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One Mans Opinion

Part I
I spend a lot of time in my office on the computer. I usually have a TV on for noise. Ive noticed mostly late at night that they run these commercials to Save the Children and actually, I dont have a problem with that. Off and on over the years Ive contributed to and adopted a kid here and there. Ive received letters from them and written them back. All in all its been a good experience and Im sure Ill continue. Now lately, Ive also seen a lot of dogs and cats, Save the Dogs and Cats from abusive owners, etc. Now Im a dog lover, youve heard about Glenn the Wonder Dog and our new assistant Vic the youd better guard the garden against the deer or were gonna fight Dog. Im not that much into cats, but figure their little arrogant butts should be taken care of as well. Since I take care of my assistant, I mean dog, I dont send money to the Dog and Cat Fund, Sorry. Ive also noticed a few more; Save the Tiger and Save the Polar Bear OK, I guess tigers and polar bears are cool. Ive seen both, but didnt want to take them home. Theyre all right and if someone wants to send money to save them, thats OK with me. I wont be sending any but I hope they make it, but if they dont, oh well, well still have the cougar, lion, leopard, cheetah etc. and the Kodiak, black and brown bears of which Im sure there isnt a shortage. Good luck tigers, you too polar bears, hang in there. Lastly, I really think these groups are missing the point. Theres no fund to help save the most exploited animal on land. This animal is slaughtered by the millions, its children are killed before theyre born, but NO One is trying to help them. So Right Here, Right Now , Im starting the Save the Chicken Fund. You, yes, You are guilty of causing the death of the Mighty Chicken, you have even taught your children to be happy to see a dead chicken in a box. Shame on you. If you and your family and countless others didnt glorify and insist on the poor chicken to be killed there would be millions if not billions of chickens roaming the streets, wouldnt that be Great. Even now, people all over the world are stealing the poor chickens children before they are born and just scramble them up or put them in between some bread or some other commodity like cakes or the such. The poor chicken doesnt even know where their child went or why, they just try to have another and then another until they cant anymore, then they themselves wind up in a can of soup or a box. Poor Chicken. SO PLEASE, Send your MONTHLY contribution of $39.87 to the Save the Chicken Fund in care of the HOT SPOT and well send you a picture of the chicken youve adopted and a picture of a carton of her unborn children. Repeat after me Save the Chicken; Save the Chicken; Save the Chicken; Save the Chicken. Just, One Mans Opinion. Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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After a laborious two-week criminal t rial in a very h igh profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded. "Would you please pass it to me," The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip fro m the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court." "We find the defendant NOT GUILTY o f all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump fo r joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do attorney and says, "I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money back?"

Laughs Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him. Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire. Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate. Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Jacobson, are you there? It's the Red Cross." Bristling, the harried executive called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"

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A wo man fro m Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of b read. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper. "14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady. "14 cents! For what?" asked the lady. The storekeeper exp lained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents." "I know d ifferent. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11." "What are your saying?" "As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11...I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children fro m h is first wife. After getting married, we had 3 ch ild ren together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11! Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11."

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Four cowboys are sitting on a mountain one night having a few cold ones around a campfire. One is a tuba player, one a trumpet player, one a conductor, and the last a coloratura soprano. The tuba player tosses an empty can of Budweiser into the air, whips out his gun, and shoots it declaring "I just killed the king of beers!" The trumpet player, not wanting to be outdone, tosses his empty can of Coors into the air, shoots it and declares "Ha! I just shot the silver bullet!" The soprano, ever so demurely, reaches into her backpack, pulls out a bottle of Michelob, calmly drinks the whole thing, tosses her bottle into the air, and shoots the conductor. Grinning broadly at her fellow musicians she says, "Guys, it just doesn't get any better than this."

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The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful. The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than one minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are a very nice man." The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour." The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter. She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door." The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this." So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.

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The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

Laughs The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us." Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."

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