5 NICE LITTLE STORIES. 1.

Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. THAT'S FAITH! ..... 2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. THAT'S TRUST! ..... 3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. THAT'S HOPE! ..... 4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. THAT'S CONFIDENCE! ..... 5. We see the world suffering.... But still we get married !!! THAT'S " OVER CONFIDENCE ! "

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China . On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The pries t replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France . In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this s time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in rest of the world price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" Readers, it is your turn........ Think ....before you scroll down... The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son -This is the only Heaven on earth ... it's a Local Call ". DONT FORGET TO HIT LIKE AND SHARE IT

WHAT SEX CAN DO! 1. It makes some people religious: Oh God! Oh My God! Yes! God! 2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm .aaaahh ooooh...aaahhh 3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr! 4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me! 5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it apart! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harder... HARDER! 6. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... mmm... please I'm begging 7. Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours! 8. Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me! :P :D Poem on "TAJMAHAL" By 3 diffrent People. . 1) BACHELORTakdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI. . 2) LOVERTakdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mumtaz mil gayi hai, Magar Shadi nahi KARTI. . 3) MARRIEDTakdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI...

TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF TEACHERS * If you're not interested then u may leave the class. * If you want to talk please get out of the class & talk. * This class is worst then a fish market. * Are you here to waste your parents money ? * Tell me when you all have finished talking. * Why you are laughing ? Comehere n tell us all, we'll also laugh. ... * Do you think teachers are fool...!! * Why do you come to school when u don't want to study. * Don't try to act over smart with me! * You yes you ! I'm talking to you only don't look back. .... :D

hazaaro.n Khvaahishe.n aisii ki har Khvaaish pe dam nikale bahut nikale mere armaa.N lekin phir bhii kam nikale Dare kyuu.N meraa qaatil kyaa rahegaa usakii gardan par vo Khuu.N jo chashm-e-tar se umr bhar yuu.N dam-ba-dam nikale nikalanaa Khuld se aadam kaa sunate aaye hai.n lekin bahut be-aabaruu hokar tere kuuche se ham nikale bharam khul jaaye zaalim tere qaamat kii daraazii kaa agar is turraa-e-purapech-o-Kham kaa pech-o-Kham nikale magar likhavaaye koii usako Khat to hamase likhavaaye huii subah aur ghar se kaan par rakkhar qalam nikale huii is daur me.n ma.nsuub mujhase baadaa-ashaamii phir aayaa vo zamaanaa jo jahaa.N se jaam-e-jam nikale huii jinase tavaqqo Khastagii kii daad paane kii vo hamase bhii ziyaadaa Khastaa-e-teG-e-sitam nikale muhabbat me.n nahii.n hai farq jiine aur marane kaa usii ko dekh kar jiite hai.n jis kaafir pe dam nikale zara kar jor siine par ki tiir-e-pursitam nikale jo vo nikle to dil nikale jo dil nikale to dam nikale Khudaa ke vaaste pardaa na kaabe se uThaa zaalim Kahii.n aisaa na ho yaa.N bhii vahii kaafir sanam nikale Kahaa.N maiKhaane ka daravaazaa 'Ghalib' aur kahaa.N vaaiz par itanaa jaanate hai.n kal vo jaataa thaa ke ham nikale