Sardarji Special

Santa and Banta Singh were very fond of cricket. They would go to every game that happened in their city. One day Santa Singh died in a car accident while he was on his way to a cricket game. A few days later he came to visit his friend Banta in a dream. Banta asked Santa if heaven was good. Santa replied that it was better than being on Earth. Banta Singh wanted to know if there was cricket in Heaven. Santa Singh said, "Well, I have good news and bad news for you." Banta asked, "What's the good news?" "Well, Banta, yes there is cricket in Heaven - but the bad news is you are opening batsman in tomorrow's game." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=A south Indian, a gujurati and a sardarji where walking in the desert, suddenly they all got captured and where taken to the king. The king sentenced all three of them to death for trespassing. But where given a choice on the type of death they wanted. They either choose the hang or the gelatine (blade that chops the head off). The south Indian was given the first choice he took the gelatine. When the blade was released it got stuck half way. The king let the south Indian go, the gujurati took the gelatine and the same thing happened again it got stuck so he too was set free. When it came to the sardarji he said SINCE THE GELATINE IS NOT WORKING LET ME TAKE THE HANG. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=A pretty young woman is driving down a road in Ludhiana in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh praaji, it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help? "Well," says Satnaam singh, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Santa and Banta. "She looks through the screen door and sees two young sardars standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to think about the two sardars in the room next to her.So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long. Forty years later Santa and Banta are sitting on the front porch,rocking back and forth.

Santa says, "Banta?" Banta says, "Yeah, Santa?" Santa says, "You remember that young woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Banta, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Santa. "Nahin," says Banta, "I really don't think so." "Me, neither," says Santa, "Let's take these things off." -=-=-=-=-=Santa goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of her huge boobs is still rolling in his mind and he looks at her again. Now the woman smiles back at him and Santa gets very excited. He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage goes upto her and says, "Excuse me...I am Santa from India. Can I sit here and buy you a drink?" The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like good ole' friends. Then after everything is through Santa and the lady walk out of the bar. But Santa is in a great mood to screw her. Again gathering courage and slighty drunk, he asks her, "Eschcuse me, can be have sex tonight, please??" The lady says, "Well I don t mind, but you see I'm on my menstrual cycle" "No problem" says Santa "you proceed in your menstrual cycle, I will follow you in my Honda Accord !" -=-=-=-=-=One evening Santa and Banta were arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were. So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms. Banta energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep. He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep. Banta wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, Santa enters into Banta's room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, " A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by three!" -=-=-=-=-=Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine I can pee in yours but u can't pee in mine His girl friend said 'oh yeah' and equalled Banta.. Two plus Two is four plus five is nine I can know the length of yours but u can't know the depth of mine !! -=-=-=-=-=-

Banta was recruited as a salesman in a music shop where music records, gramophones etc. were sold. The proprietor, at the time of Interview, had instructed him that if any customer asked for any item which was not in the stock, he should suggest for an alternative instead of refusing the demand. One day a pretty young girl of 18 entered the shop and asked Banta, " Mr. have you got TWO LIPS & SEVEN KISSES?" The record was not in the stock hence Banta suggested," No madam, I have not got two lips and seven kisses but I have got TWO BALLS AND SEVEN INCHES." The girl exclaimed," Is it a record?" Salesman answered," No madam, it s quite NORMAL." -=-=-=-=-=Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead! "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas "Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas! Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decided to try it themselves. "Abe Gurdev Singh" silence "Oye Gurdev Singh!!" silence "O bhai, Gurdev Singh!" "Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?" Paki gets up, "Mein boola raha hoon" BANG! -=-=-=-=-=Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar Casanova is drinking at the bar when a beautiful woman walks in. He offers to buy her a drink. She replies Thanks but I may warn you that you will not even get to first "Arre, why? I am hot Surd from patiala full of fire????"

"That's because I'm lesbian." The Sardar thinks and asks "Is that your country name? The girl laughs "You mean you don't know what a lesbian is? "No, not really" replies the Sardar. "Let me explain. Do you see that lovely girl in the corner? Well what I really want to do is kiss her, hold her, take off all her clothes, caress her and lick her all night. Now do you know what a lesbian is?" At this explanation the Sardar burst into tears. "Oh no, oh no. I think I'm a lesbian too." -=-=-=-=-=So there's this guy and as most guys in jokes are... he's a Sardar, he also happens to be a general in the army. So he's in his bedroom... Merrily humping a girl when the phone rings... he picks it up and the chap on the line says, "Sir! Riots have broken out in Punjab and your presence is necessary." He didn't want to go (it was his first lay in months) but duty called. So he told the girl to stay exactly the way she was until he returned. He got on a plane strapped a few bombs around himself and blew most of bloody Punjab up. In his hurry to return to his girl, he forgot that he still had a few bombs strapped around him. So he went back home and started humping the girl. Around this time one of them bombs tied around him went BOOOM! The girl goes "Ooooh! That was a great feeling!" The Sardar says, "Fuck the bloody feeling! My balls are on the ceiling!" -=-=-=-=-=Banta and his wife were lying in bed. Mrs. Banta had curled up and was ready for sleep and Banta put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "pussy". He did this a few times and then continued to read his book. The wife gradually became aroused so she got up and started stripping in front of him. Banta was confused and asked her what she was doing. She replied, "you were playing with my pussy, I thought it was foreplay". Banta said "No, not at all". She then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" Banta remarked "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book." -=-=-=-=-=A newly married Sardar couple were all set for their honeymoon to Shimla from Delhi. They got into a train in an exclusive 1st class compartment (coupe-type-berths for 2 only). Both of them were bubbling with energy and before even the train started, shut off the door and windows and started making love. But within few seconds, the train started and the Sardarji immediately stopped his act and sat down. His wife was bit surprised but being newly married, didn't ask anything. To her good luck, the next station arrived soon and as the train stopped, Sardarji started off once again. Unfortunately the stop at this station lasted just a few seconds and as the train started, Sardarji once again stopped making love.

This carried on for quite sometime, the Sardarji would start his act each time, train halted at a station, and as the train departed, he would stop. His (by now) heated up, wife got fed-up and shouted at the Sardarji asking why he was doing like this? With a naughty smile on his face, the Sardarji told his wife, "Stupid, Look what is written up there - CHALTI TRAIN ME CHADNA YA UTTARNA MANA HAI (DO NOT GET ON OR GET OFF A RUNNING TRAIN) - MINIMUM FINE Rs.500 !!! -=-=-=-=-=Santa and Banta Singh rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. And they take one sack each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, 'What did you find in your sack?' 'Ten lakh Rupees!' 'Wow... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?' 'I bought a house. How about your sack?' 'Bah... it was full of bills.' 'And what did you do with them?' 'Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...' -=-=-=-=-=Santa Singh, who has a bad memory, goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, can you tell us your age, please?" Santa counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 28." The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The man stands up and produces a measuring tape from his bag. He then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. He checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot four!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something that he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?" Santa Singh bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Santa Singh!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?" "Oh, that!" replies Santa," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'" -=-=-=-=-=Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." Santa immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda." -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar had to catch a train. He was already late. He met a man from South India, who wasn't as strong as the Sardar. The man was struggling

to get his luggage into the train. The Sardar was a strong and helped him take his luggage in by varying it in a single hand upto his seat and said, "I eat ghee and Chapatti, I have strength". The man thanked him and sat in his seat. Suddenly, the South Indian had to get to the other compartment to meet his friend, but he couldn't get the door opened. The Sardar opened the door in a flash and said, "I eat ghee and chapatti, I have strength." The man thanked him once again. Then, the South Indian, was trying to get the window opened. So, the Sardar, once again helped him in a flash and said, "I eat ghee and Chapatti, I have strength". By, now the South Indian was fed up. He wanted to teach the Sardar a lesson. He had an idea. He was trying to pull the emergency pull. The Sardar pulled the emergency pull and repeated, "I eat ghee and Chapatti, I have strength." Within sometime, the police had come to find out who pulled the emergency pull. Everyone said that it was the Sardar who pulled the trigger. When the police asked the Sardar, the reason, he didn't have any answer. The police arrested the Sardar, and just when the police where about to leave, the South Indian called the Sardar and said, "Eat curd rice, then you will know, how to use your brain." -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar and a South Indian were good friends. They both were equally strong. One, day they started quarrelling about which one was stronger. So, the south Indian suggested that they have an eating contest. The man who could eat the most number of chapattis was the strongest. The next day had come. It was lunch time and it was time for their contest. Both of them had arrived in time. Both of them had started eating rapidly, but the Sardar, who was expected to eat the most number of Chapattis, was full. When, the South Indian asked him the reason, the Sardar said, "In the morning, I was practicing for the contest by eating 200 Chapattis." -=-=-=-=-=Two Sardarji walks through the street, among them one was very angry. He said "Main is duniya ko meeta doonga." Other one in very joking mood says," Main tujhe rubber hi nain doonga." -=-=-=-=-=Page 1 | < -Back- > 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

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SADDAM Hussein was sitting peacefully in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Hussein paji," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Santa Singh in Barnala, Punjab. I'm ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on all of you in Iraq." "Well, Santa." Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me how big your army is?" "At this moment..." said Santa after a moment's calculation, "there is main, mera cousin Surjit, mera next-door neighbour Gurdial and the entire bhangra team from the village-that makes nine." Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Santa that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Changa!" said Santa."I'll be ringing you back." Sure enough the next day Santa rang back. "Right Hussein bhai, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Santa?" Saddam asked. "Well we have two combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gurdial's tractor from the farm." Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Santa that I have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armoured personnel carriers and my army has increased to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Is that really so?" said Santa. "I'll be ringing you back!" Sure enough Santa rang again the next day. "Right Mr.Hussein the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified a government cropduster with a couple o' rifles in the cockpit and the village kho-kho team has joined us as well!" Saddam was silent for a minute then sighed. "I must tell you Santa that I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MIG-19 attack planes, my

military complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air missile sites and since we last spoke my army has increased to two million." "Koi gal nahin," said Santa. "I'll be having to be ringin' ya back." Sure enough Santa called again the next day. "Right,Mr. Hussein, I am very sorry to tell you we'll be calling off the war". "I'm sorry to hear that Santaji. I was so looking forward to it," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?" Well to tell you the truth," began Santa, "We've all had a little chat and there's no way we can feed two million WAR prisoners." -=-=-=-=-=A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks his, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." -=-=-=-=-=Their was a sardar who wanted to send shoes abroad in the fastest way, bright idea struck him, he tied the pair of shoes to the TELEPHONE POLE, thinking that his son would receive the them very fast. Next

morning he went to see the shoes, he found an old pair of shoes, his happiness knew no bounds and he said 'Oh my son has received the new pair & send the old pair, what a fast mean of sending' -=-=-=-=-=Once a sardar and his wife are walking on the road. Suddenly a crow flying above them shits on the Sardar`s shoulders. His wife goes and gets a paper napkin for him. the surd tells him its of no use now, the crow has vanished. -=-=-=-=-=Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?". The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder. -=-=-=-=-=These days sardar doesnt sleeps with his wife because he says it is wrong to sleep with a married woman -=-=-=-=-=Three sardarji's were fast approaching long distance leaving train, two of them got into the train & third one remain on the platform, suddenly he started crying, people around when asked him the reason for crying, he mention that two of my friends got into the train leaving me on the platform. Everybody advised him to take it easy & look for the next train. suddenly Sardarji started laughing loudly, when people ask him with surprise he mention that actually I was suppose to go in that train, my other two friends had come to see off me. -=-=-=-=-=There were 4 Sardar`s in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. After considerable discussion they finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The Sardar`s waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed, but nobody turned up. WHY? .......... B'coz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed" After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the

garage. The 4 Sardar`s waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? ... B'coz their garage was on the first floor. After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Church gate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus; even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? B'coz all the four Sardar`s were sitting in the taxi!! All the 4 Sardar`s were very disgusted with their naseeb an decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ? B'coz two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. -=-=-=-=-=Sardarji Professor Inside the Class : Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..) Both of u three, get out of the class. Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today... Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length.... About his family : I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) At the ground : All of you, stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the ball. To a boy, angrily : I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ? Giving a punishment : You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and under-stand the tree... You three of you, stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

Sir at his best : Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" -=-=-=-=-=A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying. Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realize that there are no parachutes on the plane. Sardar being little bold thinks "saala marna tey haiga, why not try something". He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a Parachute, and jumps out. Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute. Seeing this, Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating. Now Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too starts floating. Now comes American's turn. Poor chap is wearing torn Bermudas and a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties everything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly. On the way to the ground he passes the Muslim, who says "Allah tumhari khair kare". Another 1000 feet and he passes the Pandit. Pandit says "Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare". Falling rapidly, he quickly passes the Sardarji. Sardarji says "accha aey gul eh.....race lagani haigi, le phir"......... and leaves the turban. -=-=-=-=-=Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh. -=-=-=-=-=A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - Ill be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall." -=-=-=-=-=Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach : Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahi pata ? Sardarji 1 : Nahi pata. Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai . -=-=-=-=-=-

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the temple... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving... I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???". Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord: "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST". -=-=-=-=-=One fine day, Santa Singh was cycling back after a hard days work whistling his favorite tune and pedaling along the road dreaming about the Parathas awaiting him at his home. Suddenly!!! something came down out of the blue and hit Santa on his face with a SPLATSHHH!!!! and our poor Santa couldnt control the impact and came crashing down head over heels..somehow he managed to take stock of himself and he found that the missile that hit him was nothing else but a condom (a used one) and all its contents had smeared over Santa's face..furious with this insult, Santa calculated and guessed the direction from which the missile had been hurled..and he found that it was none other than Mr. Bhatias' 2 storeyed kothi and the missile had been hurled from the upper deck of the kothi so he rang the door bell of the Bhatias' and none other than Mr. Bhatia himself opened the door Santa immediately asked him.."who is up there in your house?????".. "It's my wife on the first floor!!!! Why???" Bhatia replied.. Santa ran a glance up and down on Bhatia and felt that it cannot be Bhatia as he didnt seem to have worked out (u know what I mean) so he asked " who is on the second floor????".. "My daughter!!why??" Bhatia enquired. Santa roared again " who is with your daughter up there?". "she is with my TO BE son-in-law Why??".said Bhatia, now impatient Santa thought for a moment and then in a very furious tone showed Bhatia the condom and said .." look what your TO BE son-in-law has done!!!!!!.he has just thrown your TO BE GRANDSON out -=-=-=-=-=Page 1 | < -Back- > 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

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BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE. Friend: What are you looking at? Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Beppo Singh: four asterisks! -=-=-=-=-=BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! -=-=-=-=-=BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder Friend: what now? Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

-=-=-=-=-=BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON. Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! -=-=-=-=-=BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. -=-=-=-=-=Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?" -=-=-=-=-=Jogi Singh was making a documentary on Indian tribes. For this, he went to the deep jungles for the details. One day, Jogi Singh was walking along with two tribals in the jungle, when, all of a sudden, one of the tribal took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. The tribal stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. Jogi Singh was puzzled and asked the other tribal what that was all about, was that person mad or something. "No", said the other tribal. "It is mating time for us tribals and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other tribal saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes. Jogi Singh started running around the forest looking for a cave to find these women that the tribals had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those tribals found. There must really be something really great in this cave!" Well... he took-off up the hill with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of,"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave. The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, "NAKED SARDARJI RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN CROSSING A TUNNEL"!!!!!! -=-=-=-=-=-

An American lady is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she Is Late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small Shop On the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very american accent to the Sardar owner.. What's the time?? The sardar is a very patriotic man and Hates foriegners and their english accent while speaking..replies back In The same accent... Bra-panties!! Confused the lady asks again.. No! No! Whats the time?? The sardar again answers back.. Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!! Seeing the confusion going between the two another sardar comes to the Rescue of the lady and says.... O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi Twade kol time puuch rahii hai gayee!! The angry sardar shots back at him.. Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis (12:35) -=-=-=-=-=Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied. The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger. -=-=-=-=-=Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed "the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says: "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", ""I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...." -=-=-=-=-=A Surd prime minister visited the president of the neighbouring country and complained about all this jokes about surds that others tell each other. "This leads to the impression that all surds are stupid," he said. "You should not take this so earnest," answered the neighbouring minister . "These are only jokes and not true stories. And there are also stupid people in our country. I will prove it to you." Saying so he went to his driver and said: "Please drive to my home and find out, whether I am at home. "The driver immediately went on his way. The surd prime minister was satisfied: ""He is very stupid indeed. There is a public phone just at the corner. It would have been easier to ring." -=-=-=-=-=A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was

moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was "There should not be last coach in any train." -=-=-=-=-=Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne wala gadha" (One who reads it is an ass). Santa singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene waala gadha" (One who wrote it is an ass)." -=-=-=-=-=An surd walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. A coke pops out. The surd looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. A man walks up behind the surd and watches his doing for a few minutes before stopping him and asking if someone else could have a go. The surd spins around and shouts "Can you not see that I am winning." -=-=-=-=-=An surd goes to a barber shop wearing walkman headphones. He tells the hairdresser "Cut my hair please, but do not remove the headphones." The hairdresser does his job but needs to get under the headphones to finish his work. He removes the headphones thinking that the surd will never even notice.. The surd falls to the floor, chokes, turns blue and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones to see what he was listening to and hears "Breath In, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out....." -=-=-=-=-=Shatabdi express from Bombay to Delhi stopped amidst thick forest. Suddenly few dacoits enter the train with syringes filled with blood. They announce that they have HIV infected blood in the syringe, any passenger not willing to give his belongings will be injected and has to suffer from AIDS. One Saradarji sitting in a corner seat smiles. All passengers start giving their belongings. Docoits start collecting from one by one but our Saradarji refuses to give in even though he did not have much belongings. Dacoits warn him that they will inject him with the blood but Sardarji starts laughing. The dacoits inject him with the virus and take off. All passengers gather round him and ask why he refused to separate with his belongings at the cost of his life. The Sardar replies, " You see they didn't know that I was wearing a condom!!" -=-=-=-=-=One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.his tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , I will give it for 1500 Rs for which

sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked whether he will give two." -=-=-=-=-=Page 1 | < -Back- > 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

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Santa Singh ji the english lecturer Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires : Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI" Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh. Principal : " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students , GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH". Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION (ASS ASS I NATION). -=-=-=-=-=Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely,he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him,"Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night..... -=-=-=-=-=One Sardarji Had Some Health Problem And Was Advised For Urine Test. In The Morning He Puts Urine In A Bottle And Kept In The Toilet. His Wife Goes To Toilet And By Mistake She Hits The Urine Bootle And Urine Spills. She Thought Sardarji Will Get Angry, She Put Her Urine In That Bottle. After Some Time Sardarji Takes That Bottle To Lab And Gives For Testing. In The Evening He Goes To Collect The Report And Is Shocked To See The Result Showing " He Is Pregnant". He Comes Home And Shouts At

His Wife "Tenu Kinni Vas Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya. -=-=-=-=-=Once there were 2 sardarjis who were engaged in printing fake notes. Accidently one day one of the sardarjis printed one 7 rupee note. Not knowing what to do with this he went to the other sardarji and asked him whether he has change for a 7 rupee note, the other sardarji replied yes and fetched a 3 rupee and a 4 rupee note as the change. -=-=-=-=-=A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing The bystander : A Marathon race is going on Sardar : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize Sardar : Then why are the others running?! -=-=-=-=-=Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer. At this Santa Singh says " What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HD and urs has just 250, even then u cannot lift it ???" At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies "Thats right, but my HD is full and urs is empty" -=-=-=-=-=The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain." -=-=-=-=-=There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so incredibly alike, that sometimes they borrowed money from each other without the other really knowing about it. -=-=-=-=-=We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh. "See those two houses over there... mine's the one in the middle!" -=-=-=-=-=Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink. -=-=-=-=-=Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

-=-=-=-=-=A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think-I'm sardar!" -=-=-=-=-=Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. The first surd says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers:" "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first. "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?" -=-=-=-=-=SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway." -=-=-=-=-=A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho(what are you doing)?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin'" -=-=-=-=-=A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?" -=-=-=-=-=A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly. -=-=-=-=-=How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note. -=-=-=-=-=Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to. -=-=-=-=-=Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his cheques so no one else could use them if he lost his chequebook?

-=-=-=-=-=Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom. -=-=-=-=-=Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?". "Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats." -=-=-=-=-=A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can." -=-=-=-=-=How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. -=-=-=-=-=Santa Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked," Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses? "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be," said Santa with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long." -=-=-=-=-=Page 1 | < -Back- > 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

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Two surds go fishing.They hire a boat and row into the lake. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. The first surd says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first. "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow -=-=-=-=-=Once a sardar and his wife are walking on the road.suddenly a crow flying above them shits on the sardar`s shoulders.his wife goes and gets a paper napkin for him.the surd tells him its of no use now, the crow has vanished. -=-=-=-=-=Once a Sardarji went to America,he saw that a rocket could not start,he asked a man who was incharge of the station. The sardarji asked him to let the sardarji try. The man said o.k. The sardarji first ordered them to tilt the rocket to 45 degrees,then he ordered to tilt the rocket 90 degrees.The man incharge hit the switch and the rocket went woooooom. The man incharge asked him that "how did you do it".The sardarji replied that"in our India if the scooter does not work, we twist it 45 degrees". -=-=-=-=-=Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street, which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says, "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.

Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says, "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder." -=-=-=-=-=What is a jiving Sardar called? Breakdan Singh. -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep whenit broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the Britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the Britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window." -=-=-=-=-=Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds." -=-=-=-=-=Why couldn't the manpreet write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" came first... -=-=-=-=-=A sardar goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Sardarji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?" Sardar : " Pitaaji ke saath". Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?" Sardar : "Hmm.... yes." Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?" Sardar : "Hmm... OK." Amitabh : "Are sardarji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon" Sardar : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !" -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar Purchased a new Volkswagon Beetle and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. The Sardar came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately

began to sweat. By that time another Sardar came by that way and saw our Sardar, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter. "The Volkswagon people made me fool. They have given me the Car without the engine." Sardar 2 said "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of new Beetle. You can take that." PS : Beetle's have back mounted engines. -=-=-=-=-=The doctor told the Sardar that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the Sardar called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor."I'm 2400 kms from home." -=-=-=-=-=Two Sardars got fed up with the their Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. the 1st Sardar asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". the other Sardar replies "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat" -=-=-=-=-=Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man,Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"... -=-=-=-=-=A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere In Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" -=-=-=-=-=What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! -=-=-=-=-=What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!! -=-=-=-=-=What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

-=-=-=-=-=Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. -=-=-=-=-=How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff. -=-=-=-=-=What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. -=-=-=-=-=What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head. -=-=-=-=-=What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!). -=-=-=-=-=What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh. -=-=-=-=-=Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. -=-=-=-=-=Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. -=-=-=-=-=How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. -=-=-=-=-="Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where? -=-=-=-=-=What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. -=-=-=-=-=-

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