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NDAY MORNING, AND ALLS ETAT MIN THE M|NXS SCHO . . .

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Ex WELL . . .ASYOU'RE_HERE,
DISCUSS WHAT TYPE OF CAREER YOU'D LIKE TO x FOLLOW WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY LEA

MINNIE. WEREALLY SHOULD

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HUH! NABBED!

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ABOUT WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?

C'MERE!

. . . BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO WORK WITH ANIMALS!

THAT'S GOOD A JOB IN A VETS SURGERY, PERHAPS!

ER . . . IWASTHINKING OF SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS DANGEROUS.ACAREER R IN BANKING. PERHAPS?

THAT'S NOT A BANK MANAGER

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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO

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I'D REALLY LIKE TO WORK IN A PIZZA PARLOUR!

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THEN I COULD TAKE UP A SPORT AN BECOME FAMOUS . . .

ANWHAT SPORT
WOULD THAT BE?

SUMRESTLIN-ME AN
FATTY FUDGE TOGETHER!

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THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! IFYOU'RE NOT GOING TO
SERIOUSLY

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AW. C'MON!
LIKE THAT!

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FORGET IT! DONT TRY To STOP ME.


I'M OFF!

OH, NO! NOW MYCAR WON'T START! WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY I'M

HM! MAYBE

LET'S HAVE A LOOK UNDER THE BONNET.

WOW! ITSTARTED FIRST TIME!

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WELL DONE, MINNIE!

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OH, I PRACTISE ON MY DADS CAR . . .

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YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT


BEING A CAR MECHANIC AS A CAREER, MINNIE.

ONE OTHER THING ABOUT YOUR CAR . . .

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TEAOHER'S FIXED UP A SCHOOL TRIP TO A GAR E.T'SEE HOW MECHANICS ALLY WORK.

HUH! LOOK AT

OFWIMPS AN
SOFTIES.
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THIS BUNCH

THEY'RE ALL SO SCARED OFME, I GET THE BACK SEAT OFTHE BUS ALL TO MYSELF!

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SO LET'SyEE IF

YKNOW, I'M NOT SCARED or THE DARK . . .

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OF THE BUS IS A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE THAN THIS!

AND LET THAT BEA LESSON TOYOU!

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HUH! ro TAKE A THOUSAND TIME, AFTER THAT!

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THIS lSAN INTERESTlN' TRIP!

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THEY'RE GONNA LOOK EVEN LESS HAPPY INA MO!

OH-OH! THEY DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY!

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IT'S 'WHASSAT?' THEY'VE SET A MARTIAN ON ME'

MECHANICAL MAYHEM!

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WHAT WOULD HARRY HOUDINI, THE FAMOUS ESCAPOLOGIST,

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OW! HARRY HOUDINI PROBABLY DIDN'T DOTHAT, EITHER!

HAHA! lWOULDN'T BE WH|STLlN' HAPPILY IF

I WAS CHAINED UP,


UP THERE!

WOW! MEGA-SHARP CLAWS. CHESTER!

JUST SLICE THROUGH THESE CHAINS ROUND ME NOW.


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SCREW HEREAND

I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE HOW TO CHANGE A CAR'S

AN WHAT 5 THAT NOISE7

IT'S TREACLE, MATE ON MYSARNIE AND INTHAT OIL-TANK! FANCY A BIT? IT'S DELICIOUS!
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MECHANIC GOING TO LAND?

RIGHTIN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT, THAT'S WHERE!

H0-HO! WHO'S A BRIGHT SPARK NOW, THEN7

HAR-DE-HAR-HAR!
WORRALAUGH!

NO. MINN|E IT'S NOT A LAUGH AT ALL! YOU'RE GIVING THE SCHOOL
A VERY BAD NAME!

BARMY IN
I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD

ENOUGH OF YOU,
M|NNIE!

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IF YOU WANT TO BE-A MECHANIC

GOT OUT OF THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING, DIDN'T HE???

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A BIT MORE

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DISCIPLINE!

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AND THIS IS JUST THE PLACE FOR

SERGEANT SO PUT HER THROUGH HER

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PROBLEM HERE, SOLDIER?

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I'M SURE YOU DON'T NEED THIS . . . OR

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ALooK,THEN. SOLDlER!

RIVE,

LET'S GIVE IT A TEST SHALL WE?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO REVERSE!

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I'M SURE THAT SERGEANT AIN'T ALL HEAPPEARS

ONLY A LITTLE DENT vou MEN cAN HAMMER IT TI

OH, WELL! IT'S

HM! THEY DON'T LOOK VERY HAPPY. IT'S LUCKY I MADE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS TOTHIS TANK . ..

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TURBO-DRIVE!

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OH, DEAR! ER. .. HELLO, MISTER GENERAL, SIR!

OOPS! I SEEM TO HAVE UPSET THOSE NICE ARMY PEOPLE A LITTLE BIT!

SORRY! I'LL PAY FOR THE DAMAGE


POCKET MONEY!

OUT OF MY

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HOW Dlli Y6U ENJOY YOUR DAY, MINNIE? DO YOU STILL WANT TO BE A MECHANIC WHEN YOU GROW/ UP?

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"M GONNA RU A PET SHOIP '3TEA-

OH, YES! IN FACT, I'VE STARTED PRACTlSlN' ALREADY BYINVESTIN

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