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Volume XLIX, Issue 13

Board Takes
Action on
Tideline
PALISADES CHARTER HIGH SCHOOL MARCH 30 - APRIL 17, 2009 PACIFIC PALISADES, CA TIDELINENEWSPAPER.COM

VILLAGE NATION
AND BSU WORK
Service TOGETHER FOR
Program BLACK STUDENTS
The Board votes to create a By
Community Service WILL A NDERS ON
Appeals Committee to
Tideline Staff Writer
and
review service decisions. R ACHEL LEVITAN
Tideline Staff Writer

By During the first weeks of


JAMES BOURNE March, The Village Nation, along
Tideline Editor-in-Chief
and with the Black Student Union
S TEPHANIE TAFT (BSU), held two assemblies for
Tideline Staff Writer African-American students. On
March 3, students met for the sec-
In a unanimous vote, the ond Village Nation assembly,
Board of Directors mandated that with founders Fluke Fluker and
Principal Martin Griffin and Bill Padden speaking to students.
Director of Academic Planning The following week, BSU held a
and Guidance Services Ann panel discussion with Pali gradu-
Davenport create an Appeals ates and college representatives.
Committee for the community The assemblies focused on fulfill-
service program and to research ing academic potential, addressing
and report the legality of the cur- stereotypes, and discussing col-
rent program by April 21, 2009. lege.
The motion was put to vote by The Village Nation meeting
Darcy Stamler and seconded by was titled “Keeping It Real,” and
John Callas. picked up where the previous
The motion, which passed at meeting had ended. “Keeping It
the March 17 Board meeting, Real was an opportunity for these
said, “I move that Mr. Griffin and students to analyze the myths,
Mrs. Davenport finalize an stereotypes, and rumors about
Appeals Committee for the their academic abilities and short-
Community Service Program, comings,” said co-founder Fluke
research the legality of the Fluker. “[This meeting] provided
Community Service Program as a African-American students a safe
Pali High graduation requirement, place to discuss what it means to
and report those findings back to be accused of ‘acting white.” The
the Board no later than the next importance of African Americans’

‘Honk!’ Draws Many Oohs and Aahs


regular Board meeting of April improvement on standardized test
21.” scores was also discussed, with
All 11 Board members
GRAHAM MACGILLIVRAY/TIDELINE

AN EPIC S PECTACLE: Kimberly Cronin stretches and twists her body, just one of the many amazing scenes in the Pali High production. test taking tips and strategies
approved the motion. There were offered to help students reach their
no nay votes, no abstentions and full potential.
no one absent. The first Village Nation
The issue went to the Board assembly was held on Nov. 17
after students raised concerns By M ELINA C HARIS Music Director Josh Elson have Based on Hans Christian ly a bad thing. with the intent to “arm the stu-
about the fairness and legality of Tideline Campus Editor worked long hours preparing for Andersen’s tale of The Ugly Along with Kraus and Elson, dents with knowledge,” said Ms.
the current community service the show, along with the cast and Duckling, Honk! tells the story Senior Alex Caan, an active Christopher. One of the primary
program. A petition with over The annual spring musical
crew, since rehearsals began in of a swan named Ugly who is member of the Drama topics was the usage of the n-
250 student signatures and an Honk! debuted two weeks ago to
January. “From the time I first born into a family of ducks and Department, took on the position word, and the effect it has on the
opinion article in the last issue of a full house. The opening night,
perused a copy of the musical, I soon loses his way. On his subse- of Student Director for the pro- African-American community. “It
the Tideline reflected student frus- Friday March 20, drew the larger
was excited by its visual poten- quent journey in search of his duction. “I’d never done a musical informed everybody about a lot of
tration with the program. Senior crowd of the opening weekend but
tial, its humor, its music, and the mother Ida, he meets many color- before in my life, so that was things and brought us all togeth-
Dexter O’Connell and Junior both nights had substantial
heart of the story,” said Kraus. ful characters that guide him exciting,” said Caan. “Having a er,” said Senior Tajavae Quarker.
turnouts.

College Center Urges Seniors to Seek Scholarships


Ryan Steinberg both made public “We have worked hard to balance home and convince him that hand in what has been called “Some of it was hard to hear, but
Continued on Page 2 Director Lisa Kraus and Vocal
all of these elements.” being “different” is not necessari- Pali’s best musical was an experi- it was important.”
ence worth having.” The Village Nation was estab-
Though the cast and crew ini- lished almost five years ago by
tially expected the show to draw three teachers from Cleveland
in much younger audiences, many
Many different college. Those who would like to High. In response to falling tests
older students attended opening scores and increased dropout rates
scholarships are available apply for this scholarship must
weekend and were pleasantly sur- among African-Americans, Fluke
submit an application answering
for eligible seniors. three short answer questions, be a prised. “I loved the set, and the Fluker, Andre Chevalier and
member of the PTSA, have a min- cast was fantastic,” said Junior William Paden wanted to set up
By D ANIEL HARTONO imum of a 2.5 GPA and have ful- Katy Pool. “Even though the an assembly that could “establish
Tideline Editor-in-Chief filled the 40 hour community serv- story was aimed at younger kids, a level of trust and rapport with
ice requirement. I was able to enjoy the meaning the students, relate to their cultur-
As seniors await college
The PTSA scholarship application behind it.” al traditions, and convey expecta-
acceptances in the approaching
deadline is April 24. The musical was also many of tions of high academic achieve-
weeks, there are still several schol-
The American Legion the cast members’ first experience ment.” After the Village Nation
arship opportunities available for
those students who plan to attend a Scholarship is also a local award on stage. Senior Mountain was introduced, the school’s API
university upon graduating from that will give $2,000 to ten eligi- Glover, who had never previously score went up almost 65 points.
high school. ble seniors. Eligibility for this participated in a Pali production, Pali’s BSU has been working
scholarship requires applicants to said, “[Opening night] was good. alongside The Village Nation to
Recently, the College Center
be a citizen of the United States, I was very nervous, but with the help mirror these results in Pali’s
distributed a scholarship newsletter for those seniors who are still seek-
GRAHAM MACGILLIVRAY/TIDELINE
have a GPA of at least 3.0, be rec- help of my peers, I got right back African-American community.
through the Family Connections ing scholarship money and aid have good moral character and plan
ommended by two teachers and on track.” In the week following the sec-
account, listing many available both at the local and national level. to attend a two or four-year college
have a verifiable blood relative that Though Honk! is a relatively ond assembly, the Black Student
scholarship opportunities for sen- In honor of former Palisades or university. Interested students
is either alive or dead that was or is unknown musical, Kraus and Union organized a meeting featur-
ior students with deadlines in the student Dillon Henry, a memorial are also required to write one of two
currently serving in the United Elson believe that its message ing a panel primarily consisting
next few weeks and months. scholarship is available in his essays and submit a letter of rec- States military. Those who are and story deserve to be told. “The of Pali graduates who described
Additionally, eligible African name for seniors who are graduat- ommendation by April 13. interested are also required to write orchestra, cast, and crew have their accomplishments after high
American students were informed ing from Pali and have attended the Another local opportunity for an essay describing their blood rel- come together to make something
of other opportunities such as the school for at least two years. Four seniors is the PTSA scholarship school and gave tips on taking
ative and their intentions for going profound,” said Kraus. “Don’t
Latimer scholarship. Many more of these scholarships of $2,500 that will award $500 to those plan- advantage of the opportunities the
to college and pursuing
options, however, are also present ning to attend a two or four year miss it.” Continued on Page 2
will be awarded to students who Continued on Page 2
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U P C O M I N G E V E N T S

Apri l 4
1st Annual Mens Volleyball Alumni Game
6:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. in the Large Gym
Apri l 6-10
Spring Break
Apri l 17-19
Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival
Apri l 21
No 7th Period
Apri l 23
Showcase Night
Apri l 24

College Center Urges


Minimum Day

Seniors Toward Scholarships


Continued from Page 1 been sent to eligible students.
their intended major and The program will award $1,500
must postmark their applications to those who complete the 150-
by April 24. hour community service require-
Additionally, the Masonic ment set by the organization and
Scholarship will be awarded to p r o g r a m .

Spaghetti Night, Done Right


five students and give up to Those who are interested have
$2,000. Eligible seniors will until April 30 to participate.
receive an application in the mail Seniors who are looking for OH, BOYS : (From left) Tucker Best, Alex Caan, Daniel Rasch, Sean Pinto, Arya Davachi, and Ryan Steinberg put on a show like no other.
LAUREN HANSEN/PALI HIGH

and must have a 3.0 GPA. Three additional aid are also encouraged to
students who have family mem- visit sites such as
bers in the Masons will be www.fastweb.com and search for
awarded along with two others more opportunities. The College
who will be selected based on Center also plans to distribute The cast and crew of the spring musical Honk! put on a show to raise funds for the production. BY KATY POOL
need. This scholarship is also another newsletter before spring
due on April 24. break begins, providing informa- The cast of the school’s were set up, each decorated with a kicked off with the song “Big from musicals such as Wicked, A
For those seniors who need tion on more scholarships. spring musical opened the doors specific theme such as “the 50’s” Spender,” sung and performed by Chorus Line and Title of Show,
aid based on need and have been Students interested in the afore- of Mercer Hall to friends and or “rainbow colors.” Everyone all the female cast members in to original compositions by cast
involved in community service mentioned scholarships are encour- family, on Friday, March 6, in was free to sit at the table they the show. Following that was a members, like Junior Julian
programs, the Allan Katz aged to go to the College Center order to promote the show and chose and mingle with other par- rendition of Chicago’s Schwartzman’s “Facebook
Scholarship plans to give $500 and pick up applications. garner support. ents, the cast members and class- “Cellblock Tango,” performed by Song.” In addition, several peo-
to three eligible students. An About scholarship opportuni- “Spaghetti Night,” as it has mates of the cast members who cast members Junior Tucker ple performed skits, such as
application must be filled out by ties, College Counselor Ms. come to be known, is a fundrais- showed up to support the Drama Best, Senior Alex Caan, Junior “Save Broadway” from Saturday
April 1, and students are required Kunkel said, “Most of the money er night hosted by Drama stu- Department. They then served Daniel Rasch, Junior Sean Pinto, Night Live and a lip-synch rendi-
to attend a scholarship luncheon that you will get for college will dents three times a year. They free spaghetti, which Pinocchio’s Senior Arya Davachi, Junior tion of “How We Go Out.”
on May 17. come from the college that you hold one fundraiser night for Italian Restaurant supplied at a Ryan Steinberg and Senior The goal of Spaghetti Night
At a more regional level is attend, but there are plenty of small every show throughout the year. low price, along with soda and Mountain Glover, who also co- is to raise money for the produc-
the West Hollywood Youth and local scholarships that are out The event started off with an various kinds of treats, such as hosted the event. A variety of tion of the show, as well as give
Scholarship for residents of West there for students who are looking eight dollar suggested donation at goldfish and brownies. Soon, the songs sung by one or more peo- the future audience a taste of the
Hollywood. Information regard- for them.” the door. Guests then proceeded entertainment began. ple followed, from pop songs by talent involved in Honk! “As
ing this opportunity has already into Mercer Hall, where tables Honk!’s Spaghetti Night Adele and Jason Mraz, to songs silly as they are, the skits are a

Boards Votes on Community


good representation of the talent
we have in the cast,” said

Service Reform for School


Thespian President Senior Lizzy
Rich, who helped host the night.
“It’s fun to see what people do
when they’re up on stage, just
being themselves.” The fundrais-
er raised almost $1,000, which is
being used to cover the cost of
sets, costumes, props and public-
ity for the show. “It was one of
the best turn-outs for a fundraiser
night I’ve ever seen,” Rich said.
“A lot of people came and we
were able to raise a lot of
money.”

Service Program in the past, said


that review of the program is
“necessary,” but stressed that he
doesn’t intend to get rid of the
program and supports the concept
of community service.
The Board decision was the
latest development in the ongoing

Village Nation and BSU Work Together


GRAHAM MACGILLIVRAY/TIDELINE community service discussion.
Dissatisfaction with the system
was initially brought to the
Board’s attention by Klima and
then-Student Representative
Continued on Page 2 may need it. key point in the discussion. Pierre James Bourne in 2008, and was
school offers its students. The speakers emphasized the had to transfer from NYU to LMU revived by last month’s 250-sig-
Dominic Quiller, class of 2003, importance of responsibility and due to financial troubles. With nature petition, which aimed to
went to Loyola Marymount self-motivation. Quiller advised financial difficulties facing many spark development and reform the
University (LMU) and is currently the audience, saying that his deter- students in their college plans, he current Community Service
attending UCLA Law School. mination led him to his success advised the assembly from his Program.
Keyvon Pierre, class of 2001, and, “when people tell me I’m not own experience. Pierre said, “I am The petition gained rapid
went from Pali to New York going to be able to do something, now $60,000 in debt. Even with momentum and received over 250
University (NYU). After finishing I’m going to go ahead and try hard- all of that, I have a diploma, col- signatures in one 40 minute
his first semester at NYU, Pierre er.” Lewis also suggested such lege education, a nice resume GRAHAM MACGILLIVRAY/TIDELINE lunch period.
transferred to LMU, where he grad- responsibility when she said, “I because of it, and I wouldn’t trade Community Service Program Coordinator Gretchen Miller. “The petition did not need
uated in 2006. Crystal Adams was want to urge you guys to stand up any of that for anything in the Continued from Page 1 within a week.” much advertisement to get off the
the president of BSU when she and learn the information that’s world. Go to college keep your comment appeals to the Board. Teacher Representative Dave ground because the issue has been
graduated Pali in 2006. She is in pertinent to you.” Adams spoke money in order.” Pierre also Steinberg called for reform and Suarez moved to suspend the in the back of students’ minds for
her last year at CSU Dominguez from her own experience of the reminded students to fill out loan change in the program to ensure Community Service Program for years now,” Junior Wyn Delano
Hills, and hopes to be at significance of perseverance and applications, make payments on fairness and standardization, stat- the Senior Class of 2009 and to said. “All it took was a single
Pepperdine next year. said, “Don’t think that if you’re in time, and get as much financial aid ing that the goal is to change, not review the legality and possibly announcement on the P.A system
Three of the panelists work twelfth grade you can’t do it. You as possible. merely remove the Community discriminatory practices of the to energize the students.”
with programs aimed for college- can go to a community college for Another topic of discussion Service Program. “I do not wish program. The motion was second- “Students are being denied
bound students. Johnel Barron, two years and transfer. It is not was the importance of involve- to get rid of community service or ed by Steve Klima, but failed in a community service hours for vol-
the LA Southwest College too late. I am a living testimony ment in the community. Lewis Gretchen Miller. I love communi- 3-8 vote. Suarez, Klima and unteer work that has actually
Recruitment Coordinator, encour- of that.” recalled that although she was not ty service,” said Steinberg to the Stamler voted for the motion, but helped the community, and I
aged students to overcome whatev- Adams also warned students of an academic overachiever in high Board. Gretchen Miller was not were outvoted by Callas, Francis, think that members of the Board
er obstacles they might have to the necessity of a college educa- school, she participated in soft- present at the meeting for com- Held, Riley, Rodman, Johnson, see that a committee will be a
finish out their education. Brittany tion. She joked that, “In a minute, ball, cheerleading, soccer and vol- ment. Fisher, and Paleno. good way to define what commu-
Lewis attended CSU Northridge, Burger King and McDonalds are leyball. Adams also deemed herself With prom in early May and “The program is arbitrary, nity service is. I strongly believe
and now works for UCLA Early going to be requiring bachelor as “not a 4.0 student,” but got graduation soon following, the unfair, and possibly illegal,” that all the support we are get-
Academic Outreach. Jonli Tunstall degrees. But really, whoever feels involved as BSU President in community service for participa- Saurez told the Board. “We could ting, mainly from the student
graduated from Pali in 2001, and they don’t need college, you will 2005-2006. Tunstall encouraged tion requirement is a point of con- be at risk of serious litigation or body as a whole, will help to
went to UCLA, where she now need it. It is so hard to get a job students to get active with their tention in the community service a class action lawsuit.” push these new service ideas for-
works for the educational program without a degree.” Barrons also passions and their community. debate. In discussion, Executive Other Board members also ward,” said Matthew Pakizegee,
VIP Scholars, a program designed stressed the importance of educa- She said, “Get involved with Director Amy Held acknowledged voiced concerns with the pro- author of the petition. “The cur-
to “increase the number of under- tion when he said, “It makes no something. That was my experi- the immediacy of the situation. gram. “I have problems with the rent Community Service
represented students, students of sense if you can lean with it and ence here. I did what I had to do in “What would make sense to me is arbitrary nature of the assignment Program is in need of a great deal
color, at UCLA and at universities rock with it, but you can’t read the classroom, but I also got that the administration have a of hours,” said James Paleno. of reform and this petition will
in general.” All three offered their with it and write with it.” involved in BSU and Gospel clear policy, and that we get this Steve Klima, who has raised con- make a difference and truly help
support and help to anyone who Financial challenges were a Choir.” appeals committee set up – like, cerns with the Community students.”
March 30 - April 17, 2009 Tideline CAMPUS LIFE Page 3

Destination
EUROPE:
Summer
Experience
Abroad

BY PAULINA FIROZI

E Summer Provides a Window of Opportunities


Tideline Staff Writer

very summer, teacher Tylene


DeVine takes a group of stu-
dents across Europe to take advan-

GET A JOB RELAX!


tage of the foreign environment and
to instill valuable knowledge that
cannot be taught inside the class- BY MELINA CHARIS
room. For the past five years, she has Tideline Campus Editor While it’s important to have a productive summer, it’s
been planning this trip, mainly for Many students find it difficult to juggle schoolwork,
Most students have extracurricular activ- also important to remember to have fun. 10 months of
seniors, as part of a last learning sports, extracurriculars as well as a job during the
experience before they move on to ities and volunteer work lined up during the school can be draining, and summer is the time to recu-
school year. Because of the much lighter load of
the college world. school year, but many more opportunities are also work and increased free time, the summer can be the perate as well as relax. “Make sure to balance the sum-
DeVine will be taking 17 sen- available during summer vacation. Though col- perfect time to get a job and start saving extra money. mer well,” said Santana. “Do something fun, but have
iors and three sophomores to differ- leges look highly upon a productive and enriching “Colleges like to see work experience, and some stu- something constructive to do. Rest and recuperate from
ent European cities including Paris, summer, many activities offer rewarding experi- dents have to work. Be a good employee,” said school!” However, remember that summer is an impor-
Nice, Venice, Vienna, Prague, Berlin ences that are otherwise unavailable during the College Counselor Helene Kunkel. Getting a job tant component in remaining competitive to colleges.
and finally Amsterdam. “The seniors shows responsibility, determination, and maturity “Colleges look at what you’re doing during the sum-
school year. With almost three months of limited
that I have taken with me in past and is a valuable option during the summer months. mer,” said Kunkel. “Just don’t spend 10 weeks staring at
trips have told me that their college
schoolwork and plenty of time to rest and relax,
summer can be the perfect time to get involved. the ceiling.”.”
experience is much more fulfilling,
as [the trips] bring meaning to their Here are a few ways to do so:
‘American’ education,” said

SIGN UP FOR A SUMMER FOCUS ON INTERESTS


DeVine.

VOLUNTEER
Over the course of 14 days,

PROGRAM OR INTERNSHIP
from June 21 to July 4, these select-
ed students will travel to seven The summer is very possibly the best time to focus,
major cities of six European coun- Volunteer opportunities do not end with the last bell
more intensely, on interests outside of school and to
tries, spending about two days at of the second semester. There are plenty of charities
Though colleges and universities look highly upon any kind of develop hobbies. For many students, this option can
each location. To achieve the full and organizations that operate during the summer,
summer program, academic summer programs can enhance be extremely exciting and beneficial. “I'm attending
European experience and escape the and volunteering can fill in hours that would nor-
performance and offer invaluable experiences. Many colleges the Pre-College Musical Theatre Training Program
“norm” of polluted and crowded city mally be spent watching TV or sitting around.
such as Stanford, UC Berkeley and Brown offer residential at CAP21 for five weeks this summer,” said Junior
streets, they will be taking motor- Summer is a great time to catch up on community
summer programs that give participants the feel of living on a Mia Canter. “Not only is it fun to do something you
boats, trains, bikes and gondola rides service hours if you’re behind, and it’s also easier to
college campus. Because these programs can get expensive, love during the summer, it's educational. Colleges
to travel the countryside. greatly increase your current amount of hours. “The
there are many low-cost and free summer programs and intern- like it. It's extra practice for the real world. How
These high school graduates ‘underserved’ don't have breaks. Need continues,”
ships that offer all of the same benefits. “[Programs] that stu- could that be a bad thing?” Though focusing on
and sophomores will see famous said Director of Community Service Gretchen
dents have liked include the Academy of Business Leadership interests is a good way to spend your summer, make
sights such as the Monet Gardens, Miller. ”On the Community Service Information
Summer Business Institute (ABL), Inner City Filmmakers at sure it’s something you actually enjoy. “If you have
Versailles, Schonbrunn Palace, Anne Table in the main building hallway is a list of
USC Film School, and the City of Los Angeles Public Works an independent interest, do a project of your own,”
Frank’s home, castles and cathedrals said Kunkel. “[But] don’t do things just because ‘Summer '09 Suggestions.’”

Choir to Host Fundraiser; Go on Tour


Internship Program,” said Career Advisor Simon Santana.
in the Czech Republic and the Berlin they look good on a college application.”
“Different descriptions are available in the Career Center.”
Wall. “At first the students sign up to
go to the stereotypical ‘Europe’ that
teens hope to experience,” said a means to raise funds for our upcoming choir tour to
DeVine, “but I hope that once they the San Fransisco Bay Area in May.” This year’s
choir class will be the first to receive uniforms in the
see the cathedrals and all the cool
BY DANIEL NIKNAM
three-year history of Choir. Males will sing in suites,
sights that they just feel that they’ve
really seen the world.” Students Tideline News Editor
while the ladies will dress in concert gowns.
Choir hosts Coffee House Concert Night in
seem to agree that the foreign atmos-
phere adds greatly to the experience. will perform many pieces from artists such as U2, Senior Shane Liliedahl, a choir member since the
“It is the best and safest way to Mercer Hall on March 31 at 7 p.m. in order Ella Fitzgerald, Adele, and Jon McLaughlin, as well class first began in 2006 and Choir Co-President,
explore Europe,” said Senior Leah to raise money for a tour the team will be as music from The Lion King, Man of La Mancha, said, “We’re hoping for a lot of support from friends,
Cohenzadeh.
performing in the San Francisco Bay Area in and Spring Awakening. family, and the student body for when we go on tour.”

T
The class has already raised enough money for The suggested donation for the concert is $5 to
May 2009.
Some of the students first
heard of the trip from their teacher bus transportation, but hopes to raise more for hotels. $10 and snacks and coffee will be on sale during the
Ms. DeVine, the teacher-coordinator Visual and Performing Arts teacher and instructor of concert. Furthermore, there will be a free performance
here will be a range of style including musical

Final Red Shirt


the choir class Mr. Elson said, “This concert is not on April 1 during 7th period that all students are
of the trips. “I had Ms. DeVine, who
theatre, contemporary pop hits, jazz standards,
only to showcase our many talented singers, but also invited to attend.
was probably my favorite teacher in
ninth grade, and she talked about and world music. The choir, soloists and small groups

Opportunities for
these trips,” said Senior Nick
Morshed. Now, three years since his Upcoming
Red Shirt Events

this Semester
freshman year, he and many others
will finally be given this rare oppor-
tunity. “There are benefits to reading Pali Track Meet
and learning, but actually getting on Topanga Stream Cleaning
the bike and riding it is the best way Pali Village Green
Gardening
to experience life,” said DeVine. She
Pali Hunger Walk
had initially hoped to bring much
Pali Track Meet
more experience and creativity to
Gretchen Miller addresses ties are already set, but students
Pali Track Meet
these otherwise common trips. “I
the final Red Shirt
Warner Avenue
believe traveling is a much better may visit Community Service (E Waste Program)
Director Gretchen Miller in order
way to become educated than in the community service to get another project approved.
Pali Showcase

activities for this


classroom,” she said. Pali Track Meet
Some popular activities are those Auction Fundraiser at Pali
semester.
Originally, the Palibury Tales
Travel Club was established by a pertaining to promoting environ- Elementary

group of students who hoped to mental health and interacting with and 4/26 Canyon

BY TATIANA C OLE the needy. "I would say students

A
Elementary Fiesta
combine creative writing and travel-
ing. The idea was to imitate Tideline Staff Writer enjoy the environmental projects simultaneously helping those
Geoffrey Chaucer’s famous and the most. There is also a lot of who cannot help themselves is
witty Canterbury Tales. Students in s the end of the school year interest in the Little Sister one of many ways to achieve
the club would create a novel of draws near, students are anx- (Feeder) schools’ fundraising," service requirements.
short stories based on real life expe- ious to complete their final com- said Miller. Although the completion of
riences while visiting Europe, and munity service hours for this Community service opportu- community service hours remains
later the books would be sold to semester. During the holidays, nities range from donating jeans vital to each student, it is espe-
finance further trips. “When travel- there were various opportunities to the homeless, toys to the less cially pertinent to seniors. "This
ing, we are so busy and tired that it to volunteer for food drives, toy fortunate or time to raise money time of year, the majority of the
is hard to write,” said DeVine, so drives and other events for the for a cause. "Students enjoy students attempting to clear their
unfortunately, the plan has never needy. However, students still walks and runs with thousands of service hour requirements are sen-
been further developed. “It is more have chances to make up for a other students and the City Year iors," said Ms. Miller. "There are
powerful to teach, as you are experi- lapse in volunteering hours dur- Organization is a great example of approximately 350 seniors that
encing the lesson plan first-hand,” ing the first semester. Students that," said Ms. Miller. "City Year have not completed their service
she said. “It is such a more meaning- may complete additional hours unites young people of all back- hours." Monday, May 4 marks
ful experience being with kids, towards their service requirements grounds for service projects the final date for seniors to turn in
[rather] than having them behind a by signing up for Red Shirt activ- throughout LA giving them the completed hours, with a mini-
desk, when I feel they are guarded ities. skills and opportunities to change mum total of 40 required gradua-
from their personalities.” Many Red Shirt activi- the world.” Exercising while tion. EDWIN POULDAR/TIDELINE
Page 4 Tideline OPINION March 30 - April 17, 2009

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today


-Abraham Lincoln

E D I T O R I A L Letters to the Editor

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Check It Twice
Dear Tideline,

The Fall of A Comrade


etectives, while usually reserved for adulter- Frequent checks are a strong alternative to nit pick- Everyday, tired and unmotivated students walk through the doors
ous spouses and the investigation of double ing individuals. The UC system should designate a of their classrooms, filing into their desks like thousands of cattle
The Tideline agents or gruesome murderers, now have an
entirely new market requesting their presence. It
certain percentage, much larger than one and a half
percent, and require those people to show evidence.
unhappily preparing for another day of mundane banality. But then, a
rescuer, an angel within incredibly annoying voice fills their ears and
Publishing Manager: takes no stretch of the imagination to think of the This attempt would widen the search and instill a
Diva Joshi their hearts. Immediately the school is abuzz and the students and teach-
Editors in Chief: UC system as a rather large business, and like any heightened sense of fear of getting caught as a thief ers come to life. Whether your teacher begins to shout to quiet the
James Bourne, Daniel respectable business it takes certain measures to ver- and a liar. Not only would most of the investigations
class, complains about the length of the announcement, or asks, “Is
Hartono, Elana Joffe, ify the authenticity of applications. To battle the rel- be quick and simple, but more honorable students
Dexter O’Connell that kid stoned?” The morning announcements won’t be the same with-
atively moderate amount of fibbing about extracurric- would be accepted as a result.
Junior Editors: ular activities by students, the UC system has hired Instead of lying about tutoring underprivi- out Dexter O’Connell.
Jackie Rosen, Kene Sure the announcements were rather annoying, but they served
Izuchukwu fact checkers. Though the amount of students caught leged children in an attempt to impress the admis-
Layout Editors: lying seems small (less than one percent), it looms sions officers, be proud about placing a part time job their purpose by getting the attention of the students and providing all
Henry Conklin, Rex larger when one imagines one percent of 98,000 on your list. Standing at McDonalds flipping burg- of with the information we need. Therefore, a question “why?” arises.
Kirshner applicants. Whether it comes down to boosting your ers may not have seemed productive at the time, but Why was our commissioner of communications, whom we elected,
News Editors: importance on the soccer field, or expanding your an officer may look at it as a means to an end, which removed from his position? While it may be the argument of the
Fiona Hannigan, Daniel
Niknam role in a school drama production, forging an extra is essentially what college is. Other extracurriculars administration that Dexter didn’t fulfill all of his duties, we all know
Sports Editors: curricular activity is an incredible act of disrespect to be proud of are any prestigious camps you may that it just isn’t true. Never before had I seen a student take his posi-
Justin Nam, Alison White towards the students who dedicated the time to actu- have attended over the summer, or travel experiences tion so seriously, so committed to doing everyone of his assignments
Opinion Editors: ally accomplish the actions to which they claim. in which you learned something valuable about the to the best of his ability. When there is a conflict between a student
Alex Caan, Jackie Rosen world. Anything that separates you from the crowd
Entertainment Let’s look at the current odds of discover- and an administrator, what gives the administrator the right to strip the
Editors: ing student lying about his or her extracurricular and catches the attention of a decisive person admir-
student of his power? This truly shows the administration’s view of the
Caroline Coster, Arya activities. Only 1000 or so applicants are checked ing the fruits of your labor is worth noting.
students and how their own agenda comes before the views of the stu-
Davachi, Katy Pool annually, and of those 1000 a mere ten to fifteen were When one isn’t proud of what they have achieved in
Campus Life Editors: found to have been economical with the truth. So out these four final years of childhood, they cannot be dent body.
Melina Charis, Rachel of the 98,000 applications, the odds of yours being optimistic about what they will achieve in the tur-
Levitan -Kevin Simms, Sophomore
Photography Editor: checked is miniscule and even if it is chosen random- moil of the real world. If a person is unprepared and
Mary Hobbs ly, the chance that a simple ticket stub or article clip- unwilling to be truthful to those with more power
IT Manager: ping will not clear it up is only one and a half per- then them, how can they function in the hierarchy of
Graham MacGillivray cent. How can one be scared out of lying when the a worker/boss relationship? They can’t, and because
D E X T E R ’ S
Business Manager: odds continue to fall in their favor? In the end more most businesses function that way it is just another
Edwin Amirianfar, Milana
Kalimullova, Rex Kirshner students must be checked to broaden the search for useless carcass left to marinate in its own educated L A B
Faculty Advisor: liars. thoughts instead of contributing to society. When less afraid of crossing into a neigh-
Ms. Cappelli Do these minimally reassuring statistics call for a extracurriculars are faked, educations are stolen. Now borhood waving a different flag,
more efficient system? Without a doubt they do. isn’t that dangerous? was a perfect opportunity to show
TIDELINE POLICY

Where’s Waldo: Fire Escape Edition


that Ireland is the right place for the
S TATEMENT six counties to make their perma-
nent home. With Sinn Féin and
Published twenty times a year, For a person of my on the wall underneath my desk, other non-Unionist parties making
the student newspaper of BY ALEX HELMINTOLLER
stature, this situation poses some- was a sign (hidden from view) gains, and polls showing an ever

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Palisades High School (the Tideline Staff Writer
what of a threat. Students shorter that read: “Emergency Exit.” decreasing majority in favor of
Tideline) is a public forum, ou’re sitting through a lec- than myself might not even make Two arrows on both sides of the remaining in Britain, combined
with its student editorial board ture, awaiting the arrival of it out of the exit with a chair as a phrase pointed upwards. I fol- with the current economic crisis,
making all decisions lunch: the minute hand creeps boost. I do not mention tall stu- lowed these arrows up the wall and its effect on the economy of
concerning its contents. across the clock. Suddenly, the dents helping out all the others and noticed for the first time that Northern Ireland, which is heavily
Unsigned editorials express the lights go off. The teacher is as before exiting themselves whoever engineered the class- dependent on the government, a
views of the surprised as you are but attempts because that’s not realistic given rooms at Palisades Charter High reintegration into the Republic of
majority of the editorial to keep the class under control. the situation- especially in the School honestly expected a class- Ireland looks more and more prom-
board. You’ll most likely have to remain various rooms that have now room of forty students to exit Dexter’s Lab is a column featur- ising for the North every day.
Letters to the editor are wel- at school- the power will proba- caught fire in our figurative situa- through a tiny window at an ing the world according to the The terrorists who killed
comed and will be published thoughts and ideas of Tideline the soldiers and the policeman do

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bly be back on within the next tion. High school students in a impossible height in case of a dis-
as space allows. Letters must hour. However, just as the teacher room on fire will be afraid. High aster. Editor-in-Chief Dexter not understand today’s realities.
be signed, although the staff resumes the lesson, you hear a school students in a room on fire Unless the Earthquake is O’Connell. This action was considered a legit-
may withhold the name on rumbling as the room vibrates, its with no exit but one small win- somewhere around 8.0 on the imate rebellion only twelve years
request. The paper reserves the contents shaking and shifting dow seven feet overhead will turn Richter scale or a new fault line sat down to write this column ago but this is no longer so. Danny
right to edit letters for gram- about. Both doors have become into savages. Compress William miraculously forms directly about the failure of Pali’s com- Morrison, a leader of Sinn Féin,
mar and clarity, and all letters wedged shut from the pressure of Golding’s The Lord of The Flies under Palisades High, both doors munity service system to ade- once said, “Who here really
are subject to laws governing the floor above and the walls into about three minutes and shift of every classroom should open quately instill a service-oriented believes we can win the war
obscenity, libel, privacy and have cracked. You may be stuck the setting to a flaming class- and close just fine. I do, however, mindset in students. But as I write, through the ballot box? But will
disruption of the school in your classroom for the night. room. believe that emergency exits St. Patrick’s Day is fast approach- anyone here object if, with a ballot
process, as are all contents of You are experiencing an Hopefully, in the event should be available to all stu- ing, and the situation in the six paper in this hand and an Armalite
the paper. earthquake. Sure, they’re normal of a fire, earthquake, or other nat- dents- short or tall, handicapped counties of Ireland currently not in [rifle] in the other, we take power
Opinions in letters are not enough at home, but at school, a ural disaster, both doors of every or otherwise. I understand the the Republic of their sisters to the in Ireland?” This strategy, of armed
necessarily those of the staff, girl screams, the teacher yells for classroom will open flawlessly. school buildings are not new, and south appears to be rapidly deterio- struggle coupled with political
nor should any opinion compliance, and everyone starts However, to have fire escapes that regulations are different now rating. This is a shame, especially struggle, was a change in mentality
expressed in a public forum be talking while ignoring safety pre- that impede escape and prove to than they were way back when, as those members of the Northern in and of itself. Republican parties
construed as the opinion or cautions. A fire has erupted in the be a fire hazard themselves is just but that does not excuse the fact Ireland assembly not of overtly have claimed a solid share of the
policy of the administration, chemistry rooms at the F build- counterproductive. that it might be easier to just bash unionist leanings no longer consti- political ground. They are a force
unless so attributed. ing, and is quickly spreading. All I first noticed the win- through a flaming door than to tute a majority, and therefore the to be reckoned with and the days of
dow fire escape in Ms. Cappelli’s climb up and through the fire opportunity for real change in labeling Sinn Féin “terrorists” and
I’m thinking about is why the fire
room when I bent down to pick escape. Ireland is finally upon us. The des- dismissing them out of hand are
exit is located at a window over
up a pencil I had dropped. There, picable actions of these terrorists over. The legacy of the IRA is
seven feet from the ground.

Teachers’ Corner
indisputable. The Armalite brought
Student Poll
do not serve to further the political
objectives of Irish Republicanism, the British to the table, and the bal-
lot paper is showing, gradually, that

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and only drive us further from the
Editor’s Note: Teachers’ Corner is a new Tideline feature, which will run opinions submitted by Palisades dream of a thirty-two county nation the people of Northern Ireland
P o l l t aken o n 3 / 2 5 / 0 9 faculty members about school issues. This first installment features a letter from Mr. Shuhgalter. across the whole of the island of want a new direction. The terrorists
2 3 2 s t udent s po l l ed Ireland. do not understand this. For every
was surprised to learn that Dexter O’Connell was no longer Commissioner of Communication. I was Since the Good Friday shot they fire, a shot is fired across
How often are your even more surprised to find out that he was removed from the position to which the student body had Agreement of 1998, there has been the bow of the ship of
classes interrupted
elected him in a democratic election. Despite the agreement between Dexter and the Counseling Office, a tenuous peace in the six counties. Republicanism. For every man

by talking students?
the school administration ruled that he no longer qualified. What was the pretext? Dexter did not get The Provisional Irish Republican they kill, countless hours of work
enrolled in the Leadership class in the spring semester. Then why did the students need to vote for him in Army militia disarmed, and some are turned back. Fortunately, most
the first place? Do their voices ever count in this democracy? of the loyalist militias on the other people in the North see this. Over
6% said Never The story with Dexter reminds me of the latest election in which the faculty and staff participated side of the conflict did the same. the last couple of days, marches
46% said Sometimes a few months ago. Then the administration decided to remove a member of the board who had been elect- Sinn Féin, formerly the political have seen a diverse swath of the
48% said Frequently
ed for two years, and make him run (after his first year) against the candidate chosen by the administration. arm of the IRA, became a legiti- population out marching in opposi-
Eventually, the Executive Director and the board had to put up with the status quo not because they violat- mate political entity, and is current- tion to the terrorism. Deputy First
ed the rights of the staff, but because they spun the rules of the game. ly the only party with representa- Minister Martin McGuinness, of
The story with Dexter is another illustration of the administration attitude to the stakeholders of tion in both the Dail of the Sinn Féin, said “I was a member of
this public corporation. First of all, why should an elected Commissioner be a student from a particular class Republic of Ireland and the the IRA, but that war is over now.
Do teachers enforce of 20 students chosen out of 2,700? Doesn’t it violate basic rights of other students who might run for Assembly of the North of Ireland. The people responsible for last
some form of disci-
office? Secondly, why is he removed without the consent of his constituents? Thirdly, had it ever occurred This peace is the opportunity that night's incident are clearly signal-

pline to prevent talk-


to the administrators who made that decision that they needed to discuss the issue at least with the student Irish nationalists have wished for ing that they want to resume or
Senate? restart that war. Well, I deny their
ing?
for hundreds of years. It heralds an
Dexter is a bright young man who, like other young people in this school, learns important things, era of freedom and safety in which right to do that… [they are] traitors
sometimes makes inevitable mistakes, and experiments with his ideas. Now he has learned a real life les- Republicans have the opportunity to the island of Ireland.”
69% said Yes son: he can be ousted by a few even if he has been elected by many as long as the few decide that he does to show that a united Ireland is the It is finally possible for a
31% said No
not satisfy their criterion. course to follow. British influences United Ireland. A confluence of cir-
In my opinion, this attitude has become habitual. Students, parents, and teachers’ opinions are eas- have shifted this from an Irish bat- cumstances has put that goal in
ily brushed off, the board blesses absurd decisions of the Executive Director, and to justify the “caring” vio- tle to a religious battle (Note that sight. No right-minded person
lations, the administration and the obedient board members cover themselves with a lovely fig leaf from early Irish patriots like Wolfe Tone, should be in support of terroristic
their vast herbarium of demagoguery. Napper Tandy, and C.S. Parnell activities that move it further from
Congratulations, Dexter! You may consider yourself baptized by firing. Your independent voice were protestants) and this time of the outstretched, grasping hands of
has been treated no better than that of your teachers. peace, when people are somewhat the Irish people.
A. Shuhgalter
3-17-09
March 30 - April 17, 2009 Tideline OPINION Page 5

Keepin’ It Real Do you think the evacuation routes


Cleanliness is Next to What?
that the school has in place would be


efficient in an emergency?
BY KENE IZUCHUKWU

A
Tideline Staff Writer
fter a hearty nutrition, we blacks, or African-Americans, go to
class and attempt to learn something new. As soon as we settle
down and greet our teacher, the Black Student Union asks for our
We have evacuation
attendance at a Village Nation assembly that just happens to be during


routes?
the same period as an advanced placement class. Many of us usually
skip these so-called “motivational” assemblies, but if we decide to take
a period off from our English or math classes, we find ourselves
strolling down the path of the quad into a rowdy Mercer Hall. I use the


word “rowdy” because at the last meeting it took about 15 to 20 min-
utes to actually silence the crowd, and even after that everyone could- Blake Jensen
n’t keep quiet for Bill Paden and Fluke Fluker to convey their mes- S ENIOR
sages effectively. The theme for this assembly was “Keepin’ it real,”
and as soon as we walked into the auditorium we knew what was going
on – yet another speech was going to be given about blacks not living I'll think they'll be
up to their potential, and this time we blamed the white man. okay. It's a pretty
Apparently we don’t succeed in the classroom because we are open campus. I don't think


afraid of being picked on for “acting white.” This epidemic seems to it will be that hard to get
have psychologically hindered our performances, and has resulted in out of here.


subpar test scores and unruly behavior. This may be a problem for
Colton Callahan
some, but for those of us who actually know that having good grades IZABELLE NEW Cartoonist
are not equivalent to being white, this assembly proved to be some- BY IGOR SHVARTSER JUNIOR

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what of a shock. AP World History teacher Steven Burr went up to Tideline Staff Writer stantly overuse the paper towels
share his past experience with the “acting white” problem and he for drying their hands. What
shared that, predictably, his intellectual stability prevented him from alk into one of our bath- many do not understand is that
falling into this destructive state of mind during high school. While rooms before school one clean, dry sheet from the dis-
Mr. Burr was speaking, some listened as others, such as the tiny fresh- begins. Then have another visit penser is just large enough to dry I don't even know
where they are.


man sitting to my right, continued talking about and denouncing after the 7th period bell rings. both of one’s hands completely.
everything that Mr. Burr was trying to communicate. At first this act of You see quite a difference, right? Without this knowledge, some
defiance humored me, but then I had an epiphany that made this Whether it is the boys’ or the actually seize four, five, or even


assembly seem somewhat worthwhile. The small freshman had girls’ bathrooms, I cannot help six paper towels for drying. With
already been claimed by this horrid paradigm, and as I may have seen but overhear the similar rants of the poor-functioning air-dryers Marie LaZebnik
this message as futile, he actually needed it. This by no means excus- how messy and repulsive our in the bathrooms, students have JUNIOR
es us from performing poorly in school, but it does prove problematic bathrooms are. What is even no choice but to resort to walking
towards the way that we should think. Our society has associated “act- worse is that these rants speak out with soaked hands.
ing white” with countless mannerisms, attitudes, and scenarios; how- the truth. You cannot help but Hopefully it’s not terribly brisk
ever, we should never adhere to these stereotypes - especially when it feel the slimy, wet floors through outside; otherwise that is a recipe No. It takes too long.
comes to education. the soles of your shoes. The for unforgiving frostbite. I'd go to a friend's
house instead.


Black leaders such as W.E.B Du Bois fought so that whites smell hits your nose and creeps Once those paper tow-
and blacks could one day have the opportunity to learn without racial up into your nostrils until you els do run out, unlucky latecom-


prejudice. Although some prejudice still exists, one cannot say that we reach the point when you just ers are forced to absurdly utilize
don’t have a fair opportunity to pass or excel in school, unlike our rel- don’t think you can take any the toilet seat covers in order to
atives who lived under the Jim Crow laws. Therefore I applaud Village more of it. But when you’ve got- dry their hands. It’s time for Pali Andrew Hacker
F RESHMAN
Nation and frown upon those of our kind who refuse to hear the mes- ta’ go, you’ve gotta’ go. High to make the switch into the
sage due to ignorance. Yes, I still think that the assembly was a waste What we must realize is “Green Age” and adapt to the
of time due to the fact that the crowd was rowdy and that I missed my that we do this to ourselves. new, conserving methods of liv-
AP English class, but for the few of us who put our racial pride aside Whether you are the litter-free ing. That means using less to
and actually paid attention, the assembly also had the potential to activist, or the litter-bug con- gain more. Following this trend No! From
inspire a change of heart, and more importantly, a change in mentali- formist, we all abhor to the will ensure that wet hands will observation.
ty. You can disagree, but I’m just keepin’ it real. unwelcoming feel of the bath- no longer have to suffer from the
room and its signature piles of icy winds that the nearby shore
drenching paper towels on the has to bring.
wet floor. Yet we continue mak- Cleanliness is a valu-
Mr. King
ing it this way. Attempting to able skill we all must obtain. It
reenact a memorable three-point seems as though we might have


shot made by the Los Angeles forgotten what it is. A small TEACHER
Lakers’ Kobe Bryant, you miss change will inevitably spark a

Do you think texting is an


the trashcan and let the domino effect of advancing into


scrunched paper towel hit the keeping Pali High clean. The

appropriate behavior in class?


floor. Realize that you are not simple task of throwing our
Kobe, so you should probably paper towels away and being
pick up the paper towel and put it considerate is imperative to
where it belongs - in the trash- Pali’s future condition. It is up to
can. all of us to choose when to Yeah, if it’s an
Unfortunately, very few accept this change. Do not rely emergency, you
find the urge to embrace the on others to perform the miracle have to do it, like for


a family matter.
responsibility we students have of cleaning up after you forever.
of cleanliness. Apart from litter- Instead, adapt for the greater
ing in the bathrooms, many con- good.

Donʼt Waste My Education


GRAHAM MACGILLIVRAY Photographer
Gabriel Acede


S ENIOR

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BY AHLYSHA GOPAUL action is given to those students who can not be mindful of those around you. If you
Tideline Staff Writer
get a hold on their mouths. It’s strenuous absolutely must say something to one of your
Yes, because some-
enough having to deal with my own personal friends and it cannot wait until nutrition,


t’s a horrible, almost incurable, disease. issues, so I certainly don’t want to hear about lunch or after school, remember there is no
It happens in at least one of your class- yours. There is a school therapist and if you shame in whispering. We all will appreciate times students need an
es, like clockwork. You sit in class try- have the urge to talk, she is a very nice lady you a little bit more. escape during class.
ing to figure out the math problem that is and is always willing


plastered on the dimly lit overhead projec- to discuss anything
David Arzumanov
tor and as you try to focus on finding the that may be troubling
solution, all you can hear is that one kid you. Please don’t tell
yelling across the room to his friend about us your sob stories S ENIOR
how he beat the last level of a video game during the middle of
Yeah, I think it's
last night. While the rest of the class has to instructional time. I’m
suffer through the worst story in the world
appropriate to
sure that there is some-
and the time allotted to solve the math rid- one who is content
dle is approaching an unproductive end, the with hearing your do. It's up to the stu-


whiney kid transitions to how he’s been antecedents on their dents.
eager to see his ex-girlfriend because he own free time.
misses her so much. The time set to do the You are probably a Eli Shavalian


problem is gone and all you can remember great person and have JUNIOR
is vivid detail of Final Fantasy and how a lot of insight on
some kid’s girlfriend broke up with him. things I have yet to
Now you’re unprepared for the lesson and ponder on. Maybe if
you realize why the guy’s girlfriend broke you didn’t talk so
Depends on
up with him: he talks too much. much I would have
It doesn’t just happen in one class - there
whether the class is
probably wanted to


are at least two or three classes where you know about you. But
want to turn around, look the kid square in since you have already pointless or not.
the eyes and tell him to shut up because taken away the mys-


nobody cares to hear about his issues. It’s tery, seeing as I
almost apparent that someone’s not giving already know every Shaina Ganjian
him enough attention at home. It may come miniscule detail about JUNIOR
as a shock to those pupils who flap their lips your life, I care to
all class period, but some students come to know nothing.
school to actually learn. All your side com- This is my last plea, No way. You're here
ments and failed humorous remarks are not a because the next time at school to get an
delight, but a hindrance to the learning envi- you open that voice education, not to text
ronment. It is an annoyance to those who box of yours during your friends. You can
seek to further their education, in addition to the middle of class, text them at nutrition.
gaining acceptance into a notable college. I’m going to turn
LaChapelle Swain
Don’t get me wrong, even I’ve been guilty around and tell you
of talking in class, but when it’s habitual, exactly how I feel. So
loud, and over exaggerated, there needs to be before we get to that F RESHMAN
measures taken to ensure proper disciplinary point of no return, just
KEVIN BARRIOS Cartoonist
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Dan Graham: Beyond


BY AUSTIN WILLIAMS since the 1960’s. Graham is saying that people

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Tideline Staff Writer The exhibition focuses on haven’t already noticed. It’s as if
various themes, most notably the people were observing a chair.
an Graham: Beyond is organ- change between the relationship Everyone knows that it is a chair.
ized by The Museum of of the individual and society as Say someone comes along to
Contemporary Art (MOCA) in shown through mass media and preach about the color of the
Los Angeles with the help from twentieth century architecture. chair. That person has taken
the Whitney Museum of Graham exploits the obvious. something so bland, with no
American Art, New York. What is defined as obvious, value and exploited the idea that it
Open to the public from Feb. Graham defines as art and repeti- is a green chair or an orange chair.
15 – May 25, 2009, the exhibi- tion. There is a difference between Regardless of the color, it is still
tion focuses on the American per- people who interpret cultures, a chair. Nonetheless, Graham’s
spective through the art of Dan have personal opinions and out- views of art, his works are still
Graham. The exhibit includes a spoken criticism for certain representations of obvious and
selection of photographs, films, events, and minimalists such as plain ideas. It is difficult to find
architectural models, indoor and Dan Graham, who have no origi- the art in the exhibition. All
outdoor pavilions, conceptual nal thoughts. The works that he viewers see is the artist present-

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BY ALEX TRAYLOR that the band is sitting six feet under.
projects for magazine pages, has presented in his exhibition ing his observation of repetitive
Tideline Staff Writer It seems as if U2 tries to redeem themselves
drawings and prints, as well as causes the past to come to mind things. Graham’s art is all based
while The Edge (David Howell Evans) replays every
ith the release of writings. From the rise of mini- and there is no effect that it could on a matter of opinion. This
guitar rift he’s ever written for the group. It’s true
their 12th studio malistic, conceptual art to the have on any person’s life. exhibit is filled with boring,
that The Edge does have a certain chimney sounding
album it appears that mixture of rock and roll and cul- It is simply valueless art. repetitive art that exploits the
style, which, over the years, he has become
there is clearly No Line ture, Graham has been a key fig- This could be said a million obvious.
renowned for. However, there is no mistaking the
on the Horizon for U2, ure in the contemporary art world times. There is nothing that
fact that the song “Stand Up Comedy” has the exact
or any other sense of same guitar rift as about a dozen other U2 hits.
direction, for that mat- Other songs include “I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go
Line on The Horizon
U2 ter. It’s been five years Crazy Tonight,” which includes poetic lines like,
Interscope since their last album, “Everyone needs to cry or needs to spit.” The album
How to Dismantle An continues to travel in a downward spiral, but lucki-
Atomic Bomb, and it ly there is one good song, “Breathe,” and it was truly
★★

appears that the band has decided to take a detour a breath of fresh air. This song is able to combine
from their path to immense success and musical the beloved U2 sounds with something new, excit-
genius. Sadly, they created an album reminiscent of ing and different. Though a good song, it did little to
their 1991 album Achtung Baby, better known as save the album from the cliff off which the band has
the album that almost took U2 off the map. thrown themselves.
U2 formed more than 30 years ago and in those The disappointments that this long-awaited
three decades they have created massive hits such as album contains are somewhat overwhelming. It’s
“With or Without You,” “Even Better than the Real baffling that a band that can create a song like
Thing” and “Desire and Vertigo.” Instead of giving “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” one of the most lyrically
their fans another classic single for their play lists, ingenious songs of our time, can then turn around
they gave us “Put on Your Boots.” The first song off and produce not only a song, but a complete album
their new album, which they performed at the 2009 devoid of content. The album could have been put
Grammys, is a catchy tune somewhat reminiscent of together by Animal, the Muppet. The discontinu-
Barney’s “I love you, you love me,” set to a bad ities and overall A.D.D. of the album leaves the lis-
repetitive wannabe indie beat. You’ll find yourself tener overwhelmed and unsatisfied. Unlike their pre-
humming it all day and contemplating suicide just vious records, Line on the Horizon doesn’t try to tell
to get out of the “sound,” that Bono keeps on a story or give a beautiful insight on some world
screaming about wanting to be let into. With this issue. Instead, this record was created just to make
single, it appears that U2 has begun to dig its grave, money off of their massive fan base, who they’ve

Dancing with the Stars Begins with Unexpected Change


and after going through the painful experience of lis- tricked into thinking that U2 is almighty, powerful
tening to the rest of the album, it’s now safe to say and can do no wrong.

David Alan Grier partnered with Kim will once again take part in a team ance, contestants either danced the cha-

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BY ARIANNA FISHER
Tideline Staff Writer Johnson, gymnast Shawn Johnson dance, group dance and face off as well cha-cha or the waltz. Dancing the cha-
with Mark Ballas, rapper Lil’ Kim as perform the Argentine Tango and cha-cha and starting off the night, Lil'
ancing With the Stars kicked off a with Derek Hough, reality star Holly East Coast Swing; both of which have Kim added a hip hop flavor and sex
brand new search for a brand new Madison with Dmitry Chaplin, actor never been performed on the series. appeal, evoking chemistry with her
champion on March 9. The highly Giles Marini with Cheryl Burke, cow- And in an exciting new twist, the bot- partner, yet sometimes looking off-
anticipated two-hour season premiere boy Ty Murray with Chelsie tom two couples facing elimination beat. Her hip-hop flavor might be an
introduced us to 13 new stars including Hightower, reality star Steve-o with will "Dance Off" to determine who is advantage or a disadvantage, but she
the youngest competitor to face the Lacey Schwimmer, actress Denise dismissed in the first weeks of compe- evidently needed more refining.
competition, an NFL legend, a com- Richards with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, tition. As of March 5, Jewel was diag- Another woman to take the stage was
puter icon, a female rapper, three music Bachelor star Melissa Rycroft with nosed with a fractured tibia in both legs Belinda Carlisle, who had to master a
artists, and many more. Many new Tony Dovolani, football player while training and had to withdraw difficult spin in the waltz and unfortu-
additions and changes were made to Lawrence Taylor with Edyta from the competition, leaving Holly nately lacked fluidity. One of the first
this season as two contestants had to Silwinska, country singer Chuck Madison to replace her. Jewel still men to grace the stage was Lawrence
be replaced a week before. Hosted by Wicks with Julianne Hough, and MAC remains a part of Dancing with the Taylor who evoked a sense of natural-
Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris, mogul Steve Wozniak with Karina Stars as her husband and cowboy Ty ness while performing the cha-cha-cha,
the show consists of celebrities per- Smirnoff. Dancing with the Stars Murray continues to compete. Another yet needed to master his rhythm. On
forming choreographed dance routines, returns with new surprises and all the tragic incident occurred as of March 5, the other hand, Steve-O’s waltz,
which are then judged by renowned elements viewers have come to know when Nancy O'Dell was diagnosed although showing effort, was no more
ballroom judge Len Goodman and and love. Macy's Stars of Dance, with a torn meniscus while training, than a comedic act that seemed awk-
dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli which features some of the most and also had to withdraw from the com- ward and uncomfortable. The rest of the
and Carrie Ann Inaba. To add to the renowned dancers and choreographers of petition. Replacing her is none other contestants had similar feedback, as
competition, two newly engaged pro- our time will also be back on Dancing than Bachelor contestant Melissa. some had great chemistry with their
fessional dancers go head to head, and with the Stars the Results Show, along These two new contestants had only partners but truly needed greater control
the first real-life couple is partnered with its hugely popular Design a one week to practice, compared to the and mastery of their technique. There is
together. This season’s contestants Dance competition. Design a Dance is others’ four, and had to step up their great potential amongst the cast of
include: singer Belinda Carlisle part- sponsored by Macy's and made its game and prove that they deserved to be Season Eight, and the public will ulti-
nered with Jonathan Roberts, actor debut last season. In addition, couples there. During Monday night’s perform- mately control who continues.
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Track and Field Sprints Into Form
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Spikes Into Action


the 100-meter dash for the
BY ERIC LOPEZ Dolphins, a personal record. The
Tideline Staff Writer Dolphins went into the meet
with a stocked up fresh-
man/sophomore lineup as well.
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up speed, the Track and Field 2:07 in the 800-meter run, with 6’8’’ Senior Outside Hitter
team begins its road to the Freshman Grant Stromberg ran a BY JUSTIN NAM and Tyler Honeycutt, who was able
Los Angeles City 5:07 for the mile run, and DENNIS P ESIKOV to cannon 25 kills and nullify the
Championships. Freshman Deborah Abber ran a Tideline S ports Editor and Writer Dolphins’ defense. “I would say
5:54 for the mile run, the first the biggest problem in the loss
he Track and Field team race of her career. to Sylmar was our defense and
has started out the sea- Most of the returning mem- Coming off of a championship passing. Sylmar is a great team

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son strong with an intact bers look to create another suc- season, the Palisades Dolphins but they really only have one
squad from last year, and had cessful season. Junior Hurdler are once again player and that’s [Senior Outside
an excellent showing at the Erika Martin is ranked second demonstrating success. Hitter] Tyler Honeycutt.
Millikan Distance Carnival, as overall in the Los Angeles City Secondly, our team played terri-
well as at their first home meet Section, Senior Michael bly that game with a 1.8 passing
on March 13 versus Taft and Fujimoto is ranked fourth overall he Boys Varsity average. We [committed] tons of
Carson. Head Coach Ron for the 800-meter run in the City, Volleyball program has careless mistakes. Sylmar played
Brumel sent only a few runners and Junior Carlos Bustamante is continuously proven to really well and we played terribly,
to the Millikan meet because ranked fifth in the City in the be successful over the past few and we were still able to stay
of the need for both experience mile. The team is made up of a seasons. Hard work, dedication with them. I think that there will
and talent level. “Most of the high amount of first-year run- and a strong work ethic high- be a very different outcome when
kids out here today are some of ners, but time trial runs on lighted their road to a CIF we play them again,” said
our best, and that’s what we GABE LEE/ PHOTOGRAPHER March 6 showed a vast amount Championship last season. As Hanley. Assistant Coach Collin
want to do, compete,” said Senior Michael Fujimoto gets ready to start the 800-meter race. of talent on the team. Last year, the 2009 season begins, the Williamson also attributed the
Brumel. The Distance Medley well in the 800-meter with a was forced to have more away five Varsity runners made it to Dolphins aspire to play off of collapse of the team in the final
Relay, which consists of a 2:06. On the Girls side, Junior meets last year because of the the Los Angeles City their championship momentum three games to a poorly working
mile, a three-fourths mile, an Michelle Colato ran a 6:12 for track construction, is looking Championship, and Junior and end with another winning offense. “Our offense is our
800-meter run, and a 400-meter the mile running for the forward to having home-field Carlos Bustamante went to the season. strength, and when it’s working
run, was run by seniors Varsity team. Senior Ava Sun advantage this season. Junior California State Meet, becoming The season spiked into as in the first game we’re unstop-
Rashaad Moore, Garrick (6:42.59) and Junior Jamillet Carlos Bustamante ran a thunder- the first male athlete in 17 years action on March 4, 2009 as the pable. Without good passing we
“S mokey” Bernard, and Maldonado (6:42.98) also ran. ing 4:39 for the mile. Junior hur- to represent Palisades. Junior Dolphins started with a non- can’t use that offense. Also, to
Michael Fujimoto, along with S ophomores Wendy Gomez, dler Erika Martin put up a Hurdler Erika Martin looks to league challenge against the nullify players like Bellinger
Junior Carlos Bustamante. The Amy Moulthrop and Karli tremendous early season time in become another track and field Carson Colts. The visiting we’ll have to have harder serving
team ran the relay in a blister- Feder also ran the mile, in the hurdles, completing the 110- star for the Dolphins, as she won Dolphins showed their domi- so they can’t get into their set
ing 11:11, with Junior Carlos 6:18, 6:25, and 6:36 respec- meter race in 14.43 seconds, the 110-Hurdles and 300-Hurdles nance in winning every set. “All plays,” said Williamson.
Bustamante running a 4:39 tively. “We all came out and ran ranking her first in California titles for the Western League and three sets were close. Carson led Losing is a concept
mile to cap off the first-place our races, now we look to get according to Dyestatcal.com dominated at City, getting fourth or was tied in the first half of all rarely experienced by the strong
finish. F reshman Grant better this next week,” said Senior Michael Fujimoto ran a place in the two events. The three sets until the score reached volleyball program, but it is a
Stromberg ran his first mile of Junior Carlos Bustamante. solid time in the 800-meter run future is bright for this team, about 15, then Pali either caught reality that takes strength to get
the season in a personal record On March 13, the Dolphins with a 2:04, along with Senior which is overflowing with tal- up or pulled ahead,” said Christy through. After a disappointing
of 5:07, and Sophomore Eric held their first home meet at the Rashaad Moore, who ran a 2:06. ent, but only time will tell if North, Carson Head Coach. loss to Sylmar, the Dolphins

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Lopez ran a personal record as Stadium by the Sea versus Taft Senior sprinter Garrick this team will surpass teams of Defeating Carson was a great took to their home court once
and Carson. The team, which “Smokey” Bernard ran a 10.84 in old. start to a promising season for again to regain a winning record.
the Dolphins, but the real chal- On March 9, the only force stand-
lenge lay days away against the ing between the Dolphins and a
Sylmar Spartans. 2-1 record were the winless
The Dolphins next hosted Venice Gondoliers. Co-captains
field. Junior play. Among those who scored Kene Izuchukwu and Matt
M i dfi el der was new Freshman Sarah the Spartans on March 6 in the
match many considered to be the Hanley left no room for errors,
Christine Frapech Thorson, who scored in the first combining for 37 kills, as the
took the draw and, half. Thorson played strong precursor to the Los Angeles
City Championship. The Dolphins defeated the helpless
after a small blun- defense throughout the game and Gondoliers 3-1, cruising to a
der with her defend- assisted on four more goals. Dolphins were playing off of
their opening win, and appeared position the team is used to: a
er, emerged confi- Junior Molly Meek scored three winning record at 2-1.
dently with the ball goals, firing the ball with accura- to be cruising to a 2-0 record.
After winning the first set 31-29 The losses thus far in the
in her stick. After a cy, and Senior Shanna Shipin season will prove beneficial in
quick give-and-go contributed with two more goals and leading the second 16-13, the
game was closing in the favor of the end for the Dolphins, as they
with Junior and an assist. plan to capitalize on their mis-
Attacker Molly The defense did a commend- the Dolphins. Co-Captain
Outside Hitter Matt Hanley, who takes. “I would say that the loss
Meek, Frapech able job as well, basically keep- to Sylmar is just as important as
effortlessly ran past ing their opposition out of their promised a show to the Junior
Varsity team after their earlier a win would have been. To tell
her defender and half completely. “The defense was you the truth, our team was very
shot low and hard good. Everyone stayed on their victory, followed through with
22 kills. Co-Captain Kene cocky coming into this season
to score the first girl, and it was hard because they

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Izuchukwu demonstrated why he and the losses humbled us. I
goal. She then pro- were speedy, but we did it!” said think that the losses will not
ceeded to score Sophomore Defender Marlee was elected a captain as a junior,
firing off 15 kills on offense and only turn out to be more helpful
three more goals Galper. “Since it was a brand new than hurtful in terms of the rest
NAKOTA SIVAK-BENETT/ PHOTOGRAPHER
over the span of the team, it was easier to intercept getting a team-high 30 digs on
The Varsity Girls Lacrosse team rallies around their coach during halftime. defense. The Spartans rallied of the season, but also because
game. With their passes and get the ball.” The with the loss we will now be
espite the fact that this Birmingham’s sloppy play and Pali team continued their winning back, however and took the sec-
BY EMMA C ARTER ond set, as well as the third and forced to return to the fundamen-
was only the Dolphins’ the Dolphins’ early lead, the streak later in the week against tals. This will make us a better
Tideline Staff Writer fourth. The Spartans ended the
second league game, they Dolphins were able to relax for Manual Arts High School and team,” said Hanley. The
seemed to have a great feel for the most of the game. Pali tried to Oak Park High School, which are game with a dominating 25-13
The Varsity Girls Lacrosse team victory in the final set. Dolphins hope to prove success-
flow of the game and team on slow the game down and settle the higher-level teams. They hope to ful in returning to the intangibles
demolished the inexperienced Despite the high-octane
both offense and defense. attack. Many times, the Pali girls strengthen their shots-to-goals and have a good chance at suc-

Mens Volleyball Holds First Alumni Game


Birmingham High School explosiveness of Head Coach
It was clear who would domi- would play keep-away until they ratio in their upcoming games ceeding once again.
Patriots team in a convincing Chris Forrest’s outside hitters,
nate from the first face-off on found the perfect path to the goal, and continue to play as a team.
12-0 win. the Spartans were able to counter
March 10 at the Birmingham exhibiting their patience and team

Howard Enstedt will also Olympian Kent historic ceremony and has agreed
BY KENE IZUCHUKWU be honored for his suc- Steffes is looking for- to play. Stoklos played with
Tideline Junior Editor cessful career. In his 30 ward to the event, but Olympic gold medal recipients
years of coaching, is uncertain if he will Dave Saunders, Ricci Luyties
Enstedt won eight play due to a knee and Steve Salmons during his

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Pali plans to recognize and cele- championships for the injury. Regardless of high school career at Pali, and
brate its winning volleyball tra- Dolphins, and is credit- his status for the looks forward to reuniting with
dition by holding an alumni ed with starting the vol- game, the Alumni them again. “It is a fabulous
reunion and game in the gym. leyball program when it event has rekindled opportunity that we have been
began as a club. previous relation- given- not only to play for Pali,
However, Enstedt ships, and he com- but also to have the opportunity
ome of the top names in remains humble about mends those who have to bring old friends together,
Palisades Men’s volley- his roots. “I can’t take worked hard to make have this reunion and have it
ball history will have the all the credit, because if this event possible. benefit the game itself,” said
opportunity to suit up once you have the talent, “I’ve been able to get Stoklos. “It’s such a unique
again for the Dolphins on then you win,” said into contact with a thing that Palisades has that
Saturday, April 4, in the first Enstedt. Pali has always bunch of people who many gold medalists just in one
annual Alumni Game. It will bred talented players, have gone to Pali and sport. It’s going to be a great
be held in conjunction with a such as recent 2008 played at Pali,” said time and a great opportunity to
fundraiser for the Palisades High alumni Scott Vegas. Steffes. “I’ve gotten a rejoice in Palisades Volleyball.”
School Boys Volleyball Vegas, currently playing few calls and heard The doors to the Palisades
Program. During the event, Pali for UCLA, feels privi- from some people that Gym open to the public at 7:00
will honor its five Olympic leged to play with the I haven’t heard from p.m. Tickets will be $10 for
gold medal recipients, Ricci alumni. “It’s going to in a decade or so. This adults and $5 for kids 12 and
Luyties, Chris Marlowe, Steve be great playing with was such a great job under, and all proceeds earned
Salmons, Dave Saunders and these legendary players, for all the people who will go to support the Men’s
Kent Steffes, as well as Hall of who have totally differ- put this together; it’s Volleyball Program. There will
Fame inductee Randy Stoklos, ent styles,” said Vegas. going to be fun.” be a serving contest for prizes,
for their remarkable achieve- “It is an honor and a Volleyball Hall of raffles, and a silent auction.
ments. great fundraiser for the Famer Randy Stoklos Everyone in the community is
Former Palisades Coach present program.” will also attend this invited to attend.
CHUCK COHEN/ PHOTOGRAPHER
Senior Matt Hanley prepares to hit the ball.

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