Creative Solutions to disposing off Dog Poo

Framing the Problem

I decided to choose dogs as my target pets as they are plenty of people who have dogs as pets in my area. The biggest problem that they encounter on a daily basis is disposing off the dog poo. So I decided to take on this problem heads on, and devise creative solutions to this problem. First I will tell a story about some of the hundred creative ideas I thought for this assignment. Here is my story then.

Chemistry, Biology, Dog Poo & Chess

It was the best of the times, but the worst of the weathers. It was very hot when I was sitting in my room trying to think about solutions to Dog Poo Disposal. Then all of a sudden, my brother entered my room, and I casually asked him if he has something to say on this. My brother just finished his A Levels science major, so he noticed an opportunity to beat my

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mathematical and logical mind. Here comes the composition of Poo from my brother, its has methane, this and the other etcetra etcetra I said come on, give me a solution. He gave many and most of those involved changing the genetics of Dogs, I suspected that he wanted to become the Mandel( Father of Genetics) of dogs. Any ways you can see my long list of ideas, and most of the ideas which involve changing genes are from him. I asked, leave the genetics and come up with

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something else. And he said ok! Introduce a parasite in a dog which eats all the dog poo and never lets it to come out. And I was speechless, he is my younger brother, and I had to come up with a buff idea like this one, and then all of a sudden my creative mind sparked and I said: Alter composition of poo and make a new substance like krypton (The Superman Element) and give birth to a new superhero.

If you have to give a title to this story, what would it be?

That was a good one, isn't it? And then he came up with another one, this was more like a chess match between two people determined to prove a point. Ultimately we reached hundred ideas, and I blubbered this last and ran away. Donate all the poo to Edgar Allan Poe fans,they can use poo instead of poe in writing,not much difference.

Hundred Ideas: Some Buff, some Bluffs, but all toxic!

1.Make your dog excrete fragrant poo so that it can be taken by perfume companies. 2.Build a museum where all the famous monuments are made of poo. They will take Poo. 3.Build a poo museum and use all the poo as an art. 4.Feed your dog something so that he excretes gold. 5.Buy moon to dispose all the dog poo and name it as poo moon. 6.Put poo into your enemies shoe and take

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7.Alter composition of poo and make a new substance like krypton and give birth to a new superhero. 8.Learn magic trick to make poo disappear. 9.Make an engine that works on dog poo. 10.Advise military to make a stink bomb and they will take all the poo to add to stink bomb. 11.Donate all the poo to Edgar Allan Poe fans, they can use poo instead of poe,not much difference. 12.Contact Alien life which is interested in poo and export all the poo to them.

I am just getting started!

13.Introduce a parasite in a dog which eats all the dog poo and never lets it to come out. 14.Devise a sport which involves dog poo,so that the ministry of that sport collects all the poo. 15.Train your dog to be a movie star,so that his poo will be valueable. 16.Make genetically altered pets which only eat dog poo. 17.Modify the poo somehow so that poo converts into food of dogs and they eat that again. 18.Make an AI poo duming container attached to the dog.

Bring it on!
20.Feed the anti gravity food so that the earth pushes the poo in space. 21.Make an iron kit for your dog with automatic flash system. 22.Genetically modify your dog so that he gets rid of waste by only sweating. 23.Alters dogs digestive system so that he excretes crystal like insects. 24.Feed him a lot of protein so that he remains constipated. 25.Make a time machine and make the dog poo in the time machine and dump the poo in stoneage.

26.Make an invisibility potion and make the dog poo disappear. 27.Hypnotize people in believing that bad poo is not bad for environment. 28.Move to a poor country and nobody will bother with a dog poo. 29.I have had enough,Kill the dog! 30.Make a movie of dog and sell the dog,watch the movie when you feel like playing with poo. 31.Buy a big chunk of land keep your dog there,even if he poos,nobody is going to bother you. 32.Advertise in local media whosoever will dispose the poo of your dog will get price.

33.Send your dog to India and watch then online pay the people who you have given. 34.Use virtual dogs as pets. 35.Hire top scientists to advise a solution to this problem. 36.Use shopping bags to dispose it yourself. 37.Use robots which can dispose poo. 38.Use green disposable potty bags. 39.Train dogs to do potty and dispose it yourself. 40.Wait for dog evolution ,so that they convert from dogs to humans. 41.Dig a hole and make him poo. 42. Make a signalling system.

43.Do Chemical experiment on dog poo to use as fertilizer. 44.Find a place where nobody is watching you and make the dog poo. 45.Petition a new law and to repel the dog poo law. 46.Genetically modified dogs which use poo for energy. 47.Genetically modified dogs which recycle poo and use it as food. 48.Make a poo which vaporizes poo. 49.Make a spray that makes poo disappear. 50. Don't feed the dog,starve the dog.

51.Make him poo before going for a walk. 52. Don't keep pets. 53. Hire a servant. 54. Potty Training with the help of machine learning. 55. Make a toilet for dogs. 56. Flush it. Sending the dog poo into the same sewage treatment system that we humans do will adequately get rid of the dangerous bacteria. 57. Bury it. If you bury the excrement under in a hole at least 12 inches deep, and cover it properly, you'll safely quarantine the bacteria. 58. Use a poop collection service.

60. Turn It Into Fuel.

If you live in the San Francisco Bay area, you may be able to turn your poochie's poo into power. San Francisco is home to more than 120,000 dogs (more dogs live there than children) and a lot of dog poo. Known for being a leader in green innovation, the city decided not to let its dog waste go to waste. Instead, it launched a test program to study the feasibility of turning the city's dog poop into biofuel. So far, the program is limited to collecting waste from doggie daycare facilities around the city. The program hopes to expand to city parks in the near future. For more information contact Norcal Waste System, Inc., at http: //www.norcalwaste.com/

61. Burn it in fire pit with brush and such. 62. Simply clean it up! 63. In a brown paper bag on someone's porch. Set it on fire then ring the doorbell and run

64. Pick it up with your bare hands and rub on your face like warrior paint. 65. Poop Scooper. 66. Wish for a dog poo fairy. 67. A Mexican internet company is helping to clean up parks by installing pet waste disposal bins that activate free internet access for the area. Good idea. 68.Poo Disposal Through a Curve. The biggest problem with dog waste disposal cans is, that they fill up on domestic rubbish way before time thus even responsible dog owners cant dispose their pets waste. This is only for dog poo so works better.

69. Dog Poo can be used as alternative fuel even though it may sounds funny. Through a biogas digester the poo can be transformed into biogas energy and give us Green Poo Power! 70. Put the dog in a cage so that he does not urinate on floor. 71. Somehow make other people to not think of poop as a negative thing. 72. Society gets so modern that they install laser guns everywhere which shoot dog poo and make it disappear. 73. Pray to mother nature for a solution. 74. Consult a vet.

75. Act to be strange to dog when he poops in public. 76. We should magnetize the poo and install magnets everywhere which pull them to the dumpsters. 77. Genetically modify dogs that their poo is extremely volatile and it instantly evaporates. 78. Freeze the poop then throw it in garbage or drain. 79. Use dog poo for medicinal purpose. 80. Somehow modify dogs that they digest food by burping 81. Give Enzymes and Probyotics to dogs for a solid poop, easier to dispose.

82.83.84. Add in a methane digester, and let your dog waste power the streetlights, tea cart and popcorn machine. 85. flick it with a stick approach take a stick and use it to flick your dogs poo off the walking path and into the undergrowth. 86. Tiger Wormery Pet Poo Loo is a great way to turn pet poo into great worm castings (compost) and a liquid fertiliser for your garden. 87. The Dicky Bag:The Civilised Way to Carry Dog Poop, google this.

88. Offer residents the chance to enter a drawing. One lottery ticket will be given in exchange for a bag of doggie poo. The top prize is a gold ingot worth $2000. 89. Use dog poo as an effective protest weapon. 90. Give DNA sample of your dog to authorities to resist the temptation of malpracticing with dog poo. 91. Move your dog to siberia, frozen poo is easy to handle. 92. Make and Iron man kind of suit for dog with the facility to poo inside.

93. Poo is composed of methane which is highly flammable, so can be burned outside in cold weather. 94. Methane is highly explosive in the proper mixture percentages mixed within air, so dog poo can be used as an explosive. 95. Gas can be produced from dog poo, which can be use for many purposes. 96.Methane [Natural Gas] extracted from dog poo can also
be used as a feedstock in petrochemical plants to create many different compounds and products, probably the most commonly known end product is the very large list of PLASTICS, as in the manufacture of plastic bags and the many different polyvinylchlorides which are used in many different types of containers.

97. Can be used to do protests:SMIRKING Simon Bonnell dumped 10 kg of dog poo in his local Job Centre - after staff refused to hand over his dole money. 98. Clean the dog poop off her shoe for better relationship, first plot it then clean it, bullseye. 99. Create a community dog poo dumping hole and charge people for using it. 100. Now as you know so many ways of disposing dog poo, you can open a Dog Poo Disposal Management Business, and earn good money. The more money you have the better you can manage your own dog's poo, so by readint his you just hit the jackpot congrats.

Hundred ideas was hard, but it really stretched my thought process. Had so much fun doing this, thanks for reading. Thats All Folks! Dog Poo: Mission Accomplished.