rest of us are living in colonies on the Moon, Mars and/or Romulus.
DONT PANIC

Douglas Adams had it right. Maybe he was actually a modern day prophet. So when the stock market plummets, gas prices shoot through the roof, California falls into the Pacific Ocean and your toilet overflows all on the same day dont panic. Youll only make things worse. Take your meds, sip on some Jack Daniels, and count your remaining blessings.
LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

When things get rough get out your DVD copies of Married with Children, Animal House or Bad Santa and laugh your ass off. If you feel like taking your woes out on others, dont do it. Youll just piss the police and God off, and wind up in glory with 72 virgins, persistent erectile dysfunction and no access to either Viagra or Cialis.

2010 by Anthony G. Payne. All rights reserved, but Ill look the other way if you use this to edutain, enlighten or otherwise elevate the consciousness of others. If you dont do the right thing though, Ill swing by your place, drink all your booze and piss in your shoes, jackboots or what-haveyou.
power in the hands of a supreme schmuck Reichsminister or Commissar and his big biz beholdin lackeys. Let the locals decide what is harmful or wrong. Any state or municipality or commune that wants to secede, try its hand at creating the enchanted kingdom or reenact the Stone Age can do so. But yes, this new entity must follow the Prime Directive namely, it cannot take from anyone that which it cant later restore if required or compelled, for whatever reason. And no rough stuff or Klingon Empire shit. Play nice. Q: Who is the leader of the Fook U Party? A: Now there you go with that organizational pecking order crap that stunk up the outhouse to begin with! The Fook U Party exists as bands of like-minded souls with no leader or President or El Duce or such. Local groups decide what works for them by way of spirited debates, brawling and something novel called direct voting. The deconcentration of power and nomadic tribal nature makes the FUP the political equivalent of Earth First! But Fookers hug people and not necessarily trees (One exception, FUPs Branch Druidians)

FREQUENTLY ASKED ANSWERS Q: Can I organize a Fook U Party chapter? A: Sure. But dont try to register it or anything. Fook

overregulation and paperwork. Just stand on street corners or hang out in bars and commiserate with & annoy bystanders, professional inebriants, hookers and recently fired psychopaths. Q: Is there a Fook U Bible? A: Hell, yeah. Its called the Constitution AKA the TP used by right wing demagogues and a document oft sorely misinterpreted by the same people who believe the Bible is infallible, the universe is 6,000 years old and Fred Flintstone really lived beside and played with dinosaurs. Q: Is there too much regulation in America today? A: Fook, yeah. If Thomas Alva Edison were alive today

hed be broke or in jail and wed be working by candle light. You have to have protection, but not by concentrating

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From the Desk of Fook U Party Founder & Chief Philosopher, Choctaw Doc

Walking Around Thinking About Stuff Sample course conundrum students must work out: From the survey of Judaism & Christianity Section: The Messiah must keep both the written & oral Law. The oral law says no man can be God. Traditional or orthodox Christian teaching is that Jesus was both Messiah & God. Work this out. This course taught by FUP Founder-Philosopher Choctaw Doc at Fook U University, Stankwell Falls University, and South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.) All three are part of the Theres More Than One Road to An Education Consortium of Cheap, Unaccredited & Marginally or Provisionally Accredited Revolutionary Schools. Want to read more of Choctaw Docs off-the-outhousewall writings? Oh, a glutton for mental anguish, eh? OK, have at it: Our Incredible Shrinking Life & Staring into the Face of our own Mortality Hitler and HaShem (The Almighty) Influence:

It is high time women ran the body politic. The fact that virtually all wars, pogroms, witch hunts, inquisitions, ethnic cleansing campaigns, murders, rapes, drunken brawls, and such have been and are the handiwork of men is argument enough for a change-of-venue. Maybe theyll fook things up just as badly as men have, but well never know unless they have a go of it. No more double-standard. Equal pay for equal work. Men who take mistresses cannot oppose or interfere in any way with their wives taking on a mantress.uh...gigolofookbuddy whatever the hell they are called.

Attack ideas, not people. Try reason instead of blind faith. Give tolerance a chance.

Contact Information
Feel the need to write Choctaw Doc and piss & moan, share how you came to be a true Fook Uer, or such? He spends Fook U Party Mascots #2 the Scorpion & #3 the Rattlesnake most of his time in the outhouse ..uhthinking, but can be reached at ChoctawDoc@about.me. Dont like using e-mail or youre too wasted to do so? Take a crayola, scribble your message on a roll of toilet paper, knock twice on the outhouse door and toss that baby in.

Reading List from Fook U Universitys course Introduction to Thinking Things Out 101
Saving Jesus from the Church: How to Stop Worshiping Christ and Start Following Jesus by Dr. Robin R. Meyers Snake Oil Science by R. Barker Bausell, Ph.D. Alienation: Pervasive and insidious (Examiner article) by Choctaw Doc Is an attachment style problem complicating or undermining your life? (Examiner article) by Choctaw Doc Rats in the Cosmic Laboratory: Is God a Scientist? By Choctaw Doc

Wise up & Get It Right or Else!

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