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The roomsuddenly becomes
pitch black, and a moment or two
of silence goes by before anything
else happens. The music starts,
but not fromthe band. Instead, its
the ever-popular Bohemian
Rhapsody by Queen. Lighters
swaying back and forth are now
the only light that shines in the
theater as the loud, happy voices
of the people confirmthat they
are all eager to see the band come
out on stage.
Then, the backdrop curtain falls
suddenly behind the drumset,
revealing a giant dirty fish smok-
ing a cigarette and drinking a
beer; its the symbol of Badfish.
The audience cheers as a spotlight
is nowcentered on the fish, which
is waiting for the arrival of its
band.
Its 9:45 p.m. The roomis filled
with excitement and impatience
as people wait for the band to take
the stage. Everyone is clearly
ready to dance and sing along to
all of Sublimes greatest hits.
The tribute act then took the
stage, first the drummer, then the
guitarist and bassist. They
grabbed their instruments and
immediately started playing hits
fromSublimes first album,
40oz. to Freedom. The crowd
didnt think twice about getting
off their feet and dancing along
with the music.
Unlike the opening act, Badfish
managed to completely ignore the
fact that the night was Valentines
Day, never mentioning it once.
Instead, everyone had forgotten
about the holiday for two hours
and shared the love that was writ-
ten into each and every Sublime
song.
It was also shocking to see
additional members of the band
on stage this time around. In their
last visit to the area at the now
defunct Eleanor Rigbys about a
year ago, they had no horn play-
ers, so the extra trombonist this
time was a nice touch, adding that
much-needed extra melody on
songs like Date Rape and
What Happened where it was
necessary. Later on, he would
prove his worth by hyping the
audience up to cheer as loud as
they could for the band to return
to the stage for an encore.
About an hour into the set, the
band calmed down to play a few
acoustic songs. The drummer,
bass player, and trombonist dis-
appeared off stage, leaving behind
only the lead singer, Pat Downes,
to sing Rivers of Babylon and
Redemption Song while key-
boardist Dorian Duffy added
backup drumbeats.
After the acoustic interlude, the
band picked right back up where
they left off, playing several songs
fromSublimes self-titled1996
albumto finish off the night.
Following an especially long
encore, the band ended their set
with a sing-and-clap-along ver-
sion of What I Got, leaving the
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It was hard to believe the actual ska punk band wasnt
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will play the Pennsylvania Blues Festival at Blue Mountain Ski Area in Palmerton
during the last weekend in July? The lineup was just announced, and it includes July
27 headliner Robert Randolph & The Family Band and July 28 headliner Bobby
Rush, as well as sets from Bonerama, Guy Davis, Alexis P. Suter, Johnny Rawls, and
Ruthie Foster, among many others.
The funk and soul act is headed by Randolph, who was trained as a pedal steel
guitarist in the House of God Church and uses that sound in the band today.
Its funny how we rst started at church and then as a bar band in Jersey, but it
grew nationally, he said about the bands success in a press release.
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Prairie, and are also the aunt of Nicky and Paris Hilton? You end up on The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills, of course.
Kyle Richards, who appeared on the Bravo reality series in 2010 and 2011, will
be at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 Highway 315, Wilkes-Barre) as part of
a Reality Check event on Feb. 23 with a live Q&A at 2:30 p.m. and free signing at
3 p.m.
can you see Dave Matthews when May 29 rolls around? Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain, of course, the very spot the band has stopped at year after year
to delight summer crowds.
The Dave Matthews Bands summer tour launches May 17 in Texas. A pre-sale
for the local May 29 show will start Feb. 21 at 10 a.m. for members of the DMB
Warehouse Fan Association at warehouse.davematthewsband.com. Citicard
members will also have access to presale tickets
beginning March 18 at noon at citiprivatepass.
com. Tickets for the general public will go
on sale March 22 at 10 a.m. and will be
available at ticketmaster.com, the Toyota
Pavilion Box Ofce (on sale and day-of-
show only), Ticketmaster outlets, or by
phone at 800.745.3000.
Who
Where
Its funny how we rst
started at church and then
as a bar band in Jersey, but
it grew nationally. Robert
Randolph on The Family Band
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The name Hank & Cupcakes
is more likely to conjure up an
image of some quirky childrens
TV show than that of a sexy
electric rock duo from Brooklyn
via Tel Aviv. Equally unassum-
ing is the intimate venue, The
Rattler, Pittstons recent addition
to the NEPA nightlife scene,
where Hank & Cupcakes have
roused the crowd during mul-
tiple shows. On Thursday, in-
stead of the standard Valentine
fare and formalities, music
lovers at The Rattler indulged in
complimentary wine and home-
made, hand-decorated cherry
cordial cupcakes that matched
the design on the Hank & Cup-
cakes kick drum.
Hank & Cupcakes are out-
growing their roles as Brook-
lyns resident party scene power
couple known for filling Wil-
liamsburg bars with beat-driven
bedlam and body-painted pa-
trons and decided to kick off
their 39-stop tour in Pittston,
Pa. on Valentines Night. The
real-life couple, who adopted
the pet names of Charles
Hank Bukowski and his lover
Pamela Cupcakes Wood,
brought a vibrant dynamic to
the stage for The Rattlers
Heartbreak Ball.
Locals Betty Harlot Band, in
glorious war paint, warmed up
the crowd including the head-
liners and incited cheers and
dancing. Betty Harlot com-
manded on vocals, guitar, and
sweet nothings. Drummer Post
steadied beats while Death Ray
led guitar. Keyboardist Amanda
Malia and bassist Peaches (no
relation to the shock-pop starlet
with the same name) shook
their manes, and the latter
sported his Valentines Day best
a black dress with pink ac-
cents. Cupcakes swayed with
the crowd, arms linked, at the
close of Betty Harlots set be-
fore taking the stage with Hank.
The pair opened with dance
ballad Fly off their 2012 EP,
Aint No Love. They played
several songs from their forth-
coming 11-track LP, Naked,
recorded in Berlins famous
Hansa Studios. Among the set
was a tension-building rendition
of Shes Lost Control that
proved much livelier and
funkier than the Joy Division
original. The couple also played
bass bouncing, shoulder shaking
Sweet Potion off their EP.
In a genre dominated by
post-production and intricate
synth, the indie duo bring a
dreamy vibe with the minimalist
simplicity of Hanks bass and
pedals melding with Cupcakes
vox and drumming.
Singer Cupcakes cried, Were
very happy to be at the Rat-
tler! She tore off her studded
jean jacket to reveal a shredded
top reading CUPCAKES. The
spritely singer leapt atop her
kick drum, mic in hand, and
riled the crowd to dance as the
duo brought carnal beats and
heavy buzz to the Heartbreak
Ball.
I have a proposition, cried
Cupcakes. How about: its just
about loving! She continued,
sticks in hand, Im loving my
drums right now! Thats my
Valentines Day. But she and
her Valentine exchanged
weighty glances onstage, build-
ing off each others energy with
a will-they-or-wont-they densi-
ty. Eventually the crowd began
to chant Make out! to the
married couple until Cupcakes
playfully chirped, We were
making out before the show!
You just didnt see it.
The voltaic pair powered
through a few more songs,
including passionate anthem
Aint No Love. The title track
of their EP, which made the cut
to the LP, rides a groovy bass
line into space, turning corners
into Cupcakes exploding cym-
bals and snare. The pair an-
nounced that the Heartbreak
Ball marked their first night of
a two-month tour: You guys
are the first and the best. Then
the duo cheekily requested that
nobody repeat that to the crowd
if they come to the next nights
show in Philly.
With her gentle Israeli accent,
Cupcakes cooed, Ready, Han-
ky? Hank tore into the bass,
feet pumping the pedals, and
soon Cupcakes was all arms
and a voice twice as big as her
thrashing frame. Hit, off the
Naked LP, rang with punk
rock spirit in its buzzing lyrics:
You tell me I dont have a hit /
but guess what, this is it! The
crowd erupted as Cupcakes
wailed a pulsing staccato thats
sure to rattle around brains and
bones til next Valentines Day.
Surveying the venue, Cup-
cakes exclaimed, This place is
a diamond in the rough! The
dancing, romancing crowd cast
shadows on the dimly lit,
framed-rock-show-poster and
mounted-beast-bust-lined walls
of The Rattler. It was a perfect
scene for a certain breed of
romantics. For anyone who fell
in love with Hank & Cupcakes
at The Rattler, stay smitten
their tour will hit downtown
Scrantons own Bog in April.
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Kait Burrier (words) and Jason Riedmiller (photos) | Weekender Correspondents
Hank, Cupcakes, and love in the air
This energetic couple rocked The Rattler in Pittston on
Valentines Day.
Local act the Betty
Harlot Band opened for
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Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St.,
Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500)
Finding Peace in Chaos: Can Culture
and Value Survive in a Technological
World?, Feb. 20. Escaping our Prisons:
Why Ragtime is Significant Today, Feb.
27.
Wyoming County Reads Ragtime:
Reading of the classic novel Ragtime
by E.L. Doctorow with book discussions
facilitated by Bill Chapla at the Tunk-
hannock Public Library. Feb. 20, 27, 7
p.m.
Open Mic Night: Feb. 22, 7:15 p.m.,
featuring K.K. Gordon at 8: 15 p.m.
Writing Your Hat Off: Creative
Writing for Kids: Ages 10-16. March 5, 12, 19,
26, 4-5:30 p.m.
The Power of Story, presented by
Suzanne Fisher Staples: March 10, 3 p.m.
Penn State Wilkes-Barre (Old
Route 115, Lehman)
Great Books at Hayfield, group book
discussions: Feb. 25, 7 p.m., A Place of
Greater Safety.
The Vintage Theater (326
Spruce St., Scranton, info@scrantons-
vintagetheater.com)
Open Microphone Poetry: Feb. 21,
8:30 p.m.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave.,
Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsfo-
rart.org)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Towards a Phenomenology of
Space by Krista Svalbonas and Arti-
facts from the Former Black Militant Golf
and Country Club by Charles McGill:
Through Feb. 23.
Converge Gallery (140 W. Fourth
St., Williamsport, 570.435.7080, converge-
gallery.com)
Artist talk to close out In Story
and Abstractions with Joanne Landis
and Hanna Leah Gibbs: Feb. 22, 7-9 p.m.
Dietrich Theatre (downtown
Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500)
Relive Ragtime: Feb. 22 at Fourth
Friday in Tunkhannock, 6-9 p.m.
Experience the Art of Calligraphy:
Through Feb.
Misericordia University (301
Lake St., Dallas, 570.674.6286)
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery, Tues.-
Thurs., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri., 10 a.m.-5p.m.;
Sat.-Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Norman Rockwells 323 Saturday
Evening Post Covers: Through Feb. 28.
New Visions Studio & Gallery
(201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvision-
studio.com, 570.878.3970)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
Fanboy February: Exhibit inspired
by growing up in the 90s and the imag-
ery that goes along with it. Through Feb.
23.
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
(Misericordia University, 570.674.6250,
misericordia.edu/art)
Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-Thurs.
10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun.
1-5 p.m.
Student Art Exhibition: Mixed
Media: March 13-23. Opening reception
March 16, 2-5 p.m.
Pocono Arts Council (18 N.
Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460.
www.poconoarts.org)
Altered State: Photography Based
Images: ARTSPACE Gallery, 18 N. Seventh
St. Through Feb.
Sordoni Art Gallery (150 S. River
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.408.4325)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-4:30
p.m.
Flow, a gallery that explores the
many meanings associated with water
through a selection of twenty-nine works
drawn from the collection of the Sheldon
Museum of Art at the University of
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A two-hour trip from Fort
Indiantown Gap to Scranton. $90
for two cases of 20-ounce bottles.
A region on the hunt, madness in
their eyes at the memory of a
sweet cherry taste it was the
fssszzz heard round Northeast
Pennsylvania when bottles of
Cherikee Red were cracked open
once again by area residents.
The little slice of cherry-fla-
vored carbonated heaven was a
staple in supermarket, convenient
store, and pizza joint shelves in
the area years ago, produced by
the Crystal Club soda company
in Scranton. The plant shut down
within the last decade, and Cheri-
kee went with it until now.
Mike Brunettis pizza shop and
deli on Sanderson Avenue in
Scranton seems to be where the
shipments first began to come
into, setting off the frenzy.
It came in the Friday before
Super Bowl, and every day that
week following I sold at least six
cases, Brunetti said. That Fri-
day, at the end of the week, I sold
25.
The Canada Dry/Royal Crown
Co. distributor in Olyphant is the
company placing the orders for
local stores, receiving the product
from the American Bottling Co.
plant in Columbus, Ohio.
The local distribution points
have spread and spread, with
people Facebooking, Tweeting,
and Instragramming sightings
from West Pittston to Wilkes-
Barre to Dupont. Hash tags like
nectarofthegods and first-
ofmany have accompa-
nied such pictures.
The Facebook page
Bring Back Cherikee
Red has been posting
places where shipments
have come in, but these
social media blips seem to
be just that: brief glimpses
of the syrupy sweetness,
for the minute a shipment
comes into a store, the
bottles go right back out
again.
Stores are working to
order more to meet de-
mand, but as of now, its a
waiting game.
Were working on get-
ting another shipment in
right now, Jimmy Roma-
nelli of customer service at
Gerritys Shur Save in
Wyoming said. We got seven
shipments in and each went
within a day.
Brunetti has the craziest tales
to tell a man drove from Wal-
lenpaupack and sat in his parking
lot awaiting purchase, another
from Fort Indiantown Gap re-
quested bottles be held for him,
and a half-dozen bottles are
being shipped to Florida for a
former NEPA resident. He also
encountered someone who want-
ed to buy two whole cases, which
he said he would sell for face
value at $45 a piece the cus-
tomer didnt blink an eye and
walked out with all the soda he
wanted.
Its no secret that theres a great
demand for the soft drink, but the
question remains: Whats the big
deal about it? Some balk at the
cojones one has to even make
such an inquiry.
How do you not love it? Are
you not from this area? You cant
be if you either have no idea
what it is or arent killing your-
self to get a bottle since its
back, insisted Josh Sweeney of
Hanover Township.
Its addicting, added Stepha-
nie Mann of Scranton. You
could try to find another drink to
replace it, but theres no way.
Nothing tastes like Cherikee
Red.
Its our history in a bottle,
said Eric Skurka of Wilkes-
Barre. You drink it and it brings
you back to all the great experi-
ences and feelings you had when
you were a kid and things were
just awesome.
Brunetti, who is being called
Mr. Cherikee Red by his wife,
agrees with Skurka that the sell-
ing point for the soda is simple.
Its the nostalgia.
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On the hunt for
Cherikee Red
Mike Brunettis deli and pizza shop lit
the brightly burning Cherikee Red fire.
(Photos by Aimee Dilger/The Times
Leader.)
By Sara Pokorny
Weekender Staff Writer
Though Cherikee Red isnt holding up solidly on
shelves anywhere, there are plenty of places that
have received shipments and will be getting more in
the future. Here are some such spots be sure to
keep your eyes peeled!
Sayona One Stop, Keyser Avenue, Old Forge
Convenient Food Mart, Main Street, Avoca
Valley Deli, Main Street, Avoca
Abes Hot Dogs, Barney Street, Wilkes-Barre
Sunoco, Route 315, Dupont
Sunoco, S. Main Street, Pittston
Convenient Food Mart, Columbus Ave. Pittston
PenMart, Wyoming Avenue, West Pittston
Coolbaughs Gulf, Route 92, Exeter
US Gas, Rt. 92, West Pittston
Gerritys: Wyoming Avenue, Wyoming; Sans Souci
Parkway, Hanover Township; Wyoming Avenue, West
Pittston; South Main Avenue, West Scranton
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Welcome to the 90sagain.
The economy may not be mirror-
ing the 1990s, but the styles are
back! This should be no surprise,
since we just wrapped up the
return of the 80s.
While windowshopping the
other day, I came across an ad
where the model was wearing an
oversized red plaid flannel paired
with shiny Doc Martens cant
get much more 90s than that. I
could smell the CKOne and feel
my pager going off.
Gone are the days of the super-
model dreamteam: Naomi
Campbell, Christy Turlington,
Cindy Crawford, and Linda Evan-
gelista.
Hot off the runway are mis-
matched prints, bright colors,
S&M-style black and whites, and
the ever-popular bohemian chic
dresses and accessories, which
are still on trend fromthe 1970s.
And all major retailers are ped-
dling floral pattern skinny jeans.
The Dsquared fashion show
started with a remix of C+CMu-
sic Factorys Pride (ADeeper
Love) for their spring 2013 show.
DKNYhas even re-released15
runway styles fromits archives
from1991-1994.
DKNYwas a pioneer of
streetwear fashion in the 90s,
Opening Ceremony co-founder
Carol Limsaid in a statement.
We have been longtime fans of
the brand and were very excited to
bring back select, quintessential
styles that feel fresh even today.
The collection is currently
available in stores and at opening-
ceremony.us, priced between
$145 and $665. Amongst the
faves are the trademark logo
hoodies, NYCskyline tee shirts,
maxi dresses, and the quintessen-
tial bodysuit.
For the men, its all about
grunge and modern preppy; a
minimalist contrast to the loud
and over-styled1980s. Think of
what Weezer frontman Rivers
Cuomo did to bring back the
Buddy Holly look. Dork-chic was
born again with the infamous
sweater that must be destroyed,
tight pants, black rimmed glasses,
and short preppy hair. Thankfully,
the frosted and spiked tip hair-
style will remain out of favor, as
well as the curtained look that
Leonardo DiCaprio sported on
Growing Pains. But just wait for
itThat may come back into
favor. Things that probably wont
come back into the spotlight:
t-shirt slides, bicycle shorts,
windbreaker suits, and fanny
packs. And if they do, sorry, my
bad!
Meanwhile, the women are
sporting the effortless no fuss,
smooth, straight hair that was so
popular mid-90s. Now, this isnt
permission to dig out your old
baby doll dresses, furry hats, and
knee socks, la Clueless. The
90s fashion isnt completely
replicating itself like Dolly the
sheep; there is still an applied
modern twist.
If you need further proof, New
Kids on the Block is on a sold-out
tour, former alternative drummer
Dave Grohl is the face of rock n
roll, and Claire Danes is as hot as
she was in My So-Called Life.
Oh well, whatever, never-
mind
-Erin Rovin has been working
in the entertainment industry for
10 years and writes for various
national gossip publications. You
can reach Erin at
erinrovin@gmail.com.
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I had a dinner date at the casi-
no with my friend Kristi. Thank-
fully, she is perpetually late for
every life event, so my less than
timely arrival put me right on
schedule.
We strolled in looking like the
odd couple as usual. Kristi is
always a jeans and flip flop girl,
and I fully overdressed and in
six-inch heels. We sat down in
the Rustic Kitchen at Mohegan
Sun at Pocono Downs and chat-
ted about our day. She had started
a new job and wanted me to meet
one of her coworkers who she
thought was perfect for me. He
was a divorcee and a little older
than I. She pointed out that lately
I hadnt had much luck with men
my own age and that maybe
someone more mature would be
good for me. I decided to try it
out; I was already dressed to
impress, and what is the harm in
a drink?
She texted him and invited him
to the casino to meet. An hour
later, Harry walked in. The three
of us sat at Breakers for a while
until Kristi decided to call it a
night. After she left, I stayed and
chatted with Harry and we really
hit it off. We exchanged numbers
and went our separate ways. I
thought it went rather well and
was very pleased with Kristis
taste in men for me. I went to
sleep with a smile.
The next morning when I
awoke, I had 15 missed text
messages. Apparently, Harry
decided to continue to drink after
our departure. It started out in-
nocent enough: I had a nice
time, Id like to see you again,
and each text became increasing-
ly more forward until text num-
ber 14. It was a picture message;
and it was a nude.
My jaw dropped at this un-
expected string of events. Then I
read text 15, time stamped 4:24
a.m.: You rude bitch. I send you
a picture and you dont have the
common decency to respond! I
texted Kristi for advice; I had no
idea how to respond to this. She
said shed get the dirt at work that
morning.
The hours ticked by and later
when she called me, she said that
she heard through the grapevine
that Harry has a nasty habit of
exposing himself to the ladies
after a few cocktails. Damn, I
thought I was special. A few of
the other girls in the office had
similar run-ins with getting pho-
to-c--ked. I decided to tell Harry
that I cannot see him again. He
didnt ask for an explanation of
my decision; in fact, he had no
response at all.
I guess not all things get better
with age maybe Ill just stick to
wine.
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Girl talk
TALES OF DATING DISASTERS
Melissa Hughes | Weekender Correspondent
Well, thats not the type of text you expect after just
meeting someone.
Taking a gamble
on an older man
NOT EVEN A PIN DROP
Officials at Englands 12th-
century St. Peters Church in
Seaford, East Sussex, which is
renowned for its eerie quiet,
created a 30-minute CD recently
of near-total silence, first as a
small-scale fundraising project,
but later for general sales (since
word-of-mouth had attracted
orders from as far away as Gha-
na). Those who have heard it said
they could make out only the
occasional squeaking of footsteps
on the wooden floor (and the
very distant hum of passing
cars). Said one admiring par-
ishioner, "People sometimes like
to sit down and just have a bit of
peace and quiet."
GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
-- France has seen its wolf
population gradually increase
from near-extinction in the
1930s, but still classifies the
predator as a "protected" species.
However, sheep farmers increas-
ingly complain that wolves
attacks are reducing their herds.
Therefore, in a recently proposed
"National Wolf Plan," the gov-
ernment boldly gave headline-
writers around the world material
for rejoicing: a national program
to "educate" the wolves. Individ-
ual wolves known to have at-
tacked sheep would be caught,
marked and briefly detained, with
the hope that they would learn
their lesson from that trauma and
from then on, pass up sheep and
turn instead to rabbits, boar and
deer. (Said one critic, "You might
as well try to educate a shark.")
-- Updates: The Treasury De-
partments inspector general for
tax administration revealed in
January that twice as many
fraudulent income tax refunds
were paid to inmates in 2011
(173,000) as for the tax year
2010. However, the IRS claimed
that the fraudulent returns it did
manage to stop totaled $2.5
billion (almost half of which was
disingenuously claimed by two
inmates). Also, the Department
of Health and Human Services
inspector general revealed in
January that Medicare was ille-
gally billed for $120 million from
2009 to 2011 for services used by
inmates and illegal immigrants --
neither category of which is
authorized to use Medicare.
-- Recurring Theme: As of
January, New York City music
teacher Aryeh Eller, 46, has
almost reached a milestone in his
battle with the Board of Educa-
tion. Soon, he will have earned a
million dollars in salary and
benefits since the board removed
him from the classroom13 years
ago and dispatched him to a
light-duty "rubber room" after
complaints of fondling and sex-
ual harassment in the one year
that he actually taught. An ar-
bitrator had found insufficient
evidence for his termination, but
the board refuses to let him back
in the classroom, fearing he is a
danger to students.
GREAT ART!
-- Not Expected to Fly Off the
Shelf: Icelands menswear de-
signer Sruli Rechts autumn/
winter 2013 collection, debuting
in Paris in January, included a
ring made from a four-inch slice
of his own skin (removed during
recent abdomen surgery, then
salted and tanned to give it stur-
diness). The ring (called "Forget
Me Knot") carries a price tag of
$500,000 -- considering that the
rest of the ring is 24k gold.
-- In Russias coldest region
(the Siberian republic of Yaku-
tia), artist Mikhail Bopposov
created a massive, nearly 900-
pound cobra statue (honoring the
Chinese Year of the Snake) --
made entirely of cow dung.
Though at this time of the year
the sculpture freezes, Bopposov
plans to sell it when it melts,
since fertilizer is a valuable com-
modity during the regions short
summers. (Actually, this is Bop-
posovs second foray into dung
art, after last years winged ser-
pent he created for the Chinese
Year of the Dragon.)
POLICE BLOTTER
-- Hard Times: According to
police in Idaho Falls, Idaho,
Mark Carroll, 18, masked and
armed with a handgun, is the one
who threatened and robbed the
night-shift clerk at the Maverik
convenience store on New Years
morning. The clerk was Donna
Carroll, Marks mother, but po-
lice said that it was not an "in-
side" job and that she still does
not believe the man behind the
mask was her son.
-- Major Crimes Unit: (1.)
Sheriffs deputies in Tampa were
searching in January for the thief
who stole a wallet from a car and
used the victims debit card three
times -- once at a gas station and
twice to wash clothes in the
laundry room of the Country-
wood Apartments. (2.) Edward
Lucas, 33, was arrested in Sli-
dell, La., in November and
charged with theft from the sher-
iffs department headquarters.
Lucas reportedly had walked in
and requested a file, and while he
was waiting (as surveillance
video later confirmed), he fur-
tively swiped three ball-point
pens from the reception area.
-- Judges in Danger: (1.) Sher-
iffs deputies in Ozaukee County,
Wis., identified Shelly Froelich,
48, as the woman who allegedly
called the jail in January and
asked if Judge Thomas Wolf-
gram was in, and when informed
that he wasnt but that hed be in
court the following morning,
said, "Good. Tell him I have a hit
on him." Deputies said Froelichs
son was in lockup and that his
mom had several times before
issued threats to judges after her
son had been arrested. (2.) James
Satterfield, 58, was arrested in
Cobb County, Ga., in December
after police said he wrote a letter
to the wife of Judge Reuben
Green vowing to eat the couples
children after "cook(ing) them
first to make them more palata-
ble."
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news of the weird
STRANGE CRIME STORIES & MORE
Chuck Shepherd | Weekender Wire Services
PEOPLE WITH ISSUES
Michael Selleneit, 54, pleaded guilty in January to several charges
including attempted murder in an October 2011 attack on a neigh-
bor, who Selleneit had declared was raping Selleneits wife -- "tele-
pathically." In fact, police said, Selleneit had been making that
claim "for years," though he had not taken action until October
2011. His wife, Meloney, was also charged, as she allegedly goaded
her husband on, telling him to "go for it," and even supplying the
gun. Both spouses have been extensively examined by mental
health professionals, and it turns out that Michael is the saner of
the two. He had been ruled "competent" to stand trial, but Mel-
oney has so far not been.
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The "Xenomorphs" are back
with the release of "Aliens:
Colonial Marines" (ACM),
based on the classic science
fiction movie series. There have
been many "Aliens" games over
the years, such as "Aliens vs.
Predator" games, but most of
them were pretty bad.
The new game has been hotly
anticipated because it was made
by Gearbox Software, a compa-
ny that has an excellent pedi-
gree of shooter games, such as
"Borderlands." Gearbox and
20th Century Fox are calling
this game an official sequel to
the 1986 "Aliens" movie; its
story picks up weeks after the
events that occurred in the
James Cameron movie with a
new squad of marines sent in to
explore the abandoned Sulaco
spaceship.
I havent played a good sur-
vival horror
game in a
while and
thought I
could use a
good scare,
so I picked
up "ACM."
The thing that
makes the "Aliens" series a
thrill is how they can hide and
come at you at any time, which
raises the tension. If you are a
human, you never want to be
face-to-face with a Xenomorph
they are really scary and a
great threat to have in a survival
horror game. They are slimy
looking, they have claws and a
tail, their blood is acid, and they
can even bite you with a little
mouth within their mouth.
The "Aliens" series has influ-
enced just about every other
science fiction series that has
been out since the 80s, so even
though the abandoned space
station environment feels famil-
iar, its nice to see actual recre-
ations of locations in the movie,
with details such as the bottom
half of Bishops dismembered
body. You can even look around
the living quarters. Its great to
see the level of fan service
throughout the game, and the
presence of these Easter eggs is
the games best quality.
My biggest issue with the
game is the enemy AI the
aliens didnt hunt in packs and
they didnt seem that smart, so
the there wasnt as much of an
overwhelming feeling as there
should have been. In a way, it
feels like a shooting gallery, a
"House of the Dead" style
game. Its not great for a first-
person shooter, but its not the
worst shooter I have ever
played.
In a good horror game, there
should be a sense of hopeless-
ness, but "Colonial Marines"
allows you to carry all of your
weapons at once, and there is no
shortage of ammo; even big
scary Xenomorphs dont seem
scary when youve got seven
different assault rifles and a
shotgun. Even though its not
that scary, it is a decent shoot-
ing game; there are some levels
where they switch up the ga-
meplay by removing
your weapons and
you have to sneak
around. These levels
are interesting, but
its a shooter and not
a stealth game, so
the sneaking mechan-
ics arent great.
There are some interesting
online components to this game;
you can play this game online
with four player co-op, which
can be fun. The other modes are
pretty standard, such as death-
match, survival mode where you
fight against waves of aliens,
extermination mode, and escape,
which reminds me of Left 4
Dead, where your marines need
to reach an extraction zone. My
favorite multiplayer mode allows
you to play as the Xenomorphs,
which can be interesting; they
are agile and can climb on walls
and ceilings. It is a bit disori-
enting, but it does feel different
then the average FPS game. The
only problem is when you are
playing as an alien, it doesnt
feel as powerful as a marine,
which is a shame because it
should be awesome to hunt your
friends as a fearsome alien.
If you are a diehard "Aliens"
fanatic, then you should play
this game; it is great fan ser-
vice. But if you are looking for
a good shooter, then you could
pass on this game. Its not the
survival horror game I was
looking for, but its nice to see
the "Aliens" series getting some
love from a great developer.
-Robbie Vanderveken is the
digital operations specialist at
The Times Leader. E-mail him
at rvanderveken
@timesleader.com.
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'Aliens' are back, but lack bite
Aliens: Colonial Marines
Systems: PS3, Xbox 360, Wii U,
& PC
Genre: First-person shooter
Rating: M for Mature
Publisher: SEGA
Developer: Gearbox Software
Release Date: Feb. 12, 2013
Price: $59.99
February game releases:
Crysis 3 Feb. 19
Metal Gear Rising: Revenge-
ance Feb. 19
Rayman Legends Feb. 26
Star Wars: Pinball Feb. 26
Cant get enough of Aliens? This game is being billed
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CADILLAC FLEETWOOD
Owner:
Mick Sokolowski
Scranton
I rescued this car. When
my grandfather died, it
had been sitting in his
garage for a while; no one
in the family wanted it,
Sokolowski said. I got it
running and then restored
it little by little. As long as
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Brewer: Southern Tier
Brewing Company
Style: Czech Pilsner
ABV: 5.20%
Description: Eurotrash Pilz
is Southern Tiers spring sea-
sonal offering. This Czech
pilsner pours an amazingly
clear straw yellow with a light
white head that has very mild
retention. Eurotrash has very
little in the area of aroma
slight hints of malt blended
with noble hops. The aroma is
very pleasing and what is typ-
ically expected for a tradition-
al pilsner but is just a tad on
the light side. The first sip
brings on the flavors of bread
and biscuit malts and follows
with the mild spiciness from
the noble hops and finishes
mildly sweet and dry. Howev-
er, for a Czech pilsner, this
does not finish dry enough
and leaves a slight lasting
wetness on the palate. Typical-
ly a good Czech pilsner fin-
ishes dry and cleanses the
palate completely. Now this is
not to say Eurotrash Pilz is not
good because of this fact; its
just a mere observation. Eu-
rotrash is fairly carbonated as
well, and this makes it a good
match for a wide amount of
dishes. Eurotrash Pilz is a
fairly good example of the
style, but seems to lack in the
crispness of many other exam-
ples, but it is still unquestion-
ably worth a try.
Food pairing: Great Czech
pilsners have a hop boldness
and crispness that are a perfect
match for many spicy dishes.
However, Eurotrash Pilz is
lacking much of that boldness
and may become overwhelmed
by many aggressive dishes. Yet
this does make Eurotrash great
for a lot of American fare.
Eurotrash Pilz would be a
great pairing for that Friday
night pizza just go easy on
the toppings. This pilsner
would also go well with a nice
cheeseburger and French fry
meal. Now do not think the
Eurotrash is as weak of a
pilsner as Budweiser, but
many of the same types of
food you would have while
drinking a Budweiser would
meld well with Eurotrash.
Is it worth trying? Its cer-
tainly worth a try and a great
thirst quencher. Eurotrash Pilz
is a great beer for those Bud-
weiser-drinking friends that
you have as an introduction to
the craft beer market. Howev-
er, there are certainly much
better examples of the style
out there, namely Pilsner Ur-
quell, which is pretty much the
standard for the style. I would
recommend grabbing a bottle
and trying it, even if just for a
nice palate cleanser.
Rating: W W W V
Where can I get it? Cur-
rently available in bottles at:
Backyard Ale House, Scran-
ton; J & H Beer, Plains; Weg-
mans, Dickson City and
Wilkes-Barre; and Krugels
Georgetown Deli & Beer,
Wilkes-Barre.
Remember, enjoy responsib-
ly! Cheers!
-Derek Warren is a beer
expert, avid homebrewer, and
beer historian. Derek can be
reached at
NEPABeerGeek@gmail.com.
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
I imagine your emotion-ruled soul as a
vast, often turbulent, ocean. Compared to
that, your logic-ruled consciousness is
about as impressive as a four-year-old
with floaties on his arms. This week
brings high tides and huge waves. If
youve been practicing long enough, you
can try surfing them and possibly achieve
wildly exhilarating (if a bit out of control)
heights, or if not, you can safely dive
beneath them which in itself is exhaust-
ing but doable. Persist and youll get to
relatively calm emotional waters and a
unique chance to paddle out and explore.
Do it. Theres at least one cool surprise out
there waiting for you to find it.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You remember that little dream? The
one that fell off your glory train a big hill
or two ago? It was a loose caboose of a
dream that derailed and rolled down into
the valley below. In the interest of getting
all your other goals and responsibilities
safely to their destinations, you had to let
it go. But a curious turn of events this
week may just bring you to a loop of track
that runs so close to that discarded dream
that you can hitch that baby right back on.
I cant imagine why you wouldnt.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
While youve rarely been so eloquent
expressing your emotions, youve also
rarely been so conflicted. At last, you can
give someone an accurate roadmap to your
inner self, but somehow it still doesnt
help; every signpost points in multiple
directions, including up, down, and back
the way you came. Dont freak; this is the
perfect opportunity to remind yourself
(and any travel companions that might be
tagging along) that the journey is way
more important than the destination. All
these roads lead to the same place, essen-
tially. Now its up to you: how exactly
would you like to get there?
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
This week, impetuous romance is in;
heartfelt emotional processing is out. I
cant really tell you what to do (Itd hardly
be spontaneous then, would it?), but I can
tell you what to steer clear of: Anything
that reeks of the familiar (even the pleas-
antly familiar) is a definite no-no. If it
smacks of the routine or the regular, avoid
it like the plague. And above all, dont
drag your lover into the dirty laundry pile
thats been building in your emotional
closet. You can air that shit out next week
when youre riding on the glow from this
one. For now, keep that door shut and get
out there and do something fun.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Im impressed by your daring heist,
robbing your lovers spiritual safe-deposit
boxes of all those supposedly valuable
insecurities. But youre not supposed to
sneak into peoples private vaults and steal
from them. That you have the wisdom to
not only rob them of their most precious
and self-destructive illusions but the pa-
nache to do it without setting off any
alarms is whats truly outstanding. Con-
gratulations! Now if only we could rid you
of the pesky delusion that any of the afore-
mentioned feats are possible. Dont think
you can painlessly dissect peoples long-
standing self-deceptions from their lives
sometimes the only way you can get them
to see the truth is to hit them in the face
with it.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Unlike other fire signs, youre not blind-
ed by your passions. Youll ride the flash
flood force of whatever surging emotion
thunders your way, but at the same time
deftly survey the rapids ahead and paddle
like mad to save not only your skin, but
your heart, too. Arent you exhausted from
being constantly in control? How delicious
would it be to share the burden of staying
on top of things with someone equally
capable? Sure, you could lose an inflatable
rubber boat and a pair of plastic paddles,
but you could gain a fellow adventurer
you know you can trust a worthwhile
risk.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
What did you expect exactly, a ticker-
tape parade? Although your latest cre-
ations reception was more lukewarm than
youd like, you shouldnt get too pissed off
about it. Many artists and geniuses arent
appreciated until long after theyre dead.
The bad news is that youre not likely to
get any kind of immediate acclaim or
recognition for your brilliance. The good
news is that you wont have to wait until
some posthumous awards ceremony to
finally get the praise and acknowledgment
you deserve; it may come as early as next
month. Try to have a little patience, baby.
Itll pay off.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You reap what you sow should have
special resonance for you this week. Some
seeds are easy; you can throw them almost
anywhere and theyll grow, even under
inhospitable conditions, wrenching them-
selves up through a crack in the sidewalk
or clinging to the rocky face of a snowy
mountain. Others require more before
theyll sprout: fires, floods, extremely
specific temperatures, the right type of
soil, etc. So far, youve been casually
scattering seeds left and right, but unless
you take some time to at least water (and
maybe fertilize) the ones you really care
about, your life will soon be overrun with
weeds and not much else.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
May you get what you want. Is it
blessing or curse? My buddy tells me that
getting what you want is as simple as
asking for it; consequently, hes carefully
avoided asking for complicated things like
love and romance because then hed have
to deal with getting them. Unfortunately,
or fortunately, depending on your perspec-
tive, the universe is so primed to deliver
your desire that it might fixate on the most
random of comments. So you dont end up
with a joke of a cosmic present, spend this
week figuring out what it is you really
want more than anything else. Then ask
for it.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You may have hit on a workable formula
for modest success. It was probably even
easy for you to figure out. Theres a way
things are done, and if youre good enough
at it, youve pretty much got it made.
However, there are other, more original
ways to hit it big, in whatever sense you
like. The vision youre contemplating is
one of these. Look ahead; you know what
your life on the Footpath of the Sure
Thing would be like. But imagine if you
had the courage to take the Boulevard of
Your Wildest Dreams. Guess what? You
do. Now dont chicken out.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Now that youve decided to release any
and all pent-up aggression before it further
corrodes your insides, youve got to figure
out a way to do it without causing yourself
more angst. Somehow I doubt that pop-
ping a sheet of bubble wrap is going to cut
it. Its time to get a little more hardcore
about releasing your anger. At the very
least, rent some time in a batting cage
where you can hit the hell out of some
balls; it might even be time to make an
appointment with a brick wall and stack of
thrift store china. Please do finally un-dam
those years of unexpressed rage, but dont
forget the second, more important part
figuring out someplace for the flood to go.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Despite months of preparation, its not
until the starting bell has sounded that you
realize a few things: As expected, youre
in a kickboxing ring about to duke it out
with the greatest single source of your
most debilitating insecurities. But with
panic you realize you forgot the mouth-
piece thats supposed to guard your teeth,
the padded headgear designed to prevent
brain damage, or any other protective
equipment. Unfortunately, theres no back-
ing out now without forfeiting the match,
especially not with the frenzied screams of
half-mad onlookers urging you on. Still, I
predict that if you stay alert, make use of
your newfound flexibility, and keep mov-
ing, youll win this fight without your
protective gear; without, in fact, your
opponent even landing a punch.
-To contact Caeriel, send mail to
sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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Weekender Correspondent
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$2,850
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DODGE 08
DAKOTA SLT
Club Cab, V6, all
power, cruise, tilt,
cloth seats, alloys,
utility cap.
SPECIAL
WAS $11,995
NOW $10,995
Full Notary Service
Tags & Title
Transfers
BENS AUTO SALES
RT 309 W-BTwp.
Near Wegmans
570-822-7359
JEEP `12
LIBERTY SPORT
4 x 4. Silver.
14K miles.
Factory Warranty.
$19,895.
444 Market St.
Kingston
MAFFEI
Auto Sales
570-288-6227
JEEP 11
LIBERTY SPORT
27K miles, 4x4, Sil-
ver. Factory War-
ranty. $16,500
Kingston Corner
Auto Sales
570-283-2890
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457 Wanted to Buy
Auto
All
Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
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548 Medical/Health
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548 Medical/Health
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548 Medical/Health
Healthcare Employment Opportunities
CNAs CNAs
Part Time 11pm-7am
Per Diem All Shifts Available
LPNs LPNs
Part Time 7am-3pm
Per Diem- 11pm-7am
Competitive Pay Rates & Benefits Package
We are looking to fill these healthcare career
opportunities immediately!
To apply please visit Birchwood Rehab & Nursing Center
to complete an application. We are located at 395 Middle Road, Nanticoke PA
Email Resumes to sandrews@birchwoodnrc.com or call 570-735-2973
INSIDE CLAIMS ADJUSTERS
GWC Warranty, a national vehicle service contract provider located in
Wilkes-Barre, is looking for Inside Claims Adjusters. Qualified candidates
must possess knowledge of the automotive repair industry, excellent
communication and negotiation skills, and demonstrated ability to set priorities.
Experienced Franchised Dealer Service Writers, Managers and Technicians
are particularly encouraged to apply.
The Company offers a competitive salary and benefits package including
medical benefits and 401(k).
Interested applicants should send their resume,
along with references to
careers@gwcwarranty.com or fax
to 570-456-0967.
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472 Auto Services
$ WANTED JUNK $
VEHICLES
LISPI TOWING
We pick up 822-0995
WANTED
Cars & Full Size
Trucks. For prices...
Lamoreaux Auto
Parts 477-2562
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518 Customer
Support/Client Care
CUST. SERVICE/
QUALITY CONTROL
Computer oriented
problem solver with
people skills needed
for a fast paced
environment. Optical
Experience a plus.
Mon.-Fri., 8:30 5 pm.
$9.00 hr. to start
H. S. diploma reqd.
Union shop.
Benefits include:
Health, Dental, Life &
Disability Insurance,
Sick & Vac. Pay,
Retirement Plan,
10 Paid Holidays &
Eyeglass Program.
Apply in person,
Mon.-Fri.,
9 am 4 pm
Personnel Test
Required
Balester Optical
Company
388 N. River Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18702
538 Janitorial/
Cleaning
Cleaning Help
Part time. days.
Must have car.
570-262-1660
542 Logistics/
Transportation
Transportation
Coordinator
Full/Part time. Sat-
urday - Wednesday.
3pm-11pm. $9/hour.
Call 570-288-5466
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548 Medical/Health
ACTIVITIES
DIRECTOR
1 year experience
RSA/Med Tech all shifts.
Apply In Person
NO Phone Calls
TIFFANY COURT
700 Northampton ST
Kingston, Pa
MEDICAL
ASSISTANT/
NURSE
PRACTITIONER
& PHYSICIANS
ASSISTANT
Full time for medical
office with experi-
ence. email resume
to hiringmconepa
@gmail.com or
fax to 570-338-
3993 or call
570-714-3333
554 Production/
Operations
FORK TRUCK
OPERATORS
We know jobs are
few and far
between right now,
but we have some.
If you have a solid
work history, reli-
able transportation,
valid drivers
license and have a
drug free lifestyle
then we want to
hear from you.
We are currently
looking for experi-
enced fork truck
operators that have
picking, receiving,
loading and unload-
ing experience. In
particular we would
also like for you to
have stand-up fork
truck experience,
know how to use a
scanner and have
done these jobs for
at least 1 year.
So if youre taking
time to read this ad
we have jobs, and
apparently you
need one, so lets
make this a TEAM
effort and get you
started.
Please contact-
Monday - Friday
9:00 AM - 2:00 PM:
714-5955
554 Production/
Operations
WAREHOUSE
LABORER
PECO Pallet has opened a
major manufacturing
facility in Hazleton. We
are recruiting for laborers
to inspect pallets and
replace any broken
components. This is
HEAVY DUTY
MANUAL LABOR
requiring the ability to lift
and turn 60 lb. pallets
repeatedly during an
8-hour shift. Previous
experience in pallet repair
or similar work in a
warehouse/construction
environment is required.
You must have knowledge
of hand and power tools
(experience with a nail
gun is preferred). The
position provides benefits.
Compensation is based on
piece work (an hourly
wage plus bonuses based
on the number of pallets
that you repair each day).
Top performers can earn
more than $18/hr.
To schedule an
interview, please
forward your resume
to:
PECO@recruitsavvy.com
FAX (201) 252-2642 or
call (201) 252-8716. EOE
557 Project/
Program
Management
PLANT MANAGER
POSITION
A NE PA
manufacturing
facility is looking for
an ambitious Plant
Manager. As Plant
Manager, success-
ful candidate will
be responsible for
Manufacturing,
Purchasing, and
Production and
Production Plan-
ning as well as
Plant Maintenance.
Company is offer-
ing a competitive
salary plus
benefits. Company
provides a compet-
itive and friendly
work environment.
Send qualifications
to : PO BOX 52 ST
CLAIR PA 17970
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600
FINANCIAL
610 Business
Opportunities
PAYING CASH!
Looking to
purchase small
business with
positive cash flow.
If selling call
570-466-6334
630 Money To Loan
We can erase
your bad credit -
100% GUARAN-
TEED. Attorneys
for the Federal
Trade Commission
say theyve never
seen a legitimate
credit repair opera-
tion. No one can
legally remove
accurate and timely
information from
your credit report.
Its a process that
starts with you and
involves time and a
conscious effort to
pay your debts.
Learn about manag-
ing credit and debt
at ftc. gov/credit. A
message from The
Times Leader and
the FTC.
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MERCHANDISE
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
ATTENTION VENDORS
Accent items,
ceramics, baskets,
holiday items,
glasses, much
more. ALL EXCEL-
LENT PRICES AND
IN EXCELLENT
CONDITION.
570-675-5046
after 5:30 P.M.
To place your
ad call...829-7130
YEARBOOKS.
COUGHLIN (30)
1928-2000. GAR -
(18)) 1937-2006,
MEYERS (15) 1953-
2003, PITTSTON (6)
1967-75, WVW (12),
1967-2000,
KINGSTON (11)
1932-52, HAZLE-
TON, (8) 1940-61,
PLAINS, (3) 1966-
68, HANOVER 1951-
74. Prices vary
depending on con-
dition. $20-$40
each. Call for further
details and addition-
al school editions.
570-825-4721
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aol.com
710 Appliances
DRYER: Like new,
kenmore 90 series
electric dryer. white.
auto moisture sens-
ing-4 fabric settings
$250. Kenmore
Ultrawash DISH-
WASHER. beige.
ultrawash sensor &
quiet guard system.
$300. Willing to
negotiate if u buy
both! 570-266-2300
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732 Exercise
Equipment
CARDIO DUAL
Trainer 2 in one
Exercise Bike or
Elliptical excellent
condition $140.
AB COASTER as
seen on TV good
condition $80.
Call 570-472-5866
742 Furnaces &
Heaters
OIL TANKS (2)
275 gallon indoor oil
tanks. Very good
condition. Convert-
ed to gas. $125.
each. Call
570-760-2793
744 Furniture &
Accessories
CHAIRS, (2)
Genuine
leather, cus-
tom made
recliners.
Taupe color,
like new. $550
each.
570-675-5046
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744 Furniture &
Accessories
DINING ROOM SET.
Formal. Large light-
ed hutch, 57x86x17,
4 glass doors, base
has 3 drawers, and
2 doors. Large rec-
tangle table with 3
leaves 8, with
pads, table top
never exposed. 6
beige tapestry cov-
ered chairs, asking
$1595.
570-332-2715
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Operations
554 Production/
Operations
548 Medical/Health
554 Production/
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548 Medical/Health
PROCESS ENGINEER
Fabri-Kal Corporation, a major plastics compa-
ny is seeking a Process Engineer to develop and
enhance process capabilities in thermoforming,
extrusion and supporting manufacturing processes
in Hazleton, PA. Demonstrated expertise in tech-
nical leadership, team building and problem-solv-
ing skills. Lead/support technical initiatives to
achieve plant goals in the areas of Safety, Quality,
Productivity and Cost.
Qualifications: 4 year technical degree with min-
imum 7 years relevant experience or equivalent
combination of education and experience in engi-
neering and manufacturing. Strong communica-
tion, technical and analytical skills a must. Under-
standing of plastic polymers/processes. Experience
in Lean Manufacturing, Total Productive Mainte-
nance (TPM) SQC/SPC, and people/Project Mgmt
preferred.
Competitive salary and benefits package:
Health Insurance, Dental & Vision, Disability,
401K, Life, AD&D, Tuition Reimbursement, Paid
Leave. Drug screening and background checks are
conditions of employment.
Forward resume to:
FABRI-KAL Corporation, EOE
Human Resources Dept.
Attn: K. Shaffer
150 Lions Drive
Hazle Township PA 18202
Email: HRPA@Fabri-Kal.com
Fax: 570-501-0817
Physical Therapist
Full-Time position
Occupational Therapy
Assistant
Full Time Position
Competitive Pay Rates
& Benefit Package
We are looking to fill these
healthcare career
opportunities immediately!
To apply please email your
resume
sandrews@birchwoodnrc.com
or call 570-735-2973
We are located at 395 Middle
Road, Nanticoke PA
100 GENERAL 100 GENERAL
LABORERS LABORERS
Power Plant Spring Outage
2013
Apply @ Workforce
125 North Warren Street
Suite B
West Hazleton, PA 18202
Must Pass FBI
Background & Drug Screening
570-454-8810
754 Machinery &
Equipment
TOOL KIT, Nikota,
four in one, 18 volt,
cordless, with case,
like new. $40.
CIRCULAR SAW,
Black & Decker, 7
1/4, with case.
$20. IMPACT DRILL,
1/2 reversible, with
carrying case, $25.
Call, 570-288-9260.
758 Miscellaneous
BEST PRICES
IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
Free Anytime
Pickup
570-301-3602
570-301-3602
CALL US!
TO JUNK
YOUR CAR
STOVE, Coal Burn-
ing, White Dickson.
$550. CANES &
WALKING sticks,
over 30, made from
slippery maple trees
$5 each. Christmas
& household items.
over 200 items,
includes trees,
lights, ornaments,
flowers, vases, bas-
kets, figurines, knic
knacs, cups
saucers, dishes,
slippers, 3 piece
luggage, samsonite
belt massager from
the 60s! much
more! all for $60!
570-735-2081
762 Musical
Instruments
PIANO
Yahama. Solid
Georgian mahog-
any, upright. Perfect
condition. New,
$6,500, asking
$2,900.
570-693-1490
TAMA DRUMSET
5 piece, used.
Great for beginner.
Asking $250.
570-862-0647
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780 Televisions/
Accessories
TV STAND
for TVs up to 32.
light oak, 2 shelves.
Holds 100 DVDs
and 160 CDs. Mea-
sures 30 high, 32
wide, 20 deep.
Good condition,
$50.. 19 color TV
with remote and
DVD/VCR combo
also available. $90.
for all 3 pieces.
Call 570-814-9574
786 Toys & Games
TRAIN SET, K-line,
1993,1st edition,
includes engine,
three cars, track,
caboose, trans-
former,original box,
catalogue, paper-
work. Only used
twice, good
condition. $125.
570-862-0248
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
VINYL RECORDS
Buying old rock &
roll albums & 45s.
50s, 60s & 70s
774-535-2268
800
PETS & ANIMALS
815 Dogs
COCKER SPANIEL
PUPPIES
Party Colored.
White & buff and
white & black.
Shots, vet checked.
$400 each.
570-437-3069
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
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ENGLISH BULLDOGS
AKC Puppies male
or female. Call for
pictures.
570-839-1917
LAB PUPPIES
AKC, wormed and
shots, yellow
females, chocolate
males and females.
$375 each
570-274-5099
MINI SCHNAUZER PUPS
Pedigree with
papers, 1st shots &
dewormed, vet
checked, raised in
our home. 2 litters,
parents on premis-
es Males $425.
Females $450.
please call
(570) 401-0630 or
(570) 582-4804
leave message
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REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble
paying your mort-
gage? Falling
behind on your
payments? You
may get mail from
people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
the nations con-
sumer protection
agency. Call 1-877-
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906 Homes for Sale
PITTSTON
35 STARK ST
Completely
Remodeled 3 bed-
room. Home in a
great neighbor-
hood. Includes
refinished hard-
wood and new tile
floors, new bath-
room and kitchen
with stainless steel
appliances and
granite counter-
tops. Gas heat, nice
yard and porches.
$74,900
Call (570)654-1490
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PLYMOUTH
15 EAST WALL ST.
2 story, 2 bedroom,
1.25 bath. Nicely
updated. 4 car
driveway, large
yard, vinyl siding
and some new
windows. Move-in
ready! $72,500.
Call Kelly
570-592-7905
912 Lots & Acreage
JACKSON TWP
LAND FOR SALE
Russell Dr.
Lots 4-5-6-7
$1,500
570-814-8920
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
DURYEA
Beautiful four room
1st floor apart-
ment. Large
kitchen & bath
with washer/dryer
hook-up. Appli-
ances and Off
street parking.
$550 plus utilities,
(Natural Gas Heat)
security, and refer-
ences. NO Pets.
570-457-2606
EDWARDSVILLE
Ground floor, 1
bedroom. W/w
carpeting, wash-
er/dryer hookup,
fridge included.
Porch. $375
month plus utilities
and security.
No Pets.
Credit and back-
ground check.
Not approved
for Section 8.
570-779-5218
FORTY FORT
1st floor or 2nd floor,
Wyoming Avenue, 1
bedroom 1st floor, 2
bedroom 2nd floor
wall to wall carpet,
tile bath, stove &
fridge furnished,
washer/dryer hook
up. Heat, public
water, sewer & re-
cycling furnished by
landlord. Use of
attic, yard & porch-
es. Good location,
off street parking.
No pets. 1 year
lease & security. 1st
floor $650, 2nd floor
$675 570-655-0530
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
Two 1st floor, 1 bed-
room apartments.
All utilities included.
No pets. $600 +
1 month security.
908-964-1554
908-482-0335
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
FORTY
FORT
AMERICA AMERICA REAL REALTY TY
RENT RENTALS ALS
Stunning remod-
eled 1 & 2 bed-
rooms....1 bed-
room $625 + util-
ities; 2 bed-
rooms $750 +
utilities! Some
with gas fire-
places, carports,
glass enclosed
sun rooms. All
with maple
kitchens & built-
in appliances!
EMPLOYMENT
VERI FI CATI ON.
NO PETS/NO
SMOKING.
570-288-1422
HANOVER
KORN KREST
1 bedroom, heat,
hot water, sewer,
garbage, stove &
refrigerator includ-
ed. Lease & security
required. $590/
month.
570-760-5095
HARVEYS LAKE
Spacious newly
refurbished, 2
bedrooms. 2 baths,
kitchen with granite
counters. Frontal
view of lake. Dock
available.
$1,200/month +
utilities & security.
570-675-5129
KINGSTON
1st Ave. 1 bedroom,
single occupancy,
off-street parking,
no pets, references.
$450 + utilities.
Call 570-655-9229
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
KINGSTON
158 CHESTER ST.
First floor, 1 bed-
room apartment
with one off street
parking space.
Great neighbor-
hood! Modern appli-
ances. Heat, hot &
cold water, sewage
& private laundry
equipment on prem-
ises included in rent.
1 year lease + secu-
rity deposit requir-
ed. 570-793-6025
KINGSTON
E. E. W Walnut alnut St. St.
2nd floor. Located in
quiet neighborhood.
Kitchen, living room,
dining room, sun-
room, bath, 3 bed-
rooms; 2 large & 1
small. Lots of clos-
ets, built-in linen
closet & hutch.
Hardwood & car-
peted floors. Fire-
place. Storage
room. Yard. Washer
/ dryer, stove /
fridge. Heat and hot
water included. 1
year lease + securi-
ty. $950
570-283-4370
KINGSTON
E. WALNUT ST.
Light, bright, 2nd
floor, 2 bedrooms,
elevator, carpeted,
Air Conditioned,
Garage. Extra stor-
age & cable TV
included. Laundry
facilities. Entry
system. Fine
neighborhood.
Convenient to bus
& stores. No
pets. References.
Security. Lease.
No smokers
please. $775 +
utilities. Call.
570-287-0900
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
KINGSTON
Large 2 bedroom,
2nd & 3rd floors
off street parking,
water & sewer paid.
$550+ utilities. No
pets. 570-443-0770
KINGSTON
Third Floor.
Two bedrooms,
kitchen, living
room. Refrigerator
and stove provid-
ed. Heat, water,
and sewer
included. Nice
neighborhood.
$625 per month.
Lease, first &
security deposit,
and references
required. No pets.
570-288-5569
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LARKSVILLE
Studio apt. Stove,
refrigerator, heat,
hot water, electrici-
ty, garbage includ-
ed. Off street park-
ing. $420 plus $420
security. 1 year
lease. No pets.
570-779-4537
OLD FORGE
4 rooms, 2nd floor,
heat and sewer fur-
nished. Washer/
dryer hookup. Off
street parking.
$695 570-817-8981
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
MOUNTAIN TOP
WOODBRYN
1 & 2 Bedroom.
No pets. Rents
based on income
start at $405 &
$440. Handicap
Accessible.
Equal Housing
Opportunity. 570-
474-5010 TTY711
This institution is an
equal opportunity
provider and
employer.
PLAINS
15 E. Carey Street
Ready for you to
move in!! Clean,
modern 2 bedroom
apartment with lots
of closet space.
Spacious kitchen
with refrigerator &
stove. Heat, water
& off street parking
included. $650 +
security. Call
570-822-6362
570-822-1862
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WILKES-BARRE
108 Grove Street
3 bedroom, 1.5
baths in a two fami-
ly house. Oversized
kitchen with appli-
ances. Yard. Easy
on street parking.
Washer/dryer hook-
up. Section 8
Accepted. $650/
month + utilities.
Gas Heat. Pets Ok
with additional rent.
Call 570-798-7051
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126 Narrows Rd. Larksville, PA
570-288-7411
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***All MPG estimates are EPA highway estimates.
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675-1245
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New American Staff
Accepting all major credit cards
570-779-4555
1475 W. Main St., Plymouth
WELCOMING BACK DEANNA &
INTRODUCING SAMANTHA & VANESSA
DAILY SPECIAL
1 HOUR $40
WEEKLY SPECIAL
COME SAY HI TO DEANNA &
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MONDAY & WEDNESDAY
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TUES., THURS., SUN.
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Body S ha m poo
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318 W ilkes-Ba rre Tow n ship Blv d., R ou te 309
L a rge P a rkin g A rea Open D a ily 9a m -M idn ight
570.824.9017
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539 R e a r Scott Str e e t, W ilk e s-B a r r e
570.82 9.3914 H our s: 10 a m 1 a m Op e n 7 D a ys A W e e k
Or ie n ta l Sta ff
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539 SPA
B E A U T IF U L Y O U N G
A S IA N G IR L S
Profes s iona l
M a s s a ge
Open 7 days
9:30 am -11 pm
Fash ion M all
Rt. 6
7
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570-341-5852
South Rt. 309 Hazleton
(entrance in
back, 2nd
oor)
FREE
PARKING PARKING
570-861-9027
Spa 21
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Spa
Open 7 Days 10am-11:30pm
FEATURING BODY AND
FOOT MASSAGES
$10 OFF HOUR
SESSIONS
570-337-3966
Unit 19A Gateway Shopping
Center, Edwardsville
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The Aroma A Spa
405 N. River Street Wilkes-Barre
ORIENTAL SHIATSU
BODY MASSAGE
570-991-8566
10 AM
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DAILY
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Secret Moments Massage
CHOCOLATE &
STRAWBERRY OILS
PRIVATE BY APPT.
SCRANTON AREA EXIT 182
DAILY 10A-10P 570-702-2241
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570-599-0225
ORIENTAL SPA
Rt. 93
Hazle Twp.
Near
Laurel
Mall
Hours:
10AM-10PM
GRAND
OPENING
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750 Ju m p e r R oa d , W ilk e s - B a rre
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M&R Agency
Rt. 11, West Nanticoke
735-4150
STOP IN, RELAX, ENJOY!
$20 OFF
ANY SESSION WITH AD
EXPIRES 2-27-13 NOWHIRING, INCENTIVES OFFERED
MOST MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED
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Discrete Chat
Guy to Guy
FREE
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Discrete, Independent, Mature,
Attractive. 36D, 110 lbs.
Small waist, Blonde Escort-
Dancer-Lingerie Model
570-299-0064
Ultima II
A Health & Relaxation Spa
1-866-858-4611
570-970-3971
Call our friendly staff about our new services and
masseuses. Waxing, skin esthetics, facials and
more available. Couple specials Fri-Sat-Sun 6-
Midnight Gift certificates available.
Lather up in the company of Peaches and
Cream in the Jacuzzi of Dreams. Call for rates.
EVERY TUESDAY 6 P.M.-MIDNIGHT is COUGAR
CUB DAY FRI., SAT., SUN. 6 P.M.-MIDNIGHT
MEET THE ANDREW SISTERS
COME SEE OUR BLAST FROM THE PAST! WE
SWITCHED UP OUR STAFF. NEW GIRLS ON NEW
DAYS! STOP IN TO SEE WHO CAME BACK TO JOIN
OUR TEAM! VALENTINE GIFTS ARE GIVEN ALL
MONTH FOR LOVERS!!
Call to advertise
831.7349
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Development
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
536 IT/Software
Development
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
536 IT/Software
Development
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
LDP Inc is currently accepting applications for the following
full-time position:
HELP DESK
REPRESENTATIVE/TRAINER
Primary responsibilities include providing first level phone support to all
customers, logging and escalating calls; providing onsite customer training
to groups of 2-50 people - requires instate travel and overnight stays. The
successful candidate will have a pleasant telephone voice and manner,
excellent verbal, written, grammar, communication and public speaking
skills, and the ability to type efficiently.
Qualifications:
Ability to listen carefully to customer issues and properly investigate, solve
and document them into tracking software
Microsoft Excel knowledge: reformatting, using basic functions & file types
Basic knowledge using Microsoft Word
Degree Preferences: Associates Degree in Computer Science or related
discipline a plus, or equivalent work experience.
Hands-on experience with Windows computers in a professional capacity.
Salary is commensurate with qualifications. A full benefits
package is being offered including health, life, disability
insurance, 401(K), paid holidays, sick days, personal
days, vision, and tuition reimbursement. Qualified
candidates may forward a cover letter/resume with
salary requirements to:
Leader Services
PO Box O
Hazleton, PA 18201
Fax: 570 454-1310 Email: hrdept@leaderservices.com
Visit us at: www.leaderservices.com
118 Armstrong Road
Pittston, PA 18640
www.lindeco.com
EOE - APPLY ONLY ONLINE OR IN PERSON AT:
CORPORATION
LINDE
LINDE
- NOW HIRING -
Expanding Gas/Water Utility Division
Openings for experienced gas & water workers:
Current UGI certifications a plus
Foreman Operators Fitters Laborers
Openings in Equipment Maintenance:
Truck & Heavy Equipment Mechanics(1st & 2nd Shifts)
CDL operators - (with A&B truck Licenses)
Low Boy Experience
Benefits include: Competitive salary, 401K,
Company paid Health Insurance
Please indicate on application whether you are
applying for Utility or Maintenance position
Training Training Training Training
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WBACTC School
of Practical Nursing
and Health Careers
NOW
NOWOFFERING
Nurses Aide Program
Pharmacy Technician
Optometry Technician
Medical Billing & Coding
Medical Transcribing
Medical Terminology
Practical Nursing
Spanish for Health
Care Providers
Patient Care Technician
Phelbotomy
EKG Technician
Medical Administrative
Assistant
Why Go Anywhere Else?
50Years of Excellence in Education
Flexible Hours Financial Aid Available
350 Jumper Road, Wilkes-Barre
Plains Township
570 - 822-6539
www.wbpracnsg.com
Direct Support Professionals
Full and part time openings supporting individuals with
developmental disabilities in Luzerne and Lackawanna area.
Minimum qualifications include a valid drivers license, high school
diploma, and 18 years of age or older. Experience is helpful.
Complete benefit package for full time employees.
Visit our web site for more information @
www.stepbystepusa.com
Lifesharing Sponsors and Substitute Care
Providers
Step by Step invites you to consider a new relationship in your life.
We are seeking caring, compassionate individual/families who are
willing to share their home with an individual who is intellectually delayed.
We offer an on-going training, 24 hour support and generous
financial reimbursement.
Apply in person or email:
skauffman@stepbystepusa.com
Cross Valley Commons
744 Kidder Street
Wilkes, PA 18702
phone (570) 829-3477 Ext. 605
EOE
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
1, 2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
- Light & bright
open floor plans
- All major
appliances included
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
- 24 hour emergency
maintenance
- Short term
leases available
Call TODAY For
AVAILABILITY!!
www.mayflower
crossing.com
Certain Restrictions
Apply*
WILKES-BARRE
2 bedroom apart-
ment on a quiet
street. Off Street
parking, washer &
dryer hook-ups,
stove & fridge. $550
+ utilities & security.
570-285-5123
WILKES-BARRE
447 S. Franklin St.
1 bedroom with
study, off street
parking, laundry
facility. Includes
heat and hot
water, hardwood
floors, appliances,
Trash removal.
$580/mo Call
(570)821-5599
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WILKES-BARRE
HISTORIC
WHEELMAN
439 S. Franklin St.
Fabulous 1 bed-
room, hardwood
floors. A/C, marble
bath. Security sys-
tem. Laundry, off
street parking.
$600 570-821-5599
WILKES-BARRE/
SOUTH
Small 1 bedroom,
2nd floor. Heat &
water included.
Prefer no pets.
Job references.
$475/month.
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A CLAUSE INC ............................ CARBONDALE
ABBEY BEVERAGE ...................... DICKSONCITY
BEERCITY U.S.A. ................ S WASHINGTONAVE
BIRNEY BEVERAGE ....................... MOOSIC
BORO BEVERAGE ............................. MOSCOW
BREWERS OUTLET .......................... DUNMORE
CADDEN BROTHERS .................... LUZERNE ST
FLANNERY BEER DISTRIBUTORS ..... MOOSIC ST
HARRINGTONS DISTRIBUTING ...... .MINOOKA
JOES BEERMAN ............................. PECKVILLE
KENNEDY DISTRIBUTING ................. JERMYN
MANCUSO BEER BARON ............. CARBONDALE
NICOLIO BROTHERS ..................... MAYFIELD
NORTH POCONO BEVERAGE ......... BILLS PLAZA
OK BEERMAN LLC ................ KEYSER & OAK ST
OLD FORGE BEVERAGE ............ OLD FORGE
OLYPHANT BOTTLING COMPANY ..... OLYPHANT
PIONEER DISTRIBUTING ....... GREENRIDGE ST
WAYNE
SHOOKYS DISTRIBUTING .................... HAWLEY
HAZLETON AREA
BEER STORE ................................... HAZLETON
BUTLER VALLEY BEVERAGE,INC. ........... DRUMS
CASE & KEG BEVERAGE .............. HAZLETON
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JIMBOSFREELANDPARTYBEVERAGE ... FREELAND
PARTY BEVERAGE ....................... CONYNGHAM
QUALITY BEVERAGE ..................... HAZELTON
T VERRASTRO ...................... WEST HAZLETON
WYOMING
B & R DISTRIBUTING ............... TUNKHANNOCK
LAKE WINOLA BEVERAGE ........... LAKE WINOLA
PLAZA BEVERAGE .................. TUNKHANNOCK
WYOMINGCOUNTYBEVERAGE.... TUNKHANNOCK
LUZERNE
A.J.S BEVERAGE ........................... DALLAS
B&SDISTRIBUTOR ...................... MOCONAQUA
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COLD CASE BEVERAGE ...................... EXETER
CORBA BEVERAGE ...................... S PA BLVD
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ELLIS DISTRIBUTING .............. WILKES-BARRE
LUZERNE
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KERN BROS.INC ...................... DALLAS
LAKEWAY BEVERAGE ...................... DALLAS
MAIN BEVERAGE ...................... LARKSVILLE
MIDWAY BEVERAGE ...................... WYOMING
MOUNTAIN BEVERAGE ...................... PLAINS
NANTICOKE BEER DISTRIBUTOR ..... NANTICOKE
PATELS BEVERAGE ...................... PITTSTON
PIKES CREEK BEVERAGE ......... PIKES CREEK
PLAZA BEVERAGE ...................... PITTSTON
QUALITY BEVERAGE OF NEPA ........... LAFLIN
SHICKSHINNY JOES INC. ......... SHICKSHINNY
THRIFTY BEVERAGE ........ SAN SOUCI PARKWAY
WYCHOCKS BY-PASS BEVERAGES ... WILKES-BARRE
WYCHOCKS MOUNTAIN TOP BEVERAGE .... MOUNTAINTOP
WYOMING VALLEY BEVERAGE ............. EXETER
WYOMING VALLEY BEVERAGE ... EDWARDSVILLE
CARBON
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BEER BLVD ...................... JIM THORPE
CARBON BEVERAGE ...................... WEATHERLY
DUNBAR BOTTLING ...................... LEHIGHTON
HIGHLANDBEVERAGE ...................... JIMTHORPE