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About UD Men's Magazine Yesterday I had a hamburger in my pocket and the guy standing next to me kept making strange faces due to the hamburger's odor. In my mind I decided 'putting a hamburger in your pocket if you don't have deodorant on' is a great tip for a mens magazine, possibly a UD mens magazine. That second the UD Men's magazine came to be. -Rafi Bernardo Looking for contributors. I merely put together material given to me by UD men. This magazine is run by men of UD. Many don't know it yet too. Shoot an email to rbernardo@udallas.edu with your pickuplines, man tips on hygiene, cooking tips, quotes, photos, links to videos and anything you would like on the magazine. Also shoot me an email if you think you belong on the front cover. Next Issue will Highlight UD Musicians/Bands, so please send information/facebook pages/photos to rbernardo@udallas.edu if you or your band would like to be featured.
Quotes from UD Men A man without a cat is a man entirely without hope -Damien Hoblob Be sure all that we too nor later you? Joseph Quinlan The eyes are the windows to the soul. Anonymous Open a fast food area 24/7 on campus. Supposedly all freshmen. Don't live in Madonna -Michael Deluca Trust in God but lock your car-John Stein Only a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart -Dylan Myers ^ True Dat Christian Gontarz Check yourself before you wreck yourself. -Anonymous You win some you lose some. As long as the outcome is income. -Alex Ziolkowski
Chemistry Majors should figure out a way to make in and out deoderant. -Anonymous If I see my name anywhere in this magazine I'm going to sue you -Ambrose Stearns Stay tan, stay good looking-Ryan Landry 1
Tell me about your life. I'm from Nappa Valley. I pretend to know a lot about wine. I played rugby from the age of five. In my free time I enjoy watching South Park and playing corn hole. I like drinking too. Tell me about Philosophy. I considered persuing a triple major before pursuing philosophy. I never liked reading when growing up. The only thing I enjoyed reading was philosophy. . On philosophy, Plato is the best to read. If you ever have a chance to, take classes from Dr. Wood. How did you end up in UD? My uncle and three of my brothers went to this school. I wanted to go to a Catholic School and I liked the idea of the Rome program. Tell me a story of a time you did something difficult. I went backpacking once with all the men in my family. It was with my dad, my brothers and a few cousins . We went to the Teatons which is south of Yellowstone. We overpacked so our backpacks were really heavy, and we ended up hiking 13 miles in one day in the highest elevation. It was the hardest physical thing I had ever done. I was limping for three days afterwards. Any words of wisdom? You shouldn't hurry big decisions because sometimes the right decision take a long time to make. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Either billionaire CEO of a fortune 500 company or a monk. Do you have any advice on talking to women here at UD? Start with a proposal. Then start with small talk. Especially if it's in the spring they are expecting a ring. So buy a ring.
Pickup Lines from people in Madonna I'm Joseph Andrews -Joseph Andrews Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk back again? -Anonymous Hello, my name is ______ -Anonymous Have you been waiting for me because I have been waiting for you. -Anonymous Hey girl. Was God showing off when he made you? -Eric HofBauer Malibu is an effective way of meeting peopleAnonymous
What kind of shoes do you like Anthony? I like vans but too many people wear them. I like to be different. My favourite shoes to wear daily are creative recreations. I see you have a lot of nikee shoes. Air force 1 are classics. They've been around since '82. I'm a fan of blazer lighttops. I see a lot of people with airmax 90s but I like Air max 1s because they are harder to get in good colors. What kind of cologne is that on your counter? That's Kenneth Cole Black, my favourite cologne.
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Pickup Line Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm from Oklahoma and those are both U.S. States. Tip on Talking to Women Give them a fake name and tell them you are a state chamption. A John Owen Quote What? Clean my room. I'd rather club baby seals than clean my room. Doing work and working the ladies 5
Hygiene When Lacking a laundry service... Boxers can be worn inside out -Bob Long Boxer briefs can be worn inside out twice as long -Tony Delatorre Shower every day Truett If you're sitting on the jon and the toilet paper is gone be a man use your hand -Nick Catanese Beer tastes best in the shower.-Pete Wash behind the ears.-Pete
Food Tips You can buy cut up chicken from the Mexican foodstore nearby for 3.00. Just put it in the oven with some butter.(see photo above)-John Bascom You could live off of ramen and tuna but I prefer to live off of peanut butter. -Patrick Mangan Did you know Dan Schmidt eats 8000 calories a day? -Paul Johnson "If you cook with bacon you can reuse the pan at least 5 times before washing." -Christian Walker
Sports
Soccer is the gentlemans sport played by barbarians and rugby is a barbarian sport played by gentlemen. -Joseph Quinlan Rugby is a boardgame played by a group of men competing for the ultimate prize.-Mark Toefler. A mustache is always in style -Gjolberg
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*Learn how to Swing Dance. Every Wednesday at the cafeteria 9:00-11:00 *Play Ultimate Frisbee. Check out the UDU facebook page *Do you like to solve mysteries? Treasurehunt for a day with your friends during Treasurequest. Go to the treasurequest facebook page or ask Joseph Quinlan about it. *Running Club. Tuesday and Thursday at 6:30. 1 mile for beginners 3 for advanced. Ask Joe Beatty *Check out facebook.com/udhub *Also check out University of Dallas Unofficial *Udallasnews.com for news *For information on the University of Dallas go to Udallas.edu. It's a good school from what we hear.
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