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yield rates, and low-rate loans.
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Geek Week of
the
...Sarah Le, Sophomore: Elec. & Mech. Engineering
Mines health myths
Anne Wilfong, FNP
Guest Columnist
Greetings from the Student
Health Center! We hope every-
5. I have to make an appoint-
ment to see the nurse or doctor.
Reality: The only appointments
we mandate are for the dentist
and for well woman exams (annual
Tim Weilert Pap smears, birth control starts,
one had a wonderful, productive
Content Manager summer. We’re looking forward to etc.) We may ask you to schedule
[Oredigger] Do you con- seeing new faces this fall, as well an appointment for a lengthy visit
sider yourself a geek? as reconnecting with the familiar with a nurse practitioner (such as
[Le] I’m not sure, I guess to the ones. depression evaluations, or repro-
outside world... yes? Our goal this year is to educate ductive issues) but that is often at
What is the geekiest thing everyone about the services of- the discretion of the provider.
you’ve ever done? fered at your health center. Many 6. If I have the CSM SHIP, I can
I put LEDs in everything. I put students are not aware of who we always be seen at the SHC.
lights in my hair, prom dress and are and what we can do. To clarify Reality: Even with the CSM
prom shoes. misconceptions and to give you insurance, you have to be enrolled
You do a lot with robotics; the information you may need, from in classes to be seen at the clinic.
what is the most interesting basic health issues to health center That’s because when you enroll,
thing about working with these policies, we’ll be writing a series you pay the SHC fees. And, if you
machines? of articles during the coming year are NOT enrolled, you can’t pay the
I think they’re a lot of fun. In to help acquaint you with what is SHC fee to be seen. So, if you’re
competitions, I was the driver, available. enrolled in a field session, we can
and it was a lot of fun playing the Here are some of the most com- see you during field session. If you
game. Another part of it is when mon “myths” or misunderstandings only enrolled in field session and
the robotics club has helped out TIM WEILERT / OREDIGGER about the SHC, followed by the want to been seen during summer
senior design teams with their Femme-Bot or Not. Le is an avid member of the robotics club, reality. session, we’ll direct you to an alter-
lunar rovers. 1. If I don’t have the CSM stu- native site. We know it’s confusing
who can be spotted with LEDs in her hair.
Will robots eventually take dent health insurance plan, I can’t and frustrating, but it’s a liability
over the world? Will it be more Brooks. And for movies I can’t pick this semester? be seen at the clinic. issue, as well as a fee issue.
like The Matrix or Termina- a favorite because I usually have Right now I’m taking “Precision Reality: Your fees allow you to 7. I can pay for my dental ap-
tor? a collection of about 300 movies Machining” at Warren Tech through be seen at the SHC, regardless of pointments with my Blaster Card
I don’t know! I don’t think and I don’t even know what I want Red Rocks Community College. your insurance plan. Insurance and or credit card.
robots will actually take over the to watch again, because I want to That’s my favorite class right now fees are hard concepts to wrap Reality: The SHC has no card
world, but it would probably be watch them all. because my other classes are your head around sometimes. You reading capability for either Blaster
more like Futurama. Who is your hero? Human Systems, Economics and pay a $47.80 fee each semester (if cards or credit cards. Any charges
You keep a pretty packed My original robotics coach, Daryl Calc III. you’re taking more than four credit we collect will need to be cash or
schedule, but what do you Lusk. He was my coach for three Any plans for the future? hours). This fee allows you access check. We’ll direct you to the near-
enjoy in your downtime? years and he’s the one that started I’m actually not sure about where to the SHC, and covers the medica- est ATM.
In the wintertime, I usually this whole robotics craziness for my career path will be. Whether it in- tions, equipment, and evaluations 8. The SHC will handle any bill-
go snowboarding or ice skating, me, and got me into it. volves robotics or not, I will probably — FREE. ing for me.
pretty much any type of winter What is one thing you love be doing mechanical engineering or 2. I can only go to the SHC dur- Reality: The SHC does not do
sport. Also just hanging out with about Mines and one thing you electrical engineering, or a situation ing Doctors’ Hours. any form of insurance billing. If you
friends at the movies or playing want to see changed? that includes both. Reality: The SHC is staffed with have private insurance (not CSM
video games with them. One thing I like about Mines is all Any last words? nurses and nurse practitioners all SHIP) and we send off a lab test for
Favorite Music / Book / of the people I’ve met who are simi- Join the robotics club, it’s re- day. We can see you for any prob- you, and the lab’s bill can be either
Movie? lar to me and have the same kind of ally fun! lem that you have. No need to wait mailed to you or your insurance
For music, I pretty much like dedication for what they love. What till 3 p.m. to see a health care pro- holder (parent, spouse). Or, we may
everything, I could listen to any- I would love to change about Mines Would you like to nominate a vider. And not every problem needs have you fill out all your insurance
thing from country to pop, hip- is to have them pick up a robotics friend for Geek of the Week? Send to be managed by a physician! We info on the lab request, or we’ll copy
hop, rock and all that good stuff. engineering degree. an email to oredig@mines.edu and prefer to use the physicians’ time your card and submit it with the lab.
Books, my favorite author is Terry What is your favorite class see your geek featured. wisely—their expertise isn’t neces- Then the lab can directly bill your
sary for a sore throat or runny nose, insurance company. We have no
but rather for the more complex way of knowing what your insur-
TECHNICAL & COMMERCIAL STUDENTS medical issues. Nonetheless, if ance company does or does not
The most successful problem solvers look at things differently and a nurse decides your situation is cover. But, if you carry a strict HMO
see solutions no one else can. Who would have thought to use fish significant enough to warrant a plan like Kaiser or TriCare Prime, we
protein to stop gas freezing in subsea pipes? One of our people physician’s evaluation and opinion, won’t even offer to do your lab—
did. And right now we’re looking for more people who can bring we will make sure you get back in you’ll get stuck with the entire bill.
a fresh perspective to the energy challenge. We’ll provide training, during doctors’ hours! To avoid that, we’ll suggest you go
support and career choices to develop your potential. We’ll get you 3. I can’t get prescriptions writ- to your provider there for whatever
ten without seeing a doctor first. needs to be done.
working with some of our most accomplished problem solvers. And
Reality: The SHC is staffed each 9. I have to pay a copay for my
together we can help build a responsible energy future. Think further.
day by a nurse practitioner. NPs visits at the SHC.
For more information and to apply, visit are able to write prescriptions. An Reality: No copays are assessed
www.shell.com/careers/uscampus or stop by our booth at NP, however, may request that you at the SHC because we don’t
the Fall Career Day, September 9. talk to a physician before honoring process insurance (see above). If,
some prescriptions. with the SHIP, you see a provider
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4. I have to be evaluated by a outside our clinic, then you will pay
nurse for every little thing! a copay.
Reality: Some common ail- 10. If I don’t have the CSM stu-
ments that may only require some dent health insurance plan, I can’t
over-the-counter medications do be seen at the clinic.
not require a health evaluation. For Reality: See #1 above. We can’t
example, you can request Sudafed stress this enough. If you are a CSM
or cough syrup for a simple cold, a student taking four or more credit
little ibuprofen or Tylenol for an ache hours, you are paying the SHC fee,
or strain, or a bandaid for a cut or and you can be seen, regardless
road rash. We will ask you to sign of what health insurance policy
in, though, so we can document you carry.
what was given.
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akira rattenbury/oredigger
is an event specifically aimed at me know how true that was.
the press. The way the media was By the end of my experiences
treated certainly emphasized this at the DNC, I started to feel like a
idea. From tents with free bars and true member of the media. I was
massages, to special places to given access to the same areas as
dine and special access to politi- journalists for the New York Times
cians, the press – more or less and CNN. I was feet away from
– had it made at the convention. people like Jimmy Carter, Howard
However, despite all this special Dean, and even Anne Hatha-
treatment, the media presented way. If I had been fast enough, It’s all about Nader: Ralph Nader supporters held a rally to open the presidential debates
themselves I could have to third parties.
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Summer Vacation
Adit \ad’it\ noun : a nearly horizontal passage from means that you only have one Windows password
is being used to increase the speed tive effort is a win-win situation for
the surface in a mine; a mine entrance. to remember as your busy schedule takes you from
of CSM’s link to the outside world CSM and CDOT. It will enable CSM
Last redesigned in the 1990s, the Colorado School of Mines web- ADIT is also the name of the primary academic Win- department to department for your classes. It means
dramatically. The Colorado Depart- to replace its leased 155 MB OC-3
site has been looking a little -- how can we say it? -- 20th century for dows computer domain on campus. In fact, six more that when you log in to a computer, you have the
ment of Transportation, Colorado line with a permanent high-speed
some time now. But the website, CSM’s face to the outside world, is academic departments joined ADIT this past summer same desktop no matter where you are. It means that
School of Mines and other Denver fiber optic link to our Internet service
now undergoing a dramatic redesign. When it goes online, the new in a move that leaves Metallurgy, Chemical Engineering, you have access to all of your files without any extra
Summer is that nice, quiet tween computer labs. Several ed research. Work continued metro higher-education institutions provider. It will also enable CDOT
http://www.mines.edu/ will be vastly changed, with much different and Petroleum Engineering the only exceptions. This effort -- no more arcane drive mapping commands
time when we in Academic classrooms and computer on a new “www.mines.edu” appearance and content than today. The new Mines site will present a marks a major shift from the way academic depart- to get to your Engineering files from the Library, and
have collaborated on an advanced to put to use its unused, “dark”
Computing and Networking teaching labs around the website which we hope to fiber-optic network project that will optical fiber to use and activate
sharper, more professional appearance to prospective students, their ments have done business in the past and, frankly, the no more hassle of duplicating your files and trying to
increase CSM’s external connection permanent roadside informational
(AC&N) get to relax, refresh, campus were updated with launch in September. Trail- parents, and donors. change has been a little painful for some. So why do it? synchronize them across departments.
speed this fall from 155 megabytes/ signs on 6th Ave. just west of the
and renew. new projectors and teaching head (your portal to multiple The tens of thousands of pages of current content, including depart- Is this just another attempt at world domination by the In short, it means that you have the same com-
second to 1 gigabyte/second. In CSM campus.
mental websites -- all of crucial importance to the Mines community Computing Center? Why is this change important and puting environment and experience no matter where
technology. The Macintosh CSM online services) was less than three years, that speed will This collaboration is an excit-
itself -- will still be available on a new, inward-facing sister website. what do you gain from having a single ADIT Windows you log in to do your work; making each computing
Yeah, right. lab in CTLM B62 became fully improved again. A new web- Through the magic of computer programming, the school’s current domain campuswide? session more efficient and, hopefully, more pro-
increase to 10 gigabytes/second. ing opportunity for both Colorado
operational, wireless network based Virtual Private Network One day, the connection may be higher education and CDOT, since
web addresses will find themselves translated automatically to that In very practical terms, this change allows us to ductive. The fact that this change also helps your
more than an order of magnitude neither organization could have
In addition to supporting access was upgraded and (VPN) was installed this sum- new site, to be found at http://inside.mines.edu/. take a huge step forward in terms of support for you, professors work on their class at their desk and
faster. done this work on their own.
field sessions, summer ses- expanded, and the Black- mer. There’s now even a way Watch for the new sites, scheduled to appear in September. the customer. Having the ADIT domain means that then present the material to you in any number of
you can now sign in to Windows computers in almost common classrooms across campus…that’s just
sion, and numerous special board Learning Management (called Secure Meeting) to
every department with the same computer account. It icing on the cake.
activities and events, AC&N System and other applica- share your computer screen
Protecting Your
How Fast Do You Want to Go Today?
staff, with our colleagues in tions were updated. on the network and collabo-
Information Services, work
doubly hard all summer to AC&N continued to work
rate with friends.
(Virtual) Privacy
prepare for the next academic with the Colorado Depart- If you are new to the cam- You’re at home, sitting at your computer, and you want to connect Last spring and over the summer CSM acquired High-Performance Computing is also planned. In
year. So, what did we do for ment of Transportation to pus, welcome, and be sure to a particular Library database. Or perhaps you want to run a program and installed a high-performance-computing (HPC) order to better serve the Denver industrial sector,
that checks with a CSM server to verify its license. Or you might even cluster to bring exceptional computing power to re- a Professional Certificate in High Performance
your summer vacation this acquire and install dedicated to let us know if you have
want to connect remotely to your own computer on campus. But you search in the energy sciences. The supercomputer, Computing will also be created. Finally, the
year? fiber optic cable to downtown questions or need help with called Ra, will be administered by the CSM Golden new facility will enable CSM to implement
will likely fail, because the Mines network will not know that you’re really
Denver, where we connect computing issues. Our im- a bona fide user of the campus network. Energy Computing Organization (GECO). a training program in HPC maintenance—
Deep breath... to the Internet and other re- proved Helpdesk -- http:// Enter the “Virtual Private Network” or VPN. VPN uses an encrypted Ra will be an integral part of a recently approved viewed by the faculty as a critical aspect of
search networks. That project helpdesk.mines.edu/ -- lets connection to the CSM network to make it appear that the connec- five-year program between Engineering Physics HPC education.
tion is taking place on campus. At that point, the user can access any and Computational and Applied Mathematics. This About 50 researchers, both faculty and
We replaced over 150 is underway and we are also you contact us quickly and
resource that would be available if she actually was on campus. program allows physics undergraduates to complete students, attended workshops offered by
computers in seven labs working to connect the Ford conveniently online. an M.S. degree focused on scientific computing. GECO on using Ra over the summer. The
VPN services have been available for years at Mines, through a
across the campus using Garage and Jones Road downloaded program manually installed on individual computers. An analogous program will be materials from these workshops and the
funds that were mostly pro- properties to the campus If you are returning for an- Now, however, users can skip that step and ac- instituted for Petroleum schedule for future workshops can be seen at
vided through your technol- network. other year, we hope you will cess the campus VPN through a web page, at Engineering, and http://geco.mines.edu/workshop/.
https://secure.mines.edu/ (note the “https” a Ph.D. mi- Faculty researchers can obtain an account and
ogy fees. (An additional 205 enjoy, and more importantly
rather than the usual “http”). The connec- nor in time on Ra by submitting a proposal using the
computers in six other labs Mines installed a super- benefit from, the changes we form at http://geco.mines.edu/proposal/. Students
tion is fast, secure, and private.
were replaced last spring computer last spring. Ra is made this summer.
Ac N
who are sponsored by their advisors can also have
semester.) Six academic de- the name of the high-per- Give it a (virtual) (encrypted) (private) an account on Ra. In addition, some computing
partments were brought into formance computer that will Derek Wilson spin today. classes will have access to the machine. AC&N’s
the ADIT Windows domain, allow researchers from Mines, Chief Information Officer For additional information on Ra and the GECO super-
project please visit http://geco.mines.edu/.
computer,
&
to simplify your life and allow NREL, and other organiza- Colorado School of Mines
you to more easily move be- tions to conduct energy-relat- “Ra.”
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A Rumor? – Or Is It? How do you ask for help at
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‘Secure Meeting’ Puts Your True or False: An Einstein Brothers Bagels shop will
open on campus next semester.
cubicles will be enlarged into private employee
suites, complete with kitchenettes.
For any problem involving comput-
ing on campus (Academic Comput-
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PC Desktop in Cyberspace Answer: To paraphrase the Magic 8-Ball, all signs point
to true. A caffeine and cream cheese fix should soon be
Answer: Yeah, we wish. But that rumor is false. ing and Networking), Information
Services, Financial Services, Finan-
the h icrosyste available in the currently unused coffeehouse area on the True or False: Future network communications cial Aid, the Registrar, Admissions,
M
Sun Have you ever wanted to share your computer screen on the first floor of CTLM East. on campus will take place entirely between hu- or Human Resources, submit your
network? Maybe you couldn’t wait until the next project meeting to man telepaths, specially trained to think only in request to http://helpdesk.mines.
Help!
show a computerized model you’ve been working on? Now with True or False: A “Gordian Knot” is what happens to TCP/IP. edu/ -- or explore our database
a new AC&N service called Secure Meeting it’s easy to share. Answer: This rumor is in fact true. No it’s not. of frequently-asked computing
Better Network.
your tongue when taking Professor Gordon’s Japanese
Secure Meeting facilitates online collaboration by providing an class. questions in the CSM FAQFinder,
Trailhead Shows
easy and fast way to setup a secure, virtual meeting with anyone Answer: Most likely, false. But “Gordian Knot” is in fact True or False: CSM currently boasts one of the http://acn.mines.edu/academic/
in the CSM community.
To get started setting up a Secure Meeting, log in at https://
Better Network. the title of a new sculpture by by Denver-born artist top 150 supercomputers worldwide. computer/faq/.
When is the Computer Com-
Douglas Kornfeld, found on the south side of the Center Answer: Not to brag but, yes, that’s true. At the
Need computer support? Need
help with your financial aid pack-
problem in one of these areas, you
can always visit their offices or call
secure.mines.edu and click the “Meetings” icon on the upper
right. If you have received a Secure Meeting invitation you may
(Wait a minute off New Tricks for Technology and Learning Media (CTLM) building. It
was commissioned by the Colorado Council for the Arts
moment Ra is listed at #133 on the entire planet:
http://www.top500.org/list/2008/06/200/.
mons (CTLM East) open?
Monday-Thursday 7 a.m. - 11:45
age? Can’t log into Blackboard?
The Mines Help Center (MHC)
them on the phone, but it may be
much faster to request support via
login at
https://meeting.mines.edu (in both cases, be sure to type -- that’s If there’s one place to get “paper” work done online, as part of its Art in Public Places Program.
True or False: Students may one day receive an
p.m.
Friday 7 a.m.- 5:30 p.m.
it’s the campus web portal, Trailhead, at http://trail-
redundant!)
-- sometimes known as “the Help- the MHC. “https” rather than the more common “htt[p”). Saturday 9 a.m. -5:30 p.m.
head.mines.edu/. Trailhead pulls together data from True or False: Construction will begin this month on the official Mines webmail account courtesy of Gmail
desk” -- is a one-stop, online way Many of the benefits of using Collaborate! Sunday 9 a.m. - 11:45 p.m.
a number of different systems and makes it available next addition to the Center for Technology and Learning or Hotmail.
to request many kinds of support the MHC are behind the scenes. The computer network doesn’t How can I, a student, get an
with a “single sign-on system” -- log in once, and ac- Media, CTLM Far-East, which will be built in the middle Answer: This one is a maybe. AC&N has been
on campus. Visit http://helpdesk. Your requests can be routed fail often here at CSM. But with Academic Computing and
cess many services without logging again. of Arapahoe St. After completion, all current employee in contact with both Google and Microsoft in
mines.edu/ and see for yourself. more quickly to the appropriate upgrades to the system made Networking Consultant to give
On Trailhead, students may register for classes, see recent years, but, so far,
Through MHC, students, faculty support group, your requests can this summer, it will function even me hands-on help with my
their grades, print transcripts, accept financial aid, and legal and technical issues
and staff can get the help they be handled in a first-in, first-out more reliably than before. computer?
Did You Know?
remain to be resolved
need from Academic Computing
and Networking (which includes
fashion. And we can identify trends
more readily, to improve our own
Paid for by CSM Tech Fee
funds -- money contributed
even pay bills through this gateway website.
Faculty may view course lists, assign grades, view Did You Know? and there is no plan to
implement a new webmail
Dial 303-263-3430 or -3431 to
make an appointment with a con-
support for email, web services, efficiency. As a result, we’ll process Each student, staff, or faculty member at Mines is entitled to the schedules and records of their advisees, and find sultant. Or walk into the computer
equally by the school and by CSM’s new supercomputer, named Ra, contains 2,144 processing system at this time.
most computer labs and class- your requests much more quickly at least three computer accounts. For maximum access to CSM email addresses of students. commons (CT156) and we’ll see
students to the Technology Fee cores in 268 nodes. A full 256 of the nodes contain 512 Clovertown E5355
rooms, most office and classroom and effectively than ever before. computing resources, use your Ekay Ekey to sign up for (1) an ADIT Mines employees may also access their pay infor- what we can do.
-- the new, redundant network (2.67 GHz) quadcore dual socket processors. And 12 nodes have 48
technology, Trailhead, Webmail, To request support via the (campuswide Windows domain) account; (2) an email (sometimes mation, review tax information, attendance records,
technologies include a new net- Xeon 7140M (3.4 GHz) quad socket dual core processors. Total memory
Blackboard, telephone servic- MHC, go to the web page at http:// known as a “kerberos”) account; and (3) a Trailhead (campus portal) work router and many new fiber-
and (for those so authorized) review campus financial •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Credits
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Music Review
Phantom Planet
Raise the Dead
Hilary Brown
...with Ian Littman
Copy Editor Big Tech Questions Answered
Phantom Planet have returned poppy guitars.
Hello again. Welcome to Fall my laptop have one inside? 9th in which Apple will introduce
from the brink of dead rock. For The lowest point of the album
2008 at the Colorado School of A: If you’re a Mac user, techni- a lot of stuff, including iPods and
four years, fans have been waiting comes right after “Do the Panic.” Mines. Here are some quick an- cally no, though Apple’s current probably new laptops.
to the follow-up to the 2004 release, In “Quarantine,” a slow, droning swers to a few technical questions iMac line is pretty much equivalent One more thing: remember the
Phantom Planet. The new album, guitar plays beneath Greenwald’s you might have: to the new “Montevina” chipset Eee PC I mentioned in the buying
Raise the Dead, manages to com- repetition of “quarantine.” Luckily Q: I’ve moved off-campus and that’s showing up in laptops now. guide? Asus has vastly expanded
bine the garage-band undertones for the listener, the album picks right can’t send e-mail using my Mines These new chips are marked by their lineup of models of the little
of Phantom back up with account anymore. What can I do? their ultra-fast “FSB” or “front side guy. You can now buy an Eee PC
Planet with
The overall sound is infec- “Ship Lost at A: Change your server settings. bus” speeds at 1066 MHz, as with a 7, 9 or 10 inch screen. You
the acoustic tious, dark, and completely Sea,” a song Usually found in the Tools menu un- well as other, less visible improve- can get one for cheap with the older
pop sensibili- about unbal- der Accounts, you’ll need to make ments, like better graphics and Celeron M processor, or one with
ties of 2002’s a n c e d re l a - sure your SMTP server settings for faster memory. If you can afford it, the newer, less power-hungry, more
danceable tionships with
The Guest. your Mines e-mail account are cor- get one of these machines. If not, powerful Intel Atom. There’s even a
The overall sound is infectious, an almost-electronic vibe. rect. The username and password don’t worry; if you just got a new hard-disk-based model for people
dark, and completely danceable. “Geronimo,” with its heavy throb, should be the same as what you use computer it’s plenty fast enough. willing to give up disk speed and a
The album opens with “Raise would not have been out of place to get your e-mail. The SMTP server However, the P series of these new little durability for more storage and
the Dead,” where the listener first on Phantom Planet. The song address should be smtp.mines.edu, processors is quite thrifty in terms a cheaper price. Additionally, Acer,
hears singer Alex Greenwald’s new flows through several rises and the port should be 465 and the of battery life. HP, MSI, and, eventually, Dell have
penchant to talk to an audience that falls, with Greenwald screaming connection should use SSL. There You can, as of this writing, cur- entered the “netbook” market, mak-
is not there: “Hear it now, the night “Uhhhhh, Geronimo!” The song is another way to send e-mail (log- rently find these processors in lap- ing for a nice bunch of choices if you
is calling us/ wave your hands and is about sex, but not just any sex. ging into tops from want a small, light, cheap computer
summon the spirits up/ tonight, Greenwald protests that “you don’t the Mines Acer, HP, MSI, and... Dell have HP, Asus, for lugging to class. None of these
tonight, tonight/ we raise the dead.” want to make me blush/ you want network Lenovo, computers are powerful enough to
me unconscious… never thought via a VPN) entered the “netbook” market, and other use as a primary machine if you do
The first song, that gives the album
this harmless crush/ could be so but that lesser- anything more than surf and e-mail,
approach, making for a nice bunch of choices k n o w n
its title, also serves as an illustra-
dangerous.” though.
tion of the dichotomy between the
which I ad-
music and lyrics. This album will lodge itself in
mit I used,
if you want a small, light, cheap m anufac-
turers. Dell
That’s it for this issue of Tech
Break. If you have any questions,
That dichotomy is completely the listener’s brain after just one
is akin to
realized during “Do the Panic,” the or two listens. Although die-hard
driving in a
computer for lugging to class. dh aovees nt h’et comments, concerns or rants about
what I’ve written here or elsewhere,
first single from the album. “I guess Phantom Planet fans will think that
they waited two years too long for thumb tack processors e-mail me at ilittman@mines.edu.
we’re all in trouble, huh?/ Black with a sledgehammer. Putting in in their consumer notebooks yet I’d love to help, and I might even
clouds are upon us/ and it’s dooms- it, it’s still worth a listen.
the correct server settings is a lot (though their new Latitude E series endure a self-righteous rant about
day on the other side of town./ That easier. have the parts) and Apple doesn’t the superiority of some random
boy survived a severed head/ when 4 stars out of 5
Q: I saw you talking about new have them at all, but this should brand (HP, Apple, Gateway, Linux)
most would just give up for dead,” laptop processors coming out over change shortly. It sounds as though or two!
Greenwald quips over upbeat and the summer. Where are they? Does there will be an event September
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‘M’ was given its yearly tune-up. “It “The problem is actually more severe Whatever decision is made, one Official Coors Lab. Petroleum students now have mandatory
was like a drunken frat party,” one than most know,” said Dr. Sinclair. thing is for sure—this is a mistake lab for professional development in beer consumption.
Methane well
of the Blue Key members stated. “Sure, it doesn’t look too bad now, that the school cannot afford to have
“They simply threw the paint on each but the winter will take its toll, and by happen again. For more information
other and it was over. By the time the time graduation comes about, and for continuing updates on the
we noticed that most of the rocks most of the parents may not even status of the president’s decision,
nears completion
hadn’t been painted, the whitewash notice that it is there.” students can visit http://www.ore-
was gone.” When asked about potential digger.net/WhiteWashProblem/.
giant omelette
will be the greatest legacy of Dean the constant inflow of beer and
Sinclair. The well, when completed, then the subsequent construction
will generate an estimated six million of Building 23.
dollars a year. That six million will be The Petroleum Engineering de-
pure profit, as all capital costs in- partment has played a crucial role
in the development of the well. They
Group requested more
curred during the construction were
fully funded under the false labeling have brought forward numerous
as the Student Bus Pass Fund. The new techniques in methane extrac-
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Shakespeare
demands royalties
$2B or not $2B? That is the question
Benjamin M. Weilert filmmaker Hamlet Macbeth Othello
Shakes Spears For Fun VIII. “There have been no original
Although he’s been dead for ideas in Hollywood for 75 years!
almost 400 years, William Shake- We’ve just been using his material
speare arose from the dead this over and over again since it seems
week to claim royalties for every- to sell tickets.”
thing based off of his works. Julie Royalties will be paid to Shake-
Caplet was working the desk at the speare for every film that’s based
National Copyright office when the on any of his plays. This includes
decomposing poet came strolling studio profits, DVD sales and syn-
in asking for a check. dication.
“I don’t know who this guy thinks Films such as 10 Things I Hate
he is, with his frilly, soiled clothes About You, She’s the Man, West
and pale complexion, but I’m not Side Story, and Shakespeare in
giving any money to anyone who Love will be among the affected
smells like rotting flesh,” recalls movies. Speculation has arisen
Caplet. “The lady doth protest as to the timing of Shakespeare’s
too much, resurrection in
TIM WEILERT / OREDIGGER
methinks,” “We’re ruined. Completely regards to the
Celebration of Mines. CSM students had a blast last Friday at the annual event, which featured a replied the recent opening
booth from the Explosives Club. re-animated
and utterly ruined... There of the movie
2. After
playwright.
have been no original ideas in Hamlet screening the
When
13 reasons...
was pushed to his very limits
to defeat the oppressive rule
of the Student Health Center
[SHC].
This tail of deceit and cor- representatives, not the courts. The
Chris Scherf
ruption began this past sum- framers checked the courts, which
Captain Planet, CSM Alumnus
mer. Shielding themselves COURTESY WIKIMEDIA COMMONS represent mainstream public opinion,
behind student fee excuses, the Pure Evil. I was reading the Rocky Mountain with legislatures created to protect
employees at the SHC were able news recently and found an appalling the rights of minorities from the tyr-
to turn away the sick in record lost his starting spot on the team. I think not. article that said the gays and lesbians anny of the majority. Interference by
numbers. Students with pneu- In addition to that, he could not When the director invited our should have the same rights, includ- courts in this matter is inappropriate,
monia, sprained ankles, pink eye, waive the school’s insurance be- hero into his office, Drew entered ing name, that straight people have. just as it has been every time the
and other, worse ailments, were cause he was out of money. Fully carefully. While he was making his Has the world gone mad? In case it courts have tried to hold back legis-
all refused care. The time saved enraged, Drew went to the SHC way to his chair, he clearly saw a really has, I must share with you that latures pushing for civil rights.
by shooing away these pesky and demanded to meet with the file labeled “Project Manatee” on gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. 7. Straight marriage will be less
“sickies” enabled the nurses the director’s desk. A long Let me share with you the top 13 of meaningful if gay marriage were
and doctors at the center to “Why would you unleash something time anti-manatee activist, hundreds of reasons why gay mar- allowed; the sanctity of Brittany
develop the most cunning Drew knew about the sea riage is bad: Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun mar-
health-care con ever. as dangerous as the manatee on the cow’s evil. He immediately 13. Gay marriage will change the riage would be destroyed.
The establishment of a questioned the director, “Why foundation of society; we could never 6. Civil unions, providing most of
twenty-step process to waive Mines campus!?” would you unleash something adapt to new social norms. Just like the same benefits as marriage with
insurance formed the foun- as dangerous as the manatee we haven’t adapted to cars, the a different name are better, because
dation of the project, codename person in charge of the hellish on the Mines campus!?” service-sector economy, or longer “separate but equal” institutions are
“Manatee.” At first the name seems system. Without a moment’s hesitation life spans. a good way to satisfy the demands
innocent and cute, but do not be When he was told that SHC the director spun and pressed a 12. Children can never succeed of uppity minority groups.
fooled. The outwardly peaceful director Becky [real names have button that sent poor Drew falling without a male and a female role 5. Straight marriage has been
manatee may seem harmless, but been changed for the safety of all straight into the SHC’s obstacle model at home. That’s why our so- around a long time and hasn’t
who stands up and fights course of death. ciety has no single parents. changed at all; women are still prop-
for the one hundred and The establishment of a twenty-step I shall spare you the 11. Gay marriage is not sup- erty, blacks still can’t marry whites,
ten pounds of vegetation details of Drew’s heroic ported by religion. In a theocracy and divorce is still illegal.
they eat every day? The process to waive insurance formed the run through the gauntlet, like ours, the values of one religion 4. Legalizing gay marriage will
secretly destructive na- but it is important to un- are imposed on the entire country. open the door to all kinds of crazy
ture of the manatee made foundation of the project, codename derstand that his escape That’s why we have only one religion behavior. People may even wish to
it the perfect choice for route featured one of the in America. marry their pets because a dog has
the codename of an evil “Manatee.” schools heating tunnels. 10. Obviously gay parents will legal standing and can sign a mar-
scheme seeking to wreak Mr. Floor managed to raise gay children, since straight par- riage contract.
havoc on the Mines campus. those involved] would not be in until reach the CTLM’s heart and de- ents only raise straight children. 3. Gay marriage will encourage
Despite the evil he strikes down, three, he refused to leave. stroy the server running the insur- 9. Straight marriages are valid people to be gay, in the same way
the star of this piece did not rise A small, but important, side ance waiving program. because they produce children. that hanging around tall people will
from his will to help others, but out note: the Student Health Center This simple act of destruction Gay couples, infertile couples, and make you tall.
of his fury at the SHC. frequently uses “SHC” as an ab- sparked an investigation that old people shouldn’t be allowed 2. Being gay is not natural. Real
Drew Floor, Mines athlete ex- breviation of the name that spits brought the truth to light, and the to marry because our orphanages Americans always reject unnatural
traordinaire, had been having a evil. However, SHC is also the SHC to shame. aren’t full yet, and the world needs things like eyeglasses, polyester, and
terrible week. His new roommates abbreviation for Spontaneous Hu- All hail Drew Floor. more children. air conditioning.
were loud and obnoxious and he man Combustion. A coincidence? Fear the manatee. 8. Gay marriage should be de- 1. METEORS and VOLCA-
cided by the people and their elected NOES.
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