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Dear Gnasher, I think its amazing how some dogs are so smart, they can do jobs to help humans guide dogs, police dogs,

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Do you have any special
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even mountain rescue dogs!


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Birmingham.

the dog that keeps all I certainly do, Andrew PM the postman t!
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Q. What exams did Santa Claus take at school? A: His Ho-ho-ho levels!

drawing a picture of YOUR pet and send it to me at the


address onthe right? It only has to be the bare BONES

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chapter one-

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. . . BUT FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
HAS DISTINCT ADVANTAGES INTHIS GAME.

DENMS AN GNAS ENJOYING A NICE, RELAXING GAME OF AMERTCAN FOOTBALL . . .

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BUT GNASHER PULLED HIMSELF FREE.

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AGAIN, TRAMPLED IN

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YOU'D KEPT YOUR DENTAL APPOINTMENT, DENNIS. ;

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NEVER MIND, DENNIS. PUT IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW TONIGHT FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY.

DON'T BEDAFT, MUM I'M FAR TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

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A-HA! DENNIS STILL BELIEVES


IN FAIFHES I CAN'T WAIT TOGOTOSCHOOL!
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WAH 11', WALTER!

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CAMERA!

AND WEMUSTN'T FALL ASLEEP EVEN IFWE HAVE TO STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT!

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IDEA! TAKE A _ GOOD PICTURE OF METO MAKE SURE IT'S WORKIN', DENNIS.

WOKE DENNIS!
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WAKE UP, GNASHEH! WE FELL ASLEEP!


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I KNOW.I WAS DREAMIN ABOUT BONES. ITWAS

BEEN IN YET!

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LET'S TAKE A LOOK THE

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MAYBE IT
SLIPPED

IT MUST BETHAT WAY, BECAUSE THIS WAY, IT SMELLS OF MY FEET!

THIS MAY SOUND SILLY, GNASHER . . . 7 BUT DOYOU KNO WHERE THE TOP . OF THE BED

OUR TORCH BAT!"ERY'S

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RUNN|N' OUT, T00!

ASIDE

BUT WHEN DENNIS PULLED ;

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ER . . . HIYA, DENNIS. YOU MIND TELLlN' HOW YOU ENDED up IN MYman, THEN? -

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SOMETHlN' VERY WEIRD IS G0lN ON AROUND HERE, PIE-FACE. :_

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

YES, AN I DON'T LIKE IT, 80 PMGETTING O U T - NOW!

COME ON

OUT WHO IT IS!

WEGOTTA FIND
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THERE'S SOMEONEJUST UP AHEAD, GNASHERI


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WHEN DENNIS TURNED THE CORNER. ..


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LOOK THERE'S A FUNNY,

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LITTLE MAN!

THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN GAVE ONE MORE FUNNY .

HEE-HEE, YIPPEE

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TUNNEL!

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DENNIS AND GNASHER DIVED INAFTER THE FUNNY, LITTLE MAN, WHOM I WELL REFER TOAS "THE GOBLSN FROM NOW ON . . .

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, THE MENACES FELL, TUMBUNG DOWN, EVER DOWNWARDS, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN . . .

THAN "THE FUNNY, LITTLE MAN AND 7 MYHAND IS GETHNG SORE.

. . .ALL VERY DRMATIC,


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IN SOME KIND OF CRAZY BED WORLD!

HEY! THERE'S THE

TO CALL HIM THAT, T00,WHILE YOU LOT WERENT LISTEMNG.


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CALLING FAIRY LEADER. WE HAVE APPREHENDED

THE GOBLINS, OVER.

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VERY soow. AT THE EIFFEL. . .: MEAN, FAIRY TOWER . . .

WECAUGHT THESE THREE GOBEINS IN REA QUILT PATCH ZERO, YOUR MAJESTY.

I'M NOT A GOBLIN I'M DENNIS! MY TOOTH WAS STOLEN AND I DEMAND

NOT A GOBLIN. EH? WE'LL SOON SEE ABOUT THAT.

HE'S THETTTGHT HETGHT , HE'S RUDE AND

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HESMELLS LIKE TROUBLE!

CHECK HIM FOR GOBLIN WARTS?


THANKS BUT

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I KNOW A LITTLE BOY WHEN I SEE ONE. I AMTHE FAIRY QUEEN AND YOU HAVE ENTERED A WAR ZONE, SONNY.

THE GOBLINS HAVE TAKEN OVER SLEEPYND AND WEFAIRY FREEDOM-FIGHTERS NEED ALL THE HELP WECAN GET!

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WHY DO FAIRIES
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UNDER PILLOWS IS THE ONLY WAY

LEAVING COINS

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THEY'RE UGLY ENOUGH TO PASS FOR GOBLIN5,

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YOUFI MAJESTY.

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I HAVE A QUESTION. CAN WE JUST GO HOME INSTEAD?

ALL THE PORTALS TOTHE REAL WORLD ARE NOW BLOCKED BYGOBLINS. TO GET HOME, YOU HAVE TO HELP US.

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APPARENTLY, THE GOBLINS HAVE A BIEW LEADER. FIND OUT WHO HEIS -AND WHY HES FIGHTING GOBLINS ARE us. on, AND one MORE THING VERY STUPID. AND no ANYTHING

HAVE To BEDAFT To FALL FOR THESE DISGUISE-'5! CrHEY,D

GOOD LUCK. DENNIS OUR VERY EXISTENCE DEPENDS UPON YOU!

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GOBLIN HOFIDE.

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YOU NEED A TOOTH-HOUND TO FIND A TOOTH FAIRY!

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WATERS HOLDING THE 00TH TO THE HOUNDS ANTENNA.

WHEN I FIND THE FAIRIES, I'LL FIND . .

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NOT wrm MYTOOTH!

HECAN'T no THAT.

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THE GOLD! THE GOLD!

WE'LL FIND MYBABY TEETH! THE FAIRIES TOOK THEM WHEN I WAS JUST A CHILD AND WHAT IDTHEY GIVE ME IN RETURN?

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BACK AND FIND our ONCE AND FOR ALL . . .

ALL THOSE TEETH,

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ANYWAY?

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AND WARN THE FAIRIES!

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ENTER DENNIS . . .AT HIGH SPEED!

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WHILE THEY'RE BUSY I'LL TRY AND GET DENNlS'S TOOTH BACK.

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HEY! THIS HOUNDS NOT T00 FRIENDLY.

COME ON PIE-FACE! UT OF TIME T0 GE

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so an WITHOUT ME, DENNIS! I'M . . . ER . . 0 TOP or THINGS!


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GREAT IDEA NUMBER TWO.


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!TS TRUE THEY ARE HOLDING PlE~FACE ASA HOSTAGE!

An: vou READY?

HONORARY FAIRY FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

YOU ARE Now

TIME ZONE 5 TEETH STILL UNDER PILLOWS!

WE MUST GET TO THE CHILDREN BEFORE THEY STOP BELIEVING . . . OH WE'RE ALL DONE FOR!

LET'S GET

WALTER!

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SALUTE AND HUM A STIRRING WAR THEME TOACCOMPANY

IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? STAND UPAND

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GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAN WE'LL PULL BACK AND WAiT FOR YOUR SIGNAL!

PLAN INTO ACTION.

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HEQUICKLY GETS OUT OF ASTICKY SITUATION . ..


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DENNIS IS FREE BUT HIS PALS HAVE BEEN CAUGHTT

GNASHER! PIE-FACE!

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A DISAPPCHNTED DENNIS STATES THE OBVIOUS . . .


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JU ST A BOY?

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A COMMAND.

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THAT'S GOT RID OF THEM!

AS GNASHER FREES P!EFACE . . .


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DON'T SPEAK TOO soom, DENNIS!

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WALTER REALISES HE'S ALMOST AS DAFT AS HIS GOBLIN FRIENDS...


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TEETH INTO cows:

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GNASHERI COME HERE! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THE AMAZING


DREAM I HAD - IT WA S WILD!

YOU CALLED, DENNIS?

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