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PALISADES CHARTER HIGH SCHOOL MARCH 30 - APRIL 17, 2009 PACIFIC PALISADES, CA TIDELINENEWSPAPER.COM
VILLAGE NATION
AND BSU WORK
Service TOGETHER FOR
Program BLACK STUDENTS
The Board votes to create a By
Community Service WILL A NDERS ON
Appeals Committee to
Tideline Staff Writer
and
review service decisions. R ACHEL LEVITAN
Tideline Staff Writer
AN EPIC S PECTACLE: Kimberly Cronin stretches and twists her body, just one of the many amazing scenes in the Pali High production. test taking tips and strategies
approved the motion. There were offered to help students reach their
no nay votes, no abstentions and full potential.
no one absent. The first Village Nation
The issue went to the Board assembly was held on Nov. 17
after students raised concerns By M ELINA C HARIS Music Director Josh Elson have Based on Hans Christian ly a bad thing. with the intent to “arm the stu-
about the fairness and legality of Tideline Campus Editor worked long hours preparing for Andersen’s tale of The Ugly Along with Kraus and Elson, dents with knowledge,” said Ms.
the current community service the show, along with the cast and Duckling, Honk! tells the story Senior Alex Caan, an active Christopher. One of the primary
program. A petition with over The annual spring musical
crew, since rehearsals began in of a swan named Ugly who is member of the Drama topics was the usage of the n-
250 student signatures and an Honk! debuted two weeks ago to
January. “From the time I first born into a family of ducks and Department, took on the position word, and the effect it has on the
opinion article in the last issue of a full house. The opening night,
perused a copy of the musical, I soon loses his way. On his subse- of Student Director for the pro- African-American community. “It
the Tideline reflected student frus- Friday March 20, drew the larger
was excited by its visual poten- quent journey in search of his duction. “I’d never done a musical informed everybody about a lot of
tration with the program. Senior crowd of the opening weekend but
tial, its humor, its music, and the mother Ida, he meets many color- before in my life, so that was things and brought us all togeth-
Dexter O’Connell and Junior both nights had substantial
heart of the story,” said Kraus. ful characters that guide him exciting,” said Caan. “Having a er,” said Senior Tajavae Quarker.
turnouts.
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Page 2 Tideline NEWS March 30 - April 17, 2009
U P C O M I N G E V E N T S
Apri l 4
1st Annual Mens Volleyball Alumni Game
6:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. in the Large Gym
Apri l 6-10
Spring Break
Apri l 17-19
Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival
Apri l 21
No 7th Period
Apri l 23
Showcase Night
Apri l 24
and must have a 3.0 GPA. Three additional aid are also encouraged to
students who have family mem- visit sites such as
bers in the Masons will be www.fastweb.com and search for
awarded along with two others more opportunities. The College
who will be selected based on Center also plans to distribute The cast and crew of the spring musical Honk! put on a show to raise funds for the production. BY KATY POOL
need. This scholarship is also another newsletter before spring
due on April 24. break begins, providing informa- The cast of the school’s were set up, each decorated with a kicked off with the song “Big from musicals such as Wicked, A
For those seniors who need tion on more scholarships. spring musical opened the doors specific theme such as “the 50’s” Spender,” sung and performed by Chorus Line and Title of Show,
aid based on need and have been Students interested in the afore- of Mercer Hall to friends and or “rainbow colors.” Everyone all the female cast members in to original compositions by cast
involved in community service mentioned scholarships are encour- family, on Friday, March 6, in was free to sit at the table they the show. Following that was a members, like Junior Julian
programs, the Allan Katz aged to go to the College Center order to promote the show and chose and mingle with other par- rendition of Chicago’s Schwartzman’s “Facebook
Scholarship plans to give $500 and pick up applications. garner support. ents, the cast members and class- “Cellblock Tango,” performed by Song.” In addition, several peo-
to three eligible students. An About scholarship opportuni- “Spaghetti Night,” as it has mates of the cast members who cast members Junior Tucker ple performed skits, such as
application must be filled out by ties, College Counselor Ms. come to be known, is a fundrais- showed up to support the Drama Best, Senior Alex Caan, Junior “Save Broadway” from Saturday
April 1, and students are required Kunkel said, “Most of the money er night hosted by Drama stu- Department. They then served Daniel Rasch, Junior Sean Pinto, Night Live and a lip-synch rendi-
to attend a scholarship luncheon that you will get for college will dents three times a year. They free spaghetti, which Pinocchio’s Senior Arya Davachi, Junior tion of “How We Go Out.”
on May 17. come from the college that you hold one fundraiser night for Italian Restaurant supplied at a Ryan Steinberg and Senior The goal of Spaghetti Night
At a more regional level is attend, but there are plenty of small every show throughout the year. low price, along with soda and Mountain Glover, who also co- is to raise money for the produc-
the West Hollywood Youth and local scholarships that are out The event started off with an various kinds of treats, such as hosted the event. A variety of tion of the show, as well as give
Scholarship for residents of West there for students who are looking eight dollar suggested donation at goldfish and brownies. Soon, the songs sung by one or more peo- the future audience a taste of the
Hollywood. Information regard- for them.” the door. Guests then proceeded entertainment began. ple followed, from pop songs by talent involved in Honk! “As
ing this opportunity has already into Mercer Hall, where tables Honk!’s Spaghetti Night Adele and Jason Mraz, to songs silly as they are, the skits are a
Destination
EUROPE:
Summer
Experience
Abroad
BY PAULINA FIROZI
VOLUNTEER
Over the course of 14 days,
PROGRAM OR INTERNSHIP
from June 21 to July 4, these select-
ed students will travel to seven The summer is very possibly the best time to focus,
major cities of six European coun- Volunteer opportunities do not end with the last bell
more intensely, on interests outside of school and to
tries, spending about two days at of the second semester. There are plenty of charities
Though colleges and universities look highly upon any kind of develop hobbies. For many students, this option can
each location. To achieve the full and organizations that operate during the summer,
summer program, academic summer programs can enhance be extremely exciting and beneficial. “I'm attending
European experience and escape the and volunteering can fill in hours that would nor-
performance and offer invaluable experiences. Many colleges the Pre-College Musical Theatre Training Program
“norm” of polluted and crowded city mally be spent watching TV or sitting around.
such as Stanford, UC Berkeley and Brown offer residential at CAP21 for five weeks this summer,” said Junior
streets, they will be taking motor- Summer is a great time to catch up on community
summer programs that give participants the feel of living on a Mia Canter. “Not only is it fun to do something you
boats, trains, bikes and gondola rides service hours if you’re behind, and it’s also easier to
college campus. Because these programs can get expensive, love during the summer, it's educational. Colleges
to travel the countryside. greatly increase your current amount of hours. “The
there are many low-cost and free summer programs and intern- like it. It's extra practice for the real world. How
These high school graduates ‘underserved’ don't have breaks. Need continues,”
ships that offer all of the same benefits. “[Programs] that stu- could that be a bad thing?” Though focusing on
and sophomores will see famous said Director of Community Service Gretchen
dents have liked include the Academy of Business Leadership interests is a good way to spend your summer, make
sights such as the Monet Gardens, Miller. ”On the Community Service Information
Summer Business Institute (ABL), Inner City Filmmakers at sure it’s something you actually enjoy. “If you have
Versailles, Schonbrunn Palace, Anne Table in the main building hallway is a list of
USC Film School, and the City of Los Angeles Public Works an independent interest, do a project of your own,”
Frank’s home, castles and cathedrals said Kunkel. “[But] don’t do things just because ‘Summer '09 Suggestions.’”
T
The class has already raised enough money for The suggested donation for the concert is $5 to
May 2009.
Some of the students first
heard of the trip from their teacher bus transportation, but hopes to raise more for hotels. $10 and snacks and coffee will be on sale during the
Ms. DeVine, the teacher-coordinator Visual and Performing Arts teacher and instructor of concert. Furthermore, there will be a free performance
here will be a range of style including musical
Opportunities for
these trips,” said Senior Nick
Morshed. Now, three years since his Upcoming
Red Shirt Events
this Semester
freshman year, he and many others
will finally be given this rare oppor-
tunity. “There are benefits to reading Pali Track Meet
and learning, but actually getting on Topanga Stream Cleaning
the bike and riding it is the best way Pali Village Green
Gardening
to experience life,” said DeVine. She
Pali Hunger Walk
had initially hoped to bring much
Pali Track Meet
more experience and creativity to
Gretchen Miller addresses ties are already set, but students
Pali Track Meet
these otherwise common trips. “I
the final Red Shirt
Warner Avenue
believe traveling is a much better may visit Community Service (E Waste Program)
Director Gretchen Miller in order
way to become educated than in the community service to get another project approved.
Pali Showcase
group of students who hoped to mental health and interacting with and 4/26 Canyon
A
Elementary Fiesta
combine creative writing and travel-
ing. The idea was to imitate Tideline Staff Writer enjoy the environmental projects simultaneously helping those
Geoffrey Chaucer’s famous and the most. There is also a lot of who cannot help themselves is
witty Canterbury Tales. Students in s the end of the school year interest in the Little Sister one of many ways to achieve
the club would create a novel of draws near, students are anx- (Feeder) schools’ fundraising," service requirements.
short stories based on real life expe- ious to complete their final com- said Miller. Although the completion of
riences while visiting Europe, and munity service hours for this Community service opportu- community service hours remains
later the books would be sold to semester. During the holidays, nities range from donating jeans vital to each student, it is espe-
finance further trips. “When travel- there were various opportunities to the homeless, toys to the less cially pertinent to seniors. "This
ing, we are so busy and tired that it to volunteer for food drives, toy fortunate or time to raise money time of year, the majority of the
is hard to write,” said DeVine, so drives and other events for the for a cause. "Students enjoy students attempting to clear their
unfortunately, the plan has never needy. However, students still walks and runs with thousands of service hour requirements are sen-
been further developed. “It is more have chances to make up for a other students and the City Year iors," said Ms. Miller. "There are
powerful to teach, as you are experi- lapse in volunteering hours dur- Organization is a great example of approximately 350 seniors that
encing the lesson plan first-hand,” ing the first semester. Students that," said Ms. Miller. "City Year have not completed their service
she said. “It is such a more meaning- may complete additional hours unites young people of all back- hours." Monday, May 4 marks
ful experience being with kids, towards their service requirements grounds for service projects the final date for seniors to turn in
[rather] than having them behind a by signing up for Red Shirt activ- throughout LA giving them the completed hours, with a mini-
desk, when I feel they are guarded ities. skills and opportunities to change mum total of 40 required gradua-
from their personalities.” Many Red Shirt activi- the world.” Exercising while tion. EDWIN POULDAR/TIDELINE
Page 4 Tideline OPINION March 30 - April 17, 2009
D
Check It Twice
Dear Tideline,
Y
Palisades High School (the Tideline Staff Writer
what of a threat. Students shorter that read: “Emergency Exit.” decreasing majority in favor of
Tideline) is a public forum, ou’re sitting through a lec- than myself might not even make Two arrows on both sides of the remaining in Britain, combined
with its student editorial board ture, awaiting the arrival of it out of the exit with a chair as a phrase pointed upwards. I fol- with the current economic crisis,
making all decisions lunch: the minute hand creeps boost. I do not mention tall stu- lowed these arrows up the wall and its effect on the economy of
concerning its contents. across the clock. Suddenly, the dents helping out all the others and noticed for the first time that Northern Ireland, which is heavily
Unsigned editorials express the lights go off. The teacher is as before exiting themselves whoever engineered the class- dependent on the government, a
views of the surprised as you are but attempts because that’s not realistic given rooms at Palisades Charter High reintegration into the Republic of
majority of the editorial to keep the class under control. the situation- especially in the School honestly expected a class- Ireland looks more and more prom-
board. You’ll most likely have to remain various rooms that have now room of forty students to exit Dexter’s Lab is a column featur- ising for the North every day.
Letters to the editor are wel- at school- the power will proba- caught fire in our figurative situa- through a tiny window at an ing the world according to the The terrorists who killed
comed and will be published thoughts and ideas of Tideline the soldiers and the policeman do
I
bly be back on within the next tion. High school students in a impossible height in case of a dis-
as space allows. Letters must hour. However, just as the teacher room on fire will be afraid. High aster. Editor-in-Chief Dexter not understand today’s realities.
be signed, although the staff resumes the lesson, you hear a school students in a room on fire Unless the Earthquake is O’Connell. This action was considered a legit-
may withhold the name on rumbling as the room vibrates, its with no exit but one small win- somewhere around 8.0 on the imate rebellion only twelve years
request. The paper reserves the contents shaking and shifting dow seven feet overhead will turn Richter scale or a new fault line sat down to write this column ago but this is no longer so. Danny
right to edit letters for gram- about. Both doors have become into savages. Compress William miraculously forms directly about the failure of Pali’s com- Morrison, a leader of Sinn Féin,
mar and clarity, and all letters wedged shut from the pressure of Golding’s The Lord of The Flies under Palisades High, both doors munity service system to ade- once said, “Who here really
are subject to laws governing the floor above and the walls into about three minutes and shift of every classroom should open quately instill a service-oriented believes we can win the war
obscenity, libel, privacy and have cracked. You may be stuck the setting to a flaming class- and close just fine. I do, however, mindset in students. But as I write, through the ballot box? But will
disruption of the school in your classroom for the night. room. believe that emergency exits St. Patrick’s Day is fast approach- anyone here object if, with a ballot
process, as are all contents of You are experiencing an Hopefully, in the event should be available to all stu- ing, and the situation in the six paper in this hand and an Armalite
the paper. earthquake. Sure, they’re normal of a fire, earthquake, or other nat- dents- short or tall, handicapped counties of Ireland currently not in [rifle] in the other, we take power
Opinions in letters are not enough at home, but at school, a ural disaster, both doors of every or otherwise. I understand the the Republic of their sisters to the in Ireland?” This strategy, of armed
necessarily those of the staff, girl screams, the teacher yells for classroom will open flawlessly. school buildings are not new, and south appears to be rapidly deterio- struggle coupled with political
nor should any opinion compliance, and everyone starts However, to have fire escapes that regulations are different now rating. This is a shame, especially struggle, was a change in mentality
expressed in a public forum be talking while ignoring safety pre- that impede escape and prove to than they were way back when, as those members of the Northern in and of itself. Republican parties
construed as the opinion or cautions. A fire has erupted in the be a fire hazard themselves is just but that does not excuse the fact Ireland assembly not of overtly have claimed a solid share of the
policy of the administration, chemistry rooms at the F build- counterproductive. that it might be easier to just bash unionist leanings no longer consti- political ground. They are a force
unless so attributed. ing, and is quickly spreading. All I first noticed the win- through a flaming door than to tute a majority, and therefore the to be reckoned with and the days of
dow fire escape in Ms. Cappelli’s climb up and through the fire opportunity for real change in labeling Sinn Féin “terrorists” and
I’m thinking about is why the fire
room when I bent down to pick escape. Ireland is finally upon us. The des- dismissing them out of hand are
exit is located at a window over
up a pencil I had dropped. There, picable actions of these terrorists over. The legacy of the IRA is
seven feet from the ground.
Teachers’ Corner
indisputable. The Armalite brought
Student Poll
do not serve to further the political
objectives of Irish Republicanism, the British to the table, and the bal-
lot paper is showing, gradually, that
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and only drive us further from the
Editor’s Note: Teachers’ Corner is a new Tideline feature, which will run opinions submitted by Palisades dream of a thirty-two county nation the people of Northern Ireland
P o l l t aken o n 3 / 2 5 / 0 9 faculty members about school issues. This first installment features a letter from Mr. Shuhgalter. across the whole of the island of want a new direction. The terrorists
2 3 2 s t udent s po l l ed Ireland. do not understand this. For every
was surprised to learn that Dexter O’Connell was no longer Commissioner of Communication. I was Since the Good Friday shot they fire, a shot is fired across
How often are your even more surprised to find out that he was removed from the position to which the student body had Agreement of 1998, there has been the bow of the ship of
classes interrupted
elected him in a democratic election. Despite the agreement between Dexter and the Counseling Office, a tenuous peace in the six counties. Republicanism. For every man
by talking students?
the school administration ruled that he no longer qualified. What was the pretext? Dexter did not get The Provisional Irish Republican they kill, countless hours of work
enrolled in the Leadership class in the spring semester. Then why did the students need to vote for him in Army militia disarmed, and some are turned back. Fortunately, most
the first place? Do their voices ever count in this democracy? of the loyalist militias on the other people in the North see this. Over
6% said Never The story with Dexter reminds me of the latest election in which the faculty and staff participated side of the conflict did the same. the last couple of days, marches
46% said Sometimes a few months ago. Then the administration decided to remove a member of the board who had been elect- Sinn Féin, formerly the political have seen a diverse swath of the
48% said Frequently
ed for two years, and make him run (after his first year) against the candidate chosen by the administration. arm of the IRA, became a legiti- population out marching in opposi-
Eventually, the Executive Director and the board had to put up with the status quo not because they violat- mate political entity, and is current- tion to the terrorism. Deputy First
ed the rights of the staff, but because they spun the rules of the game. ly the only party with representa- Minister Martin McGuinness, of
The story with Dexter is another illustration of the administration attitude to the stakeholders of tion in both the Dail of the Sinn Féin, said “I was a member of
this public corporation. First of all, why should an elected Commissioner be a student from a particular class Republic of Ireland and the the IRA, but that war is over now.
Do teachers enforce of 20 students chosen out of 2,700? Doesn’t it violate basic rights of other students who might run for Assembly of the North of Ireland. The people responsible for last
some form of disci-
office? Secondly, why is he removed without the consent of his constituents? Thirdly, had it ever occurred This peace is the opportunity that night's incident are clearly signal-
“
Cleanliness is Next to What?
that the school has in place would be
”
efficient in an emergency?
BY KENE IZUCHUKWU
A
Tideline Staff Writer
fter a hearty nutrition, we blacks, or African-Americans, go to
class and attempt to learn something new. As soon as we settle
down and greet our teacher, the Black Student Union asks for our
We have evacuation
attendance at a Village Nation assembly that just happens to be during
“
routes?
the same period as an advanced placement class. Many of us usually
skip these so-called “motivational” assemblies, but if we decide to take
a period off from our English or math classes, we find ourselves
strolling down the path of the quad into a rowdy Mercer Hall. I use the
”
word “rowdy” because at the last meeting it took about 15 to 20 min-
utes to actually silence the crowd, and even after that everyone could- Blake Jensen
n’t keep quiet for Bill Paden and Fluke Fluker to convey their mes- S ENIOR
sages effectively. The theme for this assembly was “Keepin’ it real,”
and as soon as we walked into the auditorium we knew what was going
on – yet another speech was going to be given about blacks not living I'll think they'll be
up to their potential, and this time we blamed the white man. okay. It's a pretty
Apparently we don’t succeed in the classroom because we are open campus. I don't think
“
afraid of being picked on for “acting white.” This epidemic seems to it will be that hard to get
have psychologically hindered our performances, and has resulted in out of here.
”
subpar test scores and unruly behavior. This may be a problem for
Colton Callahan
some, but for those of us who actually know that having good grades IZABELLE NEW Cartoonist
are not equivalent to being white, this assembly proved to be some- BY IGOR SHVARTSER JUNIOR
W
what of a shock. AP World History teacher Steven Burr went up to Tideline Staff Writer stantly overuse the paper towels
share his past experience with the “acting white” problem and he for drying their hands. What
shared that, predictably, his intellectual stability prevented him from alk into one of our bath- many do not understand is that
falling into this destructive state of mind during high school. While rooms before school one clean, dry sheet from the dis-
Mr. Burr was speaking, some listened as others, such as the tiny fresh- begins. Then have another visit penser is just large enough to dry I don't even know
where they are.
“
man sitting to my right, continued talking about and denouncing after the 7th period bell rings. both of one’s hands completely.
everything that Mr. Burr was trying to communicate. At first this act of You see quite a difference, right? Without this knowledge, some
defiance humored me, but then I had an epiphany that made this Whether it is the boys’ or the actually seize four, five, or even
”
assembly seem somewhat worthwhile. The small freshman had girls’ bathrooms, I cannot help six paper towels for drying. With
already been claimed by this horrid paradigm, and as I may have seen but overhear the similar rants of the poor-functioning air-dryers Marie LaZebnik
this message as futile, he actually needed it. This by no means excus- how messy and repulsive our in the bathrooms, students have JUNIOR
es us from performing poorly in school, but it does prove problematic bathrooms are. What is even no choice but to resort to walking
towards the way that we should think. Our society has associated “act- worse is that these rants speak out with soaked hands.
ing white” with countless mannerisms, attitudes, and scenarios; how- the truth. You cannot help but Hopefully it’s not terribly brisk
ever, we should never adhere to these stereotypes - especially when it feel the slimy, wet floors through outside; otherwise that is a recipe No. It takes too long.
comes to education. the soles of your shoes. The for unforgiving frostbite. I'd go to a friend's
house instead.
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Black leaders such as W.E.B Du Bois fought so that whites smell hits your nose and creeps Once those paper tow-
and blacks could one day have the opportunity to learn without racial up into your nostrils until you els do run out, unlucky latecom-
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prejudice. Although some prejudice still exists, one cannot say that we reach the point when you just ers are forced to absurdly utilize
don’t have a fair opportunity to pass or excel in school, unlike our rel- don’t think you can take any the toilet seat covers in order to
atives who lived under the Jim Crow laws. Therefore I applaud Village more of it. But when you’ve got- dry their hands. It’s time for Pali Andrew Hacker
F RESHMAN
Nation and frown upon those of our kind who refuse to hear the mes- ta’ go, you’ve gotta’ go. High to make the switch into the
sage due to ignorance. Yes, I still think that the assembly was a waste What we must realize is “Green Age” and adapt to the
of time due to the fact that the crowd was rowdy and that I missed my that we do this to ourselves. new, conserving methods of liv-
AP English class, but for the few of us who put our racial pride aside Whether you are the litter-free ing. That means using less to
and actually paid attention, the assembly also had the potential to activist, or the litter-bug con- gain more. Following this trend No! From
inspire a change of heart, and more importantly, a change in mentali- formist, we all abhor to the will ensure that wet hands will observation.
ty. You can disagree, but I’m just keepin’ it real. unwelcoming feel of the bath- no longer have to suffer from the
room and its signature piles of icy winds that the nearby shore
drenching paper towels on the has to bring.
wet floor. Yet we continue mak- Cleanliness is a valu-
Mr. King
ing it this way. Attempting to able skill we all must obtain. It
reenact a memorable three-point seems as though we might have
“
shot made by the Los Angeles forgotten what it is. A small TEACHER
Lakers’ Kobe Bryant, you miss change will inevitably spark a
”
scrunched paper towel hit the keeping Pali High clean. The
“
a family matter.
responsibility we students have of cleaning up after you forever.
of cleanliness. Apart from litter- Instead, adapt for the greater
ing in the bathrooms, many con- good.
”
S ENIOR
I
BY AHLYSHA GOPAUL action is given to those students who can not be mindful of those around you. If you
Tideline Staff Writer
get a hold on their mouths. It’s strenuous absolutely must say something to one of your
Yes, because some-
enough having to deal with my own personal friends and it cannot wait until nutrition,
“
t’s a horrible, almost incurable, disease. issues, so I certainly don’t want to hear about lunch or after school, remember there is no
It happens in at least one of your class- yours. There is a school therapist and if you shame in whispering. We all will appreciate times students need an
es, like clockwork. You sit in class try- have the urge to talk, she is a very nice lady you a little bit more. escape during class.
ing to figure out the math problem that is and is always willing
”
plastered on the dimly lit overhead projec- to discuss anything
David Arzumanov
tor and as you try to focus on finding the that may be troubling
solution, all you can hear is that one kid you. Please don’t tell
yelling across the room to his friend about us your sob stories S ENIOR
how he beat the last level of a video game during the middle of
Yeah, I think it's
last night. While the rest of the class has to instructional time. I’m
suffer through the worst story in the world
appropriate to
sure that there is some-
and the time allotted to solve the math rid- one who is content
dle is approaching an unproductive end, the with hearing your do. It's up to the stu-
“
whiney kid transitions to how he’s been antecedents on their dents.
eager to see his ex-girlfriend because he own free time.
misses her so much. The time set to do the You are probably a Eli Shavalian
”
problem is gone and all you can remember great person and have JUNIOR
is vivid detail of Final Fantasy and how a lot of insight on
some kid’s girlfriend broke up with him. things I have yet to
Now you’re unprepared for the lesson and ponder on. Maybe if
you realize why the guy’s girlfriend broke you didn’t talk so
Depends on
up with him: he talks too much. much I would have
It doesn’t just happen in one class - there
whether the class is
probably wanted to
“
are at least two or three classes where you know about you. But
want to turn around, look the kid square in since you have already pointless or not.
the eyes and tell him to shut up because taken away the mys-
”
nobody cares to hear about his issues. It’s tery, seeing as I
almost apparent that someone’s not giving already know every Shaina Ganjian
him enough attention at home. It may come miniscule detail about JUNIOR
as a shock to those pupils who flap their lips your life, I care to
all class period, but some students come to know nothing.
school to actually learn. All your side com- This is my last plea, No way. You're here
ments and failed humorous remarks are not a because the next time at school to get an
delight, but a hindrance to the learning envi- you open that voice education, not to text
ronment. It is an annoyance to those who box of yours during your friends. You can
seek to further their education, in addition to the middle of class, text them at nutrition.
gaining acceptance into a notable college. I’m going to turn
LaChapelle Swain
Don’t get me wrong, even I’ve been guilty around and tell you
of talking in class, but when it’s habitual, exactly how I feel. So
loud, and over exaggerated, there needs to be before we get to that F RESHMAN
measures taken to ensure proper disciplinary point of no return, just
KEVIN BARRIOS Cartoonist
Page 6 Tideline CALENDAR March 30 - April 17, 2009
Today, FML
my life to express that per- mean by that (try and ant situations that everyone
became my
son’s misfortune during that remember). A story which faces from time to time.
particular moment. can appear to you as unbear- Though it is an enter-
Submissions are then broken able just because it didn’t taining website overall,
life. FML
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Tideline Staff Writer The exhibition focuses on haven’t already noticed. It’s as if
various themes, most notably the people were observing a chair.
an Graham: Beyond is organ- change between the relationship Everyone knows that it is a chair.
ized by The Museum of of the individual and society as Say someone comes along to
Contemporary Art (MOCA) in shown through mass media and preach about the color of the
Los Angeles with the help from twentieth century architecture. chair. That person has taken
the Whitney Museum of Graham exploits the obvious. something so bland, with no
American Art, New York. What is defined as obvious, value and exploited the idea that it
Open to the public from Feb. Graham defines as art and repeti- is a green chair or an orange chair.
15 – May 25, 2009, the exhibi- tion. There is a difference between Regardless of the color, it is still
tion focuses on the American per- people who interpret cultures, a chair. Nonetheless, Graham’s
spective through the art of Dan have personal opinions and out- views of art, his works are still
Graham. The exhibit includes a spoken criticism for certain representations of obvious and
selection of photographs, films, events, and minimalists such as plain ideas. It is difficult to find
architectural models, indoor and Dan Graham, who have no origi- the art in the exhibition. All
outdoor pavilions, conceptual nal thoughts. The works that he viewers see is the artist present-
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BY ALEX TRAYLOR that the band is sitting six feet under.
projects for magazine pages, has presented in his exhibition ing his observation of repetitive
Tideline Staff Writer It seems as if U2 tries to redeem themselves
drawings and prints, as well as causes the past to come to mind things. Graham’s art is all based
while The Edge (David Howell Evans) replays every
ith the release of writings. From the rise of mini- and there is no effect that it could on a matter of opinion. This
guitar rift he’s ever written for the group. It’s true
their 12th studio malistic, conceptual art to the have on any person’s life. exhibit is filled with boring,
that The Edge does have a certain chimney sounding
album it appears that mixture of rock and roll and cul- It is simply valueless art. repetitive art that exploits the
style, which, over the years, he has become
there is clearly No Line ture, Graham has been a key fig- This could be said a million obvious.
renowned for. However, there is no mistaking the
on the Horizon for U2, ure in the contemporary art world times. There is nothing that
fact that the song “Stand Up Comedy” has the exact
or any other sense of same guitar rift as about a dozen other U2 hits.
direction, for that mat- Other songs include “I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go
Line on The Horizon
U2 ter. It’s been five years Crazy Tonight,” which includes poetic lines like,
Interscope since their last album, “Everyone needs to cry or needs to spit.” The album
How to Dismantle An continues to travel in a downward spiral, but lucki-
Atomic Bomb, and it ly there is one good song, “Breathe,” and it was truly
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appears that the band has decided to take a detour a breath of fresh air. This song is able to combine
from their path to immense success and musical the beloved U2 sounds with something new, excit-
genius. Sadly, they created an album reminiscent of ing and different. Though a good song, it did little to
their 1991 album Achtung Baby, better known as save the album from the cliff off which the band has
the album that almost took U2 off the map. thrown themselves.
U2 formed more than 30 years ago and in those The disappointments that this long-awaited
three decades they have created massive hits such as album contains are somewhat overwhelming. It’s
“With or Without You,” “Even Better than the Real baffling that a band that can create a song like
Thing” and “Desire and Vertigo.” Instead of giving “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” one of the most lyrically
their fans another classic single for their play lists, ingenious songs of our time, can then turn around
they gave us “Put on Your Boots.” The first song off and produce not only a song, but a complete album
their new album, which they performed at the 2009 devoid of content. The album could have been put
Grammys, is a catchy tune somewhat reminiscent of together by Animal, the Muppet. The discontinu-
Barney’s “I love you, you love me,” set to a bad ities and overall A.D.D. of the album leaves the lis-
repetitive wannabe indie beat. You’ll find yourself tener overwhelmed and unsatisfied. Unlike their pre-
humming it all day and contemplating suicide just vious records, Line on the Horizon doesn’t try to tell
to get out of the “sound,” that Bono keeps on a story or give a beautiful insight on some world
screaming about wanting to be let into. With this issue. Instead, this record was created just to make
single, it appears that U2 has begun to dig its grave, money off of their massive fan base, who they’ve
David Alan Grier partnered with Kim will once again take part in a team ance, contestants either danced the cha-
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BY ARIANNA FISHER
Tideline Staff Writer Johnson, gymnast Shawn Johnson dance, group dance and face off as well cha-cha or the waltz. Dancing the cha-
with Mark Ballas, rapper Lil’ Kim as perform the Argentine Tango and cha-cha and starting off the night, Lil'
ancing With the Stars kicked off a with Derek Hough, reality star Holly East Coast Swing; both of which have Kim added a hip hop flavor and sex
brand new search for a brand new Madison with Dmitry Chaplin, actor never been performed on the series. appeal, evoking chemistry with her
champion on March 9. The highly Giles Marini with Cheryl Burke, cow- And in an exciting new twist, the bot- partner, yet sometimes looking off-
anticipated two-hour season premiere boy Ty Murray with Chelsie tom two couples facing elimination beat. Her hip-hop flavor might be an
introduced us to 13 new stars including Hightower, reality star Steve-o with will "Dance Off" to determine who is advantage or a disadvantage, but she
the youngest competitor to face the Lacey Schwimmer, actress Denise dismissed in the first weeks of compe- evidently needed more refining.
competition, an NFL legend, a com- Richards with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, tition. As of March 5, Jewel was diag- Another woman to take the stage was
puter icon, a female rapper, three music Bachelor star Melissa Rycroft with nosed with a fractured tibia in both legs Belinda Carlisle, who had to master a
artists, and many more. Many new Tony Dovolani, football player while training and had to withdraw difficult spin in the waltz and unfortu-
additions and changes were made to Lawrence Taylor with Edyta from the competition, leaving Holly nately lacked fluidity. One of the first
this season as two contestants had to Silwinska, country singer Chuck Madison to replace her. Jewel still men to grace the stage was Lawrence
be replaced a week before. Hosted by Wicks with Julianne Hough, and MAC remains a part of Dancing with the Taylor who evoked a sense of natural-
Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris, mogul Steve Wozniak with Karina Stars as her husband and cowboy Ty ness while performing the cha-cha-cha,
the show consists of celebrities per- Smirnoff. Dancing with the Stars Murray continues to compete. Another yet needed to master his rhythm. On
forming choreographed dance routines, returns with new surprises and all the tragic incident occurred as of March 5, the other hand, Steve-O’s waltz,
which are then judged by renowned elements viewers have come to know when Nancy O'Dell was diagnosed although showing effort, was no more
ballroom judge Len Goodman and and love. Macy's Stars of Dance, with a torn meniscus while training, than a comedic act that seemed awk-
dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli which features some of the most and also had to withdraw from the com- ward and uncomfortable. The rest of the
and Carrie Ann Inaba. To add to the renowned dancers and choreographers of petition. Replacing her is none other contestants had similar feedback, as
competition, two newly engaged pro- our time will also be back on Dancing than Bachelor contestant Melissa. some had great chemistry with their
fessional dancers go head to head, and with the Stars the Results Show, along These two new contestants had only partners but truly needed greater control
the first real-life couple is partnered with its hugely popular Design a one week to practice, compared to the and mastery of their technique. There is
together. This season’s contestants Dance competition. Design a Dance is others’ four, and had to step up their great potential amongst the cast of
include: singer Belinda Carlisle part- sponsored by Macy's and made its game and prove that they deserved to be Season Eight, and the public will ulti-
nered with Jonathan Roberts, actor debut last season. In addition, couples there. During Monday night’s perform- mately control who continues.
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Track and Field Sprints Into Form
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up speed, the Track and Field 2:07 in the 800-meter run, with 6’8’’ Senior Outside Hitter
team begins its road to the Freshman Grant Stromberg ran a BY JUSTIN NAM and Tyler Honeycutt, who was able
Los Angeles City 5:07 for the mile run, and DENNIS P ESIKOV to cannon 25 kills and nullify the
Championships. Freshman Deborah Abber ran a Tideline S ports Editor and Writer Dolphins’ defense. “I would say
5:54 for the mile run, the first the biggest problem in the loss
he Track and Field team race of her career. to Sylmar was our defense and
has started out the sea- Most of the returning mem- Coming off of a championship passing. Sylmar is a great team
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son strong with an intact bers look to create another suc- season, the Palisades Dolphins but they really only have one
squad from last year, and had cessful season. Junior Hurdler are once again player and that’s [Senior Outside
an excellent showing at the Erika Martin is ranked second demonstrating success. Hitter] Tyler Honeycutt.
Millikan Distance Carnival, as overall in the Los Angeles City Secondly, our team played terri-
well as at their first home meet Section, Senior Michael bly that game with a 1.8 passing
on March 13 versus Taft and Fujimoto is ranked fourth overall he Boys Varsity average. We [committed] tons of
Carson. Head Coach Ron for the 800-meter run in the City, Volleyball program has careless mistakes. Sylmar played
Brumel sent only a few runners and Junior Carlos Bustamante is continuously proven to really well and we played terribly,
to the Millikan meet because ranked fifth in the City in the be successful over the past few and we were still able to stay
of the need for both experience mile. The team is made up of a seasons. Hard work, dedication with them. I think that there will
and talent level. “Most of the high amount of first-year run- and a strong work ethic high- be a very different outcome when
kids out here today are some of ners, but time trial runs on lighted their road to a CIF we play them again,” said
our best, and that’s what we GABE LEE/ PHOTOGRAPHER March 6 showed a vast amount Championship last season. As Hanley. Assistant Coach Collin
want to do, compete,” said Senior Michael Fujimoto gets ready to start the 800-meter race. of talent on the team. Last year, the 2009 season begins, the Williamson also attributed the
Brumel. The Distance Medley well in the 800-meter with a was forced to have more away five Varsity runners made it to Dolphins aspire to play off of collapse of the team in the final
Relay, which consists of a 2:06. On the Girls side, Junior meets last year because of the the Los Angeles City their championship momentum three games to a poorly working
mile, a three-fourths mile, an Michelle Colato ran a 6:12 for track construction, is looking Championship, and Junior and end with another winning offense. “Our offense is our
800-meter run, and a 400-meter the mile running for the forward to having home-field Carlos Bustamante went to the season. strength, and when it’s working
run, was run by seniors Varsity team. Senior Ava Sun advantage this season. Junior California State Meet, becoming The season spiked into as in the first game we’re unstop-
Rashaad Moore, Garrick (6:42.59) and Junior Jamillet Carlos Bustamante ran a thunder- the first male athlete in 17 years action on March 4, 2009 as the pable. Without good passing we
“S mokey” Bernard, and Maldonado (6:42.98) also ran. ing 4:39 for the mile. Junior hur- to represent Palisades. Junior Dolphins started with a non- can’t use that offense. Also, to
Michael Fujimoto, along with S ophomores Wendy Gomez, dler Erika Martin put up a Hurdler Erika Martin looks to league challenge against the nullify players like Bellinger
Junior Carlos Bustamante. The Amy Moulthrop and Karli tremendous early season time in become another track and field Carson Colts. The visiting we’ll have to have harder serving
team ran the relay in a blister- Feder also ran the mile, in the hurdles, completing the 110- star for the Dolphins, as she won Dolphins showed their domi- so they can’t get into their set
ing 11:11, with Junior Carlos 6:18, 6:25, and 6:36 respec- meter race in 14.43 seconds, the 110-Hurdles and 300-Hurdles nance in winning every set. “All plays,” said Williamson.
Bustamante running a 4:39 tively. “We all came out and ran ranking her first in California titles for the Western League and three sets were close. Carson led Losing is a concept
mile to cap off the first-place our races, now we look to get according to Dyestatcal.com dominated at City, getting fourth or was tied in the first half of all rarely experienced by the strong
finish. F reshman Grant better this next week,” said Senior Michael Fujimoto ran a place in the two events. The three sets until the score reached volleyball program, but it is a
Stromberg ran his first mile of Junior Carlos Bustamante. solid time in the 800-meter run future is bright for this team, about 15, then Pali either caught reality that takes strength to get
the season in a personal record On March 13, the Dolphins with a 2:04, along with Senior which is overflowing with tal- up or pulled ahead,” said Christy through. After a disappointing
of 5:07, and Sophomore Eric held their first home meet at the Rashaad Moore, who ran a 2:06. ent, but only time will tell if North, Carson Head Coach. loss to Sylmar, the Dolphins
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Izuchukwu demonstrated why he and the losses humbled us. I
goal. She then pro- were speedy, but we did it!” said think that the losses will not
ceeded to score Sophomore Defender Marlee was elected a captain as a junior,
firing off 15 kills on offense and only turn out to be more helpful
three more goals Galper. “Since it was a brand new than hurtful in terms of the rest
NAKOTA SIVAK-BENETT/ PHOTOGRAPHER
over the span of the team, it was easier to intercept getting a team-high 30 digs on
The Varsity Girls Lacrosse team rallies around their coach during halftime. defense. The Spartans rallied of the season, but also because
game. With their passes and get the ball.” The with the loss we will now be
espite the fact that this Birmingham’s sloppy play and Pali team continued their winning back, however and took the sec-
BY EMMA C ARTER ond set, as well as the third and forced to return to the fundamen-
was only the Dolphins’ the Dolphins’ early lead, the streak later in the week against tals. This will make us a better
Tideline Staff Writer fourth. The Spartans ended the
second league game, they Dolphins were able to relax for Manual Arts High School and team,” said Hanley. The
seemed to have a great feel for the most of the game. Pali tried to Oak Park High School, which are game with a dominating 25-13
The Varsity Girls Lacrosse team victory in the final set. Dolphins hope to prove success-
flow of the game and team on slow the game down and settle the higher-level teams. They hope to ful in returning to the intangibles
demolished the inexperienced Despite the high-octane
both offense and defense. attack. Many times, the Pali girls strengthen their shots-to-goals and have a good chance at suc-
Howard Enstedt will also Olympian Kent historic ceremony and has agreed
BY KENE IZUCHUKWU be honored for his suc- Steffes is looking for- to play. Stoklos played with
Tideline Junior Editor cessful career. In his 30 ward to the event, but Olympic gold medal recipients
years of coaching, is uncertain if he will Dave Saunders, Ricci Luyties
Enstedt won eight play due to a knee and Steve Salmons during his
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Pali plans to recognize and cele- championships for the injury. Regardless of high school career at Pali, and
brate its winning volleyball tra- Dolphins, and is credit- his status for the looks forward to reuniting with
dition by holding an alumni ed with starting the vol- game, the Alumni them again. “It is a fabulous
reunion and game in the gym. leyball program when it event has rekindled opportunity that we have been
began as a club. previous relation- given- not only to play for Pali,
However, Enstedt ships, and he com- but also to have the opportunity
ome of the top names in remains humble about mends those who have to bring old friends together,
Palisades Men’s volley- his roots. “I can’t take worked hard to make have this reunion and have it
ball history will have the all the credit, because if this event possible. benefit the game itself,” said
opportunity to suit up once you have the talent, “I’ve been able to get Stoklos. “It’s such a unique
again for the Dolphins on then you win,” said into contact with a thing that Palisades has that
Saturday, April 4, in the first Enstedt. Pali has always bunch of people who many gold medalists just in one
annual Alumni Game. It will bred talented players, have gone to Pali and sport. It’s going to be a great
be held in conjunction with a such as recent 2008 played at Pali,” said time and a great opportunity to
fundraiser for the Palisades High alumni Scott Vegas. Steffes. “I’ve gotten a rejoice in Palisades Volleyball.”
School Boys Volleyball Vegas, currently playing few calls and heard The doors to the Palisades
Program. During the event, Pali for UCLA, feels privi- from some people that Gym open to the public at 7:00
will honor its five Olympic leged to play with the I haven’t heard from p.m. Tickets will be $10 for
gold medal recipients, Ricci alumni. “It’s going to in a decade or so. This adults and $5 for kids 12 and
Luyties, Chris Marlowe, Steve be great playing with was such a great job under, and all proceeds earned
Salmons, Dave Saunders and these legendary players, for all the people who will go to support the Men’s
Kent Steffes, as well as Hall of who have totally differ- put this together; it’s Volleyball Program. There will
Fame inductee Randy Stoklos, ent styles,” said Vegas. going to be fun.” be a serving contest for prizes,
for their remarkable achieve- “It is an honor and a Volleyball Hall of raffles, and a silent auction.
ments. great fundraiser for the Famer Randy Stoklos Everyone in the community is
Former Palisades Coach present program.” will also attend this invited to attend.
CHUCK COHEN/ PHOTOGRAPHER
Senior Matt Hanley prepares to hit the ball.