The Tortoise I am the TORTOISE!!

Im the dawah to make your momma blubber And make you heathen turn to flubber I got dis-course, thatll make you fucking cry Make atheists run to foxholes, blood gushing from they eyes When I walk I walk slowww, like a zombie on the feed Try debating me, I gonna make you bleed taw-heed Your Hitchings and your Dawkings, you fucks is running scared Your Stephen fucking Hawkings, the kafir in the chair Tortoise make you see the light, Al-lahs to be feared Before I fucking wipe yo ass wit my black Wahhabi beard Yeah You can come at me wit your science and your knowledge and your facts But you got no foundation bitch, ysee Im still intact? My shell is bulletproof yo, you see me fucking cut? Im the meta-fucking-physician, I heal before you start yo tedious Fox News narrative, you dont know no shit bout me You think we came from monkeys swinging round on fucking trees Its your false pre-suppositions that fucking fuck you up You aint got no idea man, your thought processes suck Your atheistic clichs, they dont mean no shit to me I use de-duction, yeaaah who cares what it means? My morality is just and ab-sol-ute like Al-lah Your epistemology? Bitch, thaint even worth a di-nar! (and that aint much) My martial arts training means that I can maim wit every blow But I dont like no violence, man, that aint the way I roll Nu-anced discussion, Im an intellect-ual master You gonna fall to your knees ho, gonna per-form your shahada Ill cripple your sophistry, stabbing Allah through your heart Gonna make you do your ghusl, gonna make you pay zakat! Yeah, deen in your spleen, bitches Your western society, is turning into shit and piss Dont you know only sharia can cure you of your ills? Rapes and murders, blas-phemy, that shit its gotta go Instead be un-reported, sheeyit my medi-cine is pure Lives wit no fucking meaning, your lives ain't got no purpose Thats coming at you direct from this fucking Mutant Ninja Tortoise Tortoise!

Huh? Whats that? Yeaah Bitch you need some praxis, every man has gotta dream So come on Global Ummah, wheres your fucking deen? You should be pounding street yall, holy book in peoples face Door-stepping kuffar scientists, telling them their fucking fate Its our Islamic duty to convert the jahil world, And I know its hard bros, just like feeding pigs some pearls Yeah its hard, bitch Someone give me a muthafucking takbir And you physicists wit empiricism, you know that dont fucking work My deductive theories bro, they blow you off this Planet Earth Your Big Bang cosmology aint no patch on Gods divinity I forgot more than you know on quantifiable infinity So spew at me wit your quantum, your strings and Hamiltonians, Bitch cant you see, youre messing wit the wrong fuck-ing chelonian? Oh yeah And you philosopher fucks, try-ing to teach me what to know Mus-lims invented philosophy, so take that, you fucking hos! Ill spin you round in circles, make you fold like origami And yeah Im fucking Greek but I look like a Pakistani You think you using logic but you being con-fucking-trary Im using my thesaurus, I dont use no diction-ary I strike at you wit jargon gonna make you weep and beg, My words straight from my main man, Bill Lane fucking Craig Respect to the theologicians! And what about apostates, you think they gonna front? Bunch of spineless Zionists, ungrateful little cunts, Allah has a plan for you, you gonna burn for sure While youre here, we behead you, and we be crying out for more Decapitations painless anyway, why you whining like a ho? I feel more pain taking a shit, dont you even know the score? And homos and women, dont think youre off the fucking hook Repent your ways, know your place, READ THE FUCKING BOOK! You think sodomys ok, just because you fucking gay? Astaghfirullah rabbi wa atubu ilaih! I separate the women, femi-nists they give me flak But it aint no thing, just ask my wife, she sitting at the back So women, dont come crying cos you squint to see me holler Listen to me, Im male, Im wiser, the fucking bitch pimp mullah!

So now you know, you know you oughtta keep away from me, Cos Hamza gonna school you, he the T-O-R T-O-I-S-E!!