What you guys think this is? Fucking instagram?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN Am I the only one that just hopes he gets the girl?Nope he is just a kiddo who c onfess by texting? Who the hell would do that?!A shy person who isn't very good with speechcraft in real life and likes to avoid awkward silences by texting? Pr obably a lot easier to admit something like that by text besides 21 ending shoudl start in 22-THANK YOU for turning my brain into soup. That is so creepy."Don't worry little boy, we won't hurt you =)"Call the Chur.. nevermind...call The Winchester Boys Please!Shapeshifters, Use a silver knife to the heart.call alucardNice try illuminati. Mute the video, let the good times begin.I'd love to find them under my tree on Christmas morning o.o.I'd love to find you on my bed every morning. SmoothInstea d of complaing all the time about being in the friendzone you could also man up. Grow a pair and make something of your life. Impress yourself before impressing others, follow your passion, and stop being such a wuss. After that other things will follow soon. Believe me. Christmas Velma.Pretty sure I have seen this porno. Owl spreading its wings.And this isn't even my final form!Does 9gag redirect to National Geographic, or am I drunk again... I find the son quiet attractive... let me stalk you on facebook.*quite Shame on you asian woman.. I'm going to trains cats. In case we have shortage on assassins. Candice Swanepoel, who doesn't like what they see?Just when I thought I was done fapping, you post this. hi I could lose my job for what I'm doing, here's my name and where I work so ev eryone be sure of who I am. The Hills Have Eyes, but The Walls Have Ears. It's Tyrion's house. I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world. .now th at is what you call living on the edge. "I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake u p in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The worst part? No one even remembers m e dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, Hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You want to whine about Curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong f**king cowboy." Apocalypse is coming one time zone at a time. You can actually see it on Google Earth. On one side of the timezone border there's hell, the other side still has under 1 hour.Don't be silly, Mayans didn't have time zones.yes they do, what's the point of a calendar if you aren't going to measure time? clean house fast-Except a man who just got laid and his wife is on her way home. .. and no one shaves and showers faster than a woman who is about to get laid xD. The World has ended. It's not that bad...SPOILER ALERT! Thank you God and Santa, Satan, don't know who did itpictures or it didn't happe n. Do you even know what a software engineer's job is? It most definitely is not be ing a tech support you moron. The fact that she is a software engineer means she 's most likely smarter, more logical, and makes more sense than you.I can't put in words how much I agree with you10 in beauty pageant,,, over 9000 in engineeri ng school. She looks like a truck.Let's see.. You're a Pakistani. If you need a reason you're not a true alcoholic. I'll be too busy fighting zombies to drink Saturday and Sunday.False...You'll be come a zombie.Yeah right, I'll be decapitating your zombie head. Gay Alert!Not every man likes dumb whores...I have some bad news for you..those girls are indeed gay.They're "party girls". Maybe he's a porn actor and he's lik e "Meh nothing special."Shot using a long exposure. No photoshop. Shot using a long exposure. No photoshop.RASENGAN!Well... There are other progra ms you can use too.Paint, judging the quality that's b*tch logic. if a woman really wants, she'll just say yes the first time,

or maybe even ask the guy out."even ask the guy out." yeah, as if that ever happens... Ronald gets plenty of action mcdolandsTime to dress as Ronald McDonald and go ou tside...he's lovin' it.Hey. It's you again! *licks your other elbow* Sometimes when I'm in a crowded subway I wonder what it'd be like to get punched by random person.wow your hot... marry meSometimes when I'm in a crowded subway train, I imagine earth shaker (from DotA) using his echo slam and killing all t he people inside the train. Well, in the real version of Sleeping Beauty: the prince raped her. 9 months lat er, she gave birth to 2 children (while she is still asleep). One of the childre n sucked her finger which removed the piece of flax (which was keeping her aslee p). She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids. Well, I'm super creeped out right now.imagine to wake up one morning like this : O Worst part of the story when this happened to me is when she said: Oh, you reall y thought we were going to kiss? HAHAHAhe should've kissed her anyway... and the n - rapeKiss her right away you noob! I download porn.. fuck me, right? Hand: okay *unzip* ok zip back never mind. Not everyone who lives in a van or bus is a hippie and has no job, some of us li ke the fact that its massively cheaper than living in a house AND when not worki ng we can park at a beach or in a park or wherever we choose. I have a bath, a s hower, heating, a double sink, a full size fridge, a PC, hot and cold running wa ter, a flush toilet etc etc. The only luxury I don't have yet is a washer dryer. No commute to work as I park up round the corner in the week and on weekends I park wherever I fancy. I can drive to the pub or a party, get drunk and then jus t go straight to bed. :D Anyone who judges me for not living in a house can go boil their own head, I rea lly don't give a crap. I'm happy and debt free.So many words to explain your ind ifference... ;oP .. but it doesn't mean that you should do it...Santa , is that you ?Childy Sans Aditya Yes, Have you been naughty or nice this year? I prefer naughtyeh, what th e hell... *unzips pantsPrepare your anus granny. I'm going in dry. Oh god, I fee l bad for laughing at that. You're awesome. "According to a survey, 8 out of 10 men watch porn, the others 2 were too busy t o answer." - Bob Marley (How I met your mother).false, this was said by Albert E instein (Games Of Throne) "there will be a new patch tomorrow, please save your life to avoid any data los s" - God. Give this man, whose whole name I can't pronounce, more likes!Don't tell me what to do!!Don't make me slap you with 3 tons rocket shaped democracy!I was hoping for a Girlfriend add on..that's a DLC .. sadly once you install it the game turn s from free2play into pay2play... :( and leaves lot less time for leveling.. don 't think many will download it.When I finally got a girlfriend at 22 years old When I finally got a girlfriend at 22 years oldThat one guy crying in the first picture, looks like he was hoping you were gay. Why do you have your girlfriend as "girlfriend"?Because his girlfriend is actual ly a guy. Named Tyrone. Derp enough! You're 25 years old it's time to learn to use torrents.but..but.. m ultiplayer... And people thought I was weird for squeezing my sexy man boobs The research paper forgot to mention that it doesn't work when you grab your own boobs, and yes I'll be glad to do it for you.The research paper forgot to menti on that it doesn't work when you grab your own boobs, and yes I'll be glad to do it for you.So Health will be my Christmas present to everybody this year! Hoe h oe hoe!Not true. My pregnant girlfriend almost puked while giving me a blowjob.

The slap on the head seemed to do the trick though. Euro-trip anyone?Sure. You're paying.what safe word?fluggaenkdechioebolsen The ones with the real balls are the people using their hands to take a picture of this.SANJI (onepiece): MEH! skywalking pfft!eeling so damn sick just looking at those.. Is my chair too high? I think my chair's too high.Sponsored by : Puti n 40% understands the joke 100% doesn't 40% are the veterans ;)Natural selection in progressNo comments yet ? Time to shine! Boobs Saw this "sexy" snowman on the 5th Ave.I'm sexy and I snow it. There is now way he knowi spelt with his daugter-It might have something to do w ith you eating breakfast in her house.if you think she's everywhere that means y ou are as wellGirlfriend? you must be new.You're going to hell now!Make me.Dat p rofile pic....here,takes my life*uppercut* Red Forest-DAMN, Aphrodite never had such a devastating period. Three times more likely to get her number? 0x3=0My bullshit sense is tingling. you're either gymnasts , or the laws of physics don't apply to you.so you are sa ying you cant jump without being a gymnastic? Came here for the "So you're fat" comments.So you're fat.So you're fat.You are w elcome! :)(same guy all over) I guess having a dinosaur is a requirement for epic pictures. You can search far and wide. You can drink the whole town dry. But you'll never find a beer so brown. As the one we drink in our home town. You can drink your fancy ales. You can drink em by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true... Comes from the Green Dragon! She might just be an architect who interested in psychology. Keep your dirty min d inside, dude!According to Freud, there's no "just" like something - every act or interest as a deep meaning, most probably related to sex, if not is related t o self-survival.according to psychosexual theory of freud, shapes such as those buildings symbolizes the male genital organ.You can swim away,Capn'! Dear Diary...JACKPOT! Giggity Giggity Why is the leader always a cock?That's a cock with balls! Don't be that guy.Said the guy who cut off his son's arm.just because she's in a coma, doesn't mean she wants to fuck?Just because she's in a state of suspended life/death and the supposed only cure is a kiss from a random guy...doesn't mea n she's asking for it? Sigh...why don't people understand thise meme? There is nothing around her, so t hat means in this case she accomplished all of her life goals. Get your meme rig ht! This dude got problems.I cant stop laughing :/ when there are no cops around anything is legal-...he said, while unzipping... dafuq did I jut read-lick your elbow. I have no idea. I was drunk and it was funny :Dstill absolutly bangableThat's probably the 200lb dudes sister posing for the picture as he didn't want to show himself since the comment was true :D Why dosent your arm get tired-gamer girl-The wi fi controler is bigger. So, who else hates this show?I don't know but I do know I hate the way you kiss that COD disk ...od disc ? You mean the .iso file? I think even prostitutes wear more clothes than that.hey! He's pretty covered up

!Call me oldfashion... But i think your shorts should be longer then your vagina ... It's the Buddha swastika...Nazi's swastika is mirrored.so i have a nazi tattoo? damn itso i have a buddha tattoo? damn itSo I have a tattoo? Damn it. His face: Like I give a fuck. if this guy were a knight, he'd be sir Fapalot.You had that joke prepared for ye ars, didn't you Muhammad? reality vs anime-I can FAP with either one of them. I understand why so many guys have a thing for asians.shut up, you're lesbian! s o that's irrelevant!PS: You are everyhere!!Correction: Cosplay vs Hentai. Also, one of them is with her bra on while the drawing isn't. Shame on her. The 2 men are a bit too happy than normal In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especiall y heinous. IN NEWYORK CITY, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of a n elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. BAD BOYYYS, WATCH YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU? Oh wait, wrong show?Yeah, you're wrong in so manny levels... My boobs are bigger! I feel better nowpics or it didnt happenYou're a doll, your argument is invalid. (+10 likes for correct use of you're/your) stanely the spare reindeer-He's a little special, isn't he? Eternal life you say? screw virginity, world domination, here I come!that's when you know it's time to be "that guy". screw dignity take me on the ground-their parents must be proud.So proud they ev en created the "Proud Parents Club" with Nicki Minaj's parents. Am I the only on e who wonders where they live? :CQuest added Main objective - Find sluts houses Because that one time, in the band camp!Did you stick a flute up your kitty?Haik Petrosian man, you're disgusting, don't tell me you wanna blow it.. Never shave a bearOverly Manly Man: Who's next?I guess confession bear took it t o far again.Its the Chupacabra!!!t's bearly shaved. That's what you call a NeighBROPlot twist: She moved to Apt. 3F.The Way you thin k, I like it...ANOTHER Best motorcycle ever!(batmans)-does it come in black? There is no poster about women raping men. This is highly sexist and offensive!Doesn't matter, had sex!"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT 'S NOT SEX WHEN SHE DOES NOT WANT IT?" - Insanity Wolf.SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET! -Insanity wolf Mario jump-air assasination-A hidden blade in your shoes! Fancy that *Confession bear* I don't like Mario that much.Then you shall die a dishonorable death !!!!! I guess the poster of this post types with one hand only.Maybe 'easier' to type 'was' with one finger only, but much 'faster' to type 'wuz' with two hands ;) you're 100% straight. the other 40% is gay.you don't get it it's an inside joke like poop in the showe r guy , only 9gag veterans know about them. Society as always-hits himself to blend with others-He has learned the art of bl ending in between crowds. Am I the only one, who thinks that this is annoying as hell?Yes, you are. -.-It' s winter and the holidays season and argh seeing such post about couples even if

mentioning it briefly.what do you know about love,you are just 3D doll Makes. Me. SAD! :( -lose 10kg -lose 5kg -don't gain any weight. -don't double the weight. well to make you feel comfortable, there are people who call it a rip off of LOT R.Now where did I place my shotgun?I pressed "view all 6 "comments" to see what the others on facebook commented.... I am not a smart man. You better watch out. You better not hide. Better not face him. I'm telling you why. Agent 47 is coming to town. He makes his black list. And checking it twice;. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Agent 47 is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're unaware. He knows if you've been bad or good. So run for goodness sake! Oh! You better watch out! You better not hide. Better not face him. I'm telling you why. Agent 47 is coming to town. Agent 47 is coming to town. Walt Disney didn't had original ideas. All he did was copy fairytales.dude, he i nvented animation..Hitler failed his art class... - it wil be extremely palinfull for you.. Some girls just want people to watch their tongues burn.oops...forgot to put the cigarette first!! stupid meI thought that was a lollipop -.-apply water to burn ed area, literally.Or cum I just can't get enough in my ass. Wait waaaaa?Matilda... pleased to meet you.Br ace yourself, friend requests are coming~Glad You Came... in my ass.Muse - Super massive Black Hole ... in my ass21 guns in my ass.. that's gotta hurt...Blue Sta hli - Give me everything you got in my ass.Here comes vi in my ass ... OoSmell l ike teen spirit in my ass. :OThe thing that should not be... in my ass.One more night in my ass...Bullet for my valentine - Pleasure and pain in my ass. Not used to stability? that's the crappiest reasoning I've ever seen or heard in my life. Learn some psychology, dude. If that guy was raised in a very unstable, unaffect ionate home then chances are pretty high that he'll have trouble adjusting to a stable, loving relationship because you use your trusted environment as a refere nce point and it takes a lot of effort to break free from the patterns of habit and thought that were spoon-fed to you from an early age. It doesn't justify what he did but it explains it to some degree. I applaud the guy for recognizing his problem. It's the first step to become a better person. You should try it someday. I think people are being way too sensitive. The guy's skin color is the closest to that of Scooby's fur. He is the obvious choice.And he runs fast like a dog to o! Right!? at least? like being gay was wrongIt's nothing wrong at all, it's just that now his parent's are sure of his sexuality, and that he will bring them direct grand children when he reaches the proper age... which is what most parents expect fro m their children anyway I work in a grocery store, and if you do this, fuck you. Because we have to all

put it back. The best solution is that you tell us what's hapenning with your wa llet and we will keep your items until you come back to pay them. Not a big deal , buddy.Holy shit, you work in a grocery store and have to do your job? I feel s o sorry for you man. My Christmas Tree-hot chick-The only Christmas tree who is better with no balls. Hoe, hoe, hoe marry christmas!Hoe, hoe, hoe marry KissMyAss!Since when do you ma rry christmas?I would give that tree somee wood... There is no accidentally doing it just make sure they watch you do it Insanity w olf: finish on the webcamhave eye contact with them while doing itScream their n ames while blowing your load. Dude stop posting things like this.My testicles are working harder than my brain .U sir. Deserve more fap.I found the fucks I give! Oh wait.. there's none =Saw this on facebook-He's probably used to having condoms in his mouth.Apply wa ter...At least he doesn't reproduce.The problem is that he is hot...GAAAAAAYYYY! So, I'm gay, hope you had a good laugh! I'm pretty sure no one on 9gag wants to know that you're gay. Keep it for yourself :) One fork to rule them all-and in the darkness...BITE THEM! Think about that, you can touch them but you will not get laid. You get paid for torturing your soul.The amount of K in comments is too damn high! ? love swords !Bitch? please. That's a katana! ;DWow. Allow me to show you an an alogy of what you just said. "I love guns!" "Bitch please,? that's a rifle!" -to get money you have to solve this 3d maze-Bitch please a knife is simpler. Just flip through the pages?Just kick his ass 'till he tells you. There. Work at Blizzard for 20 years and recieve this crown!better work for 10 more yea rs there and complete the armor set.effect: working speed+20%.pay 50%Awesomeness+4 5%Virginity +100% Tip for girls: that's true, even after years of marriage. Tip for guys: don't try the same trick with girls. Yeah, flashing your cock won't get you out of a fight. If anyone says Aliens don't exist, you need to get hit in the head with an axe.A nd yet, eventough we are nothing in the grandness of space, people feel the need to fight, hate and destroy. People still see the smallest differnce in the way we think, belief and act or see differences because of where we were born and ha te each other over those difference. We keep on destroying our planet, the only one we have because most humans don't realise the position the are truly in! We have nothing but each other in the vast nothingness of space, for now atleast. W e should act like it. When you're fat, you're fat everywhereIt's funny because he's fat.In Asia he wou ld be but not in America.says the swagy kid I haven't read the post yet, but I a commenting because that's what people do.I' m now replying with my comment to yours because yours already has likes, so mine gets seen too, because thats what people do.And I am responding in an angry man ner because of your ignorance. Welcome to the internet.I am replying with no connection whatsoever to your well written comment, I just want to deny the existence of Santa.I am now initiating an early COMBO BREAKER.I will now make a comment of grabbing popcorn and someth ing about cats.I like turtles.Thank you commenters, you will now be famousI will now comment on the Youtube video and indicate that 9Gag led me there.And I will comment on your post to indicate you that your post lead me to commenting on it I see a grammar error and i spam that word 500 times, because thats what people do. Doesn't need a girlfriend, he can have all the little boys he wants, all wonderf ul donations from his followers, all in order to spread the word of god, all ove r the boys back.said the gay one.sets up popcorn stand*I know that feeling, bro.

When they're closed, the monsters that live in the closet can't get out to attac k you. DUH. Wears barely nothing, and a giant thick coat. Emma Watson's logicI like this log ic.One does not question this logic.You've misspelled overrated... Get his gun and shot him from behind-Did I ever tell you, the definition of insa nity? That's nothing. I stopped the Apocalypse 2 days ago. You're welcome. I am a parent myself! When I see these smiling careless faces, only one question comes to my mind: "WHERE CAN I BUY SUCH A CAGE?"from the place where you buy th e horse masks and bombs. THE INTERNET Relax guys, It's just a kid with Chucky beside him. Oh wait.. Run you fools! Am I the only one who's afraid that that stones fall on me everytime I walk belo w them?im not afraid to take a stand Rock beats scissors....Do you know what beats rock? METAL!In Rap, we have more lyrics, more content, and therefore it takes more ski ll to write a rap song and 'rap' it then to write a rock song and scream it. You just messed with the wrong AsianOf course you do champion, of course you do. *P at pat*How about instrumental skills? Your turn. I would definitely prefer a recording of me saying in the middle of the funeral "Please someone let me breathe, I m not dead...". 'You're the only guy who is a completely jerk to me. I think I love you'. Said every woman, ever... but you're kind of boring and just do whatever I say w e should. Maybe I want a boyfriend, and not a puppy dog."she has an amazing pers onality, I will give it a shot!' said no man, ever.he has an amazing personality, I will give it a shot!'She has an amazing personality but is ugly, I will take some shots!'No man with a half b rain wants a girl with no personality, ever. It's just, somebody - male or femal e - can't expect that they're going to be attractive by eating themselves into a coma or not taking care of their bodies. It's always seemed to me that girls wh o are smart, funny, and sort of cute get way more attention than the ones who ar e only hot. Jesus dies at page 681-Respawns on page 683. How much do you earn for commenting on every 9gag post? Said every dictator to himself.Then finish in his face...nd then lick it...Or te ll him to use it as shaving cream, anyone remember that post ? :p^ sickos You know that "birthday sex" means she actually wants to have a real orgasm?Burn But.....not with you.Burn...Apply salt to burned area, it works better! asks if your signle for her gay coworker0My single what? Me dammit actually made me laugh I'm not commenting... I'm just pressing my fingers on a keyboard sensually.I was just sitting at my desk and my pc suddenly turned itself on.I heard the voice o f Morgan Freeman in my head so I grabbed my laptop in a fashionista way.I heard the voice of God so I went to check the comments in a fashionista way.Either she is the most retarded person alive in the world, or the worlds greatest troll. "Baby, show me your dark side, and I'll show you how my light saber grows".To th e fapstar! It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. And killing people inside the tent. One thing is dressing up to show support for your beloved team, another is to dr ess just to watch a movie, unless you have magic powers and manage to interact w ith the movie, I would consider you a loser as well. Signed: A nerd.This nerd's alright. I'll spare you a beating, brah. Nothing more annoying than a nagging girlfriend while getting g a lap dance. She 's every guy's dream.Look, he better marry you! Otherwise, I don't know who you

are, but I will find you, and I will love you.-when its guys night out she tell his she gets to bed early so he dosent feel obliged to text her spidey is making his own version of the avengers... with the female version of s corpion, hookers and blackjack....In fact, forget the avengers! I know right? then they expect you to be nice to them, like it's christmas week or something... Only two pictures?"Error 735 fap abandoned."...You underestimate my power!I dont think theyre ugly...And then a girl with a boner appears. Only in cartoons assholes don't get the girl.here is a good exsample where comma is imporant, i was horrified by the sentence "in cartoon assholes" and then you woke up.Bad Luck Brian - Joking to invite a girl for end of the wor ld sex ; world ended before sex.you have my permission to make this a real post Taking a pic, seems legit-ancestor nokia-Since when did concerts allow the posse ssion of lethal weapons?Concert of Bieberhat doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger. comeon guys cheer up! we get to murder people today!Thomas Barker Just a troll. Ignore him and he'll eventually return to his bridge.Thomas Barker Yeah, totally ignorant. Soldiers killing people? How ludicrous.That's awesome. Even in the wo rst of situations you can still find a little joy in small things to find sanity I have to comment about the Japan surrendering. They did try to surrender multiple times before the bombs but the USA refused to accept a surrender where the emperor is not imprisoned/jailed/executed/assassin ated. USA wanted to show USSR the nuclear power that they had and then nuked Japan twi ce, then Japan agreed that the USA can have the emperor. USA then responded "Nah , its OK, we don't really want him as part of the surrender anymore". But of course, that tiny detail doesn't go into the main history textbooks. Who cares if they never would have attacked in the first place it would have nev er happened Etyan Garcia You just went full retard...I learned more here than I have in my history class.I really hope I'm just unable to detect the irony in th is post... Its like a car accident...I want to look away, but I can't... Gandalf(aka Mithrandir) is one of the 5 Istari and a almighty Maia! He was send by the Valar to middleearth to help the free people with his wisdom. He is forbi dden to show his true power! YOU NOOBS!Life. Get one.Nah i'd rather read a JRR T olkien novel than watching honey boo boo getting a haircut :D I'm glad I'm not gay cause of boobs. Harry:"Do you like the rape game". Hermione:"NO" Harry:"That's the spirit". good guy buddha, don't give a damn what you think...Scumbag Atheists. Hates on C hristianity but likes other religion. In Dante's Inferno, it is told that unbeli evers who didn't know about god and sin DO go to hell. In fact, everyone who liv ed before jesus' coming lived in the first circle of hell. I supose this is the same for people who never heard of jesus like eskimos or indians. on the other h and, the first circle of hell wasnt all too bad, because nobody got punished and all the philosphers could talk witheachother and stuff, so it was pretty cosy i n there. but nevertheless, hell is hell, be it the first circle or the last.That 's nice, honey now go to hell I has a bearAll my manliness just disappeared.Go and restle with a bull to get i t back. F*ck the po.... oh nevermindI'm going to protect the shit out of you!You know yo u're fucked when you start hearing "Use of deadly forces authorized."Stay STIHL!shake my digital hand, sir.SZWAT :

Special Zombies Weapons And Tactics. The Netherlands Star FortBEST ZOMBIE FORT EVER Security asked me to go, because I was sitting on an "artyeah, that's obviously a statue of a ninja. What if she planted the knife @_@ and planned the entire thing.Doesn't matter, h ad sexWho keeps making this weird disturbing comics?Gotta luv them xD Why the fuck would someone use "pi" in an argument?Because 3.14159, that's why.W here's the "say something about his/her mother" button? Just because he's a snowman doesn't mean he says YES. Don't be that guy. what a nice photo.... it would be bad... if I only tag... you and your crush on it... WHy do yiu look at me for my body-hot hiks displaied-I ain't even mad, anyone ma d?Its only jailbait if you get caught.but. but.. if I post pictures of my body b oys will love me for my personality!I like your personalities Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. Big boobs are great, but small ones fit in mouth.that's the spirit! Dial-up modem. CREATED DUBSTEP These people deserve respect. The streets are paperless just hours after 12...Th ey just do their job, they deserve just as much respect as any onther person doi ng their job. Man your comment is just so stupid..That's racist! Why there are n o black confetti? Watching, watching and... Surprise muthafucka! The fairy took the good-looking guy and left the other guy to the sleeping beaut y. My job here is done. ' Wears his bomb-belt and fly '. And It took him all these years to buy her a car :/..women...It took her mom all these years to learn driving.His bicep is bigger than his head... damn he lifts..."Do you even Dwayne, bro?" Wouldn't like to be in that boat.-all razzor blades hand guys-Insanity Wolf: TIC KLE FIGHT!overly manly man: Royal Rumble!!!not manly enough.... LAST MAN STANDIN G!!How does it keep floating when there's a rhino in?it keeps floating because f uck logic.Error 404 Sorry no physics law found Mozzila FireChrone-one browser to rule them all. Now try the fat girl behind!you underestimate his powerYou underestimate gravity :) Day 193. I discover this post describing my life and comment on it, hoping to ge t more than 3 likes this time. "I m sorry, but I don t want to be an emperor. That s not my business. I don t want to r ule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible- Jew, Gentile, black men, white . We all want to help one another. Human beings are like each others happiness, not by each other s misery. We one another. In this world there is room for everyone. h and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be e have lost the way. that. We want to live by don t want to hate and despise And the good earth is ric free and beautiful, but w

Greed has poisoned men s souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-step ped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ours elves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery , we need humanity. M

ore than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, l ife will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have broug ht us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goo dness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despair ing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say The misery that is now upon n who fear the way of human ie, and the power they took ng as men die, liberty will Do not despair. .

us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of me progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators d from the people will return to the people. And so lo never perish.

Soldiers! Don t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; wh o regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! Don t give yourselves to these unnatural men machine men with machine minds and mach ine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a lo ve of humanity in your hearts! You don t hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it s written the kingdom of God is within m an , not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, th e people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work , that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their prom ise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men s happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!" - Charlie Chaplin. nice try anti porn activist.i mean...who cares... we enjoy it Dafuq.marry me Jul ia I must visit this place before I die.Iceland is a beautiful place This happens all the time. Why? Because ugly guys are the brave ones. They will always pursue a hot girl. They got nothing to lose. They are thinking like: "Wha t she's going to do? Not fuck me? Well, she's already not fucking me, so why not give it a shot?" "She's already not fucking me". Made my day. This isn't drinking games, these are suicide pacts I can do that, here, hold my beer.Drink every time that someone in Supernatural

dies and comes back to life...Heads up: Cas has been resurrected more times than GokuYou underestimate the Poles and the Russians. Big Bang Theory drinking game , real simple: drink for every laugh track you hear.Note: Only attempt if you ar e Russian or Irish. To be honest I find white chocolate much more pleasant to the taste buds.Who the hell makes these books?Jack When watching a bicycle raceunless you're in last place, then you go down alone. ^^ shut your whore mouth nowunited we stand, united we fall. "Close your eyes and pretend this is all a dream, that's how I get by."It's rema rkable how often those two things becoming one" Revenge is a dish best served cold, but I want my big mac and large fries warm. That's not a tree house, it's a house with trees in it.I asked Google for a pict ure of a cool tree house. The big fightAnd then the Internet Came and beat the two of them! I'm going to light a dandelion on fire and take a picture, and if it isn't the s ame, I WILL find you and I WILL kill you.and if it happens, it'll see you throug h your soul I want a bathroom like this!Poop in the shower guy wanted an audience.An audienc e of mermaids?i want a 30 inch cock but we cant have everything. What's wrong with this post? It always helps when you tell a troll he's annoying .hut up trollYeah you're annoying.Keyboard warriors UNITE! Maybe she is watching too many porn :D or bestiality , or non of those , because she kind of looks like a good girl , but who cares, look she has a portal shirt :D :D :D :DWe should try that position tonight" I bury my face in a pussy every other day. "So I brought home this totally hot chick and....What? No I didn't bang her, she couldn't climb into my bed, felt inappropriate and left, but dude, she was SO h ot. Like, smokin'." told crush i was friendzoned-new gf-Mate , you're still drunk. Look at that happy face, it's like "yayyy someone's using me!" When you look at itfunny, She is the one taking him to heaven...day 43, they hav e found out about my true identitywill jesus shout "oh my god" or "oh daddy" ?Ho pe Hell has wifi. I'm moving there for laughing at this.No, Hell is on Dial-up. Wouldn't be Hell if it had wi-fi now, would it? Ah yeah of course, do it with a polar bear and everyone thinks it's cute, but I do it once with a cow and I'm arrested!Dude, what the actual fuck?Andra Balanti Pe ople like you make me sick, against cow-human relationships IF I WANT TO MARRY A COW THATS MY CHOICE! America vs. JapanGun Violence vs Statutory rape?Rape nor guns will blend.I prefe r creepy hentai over deaths.It's funny because Japan it was the one that made Am erica be that way after Pearl Harbour. gangsters Vs pedophiles. There's no fearless, this is courage. They have fear, but they don't care till t hey save lifes. How I feel about beesThis isn't even my final form.Nerd Alert! It is the final f orm. Watch Godzilla vs Megaguirus your gf is making out wiht in the shcool library-the school has a libbray?!Hilar ious last panel.He went full derp. I have a girlfriend? :o if I got a [enny for every time someone posts anoirginal post- I would be homles s spain too broke to buy fireworks. and france is like fuck it? we just light shit up.Greece too much in debt to eve n celebrate it.isan Rabi pft, they couldn't even afford to get a calendar to tel l them it's new yearsactually fireworks are forbidden in Paris for the new year, so we do it our way -.-WW 3 is coming 'cause germany isn't mentioned.Blitzkrieg !!blitzkrieg won't work anymore, we got sattelites n shit everywhere, someone wo uld notice troopsmovementswe don't need a war, we'll buy all other countries xD yo female dog, i like your animal, i'd like to have wild gender with you sometim e. please bring the eraser This puts in perspective how most of us (yes, I'm included), take more and more, even if we don't need it. And they, who have almost nothing, know that there ar

e more people like them who need help as well. Evolution? No, most of us are jus t intelligent monkeys.that was so deep, i can't even see you anymoreI almost rea ched China maybe the mayans didn't mean "the world will end on 12-21-12" I think they mean "we must end the world at 12-21-12" and this post right here is one of the many reasons. The USS Independence: One of the US Navy's newest warsh10000 tons of pure democr acy.They are trying to liberate the Atlantic oceans from the tyranical rulership of tuna.Cuz' nothing says freedom like the ability to blow you into fucking out er space!Nah its not freedom or democracy this time its independenceThe force is strong with this one100000 tonnes of pure economic crisis.that's not even its f inal form. 13 kid with a bomb in his mouth lighter in his righr hand fb pic-Natural selecti on at its finest.I hope after his head exploded, nobody got hit by his stupidity .YOLO " You Obviously Love Owls"he should light it and get a Darwin Award. choo choo, motherfuker.MMMONSTER KILLLLtrain: 11, swaggers: 0.I like trains.yes, you do. I'm a girl, but this still gave me a boner.you must be thai stay in school dont do drugs cause looks what happens poitns to self-You become a badass rock star?layed Wembley with 50% of Led Zeppelin, bromance with McCartn ey, and bandmates with Cobain. Not bad. The sky is leaking.bless this place in particular.Invoker high as fuck, doing su nstrikes in the middle of the sea and shit... I study engineering, fuck the WiFi, bring the chicks.how about fucking the chick s, AND have wifi? those are probably meant for HER crush.Apply sunscreen......to the area that cou ld be possibly burnt yo mama so ugly, we need a red circle to differentiate her from a doorknob. ridiculously photogenic rapist...."You're next" Don't go out at night in RussiaIn soviet russia, the witch startles you.from thi s angle she looks like something went terribly wrong in a genetic lab.This isn't even my final form...Naked chic in your backyard, I don't see the problem.Wait until she rips your gut out using her claws.doesn't matter, had sex! Bro code no.146: If you have success with a chick, you must share it with your b ros!But refrain from giving too much detail. ~Article 146~ 'A Bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his Bros.' Tell me more about how pathetic these kids are while you're the one clicking on their profiles and reading their messages. Be on the outside and press your face up against the glass, just so whoever's on the toilet second-guesses the wisdom of pooing in a one-way window. so your advice is to press our faces against public bathrooms?It would be fun if you just stand in front of it and watch for a few minutes. I like your shirt-"When it's off" There, good save. ^pussyThe arrow points at your own name. So yeah, sure.no more sleep tonight. My girlfriend sleeps like a catDoes that woman know you're in her house?Here, ha ve my like and not cause of your looks... well... maybe just a bit. Clever comme nt still. "Some French foreign film". Victor Hugo se retourne dans sa tombe. Meanwhile in the news:"this just came in, a train just crashed leaving behind hu ndreds of dead people for some reason all have boners I guess she.. gave her beaver some wood. whatever you are good at there will awlays be an assian better than you- Well E instein, Newton, Tesla etc. weren't asian... and Einstein was around here less t hen 100 years ago... We Europeans still rock :D ;) I'm very good at not being As

ian. Checkmate. Its the best Handsome Squidward cosplay I has seen in my life.^ you deserve a pu nch in the throat Here is my fuck, take it wisely, you deserved it.I hope you don't say the same t o the girl on your pictureIt's like a giant convention of retards and the only n ormal person there is the chick with the poker face on the right. Stupid woman, don't they know the best part is slipping them off? Where's the fu n if there are no panties to begin with. There is plenty of fun. this is a job for-fuck im not waring my costume-Dont worry, go on... you must sav e the day. Nice joke, last time I heard it, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. same goes for your comment ;D If you're white and say something against black, you're a racist. If you're black and say something against white, it's equality. I'll choke your sister for ya. sadly, she wishes your cock was bigger than her p inkie. Now who the fuck whould let the damn corpse there for a whole week? I hate these exaggerated tragic dramas.Shh... Don't bring logic and reason into this! /Snow dead cats on 9GAG.first three pictures caused me to search about necrophilia in cats... I'm sorry I can't focus. Those are some ugly ass boots she's wearing...You notic e the boots before the boobs? Dude, you got a bad news... Jade Derpiosa I like murdering you.Joseph Matthew Lauigan Da fuq did I just read . If the girl has such make up skills, I think it is not her original face also.it 's not even her final form your German so is lots good!Irony, do you even speak it?I'm a little curious as to how somebody knows how to pronounce '' also has never heard of 'scheie'. Thus, I call shenanigans. Challenge accepted Give me the name of this location, a bull dog, a pocadot umbrella, scuba gear, 3 french maids, a turban, and meet me there in 20.Every comment you're thinking o f making on this post some other gagger has done it better. NO! They can't be like me! Mom said I am special!This makes me so angry. They gl orify these people as if they are gods, as if the fact that they star in movies makes them immune to basic human functions and aspects of life. This motherfucke r is just trying to buy some groceries, but you've got some creepy dude snapping pictures of him. The idolization is just creepy and wrong. Oh, I get it. His hand is his girlfriend.It's funny because he uses his hand to masturbate, and this the humor is expressed through the fact that he uses his ha nd to masturbate and treats it as his girlfriend even though its a part of his b ody.No shit, SherlockKeep digging, Watson. COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT ERUPTIONS, THEY ERUPT THINGS UP ANDUSETHEIRSCOOTERTO DRI VE AWAY! E very V illian I s L emons For all the stupid people here. Yes there are a lot people out there, which call them self depressive, cause they just have a short period of bad luck or some b ullshit. But there are still people with a real depression(caused by more than a missing mercedes or something). You know nothing about his background, so how about stfu and enjoy a nice post a bout a nice sister? Rlly everything could happen, a death of a good friend or something and you guys rlly got the cockiness to judge about him?

I forgot it's the internet, my fault.You must be a terrible brother if your 7yr old sister has access to your antidepressants..... Money can't buy intelligence, but intelligence can make money.There is actually no correlation between money and intelligence. But it is a lot easier to get ric h if you have brain. soo amazing, i just crapped myself and ate it.Because encouraging drinking is so awesome. NOT. Real version is "Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I a m very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more i mportant than that" - Bill Shankly Liverpool's best. Highly edited images and their originsI bet this guy is beyond asian.im proud of my kind nowShut Up And Edit My Picture.All of these are incredible. Very impres sivea normal comment with positivity. here, take my like. Never in the history of mankind has this happened..only in porn...your mom doesn 't count.what the fuck?fuck the what? stop gaying up 9gag for fuck sake..30% less gaym about to leave anyway.. it's tim etobangyourmom on my watch.. How porn looks like beofre-pizza-It was difficult, but I managed to masturbate t o this.pro so you jerk off with a pizza?we can see that in the last pic Young and beautiful Amy Winehouse before fame and drugs.'Meth, not even once'.C' mon man. First rounds on me. They tried to make me go to rehab but now I'm. dead Dead DEADIf you go to hell , i want to go with yougood news they give away free condo ms in hell. It's simple; 30 year old women want to look like they were still 18 and 13 year old girls want to look like if they were already 18. so if you see a woman who s eems to be 18 she normally is between 13 and 30...Bro, you have it easy... In Thailand: Not sure if woman, or man.you don't, that's the fun of it"If there' s grass on the field, play ball." What will happen if Morgan Freeman read this post? :philosoraptor:The same thing that happens when two Nokias collide into each other.I even felt black for a mo ment.Was he kind to you?me too....wait...watched all the movies in my native lan guage, read everything in my voice.They subbed English movies? ..Poor you.. D: Getting burned by a lesbian, priceless.Ellen is an awesome lesbian rite? :3And f or everything else , ther's mastercardApply burned water to cold area....Apply a rea water to the burned cold for a 3rd world citizen with no walmart in it, I am unable to comprehend this fe eling of satisfaction from the stated interaction.I read: I have so much money I went to go buy another expensive toy, tried making somebody get it for me becau se I'm too lazy, instead they just let me know where to find it. But I didn't wa nt to walk anywhere (probably hard carrying all that fat) and was an ass instead . Yay me, I'm so smart! Don't get up yet, okay-and he gets eaten by a bear, the parents die of old age w aiting-I think... I think I had enough 9gag for today.Awww... That's so sweet. TR IPLE KILL!I feel really sad about this :( so glad I have a heart.I feel bad for laughing at this. It's actually hilarious. . I'm going to order a pizza 5 mins before midnight on 31stDec, when they arrive t o deliver I'll say, I ordered this thing a year ago. Computer games don't affect kids-if packman was rela we wouldbe al runing in dar k rooms eating pills-Am I the only one thinking of night-clubs right now?Here, t ake this cape Captain