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Panel 1 We see the top of a dar forest scene with the moon glowing from above. Caption 'Deep within the San Bernardino National Forest...' Panel 2 A spell boo is being held up as if we are reading it. "Boo of Summoning" can be read on the top of the page. Beyond the boo, etched into the dirt of the forest floor, a pentagram can be seen with a lit candle on each point. Caption 'An unholy ritual is underway.' Page 2 This page is divided in half from top right corner to the bottom left corner Panel 1 This panel shows Odd holding the spell boo in front of him with magic whirling about. ODD Clatu! Veranna! Nictu! Panel 2 This panel has Dic holding a rain-stic above his head jumping about chanting. DICK Ooga Booga! DICK Ooga Booga! DICK Ooga Booga! Page 3 This page is divided into 3 triangular panels, a top left, a top right, and a bottom one. Panel 1 This panel shows Dic staring out at the reader with his face bright from the light of the portal. Loo of awe on his face. Panel 2 This panel shows Odd staring out at the reader with his face bright from the light of the portal. Loo of awe on his face. Panel 3 This panel shows a nether-worldly portal atop the pentagram with the candles. Page 4 This page is divided into 4 panels. The First 3 panels are small one in quic succession at the top of the page with the fourth one at the bottom of the page. Panel 1 This panel shows an eye of the Devil. Panel 2 This panel shows the claws of the Devil.

Panel 3 This panel shows the Top hat of the Devil Panel 4 This panel shows the Devil in all his splendor. His hair is wet and is draping his face from being in the shower when being summoned by his son. Soap bubbles are floating about. DEVIL (SINGING) If you want to be my lover, You got to get with my friends. DEVIL Oh, heh... Hey son! I was just uh-DEVIL Let me just slip into something a little less comfortable. Page 5 This page is divided into 4 panels however wors best. Panel 1 This panel shows the Devil in his usual attire(with tie), happy to see his son. DEVIL You could have just called son, what do you need? Panel 2 This panel shows Odd grinning timidly up at his father. ODD Yeah, you see, that's why I'm here. I need money for the phone bill. Also a bit extra for some food if you can spare. Panel 3 This panel shows the Devil taing some money out of his wallet. A bit of disappointment on his face. An angry Dic red-faced in the bacground. DEVIL You now, you and that hobbit of yours should really thin about getting a job. You cant always be mooching off of me DICK Hey! DEVIL How much do you need? Panel 4 This panel shows Odd with an angel and demon on his shoulder. Both loo lie Odd with the exception that the Angel has a halo and is wearing an angelic robe and holding a harp, and the demon is sporting demon horns. All three of them answer at the same time. ODD

All of it! ANGELIC ODD All of it! DEMON ODD All of it! Page 6 This page is a splash page Panel 1 Dic and Odd are waling outside of an ornate building with the words "Wiener Palace". The building has a dome lie the one on the Kremlin and has stained glass windows. Caption Later that day DICK I'm hungry. I haven't eaten anything since yesterday, and that was a cigarette. Lets go get something at the Wiener Palace. ODD (THINKING) I haven't eaten anything since... Page 7 This page is divided into 7 panels. However wors best. Panel 1 This panel shows Odd thining about his father. His father is holding a turey leg. DEVIL If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. Panel 2 R.N. Height is standing behind a cash register wearing a jesters hat looing annoyed. Dic is barely tall enough to have his head above the counter. R.N. HEIGHT All Hail Mighty Knights!Welcome to the Wiener Palace, home of Royal Dog, the hot dog fit for a ing! How can I be of service? Panel 3 Same as above, Odd is hallucinating which can be shown from the swirls where his pupils should be. DICK You now you don't have to say that every time we come in here. R.N. HEIGHT Yes I do, its part of the job. Now, did you want to order something? ODD (MUMBLING) Meat! Pudding!

Panel 4 This panel is of Dic ranting. DICK I'M SO STARVING!I haven't days. Meatball ate all of Crunchy Nuggets the other shit all over my room! It hours to clean up! eaten in my day and too

Panel 5 This panel is of R.N. bumping fists with Odd(while he is still tripping) while Dic is red-faced over the short comment. R.N. HEIGHT So that's two squires for the little guy, and a veggie special for my main man. DICK Hey! R.N. HEIGHT That'll be $23.50. Panel 6 This panel shows Odd handing over the money. Dic loos hopeless. DICK Awe man. If I had a job, I could pay; but where am I going to get one of those? Panel 7 This panel has Justyn handing over the try of dogs to Dic. Two mini dogs and a bun with a baggie of buds inside. JUSTYN Whatshisname at the Dungens and Dungens is hireing. You should chec that out. Page 8 This page Panel 1 This pannel shows dic waling up to the Dungens and Dungens store. A sign reading "Come get your orc mace here!" Caption Later that day. Panel 2 Inside the Dungens and Dungens Whatshisname is 'flirting' with a female customer. She loos generaly annoied. The store is filled with swords, RPG Posters, miniatures, and a veriaty of other nerdy things. Dont forget the orc maces hanging on the wall behind him. WHATSHISNAME ...I got a mod that allows dragons to mate. If I was a dragon and you were a dragon, we would populate this world with dragons.

FEMALE CUSTOMER Yeah... I'll just tae the mace than you. Panel 3 Dic is at the counter (again too short) with Whatshisname looing arrogant. DICK Hey man, I herd you had a job opening. WHATSHISNAME Is Daniel Jacson the worlds formost expert of the Ancient tongue? DICK Uh. WHATSHISNAME The answer is yes. Panel 4 This one is a close up of Whatshisname. WHATSHISNAME Alright, but in order to claim the job you must first complete the six challanges of certain doom. Panel 5 A close up of Dic looing confident. DICK Oay, what are they? Page 9 Page Panel 1 The sceane is of a tomato tree deep inside of a forbidding forest. A chicen is guarding it. Caption Deep within the San Bernardino National Forest rests the crimson tomato of lore. Panel 2 This panel is of a map with a circle with "you are here" on it and a X over "Witch's garden" DICK Where's the bathroom around here? Panel 3 This one shows Dic, looing confused, waling up to a tolet,out in the open, being used by the charmin bear. Dic is wearing a hiing bacpac. The bear is reading a Dic and Odd comic while he is doing his business. A roll of toliet paper is hanging on a branch. BEAR This doesn't even mae any sense. Bears can't read. Panel 4 Dic is waling along a forest path with "Blair

Witch" stic figures hanging from the trees. He is looing up at them with deep conviction. One of the figues is holding a sign reading "Crimson tomato" with an arrow. DICK O' lost souls of the forest, lead me to the Crimson tomato. Panel 5 This is a close up of the chicen staring blanly. Panel 6 Dic is hidning behind a bush watching the chicen pecing the ground, guarding the tomato. Dic loos terrified. DICK Oh no! My greatest nemisis! DICK What am I going to do? Thin! Page 10 Page Panel 1 This is a flashbac scene at Justyn and R.N.'s place. They are smoing Hooah on the couch with "and I thin it's gonna be a long long time..." is playing in the bacground on the radio. An Elton John poster is on the wall behind him. JUSTYN In order to overcome your greatest fear, you must become it! DICK Huh? R.N. HEIGHT Just put on the chicen suit. Panel 2 Dic in a chicen suit close up. 'Zip' Top hat still on with chicen fethers in it. The scene has a serious/dramatic loo to it. DICK I am the Chicen. Panel 3 This one shows Dic stepping out from behind the bush in the costume. Wings flaping. Baw! Cluc! DICK DICK

Panel 4 This one shows Dic closer to the tree. Tail shaing. Cluc! DICK

Baw!

DICK

Panel 5 This one shows Dic almost to the tree. 'Clap Clap' of his hands (finishing the chicen dance). Baw! Cluc! DICK DICK

Panel 6 In the tree a snae can be seen hidden in the branches. The voice seems to be coming from the snae, even though its the chicen. CHICKEN Tae the fruit. DICK Huh? DICK You can't tempt me Devil! Panel 7 Zoom out to show the chicen staring down Dic. CHICKEN Not him, me! Tae the fruit! DICK Oh, alright. Panel 8 This is a closeup of Dic's hand plucing the Fruit. 'Doin' Page 11 Page (the lettuce being bit is in anime style) Panel 1 This panel shows a desert oasis with a lettuce being meditating under a palm tree. A atana strapped to his bac. Caption Next you must claim the lettuce head in the desert oasis. Panel 2 lettuce being loos as if he is still meditating, dic is on a roc. LETTUCE BEING So the prophecy has come true Panel 3 dic questioning DICK what prophacy? Panel 4 sentient being looing up at dic LETTUCE BEING That a man would come to claim my

head. Panel 5 sentient being draws sword LETTUCE BEING Well, I wont let that happen. Page 12 Page Panel 1 Dic jumps down with atana slashing down at lettuce being DICK Flying money taes bannana. Panel 2 Being blocs with his atana stopping dic LETTUCE BEING Bannana choes money. Panel 3 Both clash swords together for a face to face DICK Money clashes with titans. LETTUCE BEING Titans cannot die. Panel 4 Dic goes to stab lettuce being in chest DICK Titan illing blow Panel 5 Being counters and slides sword sideways to right LETTUCE BEING Titan illing blow secret counter Panel 6 Dic attacs with buddah holding a dragon on a leash image in bacground DICK Buddah's Dragon fears no evil. Panel 7 Lettuce being tries to counter with image of disco ball behind him. LETTUCE BEING Disco fever Page 13 This is a splash page. Panel 1 Dic slashes through Disco fever, cutting off his head. DICK Disco's dead, bitch! Page 14 Page

Panel 1 This panel has a big barn with a farmer leaning up against the closed doors. The farmer is wearing a straw hat, overalls, and is chewing on a piece of wheat. Caption Then you must travel to Farmer McMillion's farm where you must retrieve his famous oa-barrel aged cheese. Panel 2 The farmer, still leaning on the barn door, is pulling his hat from out of his eyes, looing at Dic. FARMER MCMILLION I can't just give it to ya, but ifin you're willing to wor for it, I guess I could spare some. DICK Well, what do you want me to do. Panel 3 Dic painting the barn on a ladder Caption Paint the barn. Panel 4 Dic falling off of the ladder the paint bucet landing on his head Panel 5 Dic in an empty corral with a sac of "Bull Chow". Caption Feed the bull. Panel 6 The bull headbutting Dic into the air. Page 15 Page Panel 1 This is of the chicen coop Caption Clean the chicen coop. Panel 2 Dic outside of the chicen coop dressed in the Chicen costume covered in eggs. Panel 3 Dic standing in front of a bullseye with an apple on his head. Caption Target practice. Panel 4 Same as above with an arrow in his hat Panel 5 The farmer and Dic are inside of the barn in front an oa barrel with "Cheese" written on it. Dic looed battered, brused, and exhasted. The farmer looes pleased. FARMER MCMILLION Well, you put in a good day of honst labor. Tae some of this cheese for your wor. DICK

That wasn't wor, it was torture! Page 16 Page Panel 1 A diamond bowl behind a glass case can be seen across a long room with laser sensors everywhere. Caption Then you must brave the itchen at the Weiner Palace to obtain the sacrid diamond bowl. Panel 2 Dic, wearing a blac sin-tight suit and blac benie, steps into the doorway. Panel 3 he throws some rocs onto the floor tiles of the itchen activating spears. Panel 4 he puts a stethescope to the vault door and cracs it. Panel 5 he opens the door to an elevetor, Panel 6 he rides the elevator doown to the diamond bowl room Page 17 page Panel 1 he shoots a grappling hoo across the room Panel 2 climbs rope over lazors Panel 3 drops out of cealing mission impossible style Panel 4 cuts a hole in glass Panel 5 indianna joneses it with the bag of sand for the diamond bowl Panel 6 The sand bag triggers the sensor pulling it down Panel 7 Dic outruns the jiant roc rolling at him Panel 8 He manages to pull the diamond bowl fom under a closing wall just before it closes. Page 18 Spash Page Panel 1 Dic is at a Convenience store at the cash register with a slushy cup. Dic loos angry. Cashier loos lie a hippie. Caption Finally you must get a Groovy Grape slushy from the Super Seven. CASHIER That'll be 2.75 Page 19 Page Panel 1 Dic returns to the Dungens and Dungens store, all of the items he got assembled on the counter in front of

Whatshisname. WHATSHISNAME So you have assembled all of the quest items. Panel 2 The diamond bowl is now willed with all of the ingrediants in the form of a salad. Whatshisname loos pleased, dic loos angry. WHATSHISNAME I've been dreaming of this salad for countless months now. DICK What? You had me get your lunch? Panel 3 Whatshisname loos offended, stareing down Dic. WHATSHISNAME You expect the captain of a vessel to prepare his own meal? DICK Uh Panel 4 Dic, looing exhausted, stares up at Whatshisname. DICK Well, I faced a rabid chicen to get your tomato. I mercilessly illed a lettuce mon to get your head of lettuce. I slaved away on a bacword farm to get your cheese. I stole a priceless diamond bowl for you. And, perhaps worst of all, I paied $2.75 for a slushy. Is there anything else I need to do for the job? Panel 5 Whatshisname places a cup on the counter in front of Dic. Dic loos confused. DICK Huh? WHATSHISNAME Just pee in this cup. Page 20 Splash Page Panel 1 Dic and Odd are waling down the street. ODD So, how did it go? DICK I didn't get it.